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u cute….. but steppinz on me will git u nudered.. get it?
iz ok. i awlredee went 2 da vet nd gotz nootered.
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Get off uv me!
koncatzjulajshunz!
FangQ. Aer u nyoo heer? Ai doan’t fink Ai haz seed ur naem b4. Iffn u aer nyoo, walkum 2 dis happi plaes! (waal, u aer walkum watebber!)
ay nevar writed in heer bud been hooge fan oph da lolkitteys phor evar!
be da moos walkum Rub0rn, dis iz berry berry fwiendly plais to be.
o hai Rub0rn, wellkumz froam mee2! iz allso n00b, startid chattering las week afta lurking wif hyooooooooodg admi.. amid.. o-wow!z foar elebenty monthz. b grate fun hear, cheepzpeepz r lubbly. {{{{{cheezpeepz}}}}}
*pownses soprano_smurf fur a zoom-bai hug*
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*peaks arownd cornerz adn spys Rub0m adn soprano_smurf*
Ohai gnu cheezpeepz!! Welkom tew teh bestest playce inna yewniberse. U speek teh lang…langa…ur typw…tipeeeri…ur LOLspeak iz teh gud!
*extenz floofy paw fer teh shakin*
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Goosey
yes welcome Rub0m… come join the fun
Ohai an welkomings, Rub0rn! Iz a wunnermus frenlee playce, an iz much moar fun tu joyn teh sillehness tahn tu be lurking.
ai greez wif p-k!
ai ownleez been tawkin for a while, but teh cheezpeeps r teh bestests!!
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mugglemary, ai keeps missing yu… a whyle back yu had a majur pleh frum a stoopy dentist, unless mai memree runned awf awn me again tu playing wif mai kittehs. Yu be otay nao? Yu hedbatted teh dentist?
ooooo, yur memree iz good, pk! ai jus had anobber appointment wif a real dentist, an fouwnd ouwt furst dentist was truly “practissing”, becaws root kanal iz awl rong. She drilled crooked, nawt along root, an pakking material is coming out of the top of teh toof, by my gumms!!
yes tehr will be lawyer types involved, berry soon! “dentist” will soon be thrown awn bakk an bakk-legg kikked until she don no wich end iz up!!
an teh worse part iz: i haffs to have toof done again!
PLEH!!!
mugglemary, wii beh nayboors! Gud luk wif da law suit… ai haz a gud dentist tew, if yew need sekond opinion. Ai wall inbite you tew beh mah cheezfren…
ohai BDm! finally anubber minnestnowtan!! fangs kew fur teh dentist offer, teh wun ai wents tew last week wuz lubbley!
ACK! Ai nawt knowing hao tu tell yu hao sowree ai iz fur yu an hao much ai want taht so-called “dentist” tu get what she deservs (altho she wont… she deserbs tu hav bad root canal dun tu HER). Ai send teh liger-syz purr-hugs! {{{{{{{{{{mugglemary}}}}}}}}}}
fangz Q, p-k! ai fink teh “dentist” needs ME to perform root kanal on her, aifinkso, as I shirley cud dew as good a job on her that she did on me!
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Ohai Rub0rn –
Dee otters saiz truly. Welcum to Cheezland, wear deh peeples iz berry, beryry nise to ebberywon excepting deh trolls. Is only liddul nise to trols, in case dey can be purr-sueded to give up der trollishniss and be moar hapii peeples.
an wii haz a troll road nao, an wii charjez elebenty monies… but nawt fur pret… pra… fake trolls whenz wii beh funneh wif troll mask lefted awn da troll road.
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Welkum tew da mostest fun awn da innertubez, Rub0rn!
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Ebreebodee hear beh da WIN!
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i can haz goggiez foar brekfiz naow naow!
Goggiez fur brekkist, DO NOT WANT.
I can haz oht-meel wid maypole shugger plz?
And tee, URL gray, hot. kthx.
URL Gratelee Tee aawn itz waaay!
otemele wif de mayplee shugger two.
iz meandeded goggiez 4 brekfis in meta.. messti.. nawt littrilleh — eeeew!
Tanks for tee, SS. I iz reddy fur refilling ub cuppa.
Ai nose abowt deh metalfours. But iz funnee to taek peeps litter-alley.
Mai austistic sens ub hoomur, ai showz it too yoo.
R yu mai mummeh?
Mornin Ambercat. Haow u dis chillee morn? Ai haz 2 faes teh isee blast an go shoppin fur fud!
AI hads to go owt tu – needed gnu wyper blaed for teh windy screen wypers; cudnt see wher Ai wus goin yestermadai! Scaery!
An it is Eye-See cold todai! Ai had 2 lawng-sleefs tawps, a huddy and a BIG fleecey awn! An scarfanglubs! We can has sno?
U can haz all mai driveway sno, all winterz worth. Very kind ov u to ofr.
Ai need windyskreen wyperz fur mai specs! Wem it ranez, ai can’t see ware Ai aer goin!
no, but i is ur wurst nytemaer if u keepz standin on me
SNOOOORT!
o hai an congregashunz awn yore nautsekkung annipuss! *bringz biiiiig bunch ov sunflooorz an cuppah steemingly hawt Url Grey… putz awn musikkiez foar dansdansdans*
FangQ S_S Ai lubUrl Grey tee, but I will haz 2 juss watsh teh dansis – I herted mai nee a liddul yesserday wen Ai fell doun boom onna bus!
o ow o ow o ow! pooerrrrr Annipuss! ai haz bandidg freshleh wosheded form last wiiik wehn ai nokkeded da sh*.. out ov mai toe.. pointy enz wood ov bn useful aifinkzez… heer b bandidg, wif RneeCar Ointmintz an a eezee chare foar watchetting danses! *busselbusselfussfussfuss skwidgy skwoogy iontmintz wrappitywrappity nee settlez annipuss den brings Tee an heeling kittehz*
dem bussees can be so aggwessive sumtaimes!
Thx, It iz nawt 2 bad – Ai manajd 2 walk teh mile 2 teh shop wivowt goin “ow” It ownlee rimynedz me wen Ai trie to stan up oar sit doun – Iz Ok wen ai aer standin, walkin aor sittin.
Owee owee! Annipuss’ nee, yu get bedder wif a kwikness, unnerstand??? {{{{{annipuss}}}}}
ai nos, annipuss, teh knight bus makes such sharp turns, dunnit?
*kiss an feel bedder kiss*
I can haz a soft…pwz?
Is that an Australian sheep dog?
Aor mebbe teh Borderer Cat Herder? Iz kute.
Ai wud Nvite cute widdle goggie to libs here, but haz orng kitteh with teh Big Grouchi, an teh Wait to Put Behind It!
Waddisit wid teh orng kittehs?? Mah 13 y.o. one is Grouchi Gurl most ub da tiem…she’s da Peppa in mah screen nayme. Lubly to me, but turrible anti-soshul to eberyboddy else! She trys to byte my 2-legged kids elebenty tiems a day…and dey’s big kids, no tayle or eer pullinz from dem. But I lubz her berry much, she’s Mama’s bebeh-gurl…
Doo joo see teh lynes on meh? Joo haz krost tehm!
” Won step obber de line, sweet CC…”
hee hee, glad 2 see ai amma nawt de onlee wun who members dat sawng! naow ai haz a eerwurm!!
*sings sawftly 2 seff* ♫ sittin downtown inna railway stashun…♫
Ohai BF473 -
‘Erewurmz, we shaers dem wid ebberybuddy!
Happii Caturday two yoo.
Yep, fanks fur da earwurmz…now I goes 2 play pianner at da church and be tryin nawt to play dat song!
Kitteh teech goggie whu teh boss nao, befoar goggie gets big enuff tu get enny ideeas. Erlee puppihood ejumakashun.
*yawn* Gud moarning, oar whateber, ebrywun. *tuck blankkit ober lap an sipsips teh hawt tee*
Good moaning PK! How yu r tuday?
A bit cold, moar than a bit sleepee still, but gud! Hao yu be?
O, ai is berry tyred aftur a dayz teechin. Lukkin forward tu a kwiet nite at hoam, ifn mai Tammy-kitteh allows it!
Playing wif kittehs be fun n haz lols, but iz hard when yu haz a tired. Ai hopes she desyds tu be snorglee insted uv silleh fur yu! {{{AfriCat}}}
Fankees! {{{prysma-kitteh}}} Yu can has a naice day, k? O, an ai hoap yur bf has a helfy pain free day too.
Floofy oranj kitteh! Poyzon tew goggiez dat steps awn him!
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Conga ratz, annipuss, awn ur nawt second!
Thx, BD_m!
Lissen heer buster, u haz til 5 tew git awf meh. 1…2…5!!!
but u fergets teh 3 n 4
Yu mebbe missed teh joke, aifinkso.
Elebenty is da nummer to beh farfarfaraway bai!…
kitteh giv teh dawg a warnin !
Dog iz like ktnxbai ! *runnin awaay*
Three, sir!
Holy Grail ref FTW!!
omg i used 2 have dog just like that
thats freaking HILARIOUS
What breed of dog is that? I want one!
Nevermind– I think it may be an English Shepherd puppy.
Or a Toy Aussie Shepherd! lol.