i checked…. we’z outa beer…
i checked…. we’z outa beer…
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Dat’s a mayjer trajidee
Waal, it iz in mai howse….
It tiss in, wel amost allob Canada, cept teh SxE’rs
Pls 2 eggs plane “SxE’rs”
strat egers dey no drink alcomohal or smokies tobbaca or has any fun intoximicated moments.
well wut on erf do dey do to fill teh time at yoonibersity?
Studdee?????
Rly? People do dat? Seems a waste to me….
o hai faiv Annipuss! ai agreez elebenty purrcent! wull hav tu brake out da skotchch foar yore sillybarashuns… *tinkltinkl ice cyoobz gluggedyglugg singel molt fainest skottsch handz tu Annipuss wif a song awn mah lipz*
Fankee, SS, Ai hoep u pored wun fur urselb!
oe yieeezzzzzzzz! Cheeeeeeeerz!
Lukks liek we aer juss teh 2 uv us! (dat yooshully bringz teh lurkerz owt!)
Ai been try to post, sez serber too busy…beddur hire anudder flonkquais.
Ai fink WP needs a rokkit up its terminulz!
an cheezburgrz!!!111111111
wut? No beer wid de cheezburger?!
THIS IS AN OUTRAAAAGEEE!
U haz ne Tullamore dew? Den nawt need beers.
wull Laphroaighghgh du? nais kristill glassis…
Aifinkso fank U
mai beeeg plesshir! *handz ova kutt kristill gloss wif ayess skrinkyskrinkly gluggity* Tschirri-ho!
ooooooooh lafrog is mai fabrit!!!! OHai ss, ai duz nawt no if we has met befor, ai has been away on mai lolidays, but if ai shares mai dark choklit wiv chili in it (is teh yummy) can ai maybe has a teeny glass ob lafrog wiv u an annipuss?
Aneeboddee willin tew share dere dark chokklit wif chili in it (the WIN!!!!1!!) shud habs aneefing dey wants!!
Wow, dats hao teh Aztecs tuk dere xocoatl (oar sumfin), sept dey drinkded it an nawt eated it!
OHai Martoonie, we hazznt metted fishily but yu kan galdleh hev a dubbil taet uv Lefrogg!!!11! Chiiirth! An fanxQ foar teh chokkii — ah luuuuuurvvvz chokz tu muchleh!
Hee hee, fank u awl! Ai nebber tried teh choklit wiv teh chili in it before yesterday, an ai is nawt nermally a big fan ob teh dark choklit, but ai has to say, ai is toadally converted! Ish scrumbly. An just rite for dis cowld wevver. Goes bery well wif lafrog too – cheersh!
AI agrees wid all of heart dat dark chokklit and chili iz wondermous good, speshloly wen it is cowld outsied.
Deh dark chokklit is gud wid deh red whine or wiskee two.
Ai can haz Tully?
I reelii liek Tullamore Dew.
Beer iz de pleh, to mii, unlessen is alsew having peatza.
Gud domestik (in USA) beer b Mikalob Amber Bock. Purrsonally. Seams sum peeplez wo liek teh fancee (reed “Imported”) beers like Mikalob Amber Bock 2.
But iz dere still mah faborit catnip leff?
Noe moar beer fur yu!!! Kthxhic!
ag asseblief tog Afrikietsiekatjie!!!1
Weelll, seein ’s yu ax soo niesly, an in Afrkaans too!!! Heer yu goe, wun frosty Castle Lager, jus fur yu! Gesondheid!!! *clinkee*
AAaaah! de spot — yu hitz it! An a Castle, nog! Lekkerrrrrrrrr!
Plz tu furgive teh ignooranse ifn yu has sed befour, but hao yu can speeks teh Afrikaans???
Naow ai hazzint sed befoar: ai wuz borneded an growd upz in Kayp Taunz an lurnded tu spik teh Efferkarnz der.
tudai ai finksed, wai not sey ohai to yu in Freekarns…
Fankee! Yu maid mai day!
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Ai’m orf tu bed nao. G’nite!!!
kitteh seeks pertekshun form teh scaery footwaer, behynd him!
EEP! iz dat futware er midebil torchur devises?
ow i du rememember dose shuze form longlooooooooooooooooooongtaim ago… kept folllong offoffem…
Did peepl reelee ware dem – Ai fort dey wuz a joak!
o noez ai reellli woar dem! had tu ‘walk’ an ordishun befoar mai dad wood
let meh leeev da howz in — or on –dem…
bery gud for sprainin teh ankuls, ai rememember.
ai red a nooz storee bout a Japanese girl woo “fell off” her hi heals awna stairwall, an borked her self an deded! Abter dat, ai no wannid tew wear hi heels…
Hm yiezzz… Darwinnyin sillekshun taykz menny fohmz…
An teh cork souls ment yu wud flote, in cayse ob flud. Admittidlee yu’d be upsidey doun, wiv yur feets flotin an yur hed sumwher unner teh warder, but at leest yu’d be fownd and toed bak to shor!
Dat cud be useful if it keeps awn rainin liek it is at teh momint… teh cormserbatory roof is leekin an ai heard teh dripdripdrip an wuz lukking up at teh roof to see wehr teh leek wuz an smakked mai toe against teh table – OWCHIE swear swear swear.
Owie! Yu can haz ark fur sabing aminlols frum rain?
Ai finkso ai needs ark for sabin ME frum rain – is ebery wumman for demselves!
afinkso dey maid a kum-bak (wai, ai dunno). Ai member warin shoos lyke dese bak in de 70’s, reely nawt a gud fahsun ideea, den oar naow
Plz see also – footless tights, puffball skirts, flares, legwarmers outside ob a danss class – awl bad enuff first tiem round, why on erf wud anywun wunt to bring dem bak???
Ai fink dat sum uv deze daft fashunz aer inbentid bai manz hoo hayte wimmin.
Ai aer glad Ai aer 2 owld 2 ware fashunubble cloez!
Ai nose wut u mean, annipuss! Teh main criteeria for mai clothes is
1) cumfy
2) masheen washable
3) duz nawt need irnin.
Ai yoosed tu haz lawts uv clothes that sayd “hand wash cold, hang tu drai.” Ai wore tehm abowt wunce a yeer, coz ai neber gottes aroun tu washing tehm. Finlee ai stood up prowd n sayd, “No moar!” an nao buys teh clothes that ai can frow in washer an dryer an tehn ware. Waz a stoopy faze ai went fru, aifink.
Ai notissed them… waz gunna say, wud nawt be cot ded in, but akshully, wud be dedded preddy kwik if ai tryd walkin in tehm.
i wuz wishin stend wuz heer to say sumfin abowt teh shooz, so i’z glad yoo did insted!
*sniff* i miss stend, wish him wuld com bakk
wii mai bee owt uv beer butt az lawng as wii stil haz cheezburgerz iz awl gud.
Qwik get inna car! Go tu neerist loliquer store! Futbawl game starts in juss 3 hours!
git inna car? wai, iz dere a lion?!? he cahnnawt hav a ride.
Whut if lyon buyz teh beer? Den can hee haz a ryde?
Nawt be lyon abowt age tu bai teh beers!
Conga ratz, annipuss, awn yr elebenty nawt sekond!
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Ohai ebbreebodee. Hoep awl da cheezpeeps had gud Caturday! Wot wii awl up tew, egg septin goez fur beer?
Dunno bowt ennywun els, but Ai aer tryin 2 keap warm!
sins ai beh in minnesnowta, ai agree keapin warm is gud!
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Wii has dustkittehs ub snow here, an kinna obercast, but spozed to has a warm to about 3 C or 37 F tewday, wich be berry mush warmz, sins wii habs had obernites ub -9 C or -16 F, if ai hab dun mai mafs rite.
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Wut beh wedder in TTI dis abternoon?
Wedder in TTI dis abternoon is – wait ai check. Ah yes. Is “pleh”. Dark an rainy an icee an cowld an genrly depressin. Will be liek dis til abowt May.
sounds da pleh. sorry.
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ai finx ai prefer sno butt deep to a jeraff an sunny (eben if eet beh bitter cold, like -40 (C or F, take yer pix). Juss as lawng as mah pipes donot freeze
Ai likes teh sno an teh sunshine but genrly TTI duz nawt deal well wif teh white stuff an teh hole country grinds to a halt. Iz bedder in Swizzerland oar Horstrear where dey nose wut to do wiv it.
Duz I has an invisibul? I nawt showin awn the “Who B Talkin”!
**gets berry nervis at tej prospeck ov nawt bein ablol tew tawlk tew cheezfrenz**
Ai kan see u mai fren!
Ai Cz yew, rhsb!
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Noez need beh nerbous…. makes tail twichee, an hoomans nawt notis an stepz own it..
{{{{{{rhsb}}}}}} Ai seeing this commint, but iz ownlee wun uv yurs ai seeing. WP still be hongree, aiguess… *sigh*
Ai emayo yu, otay?
U kin emayo frum heer?
Hao u do dat?
Ai emayo yu frum yahoo groop, silleh!
Oh. **iz embarrassed**
Brayne apparentlee nawt fullee woked up yet.
**whispurrs**
U do kno my naem ober dere, dont u?
If yu nawt get emayo, then ai membring rong naym, an sumwun else gunna be berry confuzzled. *giglol*
*snerk*
U remembered rite, p-k!
I responded to ya.
Nawt tu be barissed, mai brayn nawt be fullee waked up yet eever. Ai waiting fur kettul tu boyl… ai needing a pot uv tee wif lots uv shuger, aifinkso, mebbe warm up, an mebbe nilla erl grey will help grey mattur?
Hmm…I be finkin hawt choklit be gud dis moarnin.
**goes to get hawt choklit mix an heet watur in mikro-zappur**
Kin y’all see teh nawt-seckund wun I posted? I didit at 4:22 cheez-tiem.
Yeh, I wuz gettin teh nervis twitchee-tayle.
Noe, dat wun nawt dere, erliest wun iz teh 4.45 commint
Mebbe iz cuz I put emotikon innit.
Stoopy WerdPretzl!
Wp hating teh moticons an teh linkees rite nao, aifinkso. Oar, it luving them tuu much an wanting tu keep an eet tehm awl!
Yeps! WP eeted mah posts wif links tew simon’s cat stuff. Maded meh haz a mad, sins ai wannid tew share wif mah cheezfrens!
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An guess wot! Ai gotted mai “Simon’s Cat” tshirt yesterdai! Eet beh da KYOOT!!!
Wat website did you get teh shirt frum, BDm?
Ai went tew www dot simonscat dot com
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Dey had limited edition ub 500 tshirts dat dey were gibing da proceeds tew da Royal SPCA.
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Cording tew da websyte, dey almoss outta dem bi nao, aifinxso, but worf tryin. (Ai botted a man XL shrt, eben do ai be woman, sins awl da womens shrt mah siz wer goneded.
Awl deh tshirts fer adolts iz gon. Sum chirdr….chil….kidz’ syzez still abailible. Vaaary kyoot!!
onna bak ub da shirt, you see da back ub da kitteh, cobered in feathers…
Kitteh tew yung to dreenk
Ah need to see Ey Dee
Otay!!! Dats it!!! Wurd Pretzel is gettin mai goat!!!! An mai duck, an mai chicken, an mai bunnee… AAAAAAAARRRRGGGGHHHHH!!!!! Plz tu fix it!!!!!
noooo! dey cahn nawt hav de bunnee! it haz bean bery frustaitin laytely ai knos.
Tell teh Cheezes! Tehy caym to (Ooops. Ai’s forgotted whose) cheezmeet an maedd lots ob promissess; tym for tehm to keep a fyoo, Ai finkso!
*whispurs* donut … use … teh … smileyfaces!!!!! WP pownces awn dem an den… Oh teh huje manatee!!!
Not to use the smileyfaces??
*throws flipper across forehead* Oh, the pain! The agony! Oh, the huge…um…me! *swoons*
Otay… ebrywun whu habing inbisibiltee, plz tu rayse a paw!
*wayts*
Ai nawt shur hao menny peeps getting fustrated, but ai seeing moar an moar uv it. Ai hopes WP gets fiksed soon, but fur teh mommint:
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Iz day aftur Caturday. Ai having partee at mai playse. Can haz drinks n dansis an whateber, an nuffing ennywun says getting eeted. Ebrywun inbited!
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WP will not let me posting a linkee, so be putting this in browser address bar: prysmatic.com/cheez/index.php (also, bloo nayme goez tu mai blog, an linkee iz there, tu)
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Fankies, an nao ai return yu tu skedooled lols, kthxsry
Ai tried teh chatz on ur blog, but itz nawt lettin mee innit. Itz sayin mai lawgin incorect. Bleh! Ai haz a reqwest fur corect pawswurd…waytin tew getz it. *sigh* Iz all deh intertubes borked todai?? Aifinkso!!
Teh passwurds be encrypted, so ai cud nawt be fiksing that fur yu… pleh.
Ai be there, tho, if yu gets pw.
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Whai iz a goggie barking in teh hawl uv mai partmint building fur teh past elebentee minnits? *goes tu luk*
Nawt in hawl, in apartmint rite across hawl, an small goggie nawt happeh at awl, an iz letting hole whirlld knowing it. *sigh*
Kitteh Brando: “Stella! Stella!”
Oh verree gud, RD! Heer, has tihs choklit warthog, wiv carmel innit
A kitcar named desire
OOh ai had a stoopie. Ai finked U sed has a warthog wif a camel innit.
Maid mai noes leeks kawfee.
Well StageHandDan has teh Camels wiv his kawfee – or wus taht teh Camels HAD his kawfee!
ah, u beets me 2 it!
Hmmm…..how wii kno dere izznt wun last beer in dere? Kitteh trine 2 bogart it fer himseff, aifinkso!
ai cahnt bleeve haow cowld & bery bery windee it iz todai, aifink ai bedder shut daown, wii mai looze power, iz blinkin alreddie. Ai hoap nawt, iz mush 2 cowld fer dat. Aneehoo, haz a gud dai cheezfrends, haop u haz a gud Fundai!
Fangs, bluesfan. Hoeps yew has gud dai tew!
Ai hopes ur power stays awn bluesfan, cheezfrenz freezin to deff – DO NOT WANT!!!
Teh gerl in teh tacky strippar shooz drunk dem all.
no waj ! she drunk em ?
I tink she haz hiddun teh beers in teh shoos
Iffn she drunk dem awl, derez nowai she cud balins awn doez shooz!
Twoo, bewy twoo
Luk in da fridge ! beer iz shuppoosed to beh surved coold
y must we alwayz b out of teh beer?!
Otay, lesse iffn Wierd Pretzel wheel nom dis won:
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* weeeeeeeeeeeek weeeek weeeek *
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Ohai Cheezfrends adn a berry happee Caturdai tu yu awl! Ai can has yur tenshuns, plzthx?
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Is yu small?
Is yu furreh?
Does yu has a tayl?
Does yu liek tu scamperarowndveryfast?
Does yu has an apeetyte mush beeger dan yu shud has?
Is yu a Phlonquais?
Does yu * tremble tremble * ?
Does yu lib in feer ob bean nommed by teh bigger furrehs?
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Iffn yu has sed “Oh yesh yesh yesh!” tu anee ob dese adn otter kweshuns, yu is prolly a Rodint oar sum otter smawl, cyoot, furreh creeture.
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Dun worree, mai itteh bitteh furreh trembleh committeh; yu is nawt alowne! Guinness Piggeh, lolpigburglar, skwirrlgrrl, West River Rat, Maus (adn his Ebil twin) adn manee otters arr standy as tall as wii can and saying “No, ai arr NAWT nootrishus OAR deelishus! Plz tu NAWT be nomming meh!”
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Wii can has “Plz tu NAWT be nomming teh Rodints” Beneefit Consert tu raze awarenuss? Oh yesh yesh yesh… eet be onna Merican Fangs Gibbon Ebe, teh 26nd Nomvember:
6 am Cheez Thyme
12 pm EST
11 am Centrul
10 am Mowntin
9 am Westy Cowst
5 PM TTI
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“but but but, GP ai lieks tu chase chase chase teh littlol furrehs adn sumthymes dey liek tu jump in mai mouf…” Yesh, ai nose yu kittehs canut halp but but but chayse us so ai has orgaminsed a Rabid Weesul Rayce so yu can has awl teh chaysing adn pownsing yu wants!
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“GP! wib awl teh Rondints in won playce adn hongry kittehs arownd eet wheel be liek a buffay!” Dun worree, mai Frend Din Fleetpaw adn his Wolfee Frends (wib ’speshul’ collolars be teh sekuritee so dey be keepy anee hongry kittehs in czech.
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“oh oh oh, wheel dere be sillyebritees?” Oh, ob corse! Mick “teh lips” Jaggeh wheel be hedlyne akt wib berry speshul berzhun ob “ai canut get no… sateesfakshun” – eet wheel be teh ossim, aifinkso.
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“GP! Can ai sing a song at teh consert? plzplzplzthx” Oh yesh, dere be a nummer ob cheezfrends riting teh songs… plz tu emayo lolcatburlgar at gmail dot com (she is musiclol direktur)
eep! issa Fundai, nawt Caturdai aneemoar!
Ewwwwww….whai wud aneewun drink dat stuffz?
Teh collidj kids will drinks nefing awn sails. Least is naw mucatel
tap watur iz free……
leest iz whut?
muzcatel
ai nawt noez whut dat eez….
Muscatel iz a sweet fortifeyed whine maid frum deh muscat grapez.
sounds rite up dere wif Ripple & MadDog2020! At leas wen ai wuz a stoodent (moar yeerz ago den ai cair 2 fink bout). I finkso Ripple iz nawt sowld aneemoar. Wikipedia bery kindly cawls dem “low-end fortified wine”
Iz vury funneh, I leikz
anyone else notice t3h stripparrrr shoez in the background? LOL
huwway
stella artois
belgian beer ftw ^^
Good, Stella Artois is funk nasty! go get you some sam adams!
dis kittehs gots a problems wef da alcohols!