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nosy nayboor kitteh keepin tabz on ur wareabowtz
but sum naybors r sumtiemz halpful.
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Alice Kravitz cat…
keeps tabbehz on Samantha
*psst* izzat Gladys’ sista
*TABZ*
*SNERK SNERK*
Mrs Stevens…somfing goin on at yur haus!!!
Abnur!!
U an maus haz bofe sydez uv teh saem coyin!
yea. we wus awl GMTA
*poors annie a nice white buirgandy*
Thx, dat will be berry walkum!
GMTA, my princess!
ndeed!
*poors mause a nice Skotch*
And what would you like, my dear. Some Champers? Or something a little stronger?
oh thanks! i like a vodka martini please. wiff blu cheese olibs if u hass em
Coming right up!
*IceIceIceIce*
*PourPourPourVodka*
*EyedropperOfVermouth*
*Strain into large martini glass*
*Skewers 4 BC olives on a toothpick and puts in the glass*
Slainte!
noms! Slainte bak at yoo!
Issa rhsb!
Oops ai mented kerrykatz4.
It was teh calico tath distrakted mi!
kk4 perks up eers a litlol tu lates….
LOLZ, 4p5k, dat wuz meh awl moarning!!!
FBI spy kitteh iz spying
ah… teh good old dayz….
He saw wat u did dere
ai noes whut u did last summer…
keepin whereaboutz on ur tabbies
Hed. Desk.
Ai fink dats clebber!
oh, fankyoo Anni! nyse 2 haz praysez frum teh purr-fesshunal!
(n ai cannawt keep teh smilees owt uv mai posts, so try again: )
oh, fankyoo Anni! nyse 2 haz praysez frum teh purr-fesshunal!
Ur smilie seem 2 haz werked! WP iz habbin wun uv its straynj eppy.. epi.. tiemz aifink!
Keeping tabs on teh tabbies?
Or keepin tabs on yer tabbies, mebbe…
This GMTA moment iz brought to you by Tab…
And by The Department of Redundancy Department…
And, by dubble-commint gum!
“Dubble yr pleazhure, dubble yr fun
wif dubble-commint, dubble-commint, dubble-commint gum!”
Dubble blind bork kittehs take a bow…
Gud wun!!! @@@@@@@@@@
FTW @@@@@
I kan see de nawty barn frum heer!
shouldn’t be too difficult, from the inside and all.
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*schneeky grinn*
In defurrance to SHD, kk4 nawt makes atrocious pun…**kk4 turns blind eye**
as long as the “defurr-ing” doesn’t involve epiladys, or hot wax (shudder), knock yerself silly………..oops, mebbe too late *beeg cheeze-eetin grinnn*
*kk4 runs after SHD wif epilady, still stunned dat females claimed tu invented it*
*kk4 trips on cord, luks up wif noe eybrows and sudenlee bery large forehead*
don’t feel too bad, I had that happen IRL due to a malfunctioning gas stove.
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I resembled a shaved monkey.
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well more so that usual. annywaise
SHD, dat happen tu fren ub mine once, her try tu lite smoke on stobe an nawt use liter…
*puts on a dazzling burst of speed* VOOM
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step, step-step……..*leaps**wind whistles*
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CLANG *wimpers, weak voiced* I thought the truss was farther away den dat.
kk4 paint on Joan Crawford eyebrows, looks very displeased.
*offurs kk4 fayke eyebows mayde uv kittehfur* Short black, ur lawng oring?
Ai takes bof, fanks yu, den can hab manee xpreshuns at mai disposal.
Otay, an az bonus, yu can having teh short tabbeh wuns, az well! Be eggsalad attenshun-gettur!
Nise, ai kin go fur da Martin Scorsese, Ed Asner luk if ai haz a mind tu…bery nise!
um, be careful not to mix them up, otherwise you might resemble Toecutter from Mad Max.
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not good times, nope, nawt at all.
*lite bulb* Da nextist product from Eplilady!
* turns awn tv * ladees, tired ub dem uglee toes? Heer iz nu product..*sound ub chainsaw revving up* Hapee ladees, tawlkin * heer iz new painless way to keep dose pesky toes in check! Pleez cawl in next 15 minutes for amazin discount!
izzer much demand from the Hobbit demographic?
Ai fines dat der iz much demand frum dem..iz reely too products in one, da nise ladees heer attaches surcharge, since reely two products in one. Dey hab to sign waver dat dey noes kin nawt hab abentures for few weeks. Unless, ob corse, dey wants tu purchase speshal shoes frum us…
lyke seein Russia frum Alaska — duz taht mayke u an expert???
Ai haz jus maed dis kitteh an expurrrt (recapshun).
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http://mine.icanhascheezburger.com/view.aspx?ciid=2688401
Miniluv kitteh watches Winston.
we can has NooLolSpeek?
Naow, KK4, obzerv caerfilly, dis wut we du inna sitty befor we steps owtside into teh armz uv the skary guise. {{KK4}} Yu haz big hart, an we wantz yu tu keep sayf.
kk4 takes copius notes…nawt jes rush outsides…also kin spy on naybors…WIN!
Yesh, KK4, be bery caerful! Sumtiems we hev hoemless in mai nayborhood but dey usually goes downtown to stay inna shelter but sumtiems dey stay plaeces close. Nawt awl hoo goes inna dumpster or trash bin r hoemless. Mai naybor taykes his liddlol tyke and goes dumpster diving for fuds. Wen ai saw dat, ai trais to gibs fud but ai doan maek mush at awl and cant support moar peeps but sumtiems ai gibs awai awl mai groceries dat ai buis to dem. Ai doan gib awai teh kitteh’s fud, gushi and dry. Ai just doan maek mush but ai do trais to halp becuz teh tyke is only abowt free yeers old. Iz too cold to be hungry. Ai doan knoes wut else to do. Ai gib dem information awn hao to gets halp from churches, governmnet, and yoonited wai. But ai cant let kids goes hungry.
{{{KCT}}} Ai see lawt ub dat heer too. On trash/recycler day, der are aifink at leest 20-30 peeps out awn street wif big hotel maid carts, dey dump obber awl da trash cans, recyclers, leeb ta trash on da street, den a lawt ub times dey gots litlol kids wif dem, followin dem around. Brakes my grandma hart, ai hab tu say. Den sumtimes ai heer dem yells at da littlol tykes dat jest tryin to keeps up. Iz bery hard on our harts tu witness dat, den sumtimes dey hab litlol kids and goggies on the on and offramps wif dem, in da heet, and da cold. My hart goes out to dose little ones.
KCT, yu be berry genrus an hyooj-harted person, but plz tu nawt be gibing AWL yur groserees away, yu needing tehm tu! Ai unnerstands wanting tu help, but iz ownlee so much yu can du, an yu nawt eben knowing fur shur teh free-yeer-owld iz getting tihs fud yur gibing up. Mebbe tu cawl soshul serbis playses an tell them yu seeing tihs, an let them innervene? Ai nawt wants yu tu go hungrees enny moar tahn ai wants KK4 tu put self in danjur tu be compashunate!
KCT, u r a good kitteh. Yur kindness brakes mai hart, truly.
{{{{{kk4, pk and mkultra999}}}}} Ai lubs u awl. Ai just hev so much prawblem seeing this. Teh daddy went to seberal jawbs but qwits. He doan wanna werk at minimum wage but haz no incomes at awl. He nawt married to gurlfren (tot’s muvver) but she gets fud stamps n stuffz. But still dumpster dives and taykes tot alawng. Ai afred tot nawt get enuf fuds. Ai will trai nawt to gib awai mai fuds but ai awlso gibs to the 95 yeer old laydee hoo nawt afford fuds eever. Ai gawts mai angel fud which ai pay foar (ennywun can do this) and ai share wif her too. She bery poor. Awn teh tot and fambly, ai’ll cawl soshul serbices next tiem. Ai lubs mai cheezpeeps!
{{{KCT}}} Iz hartbraking…an, aifinks, no reason tu drag poor tot along…ai see dis a lot in mai nayborhood tu. Mai hart brakes fur dese poor bebbehs, dey cant halp hoo dey are born tu. Sumtimes dese poor littlol kids needs sumone tu notice wat dey are going thru. Follow yur hart.
whut iz tihs angel fud u speek uv? ai haz a curious.
oh, an happytayle burfdae wun day layte KCT!
OMCC, fankies fur remembring, tessm! Ai toldeded memree tu remembur, but ai gess it furgot tu.
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Happeh happeh birfday, KCT! Hedbonks n purrs tu yu, an ai hoping yur day n yur yeer be full uv awsum an win! {{{{{{KCT}}}}}}
omcc! issa KCT’s burfdai??? ware oh ware issa burfdai fairy wen wii kneads dem???
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Happee Burdai {{{KCT}}}
Waz yessurday, GP, KCT menshund it Fryday taht it waz awn Sunday.
mai red fais – ai wud show yu eet but Wierd Pretzel wud om nom nom meh – DO NAWT WANT!
{{{{{gp & pk}}}}} Fankies! Hedbonks and purrs to u awl too!
Fankies, tessm! It wuz niec. Angel Food is where a church (mostly) provides through Angel Food Ministries a chance to pay $30 for a huje baux of fud. Nawt sekkund rayte fuds. And wunce a month, u pik it up and it lasts foar a lawng tiem….at leest foar meh. U cant choose teh fud but it is awl gud. Yes. Gud wai for peeps hoo doan hev a lawtta money to get sum groceries. $30 buis moar and baux worth moar dan $30. Wunce dessert item wuz a key lime pie. O MAI! angelfooddotcom and it can tell u if it in ur stayte. It’s awl ober KC awn bof sieds of state line.
Sownds a bit lyk what got setted up lokallee. Can pay ennywhere frum 5$ tu 20$ at start uv teh munf, an in mid-munf, yu get boks uv veggies an froots, depending which boks yu gotted (teh larj, smawl, froot-ownlee). Sum uv it always teh saym, lyk tatoes, an sum be seesnal. Tehm gets it hole-sayl, so iz preddy big boks!
Happy birfday, KCT! Here, halp urself to something shiny from GP’s cubicle.
ai thot moast uv teh stuffs wuz blak an leather-ee?
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or izzit PLEH-ther-ee?
Well… teh zippers is shiny.
AHEM! ai du NAWT werk inna cyoobeecul… ai has an orrifis adn ebberyfing! dat mussta bin Mick’s stuff, aifinkso. yesh. uh huh.
oh, mai. u haz an orrifis??
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ai am NAWT going to tuch taht wun!!!
*runsawayevenfastur*
Fankies, LCB! Oooh, lukies! *taykes GP’s scotch taype dispenser* O ai lieks dis! Fankies, LCB! *runs off wif GP’s scotch taype dispenser…holding closely to the chest so GP woan see*
Happitayl Birfday, KCT!!!
Usedta hev a naybor hoo AWLWAYS knoo wut wuz going awn! She knoo wen ai hed a dayte (gud ifn he dint bring meh hoem, ai gess) Knoo wen ai went to werks. Just knoo eferyfing….it gawt awful tho. Cuz she wuz a gossip too. Knoo eberfing she dint kno and spred it arownd….
*Ebbry bref yu take…ebbry moov yu make….dey be watchin yuuuu.
Kittehs be so berry gud at taht… *trais tu typing aroun Trick awn lap*
Hey, pk, Trick awl cozee on lap todai?
*coffs slitelee an brushes vaynlee at clowd uv blak fur* Him leeved just a minnit ago… him waz habing a cudlee mood, an inbited self awntu lap, an wif Trick, tihs meens wun arm tu keep him frum sliding awf when him relaksis, an wun hand tu petting him, an mebbe a hand tu keep from asph… asf… nawt breeving coz teh shed furs, an at leest wun tu be catching fings lyk almost-emptee teecups when him reeches owt an pulls tehm ober while stretching! Rite nao, him checking tu see if iz anuvver bag uv Temtayshuns awn teh bookshelf in mai offis, him awlreddy steeled wun tuday an shared contints wif uvver tu! Lyf nebber boring…
Note tu self, get bf tu cleen fur owt uv keebored agin…
*franticly luks fur clipboard* if der is method tu madness, pleez tu send hints on gettin da menz tu cleen….or halp tu cleen, or tu notise that kleen needs tu be done, or tu nawt cleen der clocks…*waits wif bated breff*
*giglol* When him cleening pewter stuffs, an aroun heer, pewter stuffs needs cleening tu get furs owt coz ai hates teh howsewurks… aifink iz moar lyk “duing maintnance” tekkee stuff an nawt so much lyk cleening. Him getting tu yoose teh cans uv compresst air taht scaring teh kittehs (him nawt lyk scaring teh kittehs, but him lyks playing wif teh air, him lyk lil boy), an fings.
Him duz du dishes, tho. Nawt shur hao that startid, so ai nawt knowing hao tu get uvvers tu duing it. Sowree tu disappoynt.
An plz tu unbate breff, yu neber nowing what cud be trakted tu teh bayt!
Himz hadda gud mommakitteh aifinkso.
Mai momma kitteh maeks meh learns to cuk, clean, waxes flours, nawt du windoze. Nawt liek it bud Ai duz it.
Um, nope, nawt mommakitteh… waz dopted, an when doptiv
parints gotted kids wif saem genes, tehm nawt so nies tu him ennymoar. Him lived alone frum, um, 15 oar 16, an wurked whyle in skool. Mebbe iz wai him cleens, him self-suff… siff… duz fings fur self.
Ai glad yu had mommakitteh whu totted yu portint fings. Sum fings, ebrywun shud knowing!
{{PK}} {{PK’s bf}}
kinda sayme fing happen in mai DH’s famblee. hiz older bruvver is dopted…
Heer, da local newz channel did a repoort bowt howzcleenin menz…
http://www.wtol.com/Global/story.asp?S=9364242
sounz goofy too meh, butt…
Mai Secret las nite gits on da bed jes afore we bof climbs in..He lay across bottim ub bed, almost spred out awl da way, we bof climb in, try nawt to disturb hims…den husbin moves obber a lil bit, Secret gits rite in der, an ai haz bout 1 inch ub bedspace tween me an de edge ub bed. Ai tries to pets Secret tu gets him tu move, he purrs, does upside down face at meh…ok, ai nawt sleeps much last nite…
Ai knows.. *sigh* Hao can yu muv kitteh whu gib yu teh upside-daon fayse? Nokturnal contorshuns, we duz tehm tu nawt disturb kittehs!
Ai noes!! Las nite Secret sleeps between husbins legs, so one leg is awl da way on mai side ob bed…he mai favrite boy, so nawt kin moov him…den dis mornin, husbin leebs fur wurk, an Secret pats mai face tu gits up. Ai tries tu go bak to sleep, but den he starts purrs, and pats mai face agin, den gives meh meow with purr noises wen patting mai face…ai gits up, feeds him, den he goes bak to sleep on bed, but den ai up fur day….
dat saownds liek a nies wai tew waek up!
Wen ai wuz in collej I wuz a “townie” –a local stoodint hoo libbed at hoam, as most uv us did cuz dere wuzzent enuf dorm spayce fur locals an yu coodn’t get a apartmint till yu were 21. Wun Fryday nite mai parents had gon out to dinner an my boyfren (now huzbin of 47 yeers) came by to pik me up for our daet. I wuz spendin teh nite at teh sorority hous an so I had wif me a obernite bag an a pillo.
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Teh nex day my mom getted a call frum a naybor askin her if she noo dat I had leff teh hous teh nite befour wif a boy, a obernite bag, an a pillo…
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Sigh…
Dipartmint uv Hoamland Sekyooritee – nao hirin kittehs. Apparuntlee, dey werks fur cheezburgers.
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*shrug*
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Hoo Gnu?
O_o butt butt…da kittehs be tew kute tew wurk fur da ebil guvernment…
Dey kuter in uniforms..aifinkso. **sees binoculars, poses**
be caut..caush…careful! Purhaps posing iz illegal now..
*snerk* you seded ‘butt’! *giglol* twice!!
Yu just said it tu! once! *giglols awlso*
Our equibbalent ob teh Hoamland Kekyrooritee haz teh slogan “Bee alertz, but nawt all-armed.”
I feelz a sowwy for teh folks hoo haz teh armz …
Lotsa TP reports on skwrl frolicking?
anyting foar a cheezburger….
except nawt taking naps, aifinkso…..
whut haz bin seen kannot b unseen
Afinkso it can. *dangles shiny object* Short attenshun spans canz be useful sometimes =D
Ooooooh….Shineeee……..*watchez shiny*
tu bad yew cannawt put a sok awn teh window…
Yeah, I gots a neighbour like this. Unfortunately, it’s a human who’s able to use the phone. Try to have a woodfire barbecue, and the bloody fire department shows up! Apparently, they called the RCMP first, but there’s no fire ban, and no backyard fire bylaw, so they called the volunteer firemen (it’s all volunteer in this town) to come bother us! Nuthin’ they could do, tho, we were in our rights.
Cedar-cooked steaks were yummy, too.
Whereabowts in Canadia R yoo, isengrim? Ai bees near Oddawa.
An ai bees btween Oddawa an Tronna. *wavies frum an howr ur so frum 4.5k*
Mmmm, ai lub da smell ub bbq naybors in da morning.
wayt….yoo bbq yur nayborz??
O.o
*creepy voice* the secrets in the meat……
itz a cuukbuuk!!
soylently…
yoo meen liek soylent green?
*grin*
**duz bad Charton Heston impression wif scarf on neck** It’s peeple, it’s peeple…aaaarrrggg, it’s peeple!!!
lol…ai nawt seen dat moovee, but ai noez just a leetle ob whut itz abaowt…
Did yuo eet dere libers wif a nice chianti?
Onlee wif Fava Beens….
Hmm. Dis iz awl yew hasta do to get teh fyremenz to visiting yer howse? Yew duzzint hasta call dem or brake enny laws or nuffin. *pondurrs*
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Duz LCB knowing itz dis eezee in Canadia? She mite wanting to moov dere, aifinkso.
tell fyremans next tiyme tu bring teh bratwurst and sum beer and hazza party wif dem.
Ai haz a commint, but ai keeps it to maiself…nawt aftur fang’s gibbons yet.
Ohai WRR! do yu has a song reddy fur teh beeg consert onna Whensdai?
Nawt yet. Duz we haz tyme fur teh chippy n dayles tu dans? Ai wurks own teh song wif dem. They wants tu dans fur teh laydee cheezpeepz @ teh NB
Oh yesh yesh yesh… aifinkso wii shud has dem dere! plz tu emayo lolcatburglar at gmail dot com wib yur sawng ideeya; she is teh musiclol direktur makey shore wii nawt du teh sayme song twyce, aifinkso.
ohai GP, an whut’s tihs ai heerz about historee class? u yung whippersnapper! why ai oughtta….!!
* lukks arownd nerbussly *
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* drops historee buk wib “Twisted Sister” onna cobber *
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* runsawaiberyfast *
*hedbat!*
does yu meen tu sai LCB has nawt show’d yu teh lolyrics ai sended hurr? ppft!
noes, ai haz nawt seen enny! aifinkso we iz awl tryin berry hard nawt to spoyl teh surpryzez!
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(ai can haz hint? tessknits at gmail dot com)
Are awl teh Cheez-mens gonna danse?
**drools at teh thot**
Ai nawt so much danse. Ai liek 2 maeks teh myoosiks for teh danse.
West River Rat, u hev a commint? Wut? Afred sumwun will taek ur playte offa teh tayblol ifn u maek it? Oooooo.
Nawt niec tu maek teh kriss moss commint b4 fangs gibbon.
ohhhh…dat maek senes, aifinkso…..
but steel…whut wuz yoo gunna sai?
whaddareda vampire monkees doin’ out dis early?
ai am guessing it hazta doo wiv taht Sandy Claws guy whut iz alwayz watchin yoo…
maybee beecauze teh bbq neybor gunna bee foar teh dinnur?
NOW i can make a legitimutt long-pig ref!
Teh things I lern on teh internets…
Leeza, did u do dat fing I tolded u to do inna last lol?
shoot. sowry, no, I has SUCH a bizzy at werks!
*runs to look*
Plz to make it go way too.
done. cats u later!
Fanks. Dat informayshun cud be berry danjeris inna rong hanz. kwim?
I sees, and agrees, and sowry but I hasta run…. gotta somewhere to beeeeeeeeee
And DK, re teh long-pig, Dan or ODK can fill u in…… (I had to ask 2)
long-pig??
awso called long shanks. iz a niec way to sez teh noms is hyoomin.
Oh…..
*Runs in like Charlton Heston* AAAHHH, Day are hooman, ai tells yu!!!
Amooozing!
uh oh!
*pulls blainds shut* Phew…..ai noez dat CC iz watchin meh, but ai nawt needz teh neiborcat seein meh…..:oops:
Confuzed peeping-tom kitteh iz going about it frum de wrong syde.
Ohai, frenz!
I’m finalee hoem! Iz been raynin awl day an iz NAWT fun tew dribe teh wet rodes, speshully teh way dese gooburs dribe!
Cheez-mens, did y’all see my speshul “Fank Yoo” onna previus thred? Plz tew be reedin it.
{{{{{rhsb}}}}} Ai glad yu home sayf, rhsb, an nuvver day uv wurk being dun!
Yeah me too, rhsb.:-D
Fanks, Artemis.
Has wii met yet? If nawt, I’m “rhsb”. Nise tew be makin ur akwaintins.
Ai keeps furgetting tu asking yu, what duz rhsb standing fur, ennyway?
Lets go to teh noo lol an I tellz u.
oh yea….I’z ben wunnering dat tew….
juss a cweshun, but whut arre teh chees-mens?
Um, ur un ov tehm, DK.
Teh menz ov Cheezland!
:- D :- D :- D :- D :- D :- D :- D :- D :- D :- D
*faespaw* ai has a stoppy……
mai stoppy….ai just showed yoo eet….
rhsb, ai left a commint bowt da menz bowing to u on da last lol…
I saw it, audra!
Butt teh vue iz mush bedder were I wuz!
ha. ai see wut u did dere
Ai reddit. Fanks
Doan fink ai iz that speshul.
Just had gud momma kitteh adn poppa goggie.
Dont be sew modest, WRr!
Hazzin gud parentul yoonits iz a rar-itee deese dayz.
Oh, I had to lissen to Copperhed Rode at werk teh uthur day, fankyooberrymush.
u aer a rat dat is part kitteh adn part goggie? tawlk abowt multi-rashool!
He’s a spycat
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OMG! Just like my upstairs neighbors!
Wun ov teh advantijs ov libbin in teh kountree.
mebbe not so much, the neighbors just get longer lenses, and you can’t tell iffen dere peekin.
Rut-roh!
Well, if dere peekin, dey deserb tew see wat dere seein! I hope it blinz em.
O.O
Whut haz been seen….cannawt bee unseen….
o.k…….kind of creepy:-(
Wut I wanna knoes iz hao duz him/hur knoes teh upstayrs naybors ar watchin? Iz him/hur watchin teh upstayrs naybors? *insert smilee heer*
Yep, especially when they make specific comments like, “Why did you need eight bags of groceries? You live alone! ” If one can call having four cats and a dog living alone. Had no idea I was so interesting (believe me, I’m pretty darned boring.). Rumor is they’re moving soon, but not soon enough!
Sew, wats eberbodee doin foar FanksGibbon? R u trabelin? Stayin hoam?
I iz gonna sillybrate habbin teh howse tew maiself foar 3 an a haf dayz! Teh folks ar leevin awn Wednesday nite an nawt comin bak until Caturday nite!
Woo-Hoo!
doin’ it today, at mai sister’s house
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with her four boys (and they don’t have likker inna house) and various other family.
Iz dat why ur awn teh puter? Hidin?
sorta, gotta shut down inna minute, dinner will be at the table I set up on, of course.
Enjoy, Dan!
I gotta go finish makin rolls heer inna minnit. Wii iz habbin a dinnur at werk 2morro.
I nawt ‘posed to has likker, but I went shoppin teh uthur dai. I’m ready to roll!
ai has alredee trabeled…I’z neer teh oshun nao….but nawt too neer….
*butts in* Ai goin up da state tu seen son an grandson. Son is 21, mai baby, who is cagefighter..yikes. Grandson blond haired blue eyed angel!! Son sez ai gets tu see his cauliflower eer frum da fightins…I gonna pinchee his cheeks an ruffle hiz buzzcut til he blushes and sez, MOMMMMMM!
Teh mans start diggin teh hole foar mai haws dai aftur tommorrow. Ai stais hoem to maek sure noffing borks.
i waz wooking out da winda like dis and den he started singing opera wiv a ded fish in hiz hand.
This has absolutly nothing to do with this pichur, but can my pichurs be captioned by someone else? Im no good at all at it.
hee hee hee! Dis cat reminds mee of mee!! Iz nozy to!
At leest wp nawt ete mai cheezburgurz but putz rong abatar. Maibe Ai hab to goze tu fined mai shuz nd be awn doodee tudai.