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i eated him!
yum!
Ohnoes, yu gunna get teh pleh frum eeting spoyled rottun fuds!
Awlso, conga-rats!!!!
Gollygosh Valesa, Dat’s berry kwikk! Congrats!
scuze, Anni, gotta borrow dis fred, jest fur a minit- (pls furgib mi)
NOUNSEMINT !
fer all yu whoo been folowin da ventures ob mi nawt-sew-feral feral kitteh-
shes at da v.e.t.! yay ! wi did it!
(wuz relly funni- cat NAWT wanna go in da trap ! son says yes yu are ! cat says nao i nawt ! cat wins fer a long tyme ! veri cleber kitty !)
da vet says sheis ok, not have feline leukemia or aids, jest ear mites and worms, gibs her da meds, duz da spay (sigh-wuz not preggers after awl-sad) an we gets hur back as soon as she can b owtside agin- is gr8 TNR program- dey dont send her home expecting at-home care, they send her back when she can fend for hurself
i wuz beri sad dat she not ’spectin- habent had widdle ones here inna lawng tyme (13 yrs) wuz reely lukin forward tew babbehs. oh, well iz da best, i know in mi hed (but hart is sad).
ok, thx, back to our regularly scheduled programming
{{{sparkysmom}}}
U is doing a wonderful fing!
sabing the kittehs, I is sure ceeleng cat approves!
I has grate respekt fur what Uz iz doing
keep up deh gud wurkz
I duz a happee dans fur deh kitty nawt habbing ennee diz eezez.
*dans dans dans*
Adn bravo tu deh brave son tu capchuring hur!!
Ai doan’t myned bein ohai jakked inna gud cawze! Gud jawb, SM!
oh, datz good. Cuz weird plannin to hijack yr hoose fr the LOlymppik Cheezmeet in 2012. Corz, we duzn’t no zaktlee where you be libbing so we gotta go door to door to find you…
Ai warn u, teh part uv Lundun ware Ai lib iz berry denslee peepld (wiv sum berry dense peepl!)
oh don’t worry we’ll find Uz
mebee we can get LCB’s phlonquis to halp us…
umm… no fankies. ai no liek Lunnun tu mush.
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No fence, Anni
wai 2 go, sparksmom adn son!
adn gud nooz frum teh fyre area owt hear…mai fren went 2 feed teh kittehs lost in teh burneded nayburhoodz, but cud nawt find eeny hongree kittehs. Dey R alreddy being fed adn dere’s nawt menny lost kittehs eiver.
yesh, tk, ai saw onna da news dat many plaices fer da rescu ob da peeps naow letzem take da aminals too ! awlsew wi noaw hasda plaices fer da goggies ana da kittehs awl set up an reddy te go aheda tyme- wi du lern, wi dew !
such a gud thing ur doing!
{{{{{{{sparkysmom}}}}}}}
That is teh win that they keeps teh kittehs for recovery!!
My TNRs, I has to take home to recover. The males, no big deel coz they go back owt the next am.
But the gurls, 2 nites, and I hates to leave them in the basemint that long.. and my inside kittehs are always a little miffed when they know there’s a strange cat in teh spare room!
Btw.. speeking from resent xperience, the babbehs R the big cyoot, but it was EX AUSTING takin care of tehm, til they went to their noo homes, and really upset my howse for abowt a month.. it was worth it, but it wasn’t eesy!! So maybe not sew bad she wasn’t preggers.
ai fergotted tew say -anit onlee costed $200-
nawt bad at awl, fer da testes anna da shots anda spay
anda stay-at-da-vet munnees (walks away mutterin-
ai wantz da widdle kittehs….mayb go tew luv-a-pet ‘dopshun
plaice dis weekend h-m-m-m-)
(whispers- no 6am pic dis mornin?)
um, yur Freudian slip is showing…
Mabye that’s UR slip, MaisNon.
Ai fort it wuz a feemail kitteh!!!!!!
yoo peepsiz awl ‘orrible! tew da nawty barn wit
awla yoo ! sheeesh ! tests, ai ment, TESTS !
GIT YUR MYNDS OWTA DA GUTTER !
I think annipuss’ mind was in teh gusset.
Ow! That musta hurt!
{{sparkysmom}} Yay fur da kitteh nawt be sick, sad fur da noe bebbehs…I wint tu frens haus an her hab little blak kitteh dats bout 3mos. old. Ai spen more time playin wif kitten den visitin wif fren! Dey ar sew cute, mai hands nd legs cubberd wif scratchees awl obber.
fuggeddabowtit.
goggeh sleepez wit the fishez, heel be fine, no reelee srsly iz tru…
Dunno ware teh goggie went
dont keer, eezer. Az long az hez gone.
Mai sentymints eggzackly!
y u miss him anywai? mah leggs bout as long as hiz
An ai aer kwyetur, doan’t eet az mutsh, doan’t haz to go walkeez an aer awltugever nieser!
*BUUURRRRRRP!!!*
‘Scuse me. I think I had too many onions on that dog…
U can’t haz a hawt dog wivowt unyunz!
yesh, I relish teh onionz!
There has to be a rejoinder to this, but I’m danged if I can think of one. It must be TCCITDBC…
POETS dai!
??
Thank CC it…. I….
*hed hurts*
I got it!!
Yes!! TCCITDBC!
Sounds like your brain and my brain are in the same shape today. Pleh.
I wud make a shocky fase…
but I fink WP’s brayne (wot there is of it) is rite there with us.
Hao ennywun spost tu get fru a day awn ICHC wifowt being abul tu du shock-fayces oar eye-rolly-fayces oar winkee-fayces oar lolly-fayces??? Iz… iz gunna be terrorrorrabul!
oh ketchup, Maus!!
*studiees intentlee*
*hed beginz tu implode frum finking tu hard*
Ai haz a confuzzled… an awlso, no Clue.
Looks like everybody’s brain is a bit fried today so…
Thank Ceiling Cat It’s The Day Before Caturday
ANOM!
that ar 2 difficult
I has a noo career choyce fur Uz, U can beez in gubermint
making up acronyms fur nu federal agencies!
Anom, ditto!
Hay! Whut say after work we all goes to happy hours at TCCITDB Caturday’s?
Sounds like a plan!
*Jumps in the car*
*VROOOOM!*
*DriveDriveDriveTurnDriveDriveDriveTurn*
*SCREEEEEE!*
OK, I’m here! Where are you guys?
*sittin at teh bar alreddy*
*sippin a moheetoe*
Ohai Maus, wot’ll ya have?
I’m buyin!
Let’s pretend they have a well-stocked bar. I’ll have a Caipirinha
I’ll has a Rusty Skwerl Onna Beach!
*luks askanse*
A Rusty S.O.B??
Col. Mustard in the Kitchen with the Knife!
and saurkraut.
We had to let the dog go, he couldn’t cut teh mustard.
just kweeping hiz spot warm
Dis blankie jusssst rite!
You said he was spoiled so I threw him out.
*snerk*
Gud wun!
letz see. lettuce examinify teh facts.
goggie is missing.
kitteh is ornj.
*gasp* The orinj wuns reelly ARE poysin!!!!
onlee if you nom dem…
I fot dey wuz awl poysin is yoo trai to nom dem?
Pointy enzed, tu.
who let the dog(s) out?
Ohai cheezfrenz I been awai a bit
I been packing
an studying
an I is stressed
In mah neggst lyfe I wan 2 be kitteh
dont wii awl?
Akshully mah boss kitteh iz berree jumpee
himz not to fond of packing and moving fings
and himz is eggstra ffectionate becoz himz a liddel stressed 2
yesh yesh a kitteh’s life fur mii tew
2k remind uz whut yoo studiyen? {{{2k}}}
I iz plannin to go back to school fur doctoral degree in Business
(Econ/finance)
so I studying fur GRE
oooo then kin wii call yoo Dr 2k or 2k, PHD? pulleeezhuhhuhkinwii??
6k U can callz me whuteber U lykes
an fank fur deh hugz
I needed demz
here’s sum more!
{{{{{{{two kittehs}}}}}}
Needing hugs? Ai gots lots!
{{{{{{2k}}}}}}
fanks leeza-b ! an p-k
cheez frens is deh bestest!
Moar hugz bee flyzing in frum teh west coast.
{{{{{{2k adn nerviss kittehs}}}}} gud luks wif teh GRE, teh pakking, adn awl.
fanks tabbeh kitteh
:gibes tabbeh kitteh headbonkz
I has hugs to spare
{{{{{{{{2k}}}}}}}}
I gibs yu sum
more hugs is gud medicine!
kRme, fanks
Heers annuder one {{{{{2K}}}}}
fanks{{{{{kk4}}}}}
I wanna be a kitteh, tew!
I wanna be a beeg floofy howsekitteh dat runz teh playse.
{{{2_k}}}
I hates packin.
U shudda been heer last nite. Wii had groop snugglol!
Wuz teh fun!
oh fanks rhsb I could has used a grup snugglol
mah stress level beez ski hi
an becoz of mah foot ouchie
I haz not been ablez to run as much as I would like
mah grumpiness led me showz U it
Ur foot still hurtin? U shure nuffins borked, rite?
Has u had Dr TinyCat luuk at it? Mite be sumfin u wanna do.
My stress lebel has been awf teh chartz latelee, but teh wunnerful cheezfrenz halped wif dat.
I LUBS U GUES!
it beez mush bedder but not normal, I not
beenz to Dr Tiny Cat yet
but has pointment to see him neggst week.
I not fink it beez borked becoz the last I had borked mah big toe
I was libing on pain killahs and I hasn’t eben had to take 1 tylenol
only hurts when Iz has 2 wear shooz, it be a tinee bit swollen but odderwise
luks normal
also, I can walk without any pain but can’t run more than 2 miles
or jump
Dat’s pritty gud, aifinks a culd nawt run round da blok unless sumfin wuz chasin meh!
I dunno hao lawng I cud hold owt eben if sumfin wuz chasin mi!
Mai bad shape, let mi show u it…..well then agin…..u mite NAWT wanna luuk!
start small and try deh run walk meffod, run 2 min walk 1 min
and so on..
I wuz not a runner until berry recently, mainly coz mas asma
problumz
obcourse U needz gud shooz 2
Iz tuff, since ai bin owt ub work, ai gained mor wate, den husbin tells meh dat ai nebber bin dis big before. It hurted mai feelings *sniff*
{{{kerrykatz}}}
{{{kk4}}} Taht nawt nies atawl! Whai guys fink them gets tu say fings lyk that? Yu be yu, an him shud be grateful tu be habing yu zaktlee as yu iz!
Fanks, {{2k}} {{PK}} Will git bedder soon, ai bin making quilt by hand for mai Mom, fur christmas, so been sitting down moar den usual, can’t quilt nd beh active. He wuz 47 wen we gots married, an wuz batchelor til den. Aifinks he nawt realize how he comes off til iz too late…but still, nawt xcuse!
oh fankie kerrykatz4, but befoh the toe ouchie
I usually ran bout 5miles atleast.. till the toe gedz bedderer
i has 2 goes on shortah runz
is ok, is just dat mah runz is mah coping mekanisms fur stress
an I ar stressed bcos I beez juggling 2 manee fings at dis tyme
T_K, it sounds like you might have “turf toe”, which is tendonitis in connection between your big toe and the rest of your foot. I had it once a few years back. It’s no fun.
but it ar mah liddel pinkie toe dat ar hurt
cud be tendonitis of deh liddel toe?
I stubbed it real bad bout 2 weeks ago
I goes to Dr Tiny Cat earlee neggst week
is no fun dat’s fur shure
You can get turf toe in any toe. The big toe is most common. Actually, it sounds the you broke the toe when you “stubbed” it. It will get better. Eventually.
you may be rite, I guess when Dr Tinycat does deh
x-ray I will knoz fur shure.
fanks Maus I appreciates your input an concern
Your welcome. After years of dancing, I have borked my toes and feet about elebenty ways. The worst was getting plantar fasciitis in my right foot.
Owiee owiee owiee!!!
I danse 2z, and dis 3 rd time I has hurted mah foot
really bad, I may have made my foot worse by dancing on
it, an running but I can’t sit still it makes me crazeh.
an I ar crazeh enuff to begin with
Oh hai
Ur goggie scaped
I tryed to hol him back, but he too stronk
I tink he eated too many miwkbones
Ohai, cweenmj, ai sended yu an emayo, but ai furgotted teh subjekt lyne (ai haz teh nawt-smart tuday) an ai nawt shur if yur spam-filter mite eeting it.
I haz a giant sad.
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WP b nomming mai commintz agin. I anserd PK bowt deh emayo. And I haz posted deh Cheezpeepz Map kwestyun on bof dis LOL adn deh last wun. I see it heer, but it not b in deh hooz talking list. I kin seeing it, but I bet u kant. Adn deh wun on deh last LOL b missing kumpleetlee.
ai finkso de site bee havin a gyant weerd todai, ai sees peeps sayin dat iffen u uze de smiliez de poast nawt gittin fru. maybee has bean taken over bya gyant blancmange intent awn winnin Wimbledon?
Oh Hai, BF!! kin u seeing deh map kwestyun post just abuve dis wun??
I b so frustermerated wif deh ICHC serverz!!
sorree {{{cweenmj}}} ai cahnt see de map kwestshun, onlee de wun ware u sayed u ansered PK’s emayo
ai dunno wat is goin awn laytely, yesserdai mai (an odder peeps) abatar kep dizapperin eben doh ai waz logged in otay. straynge dais indeed…..
I thot it wuz inbiziblol.
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I dunno wut tu thinking.
I kant see mai profile. Oar most uv mai frenz profilez.
haf mai commintz git nommed.
I b tempted tu go way fur a wyle wait til deh “gnu adn improoved” ICHC kumz owt.
If it ever duz.
Dey haz be promissing us deh fixez fur deh commint burgerz fur agez and dey givez us awl sortz uv stuffz wii not asking fur, but not deh thing wii wanting deh most.
*sigh*
It b gitting so it not b fun tu b heer.
If it not b fun, dere b no point in kumming heer.
O noze! Pleez nawt 2 sai u wont be kumming heer?! U & Hashim wer mai furst cheezfrends wen ai stawped lurkin an joined in de commintin! โฅ โฅ โฅ Awl ur elebenty kabillyun frends wud miss u sew mush!!
aifinkso mai cweenie needs a big hugz
{{{{{{{{{{cweenie}}}}}}}}}}
an a schmooo toooooo
MJ, WeirdPress is delayed-reaction eating any comments with a WP Smiley in it right now. It may also be eating comments with URLs, but I’m not sure about that
yes, anyfing I tried to post wif a linky yesterday afternoon, wos hit and miss. Most didn’t post. I didn’t try last nite, and I hasn’t tried today…
I did see some show up, that I cud tell where arriving WELL aftur peeps submitted em.
Yoo can see me at de bottom wif de alfamabet listie?
Or am I inbizibul?
uh ohs.
I don’t see an alfamabite listie!
Where it b?
My ‘xperiense has bin, if u see urself in ‘who be talking’ teh post is visibul. If not, it ain’t.
U haz deh inbiziblolz tu!!
I not seeing an alfamabet listee heer.
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Ifinkso dere b tu mennee inbiziblolz.
Adn deh split at 200 commintz makez it impossiblol tu keeping up wifowt habbing tu jump frew hoopz.
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And awlla peepz hoo b on in deh ebeningz haz no nu LOLz tu playing on awl nite long.
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*Nuzzer giant sigh*
below us are my lynx test posts
a non-lynx, non-shmilee, post ansawing
a indivisobull post whell nawt show ether
I duzn’t see ennee commintz frum u below dis wun.
*nuzzer sigh*
Ya, de nested posties awl disamapeer if sumfing happens to de furstie wun. (Doan yell at mii, I can say furst if nawt tryin fur nawt sekkund!)
*grins*
Dat happened befoar wen de burgers frew a troll owt, awl de comments unner hiz wented awai, tu.
WP duzzent seem to lyk mai alfamabit listie. I tries agin.
*sigh*
uhohs!
*BIG shock fase*
It appearz something noo is going on.
6K, I can see ur quilt in hoo be talking, I think it must be teh test post ur referring to, but when u clik on it it won’t take u anywhere!
This is getting reeeeeealy weird!
Hay Burgers, wot is going on??????
pleh on teh 200 commints page brake!!! pleh pleh pleh
ai ferwarded a rekwest tew make teh page brake after 300 commints an dems sed otay inna week or tew….. (paws crosst)
Dey awlwayz sayz “in a week aor tu.”
but nuffin gud happunz.
yew is teh crabbie girl tewdai………… ai gibbed yew teh biggest hug up above…smilol……..is just a website, no?
Yes, I b deh GrumpyGus tuday. I preesheeate deh hug. {{{jamamamama}}}}} Ik just feelz BLAHHHHH!!
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Mai doc sed tu cut mai happee pill cunsumpshun frum wun a day down tu wun ebbree uzzer day. And, if awl b ok, after a munf or two tu cut it tu haf a pill ebbree uzzer day. So i haz been on deh haf rashun fur abowt tew weekz noaw. Mebbe cutting bak on deh happee pillz not such a gud idea.
awwwww
{{{{{{{{{mj}}}}}}}
give urself a wiles to adjust….. progress, itz not always as fasty as u want it to b, izzit?
{{{{{{MJ}}}}}} i stays on mai HP butter even sew wren this timo’year comes long & it getting DARK @ 5 pm, i gets the blooz tew and liddle stuffs seemz sew much moar differcult too take. jest memba wii awl reelee srsly iz tru luvs yoo and wii have yer back — coverd witt hugs & prays
an whut happened to the voting burgers on the commentz
dey is gone, extinct, like the t-rex
I noez, wii duzn’t pay a pennee fur dis site. Adn I feel like and ungrateful beeawtch tu kumplaining. But if it aint fun, derez no point in beeing heer.
wuz rong………. ai dunt fink ai haz ebber herd yew dis grumpish……. ai sry… ai wud fixit iffn ai cud!!
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โฅโฅโฅโฅโฅ
โฅ โฅโฅ โฅ
โฅโฅโฅ
Wii r still heer, cweenmj?
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Wii lubs yoo. I am wif jamamakitty, wii wud fiks it if wii cud…
u nawt a beeawtch at awl {{{{{cweenmj}}}}} iz bery frustratin wen fings doan seam 2 wurk lyke dey shud & doan seam 2 git fizzed lyke prawmised.
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Ai doan wan 2 see u goe! โฅ โฅ โฅ โฅ โฅ Maybee iffen u jus taik a brake fer a dai er sew fings mite bee bedder wen u cum bak? Hugh & ai wud miss u ,pleez doan leef uz fer eber! *shmooshmooshmoo*
Gud moarnin jamamakitty..**staggers intu kitchen fur cofee**
I wud not leeving fureber. I lubz awl mai cheezeepeepz.
{{{{Cheezpeepz}}}}}
But i b frusterated wif deh goofy site.
ai cahn unnerstan dat.
ai maid u a pixure, ai nawt gunna tri leefin a linkee butt pleez 2 clik awn mai bloo naim 2 see it?
oops, nawt that bloo naim, de wun in dis commint, thx!
But, BF, dat b part uv mai frustermerashunz!! Wen i klikkee on ur name, I gitz white paige. It haz deh address bar and deh toolbarz, just no content. awl wite.
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I uzez firefox so i can’t favrit… and it wudn’t du ennee gud if I cud cuz I cant see mai own profile….. I cant see mai frenz profilez. … seemz like ebbree day der b sumfing else borkt.
BAH HUMBUG!!!!!!!!!!!!elebentee!!!!!!!
We lub yu too! {{{{cweenmj}}}} Iz frustratin, shuld nawt hab da irritatshuns wen jes wanna play.
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* hands cween a hyoog marshdamallow filled chokklit manitee *
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{{{mai leeje}}}
ah’m sorree, ai dint fink bout dat u mite nawt bee able 2 see it.
*sad faice* infinitee hugs {{{{cweenmj}}}}
eep! ai has an inbisibul…
do nawt want!
U could mabye e-mail her teh link?
test
Test FAIL!
HAALLOO LCB! I’ve finally silenced that Guinea Pig of yours so I get to play tonight!
* looks around for lip balm, leather trousers, a microphone and groupies *
ai tri emayoin de linkee 2 de cween, ai hoap it wurks. Sorree doh, ai uzed de addy fer de cheezmap, hoap dats otay fer non-cheezmap bizznezz.
I’m sure for ur porpoises it was fine, BF473.
And O hai, Mick. Don’t forget to untie GP after a while; he has a lot of works to do to get reddy for teh concert next week.
*hands Mick a industrial-sized drum of lip balm*
* muffloled yells ob “HALP” * wrigglol wrigglol *
*Hands Mick a tankful of little fish*
OK, Mick, here’s your guppies!
*Hands Mick a bowl of soup*
Heer’s ur ministrone.
Hay, Maus? U hear something? Sounds like muffled cries for halp. Weerd, huh?
*turns up volume on stereo to drownd out teh noise*
What? I have my headphones on! I can’t hear you!
* applies lip balm, slurps down soup, looks at fish with a confused look on face *
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OKAY! ARR YU REDDY? * strut, pout, strut, pout, strut, pout aaaand hold *
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GP! Stop wriggling! you’ll only make it worse! I’ll untie you when I’ve finished! OMG!
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* strut, pout, strut, pout *
Um… Mick… I couldn’t find any leather trousers. These will have to do…
*Hands Mick a pair of plaid Plus-fours*
* Flies into a Diva rant *
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What? WHAT? What the Hell are these? I WANT my leather ones! Now!
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* strut pout strut pout *
Mick, I’m afraid only GP knoes whare be ur lethers. And he’s off clacking around somewhares. U’ll just has to wait for him.
STN
Well… I know what to do with Divas…
*Gets out a couple of cream pies*
*Flings them at Mick*
*SPLATSPLAT!*
Oh dear! What a mess! Let me clean you up!
*Get out the seltzer bottle*
*SpraySpraySpraySpraySpraySpray*
Hmmm. I don’t have anything to dry you off. Oh, wait!
*Get out the Zippo and lights it*
Slacking. GP is slacking. If he’s also clacking I dont’ wanna hear about it.
* MEGApout *
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Okay, fine! I’ll untie that Pig of yours… but you have to promise to keep him quiet! He gives me such a headache when he squeaks! Oh, and did you hear he’s refusing to let me headline his stupid concert?
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* unties GP *
* lukks at Mick wib narrowed eyes *
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WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEK WEEEEEK WEEEEEK ai issa fwee!
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* scampersarowndberryfast *
dey shoin up naow, jus reely reely delaid
So iz teh neckst lol – shud haz been heer 24 minits ago
o hai cheezfrendz! dis iz tofu! fanks 4 awl of ur suggeshuns nd we r rly tryin 2 fix awl of teh issuez wif da site. wif da burgers on da commintz, we r lookin into companeez dat can halp us wif dis cuz wen we had da burgerz on commintz, it borked manee frendz browzerz nd maked loadin tiem very very slo. plz free 2 email us wif ur suggeshuns or if u iz havin problums wif da site. we r listenin! also xtra big hug to cweenmj! we dont wantz 2 c u leeve 4 a bit, and we lurv u nd awl u do 4 dis site nd cheezfrendz!
โฅ Oh Hai, tofu!! โฅ
I noez u guize b werking hard fur us. But sumtiemez mai frustrashunz git deh best uv mii. I’m shur uv had daze like dat ursef.
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Mai profile stuffz werk fine wen I b on WIFI, but on mai HughesNet/modem hookup, it still b awl whakkee.
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I lubz Cheezland adn wud neber leeve fur gud. But ifinkso a short timeowt b in order.
Schmooz!!
*snerk*
U sed todai.
hahahahaha
Sowry.
Laffin wif u, not at u. *wink smiley*
It’s mai birfday!
Hay! Happy Burfdai!!
WP must know, it let u put a smiley fase on too!!
Dat meens U is specshul.
Hope u has a grate burfdai!
Wud u like a drink or how abowt some chokklit caek??
Oh!
I see now it tookd over 30 minnits to hork it up tho!
Well if ur still here, caek’s on me!
Wif whippy creem, on rekwest.
Iz still here!
Tanks fer the cake.
Happee happee birfdai AR!!!!
Happi birfdai AR an mennee moar 2 follo!
Hapee Birfday!! Heer is sparklee bracelet tu ware tu da partee!
Happeetayl burfday AR!!!!! Mays yu hav manee moor!
Thanks all!
lol rotten
I awlreddy:
Ates up awl hiz fud
Bobbled hiz ball
Chased hiz frenz awai
D…
Wai r yoo konserned?
I awlreddy:
Ates up awl hiz fud
Bobbled hiz ball
Chased hiz frenz awai
Dโฆ
dunked himz donut
erased himz commints
flunked out ob kitteh skool
g……..
Grabbed awl de grayvee
Hosed owt hiz hows
Implyd hiz instuhbillitee
J…
Gibbed himz toys away
Handled himz affairs
Inched on over
J…
Jumped awn hiz blankie
Kep awl hiz tois
Laffed in hiz faice
M…..
Moved fud bowl across haus
Needle him wif pointy enz
Occupied himz spechul blankee
Pestered him mercilessly
Q
Marked mai tearatoree
Neutered himz wiff maii pointies
Overloaded hiz intellucktool billities
Proved beyond shadoe offa doubt “I iz Superior”
Q…
Wares teh noo lol? Iz layte!
Hai! Remember me telling the story about the hot dog man yesterday? Well today, I called my boss โ a Sergeant who carries a Glock โ a sneaky SOB.
Iโm at my desk, minding my own business, when the phone rings, I answer it and there is this crazy man on the other end. Iโm trying to help him, but canโt find him in our computer system. Heโs saying some wild stuff, too, but weโre used to that. Halfway through the conversation, I say, โIs this Brian?โ and he says, โWhat? Who did you ask for?โ I said, โNever mind, sir.โ
After multiple ways of trying, I still canโt find him in the computer system, so I ask if I can look into it further and call him back. When he gave OUR phone number and started laughing, thatโs when I told him he was a sneaky SOB!
Dat was da sneeky! Yur office be full ub da hot dog mens, aifink.
Mai boss nuffin lyk teh hot dog man, fanks CC.
I was dressed up awn Mundai an him axked mi, “U goin fishin, rhsb?” I luuked at him an sed, “Ifn I wuz I wud SERTINLEE nawt be doin it heer!”
Wii wuz talkin abowt datin (in generul) an him sed him lyks bein singlol. I tolded him, ‘Yu wuud! U has teh yooniform!” To witch him grinned an nodded hims hed.
Hims berry hansum, speshully inna yooniform, but himz tew yung, aifinkso. Oh, an hims got teh moas COUNTRY akksent u eber herd! Hims frum Eestern KY (teh hills) an it shows!
I lubs him azza boss. Hims funnee an lets us ack sillee wen wii has teh tyme.
**fans self** Countree accent and uniform…WIN!
well hopefully itz because tehy trying to fix the bork of teh website.
I has to leeve now, will czech in later!
TTFN, Leeza!
Dont foargit ur way bak!
ai wunderz if tehy got hijaked by a spammer oar sumfing… ai noes owr big burgerz wud nawt let us down foar no gud reezun. ai hopes iz nawt sumfing awful.
heerz burfday fairy (on time today for wunse!!) to wish a big HAPPEE BURFDAY to all teh cheezfrenz, lolfrenz, noofrenz, lurkurfrenz, an trolz hoo haz tehms burfdays today!! an to owr Aegis Runestone!! i haz bringed yor favrit flavrs ob burfday caeks, speshully teh choklit wuns but not just choklit, fizzyfrooty party punch, i skreem, noyzemakers, an goodie bags wif teh eber-popyoolar ittybitty sekrit diyarees, wif ittybitty sparkly pensils to rite wif, bownsy balls taht lite up wen tehy bownse, kandees, an puffy turkee stikkers wif googly eyes!
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Ohai, Burfday Fairy!
U is sew swet tew be doin dis awl teh tyem!
Wen is ur birfday? Wii needs to has BEEG partee foar u!
Thank you, everyone.
ohai eberybuddy, and especially teh cweenmj,
plz to nawt be getting too frustrated wif teh website
plz plz nawt to be thinking of goings away
.
it will get fixed
in teh meentime, we can has laffs at its expense
.
plz to be taking teh deep breths
plz to be thinking teh calming thots
plz to be … ooh, dots …
Ummmm….is your pet really spoiled if it’s kept in a crate? Just a thought.
you sure about that
there is a lynx test above me — or not