nosy nayboor kitteh
nosy nayboor kitteh keepin tabz on ur wareabowtz
but sum naybors r sumtiemz halpful.
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Hey, what's with all the misspelled words?
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Alice Kravitz cat…
keeps tabbehz on Samantha
*psst* izzat Gladys’ sista
*TABZ*
*SNERK SNERK*
Mrs Stevens…somfing goin on at yur haus!!!
Abnur!!
U an maus haz bofe sydez uv teh saem coyin!
yea. we wus awl GMTA
*poors annie a nice white buirgandy*
Thx, dat will be berry walkum!
GMTA, my princess!
ndeed!
*poors mause a nice Skotch*
And what would you like, my dear. Some Champers? Or something a little stronger?
oh thanks! i like a vodka martini please. wiff blu cheese olibs if u hass em
Coming right up!
*IceIceIceIce*
*PourPourPourVodka*
*EyedropperOfVermouth*
*Strain into large martini glass*
*Skewers 4 BC olives on a toothpick and puts in the glass*
Slainte!
noms! Slainte bak at yoo!
Issa rhsb!
Oops ai mented kerrykatz4.
It was teh calico tath distrakted mi!
kk4 perks up eers a litlol tu lates….
LOLZ, 4p5k, dat wuz meh awl moarning!!!
FBI spy kitteh iz spying
ah… teh good old dayz….
He saw wat u did dere
ai noes whut u did last summer…
keepin whereaboutz on ur tabbies
Hed. Desk.
Ai fink dats clebber!
oh, fankyoo Anni! nyse 2 haz praysez frum teh purr-fesshunal!
(n ai cannawt keep teh smilees owt uv mai posts, so try again: )
oh, fankyoo Anni! nyse 2 haz praysez frum teh purr-fesshunal!
Ur smilie seem 2 haz werked! WP iz habbin wun uv its straynj eppy.. epi.. tiemz aifink!
Keeping tabs on teh tabbies?
Or keepin tabs on yer tabbies, mebbe…
This GMTA moment iz brought to you by Tab…
And by The Department of Redundancy Department…
And, by dubble-commint gum!
“Dubble yr pleazhure, dubble yr fun
wif dubble-commint, dubble-commint, dubble-commint gum!”
Dubble blind bork kittehs take a bow…
Gud wun!!! @@@@@@@@@@
FTW @@@@@
I kan see de nawty barn frum heer!
shouldn’t be too difficult, from the inside and all.
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*schneeky grinn*
In defurrance to SHD, kk4 nawt makes atrocious pun…**kk4 turns blind eye**
as long as the “defurr-ing” doesn’t involve epiladys, or hot wax (shudder), knock yerself silly………..oops, mebbe too late *beeg cheeze-eetin grinnn*
*kk4 runs after SHD wif epilady, still stunned dat females claimed tu invented it*
*kk4 trips on cord, luks up wif noe eybrows and sudenlee bery large forehead*
don’t feel too bad, I had that happen IRL due to a malfunctioning gas stove.
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I resembled a shaved monkey.
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well more so that usual. annywaise
SHD, dat happen tu fren ub mine once, her try tu lite smoke on stobe an nawt use liter…
*puts on a dazzling burst of speed* VOOM
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step, step-step……..*leaps**wind whistles*
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CLANG *wimpers, weak voiced* I thought the truss was farther away den dat.
kk4 paint on Joan Crawford eyebrows, looks very displeased.
*offurs kk4 fayke eyebows mayde uv kittehfur* Short black, ur lawng oring?
Ai takes bof, fanks yu, den can hab manee xpreshuns at mai disposal.
Otay, an az bonus, yu can having teh short tabbeh wuns, az well! Be eggsalad attenshun-gettur!
Nise, ai kin go fur da Martin Scorsese, Ed Asner luk if ai haz a mind tu…bery nise!
um, be careful not to mix them up, otherwise you might resemble Toecutter from Mad Max.
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not good times, nope, nawt at all.
*lite bulb* Da nextist product from Eplilady!
* turns awn tv * ladees, tired ub dem uglee toes? Heer iz nu product..*sound ub chainsaw revving up* Hapee ladees, tawlkin * heer iz new painless way to keep dose pesky toes in check! Pleez cawl in next 15 minutes for amazin discount!
izzer much demand from the Hobbit demographic?
Ai fines dat der iz much demand frum dem..iz reely too products in one, da nise ladees heer attaches surcharge, since reely two products in one. Dey hab to sign waver dat dey noes kin nawt hab abentures for few weeks. Unless, ob corse, dey wants tu purchase speshal shoes frum us…
lyke seein Russia frum Alaska — duz taht mayke u an expert???
Ai haz jus maed dis kitteh an expurrrt (recapshun).
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http://mine.icanhascheezburger.com/view.aspx?ciid=2688401
Miniluv kitteh watches Winston.