This littul kitteh
This littul kitteh had cheezburger. This littul kitteh had none.
u cud haz at least shard ur cheezburger wif me.
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An dey maed teh goggie go wee, wee, wee allaway home…
very well done ERK, cudos to you-dos
Tank yew!! Mah nawt-sekkund nawt-sekkund! Mow-hee-toez fur aawl!!
=^..^=
could I have a Capt. Morgans and hawt chocolate instead pls? I have to crawl through way to many mojito’s as it is. messy peeps come here to see shows.
Whatz showin 2nite, SHD?
George Jones, aka The Possum, with Jerry Jeff Walker opening……Smammie should be here.
Wow. Ai didnt know GJ wuz still performin.
Aifinks he’z almus 80yrs now?
as long as he sings “I like beer”, I will be content.
Az long az ai am drinkin teh beer, I will be content!
Werks fer mee….Ai eben brews teh beer…
=^..^=
ERK, yu brew beer adn maik homemayde spicee rum tu!
Yu must hab killer bartender skillz.
It’z a Renaissance fing…Ai noes a lawt ub peepz dere whu maeks beer, wyne, lykkers, and, mai faybrit, mead! Sumtymez, at after-partiez, we traydez drinkeez wif r frenz, and haz tastingz. Hubbee lieks to make beer, tuu, and we akshualee haz teh brooing ee-kwip-munt dat hiz daddee and grand-dadde yoosed to maek teh stuff during Prohibition…an it still werkz reeelly well! Iz kynda liek “brooing history”!
=^..^=
most cool, wanna sneek a peak at yer hubbehs note-book.
How interestin! Iff ai wuz a drinker IRL, ai wud definitlee aks tu sample sum ob yur historic brew! *3fk confesses in a wispurr- ai onlee drinks teh ICHC brew cuz it no gives me a hangober*
Ai can unnerstanz dat, 3fk! ‘Bout teh onlee tyme Ai reelly drinkz aneefing iz when at teh Fairez, wif frenz. Teh last tyme Ai eben got buzzed was duryng teh Las Vegas Renaissance Faire last munff, an’ sum deer renz Ai had nawt seended synce teh last yeer inbited us to a biiiiig partee after-hourz, on teh syte. (We campz awn-syte, so we duzzint hab to dryve anywherez!) Wun ub mai frenz had mayde dis WUNNERFULL pommy-granite mead, an it wuz soooooo tastee, an’ it went reelly well wif teh spycee rum…tank CC fer the sooper-strawng corset Ai wuz wearin’ wif mai costoom, or Ai wud hab fallded ober repeetedlee!
=^..^=
So corsets are akshually gud fur something, after all?
nawt sayin’ a thing……….not………a………single……….thing.
ohai 3FK, welcum tew cheezland! ai hazznt seen yew before! ai lukked on yer profyle an der is nuffin dare!!! ai haz teh curious kitteh syndrome an wunders wair yew is libin an iffn yew goes tew skool or has past dat stage…….. oh , an is yew a he or she…….. cuz ai always mess dat up!!!!
*snert*
Duz yew ebber dew Ess See Ay stuff, ERK?
Ai yoosed to do Ess See Ay, wif a lokkul groop dat poor-trayd 11th sen-too-ree Vikings! Ai moastly demonstreytud craftee-type stuff, liek hand-spinning wif a drop-spindle, and bay-sik weaving wif a 2-harnuss loom. Ai awl-sew got to praktuss cooking wif medieval ressupeez and teck-neeks. Ai wanted to get moar deep intew teh historee syde uv it, tho, sew Ai gotted in-blobbed wif a hiss-toree-kul sassiuhtee.
=^..^=
Duz you sew yur own costooms?
mai brother used tew do teh rainnesaunse fairs………(boy ai slottered dat wun)
Mai dotter used tu go tu dem…nebber knew she had dat much cleevage!!
Yep….ebbery…single…stitch! Hekk, Ai eben weeved teh trim foar 5 ub dem! Ai iz currently wurking on cawstoom number 11, and it’z takkin fur-ebber to sew awl ub teh beedz awn teh underskirt. Ai hadz 3 English pezzint cawstooms (Ai gibbed away 1 to a noo guild member), 2 Irish pezzint cawstooms, 2 English middul-clazz cawstooms (Ai gibbed 1 away to a frend), 1 berry detayled Nobulity cawstoom, 1 Viking cawstoom and 1 Greek cawstoom. Teh noo one will be anudder English middul-clazz. Bai teh way, diz duzzint kownt teh cawstooms Ai has maed fur mai Hubby…
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ohai erk, we needs tew gets ewe tew be bloo sew we can awl frend yew an share lols wif yew!!!
ERK, you du weevin tu? I knu sumone dat cud spindle thred from rabbit an kitteh hair, duz yu do that tu? Would be cool tu know how tu do that.
KK4, Ai duz spin lawng kitteh hair, but it must be at leest 3″ lawng to be abul to be spunded, and it usualee haz to be mixed wif a liddul bit of wool to werk reelly well. Duz yoo has a drop spindle? Dey is eezy to get on teh inturwebz, if yoo duzzint haz wun. Aifinks Ai herdz yoo wuz in teh San Diego arre-uh, ryte? If yoo iz, den mebbe we cheezmeetz fur cawfee sumewhere, and Ai kin teechez yoo to spin! Ai cudd eben teech yoo weevins awn teh inkle-loom. Doze iz awl-sew can be gotted awn teh inturwebz.
=^..^=
Makes him a jolly gud fellow….
Whisky tu ruff, champane cost tu much, vodka puts his mouth in geer!!
this little refrain should help me explain…………….as a matter of fact…………
**clapee hands** Bravo!!
THE George Jones?
yepper, the man himself
Ai still lub dat guy…twang and awl.
I never, it all my days thought I would hate George Jones, but he just had a new Nissan GT-R delivered.
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*grumbles jealously*
Jes sayin…Tammy never smiled much…
Shoor, SHD…iz ooh-pin bawr…haz sum home-mayd spysee rum, too…iz muuuush yummyer den Cappy Morgee!
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oh ishud hab nowd- renfair iz cheeze friends! hazah!
this little kitteh gonna get some revenge.
ceiling cat sez SHARE!
but basement kitteh on the other shoulder says nebbermind!
Basement cat pulls teh cheezburger awai at teh lass secund,
liek Charlee Brown’s futbawl.
Dis littlol kitteh sed nom, nom, nom awl deh whey home!
Luk at dose ice blu eyez!
Awwww….
SPLORT!
Wow. Yu has reallly broke sum rekerds, dere, fer circumfrance of splort. While we wait fer teh CCC, let me gets owt ma measurin taype…you mite be inna buk….
Oh, NOES!!
Rolls teh CC-RV to teh scene ub teh splort…scoops up braynez, washuz dem gently in fyne whiyte wyne…placez braynez back in hed…cubbers wif CHRG (w/doi), dukky-taypez wif nyce bloo taypse wif dansing kitteh pitchers onnit…wraps 3floofiekittehs in hand-woven cheezpeeps map blankie…gibs hawt chokkilytt…dere yew goez!
=^..^=
Why tank u, ERK adn CS!
Iz mai nawt-sekkund splort adn ai wuzzn’t shur wut wuz happenin.
But teh kitteh wit dose blu eyes jus got tu me b4 ai cud put on mai CHRG.
Althow habin mai braynez washed in fine whyte whine might be worth it all!
*Sits quietly adn luks at cheezmap blankie tu see where eberywun iz 2night*
Moast welcumm…Aifinks dat teh wyne werks bedder fer a Sadderday nyte splort recubberee…
=^..^=
Egg-salient notion fur a Caturdai! *Hic*
Mom always lieked u best.
And, teh sib-bling rivalry and ober compensayshun begins…
Smothers Brudders ref, FTW!
Hey, LCB!
I wanted to gib u meny props and cheezburgers for Sweetpea’s Birfdai song – butts, it wud neber post.
U r full ov win and awsum.
Nobuddy duz songs liek U!
Oh, I sawr them and I replied, too! When there is moar than 200 messages for a lol even replies to early messages are unseeable unless u click teh “Show All” link on teh page.
Speeking of songs, Tessm, GP and I is writing songs for teh Prevention of Rodent Anti-Nomming Awareness Benefit Consert coming up this Wednesday. U is good at teh song lyrics; if u wanna do a song, rite me at my name at gmail dot com and tells me whut song u is thinking of. I is teh musiclol directifier.
I swares to Ceiling Cat, mah comments waz nawt dere hours affer I posted.
*sigh*
Moobing on…I’ll put mah finking cap on and see iffs enny gud finking happens fur teh RA-NABC.
Some songs is alreddy spokened for. Check wif me offlist to make sure we doesn’t has twoplicates.
Yesh, Ai agrees toadally! Luved ghe production!
Then u will LUBS teh benefit concert! We has tons of celebrities lined up to preform.
Jellus kitteh wate for brudder to go to sleep, puts his paw in warm wadder….
But it’s his own paw he puts in teh warm wadders.
Kitteh wakes up kwiklee, makes bed up.
But, nawt second, draws a musstash on him to maek him luk like kitler.
Brudder kitteh dreams he’z at teh litterbocks and….
*wakez up startled!*
Why mai bed so wet?
Dat’s reely gettin up on teh rong side ov teh catbocks.
and yet some folks don’t understand Cain and Able.
Ai cain relate, but nawt able tu…
nawt got a brudder?
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(studiously ignoring the atrocious pun (which is an accolade in itself))
I has wun.
Teh onlee fings wii has in common are: wii bofe likes sushee, an wii has teh same parents.. Dat’s it.
Ai unnerstanz dat. Ai haz onlee wun brudder left alyve, but nawt mush ub annefing in cawmmun wif him, eider. Had onlee DNA in cawmun wif teh udder wun, so no loss, dere.
=^..^=
Wii fawt lyk kittehs an goggies growin up.
Wunse, him awlmoas gotted mi inna bak ov teh hed wif a krokay mallet. Him wudda tew, if mahm hadnt come outta teh bak doar, runnin an skreemin.
Geez…some brudder! Sometiemz, syblynggz jist SUKK! Mai mudder reelly didn’t care whut her preshus boiz or her stoopy huzzbin did, as lawng as it didn’t annoi HER! Good fing Ai lernded how to gib maiself furst ayde…and medee-cate-shuns for sikkness…and some mynurr surgikkul proseedyoors!
=^..^=
For some reason we had been fighting in the back yard. I was older so I had the size advantage. I tackled him and held him down. That’s when mom came out and separated us. You go there, you go there.
I went and sat on the swingset, and went off into my own little world.
The next thinng mom knew as she looked out the kitchen window, she saw my brother with the croquet mallet, sneaking up behind me. So she bolts out the back door, screaming “NNNOOOO!!” and stopped him before he got a whack in.
sowns lyk whut mai sister did tew me wen we was liddul – onlee it was a toi fryin’ pan. Doncha luv sibs?
ermf. >:( Ai finx WP is nommin mai commints. Duz ai haz an invizibubble?
*winks at ignored pun* Jes pikin an grinnin, in tribute to G.Jones, ub corse.
wees on hee-haw?**lukks rond for make-up guy**.
why not, a red-necks Laugh-In, stil loved the show. I miss Grampa describin’ what’s for supper. That man could make a statues tummy rumble.
I always liked the
ppbbllt and you were gone skits too.
Srry Dan I forgot to say hi hunnees. Howz yu been?
adding further data to my theory that we have sinus cavities due to Gods irritation about the whole “Apple incident”.
U still sick, Dan?
so it would seem, the headaches are getting vicious.
Yikes. Sorry to hear that.
Has it gotten cold there yet? (Does it even GET cold there?)
Think a good hard frost would help? It seems to usually help us up here.
I know I’ve been having some nasty ones lately too, but figured they were caused by the whole sleep-deprivation thing.
Plz to be taking care of yourself! We’d all be lost without you here!
{{{Dan}}}
Heers wats fur supper…Black eyed peas, gumbo, possum innards and sweet tater pie!!
ok wares we go? ai seein’ “comments won’t nest..” so nao wat? Las com ai gotz iz frum kk an her supper BTW-GAG on da possum innards.
But makes gud gravy!!
Wii almoast took wun owt tonite. Fuglee littlol fing wuz crawsin the rode.
do ya know how many possums are involved in the act of procreation?
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three minimum. two to “do-it” and the third to watch for oncoming traffic.
**heddesk**
Speaking of possums….how is George doing?
One of my favorite songs of his is , “Hotter than a $2 pistol”.
SPLAT!
*hed desk*
George will be taking the stage anymoment now.
Do you get to hear him from where you are?
yep, the stage and the scene shop share a wall.
Cool.
I just looked at the Nissan GT-R. That’s an EIGHTY THOUSAND dollar car!
Holee crap.
I’m planning to get a newer one next year, but that one isn’t in my price range. I do like the sides of it, how it has the indentations that the Mustanags do.
Yeah, I’m a car chick. I’ve been known to drool at older car shows, especially the old Corvettes….
Well, gudnite to u guys/gals! Ai have work that ai have been putting off- now needs attending tu! Looks liek anudder late night for me.
SHD, hope you enjoy the possum (even if you are technically at werk)!
Nite, 3FK!
*chokes a littul*
Gorge Jones?
*ack*
Sowry. I had a roommate at skool that played teh album wif Tammy … continouslee.
Still has a littul nauseous from that.
Thre u are! I wuz beginnin to has a wurree.
bizzy caturday.
saw teh nephews this aft, dinner and a movie tonite…
btw, highly recommend Wall-E if u hasn’t seen it yet!
I can’t tell you what movie I last saw in a theater. It’s been THAT long.
How old are your nephews? I bet you’re a great aunt!
Just turned 5 and 8.
Teh littul one is my fellow pirate junkie.
OOOoohhhhhh Leeza, last nights show would’ve been right up yer alley.
and rhsb I gotta bone to pick wit you.
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Tainted Love was on the fricken radio yesterday during my commute. and Now I Am Earwurmmed But Good.
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there may be a reckoning.
Really?
And by my alley u mean, the lane by teh Celtic Castle?
*grins*
Now Dan.
U were teh one that first spake teh ‘t-word’.
all five musicians wore Kilts, and for the last two numbers the five singers did as well.
Dan – why are you picking MY bone?
**tries not to say anything crude about Leeza’s alley**
but it was NAWT the ‘t-word’, it was a contraction of three words. Y’all took the ball (just let that one slide right on by) and ran with it.
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I was innocent, well as innocent as I get.
A bone gettin picked with me, a ball slidin by, Dan not bein very innocent….
Scuse me foar a minnit. I need to go outside for a while wifowt a coat on.
Maybe. And I never wudda sed anything myself.
But when they started teh talk about a Taint Fair… well… I got teh feeling they were planning a ICHC event… I was afraid teh next thing we knew, there wud be a bit annownsemint about teh Taint Fair on ICHC……
Dekorum, I has it. Sometimes.
laydeeeeeeeeez wut haz been goin on!!
I’ll let y’all explain THIS one.
so far down teh gutter luks laik up tew me!!
*innosent luk*
*finks of kiltic singers in their celts*
Ohai, jamama!
What do you mean, “wut haz been goin on”? I just came in from bein outside for a little while….to….uh…..go make sure my car was still there! Yeah, that’s it!
Dan, was it the Soft Cell version? Did you know it’s a remake? I found a 1960’s version on you-tube!
yesssss, Soft Cell.
load out is soon, it shouldn’t take long.
Dan, I asked you a question at 3:59 cheez-time. DId you see it?
Plees nawt tell meh dat George Jones sang tainted luv…Ai can heer it it mai head rite now!! Nawt good!
ROFLMAO!
oooHHhhh KK u just made my hed implode.
Reverse splort!!
*trolps*
BWAAAHHAAAA
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*weak from laughter* Ahm sooo glad I sat down before I refreshed the page
Ai behave nd nawt sey dat luks like trollup!! *Scampers tu NB before leeza-b catches me*
So Dan, what’s a load-out?
rhsb, it is where we take-down, pack-up, and load the show into trucks.
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and so it begins.
go ahed Dan… laff at my pain.
*tries to think of teh kiltic celters again*
You gots a thing for guies in skirts, Leeza?
I doubt Elton and Billy will come to my venue, our max seated is 6,333-ish. They’ll prolly go to the American Airlines Center.
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shows over, back later.
I always think of Jackson Brown’s ‘Stay’ wehn the load out starts…
*hums tainted luv wif steel gitars in background*
jus a liddel bit longer
ohai jamamamama!!
I fink this will bee teh 194th commint.
Shud we go back in time to teh last pic?
**goes and looks at AA Center** Dang! That place is HYOOJ!
Some times I feel I’ve got to
**boom boom**
Run away, I’ve got to
**boom boom**
Get away from the pain you drive into the heart of me…
yesh plz yew noes how 200 commints makes me crazeeeee!!
u iz not alone!!!
*runs from thred before it borks in 2…1…*
**Sings tu C.rose** Ware oh ware, are yu tonite? Why did yu leeb me heer awl alone…
ai serched teh whirld ober an ai thot ai found troooo lurve…………………..
Yuuu met anudder and pfft yu waz gone…
Yay JK yu heer tu!! **Gives big hugs tu both JK an KK4**
I searched the world over and thot I found true love.
U met another and pbbffft U was gone.
**Sigh** Storee ov my life.
Ai lukked da world ober an thwat ai’d foun true lub, but yu foun anutter an ppbbtz yu wus gon!! Hiya kk4!! {{}} wat happin?
Jes sittin in da cornfield, watchin mai compooter bork me off da site ebbrytime ai makes a commint, how yu?
*groans*
Ohai, BDM!
Are u studyin tunite? Ai am sposed tu be writtin a paper but ai decided tu play here instead. Mai procatstinashun- let me show u it!
Ohai 3floofekittehs!
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Yes, ai supposed to beh ritin papers; went tew see frens IRL cuz AI DONOT WANT! But ai will be gud and rite mah next paper tewmorrow, and upload eet tew mah professor… an den werk awn da mafs hoemwerk.
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Mah “simons cat” tshirt arribed tewday an ai haz a happi about dat!
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Fur nao, doe, ai haz a sleepee, an goin tew bed.
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Gud luk wif yer papers! Will tri tew cash up wif yew sewn!
Ohai, guies.
Happy Caturday.
ohai, rhsb!
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hao beh yew tewnite?
I could be better.
Hao bowt u?
Sowry tew hear not so grate akshually.
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Studyin wai tew mush, sew ai went to bizit sum IRL frenz tew get way frum pewter.
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Hoep tewmorrow is better fur yew, rhsb. Ai hoeps ur “feral” kitteh girl turns up otay an ‘dopted bah sum1 in her lass dais.
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(((rhsb)))
Oops! Ai has a korm fuzed. Da feral kitteh ai was wishin gud fings fur was awn LCB’s paj; sorry to haz a stoopy!
Happi tail Caturdai to u, rhsb!
Hope yur weekend iz grate!
Fanks, 3FK.
I get about 14 hours of half-way decent sleep last nite. It was really nice to be able to get to sleep before midnite and nawt toss an turn awl nite.
Sleep….ai remember that. Wuldn’t mind habbin sum mai self!
It’s been WEEKS since I’d gotten some decent sleep.
I finally had to call Dr TinyCat for some medicinal assistance.
oh rhsb, ai maded yew a lol an wp eetid it……… sew iffn yew cud cut n paste yew can sees it
mine.icanhascheezburger.com/view.aspx?ciid=2670319
Aw fanks, jamama! Liddlol kitteh iz adorabul!
U is teh sweet!
ohai 3FK, welcum tew cheezland! ai hazznt seen yew before! ai lukked on yer profyle an der is nuffin dare!!! ai haz teh curious kitteh syndrome an wunders wair yew is libin an iffn yew goes tew skool or has past dat stage…….. oh , an is yew a he or she…….. cuz ai always mess dat up!!!!
Oh hai JK!
Ai haz been arownd fur about 10 months or a little less. But my visits tu ICHC wuz interrupted IRL ober teh summer. So ai becam a late night lurker. Just noa gettin back to teh commentz!
Ai am livin in George-ya. Notice mai suthern drawl!!! Ai haz a strawng wun!
Ai am currently in skool, werkin on a 2nd career (crazy notion to try that when ai am nearin *whispurrs* 40). Hoping to be a v-e-t (but don’t tell teh kittehs!).
Currently a people nurse. Ai am very gud with the bandaids and the CPR.
Thats bowt it fur mai profile! Tanks fur asking bout me!
Oh hai, 3fk, wat specialty duz you wurk in?
hmmmmmmph, jamakitty pouts inna corner……. *sob, ai is bein ignored*
No! Nawt bein ignored!
Iz onlee aifink ai haz been wurdprsd!
Computter iz reely actin up 2nite
{{{{JK}}}}
oh gud, ai thot ai maded yew feel like ai had teh nose prololm
now ai haz a sad agin………..
cuz mai felines is hurted
no wai, jamamambamakittee!!
Oh hai, JK, dint see yu earlyer, ai fergets tu ask if yu plays bingo!!
Diz so fery funy!
So Dan, are you going to love us and leave us again tonite, or can you stay around this time?
there is the set change, then strike, but both should be relatively short.
Cool.
Oh, can you direct me to the camel story? Still being fairly new to the Cheezland Nightlife, I’ve missed most of your storie.
D’oh!
Should read “stories”!
Also, I think you and cweenmj should write books. You both have a talent for writing.
well, mebbe it’ll show up in a little bit. I put the link in.
Thanks.
shd, dint yew remember teh lolpik? if seh dus teh lolpik serch seh cud find it? wuz it teh goats inna tree or sumfin?
I started keeping a file of story locations.
oh well, July 17, Dude that spider was huge.
Thanks, I’ll go look….
good luck……… ai bets yew can find it!!! an after awl dis prolly will wunder wut wuz dat all about??? lol
OMCC! U got bited by a camlol?
Dat nawt nise.
Wanna me to go give hur a good tawlkin tew? NOBODEE hurts owr Dan!
gimme a minute and I’ll dig up the link so you can see the “girls”.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2hDro-BqYFg
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herein are the girls, Missy and Amber, many of my co-workers, but not me.
Wow. Good video. Great pics.
There’s STILL no way I could do that! I get dizzy on escalators!
So, why aren’t you in there?
Awww….teh nies bloo eyez, teh ackspresshun, and teh tung…..
is sew kyoot, mah hed culd aspl–
*SLORT*
-ode….
Oh my, DK! U sure are doing that alot lately!
**skoops up braynes, rinses in speshul brane-warshin watur**
**PLOPS bak inna hed**
**CHRG bak awn, Ducky taep awl arown**
**wraps in soft blankee**
**offers hawt choklit an cholkit truffles**
Okay now, rest heer an nawt to luuk at ennyfing kyoot foar a while.
U wanna see sumfin nawt sew kyoot? Clicky awn mai bloo naem an luuk at teh nawt-seckund wun in mai Pikshors.
Dat’ll kure ya!
stop it….right now.
there’s no need, trust me on this one.
If you could see what I see regularly at work, you would not complain at all. In fact you would feel quite good about yourself.
Aw, fanks Dan.
So what do you have to see regularly at work?
**rhsb, whose been trying to figger owt hao to lose about elebenty-hunnert pownz b4 teh cheezmeet nexst yeer**
yew noe, rhsb, ai nebber let ennywun talk abowt mai frenz dat way – eben demselves!
{{{{{rhsb}}}}}
Fanks, brightspot.
rhsb, aifinks u adn me in teh same boat! We can loose weight tugether- iz always eazier with support ob cheezfriendz!!!
{{{{rhsb}}}}
BTW, what and when iz teh cheezmeet next year? Ai haz been reading bowt cheezmeetz in Lundun and San Fransisco and Skeattle – adn ai wuz thinking that wud be fun!
Date and time haven’t been finalized yet, but Indianapolis, Cincinnati and Louisville have been tossed around. Probably in the Spring or so.
I did clean off the treadmill today. It’s in the basement and got drywall dust and CC-knows-what on it when dad put the rooms in.
So, I took a bucket of soapy water and some rags and scrubbed it good.
Now all I need to do is put a little cd player down there and get going! Oh, and I could always re-air my pilates ball, too.
Mai treadmills in teh basement tu. Itz got dust and laundry and storage boxes on it! Well worth the buying investment, I’d say! Ha!
Hmmm….nawt /too/ bad, altho ai agreez dat eet nawt eckzactlee kyoot…
Whut? anudder wun?
Drives teh CCC-RV to teh scene ub anudder splort…scoops up braynez, washuz dem gently in guud beer…placez braynez back in hed…cubbers wif CHRG (w/doi), dukky-taypez wif nyce red taype wif Imperial Siameez kitteh pitchers onnit…wraps Droconic Kitteh in hand-woven cheezpeeps map blankie…gibs hawt chokkilytt…dere yew goez!
=^..^=
Stoopy mee…typez too slow…
ERK – I hopes DK nawt ded.
oh ai don finkso
sorre ai wuz nawt heer, ai had tew eet, den mah laptop went awl stoppy whyle ai wuz maykin eet luk purdy, but eet iz fixed nao….
DK!!!! Ur alive!
I was afraid my splort recovery attempt didn’t take.
noep…ai wuz buzee cux…cuz….cus……….changin mah compyooter so dat eet luked beree gud…
I want a laptop, but unfortunately, is not in the budget as of right now.
So, what did you have for dinner?
dis wuz a laptop dat mah parentz gave meh foar a gift….eet yuzed tew run Windooez Vista, but ai gotted lawtz ob BSOD’s, sew nao ai run Ubuntu….but ai maed eet luk lied Mac OS X……
ai nommed awn sum laz-awng-nya. twas gud…..
nomonomnomnom!
Sownz nommy. I had Cracker Barrel.
Wii has mooved to the previous lol, due to hittin 200 comments here. Plz to join us!
**wonders where her partner in crime is tonight**
So, who is going to go see Elton John and Billy Joel this time around?
Ai luv those two! Are they purrforming together? What, where, when?
They recently announced that they’re going to tour again starting in Spring.
I saw them in Hartford CD in 2002 and they were AWESUM! I want to go again this time, but doubt they’d get very close to here. I’m probably looking at a road trip.
Dan, do you think they’d play where you are? I could fly to TX.
You know, it’s really sad. There is a 23,000-seat arena here (Rupp Arena) and the good acts still don’t come here. Don’t know why either. I heard that it used to happen, back in the 70’s, but not anymore.
Now, to see the big touring acts, we have to go to at least Louisville or Cincy.
HOO mite u be referring to??
Teh owl on here?
brudders be so seffish suntymz
Somebuddy give that poor kitteh a cheezburger!
It’s nawt fair!
Careful, bebeh kitteh. Lip-smacking tastiness goes straight to your thighs.
por kitteh…