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Ai lub u 2 kitteh
Conga-rats, Annipuss! May we swerve you some drinkees dis cawld Sundae?
Thx, an aperryteef wud be gud – mai dinner iz neerlee reddee 2 nom!
“…The GrinchCat’s small heart grew 3 sizes that day.”
win!! RD!
conbrats on beein nawt secund!!
yew luckeh luckeh. koncatulashunz on nawt sekkund
Thx. Ai liek 2 fink dere iz a liddle bit uv skill inbolbed az well!
lol, ya
yew iz de fastist annipuss- i iz nebba farthest frum lsted. wud u be my cheezefriend? if ok reqwest will be sented
Teh moar teh merriur! U aer walkum to be mai fren.
Concatulayshuns! Howzabout sum hawt spiced cider wif sum sinnamon schnapps adn a jennyrus daub of whipt crreem? Dere’s enuff fur awl teh cheezpeeps. Sum warm koookiez adn litlol scones wif melting budder adn jam ifs yew pleez.
*passiz playte arown tew teh cheezpeeps*
*passiz tray wif steeming mugs ub spiked spiced cider*
oooooooooooooh warum cider? wit de rum spicened? whippy creamz melted so nizely into such dilecisnez mt mouth haz teh waterz!! happy mouth sez tanx!
ooh! kukiez and skonez!!!!!
*nomnomnomnomnom*
Gladz yew lieks dem!
*passiz playte tu DK*
Wuds yew liek sum moar? Yew cud alsew hab sum hawk choklit if yew preefurs dat tu cider.
*nomnomnomnom*
ai steel has sum hawt chokklit frum when mah brayne asploded…
yew how tew offur a nom! melty buttur scones ….mmmmuuuummmmm
Floof…floof will keep us tewgetthur.
Fink ov mee babee whineverrrrrr!
Sum sweeet talkun’ kitteh cums a’roun
singin hims song…..
doan mess aroun, u jus gawta b strawng,
jus STawp! cuz ai reellee lub u
STaWp! ai bin tinkn ub u
luk n mai hrt an let LuB
kepe us toogeeeeedeeeer!
oar wut bout, ai lub u mor todae dan
yesserday! butt nawt az mulch az 2 morroe!
I doan ‘member wat Caturday it waz
I didnt notiss wat tiem it waz
Awl I kno iz dat I fells in lub wif u
And iffs awl mah dweems cum troo
I’ll b spendin tiem wif u…
Imajin me an u, I do,
I think about u day and nite, itz only rite
to think abowt the one u luv, and hold her tite,
So happy togetherrrrrrrrr!
ai defenteetlee noez dat wun…..
Ohai Leeza – *HEDBONKS*
I love that song! Gud earworm!
How’s your decluttering going? So far my house is winning (it loves clutter).
Going up to the barn now – C U later.
*hedbonks*
Hm, we has teh same taste in musik, who’d a thot? *skwink*
I think ur house is in league wif my house!
Has fun at teh barn… I’m still attempting to get something clean.. anything…
whut iz teh eerwurm?
bofe yur hauzes are liek mien…..
ai tinks ai goez tew teh NB nao…mah miend refyooses tew be kleened….
Iz a conspeera-sea! Mai partmint iz refoozing tu co… ko… let me du kleen, orgnize, unclutter fing tu! *luks fur plays tu hyd*
luk at teh gud sied…wid awl ob teh klutterz, dere iz lawtz ob rum tew hied!
Iz permissable tu hyd in da clutter, dats wat ai du!! Izn’t dat wat it’s der fur?
maybe nawt when eet started tew akyoomulayte, but dat iz what eez yoozed foar nao….
Hau is mai PK awn dis fine Sundai?
Cowd… just gotted home from walk tu get gushifuds fur teh kittehs… whyle kittehs snoozed awn teh bed… iz windee an grey an genralee nawt-so-gud owt there! Uvverwise, gud! Hao yu be?
o heer….ai sends warmfs obar tew yew….
*blowz warmfs ayer obar tew PK*
Dere…dat halp?
Iz cooler here now, we sposed tu hab rain dis week. Ai gits to go up for fanksgivin tu see mai son an grandson! Ai cants wait!! Son mai baby, he 21, an a cage fighter…yikes! Mai grandson jes turned 1 last month, blond hair, bloo eyes…jes a doll. Habbent seen dem since March, dey lib up da state. **dans dans dans in xcitement** cant wait to hug dat baby!!
ooh…saonds berre kyoot!
ai’d splort, but teh GHRG iz doin eetz jawb rite…
Fankies fur teh warm, DK!
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Sownds awsum n win, kk4! Nawt the wevver, teh fangs gibbon, ai meen, an teh famblee fing.
Ohnoes, we nawt gunna see yu ober fangs gibbon, aibet, yu gunna be bizi!
But yu will haz a hyooj happeh, so iz wurf it!
*walkz awtsied*
brrr…..iz cowld heer, akshualee……*snorgles cheezpeepz map blankit*
ai tinks ai noez dat wun…
dey sae wez jung an We doan noe
woan fine owt untiiiiiil wEe gwoe
wel ai doan noez wai dats troo
cuz ai gots u an baybee u gots mEe
*hornz tootin swietlee*
baybe… ai gots u baeb *toot toot* *tute tute*
nooooooesss!
Not Sunny and Share!!!!
Wurst. Eber. Eerwurms.
*Gypsees Tramps and Theeves comes to mind unbidden*
Hide…teh “Haff Breed” is comin tew!!!
And da beet goes awn….
Poppt in tu sez hai fore da Game comes awn…bigz futbal tudai.
*pownsis kk4 an gibs vigrus hedliks, then batbats kk4’s tayl*
Ohluk! Leef blowing in wind! *runs awf chaysing leef*
**Eyes turn intu huge blak saucers…runs after pk, pounces awn tail stickin owt ub leefs**
leef? Whar? *chaysez leef*
ai has a happee watchin cheezfrenz playin!!!
*hoppy hops away, hides behind tree for PK**
*luks aroun, bownsis awf chasing diffrint leef that be spinning an fluttring inna air, paying no tenshun tu ennyfing else roun her*
*springs frum behind tree, catches pk mid bownse, bunneh kiks and leaps away*
*rolls bak tu feets, an raysis awf aftur kk4, fru fawling leefs n fings*
*joyinz chayse*
*runs aftur teh bofes ob ya’ll*
*skids tu a stop an slinks furward awn tummy, eers poynted at kk4, eyes awl big n blak, tayl tip twitching*
*stops n crowches berry flat in leefs, peeking ober them at kk4*
*leeps owt uv hiding an jumps awn kk4, hedbats kwikkwikkwik wif bof frunt paws, an rayces awf tu dive intu pyle uv leevs wif ebryfing cobered but tayl*
*kk4 recubbers kwiklee, sees tayl..wiggles wiggles, POWNSE!* *Hedbonks pk, hops way sideways to behind a tree, wif onlee head hidden* Nawt sees me, ai iz hidin.
*sees tayl….*pawncez awn kk4’s tayl*
*den scamperz intew a pyle ob leebs, wif eyez showin*
Dey nawt seez meh heer….
kk4 sees pk, pounces kwiklee
*splodes frum pyle uv leevs, skatring tehm ebrywair in hyooj clowd, an luk aroun fur kk4*
*crowches down n duz butt-wigglol uv doom wif eyes fiksd awn kk4*
*pownsis an comes daon awn kk4’s tayl, grabs wif paws, an liklikNOMs teh tayl*
*kk4 springs up, climbs half wai up da tree, den swoops down on pk, kikee kikees wif bunneh feets, runs cross da grass, hides in bush wif huge eyes*
*asplodes frum othar pyle ob leevs, and pawnsez awn kk4 and pk*
kk4 clinkee glasses wif pk, wraps arm round her, an we bof hed intu house wif drinkees.
Iz tu cowd owt heer fur this. Iz tiem fur going inside n curling up fur drink n warmingness, aifinkso.
*goez in haose*
yer rite, aifinkso….*curls up in warm, sawft blankit tew nap*
*kk4 invites pk intu haus fur drinkees, cranks up Neil Young an lites fire* ah, yesh, dis da life, aifinkso.
kk4 releases da hounds…moves tu udder location wif her frend.
*waykes up* AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHH!!!!!!!*hisses, then runs up teh neerist tree*
wy yew releeses teh goggies awn meh???
KK4, iz Cheezland, ennywun can be in howse, aifinkso…
come sit awn soft sinkee-innee cowch wif me an we berry selfs in blankkits an lissens tu moosics an has drinkees, kay?
I nawt member inbited yu intu haus. Ai alway release hounds on intruders, is standard procedure, ai sure yu unnerstan. Nawt tu com intu haus less yu invited, iz onlee gud manners, ai sure dat is unnerstood…:)
pk, wat drinkees we has todai?
yaowls laodlee at kk4*
HALP!!!!!!! sumwun git dese haonds awai frum meh!!!!!
Amaretto
Baylees
Coconut Rum
Dakarees
Eggnog…
F…
Ai soree, DK, yu kin sit at fireplace…is ok…kk4 is littlol menopausal todai, ai sure yu unnerstands…hands DK hot choklit, smooths blankee on fireplace hearth, is awl gud, mai fren.
kk4 feels a sad now…*sniff*
but…ai’z trapped inna twee becawse ob teh goggiez!! ai cannawt get daown tew bi awn teh fierplaes widdowt gettin past awl ob teh haonds yew sent awt!!!!
*goez outsid an calls goggies, who bewhiched, and come snorgle at BDm’s feet*
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Iz ok to cum down nao, DK. Yew kan cums snorgle wif mah buddy kitteh near da fyrplas
Yu iz fines nau, **sumtimes kk4 nawt take hormones, gits a littlol hissy** no problemo, okai? Come awn in, enjoi da fier an moosic, is awl gud. Ai told mai peeps tu send hounds tu chase da possums, but mebbe dey nawt heers meh in time.
*claimbs daown twee cawshuslee*
*run run runs intew houes, and curls up in floofeh blankit in fron ob fyerplaec*
(btw, kk4, yew sed dat yew wuz a littol whut??
*tuks cheezmap blankkit aroun kk4, scoots tu get her a drinkee uv sumfing relaksing, comes back wif taht ana hawt chokklit fur self, an burrows bak intu blankkit pyle*
It happins tu ebrywun, having days lyk that, enny age. {{{kk4}}} Relaks n be comfee.
*giglol* If yu wants tu be tawking alone, silleh kerry-kitteh, yu knows hao tu reech me!
Well, um, DK, sumtiems older ladees gu thru a change in life, den wen dey nawt get der refills ub hormones, well, gawd halp ebbryone dats round dem!! Dis is menopause. Dis hard awn da ladees, but aifinks speshuly hard awn da peeps dats round dem!! Sumtimes maks yu more nawt nise den yu usually are…so, (jes cluing yu in) wen sumone sez dat, dis meens dat da ladee mite say fings dat she nawt reely meens tu say…Or nawt finks afore hur sez dem, ok? Iz jest crazy time dat sum peeps go thru…but dey nawt meens tu be like dat.
Ohhhh……dat kleers up lawts ob tings…….
**snuggles into blankee** Ai sorrie..an trooly, hab nawt had hormones for 3 weeks, ai nawt much fun tu lib wif rite now!! **sniffs, takes drinkee, feels bad**
awww…ai soree dat yew nawt habbing much funs in lief….
{{{kk4}}}
hoep dat yew feels bettur sun!
{{{{{kk4}}}}} Iz lawng time fur nawt taking teh meds! An wif yu having RL stresses tu! Yu relaksing, an nawt wurry, otay?
Ai reely haz a soree, guys, nawt meens tu nawt beh nise heer!! Pleez tu forgib, nd nawt hab mads at meh? Ai gits refill on Tues, den shuld be bak tu nise *snerk* self!! Done noes if yu bin froo dat, pk, but iz like yur mind is nawt quite yur own…meks ebbryfing worse! Nawt wants tu be da pleh…
Nawt tu menshun poor husbin heer!!
dats okaiz…yew can has mah furgibnessess….
Not zaklee that, but haz been fru stuffs mebbe a lil lyk.
Akshullee, if ai haz dayree produkts, ai hiss an floof tayl an start yoosing poyntee enz awn ebrywun in reech (aawn top ov teh hedake an tummeh pleh). An when ai haz a depressed, ai gets irritablol, eber so slitelee… so ai unnerstanding, an fot that mait be what ai waz seeing.
Emeow me? Ai cannawt du frenz-rekwest fing, but can du that, if iz otay.
sew dat meens dat yew nawt can be habbing eggnog oar hawt chokklit??
No eggnog. Can has sum hawt chokklit, altho nawt teh kind wif milk. Canwt can haz a lawt uv fings. But compared tu having emoshuns owt uv control an habing terrbul hedakes, ai can liv wifout, beeleev me!
troo…..altho yew is missin awt awn a lawt widdowt eggnog….
*giglol* Less than yu fink. Awl milk tasteses sowr tu me. Nebber did lyk eggnog…
O.o
yew…………is……..diffurunt.
berry diffurunt.
nawt bad diffurunt, but defeeenteetlee diffurnt.
*fawls ober laffing* Ai haz herd that befoar, menny tiems. Nawt yoosooallee abowt eggnog, tho.
well….ai nawt wants tew say strange…..but……just diffurunt……ai nawt noez manee othur wayz ob sayin eet….
Iz otay, ai nawt offendid. Ai be weerd an prowd uv it! *sits up, still giglolsing tu self*
lol….I’z weerd tew….just nawt in dat waey…..
ai tink ebberywun weerd in dere awn wai…but nawt awl want tew admit eet….
ai noez dat wun tew…..
ai noez teh last sawng dere…
Dat kitteh, while cyoot, lookz liek a baloon!
ohyesh, conga ratz to boff Annipuss and Missy fer da ty. Adn warm drinkies aer called four twoday!
erm… *sqwintz at screan* I meen, conga-rats Anni on yer solo nawt sekkund.
Thx, Audra27. Him iz a berry floofy kitteh – Ai aern’t shore hoaw mutsh iz floof an haow mutsh iz kitteh!
Luks liek kitteh <3’s teh cheezburgers. Erm, he iz extra floofy.
ai <3’s teh cheezburgers too!!
awl ob teh floofehness maeks him tew be extra fun tew snorgle!!
u has a beutimouse abatar wiskers!
fank yu!!
wherz teh snorgle snorkle????
He is extra photoshoopy
LOL of course someone had to say that…. if you knew anything about cats you’d know this cat has at least a little norwegian forest cat in it, hence the crazy ear fur and fur sticking out of it’s toes. They get massive amounts of fur that is very very long. So grats at knowing nothing about cats and yelling photoshopped cos you have no clue
Oh, I want to kiss him and kiss him!
ohnoes!! *MEGASPLORT*
Ohnoes!! Nobuddee seen yew splort? Ai sowry ai nawt been round awl day! Ai’ll beh rite bak!
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*runruns back wif CCC* WHEEEOOOO WHEEEOOO
*sweepy sweepy shiznugget kitteh’s braynes intu nyce neet pile*
*washy washy teh braynes awl cleen wif bubbly spring waters sew da bubbles look like dots….* Oh, dotz! Uups! bak to shiznugget kitteh…
*looks at da bwayn map, donot know how to dew it, sew squish teh bwaynes back inna hed*
*put teh pieces back tugevver*
*put CHRG awn hed*
*taypee taypee taypee wif praple (mah faborite culor) dukky taypes*
*rap up in cheezpeeps map blankkit n give hawt chokklit wif whippy creem n chokklit manatee fur rebuilding braynes*
Otay, nao, du nawt luk at teh cyoot until yu be feelz bedder, and if you feelz a splort kumin awn, think of income taks, ok?
owkai. iz gon to eet som grass to mayk barfs in da hooman’s pillow.
odeer, ai haz splort 2! butT iz tru dat tackses, boat dis yere an las wish ai styll
neber fyld, iz gud splort prevenshun! ) :
butT coonecatamalshunz 2 da Ty habberz, njoi ty booteek!
SPLORT WARNIN!! LEBEL ELEBENTY!!!
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ohai, and conga ratz, annipuss!
Thx BD’sm. Muss leeb u naow an nom mai dinner. Bai fur naow!
caio fur nao
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giglols at awn punny…
I lub you 2, kitteh!
betted hims ownerz brooshed de floof splecialz to geted teh harting shape. iz gud funee anyway. and even uz bbwk (big bootyfil wimin kittehs) want luff, too! pouffy iz purty!!1!
Ebbree kitteh adn ebbree hoomin deeserbs teh luff, no mattur wut size!
oooh, I <3 da kitteh too! I wubs my fays in his fwuffy-niss!
wat iz dis <3 meaning? ai iz new to de cheezing fringing cemmentization ritooals. can be helping?
eef yew luk at eet siedwayz, den <3 lukz liek a heart!
yup, Draconic Kitteh be rite!
now i seez wit embrasingness. shud hab nozd. tanx fur teh teach.
oh, sowwy. < and 3 makes a hart, kinda. yooz yer maj an ashun.
Nawt shoor if dat is kitteh oar short, floofy cow!
=^..^=
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Bwahahahahaahaha!!! “short, floofy cow”! FTW!!!
Elebenty brgrs!
OMG! awl ob teh kyoot faes, teh heart in teh furz…….sew beree ky–
*SPLORT*
-oot….
Rools out in CCC-RV
Sweepz DK’s braynez up into silber bukket
Washes wif champaynes (Snday Brunch-styla)
Stooffs braynes into hed
Covers w/CHRG (w.doi)
Dukky taypes wif orange tape w/frooty scent
Wraps DK in hand-woven Cheezpeeps map blankeee
Hands hawt chokklit wif wippy creem and triple-sec, and likker-filled chawklits
Dere! Better?
*snorgles intew teh blankit*
tank yews…..altho yew can keep teh likker-filled chokklits…ai nawt awld enuff foar dem, akshuallee……
Nawt a prawblum…here’s sum dark-chawkklit cubbered razzberriez, den…
=^..^=
tanks….*noms awn chokklits*
floofey poufy kitteh haz fallen an nawt can gitup!
Ah lubs dis kitteh!
Hims iz wud maek gud Fanksgibbin Day bloon.
Chubbie kitteh needs Friskies lite!
floofeh kitteh sez: I’z nawt chubbie, I’z just floofeh! Nawt wants lite food…..PLEH! Do nawt want lite fud! GIb meh moar cheezburgers!!
fat kitteh is fat.
there is nothing happy about that.
just like fat goggies are fat.
owners not doing any favors to kitteh by allowing it to do that.
boo.
Hay, I had fat kitteh an tryed an tryed tew get extry wate offa hur. I eben switched vets cuz teh wun wii wuz seein nawt berry halpful wif wate loss.
Jes lyk hoomins, iz hard tew get wate offa animlols, speshullee kittehs. Iz nawt lyk u kin taek dem foar walks, lyk u can wif goggies.
Awlso, diffrint kittehs be diffrint. Mai Angel-girl luks hyooj… is partlee floof, partlee musklols (!), an partlee just her indivijooal build. Ai can has eggsalad vet, an vet says she being fine coz she aktiv an ebryfing. Iz no wun ideeal wate fur kittehs ennymoar than fur hyoomins.
Mai rescue kitteh Baby iz fat. He was skin an bones, nawt used to habbin fuds. Now is fat nd sassy. We still lub him, boo hoo too yoo too.
Behsides (or behinds), dis iz a berry, berry beeyootiful kitteh! I jus bee lubbing him how he iz, so go ‘way, Care Troll, befoar we whipps yoor butts!
kk4 waddles ober to VSK, gibs her big floofy paw high five!!!
Sings *Floofy-bottomed kits, yoo makes mah rockin’ whirleds go ‘wound!*
*Digs out CD to takes to wurkz*
*Sighs* … I gotz to go now … hab lawts and lawts of fun, cheezfriends!
{{{{{Cheezfriends}}}}}
Bery nise, VSC, bery nise, wishes yu culd stay, but hab a nice Sundai!
Ah wished I culda staid too, KK4. It’z Mundai obber here in teh Land Down Undeh doh, so I hadda goez to werks and makes mucho munnies to feedz mah Lawds and Mastahs. Anorexic kittehs … doez not want!!!!!
Awlso, is partlee teh angle uf teh camera and teh wai teh kitteh has plopped hissef on teh floor. Oar if iz spayed girl, there is sumtiems post-operative flap.
Big-Bottom, big bottom, tawk abowt mud flaps, mai girl’s got ‘em!
Iz there a troll categoree for “judgmental”
nd aneewayz, awl teh furz arre poofed aowt…sew teh kitteh luks biggur dan yushual…
Aifink iz yur basic trollus custodias, oar caretroll – them always be jujmental.
Oh, an nawt has tu be just spayed girl… mai Loki-boy haz teh kyootest tummy-flap, it wing side tu side when him runs, an him neber been oberwayte an neber likelee tu be (him builded lyk a meezer but iz tabbey).
Mai boi-kitteh gotted deh flap of tummii- skin ebber sens he wuz borked. bai vet so wud nawt contri-butte to deh local kittehs overpopulayshun. He wuz a rescyoo kitteh at dat vets – had to pai in advans for deh nootering ebben if de kitteh wuz two liddul.
Mai kitteh iz NAWT FAT. Mai kitteh haz a cut tummii mussels.
Jes lliek mii – Ai had sea-sawrean delibbery ob twin babbehs and mai tummii iz a liddul sagii stil.
go ahead, please whip my butt, i’m absolutely frightened of you – i’m skerred, srsly.
it’s a fact. It’s a fat cat. There’s nothing healthy about it. And while it is harder to get a cat to lose weight, you can still get them to lose weight. the owners are the ones that feed them, and are responsible. It’s not judgmental to point out a fact that the cat is grossly overweight. on ihasahotdog, fat dogs are called fat and no one defends them, they point out that the owners are to blame. Why is it acceptable for a cat to be obese but it isn’t for a dog?
any pet owner who allows their animal to become obese is abusing them in the very worst way possible. Period. Regardless of the reasons – it’s not used to having food, you can’t force it to exercise, etc – these should be the very reasons to PROTECT the kitteh that you love, and care about – not tourture it to the point that it is miserable. It’s not judgmental – it’s honesty.
i would never allow my cats to get that huge – period. They’ve both been fixed and have maintained their sexy, sleek figures. They get treats, they get good meals, but it’s within reason. They’ve never had reasons to overeat, and i’ve never given them an opportunity. Both of them were rescue cats, as well – and again, are wonderful.
I just don’t understand why someone points out the truth and it’s automatically a troll. That’s not the point. Bad pet ownership should never be rewarded with comments about how the camera adds eleven pounds.
Relax. It’s photoshopped.
Wai can noe clicky on maya?
Iz her reel?
Maya needz sum rlaxin tym so shz nott so angwee.
My kitteh Puff beez flufftastic adn sum say he beez fat, but he jes beez fluffy. Even Dr Vet sez so.
ohhh, noe can clicky on me eever. Whyyy?
Hi Maya
First of all, my apologies for telling you that I was going to kick your butt. I was trying to inject a bit of levity, but I chose the wrong method of doing so. For that, I’m sorry.
Secondly, if the photograph has not been Photoshopped, or the fur does not increase the size of the cat, then this cat may indeed be overweight.
At this juncture, I would like to point out that that in this particular case it is the responsibility of the individual pet owner to decide how he or she is going to look after their pet – just like we decide how we are going to look after our children. However, criticising an animal (or child) based on its appearance, or blaming a pet owner (or a parent) for unhealthy habits does not, and will not ever, encourage anyone to adopt different behaviour patterns.
My apologies for this interruption … you may now all return to your normally scheduled LOLs.
Seriously learn your cat species before yelling on and on about how horrible people are for letting their cats get “fat.” This cat is part norwegian forest cat, look up some info about the species and CALM DOWN. This cat is NOT fat.
Awlsew. *ahem* Wii bee noing deh camra addities ellebenty pounds tew deh subjec in deh pictoor.
who boo? ai nawt cryin; ai noes dat trix
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Am u wantin tew uz da troll rode? If yew due, yew muss gibes us elebenty moneys tew uz it.
dat kittee is nawt fat, is fluffeee. ai wuld buree mai fase in it’s hart and giv it kissis awl da tiyum. smoochsmoochsmooch *razpberri*
awwwhhha!1! look a da floofy heart kitteh! u cin tell he has bin brushed and brushed tew get ready fur dis foto shoot.
ohai! ai nawt suppozed dat yew beez relayted tew teh cween….
cween mj , lady monde, dame janet and de ovur memburs ov da roil kourt socialiez wiff each ovur, but i has my own own island and my faveur is king
clik awn my bloo naem an u cin see da start ov da story. IRL i hav tew werk a lot so da story is koming alawng very slowly…
I lurves dat floof!
Hand me teh snorgle snorkel. I’m goin in!
heer, has funz wif teh snorgle!
*hands snorkel*
aaahhh i love you to kitty kitty!!
Mebbie sum Turkee Cheez burgurz? Wif organic materz and let us, gud organic lite mayo… Yummy Yummy.
He can haz a slice uv cheddar cheeze.
but my my my we not wantz him to haz chubby problemz. We wantz him helfy.
It´s more leik:
I lovez fud
Or leik:
I (heart) fud
I feel all warm and fuzzy inside.
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I can haz mah boyfriend in mah country? ;_;
awhhh! heer Sakee, has a nice creamsicle martini
poofyfloofy harts iz de best harts ♥
i luv u 2!
This is my cat’s picture
http://www.pigudabian.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/10/dsc02456.jpg
He has a heart too
nawww this is too cute! Is this photoshop or the real thing coz I would luv more photos if its the real thing:)
i assure you it’s the real thing!! fatman was at my house and he saw my cat and freaked so he took a pic. more pics will come promise
Testin..testin…
Is I here?
u iz heer, ai cahn see u!
I been steeled agin. Wahhhhhh ….
Ai sees yu… but ai nawt sees teh commint in teh temptashuns fread, eben tho iz in Whu’s Tawking.
*grumblolgrumblolstoopyWPstillbeinga….*
SQUEEEEEEEEEE!!!! <3
noes!! commints been steeled. an i nawt bein recognized!! *Sobs loudly*
try again…..prolly diskappeer as soon as i shut pooter off
O Hai Tidmum; Ai leftid yuu a messidje awn yuur prohfyle; Ai seam tuu bee habbing teh saimest poasting problums az yuu!!!! ?????? Wut Gibbs???
wootages.
haha I like the volume of people saying that this is ’shopped or that this cat is fat. Very obviously this cat has part norwegian forest cat in it: the fur coming out it’s ears, and out from between it’s toes and the very floofy long hair is very typical of the species. Our family has one that is half and she looks just like this but grey and we’ve had more than one vet tell us she’s perfectly healthy and this is perfectly normal for a cat of that mix. Please know your cats before yelling “shopped” or “fat” now people….
Patricia, I love you
att: Gatin
i have 3 cats my self
O.M.G. that is sooooooo adorable i wish my kitten did that and it must have took a loooooong time to get it right how many spaces did you put between the i and the u????????
aye puss puss come here get on the lap and go sleep lol lol
the cats lover
a hell lot of comments
That’s one fat cat. FATTY FAT BLOB
This must be my cat Destiny’s sister or brother because she has the same heart and a double heart on the other side, its so cool.
i was unaware there are so many losers with no lifes in existance
woaaaah.
FAAAAAAAAAAAAT KITTEH! no moar cheezburgrs 4 u
yr naem sez it awl.
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elebenty moneys fur uzin troll rode…
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Must remembar tu add anuther troll speeshees tu list… nun uv the current wuns covver intenshunallee crood dubble-antandrez… an ai nawt goin tu beleev yu if yu claim this waz nawt.
Nrrgh….i can has tikit tew teh NB becawze ob dis troll?
Usually sum ones writes about dis one, and dey remove his posts…Wiener roast, annyone?
Heers yur tiket, do not pass go do not collect 200 dollars, jest go alreddy
ai culd has 200 dollarz?
*brings owt wikkedlee pointed skewer*
iz sad taht WP noms other peepz posts, but tihs wun manajes to get thru.
Whai yu need 200 munnies? No, du nawt tell. Yu nawt need tikit tu NB, yu nawt need permishun fur NB, iz there enny tiem yu iz having thots that nawt be propriate fur a famblee-frenlee playce. If yu habing thots lyk that, then shoo shoo, awf tu NB wif yu!
**runs runs qwiklee** Ooooh, a littlol bug!! *bats bug around, forgits bout ebbryfing*
okaiz…….*walkz obar tew the NB*
Shoze haow innersent Ai aer – Ai ownlee juss reelized wat u ment by doobul entender. Mai shelterd lief, let me sho u!
Ok, peeps, cweenmj told me how to report this guy for very offensive comments, hopefully this will be removed soon…back to regular lols…
dat is one fat puddy dough…
ai can has fyre breethin…..i can has startin teh fyre foar yewz?
Starts fire wif bic.
its wasted on the cocktail wiener
LOLZ, rd…