Comments on: i checked…. we’z outa beer…

By: kittehgurl

kittehgurl — Thu, 21 May 2009 03:29:30 +0000

dis kittehs gots a problems wef da alcohols!

By: Chris

Chris — Sat, 29 Nov 2008 13:58:47 +0000

Good, Stella Artois is funk nasty! go get you some sam adams!

By: Hell Hath No Fury

Hell Hath No Fury — Tue, 25 Nov 2008 23:05:00 +0000

Twoo, bewy twoo

By: Otk

Otk — Mon, 24 Nov 2008 21:29:51 +0000

huwway

stella artois
belgian beer ftw ^^

By: hella

hella — Mon, 24 Nov 2008 14:38:03 +0000

anyone else notice t3h stripparrrr shoez in the background? LOL

By: lunarmommy

lunarmommy — Mon, 24 Nov 2008 04:27:04 +0000

i wuz wishin stend wuz heer to say sumfin abowt teh shooz, so i’z glad yoo did insted!
*sniff* i miss stend, wish him wuld com bakk

By: catalogical humor

catalogical humor — Mon, 24 Nov 2008 02:57:34 +0000

ah, u beets me 2 it!

By: Wanda

Wanda — Mon, 24 Nov 2008 00:30:39 +0000

Iz vury funneh, I leikz

By: bluesfan473

bluesfan473 — Sun, 23 Nov 2008 22:59:08 +0000

sounds rite up dere wif Ripple & MadDog2020! At leas wen ai wuz a stoodent (moar yeerz ago den ai cair 2 fink bout). I finkso Ripple iz nawt sowld aneemoar. Wikipedia bery kindly cawls dem “low-end fortified wine”

By: Karen

Karen — Sun, 23 Nov 2008 20:21:15 +0000

Gud domestik (in USA) beer b Mikalob Amber Bock. Purrsonally. Seams sum peeplez wo liek teh fancee (reed “Imported”) beers like Mikalob Amber Bock 2.

By: Kitten_Whisperer

Kitten_Whisperer — Sun, 23 Nov 2008 19:34:01 +0000

Muscatel iz a sweet fortifeyed whine maid frum deh muscat grapez.

By: prysma-kitteh

prysma-kitteh — Sun, 23 Nov 2008 18:32:08 +0000

Nawt in hawl, in apartmint rite across hawl, an small goggie nawt happeh at awl, an iz letting hole whirlld knowing it. *sigh*

By: MomCatAnna

MomCatAnna — Sun, 23 Nov 2008 18:32:00 +0000

AI agrees wid all of heart dat dark chokklit and chili iz wondermous good, speshloly wen it is cowld outsied.
Deh dark chokklit is gud wid deh red whine or wiskee two.

By: Ambercat

Ambercat — Sun, 23 Nov 2008 18:29:06 +0000

Well StageHandDan has teh Camels wiv his kawfee – or wus taht teh Camels HAD his kawfee!

By: MomCatAnna

MomCatAnna — Sun, 23 Nov 2008 18:28:55 +0000

Ai can haz Tully?

I reelii liek Tullamore Dew.
Beer iz de pleh, to mii, unlessen is alsew having peatza.

By: prysma-kitteh

prysma-kitteh — Sun, 23 Nov 2008 18:25:51 +0000

Teh passwurds be encrypted, so ai cud nawt be fiksing that fur yu… pleh.
Ai be there, tho, if yu gets pw.
.
Whai iz a goggie barking in teh hawl uv mai partmint building fur teh past elebentee minnits? *goes tu luk*

By: Draconic Kitteh

Draconic Kitteh — Sun, 23 Nov 2008 18:23:40 +0000

ai nawt noez whut dat eez….

By: West River Rat

West River Rat — Sun, 23 Nov 2008 18:21:18 +0000

muzcatel

By: Draconic Kitteh

Draconic Kitteh — Sun, 23 Nov 2008 18:14:57 +0000

tap watur iz free……

leest iz whut?

By: Kitten_Whisperer

Kitten_Whisperer — Sun, 23 Nov 2008 18:14:29 +0000

Ai tried teh chatz on ur blog, but itz nawt lettin mee innit. Itz sayin mai lawgin incorect. Bleh! Ai haz a reqwest fur corect pawswurd…waytin tew getz it. *sigh* Iz all deh intertubes borked todai?? Aifinkso!!

By: annipuss

annipuss — Sun, 23 Nov 2008 18:13:43 +0000

Iffn she drunk dem awl, derez nowai she cud balins awn doez shooz!

By: West River Rat

West River Rat — Sun, 23 Nov 2008 18:09:23 +0000

Teh collidj kids will drinks nefing awn sails. Least is naw mucatel

By: West River Rat

West River Rat — Sun, 23 Nov 2008 18:05:41 +0000

OOh ai had a stoopie. Ai finked U sed has a warthog wif a camel innit.

Maid mai noes leeks kawfee.

By: prysma-kitteh

prysma-kitteh — Sun, 23 Nov 2008 18:05:05 +0000

Ai yoosed tu haz lawts uv clothes that sayd “hand wash cold, hang tu drai.” Ai wore tehm abowt wunce a yeer, coz ai neber gottes aroun tu washing tehm. Finlee ai stood up prowd n sayd, “No moar!” an nao buys teh clothes that ai can frow in washer an dryer an tehn ware. Waz a stoopy faze ai went fru, aifink.

By: BuddyDitzmore's_mom

BuddyDitzmore's_mom — Sun, 23 Nov 2008 18:03:42 +0000

onna bak ub da shirt, you see da back ub da kitteh, cobered in feathers…

By: Draconic Kitteh

Draconic Kitteh — Sun, 23 Nov 2008 18:02:46 +0000

Ewwwwww….whai wud aneewun drink dat stuffz?

By: martoonie

martoonie — Sun, 23 Nov 2008 18:01:05 +0000

Ai nose wut u mean, annipuss! Teh main criteeria for mai clothes is
1) cumfy
2) masheen washable
3) duz nawt need irnin.

By: Guinness Piggeh

Guinness Piggeh — Sun, 23 Nov 2008 17:58:03 +0000

eep! issa Fundai, nawt Caturdai aneemoar!

By: Guinness Piggeh

Guinness Piggeh — Sun, 23 Nov 2008 17:56:56 +0000

Otay, lesse iffn Wierd Pretzel wheel nom dis won:
.
* weeeeeeeeeeeek weeeek weeeek *
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Ohai Cheezfrends adn a berry happee Caturdai tu yu awl! Ai can has yur tenshuns, plzthx?
.
Is yu small?
Is yu furreh?
Does yu has a tayl?
Does yu liek tu scamperarowndveryfast?
Does yu has an apeetyte mush beeger dan yu shud has?
Is yu a Phlonquais?
Does yu * tremble tremble * ?
Does yu lib in feer ob bean nommed by teh bigger furrehs?
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Iffn yu has sed “Oh yesh yesh yesh!” tu anee ob dese adn otter kweshuns, yu is prolly a Rodint oar sum otter smawl, cyoot, furreh creeture.
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Dun worree, mai itteh bitteh furreh trembleh committeh; yu is nawt alowne! Guinness Piggeh, lolpigburglar, skwirrlgrrl, West River Rat, Maus (adn his Ebil twin) adn manee otters arr standy as tall as wii can and saying “No, ai arr NAWT nootrishus OAR deelishus! Plz tu NAWT be nomming meh!”
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Wii can has “Plz tu NAWT be nomming teh Rodints” Beneefit Consert tu raze awarenuss? Oh yesh yesh yesh… eet be onna Merican Fangs Gibbon Ebe, teh 26nd Nomvember:
6 am Cheez Thyme
12 pm EST
11 am Centrul
10 am Mowntin
9 am Westy Cowst
5 PM TTI
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“but but but, GP ai lieks tu chase chase chase teh littlol furrehs adn sumthymes dey liek tu jump in mai mouf…” Yesh, ai nose yu kittehs canut halp but but but chayse us so ai has orgaminsed a Rabid Weesul Rayce so yu can has awl teh chaysing adn pownsing yu wants!
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“GP! wib awl teh Rondints in won playce adn hongry kittehs arownd eet wheel be liek a buffay!” Dun worree, mai Frend Din Fleetpaw adn his Wolfee Frends (wib ’speshul’ collolars be teh sekuritee so dey be keepy anee hongry kittehs in czech.
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“oh oh oh, wheel dere be sillyebritees?” Oh, ob corse! Mick “teh lips” Jaggeh wheel be hedlyne akt wib berry speshul berzhun ob “ai canut get no… sateesfakshun” – eet wheel be teh ossim, aifinkso.
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“GP! Can ai sing a song at teh consert? plzplzplzthx” Oh yesh, dere be a nummer ob cheezfrends riting teh songs… plz tu emayo lolcatburlgar at gmail dot com (she is musiclol direktur)

By: Kitten_Whisperer

Kitten_Whisperer — Sun, 23 Nov 2008 17:49:27 +0000

Awl deh tshirts fer adolts iz gon. Sum chirdr….chil….kidz’ syzez still abailible. Vaaary kyoot!!

By: annipuss

annipuss — Sun, 23 Nov 2008 17:47:58 +0000

Ai fink dat sum uv deze daft fashunz aer inbentid bai manz hoo hayte wimmin.
Ai aer glad Ai aer 2 owld 2 ware fashunubble cloez!

By: petcats101

petcats101 — Sun, 23 Nov 2008 17:46:07 +0000

y must we alwayz b out of teh beer?!

By: martoonie

martoonie — Sun, 23 Nov 2008 17:44:58 +0000

Rly? People do dat? Seems a waste to me….

By: annipuss

annipuss — Sun, 23 Nov 2008 17:43:33 +0000

Studdee?????

By: martoonie

martoonie — Sun, 23 Nov 2008 17:40:01 +0000

well wut on erf do dey do to fill teh time at yoonibersity?

By: martoonie

martoonie — Sun, 23 Nov 2008 17:38:20 +0000

Plz see also – footless tights, puffball skirts, flares, legwarmers outside ob a danss class – awl bad enuff first tiem round, why on erf wud anywun wunt to bring dem bak???

By: martoonie

martoonie — Sun, 23 Nov 2008 17:36:46 +0000

Ai finkso ai needs ark for sabin ME frum rain – is ebery wumman for demselves!

By: cyppiee

cyppiee — Sun, 23 Nov 2008 17:34:20 +0000

no waj ! she drunk em ?
I tink she haz hiddun teh beers in teh shoos

By: cyppiee

cyppiee — Sun, 23 Nov 2008 17:33:14 +0000

Luk in da fridge ! beer iz shuppoosed to beh surved coold

By: prysma-kitteh

prysma-kitteh — Sun, 23 Nov 2008 17:32:35 +0000

Owie! Yu can haz ark fur sabing aminlols frum rain?

By: Hell Hath No Fury

Hell Hath No Fury — Sun, 23 Nov 2008 17:31:55 +0000

Teh gerl in teh tacky strippar shooz drunk dem all.

By: martoonie

martoonie — Sun, 23 Nov 2008 17:29:59 +0000

Ai hopes ur power stays awn bluesfan, cheezfrenz freezin to deff – DO NOT WANT!!!

By: martoonie

martoonie — Sun, 23 Nov 2008 17:27:45 +0000

Dat cud be useful if it keeps awn rainin liek it is at teh momint… teh cormserbatory roof is leekin an ai heard teh dripdripdrip an wuz lukking up at teh roof to see wehr teh leek wuz an smakked mai toe against teh table – OWCHIE swear swear swear.

By: AfriCat

AfriCat — Sun, 23 Nov 2008 17:24:58 +0000

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Ai’m orf tu bed nao. G’nite!!!

By: BuddyDitzmore's_mom

BuddyDitzmore's_mom — Sun, 23 Nov 2008 17:18:16 +0000

Fangs, bluesfan. Hoeps yew has gud dai tew!

By: soprano_smurf

soprano_smurf — Sun, 23 Nov 2008 17:17:02 +0000

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By: Brandon_ha

Brandon_ha — Sun, 23 Nov 2008 16:59:51 +0000

strat egers dey no drink alcomohal or smokies tobbaca or has any fun intoximicated moments.

By: prysma-kitteh

prysma-kitteh — Sun, 23 Nov 2008 16:54:42 +0000

Nawt be lyon abowt age tu bai teh beers!

By: martoonie

martoonie — Sun, 23 Nov 2008 16:54:30 +0000

Ai likes teh sno an teh sunshine but genrly TTI duz nawt deal well wif teh white stuff an teh hole country grinds to a halt. Iz bedder in Swizzerland oar Horstrear where dey nose wut to do wiv it.

By: rodney dill

rodney dill — Sun, 23 Nov 2008 16:53:25 +0000

A kitcar named desire