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Hey, what's with all the misspelled words?
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Hey, what's with all the misspelled words?
» Learn Lolspeak — teh furst language born of teh intertubes.
Some days you roll the log,
Some days the log rolls you.
LOL & conga lines wif shu laces! naitcap ov green mint chokklit martooniez wif cheez(burgr) strorez 4 yu!
Ai cuds be guest? Choc and green mint sounz gud!
teh adorable little pinkie foot pads ob teh babeh.
mom’s profit roll-over?
Ira the Elephant’s roll-over
or in nooziland we haz Cashun da elephunt from da bank
Is dis hows to sleeps like a log?
ai wooden knoe
I gess I was barking up teh rong tree.
o, sew dats wut dey meens bai “error log”
Ennee bodie member Ren n Stimpy?
*sings* ‘it’s log, it’s log, it’s big, it’s heavy, it’s wood’
I haz a gigglee..
it’s lo-og it’s lo-og it’s better than bad, it’s good! Everyone wants a log, you’re gonna love it log, everyone needs a log, get a log, love it log!
it rolls down stairs, alone or in pairs, it rolls over your neighbours dog
its great for a snak, it fits on your back its log-log-log!
Heeheehee, Drayko, u noe it tu!
iz teh bestest sawng evar!!
It’s better than bad, it’s good!
roflmao updated to rollmto
rolling on log laffing mai tusks off
awwwwwwwwwww! sew cyoot tuu fink dat bebbeh ellyfint iz laffin histerikly!
First steps in the evolution of the tree-elephant.
Not so great, ackshually.
At leest it gawt da log rollin’ rite? Wifowt it, dere wud be no tree-ellephuns!
Ai nawt so shur teh ebolushun uv tree-efalunts iz gunna be az eezy az fawling awf a log…
Mai be bettur dan da stick-bug! ^-^ Dat’s da fun ob ebolushun! Yew nebber nose wat yew is gunna gets.
hmm. and tehre seems (*looks around*) to be no tree-elolophants. wunder why.
dey is camoflajed and hides verreh well. U nebbur noes dey r dere.
unless they accidentally slips and falls owta teh tree.
when yew is walking underneeth.
stopping to ties yer shoe.
nawt looking up at all.
whistling a happy tune.
nawt expecting nuffin.
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—– splat —–
kafleen is rite!
Tehy paints their toenails red, and hides in cherry treez!
Elephant: “Aw, daggone it, the donkeys won this year! I’m so depressed I could just fall over right here!”
*snickers*
u ken see bai da aor dat ai sumtymz haz prollems loggin orf, tu, but aiz nawt a nellyfunk aiza destination cat
Ohai Mrrphh, Haow aer u 2dai? Ai aer shore u aer moar graysefull dan dis lolofant!
Henry Mancini… Ur doin it rong
Baby Lolofunkle Walk, FTW!
I wuz hopin some astoot person wood get ref,
butt iz terrilolbull earwurmz
Yes. Thanx!
gos awf hummin: bum de dup de dee da de dea
aor somefin
Kolonol Haathi obstakul cours fail.
Dis is nawt teh military styl!
Fawl down, go BOOM!
Must be realyted tew mi, aifinkso.
{{{{rhsb}}}} Gud moarning!
Ohai, p-k!
I hads sew mush fun last nite! Didjoo?
*nodnodnodnodnod* *stops tu yawn hyoojlee*
Did indeed, an hated tu leev! Reel lyf always gets inna way uv importint stuff.
Dat oar WP decydes tew goes fur a layte nyte snak awn da commants! Won frum Leeza showeded up at leest 15 minnits aftur she told us she was leebin fur da nyte.
WP waz having a wurser day than yoosooal yesturday, aifinkso.
That, oar teh fabrik uv spaystiem iz borked again… cud be eivver wun.
Hehe is prolly da fabrik uv spaysteim mixed wif kosmick raydeeayshun dat gawts it borked. =P Does dere be a CCC fur da WP, purrhaps? =P
*has a frustrated*
Stoopy WP.
It still has a hungree today.
First post I tried got eete.
I had a roll-y eye smiley innit, so I took that owt and tried again, dat one posted ok. So ifinkso I will be not using teh emoticons today.
Mebbe spaystiem iz still borked? Or WP haz a hungree an haz nawt been fed latelee…
Psst, leeza… iz nawt just yu.
Ai just had a commint wif a shock smiley innit get eeted.
gud to know!
*skwink*
Oops mom! I felled ober sumwuns trunk!
dat’s a gud wun!! WIN
I just want to SMOOCH and SNORGLE the little pink bottoms of those paddies….is that wrong?
Not wrong! Leetle peenk feets nom nom nom!
i dunno if is wrong, buts i tinks dat bebbeh ellyfent butt is kyoot! awwww.
*hee-hee* u sed butt!!!
*hee-hee* u sed butt tew!
(bonk)
Oops… meybe I read the direkshuns rong…
first!
Ai duz nawt eben know where tu begin…
ichc will NEBUR get rid of the first.
Um, yur about 36th, akshully…
And nawt berry polyte.
but the baby elephant is cute.
Then whai did yu nawt just say that?
first amendment?
first impression?
first lady?
first class?
first aid?
first day of christmas?
Disambiguashun needed.
first do say ‘first’ akshully
but teh peepz wu sez “furst” will nebber gets conga rats, corngratshoelaces, choklit martoonis, frech Gulf shrimps, burfday parteez, consertz, dansdansdanses, vizzits tu teh Ty Booteek…
Guess wut?
Whut?
Lolphant butt.
fais-paw!
LOLOLOL! ai lubs taht joek! am nawt shur wai…mebbe tu menny yeerses spent wif kiddehgarners.
I lubs dis place.
ouchie! ai thawt fallin awf a log wuz spose 2 bee eezy!
Poleece reports confyrm……Babar wuz pushed.
I love his little feets too!
Ohai eberywun. Haz u seed teh sweetpea?
Ai can borrows teh tendrillz of doom? Ai has tu squeeze teh hoam loans out ub teh bankur tudai. Mai goggies wantz teh new haws. (soda ai)
sry, ai hazint seen sweetpea, but gud luks wif teh hoemlonez! mebbeh yu kin taek yur goggiez along — tell dem tu puts awn teihr saddest expers… epxrses… faec.
Hoo moobed de wadder?!!
I really want a baby elephant now.
Hahaha awww… baby elephant butt =)
Skweeeeeeeee!
Itsa behbeh elleefunkle, posin for teh drorin awn teh chikkin hed rubbah glubs!
that iz won beeg kittee
Bebbeh lolefunk sez, twik r tweet smellz mai feet…wut? huh? HaLOLoween wuz LAST munf? dang…. but Ai wuz jist borned, Ai mist it….
Shood be:
Safari…
..iz logging off…
Git it?
This is our new baby elephant at the Oregon Zoo in Portland.
His name is Samudra – Sam. He had a really rough start, but is doing great now!
lol aww thats funny and cute >w<. P.S. WHAT rolls down stairs alone or in pairs rolls over ur neighbors dog wats great 4 a snak what fits on ur back its LOG LOG LOG
Wii doan scirmin8. iz a funnee oar gud lol pic we wurks wif it. Evun teh elolfants adn goggies sumtiems.