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He shootz he scorez!!
gmta, u beet mii tew it!
Gotted luckee aifinkso. Me adn carosue kin goes tew teh Ty Booteek adn pik up a barrlol ob Goosey’s hoemmaed Katluah.
*Taps keg of Katluah*
*Lines up tall frosty glasses adn fills them wit ices*
Glub, glub, glub goes teh keg while filling teh glasses 3-fingers full
Splash, splash, splash goes teh milkz inna glasses
*Passes Katluahs n milks tew awl teh cheezpeeps*
*Puts awn a pot o’ kawfee fer stagehanddan’s mebbe lawng nite ahed* Yew kin add a shot ob Katluah iffn yew wantz to Dan
*Loads up tray wif brownies and sends it around teh room*
Did ai miss NE1?
*grabs brownee*
btw, cud sumwun halp meh wid mah splort?
Nobudy has dun dat yet? The CCC is parked right here! I will get out the brains vacuum rite nao!
Stop eatin dat brownie while you is splorted! It’s gettin choco crums inna grey stuff. Wut a mess!
why, most of us have choco onna brayne, whynot inna brayne as well?
i gotted sleepz on mai brayn, i has a tired, iz layt heer. Nayt nayt
happitayl sweepies, cimbacat!
Ai gotted u awl takin care ob DK.
whoa! U dids nawt tell me dat it has the kick uf a Missouri mule!
mmm yummm…..
**sips katluah gratefully** nice, and brownees tu!! Yay!
coffee and kalua sounds lovely, but must run (literally) to spotlight rail
.
later peeps.
An mii tu!
Teh crawd goez wyld!!
That cute cud win the game!
Purhaps a splort warnin iz needed. Everywun, puts on yer proteckshun!
dodge-ball kitteh……….out fer bluds
Ai lurves teh dodge-ball!! Teh perfeckt gaem fur startin awl yer nuroseez lader in lief.
nuroseez, and the tendency to twitch uncontrollably at the smell of rubber and floor wax.
Yew bin peekin inna mai winders Dan?
who? me? *affects offended innocense* nebber ebber
.
and pay no attention to that blinking red light *ahem*
An dat rope climb…noes, nawt wants!
Luk owt fur dat wrench, kitteh!!
dis kitteh WAY cuter than Ben Stilleh!
yarnbawl, gaem uv deth!
Go Cats!
(Has teh dubblol meenin foar me.)
but nawt teh coogars, tewmorroh! goe utes!
Wat sport?
fuutbal inna deh yewtah
Oh.
I think our football team is supposed to play tomorrow, so the nation will probably hear a large sucking noise coming from this general vicinity.
Around here, it’s basketball country. Even I get into the whole “March Madness” thing.
Mai favrit team: Utah, an ennybody playin agenst BYU! GO UTES!!
Similar to mien — mah too favrit teemz is teh Brooins & hooeber iz playin USC.
ooh…dis kitteh……..aifinko eet has an oberload ob ky–
*SPLORT*
…oot……….
Jus call me Cassandra. Didn’t I warn u? But nobudy evr listenz. Sigh. I goes an calls teh CCC.
yew warned meh? funneh…ai nawt seez teh warnin….mebbeh WP nommed awn yer commint….
No, see, up dere by the comment where I was almost nawt second but wunce again missed it by THAT tiny much? An then I ordered folks to put awn their protection. Sigh.
Oh….ai mus nawt hab seen dat…..
Uh oh, DK, ai will hep u.
Sweepy up awl teh braynes
Pores tehm inna DK’s hed adn shakes hed gently sew teh braynes kin settle
Sprays teh braynes wit sparkly brayne fixative
Gently replayces teh hed bone and taps inta playce
BRIPPPTTT goes teh dukky taype
Taype taype taypity taype
SNAP goes teh CHRG w/doi
Affixes moar taype fer gud mezzure
SSTTRETTCCHHH awn teh 50’s BC w/foi adn fassens chinny strap
Cubbers DK wif teh sawftee cheezpeep map blankee
Hears a Katluah w/milkz adn sum fresh brownies
U stay kwiet inna Splort Recubbery Ward fur a liddle wile adn u be awl bedder.
I’z bak nao…ai had tew leeve tew eet…
I show dem whoos boss!
Brings in the CCC and parks it near the top of the thread.
Ai has to go has a meeting wif teh elves. (Sandy claws wurks is nebber dun.)
U gonna needz this Aifinkso.
Kitteh intent awn winning one fur da teem!!
If his team wins, does he get to cut down the net with his poynty ends?
Aifinks dats part ub da wins!
**Repost from earlier today**
Hai! Remember me telling the story about the hot dog man yesterday? Well today, I called my boss – a Sergeant who carries a 9mm Glock – a sneaky SOB.
I’m at my desk, minding my own business, when the phone rings, I answer it and there is this crazy man on the other end. I’m trying to help him, but can’t find him in our computer system. He’s saying some wild stuff, too, but we’re used to that. Halfway through the conversation, I say, “Is this Brian?” and he says, “What? Who did you ask for?” I said, “Never mind, sir.”
After multiple ways of trying, I still can’t find him in the computer system, so I ask if I can look into it further and call him back. When he gave OUR phone number and started laughing, that’s when I told him he was a sneaky SOB!
rhsb has a crush
I fink so!!
: pulls rhsb’s tayl and runs an hides before rhsb can catches up
Who, my boss? Not really. He’s easy on the eyes, but I don’t has a crush on him.
And definitely NAWT one on the hot dog man, either!
Not if he was the last one on earth….
I jus teasing!
:butt wiglol of doom and lands on rhsb
not to be taking me 2 sereeously
Halp!
Earlier, I get called a monster, an now I’m being attacked!
Where’s the luv tonite?
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Duz dat cownt?
Heer, ai halpz yew…
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dat halp yew?
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teh cheez army shall fight taht tewwible monster!! RAWR!!
*cough cough*
arrgh! hairballz agayn! MAM!!
hai hashim!!! gud to see yoo - hope evreyfing iz well wif yoo!
Ohai lunarmommy!!
yesh, eberyfing am okay here, how about u??
i see many new peeps here on ICHC, tells me how looooooong ive been away :S
good to see ya, Hashim. It has been a looooooong time.
I am a whole year older now!
oh yesh! happy tail belated burffday Mary!!
even though u may hab grown a bit older but ur spirit iz still az young as kittehs!!
yoove bin away a long time! skool iz tuff? teh power keeps goin owt? haz a bizzy? we wurries abowt yoo an iz glad wen yoo comes arownd! yes, tehr iz being many nise noo peeples on ICHC; hope yoo kan gets to kno sum ob tehm!