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Wow! Nawt ownlee top uv teh macrame but in it twyes! Congrats, Valesa!
i have no idea how it happened! i clicked on reply to my own comment, it would have made more sense.
WP iz habbin wun uv its wusser daiz aifink! Mined u, its bedder daiz aern’t awl dat gud!
Ai haz a fritend
I has a nitemares
mii tew butter I dansedansedanses wiff dem *hehehehe*
http://www.dominicdavi.com/store/images/wherethewildthingswere.jpg
… quietly tip toeing…
… and at the right moment …
POUNCE!
well this was supposed to be all together
of corse!!
but u knows, if tehy is under UR bed, that means they is under MAI bed too!
but dere’s strenf in nummers! Togedder, wii can fend orf teh monsters!
Wen mai dotter littel, her be scared ub monsters. Ai sprays deoderant frum can in corners ub her rum, an unner da bed. Ai tells hur iz speshul monster spray.
Stops dem razin a stink!
Dey wuz stinky fur shure wen ai wants hur tu sleeps!! Ai bought ET fur her wen it furst came out on video, den she was scared dat ET unner hur bed! Wuz awl ai culd finks ub tu du. Seemed tu wurk, room smelled fresh…
Motherhood brings the necessity for invention! I think we have all had to do similar things!
heya annipuss, I’m gettin’ my first exposure to marmite today. Celtic Thunder is here and they brought their own catering.
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it’s…………..interesting enough, but gawd do ya need a cup of strong tea to go with it.
hmmm…
wut wine goes wif marmite?
*ponders*
*dcides on beer*
Ohai Dan … I’z fwom teh Land-Down-Undeh, wherez we not onwy haz teh Mah-mite, but also teh Bege-mite (obberwiz nown as Vegemite to teh hoomins). Berry similar tings. My admice woods bee to hab onwy a teeny bit on toast wib lots of butter, and definimoosly a stwong cup of tee.
It bees my fabrite hangobber cure and it ain’t failed yet!
then there are some things to be done, 1) obtain marmite, 2) Yorkshire Gold (got…tee hee) 3) get ripped to the tits, so as to test the hangover cure the next day.
Ohai PB2K how ew due at Dr.Tinycat’s? Him gud tu ew rite?
Uv corse yew kin sleeping wif meh, kitteh! Jus donut bring teh munsters.
Gigglesnort! Gud qualafire!
Du wii needz teh fyremans and wimmans fur ur qualafire?
if they can stand the smell of burnt eucalyptus………sure.
Ai lubs da smell ub burnt eucalyptus in da moarning!
Eye haz a scared!
Don’t haz! It ownlee be teh dustbunnehs!
ohai Tribble! gud afternoon
But hao iz ther munsterz unner yer bed unless yer livin at 1313 Mockinbird Lane?
Ai wuz wundering teh saem fing NS! Adn iffn Herman iz unner teh bed teh seeling wud be berry close!!
Kitteh cud haz a bunk bed — den Herman wud fit.
If’n I hads a hunk bed would there be firemans under it?
*looks hopeful*
If ai hads a hunk bed, der wud be fyremens innit!
*slinks off to NB*
Hay DK, I saw ur list on teh last lol.
Maybe we shud make a bedder one of wut u has!
A grate scents of hoomer
Bunchez o’ cheezfrenz
Cuffs made of fur (fur.. when u needs tehm again) *skwink*
D…
Debreefing xperiense…
Ebilness, just teh rite touch of…
Floofy kittehs to snorgle..
G….
Deerest, duz yu need munee fur shoppin?
Eggstra lobster tails fur yu
Ferry boat rides
Goes shoppin wif yu, nawt complains
Heer, ai pays da bills
I….
ICHC
Jewel, ai am (donkey sed so)
Kindness ob cheezfrens
Lubs ob famblee n frens
M…
Many byootimus kwalities
Nise dotter
Old sekrit diariees to give frenz the gud read…
P…
Platymuspus ..nawt, Ai jus liek dat werd.
Quick wifs
Rascally rabbits
S…
Secksee ~ ai hazzit!
Two meezers
Unnerwares dat bees comfee
V…
DK u ha been debreefed, how izzit u has unnerwares???
layers, that’s the trick…………..layers.
*takes notes*
That wudda bin gud to know before teh 19º wethers got here!
*shiver*
take it from someone who’s ridden bicycles 12 months a year. Yes, Ice storm’s and all. Layering is your friend.
bleeve it or no, I was spose to be bakpakking this weekend.
When teh fourcats got down to 23º for Sat nite, I hadta bail!
Sauveee Smartz
Teh funnez
Uneek senze uv fun
V
Very gud editing skillz
Xtra nise to all teh aminols
YNGs can’t get enuf of hur!
ZOMG DK is teh win!
ta-da!
Schmoooooo!
schmoo tu u 2!
Still need a hug?
Iz u doing anything fun this weekend?
Hugs’r alwais gud!
Ai has bin inbited fur brunch on Sundai (bai a member of teh opposite sex), but ai duzznt feline up toit.
*britens* Butt ai will go plai wif Saxon! Adn trai to deklutter mai hous.
Hao bowt yoo?
Wii will defnitlee has to go hiking when we habbing the VLC cheezmeet! Adn Prysma-Kitteh iz onlee bowt an hour awai frum mii!
{{{{{DK}}}}
I was sposed to go on a overnite bakpack trip, but it got too cold for me, so I bakked out. *feels liek a wimp*
So, I find myself wif a weekend free, I fink a frend and I are gonna go see Twilight tomorrows… but otterwise, I has some dekluttering ov my own to do!
How is teh Saxon, he okays in this cold weather?
*waves frum bowt an owr away frum 4.5k*
*burrows back unner blankkits, shivring*
Wudn’t U rather wantz the firemanz on deh bed rather than under it?
Of coarse, but part of teh fun is dragging them out.
*whispers* sometimes their firemans suits come off that way
U seems to has a lotta praktiss!
which I cud joyin Uz
but I ar a respectably married wumanz
Well, u knoes whut they sez: just ’cause ur on a diet doesn’t mean u can’t pants a fireman.
hoo wants to pantz em?
Wudn’t the be uh, cownterproducktive?
Unless ur rinsing and repeeting…?
It’s just a expresshun. It means to take teh pants off, u silleh. If u is putting teh pants back on then ur de-pantsing them.
No, wait. That doesn’t sound rite.
Quick! Send me a dozen sorded firemans and a dozen sordid pairs of pants. kthxcallmeinaweek
We always in skool sed pantz dem…den sum sed depantz dem…aifinks eeder way, sumone losin der pants!
Sordid firemen? Wouldn’t you rather have some nice, wholesome ones?
Yu nawt knowing LCB berry well, duz yu? *giglol*
reziztanse is futile!
Wut a Calico QT!
oh, whoopsies…i wuz thinkin “tortie” and typin’ sumfin else. But is a qt eefer wai.
ar U cawling our rhsb a munster?
bad kitteh!
WAT?!?!?!
I may nawt be teh purtyest fing inna whirled, but I nawt monstur eethur.
*snif, snif*
bad kitteh not to be making rhsb cry, no gooshie fudz fur U
knotty kitteh
{{{rhsb}}}
Fanks, 2_k.
Luukheer kitteh, I gots frenz who will defen my honner. Dont maek mi hasta sik teh WOFFEH awn u!
Plus, MI unner UR bed?!?! U shud be sew luckee.
**pppbbbbffffffttttt**
nawt monster, munster! an taht missiz munster wuz a hottie!!
http://www.classictelevisionblog.com/tv/images/2007/10/24/munsters010.jpg
so don’t feel so bad *patpatpat*
HALP i b getting sqweeshd
Sumfing under the bed is drooling!
how iz Uz dis afternoon?
Ohai, 2K! I’z duing gud – I had a lawng day at teh cancer center yestidai, wich ended wif a bone marrow biopsy. They wuz late, an I wuz so tired an hongry, dat I falled asleep as suun as tehy gabe mii teh sedation!! I was so loopy affpurrwords dat I totallee fergitted mai prescripshuns! So dis moarning a fren ov mien dribed me bak to teh cancer center so I culd get mai drugs!
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Todai I just hangs owt wif teh kittehs an keeps maiself warm.
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How ar yoo doin todai, mai deer?
Iz busee but gud, I was complaining 2 lols ago, but
cheezpeepz an dere hugz has maded me mush more happeh
nowz I has to go bak soon and does some workz
biopsy part of regular chekupz? is effry fing okai?
{{{PB2K}}}
oh – sowwee I missed teh hugs…I gibs yoo sum nao, k?
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{{{{{{two_kittehs}}}}}}
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phoeey awn teh werks…it jes gits in teh wai ov gud funz.
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yup, biopsy iz normal fer dis tiem post-transplant, jes to maek sure eberyfing iz going teh way wii finkso it shuld. I wont know until Mondai whut dey find. But I’z nawt too werried, acuz mai Dr. TinyOncoCats arent.
I has a fren who iz an oncoCat an herz is deh tinee
herz luks lyke a high skool kid
I will now call herz Dr TinyOncoCat!
is berry gud nayme
I ar glad ebbryfing beez gud
{{{{PB2K}}}} fanks fur deh hugs an I has sum bak fur Uz
{{{{{PB2K}}}}}
Sew glad to heer yer doin well! We misses yew wen yew izzint heer.
hope yor biospy iz lukin gud! we keepin owr fingerz an pawz an taylz an ebreefing else crossd for yoo! {{{{{pb2k}}}}} tohse bonemarrow transplants are reel mirakuls!
and also {{{{{two_kittehs}}}}}
ohai Lunar mommeh fankies
Let me wishes Uz berree happeh birfdais
oh, fankyoo two_kittehs!
Must be a goggie then, not a monster…
Yah, likelee storee, tryin tew blame it on sumfin unner teh bed.
U shudda tuuk care ov dat befoar u went tew bed!
O boi, naow ai sleeps wif u!
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cahn ai haz a glass uv wadder?
Reed meh a storee!
Wai is de skie bloo?
Wil u bye meh a cullering buk tomarrow?
Anudder storee?
Dew fish eber sleep?
A’m still firsty.
Letz plai a gaim!
Wai u cuber ur hed wif dat pillo?
mah injeh kitteh has discovered a highly nu wai of waking me up
herz pullz mah hair wid her teeth, berry effective furry alarm clock, I has one.
Mai Angel duz dat, tu! Owchie!
Mai Secret pats mai face wif floofy paw, den da more he pats, da more da pointy enz comes owt. Den ai gits owt ub bed tu feeds him. I ebben cubber mai face wif pillow, den Secret noes how tu get paws unner pillow.
Secret is a berry berry gud name for a kitteh.
Oh hai, parrothead! Secret is big black kitteh, him was born in mai haus from feral kitteh, we kept bof ob dem, but nawt spose tu hab nudder kitteh, so ai named him Secret!
If yu clikee on mai bloo name, yu kin see him!
Himz a handsum fella!
WOWSERS!!!! **eyez pop out** **claps and does happy parrot danse**
I neber nu yu cud half awl that stuff!!!
Ur kitteh is beeyootiful!!!
de happy parrot danse! duz it goe lyke dis?
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*bob hed, pek cuttlebone, kik birdie fut in ayre, shaik tailfedders, jazz talons*
ai luv dat danse!
{{bf473}} Jazz talons, WIN!
{{{kerrykatz}}} u kno how ai lyke a big finish, hee hee!
I didden no cheezpeeps nu teh happy parrot danse!!!!! I wud half joyend long tyme ago!! Awl-sew didja no, is much better danse after several choklit martoonis or margarootas, talons are much much jazzier?
iz troo, ai amma mush bedder danser affer sebrel drinkies
Welkum 2 cheezland!
Fanks, luvscatsva, parrothead. He sew sweet, he photgrafs kinna ebil, but is mai bebbeh, fur shur. Ub mai six kittehs, he mai bebbeh, eben doh he bout 15 pounds now. Wen husbin an meh joke bout ebber gittin diborced, ai sez, yu take ebbryfing, ai takin mai Secret!!
U Furgots to warn peepz tu be habbing teh pro tech shuns in plaic. Iz a splortee kitteh aifinkso.
{{WRr}} Ai lubs dat boi!!
Wut be teh “splortee”? Sawreee, i’m new.
Splort iz wen kitteh so cute dat yur branes splort aut ub yur head!
Der iz sumtimes peeps on duty to gard yu frum dis. Dey scoop yer branz off da floor, spray dem wif scented water, dukee tape dem bak intu yur hed, give yu blankee an drinkees til yu recover.
Am scareder dan dat kitteh in teh piktyur!
“splort” bee wen ur hed splodes frum de cuteness uv de lol. Doan worree, iz nawt as payneful as it soundz, we haz teems standin bye 2 help. Iffen u clik awn de ‘lolspeak wiki” tab up tawp dere u cahn see sum uv de cheezland frases dat doan maik mush cents IRL.
az part uv ur “welkum 2 cheezland” giftee baskit ai givs u sebral CHRGs (chikkin hed rubber glubs) wich u ware 2 hep contain de splortin, sum HGGs (happee goggie goggles) wich filter owt sum uv de cute & sum duk taype uv mennee rainbo cullers tew hep hold ur hed togevver.
alzo (sorre, ai nawt meen 2 soun bossie) iffen u want sum cheezland helpers dat r ful uv awsum & win find our frend cweenmj’s naim awn wun uv de preevius threds, clik awn her bloo naim & u goe 2 her blog wich haz a tab fer ICHC helpies. U cahn find owt how 2 hav an abatar & maik ur naim bloo (fer frend rekwests) & neato stuff lyke dat!
Bluesfan, u pre-fur lemon or limey wedge wif ur tequila shot and saltee?
o my! wuz not ’spectin giftee baskit!
*flustered*
*looks for more tequila to serve many new friends*
*finds tequila, out of triple sec, must just do shooters* *gets shot glasses, has just enough*
well fank you fank you ebery wun!!! my brayne iz feeling so filling up wid infermashun and my tabul filling up wid theze wunderful giftees!!! I was never no-ing duk taype cam in rainbo cullers! Dew stay and have many tequila shots with me! It iz, after awl, the nyte before caturday.
Now, dis a frend ub awl frends!! **holds owt glass fur a shot, offers sparklee bracelet in return**
no need for bracelet in return, but fank yew!!! After miny miny tequila shots we will ad-my-ur the sparkleeness wif much more appresheashun. Wud u lyke lemon or lime weddge wid ur saltee and tequila?
*takes bracelet for self*
YOINK!
oh my! nawt nicee!! half sum patron and lime, will make yew calm and nice. ov coarse, if not work, i half jazz talons
*stops and considers whut jazz talons can do to a lolcatburglar*
*doesn’t even want to consider teh jazz beak*
*sigh*
Oh, ok. Here’s ur stoopy bracelet back. I can has drinks? kthxhic
Drinks, want..jazztalons, nawt want so much. *sneeks bracelet from past thred tu LCB fur her salf control todai*
Thx kk4! But… um… could u just put it on teh tabel and turn ur back? It’s no fun ifn’ I cant’ steel it.
here is ur shot, catburglar. Ai wrapped ’round teh glass iz ur vury own sparklee bracelet!
LCB, ai nawt noes wat yu tawkin bout. *turns away*
Ai mus go tu my home naow, and help dotter dew cawlege applicayshuns. *sigh* Ai will leave the patron and lime wedges and salt for mi new frends. Don’t wurry, Ai will cleen up later. Enjowy!
Bedder yet, ai leebs it danglin frum mai purse.
so cyoot it makes ur brane explode!
There is lotz of informashuns in teh lolspeek wiki abowt stuffs like that, try toodling around in tereh a bit when u has time.
http://mine.icanhascheezburger.com/view.aspx?ciid=2444398
Dis be eggsampul of teh splortee kitteh. Plz to hab eggstra purr tech shuns in plaic if U click the link.
Fanks fur da warnin! Ai putted awn bathing cap wif flowers, wrap up hed bai maiself, ebben plug mai nose! Now nawt kin comment on cute kitteh wifout undoing awl mai protekshun!
I fink I am going tu like it here!
skwirrls like lemon or lime wedgies?
ai lyke lime, fanku! Iffen u goe furder down de thred u wil see ware wun uv hour cheezfrends splorted frum de cayuuteness uv de kitteh & was triple reskewed. Doan bee skared, wii is purrfessionals!
skwirrlz liek lime!
And Patrone is teh win!
*luks around*
Luks like teh partee is over.
Shuks.
Teh monsturs unner mai bed that wurry me mostest be feline!
Might I suggest collapsing the bed next time these “monsters” appear, so that there is no longer any space between the floor and bed. Not even for monsters.
Problem solved.
feline monstahs is on mah bed
standing on my head
thundering thru mah house
and demanding fud
at 3am
Hi 2K. Been lurking for a while and just started posting this week.
your pome made me do a happi dans!
*dans dans dans wiggul wiggul*
sounds eggsactly like my kittehs!
*scampers under bed with dust bunnehs*
ohai gamma cat! welcome to ICHC
why is Uz unner deh bed
come out an plai wid us
I has to go nowz but odder cheezpeepz will keep Uz companie
{{{gammacat}}}
Mebbe she wantz to plai wif teh kittehs unner teh bed.
Ohai Gammacat. welcomes. Has a chawklit manatee adn sum lemming tees?
Ohai gammacat! welkum frum de shadowz!
*dans dans dans skampurr skampurr*
thanky two_kittehs! thanky bluesfan473!
{{{two_kittehs}}} {{{bluesfan473}}}
hidin under bed from pleh work!
hafta go do some work, but then I cum back and play!
*waves floofy paw*
Welcum, gammacat!!! Heer is choklit martooni fur you! **joins bf473 in dansin**
NO I DON’T LIKE IT. TAKE IT AWAY.
Ai habing a hedake, ai gunna go haz catnap, aifinkso. Mebbe tu much sad abowt mai feral kitteh whu been missing fur abowt 24 owrs nao, an normallee her neber misses suppertiem oar goes berry far an her luvs her shelter ai maded her wif her floofeh blankkits. Ai know her berry old and nawt so helfy, so partlee ai want her tu be safe n warm in teh Meadow, but ai wish ai knew where she wenteded… *sigh* Ai go catnap wif teh indoor kittehs, an come back laytur. {{{cheezfrenz}}}
Feel better, Prys. Hedakes iz teh pleh — ai noez — ai haz wun azwell. *sigh* But nao ai iz gonna seein mah liddul gurl in her last dansdans class uv teh yeer. *sniff* So kyoot in hur liddul leotard & ballet shooz & tap shooz.
*wundurrs if she mite needin to taek hur CHRG wif hur*
HAY! FERAL CAT! Stop fooling arownd n go n see Prysma-kitteh! Yoo bees gibbing her a worree!
{{{{{{{{P-K}}}}}}}}}
hopeful thoughts are being beamed to you from all cheezfrenz, afinkso.
{{{prysma-kitteh}}} i hope her shows up soon. taht iz a sad an wurry, eben if iz not wun ob owr offishul pet kittehs but just afrend we’z takin care ob. wuteber happens, yoo shuld kno taht yoo haz done a very gud fing takin care ob her teh bestest yoo kan an maked her life longer, happyer an more comfy tahn it wuld hab been. hope her shows up, but if her haz gon to nise warm meddow taht not so bad, just sad for yoo.
{{{{{{p-k}}}}}} Ai hed feral kittehs too. Ai prays for u and feral kitteh! Ifn she had to go to teh Meadow, she will wayte for u. Srsly. She will becuz u r her person. Ai hed a feral kitteh hoo hed 2 behbehs. Wun died and she brot teh ovver wun to meh. She trusted meh. Whereever feral kitteh is, she luvs u, p-k! She reely does.{{{{p-k}}}} Scoose meh, ai finks ai haz sumfing in mai eye. *goes off to corner*
Nawt cries, {{{KCT}} Ai haz many rescue kittehs, an a few dat nawt made it, in spite ub mai halps. Iz hard awn our harts nd souls doh. {{PK}} Ai hopes dat kitteh comes bak soon, iz hard to wurrys bout dem, wen yu nawt noes ware dey are. Biggest gud Karma hugs to bof ub yu….
*sigh* Aifinkso mai feral kitteh PussPuss finded her way tu teh Meadow, coz ai seeing no sign uv her, an eben when her waz helfy, her waz neber gone so long. Ai haz a sad fur her, but she waz berry independent kitteh her whole lyf, sumfing lyk 15 yeers (!). Preevyus building sooperintendant feded her when her showed up pregnant, got teh kittens intu homes, got her spayed. When sooper gotted sick, she maded shur ai waz abul tu luk after PussPuss befoar she eben cawled frendz tu tell them she waz sick. When frendz made her go to horsepital, her waz so happeh ebrytiem ai bisited and told her hao PussPuss doing. Sooper cud nawt come back, iz in nursing home… ai luks after teh PussPuss yeer an a haf nao. Ai duz best fur her, an uv corse luvs her, but ai nawt eben reely eggspekted her to liv thru last winter, her helf been slowly deteryorating
Ai knowing, tho, her last night, she sleeped awn abowt six inches uv blankkits, the top wun an afghan warm frum dryer, in her lil shelter ai made her, an her had kittymilk an mackeral-an-salmon gushifud.
An nao, her warm and safe inna Meadow, tu wayt fur teh ex-sooper whu luked after her so long.
Ai be otay, iz nawt a hyooj oberwhelming sad… but iz a sad. Fank yu fur awl teh thots n wishes n hugs n unnerstandings n fings. {{{{{{cheezfrenz}}}}}} Lubs yu guyz.
OMCCOMCCOMCC!!! iz biggest braekfroo ebar in teh kumo(happycat)-shiro saga! see, lately shiro haz bin a liddle snippy an skoldy wif kumo, tehn erlier today shior beeted kumo to teh bestest chayr in teh hole howse (my hubby’s desk chair in teh study, very old upholstered chair, tehy lubs it for sum reezon), kumo waz sniffing an batting an shiro skolded him gud. now, aftur nice long naps, kumo haz comed bak into teh study an climed on teh desk an down onto teh chayr. furst shiro just satted tehr an luked at me, “wut’s he doin heer still?”, tehn him started to lik kumo’s head, tehn likked kumo’s head a lot more, now tehy sitting tehr pawz crossed just bein nice togevver for several minits!!! kumo just jumped down, fink himz reddy for lunch an owts, or mebbee just to take a baf. but wuz teh reel cozy togevverness frendship i’d been hopin tehy wuld haz!! (taked buncha pikshures, will put them up wen i gets a rownd tuit.)
Awww, dats nise!!
dat iz wunnerful! shmoo shmoo 2 shiro & kumo!
HAY!!! LUNARMOMMY!!
Is u still heer?
According to ur profile itz ur BURFDAI!
♪ ♫ HAPPY BURFDAI!!! ♪
We wudda thrown a partee!!!
Well we still can now!
If ur here?
R u here?
*runs to make caek*
**runs tu make drinkees, shares wif skwirrlgrrl as hur slaves in kitchen**
Fanks KK!
*takes drink*
*goes back to direckting teh skwirrlz*
Whippy creem is almost reddy!!
**holds owt glass** der nuff wippy creem fur ar drinkees?
um… I thot we were drinking wine!
whippy creem in wine.. do not want!
I has to go owt for a minnit KK, can u try to get teh partee goin?
I can be bak in… maybe 30 minnits or so?
Ok, **tells minions ub skwirrlgrrl to git moobin** Da caek iz ub utmost importans! **runs tu kitchen** Ai try tu make many choklit possums..**wipes down da bar, sweepy da floor, cheks fur dust bunnehs in da corner** Well, luks gud frum heer…oh, wait! **makes shur dat bar is well stocked an glasses nawt chipped, hires band, gets sekurity in order** Ai guess awl in order, aifinks will spend next half hour interviewing bouncers! **pours drinkee, leers at bouncers** yesh, partee plannin, rite up mai ally!
♫ Happitail birfdai 2 u ♫
♫ Happitail birfdai 2 uuuuuuu ♫
♫ Happitail birfdai deer lunarmommy ♫
♫ Happitail birfdai 2 u!!!! ♫
hugs & shmoos {{{lunarmommy}}}
fank yoo bf473!! taht iz lubly song!!
fank yoo skwirrlgrrl!
fank yoo kerrykatz!!
{{{{{{lunarmommy}}}}}} Ai am glad!
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eben tho i not az yung az i yoosed to be (but hoo iz?) i still likes habin burfdays. az long az yoo iz habing burfdays tehr iz alwayz hope. iz wen yoo stops habin burfdays taht yoo haz a reel problem! an i finks ob teh peepls i knowed hoo not so lukky to maek it dis far, an fink how lukky i am.
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heer iz my flickr wif noo pics ob kumo an shiro!
http://www.flickr.com/photos/30819068@N07/?saved=1
*a bit late but*
*serves LM speshul hot chokklit make wif real dutch coco and freshlee made skwirrl whippy creem, wif choklit butteh-creem caek on teh side, and two minichure razzberry filled choklit possums*
Sowry if I ‘outed’ u!
And glad that ur kittehs are finally getting along better!
(Gummi still gets teh odd skratch on hur nose from my OLKs)
ohai{{{{{{lunarmommy}}}} wuz just going tu aks abow t da mr happycat. so noaw he can has a nu naim? Gud tu noze hez gettingz alawng in nu haom.
yah, teh noo name meenz “clowd” in japaneez. cawz him iz teh luvly culor ob a thunderclowd, an himz tayl iz like a big floofy clowd ob smoke.
OMCC, iz yur birfday AN yu haz teh bestestest pawsibul birfday prezint, uv shiro an kumo being teh frenlee!!!!!!
Ai, ai, ai, ai nawt knowing hao tu say happeh birfday in big big letters lyk ai wanting tu. Ai hire skyriter az suun az ai can find wun, an be riting “HAPPEH BIRFDAY LUNARMOMMEH!!!!!” rite akross sky, awl caps tu making it lowder, an wif at leest 5 !’s aftur it.
Ai so happeh fur yu an fur Shiro an fur Kumo! Iz wunnerful tu see kittehs being frenz, ai splort wheneber ai seeing mine being awl frenlee!
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fank yoo prysma-kitteh!! {{{{{pk}}}}} teh happy burfdays frum my frenz at ichc are a graet prezint too!
This has been done like a million times already do something new you stupid animal lovers.
Rude troll comments have been done a million times. Go to another site if you don’t like the pictures and comments. Thank you. Better yet, make an original lol & see if you can show us “stupid animal lovers” how it should be done.
Trollus precognius!
Dis meens TH bee heer soon?
Oh hai, WRr, ai missed sum gud moosik las nite!!
*peers thru binoculars*
yes, luvcatsva, ai beleeve yew are correct. wut a fine specimen of Trollus precognius it is, too. krikey, its a byoot!!
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ai puts in a werd here fer teh brand new shiny Field Guide to the Trolls, by owr very own Prysma-kitty
http://www.prysmcat.wordpress.com/trollguide/
dat iz a wundermus troll guide!
ai made a commint, but werdpretzel eeted it.
for WP research purposes yer 10:14 ‘mint
popped-up about an hour after the post time
and I luvz the guide tew, wunder whut kinda net wii need ta quick lika bunneh snatch the specimeans up and puttem inna jar (wiffout airy holes)
Pweez tu hide unner da bed, kthxbai.
tehkitteh, u u u Troll! We hev a bond and u r JELLUS! *turns bak onna troll and flips tayle inna ayr roodly*
**joins KCT wif flip ub tayle, clinkees glasses, glad we nawt dem, eh?**
*clinkees glasses wif kerrykatz4* {{{kerrykatz4}}} Yes! Ai am glad wii nawt dem! Absomoluteleley!
We used tu hugs dem, but mai arms tired lately, like populashun xploshun frum da troll swamp!!
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Ai lubs the cyootness ov teh pikshur….ai lubs da eyes….oh deer! Ai feels a splort cumming awn. *chks CHRG* Seems tite. Hmmm.
**SPLORT SPLORT**
Dis mai firstest splort rescue…pleez tu let meh noe if it wurks!
Scoopie branes off floor
Spritzes branes wif vanilla scented water
Carefully replaces brains
Wrappy wrappy hed wif lilac colored dukee tapes
Takes KCT to cumfy chair, wraps in cheezfrends blankee
Gibs KCT marshmellow choklit martoonie
Iz better, or shuld we wait for more xperienced splort control?
Eggsalad, KK4!!!
Yoiks!!! Yew is splortededed! Ummm.. lemmesee…. I gots a vakyewm rite heer, I vroooomz up teh braynes… gotta wash owt teh dustbunniez, don’t hab enny sparkly water, will hab tew yews Fresca! Naow yer braynez will be fresh adn friksy! Scoopz intew craynilum, wraps titely wif dukktaype adn a CHRG, tops wiv bavvin cap wiv flawerz onnit, wrapz yew in a Cheezmap blankie adn.. haow bowt sum chokklit skwirrls? Adn sum tee? Or sherry?
I typez too slow, glad yew waz awlreddy recksewd.
Oh fankies, kerrykatz4 and ruledbyfantima! Fankies so mush to bof ov u! *snorgles into floofy blankee* Kerrykatz4, u didz grayte onna ur first splort! Ai dubbly reskued! {{{{{kerrykatz4 and ruledbyfantima}}}}} *drinks choklit martoonie and then piks up sherry to chase it*
O noze! whoop whoop whoop cums de CCC
sweepity ur braynes inno a nyce tydee pyle
rinsity wif sparkly wadder sew u feel nyce & fizzy
tuckity bak inno ur braynium cabity
snapity awn eggstra strenff CHRG (wdoi)
wrapity wif duk taype uv mannee rainbo cullers
snuggly u inno a floofy cheezfrends map blankie
offerity trai uv hawt chokklit & sordid pastrees
o mai! u haz been triple reskewed! u shud feel triple gud naow!
mai fergittin 2 “refresh”, let meh sho u it!
O noes a dubblol splorts.
***Runs tu gets the CCC
Drags it in frum the otter fred. Teh tyre still be borked.
Vaccuumz awl the brayns up. Czechs wif the brayn map tu seeez we hab tehm awl.
Washes wif teh dom perignon… (teh otter drank awl the springy waddurs)
Packs braynes back in hed…putz skullbones together wif pink duckee taypes.
Adds the 50s baf cap wif daisies
CHRG/wdoi (of rabid weezolz)
Tucks inna floofee cheezmap blankit a bloo wun **
Has the hawt chawklits wif teh sordid cookies
U be beddur inna minut.
{{{{{bluesfan473 and West River rat}}}} Fankies! Ai am reely reskued nao!
ai hoeps the bublols in the shampers nawt ticklol ur braynes too much?
Noes, efferyfing is just rite! Nite Nitey! *yawns hoogely* Tiem to goes hoem nao. Drink a martoonie on Funday for meh. Iz mai birfdai. *yawns lowder* Gotta goes nao. Sleepy. ZZZZZZZZZzzzzzzzzzZZZZZZZZZZZzzzzz……
Hapee birfdai tu yoo!!!
eggsalad eberywun…we has a wundermus nawt sekkund responders
Lettuce all go tu the TY boo tick. Ai will bai teh pi and martoonis fur awl the volunteers.
woo hooooo, iz dis hour furst quadroople reskew? wii iz gud!
Kin we hab choklit pi an choklit martoonis bof? Ai may need addishunal training, but culd nawt see cheezfren suffer!!
u did a perfekt reskew kk, u purrmoted 2 full splort-reskew status!
sadlee naow ai mus bee going, hoap 2 see awl cheezfrends awn Caturdai! Byeeeeee! ♥
Bye bye, bf473!! Hab a gud nite an hope we sees yu on Caturdai!!
U kin hab teh choklit walnut pi eben. Mai momma kitteh maeks it speshul cuz ai lieks it. adn teh dark choklit martoonis wif sprinklols.
YUM!!!
this is a test to see wut WP is up to.
wat iz dey up to Phillipe? ai maisef am up to bout 5 ft 4
its eetin haff ob my linkies, tahts wut its up too
P-Nut Buttr Torteh!!!
U can sleep wif me, cuteh!!!
Eep, LCB, ai haz a sowree, ai haz added yu tu credits awna Troll Guide! *blush* Ai nawt meen tu, um, taek yur credit intu teh lyte tu luk at!
U is be havin cheez monstrz unr ur bedys? Made of munstr cheez1 Awsum! i be havin crakerz an cheez tonites!!
Old joke is OLD. Every pic of aminals under blankies gets captioned with this joke. :[
Uf course u kan. Snuggles!
Do u here teh footstepz? I’z here teh footstepz!
Da Cat Itself Looks Like A Monsta!
awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww thats sooooooo cute!