cen I brengs mai teddy?
cen I brengs mai teddy?
but u still cant holdz mah teddy.
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Ain’t he cyooooot!
Maus- iz him fren of urs? Hez is very kyuut!
He’s my cousin. We’re very proud of him. He works in a laboratory experimenting on scientists…
Hiz naym izunt Pinky, is it?
“Are you pondering what I’m pondering, Pinky?”
Are you pondering cheeze stix Brain?
Naow TAHTZ mai kynde uv rodint! An sew Qte, tu!
*SWOONZ*
Nawwww, himz Benji mouse, but whar’s Frankie mouse? And de little glass dey get arownd in??
Beeblebrox prolly pord a drinkee innit and drownded poor Frankie *sniffle*
Tune in tomorrow: Frankie Mouse and Benjy Mouse will be appearing as part of teh Rodent Anti-Nomming Benefit Concert.
’strooth!
Wif Disaster Area playin’ at 8 p.m.!
Conga-rats on top of 4-way brayde- wut u liek for snak? Sum cheez mebbe?
Cheez, corms and hawt cawfee fur everwun!
wut did they eet at teh teddeh bear’s pickanick?
Akkording tu Paddington Bear, marmalayd samwitches.
that is a vair vair coot ampster!!! he is cool.
cooooot. x
Nawt hamster. Is ratteh.
Verrah kyoot, tho, indeed.
FIRST !!! YOU’RE FIRST !!! YAY !!!
ai cain’t behr dis pic, iz tew cyoot!
Aw Dat iz wun cyoot mausy^^
OMG!!!!!!1111!!! too cute!
teddy iz mai bes frend ♥
I dunno.. is a Chrismaus gift?
teeny tiny teddie snugglin committee
Tahts one tiny teddy – or one hugy Maus!
I fink izza rat. Is kyoot rat though. :3
Iz a Lolrat. How nowun say taht yet?
Yesh … if u promises he not eats ma cheez fur my kittehs cheezburger!
Sqeeeeeee! That’s so cute.
Teh lil ratz r so kyoot. They maek gud petz. R frendly, smart and curious lil fellows.
Aaaww, Bless!
I just sawed dis movies, iz called “Willards” bhut it maded me wants a rat fwiend insted of bein scaryyy
Want 
Always get at leest two rattehs- tey are very very social and ef you cannot be around dem all day, dey will need at least one more ratteh to keep dem companies. Three are better den two, and aar no moar trouble den two.
Buy teh biggest cage you can afford, giev dem tons of toys, and prepaer to be entertained. We called our cage teh “Rat TV.” Tho you must bewaer of “rat math, ” ware you end up getting moar and mor until you has the max rattehs taht your cage will comfortablesly hoeld.
Rat math? Oh noes…do nawt want. My rat frend wud ride around on my shoulder while I did house werk an eben in teh car to pik up teh kidz frum skool. Hiz caeg waz in teh familee room where he dint miss enyfing going on. We all lubbed him.
i’s no what u means about RAT MATH, i’s started wif one and now has 15…and i luvs dem all
and avoids de seeders or piens (cedar or pine) beddings. Is not so good fur der lil lungs *shakes head*
git al girlz solves rat math prob
i al boyz, that wurks too!
Onlee ifn I can has sumfink tew hug alsew. I has a grumpee today.
Me tew- mai werk server is borked. But ai hugs u {{{rhsb}}}
{{{luvcatsva}}} Iz definitelee Mundae, izznt it?
Yup- de werk is pilinn up on mai desk an no wai to do it- grumble, grumble. Dey will fiks ‘puter by 4pm so ai can take werk home an werk all nite…
Ohai rhsb, U can has Inji
herz is furrlishus and very snuggly
an herz purrz like an engine
An here iz hugs frum me
{{{{{rhsb}}}}}
Fanks, 2_k. Whitch wun iz Inji? Teh wun ur holdin oar teh orinj wun?
the orinj wun, the one I iz holding is Yogi also known as the boss kitteh
himz can be lovey or ebil depending on himz mood
Inji is a Buddha kitteh, alwaiz calm, neber mean
herz has a berry soothing purrsonaliteh
{{{{{rhsb}}}}}
Mundaes is alweys teh pheh!
My Darla and Mikey wood liek a exstra hug!
When yu dun wif Inji, Trick be always willing tu snuggul… an ai gibs hugs til then. {{{{{{rhsb}}}}}}
Iz EM heer dis moarnin? I needs wun ov hims famous Ebil Omelets, bofe tihs moarnin an tomorro moarnin. I has meetin wif lolyer Toosday afturnoon, an teh glubs are comin awf!
*grumblol grumblol* stoopyhubbehtryintewnawtgibsmimunnies
has deh ebil omlet and show himz Ur pointeh endz
don’t be messing wid rhsb
:RAWR
Yesh, himz gonna see my poynty endz awrite!
Tiem tew show him wat Iz made ov.
give em h e dubble teefpicks, rhsb!!
Oh I’m gonna. Dont wurree, Leeza.
Wen dis awl startid, I gibbed him a numbur an him akyoosed mi ov EXTORSHUN! Yah rite.
Wunner ifn dere’s gud munnies in extorshun naoadayz….
it depenz awn wat kind uv durty seekrets u haz 2 extort dem wif…..er…um…..ai meen ai doan kno aneefing bout dat!
Claw him up lyk scwatching post, an buree him inna litturboks when yu dun wif him! An we can haz partee tu sillybrate when awl ober!
Hey P-K! We has a troll below that you didn’t include in your guide. It’s the “has this picture been attributed?” troll. This one is the “and I’m gonna tell on you to the authorities” variant.
Ai got yur uvver note, yep! Will adding tehm! Iz so darned menny troll speeshees…. *sigh* Just when we getting tehm catlogged, tehy coming up wif nu wuns!
Good morning, Minion! One Ebil Omelette, coming right up!
*BreakEggsCutMushroomsGrateCheese*
*CookCookCookCookCookCookCook*
There you are! And here’s a glass of freshly squeezed Ebil Blood Orange juice. Nor only is it yummy, the name seems somehow appropriate…
Fanks, Master. Iz gud az always. U kno jes hao I lykez it tew.
I finkso I pass onna oj. I had bad experiense wif teh skroodribers yeers ago an nawt been ablol tew stan mush ov teh oj sinse.
How about an Ebil Bloody Mary?
{{{{{rhsb}}}}}
Nao that we has had hugs….
Git them pointy ends out an show the hubby what they is used for.
DEFENCE!
I left my first hubbeh without a car or a job. I settled for $8,000 for ekwity in the howse but, have never regretted it. I stood on my own two feet and have a great job and a hubbeh that wants me to do good for myself. I have a college degree now and survived a head on collision while living by myself. We is tuff wimmen. Show it to him.
Hiz naem iz CHEEZburger!
Not sure whoz kewter…. I think the rat wins, tho!
OMG, that is soooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo cute!!!!!!!!!!!
OMG he so cute! he looks like my ratty Logan …. owwwwww
Teh Rodints hadda sleepovar
Brawt sleepinbaggz n jammies,
Staid up watchin moovees,
Eetin popcorms, cheez n salammies.
Tehy poked fun at little Ratso
Hoo brawt along hims behr,
(Uthers had teddehs wif em,
But diddin wanna shaer.)
MomRat fynlee sed “Lites Out!
Is tyme fur go to sleep!”
Tehy curlt up all cozee
An nowun maed a peep
Til TrubbleMous startid wisprin
A tail that’d halt tehms dreemin!
A storee ov cheez as bate fur traps
An hyoomins jumpin an skreemin!
Tehn he told ov kittehs huntin
Liddle guys lyke tehm
An leevin rodint bodees
As gifts fur hyoomin frenz.
Bewaer teh bocks ov D-Con!
Mous hisst to hims shivring peers,
Tehy burrowd deep in teh sleepin bags
An cuvert their velvit eers.
Onlee thoze boiz brave enuf
To bring tehir Teddehs along
Cud fawl asleep to pleasint dreems
Much befoar teh dawn.
An TrubbleMous skayrt hissef so much
Tehy had to fone himz Dad!
He ne’re agin lafft at Teddehs
Or told storees taht wuz bad.
*clappity clappity clappity* dat wuz wundermus Jenniffuurr!!!!
Dat’s grate! Elebenty cheezburgers 2 u!
Brava!!!!! This iz teh wunnerful, Jenniffuur! Brava!!! Brava!!!!
taht wuz amazings!
Yea, Jenniffuurr!
I likez storees like dat!
Dat are awsum!
clap clap clap dat was boootifull
*applawds applawds* taht wuz wundermaus!!
)
(ha ha, get it, “wondermaus?” Wondermus? heh heh
I just had to send this to my sister. This was absolutely adorable.
Awwww! This is withowt dowt wun uv teh kyootist LOLs I has ever seen!
Teh teeny teddy, teh liddel paws. *goes into liddel swoon*
Ai ‘grees wif yoo, Gremlin!
Yeah, I just wanna snorggle thet kyoot lil fellow. Soooo sweet.
Him needs a lil teeny tiny cheezfrens blankie.
AWWWWWWWW!
…..how do you pose a rat?
Ree-mindz meh of Remy from Rat-ah-too-eel.
Mebbez he iz Templeton frm Charlotte’s Web, bringin Wilbur a teddy so’s he won’t be lonley at teh fair.
You don’t pose a rat; they’re just naturally photogenic.
That’s a dumbo eared rat, BTW. I have two dumbo eared and two regular eared ratties.
I loff that teeny, tiny teddy bear! I’m sure the rat chewed him to shreds after the picture was taken, though. They love to chew.
My two don’t look at the camera and don’t hold anything they don’t intend to eat. Lazy little goofballs.
Of course you can, little pal!
(Splort!)
wow, this is amazing.
He looks like my wife’s pet rat she used to have. he didn’t have a teddy bear though.
that is a RAT not a mouse
Adorable!!
skweeeeeeeeeeeeee!!
Pinky tows, pinkee noze,
pinkee eers, an an an
taht eetsee beetsee teddee!!
*faints frum teh kyootness*
So Kyoot *want*
i never tot a mouse and a teddy could look that cute
it appears that appropriate credit has been given to where ever the picture was obtained so I would say this falls under the “fair usage” category. Thank you for your concern.
um.. seems t’me that this wud have been better off sent to teh website moderaturs… u shud clik on ‘contact us’ next time plzthxwedontneedtoseethisstuffintehcommintscuzwerejustcommintersandhasnocontroloverwutsposted