Comments on: u shure do coms up wit weird wayz

By: Justin

Justin — Mon, 01 Dec 2008 23:29:23 +0000

itz teh Cat Genie!

By: Gillian

Gillian — Fri, 28 Nov 2008 14:23:05 +0000

Cat Genie is teh fail.

I sent mine back after it broke for the third time during the trial period.

By: Connie

Connie — Mon, 24 Nov 2008 15:50:16 +0000

Ok, if it happins again I’ll try it. FANKS

Sorry about ur kitteh, I can unnerstand why you would respond dat way den. Dose aminals shure hab a way of gettin to us, huh?

By: Thomas

Thomas — Mon, 24 Nov 2008 03:30:03 +0000

+1 for the Cat Genie

I have two kitties and don’t have to do any cat box work. And it’s awesome for going on vacation and having non-cat people watch your house. “Just feed them, the cat box cleans itself.”

By: prysma-kitteh

prysma-kitteh — Mon, 24 Nov 2008 01:52:38 +0000

‘Polojize fur teh tone ai tooked, Connie… ai kind uv awn edje when ai replied, ai just losted teh feral kitteh ai tooked ober caring fur a yeer an a haf ago. Sometimes, iz nuffing yu can du.
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But, um, srsly, ennything peed awn bai kittehs, wash twice, wunce wif vinegar insted uv sopes, an wunce wif sopes tu get rid uv teh vinegar. It makes teh smell go away.

By: Connie

Connie — Mon, 24 Nov 2008 01:41:44 +0000

I know it’s behavior stuff. She doesn’t like the other cat and the dog. They were here first. Even if she’s outside, she’s a lot better off than she was to start with. When we found her she was just a baby and almost starved to death. We took her in, but from day one she peed on things. She has been checked for UTI and all that. She’s been spayed, she’s up on her shots, but she’s not a nice cat overall, even besides the peeing. Other than being outside, she’s well taken care of, even if she is a ball of evil wrapped in fur. I can’t do more for her really.

By: MightehAfroditeh

MightehAfroditeh — Mon, 24 Nov 2008 00:31:33 +0000

U kan’t unerdesteemate teh kittehs. Dey’s smarteh dan da hoomins finks!

By: jd

jd — Sun, 23 Nov 2008 19:19:15 +0000

Yu’re moar dan welkum tu reuze teh cheklist, adn I suggested on teh comments for it dat it be added tu to cober moar ob teh troll speeshees dat yu hab identifieded.

By: JAJEH

JAJEH — Sun, 23 Nov 2008 16:43:37 +0000

Sumub dem fling deh doodoo awl ober deh playce! An dey skares kitteh!

By: Amy

Amy — Sun, 23 Nov 2008 06:55:06 +0000

I have a particularly retarded cat who’s a constant litter box misser. Do you think I’ll have trouble getting him to adapt to the Catgenie? I reeeeally want one but I’m scared my cats won’t accept it.

By: allboutthekitties

allboutthekitties — Sun, 23 Nov 2008 04:43:39 +0000

its not a matter of being lazy .. its actually a matter of cost efficiency… and actually the catgenie is awesome!… and actually a lot more cost efficient.. i live in a fairly small apartment with two previously wild kittens who don’t smell so good .. even after being dewormed and everything.. their intestinal tract is just messed up from all the inbreeding.. and i found that having to buy cat litter, the powders to keep them smelling decent, the room sprays to take the smell from decent to livable and the cleaning products.. who actually run me up about $185 a month where the catgenie actually only will cost me approx $25 a month.. the first 5 months its approx $85 but after that the maintenance is the $25… so i highly recommend it.. the other stupid store ones are crap.. but this one is pretty awesome!

By: lunarmommy

lunarmommy — Sun, 23 Nov 2008 04:38:59 +0000

my kitteh shiro only drinks owt ob teh toylit, an teh swimmy pool, an teh brid baf. bowl ob watter, pleh, do not want.

By: dissodatore

dissodatore — Sun, 23 Nov 2008 03:32:56 +0000

mai muder has a kitteh that plays in hers, so she gotta hav lid doune, oar her get wet butt

*snicker*

By: jmuhj

jmuhj — Sun, 23 Nov 2008 00:37:09 +0000

Laziibutt hooman! If yu canut moov yur lazii butt tu kliin mai boks, ai wil shoyu teh pointii indz!

By: lolcatburglar

lolcatburglar — Sun, 23 Nov 2008 00:15:48 +0000

I just googled “self-cleaning litter box” and found a picture that matches. Looks like it’s called “Cat Genie”

I can’t put a link without disappearing, so go to catgenie dot com and u’ll see it.

By: Green Is Good

Green Is Good — Sun, 23 Nov 2008 00:07:24 +0000

In all seriousness, does anybody know what kind of catbox that is?

By: 2minions

2minions — Sat, 22 Nov 2008 23:58:24 +0000

Nawt laffin, nawt laffin…
BWAAAAHAAAHAAAHAHAAAA!!!!elebenty!

By: ladymondegrene

ladymondegrene — Sat, 22 Nov 2008 23:54:56 +0000

Ai can has noat awn mai gest terlit tu pls cloze lid so da Kinsey nawt be fawling in. so den she wuz in uvvur bafrume nd ai hurd “schlup, schlup”

By: 4point5kittehs

4point5kittehs — Sat, 22 Nov 2008 23:43:16 +0000

By: cheshirekittehkat

cheshirekittehkat — Sat, 22 Nov 2008 23:01:33 +0000

Sumeboddee wentid thru awl teh trubbel ov iynstallyng tihs iynnovatib kitteh potteh, oanley tuu hav teh resydent kitteh ov teh mannor gibb iyt teh fishee-eiyse;

Kitteh’s demeenor kleerleey iyndikates taht her iys nawt goeiyng iyntuu teh neu kontrapshun, nebber-ebber: oaver her ded boddee;

Her awlsoe haz awlsoe sed taht tehy mite az wel plannt pehtoonias innit, az faur az her iys konsurned; yesssir-tehy shud geyt sume kynde ov uuse aowt ovvit, adn at leest geyt tehir munnees wurf………

By: annipuss

annipuss — Sat, 22 Nov 2008 22:58:03 +0000

Berry nommabul, thx!

By: prysma-kitteh

prysma-kitteh — Sat, 22 Nov 2008 22:42:10 +0000

Hm, lettuce trai this way, since WP seems tu haz appetite fur links…
Okay, ai spoze iz just berry kwiet… aftur awl, iz Caturday nite, an sum peeps duz having a fing ai herd uv cawled a “lief”.
If ennywun iz abul tu see this, an iz habing trubble posting, an iz wanting sumwun tu talk tu… come find me. Ai haz flash-based chatroom awn mai website, an frenz welcome to join me there. Go heer (plz tu copy an paste): prysmatic.com/chat/help.html
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Cheez an Tofu, plz tu nawt fink ai trying tu take peeps frum heer (ya, lyk that gunna happin?!?!), iz just zasperating when cannawt talk. Kthxbai.
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Ai hoping this nawt coming thru repeetedlee… *cross fingurs*

By: prysma-kitteh

prysma-kitteh — Sat, 22 Nov 2008 22:40:56 +0000

Ohai, JD, ai borrowdededed yur troll checklist fur teh Troll Feeld Guide, ai hoping is otay. Since WP seem tu be eeting linkees an fings, yu can find bai clicking awn mai name an luking fur “Troll Guide”.

By: jamamakitty

jamamakitty — Sat, 22 Nov 2008 22:39:56 +0000

mai mamakitty likes to drink out of terlit………… but not gettin around so gud laytely an ai haz a feered that her mite fawl in!!!

By: jd

jd — Sat, 22 Nov 2008 22:34:14 +0000

Zen Buddhism kan be diskussed adn nawt diskussed at teh saym thyme.

By: jd

jd — Sat, 22 Nov 2008 22:33:04 +0000

Rememba, he’s had praktis.

By: prysma-kitteh

prysma-kitteh — Sat, 22 Nov 2008 22:24:57 +0000

Okay, ai spoze iz just berry kwiet… aftur awl, iz Caturday nite, an sum peeps duz having a fing ai herd uv cawled a “lief”.
If ennywun iz abul tu see this, an iz habing trubble posting, an iz wanting sumwun tu talk tu… come find me. Ai haz flash-based chatroom awn mai website, an frenz welcome to join me there. Go heer: http://www.prysmatic.com/chat/help.html
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Cheez an Tofu, plz tu nawt fink ai trying tu take peeps frum heer (ya, lyk that gunna happin?!?!), iz just zasperating when cannawt talk. Kthxbai.
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Ai hoping this nawt coming thru repeetedlee… *cross fingurs*

By: stagehanddan

stagehanddan — Sat, 22 Nov 2008 22:12:57 +0000

B-

By: TrollHunter

TrollHunter — Sat, 22 Nov 2008 22:07:41 +0000

*mutter tu self* Nawt troll, definitlee straynj lyf form.

By: prysma-kitteh

prysma-kitteh — Sat, 22 Nov 2008 22:05:23 +0000

Ai seeing yu, GP! WP gibing ebrywun hedakes, du nawt despairing! {{{GP}}}

By: Very Shabby Chick

Very Shabby Chick — Sat, 22 Nov 2008 22:01:16 +0000

Atticus, mah senior kitteh, will twy to walks around teh seat just as sumwun twies to sits down on itz!

By: MomCatAnna

MomCatAnna — Sat, 22 Nov 2008 21:40:24 +0000

Naow need to get awl testee, Guinness Piggeh.
We seaz yoo, jes not write awai. De WP is berry, berry busii todai and iz juggling deh comints to deh udder commints wroglee.

I wuz tryin to puts deh books up for gibbing awai on Bookmooch, and mai interwebs traffiking iz too manee packets wif not enuff sckets, Ai finkso.
Comcast az ISP, Ai hatez dem forebber.

By: lolcatburglar

lolcatburglar — Sat, 22 Nov 2008 21:37:02 +0000

Kittehs has been knoed to try it also. We keeps teh lid down in our house to safeguard against that eventuality.

By: kerrykatz4

kerrykatz4 — Sat, 22 Nov 2008 21:26:39 +0000

OMG, ai feels sik…emeow tu follow…

By: Very Shabby Chick

Very Shabby Chick — Sat, 22 Nov 2008 21:26:21 +0000

WeirdPretzel haz a borked, aifinkso *sighs*

By: Ambercat

Ambercat — Sat, 22 Nov 2008 21:23:23 +0000

Oh Guinness Piggeh – tehre yu ! Ai thort Mick had eeted yu or sumfink! Ai cud see yu awn “Hoo be tokin” but wen QAi clikkd yur naem, Ai didunt fynd yu! Ai had a wurrid!

By: Mick

Mick — Sat, 22 Nov 2008 21:14:31 +0000

test

By: Guinness Piggeh

Guinness Piggeh — Sat, 22 Nov 2008 21:13:40 +0000

test

By: Guinness Piggeh

Guinness Piggeh — Sat, 22 Nov 2008 21:00:13 +0000

* inbisibul test *

By: jamamakitty

jamamakitty — Sat, 22 Nov 2008 20:59:15 +0000

emeow enroute

By: Mick

Mick — Sat, 22 Nov 2008 20:58:27 +0000

* strut pout strut pout strut pout POSE *

By: nismo

nismo — Sat, 22 Nov 2008 20:57:49 +0000

Hey, scooping poop is a labor of love!

By: Very Shabby Chick

Very Shabby Chick — Sat, 22 Nov 2008 20:53:02 +0000

Ohai LCB, I tawt it was teh goggies who did dat?

By: jamamakitty

jamamakitty — Sat, 22 Nov 2008 20:52:43 +0000

pleh!!!

By: kerrykatz4

kerrykatz4 — Sat, 22 Nov 2008 20:51:25 +0000

Koffs up hairball in dat direkshun, waits fur email tu discuss…

By: prysma-kitteh

prysma-kitteh — Sat, 22 Nov 2008 20:51:11 +0000

Kris muss, ai nawt lyks it… nawt lyk ennyfing spost tu be a sillybrayshun when it krammed daon froat reepeetedlee. Ai tyred uv it alreddy, tu. Whyle stores waz taking daon teh Howloleen stuff, tehm waz putting up teh Kris muss stuffs… pleh. Ai skips it, aifinkso. No Kriss muss myoosiks, no Kriss muss dekrayshuns. PBBBHHHHTTTT tu Kriss muss.
Ai gots tu go getting a few groseries so we can haz suppers. Ai be back layter!

By: kerrykatz4

kerrykatz4 — Sat, 22 Nov 2008 20:45:52 +0000

Dats wut ai fot tu…ai gabe maiself a snicker doh…

By: jamamakitty

jamamakitty — Sat, 22 Nov 2008 20:41:36 +0000

fur sumwun hooo ax soooo stoopi n pertenz himz in skoool, himz shur pikked up on dat riteawai!!!

By: kerrykatz4

kerrykatz4 — Sat, 22 Nov 2008 20:40:38 +0000

**sigh** problee nawt gud, mai teeny tiny bafroom, nawt nuff room tu cuss da cats wifout fur in mouf…**no angry letturs, jes sumfin mai granma always sed**

By: tessm

tessm — Sat, 22 Nov 2008 20:38:40 +0000

ok, u iz teh woman! SUMbuddee hasta keep it all organizified.