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CHEEEZZZZ…burger?
Congrats, jk2k. Haow shall we sillybrayte dis macrame?
aifink we shud sillybraet it beein frydai an tewmarroh iz caturday, sew perhaps martoonies uv ur choyz wud bee gud! Danzes awl araownd 2!
Iz teh bun anna cheez awl in one, butt where’s teh beefs?
between wendy’s buns?
*scamperin to teh NB*
waet….bunz?
*goez tew teh NB*
wunse, many yeerz ago, my momma wuz gettin reddy to serve hammergurs an had teh rolls tostin in teh oven. she forgetted tehm, an tehn realized, “Oh no, i burned my buns!” my daddeh sez, “taht’ll teech yoo to sit on teh stove!” we kids fotted taht wuz embarrasin, yet hilaryus.
lunarmommy, ther iz a birfdai partee for yu down thread.
yes, i am tehre!!
party time!
Happee, happee birfdai Lunarmommy!
Adn mennee menne moar!
*prezents LM wif a majic wand taht she can using on her birfdai ebree yeer to maek her dreems kum troo*
fankyoo 4.5 k! my dreems are pretty simple – helfy happy family, my boiz not flunk owt ob skool, looze 40 pownds, wurld peas, hubby buys me a jagwar…
Sownds gud to mi!
Happitayl Birfday, Lunarmommy!
fank yoo nightshayde!!
Hippo Birdie, lunarmommy wiff dah kewl avai tarr!!
fank yoo cbsb! yoo might not rebember me, i wuz not comminting so much wen yoo wuz heer more, but i alwayz liked seeing yoo!
yoo haz teh kyoot abatar
Yes, happitayl birfday! (Or, ai hoep yur birfday *wuz* happitayl, since it naow being after midnites.)
Hoep yur dinner owt was jus wunnerful an dat yu will has menny happitayl returnses!
fank yoo (very late) yes, we had very nice cinner, bestest pizza in town! an reely nise time.
CHEEEZZZZZ … burger — gud openung commint, jk2kitteh!!
Dis wunz awkyoopied.
Ai wunner how much cheez-it boxes are wenting for deez dais?
Hmm. I tink teh markit iz down.
Plus, cant git no morgij.
Dat’s a shame dat we can’t gitz no morgij becoz dis box bee bigger dan my appartament, aifinkso!
Maybe kitteh lets me move in wid him and bee teh woom-mate? I pwomis not to bee takin up too much of teh wooms …
how bowt dis?
http://www.icanhascheezburger.com/2008/06/23/funny-pictures-1800mo-fo-dis/
Dats eggsackly wat I’z lookingz for … fangs q, lunarmommy
*Rummidges in bagz to findz teh nip for bribing teh kittehs to lets me mobe in*
Dis wun myne
the mousies’ll nebber expect meh.
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bwahahahahaaaa
Ohai Dan! what R teh chances of storee tyme tonite?
depends on whether or not I’m running a spotlight. If so, it’ll be after load out, thus very late for most peeps.
Like, say, midnite TX time?
more like 1 or 2 am
O Hai, SHD. We wuz finkin uv yew durin a groop snugglol last nite (see teh Schrodinger’s Tube lol).
*offers SHD sum extra-buddury popcorn*
Nao, would Dan have liked to snuggle wif elebenty females, on a couch, in front ov a fyre?
sure why not, it would enable me to set a personal record of dissappointing elebenty females at once………..it’s been THAT kind of year.
{{{{{SHD}}}}}
Yew poar fing!!!
Forchumately, a new year iz starting soon…and this new year, the females will be pleezed wif yu, and yu will be pleezed wif them. You haz already started this new trend, bekauz menny cheezpeep females r alreddy bery pleezed wif you.
[sarcasm]
hmmm…ai wunnerz….
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ai did….
Ware da Troll Hunter at?
ai nawt noez….why? iz dere a troll heer?
U duznt know til u get tehre wot ur doing?
Dat cud definitely keep things inneresting!
sometimes not 30 min. before curtain.
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“Oh, Dan………you’re running a spot, *looks at watch* in 4 minutes, better hurry.” That kind of thing.
Flexibilitee. Yoo hazzit.
and dat’s ALWAYZ a gud thing to have!
Espeshully in a bery big group snugglol.
whut? big groop snorgle??dives tew get in groop*
Wuns again, kittehs defie teh laws ob fizzics.
demz can distort deh space-time continuum
and fit into spaces 2 small fur demz!
Jujing bai ebidence, those being teh most cumfee spaces!
Ritz crackerz now wid kitteh!
Oopz I meant cheez-itz
ohai, two_kittehs, how iz yur moove coming along?
I drove back frum Maine tuday, and timed distances. It takes about three hours frum my place to Troy. So we can haz cheezmeet when you are settled?
Iz coming along we has found a place to live, will beez renting till
summah an haz started packing an stuffz
I see u is already getting teh acksent!
“summah”
Place tu live, it being bigger tahn cheez-its boks?
prysma-kitteh, wuld yu corss teh border nd come to an Upstate NY cheezmeet?
Ooooh, pik mi, pik mi!
Oboi, oboi, obi. Yesh, we pik yu, tu! We kan haz cheezmeet sumtyme in Januareez to welkom two_kittehs to Upstate New York!
I was hopin we cud do one in teh warmer weather, so we cud go hiking too! Maybe anotter one later on?
Oh yes, menny cheezmeets. Oh, by teh way, i will be dribing to Floridia in eerly December. By myself. Mebbe a NC cheezmeet?
oooh when?
If I has a free then yes!
Prolly during sekond week in December, exact day to be determined by wevver and such. It wuld be fun!
I has a few things goin on that week, mostlee teh weekend, but hopefully they won’t be at teh same time u is coming thru!
When u knows for shure let me know and we can figure logistiks!
Aww I ar honored!
We wants yu to be happy in new home, two_kittehs.
And gud lucks wif GREs. When yu tayking them?
Dec 1.
I will be finking ov yu den nd sending gud vibes.
Ai finkies ai cud be nawt-shai wif cheezfrenz (ai can be berry shai, irl),
but aifink ai cannawt… ai nawt haz car, an iz tu far fur walking.
Ai has shinee gnu car, silleh! Ai piks yoo up!
{{{{{{4.5k}}}}} Yu be sweet!
prysma-kitteh, I can be bery shy, bof here and in real lyfe, and sumtymes I puts my feet in my mouf…so what? It be okay…If wuld be fun to meet yu.
Ai haz tu tawk tu bf… him haz a wurried, him sayz ai haz tu say him nawt ogurrrr wanting tu keeping me away but him wanting me tu be otay, an him cud nawt coming wif me.
Psst, bf just sugjested Tronto Zoo az gud plays fur cheezmeet, coz, well, iz aminlols. Aidunno, iz nawt NY, but…? http://www.torontozoo.com/
An, um, ai ‘gree berry much… ennywun but cheezpeepz, an ai wud be luking fur eggskyoos nawt tu be going ennywheres, beeleev me! But cheezpeeps be speshul, an ai wud luv berry much tu be meeting yu n uvvers!
yesh I ar nawt a kitteh so biggeh than cheez box!
Cheezits free lolcat givaway nawt wurk so gud ackshually
*would buy*
But kitteh can has awl the noms eeted b4 U opined the box
Dat bee okai … we cud marketz dem as “Diet Cheez-Its”
But yoo still get kitteh, yoo see. Win!
Eggsactly … GTMA
ohai MelOnyx, I’z bee noo here
but but hongree kitteh sealed inna box wif no moar noms comes out wif the pointee endz nawt sekkund.
*Hmmm* … I admitz dat dis bee a fwy in teh oinkments. Wat to do? Wat to do? Wil bee sooed by teh consoomers, do not want!
Are oinkments made frum piggies?
Naw … nawt to be hurtingz teh piggies … dem’z too kyoot. Iz essense of piggy onwy.
I spose unguents izzn’t made ov camels, eivver…
Naw … iz made from teh juices extwacted from deh Sweetpea’s tendrils ob doom when teh Cqween cuts dem offs!
ya beet meh tew teh commint…
Well — mah liddul gurl LUVS teh Cheez-Its, but duzzint finish a bawks befoar teh last wunz get stale (or get scattered awlober teh floor). Iffin we getz a free kitteh dat eetin sum uv teh Cheez-Its, dat wud be less cleening fur meh.
**baks away slowlee** Iz ok kitteh, ai nawt goes inna der!!
iffen dey were tabasco cheez its, I would take da kitteh on.
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the things I do for tabasco………….*wince…sigh*
Onlee awn scramloled eggs.
Fur sum reezun, izza brekfust fud at mai haus!
tabasco iz for me whut catsup iz for most peeps. eben mai goggies wantz teh pepper sauce.
Mai granparents frum Texas, tabasco on ebbryfing!!
Ai nawt kin hab tabasco cuz mai tummeh, but tonite ai is cookin greens beens wif bacon in cast iron skillit!! Ai made nuff fur ebbryone>
For me, only if I have a desire to be in extreme pain for a while.
Not sew grate, ackshully.
I once new sumwun who drank Tabasco straight frum the boddle.
That person would prolly like habanero sauce.
Ai saw sumfin in da spice aisle dat was called Mongolian Fire Oil. Was brite red, lukt scaree!
I can’t do teh reel hot either.
Altho I liek the jalapeno sauce they make!
Just teh rite amount of heet for me.
I fink the vietnamese hot sauce (or is it thai?) ar the best
Sriracha, I fink its called, a liddlol goes a long wai!
Sum stuffs jes too hot. Husbin eets dat stuff so hot dat his nose runs and forehead swets. Ai nawt kin do dat, how tu enjoy da fuds wen mouf burnin and awn fire? Each his own.
Mai cuzzin putz Wasabe ball awn mai plate, an ai pops it in mouf finking it wuz avicado!
you saw your own nostrils?
Ai did! Ai saw dem frum da inside owt. Many drinkees made it bettur tho.
ai perffer wasabee to chili-lyke hawt sozzes. synuzes payn
go away faster dan mouf-awn-fyr.
yah….dere iz stuffz dat arre just tew hawt….
altho, breethin fyer……..den mah mouf /iz/ burnin….
But dat’z different!
Ai anser U heer bowt Saxon, cuz prebius fred bees ober 200 naow: hims gets a wundermuslee snorglee winter cote becuz hims stays owtside. Hims onlee needs a blanket wehn it gets reelee reelee cold. Teh woossie horsehs (i.e. teh forobreds) R put in their stalls at nite adn has a blankee! pffft!
um… how cold is reelee reelee cold to a VLCian?
Oh, bowt minus firtee selsius? *duz kwik calcumalashun* Dat’s minus 22 F.
Den, it iz REELEE cold here tonight!
*duz not feel so wimpy for backing owt of teh campin trip*
oh wate, u sed minus…..
waet…..MINUZ 22 F?
dad wud freez mah tael awff!!
In F? I dunno. *finds conversion fingie*
Ai cawl it reelee reelee cold at -20F oar so, ai guess.
Uncomfortabul cold be below -5F oar so…
Reezunablee plezunt cold be, um, 15F oar so?
I iz guessing, coz wind an stuff be faktors, uv corse. Ai nawt shur boutteh horsehs, tho.
When I wuz yunger, nd libbed in Wiskonsin, I eben went kross-kuntry skiing when it wuz -(minus)20 F. Too cold, hurtz teh lungses too breeve so hard in so much cold.
Wher U libbed in Wiskonsin? Ai used tu lib in Glidden. Nawt sekkund winter had 269″ of snows and teh temps be -40F onna warm dai.
Wow! Whut yeer wz that? I hopes yu were skiier nd enjoied the snow.
I libbed in Madison, and it nebber got that cold when I wuz there. In Minnesoda, it did get dat cold wun weekend. Nd teh yeer I libbed in teh UP of Mishygan, we had dat much snow.
wuz year oar 2 b4 Edmund Fitzgerald sunked.
oh, onny juest before I moobed to Madison, then…
In SoCal, yewd fink teh end uv teh whirld wuz coming iffitz below teh 50s (F) durin teh day. If yew kin seeing yer bref, itz “freezing” cold to us wimps.
Iz troo, NS, heer in sandiego is in low 70’s nau, dey are callin it a big cooling trend…
Just shows to go ya haow relatib ebreefing is!
Ai always thot clipping teh fur awn a show-horse waz a stoopy fing tu do, speshully up heer. Leev tehm aloan an let tehms boddies aklimate tu teh wevver. An beesydes, ai lyks teh long snorglee winter cote!
I heers bout sumwun in Inkland who died after partawsipatin in competition earwier dis yeer to see who cud consume teh most tobasco sawse :S
Yikees, muss haz burned out teh innards. Too muchez iz to muches.
Hm. Well if it duzznt burn em inside, it sure does on teh way owt!
U haz teh icy creems after teh hawt sauce.
U heers frum bafroom ‘come one icey creems!’ u noes teh spices be teh win.
Ai haz a skared nao.
Dat makes a looong day.
He onwy bee in his tirties, and I tink hiz heart attackz him!
Oh, yesh, I haz felt my blood preshure go up when I haz gotten sumfing to eat that wuz too hawt for me… when I was cooking wif a Hungarian hu thawt that a jar ov cayenne was sweet paprika, and put seberal tablespoons ov is into a spaghetti sauce when I wuzzn’t lukking.. O my CC, it was teh hawt!!!
I betz it waz … I hopez yoo bee havin wots of milk awound to bee puttin out dat fire!
I fink we drinked a LAWT ov bier.
Dat almawst make teh pain worf it den
akshully milk or plain yogurt helps wid
beree spicee fud to cut down deh spicy
Yesh, I noes dat nao, but didn’t no it then. (Wuz long time ago)
Sowr creem, too — rillee gud wif spicy chili.
Aifinks sowr creem gud wif mos ebbryfing!
sowr creem is sekrit tu teh bestest applol creem pi
for yor conveeyence, heer are sum very importunt linkies i putted up neer teh end ob teh last thred:
furst, pics ob shiro an kumo, inkloodin tehyr furst time sharin teh best chayr:
http://www.flickr.com/photos/30819068@N07/
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an teh goggie-maskot at Animenation, wun ob my favrit online stores, hadded puppies, an heer tehy are live on puppy-cam (WARNING: MAJOR SPLORT ALERT!!!)
//www.ustream.tv/channel/havanese-harbor-puppies
i also maded a commint abowt the LOL, but wurdpress is dijestin it right now.
sew….. u bizzy??
Kan we gives u a partee now???
yes, yoo kan gibs me party! i iz comin an going, but mostly i iz heer for now!
ok, i wuzz eetin a orinje, nawt goze gud wif compyooter keebord. bak now.
*pulls caek, hot chokklit and varius and sordid choklit aminols thru teh inntertubes from teh last thred*
*hands LM hur hot chokklit*
Cheez!
mmm, yum, after teh orinjes yoo gets taht lubly choklit-orinj effekt! (nawt so gud teh ovver way arownd, hot choklit tehn orinjes ) Cheez!!
Oh I luvs choklit and oranj! I has some frenz hoo think itz teh pleh but hoo cares! At Krissmuss, I always has to get one of those choklit oranges that u slam on teh table and tehy brake into ’sections’.
MMM!
Why wait till Christmas?!?
i agreez!
Hay Lunarmommy! Ai lefted yoo a prezzie neer teh top of teh fred!
i gotted it! fank yoo very muches!
Ai hasta go haz suppers nao, but ai sayd happeh birfday alreddy, an ai nawt finding teh skyriters yet, so ai just gibs big hugs an run awf fur a bit. {{{{{{{{{{LM}}}}}}}}}}
bye, prysma-kitteh! haz a gud supper! yoo gibbed me nise burfday greetings, eben wifowt teh sky-riters! {{{{{p-k}}}}}
Happee birfday LM. ai haz a prezzee for U.
**holds out poorly rewrapped box**
Iz the auto… autum…signed copy of Tailchaser’s sawng.
Ai hoeps U doan mynd that I readed it nawt sekkund.
ooh, fank yoo west river rat!! i reeded taht many yeerz ago, tehn sended my copy to my sis-in-law in teh pease core in nepal. she nebber gotted it, fink mebbee teh custums ajents taked a liking to it insted. tad williams iz wun ob my favrites, an i wants to go bak an reed taht agin!
Oh, lunarmommy, I am sooo glad they are getting along. I fell in luv wif happicat frum teh moment Romeow put up his pikshoors and tolled hiz sotry. So glad yu haz taken himz cloudy self. Yay! Shiro and Kumo
Oh, Happy birfdai, Lunarmommy!
*Offers big bag of catnip for teh kittehs, and majimakul giant margarita glass that will alway be full ov bebberij ov yur choise (does nawt haz to be margarita, kan be ENNYFING) whenebber you wants it.*
*brings owt a big choklik burbon pownd cake*
*wif burbon sause and whippy creem on teh side*
Hmm… wonder how many candle we needs?
Be carful wif fire and awl dat bourbon sauce. It might make fireball vizible on Mars!
oh but that’s part of teh plan!
We lites teh cake on fyre, and LM blows it out.
That way, we don’t hafta know how many candles…
How is u, booklion?
Glad to be bakk in my own place. The wireless conxion in my motel wuz poor, so I culd nawt keep up wif ICHC.
Nd how re yu? R yu still a’twerk, since yu ar skwirrlgrrl nd nawt leeza?
no, I iz home, I seem to bownce between purrsonalites these days!
*consentrates bery hard*
*POOF*
And now, I iz leeza again!
I faut ov yu when I wuz in Mayne. I went walking in Wolf’s Neck park, nd a swirrlol, wun wif red tayle and red mohawk along spine, stalked me kwite a waze. I wundered if yu haz trayned a cadre ov spy skwirllols nao.
Well even if I had, I wudn’t have tehm spy on u!
Unless it was just to make sure u was safe.
*big smile*
I has been dere, is small but purty
Maine is a beree purtee state
purty chilly too in the wintah!
Yeah, iz small but nice, on teh coastline. I finked about yu and Bangor, too, but didn’t get up there this trip.
did you goes to Acadia Nashnul Parkz
is berry purty!
and Bah Hahbah is funz 2
No, nawt there, eivver. I concentrayted on getting to know Portland and Souf Portland bedder. But in summer, would go there. Iz gud playse for kayaking?
I fink so, tho I has nebber done it meeselfz
Ai franticly med partee plans awn last thred, um, ai tuk da libertee ub hiring sum beefy bouncers tu keep us safe….
waet…partee? whar??
beefy bownsers? just for dekratib purposes, no wun will reely need to be bownse, i hope
oh, an i did see an enjoy teh party plans on teh last thred too! fank yoo evreewun! i haz a liddle shy abowt telling peeples iz my burfday, but evreewun haz all been so nise! gibs me a big happy!!
**whispers** well, da beefy bouncers jes eye candee fur us!! Was fun to leer..ai meen innterview dem.
yes, teh atrraktib party dekorayshuns are very important to set a festib mood
Ai onlee piked out de mosted decorative ones, ub corse. **clinkee glasses wif birday gurl, admires decorations**
yes, yoo did gud job! *clinkee*
Bourbon cake, lawts ub candles…FYREMENS!!
Ai iz too, iz onlee tu luks at, we mus onlee luk nd nawt tuch!!
mebbee tehy hires tehmselves owt az party dekorayshuns to rayze munnies for teh hurted firemens wifes and chilrens fund? iz gud cawz!
Happytayle burfday to LunarMommy, an’ many, many more! Here are sumz chawkwit possums for yoo in watebber fwavours you wikes best, an a floofy bwanket in deh wainbow colours to keeps yoo content and warms in deh cold weavers while yoo is nomming deh chawkwit!
ooh, fank yoo, VS Chick!! i’ll taek sum choklit possums in chiklit, plz, an sum in choklit, an a fyoo in choklit if yoo gots sum. yum!!
an fank yoo for teh floofy blankie! we’z supposed to be havin teh awtum heer, but iz still pretty warm. spossed to cool down dis weekend tho! teh wind blowed all day today an now teh air feelz diffrent, cooler. mebbee tonight will be cool enuff to try owt teh blankie!
Oooh yesh, I forgotited dat yoo bee in Arid-zona, cwimate pwobabwy much wike here in Land-Down-Undah, except for teh humiditiez ‘cos I’z libbing on teh coast. I’z nawt looking forward to summah much – heat … does nawt want! Makes mah fur go all fwizzy!
it duz get kinda cold in teh winter, freeziez at night a lot ob teh time. needs teh blankies an heeters an hot choklits. culd yooze more hyoomidities heer – evreefing all dry an brown an kirspy. pleh.
Iz chilly here…18 º F, wif wind chill factor making it feel like 5ºF. And Iz keeping my apartment pretty cold to sayve munnies on heet. I send sum coolenss to you, lunarmommy, and to yu, Very Shabby Chick, if you sends just a liddle warmf here.
i’ll sends yoo a liddle warm. *blobloblo teh warm air to booklion*
*Blows sum warmf ober Booklion’s wai, n sum hummiditiez ober LunarMommy’s wai*
I noes abawt sabbin monnies on heet. I usually shuts teh door in teh wintertime wen I cooks to heet up teh appartament. Coz it is so small, it doez bee helping!
I also sendz yoo wun ob my handmade qwilts and a marshymallow hawt chawklit too helps keepz yoo warm, Booklion!
fank yoo for teh hyoomidity. eben teh peeples get all dryed up an krispy. must stay owt ob teh sun an drink lots ob water.
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t-shirt showing two skellytons on lounge chairs:
“it’s a dry heat”
diffrent pikshure, same idea:
http://www.redrocktrading.com/6449dryheat.html
LOL @ tee-shirt
My pwants getz vewy dwied up and krispy in deh summah time here … I has too be watering dem ebberydai. I waterz dem wif deh chawklit martooniez! Dat wai, Ai bee makingz mah specoil chawklit martooni stwawberries. Dat wai, no needz to bee mixing anymore drinks, aifinkso! Wud annybuddy likez to twy dem? I bwing a big bowl to deh parteh … pwease be helpin’ yoorselves!
*Putz bowl on deh table*
I haz to goes an doez sum shopping now … I hope all teh cheezfriends haz a cozy nite wif lots of snugglols and snorgles fwom teh kittehs – and don’t be furgetting yur snorgle-snorkles!
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gudnight VS Chick! fank yoo for teh lubly giftses an burfday wishes! {{{veryshabbychick}}}
heet? whar awn dis werld arre yew? Iz freezin heer!!!
i’z in AridZona. haz been abowt 85 lately.
Ooooh, fankies to bof of yu, lunarmommy and Very Shabby Chick. Your kwilt iz teh beeeyootiful! And warm, too. *snuggles into kwilt*
Kwilts is teh best for teh snugglols, ‘cept for teh kittehs! I’z glad it is helpin’ yoo out, Booklion
iz eebben bettur tew has a kwilt /and/ a kitteh…
that’s teh best! an wen teh kitteh iz unner teh qwilt wif yoo, bein all floofy an purry, i lubs taht
yor welkom!
Nawt moar dan twoelebenty minus wun. Maeks eberyone happy.
taht sownds abowt right!
ooh, nip! i leeved kumo an shiro alone wun day wen i hadda go owt an tehy wuznt getting along so gud, wif a plate ob nip on teh kitchen flor. came home, tehy wuz bof sownd asleep, an nip all ober teh flore.
an teh glass will alwayz be full ob wuteber i wants? i wants teh razzlebery lemonade tehy yoosed to hab at teh coffeehowse wher i yoosed to meet wif my writing frenz. also sum ob teh jurman choklit caek tehy yoosed to hab tehr? (gots majikal caek plate to go wif?) *sipsipsip* mmm, tasty, just like i rebember it! tohse wuz gud times… 
fank yoo!
Yu r teh welcome. And ov kurse there is a matching majikal cake plate to go wif!
oh, fankyoo! mmm, jurmin choklit caek, yumyumyum!
Mazing pikshurs! Cheers n snorguls fur teh Shiro an Kumo!
Hey, pk, did feral kitteh ebber show up tonite?
Ai maded an update as replai tu erleeur post, but… no, her nawt come home. Her in teh Meadow, aifinkso. Ai kind uv eggspekted, did nawt fink her wud make it thru LAST winter eben, but haz a sad fur her, an a hoping she warm an feeling better nao wif Nite Watchman tu luking aftur her.
{{{{{p-k}}}}} i haz a sad for yoo too, if yor wild-kitteh haz gon to teh meddow. but rebember wut i sed before, yoo maded her life longer an more comfy an luved tahn it wuld hab been. an her will wayt for yoo just liek wun ob yor offishul pet kittehs. her might hab gon sumplace cozy an privat, tehn falled gently asleep an waked up in teh warm sunny happy meddow wif teh ovver aminlols to play wif.
*sniff*
Darn deez leekee eyez uv mien.
ohai, evreebody, my hubby will be home soon to taek us owt to dinner (my favrit prezzie iz not haz to cuk supper!!) fank yoo evrewun for teh luvely party an giftses an burfday wishes, haz been so nice an maded me feel gud an happy inside.
♥♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥♥♥ cheezfrenz ♥♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥♥♥
{{{{{lunarmommy}}}}}
Yoo beddah watch outs, kitteh … iffen teh mauses comes, yoo bee in big twubble, aifinkso!
Fine. I lyk teh White Cheddar wuns better ennywai!
TA-BASCO, I tells ya. eet must bee tabasco cheez-its
Da white cheddar mai fabrites tu. Iz hard tu share dem wif co-workers, aifink.
Cheez it! Itz a kitteh, get owta teh box!!
I wunner if anywun would buy “Kitteh-its?” We coulds be making our fawtunes!
ai wud….haoeber, dew wud hab a berry shawrt shelf lief….dey cuddnt bee stawked at storez…..
Cheezes Twice!
Get inna bauks!
Ohai, Dan!
We’ve missed you!
Feeling better?
Oh, I think you have a twin in KY. I saw him this morning in McD’s.
I dunno if I has it on my ‘puter, but there is a guy from NC, three years my junior but otherwise could be separated at birth.
bunnies too
http://mine.icanhascheezburger.com/view.aspx?ciid=1932762
LOL
Cheez-its twice! It’s a cat! *sez mausie*
Nawt 50!
hay, Ai has a kyoopawn fur Kitteh-Cheez-Itz…. heer…. Ai needs elebenty bawkses. Kthnx! NOM! OW!
(fergotted abowt dem poytee ens….)
hmmm, got enny Kitteh-Ritz?
Yu can haz coopon fur bandaids?
Duz coupon allow fur lether gluvs tu?
Having heard the humans say that “Kitteh’s cheez has slid off teh cracker” one time too many, the cheese-infused crackers were the most poetic means of gaining his revenge…
Mah huzbin (and thus, ai) haz a prowd — himz got a lol on teh “upcoming” pages. Wuz on page 5 wen ai just luuked. Iz kitteh upside-down unner furnichur (huzbin iz Rich018 – at leest fur dat lol … himz is Scorn iffin he posts heer).
oh wow!! fingers crossed taht him makes it all teh way!! (i not knowz how it wurks now, but hope him comes to teh frunt page!)
Yays! Ai hope it making it!
“Get ur own box”
And she did.
test
sumfin noo, mebbee yoo knows dis mebbee not, iz wen tehr iz being more tahn 200 commints yoo haz to clikkie on “show all” to see all teh commints, eben teh wuns erlier in teh thred taht wuz added after teh 200 mark. iz pleh
Eneebodee heer? Ai can haz cheezfrens?
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stoopy wp seems borked
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can enneebodee C meh?
I duz
Kittehs do not liek corprashions to put
ads on thier intertubes sitez!!! Bad Kellogg Corp.!!!!
This picture is win.