Maybe tonight when you’re sleeping
Maybe tonight when you’re sleeping I’ll dress you up as DEAD
kittehs definitely dont liek 2 dress up.
picture: Justin. lol caption: TomCanHasCheezburger
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Mite wanna sleep wif wun eie opin foar a whiel….
Congrats rhsb. Drinkiez an dansis?
Oooh, yesh!
Margajaritas an Happitayle danses cuz iz teh dai befoar Caturday!
that is one cute kitteh !!!!
That is one P.O.’d lookin kitteh to me!!
Wud be eben cyooter wivowt teh sillee cloes.
ur just jellus that u rn’t dresst that festive!
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jellus hoomin is jellus….
**dresses CW in truly tackee costume** Luk! Now ebbryone jelus ub yu!
as they shud be ! i so purdy nao !!!!
wont hylp. kitteh juz sneek ap on othur seide
concats rhsb
I ar sending a hansum yung manz wid a drinkee fur Uz
enjoi!
Butt — teh hat is sew cute KYUTE! (oops, shh, so homin can sleepz).
Yew luks dahrlin in it! Lubs teh ribbons, and teh — um — oranges?
and the sorta eerring.
Oh boy how this reminds me of the good ol’ days of dressing up my cat in several different degrading costumes. Funny story, one time I was surfin’ the beaches in Maui when a 40 foot tall alaskan shoe cat came up to me and asked me for my spare change….anyway, long story short, I shot my friend bo vice.
It’s a Pearlie Kitteh!
Minnie Pearl? I nawt see teh pryse tag hangin.
Pearlies. Like the singers in “Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious” in Mary Poppins.
♫even just the sound of it is sumfink kwite atroshush!
yup. is very loud.
Whut? I can’t heer u! Kitteh costoom is too loud! Where is teh volyoom control?
wot? you needz a vacyuum contole? por kwah?
Luks liek hat minnie pearl wud ware!
Minnie Pearl–HOW DEEE.
Dis iz wat Ai fink uv wen Ai heer pearlie!
http://www.pearlysociety.co.uk/
oh, fanx fr teh linkee. i nebber new dat.
Thanks anni! That’s perzacktly what I meant…
Thems sum skeree lukkin owtfits tehre onna taht linkee. Ai kin onlee fink ob hau lawng it taked tew so alla tehm buttunz awn. Brits wit tew muches tiem awn thier handz, let me show u tehm! (Butt fur a gud caws)
Teh costyoomz aer passt doun teh famblee – sum aer berry owld.
Why kittehs hates Hallolween….
and Marty Grawz…
Mye, rhsb, you iz fast tu be tyed wiff yerself! (adn de wundermaus Maus, ob coarse) Adn wif teh wierdpress beein wierd tudai, two! Berry happitayl DBC tu yu, wiff drinksies adn dansies!
Fanks, RBF!
I eben surpryzed maiself wif dat!
Happitayle DBF tew yoo tew!
DBF?
Oh yeah, I ment DBC.
I iz berry tyred (cawled Dr TinyCat tew axk foar sumtin dat will halp dat) an mai brane nawt go tew werk todai.
*HEDBONK*
Her mented DBC, aifinkso.
*HEBONK BAK*
*finks*
OH!!
I iz having SEW much trubble wif teh acronoms today!
*skwink*
Ai iz an edditur. Teh akronims bees teh BAIN ob mai eggzistins!
*PooF* Ai banisshes dem.
*sqwinkitee*
Oh, adn INAH.
INAH???
I needs a hug. *wimpurrs*
Yu duz? Ai haz!
{{{{{{4.5k}}}}}}
Heers anudder hug, cant hab too many! {{{4p5k}}}
oh noes!
{{{{{{{O D’K}}}}}}}
Iz u habbin a bad day?
Oh fanks, guise. Dat halps.
Ai bees habbing a bad fall, aifinkso.
a. Stuff about poopy ex-bf
b. Nobemburr bloos
c. Wate gane
d. Awl ob teh abuv
Yu be in Kanadia, uv corse yu habing Novembrrrrrrrr bloos. Is dark stoopidlee erlee an iz dark when getting up.
An ai nawt knowing bowt yu, but mai body trais tu hibrrr… hibur… sleep awl winter lyk a bear, an that meens slower metabolizm, an that meens wate gane.
Iz awl pleh, ennyway, an teh ex-bf be nuvver fing entyrelee.
So… keep warm, nawt be tu hard awn yu, an let yur frenz hug yu.
{{{{4.5k}}}}
{{{{{{4.5k}}}}}}} Ai hates wen it gets da dark erlee. Nawt helps wen alreddy nawt feels da gud.
Ai haz teh prune shears for the ex BF complolmint ub Lrena Bobbet . Nawt fixes fings…Wall mebbe fixes ex.
But U feelz beddur (insert ebil smiley heer)
Fanks, guise. Ai lubs dis plais.
*wispurrs* West River Rat, ai has fantasized abowt dat…!!
Hours too late, but, wen dat storee came out, ai laffed nd laffed. Fwow it out da window? *laffs sum more*
yes, ai thinkso dead is just about right. whut do you think? neber mind, wut do ai cares wut you thinks?
Kin wii sic dis kitteh on WP?
Him lukz egg zakeree like I feelz!!
Cweenmj, tofuburger lefted u a message on teh previous thred.
WP is just sittin tehre
minding himz own bizness
… hmm, hmmm … letzmesee, ai’ll put this commint HERE and ai’ll put that commint THERE and ai’ll thow this wun OUT TEH WINDOW. this wun too.
.
tehn ai’ll take a nap while peeps is trying to post things. let them waits.
zzzzzzzzzzz
huh?
wuzzat?
oh, ai wuz asleep.
WAIT!!
wutamaidoing in this fugly costume?
why is this kitteh sitting on my face?
why is my bloods seeming to leek outof a hole buncha wholes?
ai’ll be good!!
ai promises!!
shirley you jest
No, I’m not. And stop calling me… bah, nevermind…
LOLZ
i miss shirley. an herz 5-oklok shaddow.
Carmen Miranda kitteh sais, dis hattie nawt hav enuff froot awn it
An it duzn’t luk berry eetabul.
apart from teh kitteh?
noz we no eet kitteh ! *slap*
teh fwuit duznt luk eetabul at awl!
Iz quite sure teh orinj onez r poysen.
Nawt onlee a costyoom, butt teh fuglee-est costyoom eber! Pour kitteh.
Ai do liek how her widdle eer is poling owt fru teh hole, tho…
Wud bee beyuotimous kitteh ifn haddent got hed stuk inna ugly-dump costyoom! Kittehs peeps prolly thnik tehy beein kynd to uze cut-owt-eerz hat, but iz crewel to kitteh aesthetikkque snensibbillitees!
mah yogeh kitteh will not sit still fur me to put a costoom on himz
dese kittehs is berry payshunt
I bought a set uv raynedeer antlurs foar Josie an got a cupla pikshurs befoar hur gotted tehm awf.
Teh luuk awn hur fayse wuz teh typikal, “Get dis d@#$@#$ fing offa mai hed!”
Yu bery brave!!
Kitteh hopes dat nun ub her frends gonna be out nd about tu see hur. Iz hard tu hide frum frends in such garish costuum.
Ohai ODK! Ifinkso teh hat is strappt on teh kitty…. luks like the oranj mite go on down under teh chin and underneaf teh floof?
Which wud splain how teh managed to keep it on teh kitteh long enuf to take a pickshure…
Kitteh nawt hab happytale. Hoomins gotta sleep sumtime!
Officers find hoomins ded in bed, puzzled by loud costumes dey ar waring.
http://www.pinkcoyote.net/creativegrooming.html
Someone else likes to dress up too…
O.
M.
G.
roflmaowtfbbq
that.. is.. just… sick…
how teh hell cud u paint a freakin dog? thats cruelty xD
ROLF…aifinks dis kitteh lukee dey nawt goggie!!
Sum. Peeple. Just. Have. Too. Much. Time. On. Der. Hands.
4p5k, ai agrees. Goggies remind meh ub da old black lite posters dat wuz in mai rum.
That iz so rong in so mannee wayz…
proof positive that the DOG peeps are jest crazeee
kitteh peeps wud neva dew sucha fing : )
Kittehs wuld nawt allow such a fing!
Oh mai giddee aunt!
I wanna know who told her about the camels. Y’all fess up.
Wernt meh!! Altho ai hab tu say dat de listee still cracks meh up!
which one, there have been at least two.
Camels?
Wot camels?
*innosent luk*
now tahts teh diffrens between kittehs an goggies. teh goggies iz pozin for pikshurs. if it wuz kittehs, teh groomer wuld be ded. or at leest at teh murjency room for many stitches. an teh fotograffer too.
Dis kitteh kyute wifout costoom.
Do deh saaambaaaahh !
U hav ceiling cat
U hav basement cat
Nowz we hav samah cat ! xDD
OMB! Dat kitteh will kill hoomun for dat costyoom! OMG Ai were da kitteh, ai wudn’t show mah faec! Bad hoomun! Mardi Gras!
an no jury wuld convikt yoo, kitteh. tehy prolly beez gibing yoo a rewardz.
Oh hai, lunarmommy, aifinks probable cause, krime ub passion, ai volunteers fur juree duty, jes fur dis.
yah, i’d let him go, fur shur.
Milords and miladies, tis plain to see, dis kitteh is owned by Renaissance Faire geeks liek me! Is a kitteh in a owtrajous ren costume.
WHY would ANYONE want to DRESS UP his CAT, unless for PUTTING IT UP on ICANHASCHEEZBURGER??!
Ai hate tu burst yur bubble uv self-rytchusness, but peeples were dressing up their aminlols lawng before ICHC came along. An yu get takin maor seeryuslee if yu duz nawt skreem. But ai fink yur neber lykely tu come back an luk fur replais ennyway…
**nods nods tu prysma-kitteh** Pleez tu nawt screem..**dresses up Conny in funee costume**
*snickers at Conny inna costume* Izza improovmint.
Oh, an ai lied… ai nawt hate duing it awl that much.
**ignores lie gleefully** Hur luuk funee in dat costuum, yesh? Ai partikuly liek da giant rabbity eers dat are pinkee pink.
Iz taht a retorrikal kweshun?
*makes a beeline for the NB*
Luk like hysterical kweshun..**joins in NB beeline**
*sings softlee tu self*
Practical cats, dramatical cats
Pragmatical cats, fanatical cats…
Abysennia cats
Black basement cats
Calico cats
Dont tuch meh cats
E….
Eggsalad cats
Frowny-face cats
Goggie-whuppin’ cats
Haus adn harth cats
I…
Ice queen cats dat igores us
Jelous cats
Koff up furball cats
Loungin round da haus cats
Move over awn da bed cats
Nocturnal cats
O….
Oringy cats (not poiwson!)
Peeved cats *swats at hat*
Quietly plotting cats
Runs around chasing tails cats
S…
Why oh why does WP eat my comments.
I picked the wrong day to stop lurking!
Super floofy cats
Taa Daa cats dat suprise us
Upossim eatin cats
Vacuum hatin cats
W….
Oratorical cats. Delphic Oracle cats.
Skeptical cats. Dispeptical cats…
Romantical cats, pedantical cats
Critical cats, parasitical cats
An tonite wen yur sleepin
Poisin Ivey cums a creepin….
??? Y do my shooz smell like cat pee?
Oy! The TrollHunter’s Feeld Guiyd tu Trolls 1.0 iz nao abailable! Just be clicking awn teh bloo naym fur seeing it!
Excellent! I give it @xElebenty!
Fanks yu, grate TrollHunter, der hab bin sew miny latlee, is hard tu keep dem awl strate in mai mind.
wowway cool and very scientifieek
sumdai wii shud awl go ‘troll-watching’…
…no wait, maibe wii cud jest schtick bambiboo slivaz unda our finganailz
Or listen to Barry Manilow records, endlessly repeating…
Or watch chik fliks, endlesslee repeeting…
AIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!! NOOOOOOOO!!!!
**cubber ears, screams inside**
Wow, ur guyde is full of win, PK, uh, trollhunter!
full of win and awesum.
ai have posteded a commint awn the blog.
egg salad werk!!
Dis is wut wun wears for all the drinkies and danses I hyear about?
Dis purrfik one tu wares tu lissen to da Jimmy Buffet, aifinkso.
Dis is purrfik, but my owt-fit is very more bryt.
Mahm, wen gramma leeves, can I plz taek dis stoopy hat awf? I kno hur gibs it tew mi foar mai burfdai, but iz teh fuglee.
Iz like da chrismas story, wen da gramma mek da bunny jammies fur da bois.
Aahhh….teh fings u put up wif tew maek shure ur inna will….
*snerk*
bestest holiday movie! I want bunneh jammies!
Can hab bunneh jammies, lawng as yu nawt put yur eye out!!
Hai! Remember me telling the story about the hot dog man yesterday? Well today, I called my boss – a Sergeant who carries a Glock – a sneaky SOB.
I’m at my desk, minding my own business, when the phone rings, I answer it and there is this crazy man on the other end. I’m trying to help him, but can’t find him in our computer system. He’s saying some wild stuff, too, but we’re used to that. Halfway through the conversation, I say, “Is this Brian?” and he says, “What? Who did you ask for?” I said, “Never mind, sir.”
After multiple ways of trying, I still can’t find him in the computer system, so I ask if I can look into it further and call him back. When he gave OUR phone number and started laughing, that’s when I told him he was a sneaky SOB!
whut is a Glock?
A 9mm handgun. Semi-automatic, I fink.
Wat teh cops ushulee carry.
oh fankee fur explanashunz
mah ignorance of various forms of ammunishunz an armz
let me showz U it
Husbin has S&W 9mm in nitestand, wif drawer always open a little. We lib in bad nayborhood, home invasions happens sumtimes. Ai nawt liek it sew much, you has to pull top ub gun back, an hard fur meh tu do. Wen he goes owt ub town, he duz it fur meh so is reddy tu go. No kids in haus, so ai iz glad tu hab it!!
sew excited i am, my vury furst commenting!
Welcome tew cheezland, parrothead!
**waves**
Are yu new heer? Welcom tu dis hapee plase!!
Welkum Parrothead! Grate naem!!!
ur doin it rite!
**forgot manners** Heer, parrothead, sparlkee choklit martoonis fur yu!!
***waves back very excitedly***
Fank yew, I have ben ’stalking’ for a loooooong time, trying tew get the hang of lolspeak.
Sew gald yoo delurked!
Ub corse, a parrothead wuld rock on da lolspeek! Yu doin jes fine.
Welkum, parrothead!
*extends floofee paw in frendship*
eber-eee wun is so nice and happee here! I will like it, afinkso.
Fank yew Fank yew!!! Sparkly choklit martoonis is jest wut I kneaded! I will surv margarootas later.
*wispers*
If u wants to reply to sumone else, u just cliks on ‘reply to this comment’ in teh box u wants to reply to.
Iz bedder, den iz easier tu finds yu!! Nawt want yu tu get losted!!
tanx for teh helpers! Wun kwestyun, how do yew know to go to the next piktyur?
Jes keep going up to da top, den new piksure says next, in bloo. Also, yew kin go to top, an on da side tu da rite shows hoos tawkin…you kin clikee on der tu. Ai wuz new a few months ago, an ebbryone nise and helpful!
Fank yu fank yu, a milyun tymes fank yu! Iz a liddle scardey the furst times. I will mooov on tu teh nu pictyur. Sea yu dere!
*hangs head in –embar -embarasm– in shame*
Iz it jest me, or are teh commints owt ov order?
Teh comments is out of order? U’r out of order! Teh whole site is out of order!
haz it eber been IN order?
hay lunarmommy,
Where ya bin?
We bin tryin to throw u a partee on teh next lol!
Mite have to move it to teh one comin’ up tho-
yay for big Al. can’t remember da moovie, but it was a good one for Al.
so thats why my cat attempts to sleep on my face…..
Oh boy how this reminds me of the good ol’ days of dressing up my cat in several different degrading costumes. Funny story, one time I was surfin’ the beaches in Maui when a 40 foot tall alaskan shoe cat came up to me and asked me for my spare change….anyway, long story short, I shot my friend bo vice.