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Artistic kitteh is …. artistic.
So ur saying he’s definitely not waring his unnerwares>
Big eyes! Whut? Nakkid Kitteh?
Now is ze time on Shprockets vhen ve danz
*snort!*
Do you vant to touch meh munkey?? Touch heem!1! Luuuuve heeemmm!!!!
*puts on blakk leo tard an joyns in schprokets dans*
dans dans dans dans dans dans
mai faburite taim on schproketts!
Kitteh izzint teh nekkid. Himz warin a collar.
mebbee the kitteh haz bin de breefeded?
Dey debreef enterior decoraters?
Dey offen duz it to demselvz, aifinkso. Or haz speshul frendz dat halps. No debriefing cart rekwired.
…
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*sauntering to NB*
*follows NS tew teh NB*
any excuse will do, eh?
nu….just a maind dat goez…..weerd playses ebben wid sumtin dat iz towtalee innocunt….
Well — u kin be artistic an still waring unnerwares, aifinkso. Haoeber — dis kitteh iz definitely nawt waring unnerwares.
hay! i is artist nd i weers unnerwares!
(well right nao i weers pajamas but onli cuz i slept laet)
ooooh, doancha just wanna pet da belley? wachout for da pointee endz, dough…
con cat tu lashunz!
Yeah…fluffy but deadli!
Yesh — teh belleh needz mah pettingz.
Itza twap…teh pointee endz is deployed and reddee tu strike.
Ai haz wayz uv petting teh bellehz & avoydin teh pointee endz. Ai kin only pet mah Skimble’s belleh eever wen himz standin, or if ai iz usin wun hand to pet himz hed & distraktin him.
faaaaaaaaaaaaaaaabulus!
behware teh decortorz- they so cattee!
I agrii, but it needs moar cowbell.
*stormz in frum teh kontroll boof*
Ah haev a feever adn teh kure is moar cowbell.
LOL, MORE CAWBELL!
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Ai bawtteded “Donot fear da reaper” just cuz ub dat skit!
whut duz teh cawbell has tew dew wif teh sawng?
ai heers teh sawng…but ai nawt gets whut cawbells has tew duz wid eet,….
There is a Caturday Nite Libe skit about the produser telling them “moer cowbell” during the sawng. Ef you lissen tew da song, yew hear dis reallee annoying cowbell cosntantlee.
I’m tinkin–dans!
Ai am Nawt thinken snorgle. Teh pointy ends, I see them!
Get up and dance to the music!
Get on up and dance to the fonky music…
dis cowch gotta goe!
Teh cowch iz teh ok, aifink. Teh wall kulur needz to going away tho.
*paints walls wif clear nailpolish*
Nope, not working.
*tosses LCB a can uv spray paynt*
Wut kulur iz dis paynt, LCB?
…
Aprikot
Banana
Celery
D…
Dirty blonde
Eggshellz
Fuchia Nawt Want
Green (irish)
H…
Hiway traffik cone oranj
Itsybitsyteenyweenie Yellow
Jiminiy Crikket Gween
K…
Klingon Blud Green
Load-In Green
Mauve Green
N…
I might has been thinking of Vulcans, there, not Klingons.
My lack of Start Rek Fu, let me show u it.
well,yes. apparently the Klingonz haz peptobismal fur blud , as seen in one 0 da moovies. sigh. i shouldn’t admit that i know that…
Ai rememberz dat odd bit uv triveeyuh. Yer nawt alone, sweetpea.
In teh store tuday, I saw a Star Trek Pez Dispenser set. At least six of ‘em in teh set. Immjitly, I thot ov yu.
It is tuu late fur yu to disclaym any Start Trek nowleje. Yu r firmly assosiated wif Star Trek furebber….
*cubberz face in shaem wif b0rg enhanced tendrils 0 doom*
oh, but but but u haz a frenz atta bottum uv the fred!! Swamp Willow @ 3:05!!
*peeks between strandz* anybody elze think
kitteh be sayin “KHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANNNNNNNN!!!!*
if nawt fur babilon 5 reference, me
Ai sended u a gmail (GP sez ai shud)
If it was teh one about teh cheep prices on C1alis, I is not interested. kthxronggenderandeverything
All srsness aside, I has not seen it yet. When did u send?
2 minnut ago. frum hotmails acct
*snerk* Start Rek Fu…leest yu gotz some, I gotz none. But LCB, yu haz menny other gifted Fu’s to yer credit.
Nauseated Green
Olive You Green
Pea Green
Q…
Quince colored
Ratz brownz
Sweetpea Green
T…
Quick, to to sears and buy some paynt
Really fast
So that mary 0 spockn can mek
Teh munnies on commishuns.
U…
umm, Toto, how diid you get in dere, goggie? should be “go to”.
to to green
umber (teh burnt wun)
violet green ????
w…..
Willowgreen
X-tra green
Yellow-green
Zebra stripey (and green?)
TA DA!! we did it!!!
O Hai, jamamakitty! Hoep yer day haz gon well. Ai maed a new lol dat aifink yew mite like. Iz posted on teh spying kitteh lol (teh noon pst wun aifink).
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Mus be tiem fur meh to leev werk!
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{{{{{jamamakitty}}}}}
not mauve green
opalesent
poopee, baybee
Q…
oooo sorreee didn look far enuf daown fred
night black
obscure fuzzy blue
persimmon
q…
Dark Bloo
Elle-phant Grai
Fyre-kulur, wif Red an Lelloh an Oranj!
Graype Jelleh
H…
Happitayl lollow
Iccee blue
Jam, strawberry cololor
Kitteh oranj (nawt poyson)
Libber, chopped cololor
Marmalade oranj (nawt poyson)
Noobie clooless grey
Oranj (poyson)
Persimmon
Qween MJ pinx
Ratz, conga, brown
Snorglely color
T…
spank me pink?
Extreeme Makeover Kitteh Edition
Kitteh Eye for teh Goggie Guy?
a feline eye fur teh husky guy ;D
Sergio kitty!
Sore throat kitteh sez: I’m thinking… pastilles!
Hungry kitteh sez: I’m thinking…. fruit pastels (TTI jowk)
Religious kitteh sez: I’m thinking… pastors!
Hongree Italyan kitteh seyz: I’m thinking… pasta!
jamaican kitteh sez……… ai’m finkin Rasta
Caffinated kitteh sez….. I’m finking fasta
Medicinal kitteh sez….. I’m finking Castor
Cthulhu kitteh sez….. I’m finking Hastur
Expansive kitteh sez…. I’m finking vaster
WIN WIN WIN
which wun dint win? 3 outta 4 ain’t bad…
shiprecked kitteh sez… Ai iz Heer!!
Rancher kitteh sez…I’m finking pastshur
yeah, ai got nuffin…
rasta kitteh sez ai tinkin leaf green.
Sorcerer kitteh sez: I’m thinking… cast spells!
Pilgrim kitteh sez: Ai can almost reach CC frum here.
Hobbyist kitteh sez: I’m thinking… pasttimes!
Hongree American kitteh sez: I’m thinking…..Arbys!!
This is a quote from Babylon 5.
Shaykespeer iz just a bunch ob famous quotashuns strung togebber.
Bingo!!!
I wondered if anybody was going to spot this!!!
I has at least one of the seasons on DVD on my Christmas list….
Yah! Was Regent of Centauri Prime. Funny little guy. Then the Drakh got him.
Heyz der…dat wuz MY LINE!! Dis is B5–Pwime Ministur/Regent (did he neber getz a name?)
waitz–dat not rite reactshn–Heyz der fellow B5 nerd! Dat rite reactshn.
And ders mor den two ov us herez!!
Yay B5 nerdz!!
A nudder B5 nerdz hyear
Kitteh luks moor confydent dan Rejent, tho.
Fur sum reezin, dis kitteh beez remindin meh uv Robin Williams.
…
*skritches hed*
…
*wundurrs whose hed she just skritched*
*raises hand*
*wonders whose hand she just raised*
…I’m gonna live forever
I’m gonna learn how to fly
High
I feel it coming together
People will see me and cry …
*wonders why mai earz feel skritched adn mai paws is razed*.
flashdance!
oar wuz taht, “Fayme”??
Bzzzzzt!
Fame!
Iz close. Boaf songs frum same artist
Or iz dat “Fame”?
hmm cud be Fame…..
*Dingdingdingdingding*
We has a wiener!
Ugh, just as long az iz nawt that obnokshus Captain Weiner persun taht’s been posting commints. Pleh.
wut we haz to go wif teh wieners?
albacore
buns
catchup
e…
doggies
den teh e……..
Doggies?! *Runs an hydes* Awroo? Ai dus nawt wanna be a syde dysh fur da weiners! =P Hehe
yew can bee teh mayne dish!!!
Noooouuuu! Do nawt want! =P Ai can see wai GP does nawt want tew! …ai is nawt a turkeh! ^-^
nawt wants tew bee eeten…wants tew bee teh wun eeting…
Would be a gud way to be nawt sekkund in line for Nomming Teh wieners AIfinkso
But ai wud have tew nom nom nom deh wieners fast befores ai gets nommed bai dose who wants da syde dysh woofeh! =P Cud be a porbalam, aifinksew.
just show dem Ur pointee endz. problem goes awai.
…Ai forgoted dat! *Brandishes pointee endz* Dere we goes! *Om nom nom nom nomms da wieners awn da taybull* ^-^ Yew is rite! It does werk tew gets in nawt-sekkund!
ahem!! is yew a canniblol??
…ai is nawt! But ai is eetin da wienurs wile ai be hangin owt wif da goggehs dat yew had brawted as da syde dysh. ^-^ Ize in yer syde dyshes, nomming yer mayne course!
…dun tell me da wieners be mayde frum goggies! O_o;
No wun really noes whut wieners is maed of.
But ai stawp nomming teh wieners fur 5 years after wurking inna meatpacking plant.
Ai nawt blames yu, mystery meet, nawt so gud, akshelly…
wai iz yew cawlin WRr mystry meet?
itza miss story
Ai new sum one dat wurked in meat pakin plant…*winks* he nawt eet hawt dogs eeder. Now ai nawt kin eat chorizo wifout da stories hawntin meh!
Also noo ladee dat wurked in meat dept at family owned grocery store, I nawt buy chicken dat on sale reel, um, cheep.
Is a gewd pracktice, aifinksew. ^-^ E. coli, Do Nawt Want!
Kerrykatz, pweeze scooz mai stoopy, but wut is chorizo?
ez a spicy sawsaj, often in bweakfass, tex mex cookin.
Ohai, BDM, an fank yoo! Ai tendz to liek teh Tex-Mex cookin so maybee ai shud try it.
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My sheltered life, let me show you it…
deviled…
eggz…
fronsch friez
g…
Eel Butter
Frogs Arms
German Chocolate Brussels Sprouts
H…
wut ???
wut whut?
jack sparrow ftw!!
????
(Didn’t see that movie)
Pye Rats uv teh Karribeen!
over wkend went to Audobon fundraiser and saw liveandinperson a kestrel, a peregrine falolcon and a horned owlol!! Tehy wuz teh magnificent! an teh kestrel wuz named Captain Jack Sparrow Hawk.
yew duzznt get c’mercials fur teh Johnny Depp Pirates mobies…….. hims sez
wut
cut tew Keira Knightley sayin wut
:sigh: gess yew hadda be there……. walks aweigh wif tayle between legs
*jamamakitty trips on tail*
*LCB halps her up*
*wonders whose tail that was*
jamamakitty sez, must be time fur a tailcut!
ai onlee saw teh 2th and 3th wun…but nawt the nawt-secund wun…
*wonders wai mai tayle hurts*
Is gewd moobie seerees. ^-^ Aifinksew!
eneeting yoo want
free fud
grate fud
hawt dogs
i…
iguanas
Juju bees
Katnipz
Lolrus’ bukkit
M…
Manee cheezburgers
Nawt teh veggies
O…
Ostrich legs
Puppehs taylez
Quik stop unyuns
R…
radishes
sauerkraut
turkey
u………
Udderlee anyting!
Varius tings
Watur
Xactlee whut yoo wantud
Y…
Yummy
Zebras
icanhascheezburgers
jackal’s stinkee legs
kans of low grad spams
loaves of stael breads
M..
rofl @ NS, LCB an WRR
*luks up* wy yoo stawt skritches mah hed? dat felt gud……
ai ment ’stawp’….
Did somebody call FRANCK?
(Father of the Bride reference)
Iz dis Twylluh Thawrp
Kitteh oarz t3h Bawb Fawssee
Kitteh?…. I doan’tz knoe
Strettchee Kitteh habz
t3h Akkteengz Bug. Wantz 2 duz
‘Hamlet’ bye Shaykspeer
Mebbe beez Brandoh
inz ‘Streetcawr’. Canz nawtz wayt 2
standz andz showt “Stelllllluh!!!”
Jack
Beehold!!1 ! itz mai latust painting – teh mawnlollisa! Ok ok, so wut if it looks liek leeza mienelly?
Wib oar wibowt eyebrows?
LOVE, LOVE, LOVE the B5 reference!
Gotta dance!!
(Somebody is holding a treat or a toy just out of kitteh’s reach– poor guy.)
art cat, i thinking the same thing!
Cat’s Eye fr teh Hooman Guy
@@@@@! i luvs dat! heheh!
Wen duz mai LOLz start gettinz da votey votez? How longz it takz?
onlee teh CC noez
et halps if you getchore naem tew turn bloo, and den we can beh ur cheezfrens, and see yr lols, an boats on dem.
Thanks for great post !
Nommilicious belleh!!! NOM NOM NOM.
Thanks for the B5 reference!!!
Glad you liked it!
Abassador! I thought you couldnt acess the internet on centauri prime!
(joking)
But seriously, can you?
Wait, would you want to?
Heck, do they even HAVE the internet in B5? I mean, it is the future so maybe…
I confuse myself for a living.
Pastels..jazz hands..decorator kitteh nirvana
wut chew dewin down hyer?
Lurkin nd snerkin!!
Iz dat ennyfing lyk pickin an grinnin?
Ai jes hee haw hunee, if yu nawt luk to closely!
*sits awn porch in rockin chare, reddy to shoots folks wif rock salt dat ask if ai Jr. Samples*
Akshuly, mai grandma went tu church wif Buck Owens mom fur a while, grandma sed she liked how he sang nd awl, but dat he wuz uglier dan a potato bug…her frum Texas, sed funee stuff!
or shukin n jyvin?
reelin an a rockin
roll ober baytoben
Yu noes meh tu well, Jkitty!! How yu tonite?
beddar fankie……… ai did stay home tewdai after awl………boss wuz otay wiffit
Still gawt dat cold? Is nise wen yu kin stay home.
aifinkso teh wurst is ober…… gots to go in tewmorrow
not nice tew go tew werk wen yer sick, cus dats how ai gots sick, sumwun else cum tew werk sick….an on it goes
Iz troo, mai las job, no one culd cawl in sick, nawt gibs us sick time, den whole office gits da pleh! We mite gits big rain tomorrow nite, ai can’t wait.
ai goes bak tew beds nao……… ai will sees yew tomorrow….enjoys teh rain!
Ohai, kerrykatz4! Ai wuz tinking yew iz going tew gets yor rayne. Ai lieks teh rayne, tu. If ownee it cud rayne on teh roofs dat need fixin adn not on teh fire areas.
Feels bedder soon, {{Jkitty}} Ai nawt stays up tu late tonite tu, jes kinda tired nd pleh, computer slow. Sees ya later!
Oh hai, tebbehkitteh! Ai lub da rain! We nawt had much down heer in sandiego dis last year, we really needs it. Ai lub da clouds, how da air smells, da sound ub rain awn da roof, awl ub it! My favrit is wen it rains, tu make chili nd watch old movies.
Oh, lord. Babylon 5. I love it! Works perfecylu. Send it to JMS!
glad someone got it!
*beams*
Oh noes! Doo notz! Ee hayts kuut!
YES! SOMEONE BUT ME NOTICED! WHEEEE!
(plus, that guy was so awesome is his own crazy way)
Ohai, frenz.
I’m bak foar a fue minnits. I rolled owt 107 yeest rolls an mixed up corn puddin tew be baked 2morro moarnin. Wii is habbin FanksGibbin fuds at werk 2morro! Wii will be nommin awl day!
Sew, izzit mi oar iz ennybody else finkin dis kitteh iz Franc from Fathur ov teh Bryde?
ai nawt noez dat moovee…sew ai nawt tink sew……
wao….dat eez a lawt ob fud….
Ohai, DK.
Wuzzit yoo hoo sed u iz neer teh beech? Bisitin famlee?
noep…just heer tew bee at teh beech……retired parents=I’z spoiled….
I has a jellus!
mah parents, altho aktshuallee mah grandparents (lawng storee), sai dat I’z too spoiled…and nawt beez habbing anee mannerz or nuffin….
Dunno wot dey r on ab00t. Ur manners on dis site r perfick. DEy shud C hao nice u treet teh cween! *shakes head over teh ingorance of elders*
Me-WOW! Ai be wishin ai werked ware yew werk. 2morro ai will be nommin…nommin…um…prolly PB&J…
Wii are hopin tew has enuf left-obers tew be ablol tew nom awn Wednesday alsew. Prolly will.
Owr former boss is comin tew eet wif us! I has an egg-sited. Hur retyred erlyur dis yeer an wii awl miss hur. Hur wuz wun ov teh bestest bosses I ebber had.
I dunno if u wud wanna werk ware I do oar nawt. I werk wif teh law enforsement guies an hasta deel wif bad guies onna fone sumtymes. Oh, an sum ov teh crime storees I has red wud curl ur hares!
Are U in Raleigh Durhum area?
Nope, in KY.
K my brudder used to rent frum teh county magistrate in Raleigh NC
heh….I’ze in yur fuds, nomin awn yer leftobers!
Ai lub Franc!!
Frenz, I’m goin to bed.
I has corn puddin tew bake inna moarnin an needz tew get up erlyur than I’z used tew. Wish me lotsa luck wif dat wun!
See y’all in abowt 10 howers oar seew.
sleeps gud. haz happee dreemz
nini rhsb… ai just gotted hear, and juss missed yew. Happitayl dreams!
has lawts ob happii dreems ob kyoot and floofeh!
furst we start wid duh literbox and work our way to dah kurtins
ahhhhhahaha i actually laughed for this one and i usually don’t. not that i don’t find them enjoyable, this one’s just perfect.
also, i abstain from lolspeak. sorry.
Ai beleeves they be called “wyndow treetmynts” in deck-o-rater circuls.
Babearlon 5 reffrence fur da winz! Or woods dat be BabiLOL 5?
babilol ftw!
this mae bee teh nawt-sekund b5 lol on cheezburger!
Avokado walz…braon cowch…thik wyt lyt-blokn draypz…teh Sebenteez cawld…dey can has dere libin ruum bak?
is this a GAY Kitee?
ROFL!! this is Brilliant!!
Fabulous!
is this a babylon 5 reference?
It is!
The Regent would be proud!!! Babylon 5 and JMS are incredible.
The quote is from the fourth season episode ”Epiphanies”
Well picked!
B5! Woot!
Or as someone once said…..”Zooty zoot zoot!”
May Babylon 5 exist forever somewhere out there.
Don’t forget to support JMS and go see ‘The Changling’ ….. people are talking Oscar for this movie……YEAH!!!!!
OMG! I LOVE BABYLON 5!!!! And now I luv you too!!!
Chalk or oil?
LMAOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!
genius.
*squee*
omgomgomg! I love it
*snort* coffee hutz comin outz ze noes
I LAUGHED SO HARD
Babylon 5 reference ftw.
Sigh-or-meese kittee is thinkink abowt M’s, N’s, and maybe perhaps O’s.
Because is thinkink past L’s.
You can has groans now.
everytime i c this pic i laugh so freakin hard nice one dude =P
Whoa! tahtz, lyke, a lyne frum mai favrit TV sho! Babylon 5! tahtz wut teh kwazy regent Centari sez!
Ohai, ebbrywun. ai haz returneded! lolz
AWESOMENESS!!
It makes me very happy that so many people got the Babylon 5 reference.
Was that a Babylon 5 reference?!?
Very awesome.
It was.
Should have read the comments.
Still awesome.