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Dats bedder dan cawfee
Awlmoast bedder than a 16 ounce mokka wif extry spresso, hawt! .)
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Nice going there, annipuss!!
FangQ JCH4K sertinlee lasts lawnger dan a cawfee an gibs moar lub!
Dis troo. If u spills cawfee awn teh floor, u mops it up an is gawn. But wiv a kitteh, u can has floof on ur floor for EBER.
yesh, yer kitteh will nebber ebber be troooleee gone!!
plus kittehs mayk yew happi when yew haz a sad
Well dun on yawr nawt sejjund annipuss shall we be sillybrating wiv hot toddys all arawn on dis kawld TTI dai?
Shore need sumfing 2 warm teh cokkuls!
Skyooz me, annipuss, ai hangs tihs publik serbis annownsmint heer?
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WARNING! LEBEL ELEBENTY SPLORT ALERT!
PLZ TU WARE PURRTEKSHUNS!
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Fankies!
*goez tu chek teh CCC iz fullee stocked*
Ai wunner iffn teh CCC haz ennee hotwadderboddulz – dey mite cum in yoosful iffn it gets mutsh cawlder!
Iz eggsalad thot… nawt want ennywun in shock frum splorting tu be cold! *scampurrs awf tu teh Ty Boo Teek tu see if enny in stock, an tu getting teh eggstra supplais*
Ah yes, teh furry-kitteh-cuvver hottybotts, for teh speedful recovry form splorts an for jenral warmink porpoises – Ai fink Gibbocat has juss got tehm owt ob teh stokrume, reddy for winter winners!
Oh hai, Nspector!
Iz a a a joek! Daz rite, iz nawt insnt insatny unsat nawt-kleen!
iz teh noo nrg boost!
Ai can gets tihs to go?
Warnin – ur beverijj may contain pointee ends.
But awlso maybee pinkee pinkee toe pads!
jpak! are yew still hyerrrr?? how is plolm springs??
wiv teh caypers an teh prances?
Ai can has teh caypers awn teh side pls?
wher wud yu lyk yur prances?
why, let’s do teh show rite heer!
wot, heer in teh Nawty Barn?
why nawt! *prance* *prance* *prance* *bump* Oh, so sowwy, didn’t see u dere Misster, uh, Bond. U lukkin BERY dashin in dat dinner soot. But awlso kwite warm. U want maybe to take ur jacket awf?
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and ur shirt?
eggstra floofy pleez
Dat maor addctive dan coffee tew
Ohhhh an bai teh wai *SPLOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOORT!!!!!11!!!!*
Oh noes! Yu musta furgawted tu putting teh purrtekshuns awn! Ai goes get CCC, ai be rite bak!
*whoop whoop whoop* cums de CCC
sweepity ur braynes inno a pyle
rinsity wif sparkly wadder wif a hint uv lemon
packity bak inno ur braynium cabity
snapity awn eggstra strenff CHRG
wrappity wif duk taype uv mannee rainbo cullers
snuggly u inno a cheezfrends map blankie
offerity trai uv hawt chokklit & sorded pastrees.
Naow, u jus rest a minit & doan luk at de kitteh fer a wile, kay?
FankQ Bluesfan u r berry good wif the CCC aie feels liek a new kitteh ( if onli i could gets one ;-0) an stranglee ai hab dis longing fer lemin merangooyey pie…..
Annipuss hobblez up wiv teh CCC.
Scoops up awl Maggs braynes an pakks dem bakk in herz hedd.
Fixes bonez bakk in plaes wiv lossa ducky taep
Applyez CHRG (wdo)
Leeds Maggs to teh splort recubbery lownj an rapps her in 2 floofee blankies (iz cowld 2dai) an gibs her sum hawt chokklit wiv a dash uv rum init.
FankQ Annipuss here taeks this cumfy chair n sit awile Aie share this hot toddy wiv you – it r trying to snows here but gives up and wanders off mbarrassed, silly wevver.
Iffn it ranez heer 2dai itull sno! Ai walked 2 teh shop dis mornin wiv a berry cawld norf wind in mai faes awl teh wai!
wuz u baerfoot ? an wuz it uphill boff waiz ?
Iz ownlee uphill awn teh wai hoem – an ai get teh bus hoem! But Ai `memberz goin 2 skool…….
HUH! An miles were wurff a lawt moar dan dey r naw lemme tell ya! Whi one of these here modern miles be a lawt less than one my old miles.!!!!!
Didju hafta get up hafanowr befoar yu wented tu bed tu get there awn tiem?
Why-y-y-y, deez yungwhippersnappers, tewday,- dey dont eben no whut a REAL mile iz!
Dang rite! I uzed tew walk a mile before I even got up one hour earlier in the morning than i had tew and then had tew go to walk a mile before gowing to bed an hour earlier than i got up!
An u try tellin kids today dat – an dey won’t believe u!!
Bearfooted!! In teh cold snow an Ice!!!
An haz tew milk teh cows if we wan teh creem fur teh cawfees!! Adn Mawmaw kitteh always wants teh creems.
Iz mai majinashun, oar we having a lot uv MP fans awn ICHC? *giglol*
sry PK, mi cold iz keepin logiclol thots outta mai brayne………. MP fans? ai noes if ai thot bout if fur awyle ai cud figger itout, but……..
plz……wut is MP?
MP huh. Well I don’t know about that.
*Hands prysma-kitteh a ded parrut and hits her wiv large fish*
Monty Python, JK. Iz otay, an ai sowree yu having a cold. Keep warm, an heer, haz sum hunny-lemming tee.
MUH, this parrut nawt ded, him pining fur teh feeords! An duz yu having a lisins fur taht fish?
OOH Ai can haz Free guesses…
Member Parliament??
Minty Pillolow??
Matur persons?
oh fankie PK……… ai duz nawt b’long to MP club (dodges ded fish)
*runruns back wif CCC* WHEEEOOOO WHEEEOOO
*sweepy sweepy alla braynes intu nyce neet pile*
*washy washy teh braynes awl cleen wif sparkly spring waters wif a tangy hint uv razberry*
*squish teh braynes back inna hed*
*put teh pieces back tugevver*
*put CHRG (wdoi) awn hed*
*taypee taypee taypee wif dayglo pink dukky taypes*
*rap up in cheezpeeps map blankkit n give hawt chokklit wif whippy creem n chokklit platypuss fur rebuilding braynes*
Otay, nao, du nawt luk at teh cyoot until yu be fully recobered frum teh splort.
yay! multiple reskews! wii iz purrfessionals!
*giglol* Ai cownting 4 blankkits, free cups uv hawt chokklit uv varyus kinds, sordid pastrees an a chokklit platypuss, lemon-razberry braynes, an sum reelee colurful dukkytayping!
*hic*
*burb*
*snuggly*
*sunglasses*
*urgent need to p*
FankQ Prysma-kitteh aie r proper reskued bai 3 berry profeshnul CCC operators!!! Mai brainz hab never feelled so kleen and refreshed!!!! I fink mai IQ jest gots higher by ellebenty!!
Gollygosh, Maggs u haz bean well an troolee reskewed!
*runruns frum uvver fread an pownses awn MUH fur hedbonks an hugs*
purrrRRRrrrRRRR {{{{{{MUH}}}}}}
Ohai, yu be heer!
{{{{{Prysma}}}}}
*Hedbonks and hugs back tew u *
ure it
*bownces awai wiv a kaffinated Kitteh high*
giglol
*stops bein disstraktid bai ebryfing else an bownsis awf aftur MUH*
*skids tu a stop an dives intu a cardbored boks, wif just eers bisibul, an wayts in ambush*
**sits behind door, redee tu pownce awn bof**
*commences butt wiggel ob doom in preparashun*
Wens day gonna fites so we kin ambush?
*Jemps offa cownter were she been hidin*
*duze four paw bawnce offa nearbai carboard bawk*
*sproings back into air*
*wonders y muffled cursing coming from crumpled bawk*
*rigglolrigglolrigglol owt uv crumpled bawks*
*sits daon an washes rumplee fur madlee*
*luks aroun wif big dylated pyoopils an tail twitching*
*wisspurrs — hey pownce grils, innyfing move yet??*
jk pownces on KK4!!
ohai yew skeered me……..
ai thot ai wuz alone!!!
oh noes, nawt alone!!!
KK4 does kikee feets awn jk, jumps up an hides behind paper bag.
jk bownces sidewaiz bout lebentee times…….bonks intew walls…..cums tew sudden stop *ai ment tew do dat*
luks round tew see if inny ob teh udder kittesh saw dat
kk4 sees jk stop sudenlee, waits behind paper bag. kk4 only has hed behind paper bag, noes dat no one kin see her. Waits….
SJ saw teh hole fing, just lyin heer in a warm spot by teh heeter, an ai will remember jk lukkin so silly for eber an eber an oooh wuts dat ober dere?
jk wunders wut ebbrywun is laffin bout
SJ stares intensely at big scaree invisiblol fing in teh corner
kk4 pounces on jk, wen hur is wundrin…**pounce pounce, runs way qwiklee**
*doan mind dat invisiblol fing*
*iz nuffin*
yahbut….its lukkin at me funny…
kk4 pounces on nativeca66…ai is invisibol!!!
jk sees nice sunbeem…………. oooh nice…….. ai fink ai will rest a lil whyle……ZZZZZZZZZZZ
ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ
ZZZZZZZZZ
kk4 crowds in sunbeam, ai haz a tired frum playin so much, tiem fur mai 5 hour nap.
**stops butt wiggle to rest nd wash face wif floofy paws**
*peeks owt*
*duz nawt see MUH ennywhere in site*
*jumps back owt uv boks an pownsis awn a catnip mowsie*
*catnip mawsie suddenly disappear as if pulled awai sudennly bai sumone*
**peeks round door, hoppy hoppy sideways tu pk, swats mowsie away**
*Maggs runs frew fred wiv lawg peece ob string in mawf, nip mawsie bouncing behind her*
*eyes get eben bigger n blacker*
*races aftur mawsie, nawt paying tenshun tu ennyfing inna way*
KK4 inna way!! …*bats mawsie way frum MUH nd pk, play, play, play wif mawsie, kikee mawsie wif feets* *luks round, hoppy sideways wif giant black saucer eyes*
*stawps wiv a skiding spin and lands own PK*
*bunni kick bunni kick*
*jump awai*
*bawnses up tew KK4*
OHai hab u seen my nip mawsie?
*scramblols back tu feet aftur bunnikiks, luks aroun wildlee fur mawsie*
*sees berry end uv mawsie tayl peeking owt frum unner kk4*
*pownsis awnna mawsie tayl an slams intu kk4 hedfirst*
kk4 recubbers, headbats jk, jumps 2 feet in da air, loses mowsie, luks round like jungle kitteh predator…ware dat mowsie go?
kk4 wonders wai hur headbats jk, wen meens tu headbat pk…washes face pretends dat nawt happin.
jk sez, oh mai wut hab we hyer……….. a liddel mousie
frows mousie up inna air……………..
*Pinches mawsie wyle KK4 prentendin dat NAWT happnin and Pk dazed frum headbat*
*Walks awff wiv happitale strut and mawsie dandling frum mawf*
kk4 leeps frum hiding place, makes big hands paw, swipes mowsie owt ub mid air!!
*sees flying mawsie*
*makes wyld lunj fur mawsie*
*discobers mawsie nawt there, an lanz awn all fours, luking aroun an trying tu find teh mawsie*
kk4 runs tu corner wif mowsie, duz bunneh kiks, noes dat no one sees her, cuz hur iz hidings.
Plais wiv nip mawsie an wonners y kk4 sitting in cawner bunnykicking fin air
kk4 sudenlee realize her bunneh kiks hur own tayle…pounces on MUH..sudenlee stawps…wait, ebbryone, is dat canopener ai heers? Did hoomins finlee git up after heering us galloping like horses in da howse? Perks up eers, wundrin if brekfist time….
meen wyle jk is snooooooozin awai
zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
zzzzzzzzzz
*pownsis awn jk’s tayl an batbats it*
jk in deeeeeeeeeeeep sleeeeeeeeeeeep
zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
mai tail feels funneeee
zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
Hmmm, dis luks liek a mokkatchino wiv cream an ekstra chokolate swirls!!! Yum!!!
Iz punkin spice mokkatchino wif whippy creem fllofiness, Ai finkso.
Berry, berry yummy when yoo snorgle de tummy.
I doeznt liek cawfee, most days, speshully not Starbuk$$, but in this case WANT, WANT, WANT!!!
Hot Tubbin… Ur doin it rong
Iz teh Credit Crunch vershun.
OMCC! Dis behbeh kitteh is the KYOOT!
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Ruh roh… finx ub in cum tax, finx ub in cum tack…. oh, dotz!
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Dat waz clos!
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Ebreebodee, dis beh ur splort warnin!! Get eggsra strawng head protecshun awn!
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*puts awn da pink 50s baving cap, wif purple floor onnit fur own safety*
No need tu add shuggar, ai’s sweet enuff!
O hai, martoonie. How u is?
O hai lcb. Ai is cowld. An itchee. But udderwise ok fank u. How is u?
I is doin ok, thx.
*hands martoonie a blankie for her coldness and a garden rake for her itchee*
Fank oo.
*snuggles into blankie*
*scratchie*
*scratchie*
*scratchie*
Itchee? Yu has fleed agin?
Ai duz NAWT HAS FLEES fank u BERY much.
*snerk*
O …. Wud yoo liek sum fleez? We has lots to spaer!
Um… dat’s BERY genrus ob u, 4.5k, but .. ah .. ai fink ai’ll pass. Ai’m itchee enuff awlreddy!
oh MT, wai sew itcheeee? in june ai finished sum meds ai tooked fur a yeeer dat maded me itchnitchnitch…….. wuz teh werse fing inna whirled!!! finelee gots sum meds dat helpeded
Iz lawng storee… but ai has nuffin else to do. So. Ai wuz awn mai hollydayz in Aridzona, an ai wuz bited by sumfin. Did nawt see wut did teh dammij, but it cleerly had sum oral hyjeen problms, becaws mai leg swolded up an wuz awl red an hot an infected an ikky. So ai wented to teh doktor, an after ai had filled owt abowt elebenty squillion forms (is nawt eezee beein forrin in Merka if u needs to see a doktor, ai can tells u) dey gave me sum Aunty Biyotics an a tetanus shot. An den ai had a lerjic reackshun to teh tetanus shot an my arm swolded up awl red an hot an itchee – so dey gave me sum bigger an more eggselent Aunty Biyotics an sum steroids – an dey triggered mai eczema, which ai has nawt had badly for menny yeers. Until now. So is sorry tail ob red itchiness.
:sob, sob: is berry sad storeee……. ai can onlee sympafize!! teh icheee is teh werse fing!! well teh shinguls cud bring in a close second……….
*puts soovin loshuns on martoonie’s arm…………der dat mite half fur a minit er two*
fank u jk – is gettin bedder now but slowlee…an ai cannawt wear anyfing woolly becaws dat irritates teh eczema an it is COWLD an ai wunts to wear mai jumpers. *snif*
Still is plenty of peeps wurse off than me, is just itchee after awl. No bits droppin awf or ennyfing.
Yet…
here, MT, hazza bakskraccher!!
*hides unner table to avoid bein hit by falling martoonie parts*
*clunk*
kk4 pulls owt tiny parasol…holds it titely so LCB nawt runs way wif it.
ooh, i am sorry to heer abowt taht. yeh, heer in AridZona we haz all the bitey fings, an teh sting-y fings, an teh pokey fings. my parents haz been stinged by skorpyuns so offen tehy iz gettin hookd. (uzually not fatal if yoo iz not too old or too yung or iz in gud helf, just hurts like $*@&%) almost hurts just to go owtside.
“uzually not fatal” – eek!!!
A biiigg plus on dis one !
Veery well thooght!
ohai cp!! luks like yer hat will beez keepin yer eeeers nicenwarm!!!
ya cuz it be snooowin here:O
gunna be gud chrismus dis year ! xD
O hai, jamamakitty! Did u get ur Furminator? I got mines earlier this week. Teh kittehs lurve it.
ohyesh!!! the mamakitty haz big purrs wen ai combs her wiffit!! ai haz tew be kinda careful tho…….her is soooo bony ai hasta make shur ai not bonks her widdel bones!! is amazin teh floof it gets out!!! (we is still waitin fur her joint medsins….prolly annyday now)
I just checked and it sez it was delibbered on 11/20! I will send u teh tracking # so u can check wif ur postal orifice.
hee hee, cud be in mai mailbox……. hassnt lukked der in a cuppla days……. jus outside mai door…. ai will luk…… (sry, dint meen t’werrie yew)
*clutches chest, breathes hard*
Don’t DO that to me!
It’s prolly in a puffy yellow envelope wif bumblewrap inside. That size fits in my teenytiny mailbox, even.
uh, lcb…pls to clutch ur own chest, kthx.
Whoops. Sry. I thought it feeled a little flat.
Ai resemble that remark.
I would gladly donate some of mines for a transplant. I donot knoes whut my toes look like.
s’never been mai problem………….
So, ur saying that u knoes whut my toes look like?
yesh, ai bin meenin tew tayle yew
yew haz berry nice toeses!! ai likes dat culur ob polish
Heer in TTI we duz nawt see our toesies between October an April – is tew cold to let dem owt of teh sokkies.
trooo troooo, but LCB wuz at teh loldorf astoria loungin bai teh heeted pool an ai jus cuddin halp noticin her lurvely claw polish!!
heeted pool … do want. *sigh*
Yu kin haz sum ub mines, warning, nawt kin hab big chest wifout da behind dat comes wif it!
*runs bakin rilly rilly fast sew naybors cannot see me in mai slovenleeee sweats*
it’s hyer, it’s hyer
alla way frum roten bacon, flouridaz
Whew!
My mailing minyuns is in teh Florida, yes.
I hopes it halps ur kitteh! Esme used it for a whiles, but it didnot mix well wif her insulins so I hadda stop. It takes a few weeks to see results, but I take teh made-for-hoomins equivalent of it and it halps me tremendously.
wen ai iz spectin a packij ai jus luks out mai door
teh udder mailbox fingie jus gets full full full ob teh junque mail, speshully dis time ob year!!!
crosses paws wif hopes………. fanks!!!
Stoopy kweshun…LCB, Jkitty, is called Furminator, ai kin buy at petstore?
Furminator no buy @ petstoor ! Furbinator iz speciul xD oonli at deh ICHC trademartz
ish ICHC werkin wif Furminator now?? hmmmmmmm, cud bee
if nawt yesh, KK4, ai saw dems at Petco (wair teh pets go) after ai awlreddy ordered mine on Amazon………. amazon is mai fren
Jkitty, ai gots tu hab one!! Will go to Petco asap. Ai liked how yu sed dat affet usin it yu had new kitteh, mus take out lots ub floof.
teh mamakitty kep lukkin at teh bawl ob floof finkin wun ob her bebbehs wuz bak!!
Ai go git one. 3 mai kittehs likes tu be brushed, ai hab tiny wire goggie brush, dey purr liek da crazy, lots ub floof comes out, den Baby, he da floofiest biggest kitteh, nawt like tu be brushed, but husbin combs him…wif…haircombs dat we uses. Iz trooly called Furminator, yesh?
complete wif teh ©
**grumbles to salf** Ai jes keep using da comb and da brushee den…ai fawt wuz miracle fing ai shuld hab…wuz hopin tu nawt steps awn da many furballs dat 4 inside kittehs hork up…**sigh**
no worriez kk4 !
cuteniss comez wif a price xD
soon teh woorld will meak a huuman invenshiun dat wuld halp ebery kitteh alibe and meak dis world a betteh place !
OMG Epic on Teh Kewt!
Ohai ebery peepz… Habbing a gud Caturdai ai hoeps?
Ai haz a happitayl!! Bank gibbed mai loonz! Ai can haz new haws!!!
YAY! Happi gnu haus, WRR!
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Ai haz BIG happi fur yew. Dat be wondermaus gnus. Ai hopes ur hoem is all dat yew dreems it beh, an eben bedder!
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doez happitayl dans dans wif WRR
h’ray fur WRr!! yew haz teh haus awl pickedout??
Wooooot Woooooot
Hurrah fur Happitayl Haws.
We can has hawswarming nao
can we can we huh huh huh huh huh huh huh huh huh huh huh huh ????????
*Red eez giant rodents fur conga line @ sillibration*
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Conga Rats!
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(Gotta goez tew werk… habs a grate dai, an njoi da fot ob gnu hoem!)
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*poof gone*
Yay, hawswarming! We needs noms an drinks an moosiks an, an, an, an… um, what else we needs?
Hawswarming prezents!!!!!11!!!
Yay for WRR an teh noo hows!!! Nao, for howswarmin, we needs :
Applol martoonies
Big banner sayin “happy noo hows WRR!!”
Caek (awl kinds)
D… ooh! Dots!
E…
Extra Caek
Furniture – fue clawing n sleepin on
Gushie fuds
Helpin handz fur teh howswerk
I…
Electric doornob warmer
Fireplace cozy
Guest towels (hunnert dollar kine, of coarse)
H…
Inbisibul an silent vacooom
Jello in menny colurs n flavurs
Kitteh treets
Larj bowls uv punch
Map uv Cheezpeeps
Neu Bedding to maek snorgly nest in
Oliphants – just cos ebry haws should hab one
Poodle loo roll cover
Qwerty keyboard wiv kpmputer
R…
nooo dishes
oven mitts
pyrex cookware
quazar (wutebber dat is)
r……..
rake fur teh yard (yer gonna has tew face it sooner or layter)
swing fur teh porch
telephone
ukelele (wut???)
v………..
rollsanrolls ob bubblol rap for teh moovin
string (is awlways yoosful – an if u has nuffin else to do wiv it, makes a gud toy too)
toilet roll to go under teh poodle
u…
Unnerwaer – cleen, cayse yu get runned ober bai teh remooble mens
Verry nys mens, to halp yu moov
White paynt, tp go obver teh preevyus owner’s bad taysts, Bfor yu can paynt yur gud tayts awn teh warls!
X….
Xtra large bin bags to frow owt awl teh c**p u finds at teh back of ur kitchen cupboards wehn u start pakking
YNG to .. um .. help
Zebra!
Ooh, SJ Martoonie, Ai sawed som zebra sokkees todai an Ai thort ob yu!
OOOOOOOOOOOOOO ai lubs zebras. An sokkees is essenshul in dis cowld wevver. Mine has teh loligators awn tudai.
SJ is uz still in Aridzona?
No ai is back home now. Wuz 85 degrees in Aridzona. *sigh*
is cold here 2 in TTM (tenee tinee mareeland)
I iz freezing
I iz not a wintah purrson
Ai likes teh wintah when
1) ai is in cozee an toastee lodge wiv big roarin fire an floofy blankies an tanned an mussley ski instrucktors
2) iz cowld but brite an sunny an teh sno is awl white an floofy an nawt slushy oar icee
3) ai duz nawt has to go NEwhere.
Udder dan dat, is overrated.
dribing on icee roads
do not want!
diggin car owt ob teh ice so u can dribe on icee roads – definitely do not want!!!
Fanks for awl the prezzies. Nawt needz they whyte paynt. Izza new new haws teh YNNNG (nawt neerly nekkid) is building fur mai.
Ob course we haz teh partee wif the dans dans. adn the drinkees adn teh noms.
Hoo oardurrd ‘T3h Cup
ubz Fluff’? Coodz awllso beez a
‘Sillkee Lawwtay Purrz’?
Myte coodz beez ‘Snorgill
Floof Deelyte’? Dat gud naym 4
kewt liddill Purr~bawkz!
Soopurbz mawrketteeng
skeem! Hewmin custoamurrz will
NEBBURR wawntz reefund!
Jack.
*clapitty clapitty*
i can has Snorgill Floof Deelyte plz an a refil for teh Sillkee Lawwyau Purrz
Kthnksbai
Ai haz Cup uv Fluff, tu goes, an, um nuvver wun fur bf plzkthx, duz come wif snorgul snorkle?
Snoargull Snorkullz canz
beez habdz instedd ubz strawz. Wurkz
beddurrururr dat way!
Dubbill Lawwttay Wuff
Wippee Kreem Kitteh lubz t3h
Snoargullz and lawwwwwwwng Schmooz
Awllso habs liddill
bootteez 4 Snoargull Kitteh’z
peekeengz poyntee endz
Jack.
Teh “kitteh” behindz the kitteh is also pritteh *blushes*
Xtra milk in mah latte, pleaz!
YIPPEE!!! Ai maedz de homepaeg!! Tanks evehbodee!!!!
Conga ratz Speezerina!!! w00t w00t!!!!
Tanks!!!
Thish iz a cute cat.
Me wanna catpuccino
Can I has the catpuccino to go plz?
I finks mebbe itz moar like a iced catte.
Oh hai, I’ll hav a Mega Cuddle with a Kewt and a Snuggle, plz? Kthx.
*SPLORT*
PURRoka mokka
Cattay lattay
Ohnoes!! Nobuddee seen yew splort? Ai sowry ai nawt been round awl day! Ai’ll beh rite bak!
.
*runruns back wif CCC* WHEEEOOOO WHEEEOOO
*sweepy sweepy Casey’s braynes intu nyce neet pile*
*washy washy teh braynes awl cleen wif bubbly spring waters sew da bubbles look like dots….* Oh, dotz! Uups! bak to Casey…
*looks at da bwayn map, donot know how to dew it, sew squish teh bwaynes back inna hed*
*put teh pieces back tugevver*
*put CHRG awn hed*
*taypee taypee taypee wif praple (mah faborite culor) dukky taypes*
*rap up in cheezpeeps map blankkit n give hawt chokklit wif whippy creem n chokklit manatee fur rebuilding braynes*
Otay, nao, du nawt luk at teh cyoot until yu be feelz bedder, and if you feelz a splort kumin awn, think of income taks, ok?
what teihp of kitteh iz dis? I wants it!
OMG
Its like Al Paccino
I WANTS WON, KAN U GEHT DEM IN STARBUCKS???
As the creator of this lol, can I be sued for an outbreak of splort? Do I need an attorney?
Nice nd drie catpuccino!
Cuz catz no likez teh wet.
Dis cheezfrenz can has ur amayzin catpuccino skillz nao?
wat a good idea, catz in cupz! y didnt I tink uf dat!