I think I laid an egg . .
I think I laid an egg . .
at least it wuznt dis big egg.
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Fooooooooreeeeeeeee!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!111
congrats ss and anni! ai wuz laffin at teh spressun on his fayce an cuddn fink ob anyfing to say!
ohai smileycat! sumhow, de spresshun awn hiz fayss felted berri berri famillyeer….
Yep, him duz luk az iffn him iz berry sir prized!
ai suspekt itz egg sackly how ai wud luk iffin ai layd an egg !
Yes, I lurves that stunned expresshun kittehs does. Reminds me of this lol, one of my faves:
http://www.icanhascheezburger.com/2007/09/01/what-u-mean-i-has-wurmz
Does u guise see teh comment I putted that has a link innit? I sees it but my name is not under Who Be Talkin’
its invizibul to me
Well, phooey.
BTW, u is sure u has ur eyes open? Just want to make sure.
I hopes they fix this soon — some of teh songs for teh concert on Wednesday will has links in them so peeps can sing along.
WP did dat 2 me wuns – Ai cud see mai posts, but nowunels cud an mai naem wuzn’t awn teh Who be talkin list – It sorted owt in a fyoo owerz, but teh missin posts didn’t sho.
yes, boff eyes ar open. an wun is watchin yu an wun is watchin mai shiny fings.
that must make for one hum-dinger of a headache.
ohai dan! is taht wutz cawzin it?
ai fot it wuz brayne freeze caws its sooo cold.
I am well acquainted with irregular vision induced headaches in addition to the sinus and stress driven regulars.
Iz Latin nayme fur hedake caws by stoopy boss? I nawt has, butt menny frenz (includin GP) has.
Not awn dis fred
It was on this trhed. It was link to a lol wif teh same sorta “stunned” expresshun that is one of my fave kitteh faces they make.
Click my name and see teh pic.
Wowzer, dats a prollem an a haff!
An onna tortie, too – tehy has teh grate face fur stunned. Camo face maeks big rownd eyz luk eben bigger.
Yu’s been WerdPressd!
But I think I finded a workaround. Not a conveenyent one, tho.
wud ennywun lyke to snorgle mai new foster bunneh (she’s onlee 10 weeks old) wyle ai vakyoom an cleen her lidddur boks? her nayme is Pippin.
Sumhow, I redded ur post as “she can vakyoom an cleen her lidddur boks”! DO WANT!!!!
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Den I re-redded it. Rats.
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But I snorgle foster bunneh iffn she duzn’t kik to hard. Bunnehs full ov persin…persni…karicktur an win, ifinkso!
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An nawt rodints evvur – bunnehs iz lagomorphs.
dats right! ai corekt peepuls awl teh tyme!
she duzzent cleen an vacyoom herself, but she is egg salad at using her liddur boks.
she’s teh sweet an sits in mai lap an lubs to be petted. she’ll prolly sit in yur lap teh whole tyme i’m cleenin… if yu want to bunneh sit.
I bunneh sit! I bunneh sit! Pik me! Pik me!
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I gibs her noms, too – she can has AWL mai carrits!
ok! wait a minint… gotta put on mai CHRGw/doi and pink ducky taype.
*goes down stares*
*scoops up liddul bunneh*
*can feel splort preshur bildin* gud fing ai got mai protektiv hed geer.
*kisses baby bunneh nose*
*carefully carries Pippin upstares*
*climes thru innertube and hands bunneh to 2minions*
now she won’t be skared by teh vacyoom cleenur.
BRB
Fang queue, SC!
*carefully holds Pippin*
*cudlols soft bunneh*
*rubs nose on soft bunneh nose*
*relizes I duzn’t has CHRG*
UH-OH!!!
*finks berri berri hard aobut ekomony*
Wen u gets bak, SC, hao u getz foster bunneh? An u can has kittehs, too?
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I has a scared to foster kittoons becus teh Minions of BC taht r00lz me do not want. Butt mebbe tehy wud liek foster bunneh better tehn foster kitteh?
ok 2m. ai’m bak.
wuz Pippin a gud liddul gurl?
oops. mai commint fell to teh boddum…
ohai! ther ai am!
ai has 4 kittehs an 2 bunnehs ob mai own an dis teh nawt sekkund tyme evvur dat ai has a foster bunneh.
Pippin a berry berry gud girl – sat on my lap an tried to chew teh mouse cord. (Dat gud for bunneh, rite? Ok, I noes beddur – I tuk awai frum her!)
Ur kittehs an bunnehs has a happitayl tiem togedder?
Ifinkso teh Minions ov BC wud find bunneh stim…sem…eggsitin cumpany, but I has to werk @ offis. Duzn’t want to cum bak hoem to seen of bunneh-kik carnige!
teh kittehs rule upstares and teh bunnehs rule downstares. kitteh in bunneh terriroree muss remayne onna furnichur oar window sill.
Pippin is berry tiny compared to everybuddy else so ai don’t leev her out ob her condo unless ai’m heer to supe… svurp… watch.
fankyu berry mush fur taykin care ob herr whyle ai cleened!!
*hands 2m playte of homayde cookies and presint wrappt in shiny paypur wif a beeg bow onna tawp*
ai hopes yu lyke it!
Ooo! Ooo! A presint!
*madly russles paper an gets finger stuck in bow*
*Little Minion grabs end of ribbin an pulls*
*Big Minion looks suspishus*
Wut’s inna presint???!!!!
aifink its whatebber yu want it tu be!
Iz ICHC buk!!! Fang queue, fang queue, smileycat!!!! Wanted for lawng tiem!!! I bunneh-sit weneber u needs me tu!!!
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I has to run nao – fangs for fun tiem wif bunneh. Nity nite.
Iz dere naow.
I has a feeory aobut WeirdPress dis week. Ebberywun @ werk keeps lukkin @ nooz (I duzn’t knoe y, iz awl bad).
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Duz WeirdPress has own serbers, or iz tehy hosted on teh Yahoo serber farm? Cuz ifn ebberybuddy lukkiin @ plen nooz on Yahoo serbers, WP is slow, an so is ICHC.
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Dat my feeory, wich iz mine, an nawt aobut brontosaurus.
Monty Python/Miss Anne Elk ref, FTW!
Hey, sum peeps borrows shiny fings, sum borrows werds…
And sum peeps got eggstreamly eggsellent levels of cultural literacy.
Berry berry troo!
Fine cat burglar tradishun ov taste, style, an art history majors. Art history, u asks? Butt ov corse – hao else teh catburgler knoe wuts to steel?
An fink ov all teh eggsalad cat burglars in moovies – espeshly Peter O’Toole an Cary Grant. Culture is stork in trayed!
and ai borrowz teh luk ob mac foar my compyooter…
But ai nawt a chikkin
Ai has a hoel in wun!
Den mend it!
I cant beleeve i broked teh weendow. Momz gunna kill meh!
Mai mom wuz hit by golf ball in her yard last yeer! Howse is by golf corse, but teh ball sposed to tee off awai frum howse.
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Mom sed “glad tehy didnot brake windo.” Dad sed “tehy beddur be glad tehy didnot brake you!”
Nd haow wud a gud boi kitteh liek me be laing da eggzez?
Well, itz like diz … a mamah kitteh and a daddah kitteh who lubs wun annover berry much gitz sirtain urges …
I goez too teh NB now …
His faaaaaaace.
Dis luk zactly liek mai cat, aww.
I useded to knoe a cat Rufus hoo lukked liek dis, too. Alwais a littlol confoosed…
And teh M on his furhead make hims look frowny, liek “… wut?”
ai reeds sumwhare taht tabbee kittehs wif teh M on tehr furhead meens taht Allah petted tehm!!
I dunno, I tinks mai kitteh more liek touched by da cray-zee dan Allah.
Intwesting! I not know dat.
dats 1 fowl ting to sei… catz arnd chikenz.
Wuts moar…mai egg makin fing in frunt, nawt back.
Beeleeb meh, ai’m az surprized az yew awr.
ohh, tahtsa gud poynt!
Horton hatches teh egg … teh sequel!
*snerk*
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inadequate, ifinkso.
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LOL for commint!!!!! Buk I DO WANT to redd!
Duz ai heer a whoo?
dunno, ya up to date on yer meds?
**dials pharmacy madlee** soon….
cool……………..share pls.
Ai ment whut ai sed, an’ ai sed whut ai ment…a kitteh iz fyf-ful wun huunert…oooohh, a shinee fing ober bai the wynddow…*getz up and runz from ruum*
=^..^=
*BIG Snerk!!!*
Ai repost inbitashun frum prebyus thred heer, kthxsry.
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Hm, lettuce trai this way, since WP seems tu haz appetite fur links…
Okay, ai spoze iz just berry kwiet… aftur awl, iz Caturday nite, an sum peeps duz having a fing ai herd uv cawled a “lief”.
If ennywun iz abul tu see this, an iz habing trubble posting, an iz wanting sumwun tu talk tu… come find me. Ai haz flash-based chatroom awn mai website, an frenz welcome to join me there. Go heer (plz tu copy an paste): prysmatic.com/chat/help.html
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Cheez an Tofu, plz tu nawt fink ai trying tu take peeps frum heer (ya, lyk that gunna happin?!?!), iz just zasperating when cannawt talk. Kthxbai.
Tiger woods caddy, jes a littlol under paid for tiem away frum famblee.
My dad would have quipped, “Oh! Look at the orange Marma laid!”
*SNERK*
*heddesk*
OWWW!!
Dah ball… I haz it dat meens you cant have it
DO NOT TAKE IT!!!!!!!!!!!!
This cat looks identical to my kitty, only skinnier xD
dat maust hab hurted!
Soooo… anyone still here?
I is getting sleeepeeee… will has to hit teh hay if everyone’s gone…
I’m here! Just got here.
noessssssssssss@@@ stay jus a liddel bit longer
*snerk*
wate… I think I gave myself a eerwurm!!
Dats bedder den da last one, Jackson Brown nawt so bad, aifinks.
hey you two……..prysma kitteh has a chat room an we wuz tryin tew gets yew to join us… cweenie, kk4l, pk n moi!! ai will puts a link on mai profyle in teh websites sew yew can do a quik register an join? den wen fings gets slow here we can haz a lil chat
oh well we had fun innywai
I’ll look into it! Thanks, Jamama!
ai suppozed dat I’z nawt inbited…
Mebbe iz girlies onlee.
probablee…
I saw that!
I don’t seem to has a problem wif WP anymore, as long as I don’t use emoticons or put in linkies.
But she has a lot of bells and wissles on that site!
I just logged on, but I finkso I will stay here for tonite.
Baby baby
Where did our love go
Oh, don’t you need me
Don’t ya love me no more…
Now I has eerwurm!
Hmm…wunner what kind of dreems one has when this eerwurm is in play?
whut, axactlee, iz teh eerwurm?
Regarding this LOL: Floor is nawt budder – iz parquet!
**ducks**
*crowns rhsb*
*goose*
**claps floofy paws**
Frenz, I’m going to bed.
Hope everyone has a good night and a good tomorrow. If I don’t drop in tomorrow, I’ll see y’all on Mundane Munday!
**yawns, stretches and tries to go through the house and up the stairs in the dark without running into anything**
gud nite sweetie!
I mite be behind u shortlee.
aayyyeeemmmm, bbAAAAaaaack
that’sssssss almost scary Dan!
don’t make me think of Poultry geist!
*shivers*
sorry, believe it or not, haven’t seen that movie, at least not all of it, either.
oh that movie scared teh P out of me when it came out!
prolly not as impressive now, but at teh time, the special effects.. looked so REAL!
I gets scared of teh ghostie movies.
sew, know any ghost stories Dan?
Surely in NC, u worked in a haunted theater or 2…
um, I meant, NY
only worked in two theatres in NYC. most of my work was commercial meetings.
although I have a good one from college.
do tell!
Where’d u go to school?
Louisiana Tech University. Theatre (quell suprize).
we were doing hang and focus (taking the lighting plot (read: design) and putting the lighting instruments in the appropriate positions, hanging them, then focusing the lights where they needed to go. This is usually a long, drawn-out affair.
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the University Theatre backstage was the Stage Right Wing of Howard Auditorium. The lighting meat-rack was on Stage Left of Howard, and it was dark dark dark.
There was an issue about he dimmers for Howard, even with the lighting board unplugged, a cyc-light upstage right would come on for no apparent reason. We called it Vera, named after a benefactor of the theatre program there. As I had to go to the meat racks for another instrument to replace a defective unit, doin’ it in the dark dark dark stage wasn’t my idea of fun.
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About half-way across the stage (not to say the stage was large, but I had to stop twice and grease the axles) the cyc-light came on. Giving me enough light to see what I needed to grab. On my way back to the Theatre we were working in I passed through the pool of light cast. As I did so I said “thank’s Vera”, and as I exited the pool of light…………it went out.
*gets a shiver*
Iz this in N’awleans?
and did u run teh rest of teh way?
I wudda!!!
nope, Ruston LA. just about the middle of the state on I-20
nah, no reason for fear, Vera was helpin’ me out. and I was grateful.
Hopefully we all have a guardian angel watchin out for us.
Well itz almost 2 am here… and I can hardlee keep my eyez open.
So I think I’ll hop in wif teh kittehs.
Fanks for teh storee Dan.
Hope u feel better soon!
yeh, mah headache is on of it’s more vicious swings, I’m gonna go home and trank to the hairline.
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see yez.
sorreee dan,
fanks Q for teh storee! ai lubs ghostee storees!
“Poultry-Geist”…pictures ebil chikkin ghosteez rizin out ub teh deep-fryer and cawzin ebil habbock at teh KFC…
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buck-AAWWWK, dun-dun-dunnnn
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FEATHERS OF DOOM
“Stooooopyyyyy hyyyoooommmiiiinnnss…weeee wiiiillllll PLLLUUUUUUCK youuuuuzzz AAALLLLLLLL!!!”
=^..^=
I can see a version of the farside comic with the chicken carrying off a baby.
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*snerk*
Yep…and then they cover it with feathers, raise it as one of their own. Then, one day, the kid comes home to the coop, only to find that the farmer has sold the whole lot of them to the local chicken and waffle house. The kid flips out, becomes a mercenary and goes all “Rooster Rambo” on the town. I’m picturing a scene where the owner of the waffle huose gets locked in the kitchen, the lights go out, and he falls into a large pan of flour…stumbles into an egg wash, then is attacked, rolled in breadcrumbs and thrown into a hot-tub sized fryer…
=^..^=
oh yeah. I can’t come up with fiction like this. Just as well, I have enough weirdness that occurs naturally.
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annyhoo, headache gettin’ fierce…….again. goin’ home and gettin’ unconscious.
laters.
‘Niters, SHD….hope ya feelz better soon…
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has a gud, warm nite full ob kyoot floofeh dreems!
okaiz…ai goez tew bed nao……
g’nite awl ob ya’ll!
Oh noe… the golf chickin is loose again!
I think someone stole my cat. and this is him.
That Not A Egg That A Golf Ball!
LOLZ
NVM