Invisible Slam Dunk!
Invisible Slam Dunk!
u shud enter da slam dunk competishun.
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An him skorez!
* Ushers Rats intu Conga Lyne *
* Hands Annipuss a scarf, glubbs adn a wullee hat *
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Oh, lessawl du teh conga (kick); lessawl du teh conga! (kick)
Thx GP, Ai needz awl dat an den sum! Ai haz 2 thikk swetterz awn an a fleese shaul an Ai aer still fruz!
* lukks out Brummingham windoe adn gazes thru teh lubberly hazey sunnyshyne *
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Huh? Whut? Oh yesh… issa horriblol up heer tu! * snerk *
We haz dark an freezin rane. PLEH! Do nawt want!
Yesh, ai nose. Mai Kanadia frend (he libs inna eelslingtun) is cumplayning tu meh abowt teh pleh Lunnun webber tu!
Mai neese libs in eeslingtun – she werks fur Sky
tehn she shud stawp awl tihs wet stuff form fawlin owt ob it!
Ai fink she werks fur teh intertaynmint Ske nawt teh wun dat cawziz teh wevver! We haz sunnyshyne naow, but it iz berry cawld still.
We had sunnyshyne breefly but are nao back to teh blakk clowds ob doom – ai wuddn’t risk leaving teh hows yet, annipuss! Ai finkso u will get owr wevver wehn we’re dun with it.
Ai haz awlreddee been doun teh rode fur mai papur – ranin a bit an cawld, but bedder dan nawt sekund dis mornin!
*joyns in conga hans on GP hips*
dew teh conga (kickee); dew teh conga (kickee)
*hans annipuss a eerflappee hat an a noze warmer*
ebber sinse ai has teh purrsonal summer vakashuns, ai no need fluffee warmees..
Ohai, mugglemary. I hz teh purrsonal summerz tew. Sum sez teh inner child iz aplayin wit teh matches. lol
Splort! Kitteh is so serieus, as so pretteh!
Yeeehaaaaah!! Splat!!
Mornin Tidmum, Aer u snoed in?
woooo hoooo! hai anni, hai tid! tihs is teh closest ai ebber gots tew nawt sekkund! ai just got dun watchin Antee Mame wif Rozzalind russel! ai luffs taht moovee sew mush!
Ohai MM, Haow u 2dai?
ai iz gud, iz tehr snow tehr?
Dere wuz a dustin uv sno wen Ai waked up, but naow it’s raynin awn teh frozen grownd – soe Ai fink Ai will haz 2 go wivowt mai crosswerd 2dai!
ewwwww ai hates teh freezen rayn. ai is glad it nawt happen offen in minneeesnowtah! we hads a dustin yesterdae, an bin berry kold.
Teh lass tiem Ai `member it bein bad freezin rane wuz in 1961! It wuz berry prittee, awl teh trees wuz inkaest in ies, but berry berry danjerus!
It shud be warmer (49!) bai middai, but still rane.
And in shok noos – teh sun has just come owt in Surrey!!!!! Is still cowld and ai fear is only tempree – dere is still lots of blak clowds around. Teh hail awn teh roof wuz so loud dis mornin it woke me up. When is spring, plz?
Iz okay, sun has gorn back in agin. Normal serbiss has been restored!
I likes his kyoot nee-pads. Safetee is importunt.
kitteh nebber looze nee-pads!
ai lubs teh kyoot look on his/her fase, berry seer eeus.
how duz yoo gets rid ob fishee cookin smell?
Trie cukkin sum curree!
Sowwy, dat’s nawt reelee haplful – Ai cukked curree yesserdai an teh hole howse has a curree smell!
taht sownd gud. ai haz watter wif lemmon joos an cinnemom an cloves boylin on stove, an taht seems to be wurken after 3 hours or sew…
Dat sownds a gud eye deer – part frum teh cloves Ai fynd dem Pleh! but lemmon iz a nacherul deoderizer
Yesh ai wud hab sed lemmon too. Stikkin sum in a bowl ob watter in teh microwave mite be quicker, mm. As for teh curree – dat awlways werks! But den u has to cook sumfin else to get rid ob teh smell ob curree – an den it awl gets a bit like teh old woman who swallowed teh fly.
Ai boyls lemmony warted in teh pan Ai cukked teh curriie/feesh/odder yummy but smellee fuds in – taeks teh smell owt ob teh kichin an teh tayst owt ob teh pan
ummmm…lemmony warted? is taht like a cut of warthog? or jest warts cut off teh toad?
Iz Inglish wildflower, teh lemmony warted. Closelee related to old man’s trowsers, blue stinky hogweed an granny’s bloomers.
Duz u meen lemon balm? Ai haz nebber heered un lemmony warted.
Is teh typo, corsed bai teh lawng finger nayuls an nawt havin mai eyes in. Ai ment “warter” but Ai lyk Martoonee’s sujestyuns bedderer!
Yesh, ai am firm beleever in teh “when in doubt, make it up” approach.
Ai cooks mai fishees onna grill awtside eben in teh snoes. aifink it tastes bedder adn teh haws doan smells
Ai steam it seeled inna foyl parsel – dat werks fur me!
OMG! todayz lolz am too kyoot!! *spl-…*
*tightens CHRG*
Ohai an salaam Hashim Ai hazn’t “talkt” wiv u fur a lawng tyme! Haow aer fings wiv u?
ohai hashim! me nawt seed yoo for a while
haz yoo herd teh storee abowt teh tabbee kitteh an teh M on teh fore hedd an tahts where Allah petted teh kitteh?
Nice pic lol, the cat is so darn cute.
Kitteh begins complicayted tumbling rootine in teh Lolympic jimnastic floor eggsercizes – teh crowd holds its bref!
“Niagara Falls!?! Slowly I turned….”
“…..step by step….
inch by inch…..
…and then I saw him…
he wuz:
argueen wif hisself
bryngin meh the koffee
countin hiz change
d….
dansin teh charlston
eating lemmon merang pye
feelin blue
g…
daydreeming
eeting a cheezburger
fastning capshuns tu cats
g…
gettin sum gushifuds
happity tew cee mee
ignorin teh traffix
j…..
jumpink fur joi
kicking up his heels
lyin abowt his ayj
m…
makin funnee faces
nomin on de gushifuds
openin teh umbrellola
p…
purring rapturouslee
qwite raydeeantly smiling
running in curculs
t…
tippity toein threw teh tullipz
undewlatin arown teh Cheezland
(in)vitin’ teh Cheezfrens to…
w…
Waklin wif himz 2 Memfiz
Xplanin cwantim fisiks
Yodelolinginging
Zzzzzzzzzz…..
Him has a taired affer awl dat.
Luk at da konsentrashun of da kitteh !
dis eyez wuld tell a stoory
a stoory of furriendsip
an luv !
diz kitteh is gunna meak it all teh waayy xD
SuperKitteh’s furst flite!
*Dons Caertroll Mask an Slippers*
Hao can yu awl be so crule an hartless? Cawl yursefs “Kitteh-lubbers”! Carnt yu see tihs behbeh kitteh has been frown, nay hurled, at grate V loss city, acrorss teh rume?! No behbeh kittteh eber eber eber springs an leeps an caypers an prances lyk tihs wivout wilful an daynjerus hooman innervention?! Ai is a perfeshnal vet-tek an legul perfeshnal an awlso a hair robotiks destructor so Ai kno wot Ai is torkin bowt an Ai kno, wiv a Sir Tinty, taht behbeh kittehs wot R frown bai peeps wiv straynj green fuzzy sox, has tehre lyvs shortend bai 0.0004 ob a sekknd eech tym – tahts 2 munfs, in kitteh yeers! An ennywai, Ai sor tihs pikchur onna burfdai card, larst yeer, an wy R yu awl torkin lyk behbehs an tihs site is stoopy cos mai LOLs neber get pikked an tihs pik is photoshopped so tahts cheeting an an an an AWL MAI TOIS HAS FALLEN OWT OB MAI PRAM!!! Waaaaahhh!!!
Ambercat, does u mean dat mai Kittehpult, onlee ยฃ11.99 from gud retaylers, garanteed to fling ur kitteh a mini mum ob five feet (which is gud rly considerin most kittehs only hab four feet) is a bad fing?
Ooh! Kittehpult! Wher can Ai gets wun?! Ai has a trebuchet, for teh flingin ob teh coo-beesties, into teh fayces ob teh enemies, but it’s a bit big for mai back garden. An Ai run owt ob coos.
U can always get more from Tescows – dey deliber an eberytin.
“Tess cows”! *snerk*
Wut? U prefer Moo rissons?
ai cahn git frum ACME? Wile Coyote rekummended dem 2 meh.
Duz ACME has internet site? Ai finkso cud be yooseful for teh chrissmas prezzints.
R U OK AC?
Mawmz fabrits yur LOLz
Ai wuvz yu
OK? Donut wurree da kitteh iz lawng tym groed up.
Ai gibs yu smoochiz.
This is my babeh kitteh, and I would NEVER toss her. She was leaping onto a toy mousie that she had her eyes on, and my fiance snapped about 100 pictures of her until he got this one good one. She was never tossed, just a playful, sweet kitteh, who died on March 6th of a congential defect. I love this babeh with all my heart, and I miss her every day. I still carry her favorite toy around with me.
*yawn* Gud moarn… eeep! *cheks CHRG an frantiklee rapraps moar raynbow dukkee taype until prysma luks lyk teh inbisibul man eggsept fur being nawt shayped lyk a man*
*voyce comes owt slytelee muffuled* Whew. Cyootness! We can haz CCC reddy? Ai restockinged it yesturday, an added teh furreh hawt-wadder-bodduls.
Uhm…have i travelled back in time?!O_o
This one is old….!@_@
See abuv commet form teh comedy troll
Ai is owld too. Plz nawt to be ageist.
Ai iz eben owlder!
Akchully, Ai wud sai teh kitteh is still verree yung; mebbe a cupple ob munfs. Not “old” at all, not even in kitteh yeers
teh juges skors dat da purrfect SPLORT
bai bai cheezfrenz
ai goez hoam an snorgles wif mai kittehbois fur teh lawng winterz nap
bai bai mugglemary – will we seez u again in teh spring time?
oooooo……hyburrrnashun, ai wan dat! Dis tyme uv yeer iz uzulee in de 50’s heer in TTNI, haz been in de 30s & 20’s at nite laytely doh. Lawng, cowld winter, DEW NAWT WANT!!!!
Sammurryre Kitteh
mayz beez liddill, but himz habz
teh wawryurr’z speeritt
Sammurrye Kitteh
habz t3h clawz 4 introodurz.
Floof 4 himz Hewminz
Sammurryre Kitteh
attakkz frium awll angillz, butz
prefurrz t3h Curtinnz
Jack.
*clappity-clappity wif teh floofie paws*
Bery fine, Jack, bery fine!
Yew iz teh poet laureate teh Cheezland!
*bows, den crowns Jack’s hed wif laurel reef adn preezentz wid certiffycut ub honner*
U cant stop teh kitteh! U can onlee hope to contain heem!
Nice hang time, kiiteh!
invisibul oh-hai-five buddy
I’m so happy that my Elsie made it onto I can haz cheeseburger! I luv this little girl with all my heart. She was my babeh for the best year and a half of my life, until she sadly passed away of a congenital lung defect unexpectedly. Her favorite toy was a little black twist tie that she used to play fetch with, and one week after this sweet girl died, I went to go visit a friend in CA. What do you know, I find her little twist tie in my luggage. I carry it around with me attached to my purse.
To those of you who think I threw her – I did not. I would never do such a thing to the sweetest little kitteh in the world. She was very playful and was jumping from her bed to a little toy mousie she had her eyes on. My fiance took about 100 pictures until he got this one really good one of her. I have it a T-shirt that I still wear.
I miss this little babeh every day of my life, and I still feel lost without her. But wouldn’t you know that everytime I feel sad, a black twist tie shows up.
It’s true, Elsie jumped by her own free toy-lovin’ will! She was a sweet little kitten and I’m glad to see she’s still bouncing around the internet.
the kitten is soooooooooooo cute!!!!!!!!!
slam!!!!!!!
ermm…Splortings …
Finners cold tihs mornin..