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Congrats, Goosie Dat’s a berry neat commint!
lol, annipuss. It jus happn’d. Ai wuzn’t eben finkin aboot it adn meh fingurz jus typeded it. Shall wii skip tew teh Ty Booteek adn gits meh a cloo? Ai bin eBaying awl dai adn mai hed iz fulla jello.
Ohai, Goosee, wut did yu bai me awn ebay?Yu iz urlee, mai birfdai nawt til Janwairy
koncatulashunz on yer sekkund, lol! and on your not sekkund goosie!
Ai wuz finkin supper tiem in wun lik!
oh noes
dont eat me!
dis kitteh haz a flavor; it is “liddle frend.”
BTB, deh lolspeak iz funneh and witteh, shows kittehs are smarter dan sum hoomins! Iz Nawt sign of kitteh dum niss!
“You nawt want brekfist in bed? Fine. Give me bak ded skwirrel, then.” is Brilliant, makes me laff a lot an haz for munz! (Nawt sure Ai haz speling right, but somfing liek dat.)
congarats goosie!
* pours contrue, vinilla vodka an a splash ov cranberry juice n shaker*
*shayke shake shayke!*
*Pours creamsicle martinis fur everywun*
Ooohhh, tastee!
Fanks, Princess Mu!
glad u liek it
*starts tray ov baked pastries wiff peanutbutter n jelly inside around room*
Ooohhh! NOM NOM NOM
Tehy donut liek penut budder an jellee heer in Skotland. Ai keeps tellin tehm tehy donut noes whut tehys missin.
O yessiree, berry taystee. Fankies Princess Mu!!
*slurp*
Conga ratz, goosie!
Iz dat bedder dan teh tub?
Tubs aer bad, butten dey down’t slobber adn dey down’t nom yer eers. Googies aer nawt gud subsityoots foar baff tubs. Remembu, tho, goggies hab noffing between teh eers adn kittehs aer teh supreme roolers ob teh uniburse. Dis meenz dat kittehs can oarder goggies tu bafe dem, az goggies aer kitte slabes.
Ai fink Ai wud prefur cleen water to goggie slobber!
goggies iz slobber slabes?
kitteh-cone
Kitteh haz a flayur?
Iz it a flavur goggehs liek?
evefishencee, we has it!
kyoot kitteh sez: ahh! nawt tew be eetin meh plz!!!
Kitteh channelz Lucy (frum Peanuts cartoonie)….
AHHHH! Dawg germs! Git de hawt wadder, git de antiskeptik!!!
lol! win!!
@@@@@@@!
Ick, dog bref!
Eben werser, dog drool. PLEH!
oh, hou kyoot!
*SPLORT*
O noze, wii haz a splort sichooashun!
*whoop whoop whoop* cums de CCC
sweepity ur braynes inno a pyle
rinsity wif sparkly wadder wif a hint uv lemon
packity bak inno ur braynium cabity
snapity awn eggstra strenff CHRG
wrappity wif duk taype uv mannee rainbo cullers
snuggly u inno a cheezfrends map blankie
offerity trai uv hawt chokklit & sorded pastrees.
Naow, u jus rest a minit & doan luk at de kitteh fer a wile, kay?
fanx, bluesfan. MMMM, hawt chokklit.
*sighs in conn-tent-mint*
ai luff kittehs lil rail-tail stikin strait up *titens CHRG & maiks sure HGGs r sekure.
slurps…hmmm.. it dos has a flvr
ZOMG!!!
Lookit dat teenee weenee baybee!
I has seen dis pitchur on the innertubez befaor.
jus wayt….inna few weekz, dat lil baybee will be nommin on dat beeg goggies eerz!
Himz a gud pupper goggers, him iz.
Ok kitteh frens I has a kwetshun.
In all the years I worked as a vet tech I never saw or heard of this.
I was at a friend’s house earlier, who has 2 cats one only 2, the other about 9 or 10.
On their scratching post at the base of it was little kitteh claws. Not whole ones, like it’s entire claw got pulled out, but alomst like they “shedded” layers.
Has anyone else expierienced this? I’ve owned, nursed and fostered many a cat and never saw so many little nails from 2 cats.
Any ideas my cheezfrens?
Haz neber seen??? Ai seeing this ebry day, almost. Shedded layers iz zaktlee it. Iz just claw sheeth coming awf. Tehn teh sharp nu pointee-end unnerneef can coming owt tu play. LOL Nawt tu wurry, iz nuffing rong, uvverwyse mai kittehs been awl sik fur lawng tiem an nawt telld me!
Yis, mai gurlz chooz at da clawz sum tu get the tawp lair luse. nd ai fined da liddul peecez awl arown. Stepping awn wif da bairfutz wud be abowt da saim az owr nale clippingz.
Nd naow tu se if wp kin get mai rite abatar. spoze tu be mai shu heer. arly cat wif da “grmawairzgreneshuz” At leest dey noze itz me.
Naow letz se.
okay. Ai’m orf dudee tudai. No grene shuz tu stawmp awn ennywun hoo nedes tu goze tu nb.
Schmoo, ladyM!!
Wen teh claw getz older, teh layer fallz off. Den teh underlayer is expozeded and teh ends is sharp again. Mai fren sayz, wen you steps onna falled-off claw wif yer bare feets inna middle uf teh nite, you can has ouchie dans. Do Not Want.
mai kittehs shed dere owter layerz uv dere claws sumtimes,dey luk lyke hollow claws kinda. aifink is nawt to wurree bout. bedder in de skrachin poast den de furrnichoor.
maybee iz just leik teh nayles arre sheedin oar sumting?
wun tyme mai girliez wuz fitein *sigh* & Tucker caim runnin owt wif wun uv Murphy’s owter claw layerz stuk in her faice bout haff an inch below her eye. dat wuz skarree!
awch……dat is nawt-sew-gud, aifinkso…..
dint reely seem 2 bodder her but skarreed meh alrite. ai yoinked it owt & cleened de spawt sew it wuz okay, no damage dun. *sighs agin* Neber agin wil ai maik de mistaik uv thinkin dat 2 kittehs at de shelter whoo had cum frum de saim howsehold must git alawng wel. Butt ai luvs dem eben wen dey dribe meh crazee ♥
Las week dey wuz in de baffroom fitein, wun wuz in de tub (CC knos wai) de udder wuz awn de floor & de commence tusselin FRU de shower curtain. Wich uv corse dey yanked down, causin mush kitteh panik & mayhem. *sigh*
But fink hao boring an kwiet lyf wuf be wifout kitteh crazeeniss! Ai cud tell storees tu… nawt gunna coz just got cawled fur supper (cawl me ennyfing but nawt cawl me layt fur supper!), so ai just gib hugs, an tell yu, ai haz finded claws awn kittehs aftur restlings an hisseh-fits, an it nawt end uv whirled, neber had problem wif it aftur ai remoov an it nawt seem tu bothering them. Berry rezilient, kittehs be! {{{{{bf473}}}}}
Back layter!
whut? yur naem iz laet fur suppur?
NAWT late fur suppur
yes, u iz rite! it wud bee reely borin wifout dem,ai luv dem boff sew mush, jus oncet in a wile wud bee nyce iffen dey cud git alawng. Butt ai haz had dem round 10 yeers naow sew maybee iz tyme 2 giv up spectin dat.
de claw dint seem 2 bodder Tucker butt skareed meh caus it sew cloze 2 her eye, eep!
Oh hai, {{bf473}} Ai hab boss kitteh, Ripper dat still nawt likes da two ferals dat ai adopted…dis be yeers later. Ripper traps dem in da litterbox, ai heers da cries nd growls, den runs interference fur dem…is awl dai fing..iz liek ai mommy agin wif a hous full ub 3 yeer olds!!
bf473…dis how xciting mai life iz…sumtimes husbin an me find shedded claw, an gess wich kitteh it came frum…
Yay, we can haz cheezburgers fur suppers!!!! *dansdans*
*zips awf again befoar bf reelyzes ai back at pewter an befoar kittehs can steel cheezburgers… ai nawt kidding!!!!*
cheezburgers!!!!!!*tries tew dive thru compyooter tew get tew cheezburgers*
same fing happened to obiwan, he appeared berry nawn cha lant wif klaw stikkin outta hiz fase, an ai freeked! he wuz fine, but his brudder zeek wuz minus most ov a pointee enz! tehy boff survibe, sum hao.
Melissa, ai hab 4 kittehs in haus, dey awl sheds da top layer ub pointy enz, dey awl obber da place, in da bed, on da floor, by scratchee tree, ebbryware. Dis normal fing. Ai culd make windchime out ub dem!
(in teh bed… ai hates that… owchie inna middul uv nite, oftun in sensitiv spots!!!)
Ai fot spider wuz in bed las nite, sumfing pokes me in leg, ai freeks, turns awn da lite, den turns out dat was shedded pointy end…Akshully, ai nebber seen sew many before, but wif 4 kittehs in haus, nawt goes outside, dey ebbryware!! Den culd nawt sleep, finkin bout da spiders!!
ai nawt wantin tew kno what spots….
*goes tew the NB*
Ennywhere yu get shed pointy end diggin in when yu sleeping feels lyk a sensitiv spot!
gud point….altho dat wuzn’t quite whut ai thot ob…….
Oh fankoo mah frens!
Like I said, I never saw so many!
I knew cats shed nails but we are talkin about many many nails and she is a pretty clean person, so it’s not like they accumulated over time. My tootsie used to shed whiskers. I honestly thought about making something out of them, like a potholder.
SO FANKOO TO AWL MY AWSUM CHEEZFRENS!!!
Stoopy…. I has eet!
nu, yew iz nawt stoopy, yew just nawt noes…dere is a beeg differunce, aifinkso!
{{Melissa}} Yu nawt hab stoopy, jes nawt noes how many nails kin be shedded! Ai nebber realized, til ai started findin dem ebbryware! Nawt meens yu nawt cleen person wif da hous, jes meen helfy kittehs, growin strong pointy enz.!!
**collects and donates shedded whiskers tu send tu Melissa fur da potholders**
Um, yu wants piles ub kitteh hair tu? *hugs Melissa*
Melissa, we saves teh whiskers, bf be artistic-type… him wanting tu du kitteh paintings an add whiskers fur 3d effekt, an du lil clay kitteh masks wif whiskers… ai can hardlee wayt fur him tu feeling better so him can du them!
i haz seed teh shedded layers too. seems like mebbee more frum sum kittehs tahn frum ovvers. mebbee depenz on teh indibidual kitteh, if tehy haz sheddy clawz or not, like sum peepls haz stronger fingernayls taht ovvers.
tehy did be habing dis pikshure before: (link iz unlinkiefied so wp not eats it, copyanpayst an take owt teh extry spayses)
icanhascheezburger . com/2008/02/21/funny-pictures-u-haz-an-itty-bitty-flavur/
but iz okay, dis pikshure so sweet can nebber see it too many times!
Hmmmm . . . iz baf r iz taste?
No, iz nice goggie, Ahfinkso.
Rattipuss, ai had big German Shepherd, wif teeny kitteh, dey would play, goggie bery nise tu kitteh. But wen dun wif play, kitteh has fur dat stuk out like had mousse on it, from da goggie. Wuz cute tu watch dem, goggie sew big, kitteh sew small, kitteh would jump awn goggies nose and eers, hoppy sideways at goggie, den dey would snuggles and sleep togedder, bery sweet.
Yes, iz berry sweet fer da goggies and kittehs bein berry nahs togedder. Da big goggies iz can b berry berry nahs 2 da lilleh kittesh an finks dey iz blongs 2 dem.
Awww…daat puts such a kyoot pictshoor in mah hed……
*SPLORT*
wao….daat wuz nawt ebben contayned by teh CHRG….
Uh oh, we needz deh CCC …
Ai drags it down frum furder up in deh thread…
Whoop whoop whoop whoop!!!
Sweep up deh braynes of Draconic Kitteh.
Scoop up deh fayled CHRG
Rinse dem bof off wid de cleen wattur NOT goggeh slobber.
Pack deh braynes back into DK’s hed.
Sanp un new exxxtra strong CHRG.
Dis won hazz deh drawings ub snowflaeks on it.
Tape, tape, tapety tape wid deh ducky tape.
Hear is a blankie of warm floofie snuggles fer you DK.
An a tray of treets – hawt chokklit, paste-trees, and dragon-shaped truufles.
Naow, u jus rest a minit & doan luk at de kitteh fer a wile, kay?
aww…tank yew…..
ooh…trufflez & paystreez….*nomnomnomnom*
Yoo iz berry welcum, DK.
Ai wuz lookin at deh rest-uppies fer trufflez todai.
Ai makes sum fer de Yuletide prezzies fer frens and familee;
it iz boaring to maek deh same kinds allatiem, so Aize needs rest-upppies.
has yew findeded anee?
Ai finded a restupppie wid creem cheez an chokklit insted ub creem and chokklit for deh centers. Sownds prettii gud.
Ai finded won restuppie last yeer fer “White Chocolate Horseradish and Cranberry Ganache Truffles”. Pleh!!!
DO NAWT WANT
pleh iz rite……
haoebburr, the wun wid cwreem cheez an chokklit soaunds beree gud…
Hmmm…mebbe wif jist teh cranberries and whyte chawkklit. I makes chawkklit bourbon bawlz wif pecans to givez tu frenz, and real guud frootkakes, too. Nawt wif teh neon-cullered “plasti-froot” bitz in dem, but wif home-dried fresh froot, fresh-grinded spyces, and cured in teh spycee rum fer a fyoo weekz.
=^..^=
wao…yoo akshualee maeks frootkaek saond gud, unliek teh waey eet iz portrayed….
It IZ guud! Teh ressipee Ai yoose is frum teh 14th Sin-too-ree, wif sum maw-dern adaptinz, sins iz nawt nessusaree tu grynd mai own flawer, and Ai uses sumtiems teh frootz dat may nawt hab bean uh-bail-ubble in England bakk den. Teh wunz Ai iz maed fur dis yeer has apricots, apples, black cherries, pineapple, and cranberries. Moast peeplez fink ub teh funkee-kullered blawks uv ebil yoo seez in teh groshuree stoarz….NAWT teh real stuff! Mynez dizzyp…dissup…getz eeted up fast wenn Ai servz it at parteez!
=^..^=
How longs duz it yooshally takz to getz mai LOLcats voted on?
Kyoot Washy-Wash Servis
We make house calls!
SCHLURRRRRRRRP
Dere; kitteh’s awl kleen. Kbye.
Beeg brindill Hoarsee
feenkz Behbee Kitteh iz himz
itteh bitteh coalt
Beeg brindill Hoarsee
lykes a kleen Behbee. Liddill
Kitteh disagreez!
Liddill Kitteh canz
kleenz himselffz. No needz slawpee
beeg tung 4 kleen~upz
Jack.
Dust chekkin if it has a flavorz.
Shkweeeeee!
Me hatez gogs, but teh kitteh killed meh with its kewtnezz!
*Drops ded. NO splort*
that’s so cute!!!!!!
awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww