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He shootz he scorez!!
gmta, u beet mii tew it!
Gotted luckee aifinkso. Me adn carosue kin goes tew teh Ty Booteek adn pik up a barrlol ob Goosey’s hoemmaed Katluah.
*Taps keg of Katluah*
*Lines up tall frosty glasses adn fills them wit ices*
Glub, glub, glub goes teh keg while filling teh glasses 3-fingers full
Splash, splash, splash goes teh milkz inna glasses
*Passes Katluahs n milks tew awl teh cheezpeeps*
*Puts awn a pot o’ kawfee fer stagehanddan’s mebbe lawng nite ahed* Yew kin add a shot ob Katluah iffn yew wantz to Dan
*Loads up tray wif brownies and sends it around teh room*
Did ai miss NE1?
*grabs brownee*
btw, cud sumwun halp meh wid mah splort?
Nobudy has dun dat yet? The CCC is parked right here! I will get out the brains vacuum rite nao!
Stop eatin dat brownie while you is splorted! It’s gettin choco crums inna grey stuff. Wut a mess!
why, most of us have choco onna brayne, whynot inna brayne as well?
i gotted sleepz on mai brayn, i has a tired, iz layt heer. Nayt nayt
happitayl sweepies, cimbacat!
Ai gotted u awl takin care ob DK.
whoa! U dids nawt tell me dat it has the kick uf a Missouri mule!
mmm yummm…..
**sips katluah gratefully** nice, and brownees tu!! Yay!
coffee and kalua sounds lovely, but must run (literally) to spotlight rail
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later peeps.
An mii tu!
Teh crawd goez wyld!!
That cute cud win the game!
Purhaps a splort warnin iz needed. Everywun, puts on yer proteckshun!
dodge-ball kitteh……….out fer bluds
Ai lurves teh dodge-ball!! Teh perfeckt gaem fur startin awl yer nuroseez lader in lief.
nuroseez, and the tendency to twitch uncontrollably at the smell of rubber and floor wax.
Yew bin peekin inna mai winders Dan?
who? me? *affects offended innocense* nebber ebber
.
and pay no attention to that blinking red light *ahem*
An dat rope climb…noes, nawt wants!
Luk owt fur dat wrench, kitteh!!
dis kitteh WAY cuter than Ben Stilleh!
yarnbawl, gaem uv deth!
Go Cats!
(Has teh dubblol meenin foar me.)
but nawt teh coogars, tewmorroh! goe utes!
Wat sport?
fuutbal inna deh yewtah
Oh.
I think our football team is supposed to play tomorrow, so the nation will probably hear a large sucking noise coming from this general vicinity.
Around here, it’s basketball country. Even I get into the whole “March Madness” thing.
Mai favrit team: Utah, an ennybody playin agenst BYU! GO UTES!!
Similar to mien — mah too favrit teemz is teh Brooins & hooeber iz playin USC.
ooh…dis kitteh……..aifinko eet has an oberload ob ky–
*SPLORT*
…oot……….
Jus call me Cassandra. Didn’t I warn u? But nobudy evr listenz. Sigh. I goes an calls teh CCC.
yew warned meh? funneh…ai nawt seez teh warnin….mebbeh WP nommed awn yer commint….
No, see, up dere by the comment where I was almost nawt second but wunce again missed it by THAT tiny much? An then I ordered folks to put awn their protection. Sigh.
Oh….ai mus nawt hab seen dat…..
Uh oh, DK, ai will hep u.
Sweepy up awl teh braynes
Pores tehm inna DK’s hed adn shakes hed gently sew teh braynes kin settle
Sprays teh braynes wit sparkly brayne fixative
Gently replayces teh hed bone and taps inta playce
BRIPPPTTT goes teh dukky taype
Taype taype taypity taype
SNAP goes teh CHRG w/doi
Affixes moar taype fer gud mezzure
SSTTRETTCCHHH awn teh 50’s BC w/foi adn fassens chinny strap
Cubbers DK wif teh sawftee cheezpeep map blankee
Hears a Katluah w/milkz adn sum fresh brownies
U stay kwiet inna Splort Recubbery Ward fur a liddle wile adn u be awl bedder.
I’z bak nao…ai had tew leeve tew eet…
I show dem whoos boss!
Brings in the CCC and parks it near the top of the thread.
Ai has to go has a meeting wif teh elves. (Sandy claws wurks is nebber dun.)
U gonna needz this Aifinkso.
Kitteh intent awn winning one fur da teem!!
If his team wins, does he get to cut down the net with his poynty ends?
Aifinks dats part ub da wins!
**Repost from earlier today**
Hai! Remember me telling the story about the hot dog man yesterday? Well today, I called my boss – a Sergeant who carries a 9mm Glock – a sneaky SOB.
I’m at my desk, minding my own business, when the phone rings, I answer it and there is this crazy man on the other end. I’m trying to help him, but can’t find him in our computer system. He’s saying some wild stuff, too, but we’re used to that. Halfway through the conversation, I say, “Is this Brian?” and he says, “What? Who did you ask for?” I said, “Never mind, sir.”
After multiple ways of trying, I still can’t find him in the computer system, so I ask if I can look into it further and call him back. When he gave OUR phone number and started laughing, that’s when I told him he was a sneaky SOB!
rhsb has a crush
I fink so!!
: pulls rhsb’s tayl and runs an hides before rhsb can catches up
Who, my boss? Not really. He’s easy on the eyes, but I don’t has a crush on him.
And definitely NAWT one on the hot dog man, either!
Not if he was the last one on earth….
I jus teasing!
:butt wiglol of doom and lands on rhsb
not to be taking me 2 sereeously
Halp!
Earlier, I get called a monster, an now I’m being attacked!
Where’s the luv tonite?
{{{{{rhsb}}}}}
Duz dat cownt?
Heer, ai halpz yew…
{{{{{rhsb}}}}}
dat halp yew?
{{{{rhsb}}}}
teh cheez army shall fight taht tewwible monster!! RAWR!!
*cough cough*
arrgh! hairballz agayn! MAM!!
hai hashim!!! gud to see yoo – hope evreyfing iz well wif yoo!
Ohai lunarmommy!!
yesh, eberyfing am okay here, how about u??
i see many new peeps here on ICHC, tells me how looooooong ive been away :S
good to see ya, Hashim. It has been a looooooong time.
I am a whole year older now!
oh yesh! happy tail belated burffday Mary!!
even though u may hab grown a bit older but ur spirit iz still az young as kittehs!!
yoove bin away a long time! skool iz tuff? teh power keeps goin owt? haz a bizzy? we wurries abowt yoo an iz glad wen yoo comes arownd! yes, tehr iz being many nise noo peeples on ICHC; hope yoo kan gets to kno sum ob tehm!
oh yesh, i hopes so tew…
skool iz tuff, really tuff… but there r other fings to do nowadays… i haz a happee to when i drops by!
*insert foot long joke here*
*heds to NB*
Not even THEN, Leeza!
I do have my standards, you know.
But wot if teh hot dog guy was teh nicest guy in teh whirled?
And, wot if he ownd a hole FLEET of hot dog carts, and wan winderpentenetly we, wh, uh rich??
Nope. Of the interactions I’ve had with him, he’s a definite NO.
He’s called the hot dog man because that’s ALL he eats, plus his last name is Meyer!
Oh, that reminds me….
Have any applications been turned in yet? **she asks, crossing fingers behind her back**
*stuffs applicashun from hot dog guy behind hur bak*
Oh.. a few, a few… we iz still reviewing them.
Did you make sure to tell them that, just because they apply, doesn’t mean they’ll get picked?
Unless you want to have the ones who didn’t make the final cut for yourself, that is.
no fanks.
applicashuns… too much werk.
I can usually tell in 10 minnits if I has an interest in someone.
1. Do tehy has a scents ob humor?
2. Can tehy hold a ‘telligent conversashun?
3. Is tehy NUFFIN liek my father?
winwinwin!
applicashuns foar whut??
ai mite bee intrested….
i finkso iz mebbee applicayshuns to be decent nice guy in rhsb’s life?
Ah, hail. Who am I kiddin?
There are no applicants, are there? They saw the picture, tucked tail and ran, didn’t they? I took it down, but apparently it was too late.
now don’t go there!
I did have one here that u mite be interested in, itz teh traner that comez in to xercise Petunia and B.R. when Maus is not arownd.
*reads*
Yung…mm hmm
Healfy.. .mm hmmm
Luks gud in a pare of genes… MM HMMM
Sandy brown hare and brown eyez.
Wot du u fink? U wanna intervyoo him?
wups, gtg for now, will czech back later to see if u want this one!
hmm… well.. guess not?
well gnites, guiz.
I was woked up at 4 am by a stoopy barking dog, and itz cot up with me.
O.o
gud nite leeza-b!!
sleep tight, dun let teh cheezburgerz nom!!
nom awn dem befoar dey nom awn yew!
*nomnomnom*
*hides teh rest of teh cheezburgerz behind back*
err… cheezbugerz? wat cheezburgerz? i dun know wat u am talking bout
Wow, lolcat suddinlee haz Frensh aksent!
squeeeee! dat babee!! he even has his little pink tongue out, he is concentrating so hard!!!! *thud*
Kitty sure is holding his mouth right.
Dang, catamist. You just beat me.
kitteh is a champyon!
luks at dose intense eyes.
We are the champions, my friend
And we’ll keep on fighting to the end
We are the champions
We are the champions
No time for losers
“Cuz we are the champions
Of the WORLD!
Kitteh will rock yu.
Actually, Nickelback is rocking me. I got their latest cd today!
iz it gud?
sum ob tehr songs i liek, sum not so much, but ifinkso tehy haz lots ob potenshul.
lol, iz still stuck wiff teh old moosic… but its goood
Ai luvs the floofy little wite feeties! him soooo serious
This kitteh haz da mittens
Awwwwwwwwww, widdel babey
(Splort)
ohai, d.r., i seed wher yoo comminted on my blog… 2 munfs ago
my devoshun to regulolarly chekkin my blog, let me not show yoo it. but fanks for droppin by an sayin hi!
OT:
Oh, geez, I’z cryin agin! Da nooz haz a storee bowt a famblee heer wut got burned out in da last fire. Dey had der Down’s daughter, an anudder daughter an granddaughter libbing wiv dem. Dey lost EVERYTHING, an wuz just stunned. Da special needs daughter had loozded awl uv her bideyoz an dvdz, an coodint reellee do much else, an da granddaughter loozded her fishee an turtlol
Today, da nooz iz tellin bowt how a plees orifisser takded da special needs daughter an da pre-teen granddaughter to Target on a shoppin spree. He payd fur half uv der purchases owt uv HIS OWN pocket!!! He also buydid da granddaughter a new tank set up an a noo turtlol! Da whole famblee iz libbin in a wun bedroom hotel room, an I knowz dis jeschoor haz helped dem immensely!
Dis shoppin spree mita costed him a fyoo hunnert dollars, but he sez part uv his job izzint onlee to ketch da bad guyz, but to help hims communitee. Whut a man! *sniffle, tears*
I tink we haz a noo mayur!!
*clappity clappity wiff teh floofy pawz*
tahts great!! peepz liek taht should come out adn be teh leaderz!!
its… so… good…
And wunce again, it’s kitteh 103, yarnball 0
I luv Yarn League on ESPN
OMG with his little tongue and everything. This might be the cutest LOL ever.
her is concentrating so hard!!!
OMG …. I hads 2 goes bak up 2 sees hers littel tung stikking owt.
Ai lub it wen der littel tungs stick out!
ooh yay! anovver missing purrsun reappeers! hi c_b_s_b!!
waet, her has a tung stikkin awut?
awww-
*Sp-*
*splort iz contaynd bai CHRG*
Ohai CBSB, nawt seen yu inna wyl – how ya doin?
Cinderella story
Dun dun dun…
and… he runz, he shootz and… SCORES!!! *woot woot!*
Woot, dare it is! Cute kitteh scores!
Very … SCORES!!!!!????
::frum the ether::
*iz fixed yet? no?*
*ratza fratza*
nativeca66! wut happened? yoo luks liek a gostie?
Ohai lunarmommy. Sawry, didn mean tew bii rude, but ai literally did nawt see yor posting until nao. Mehbee it wuz gostie too.
*N-E-way…itz mai lurker abatar*
Mai berry nawt sekkund lol
http://mine.icanhascheezburger.com/view.aspx?ciid=2665918
ohai! yah, iz still borked.
*Ohai*
*Dat sux*
*ai see dare awr moar and moar lols wit moar dan 200 cawmints*
Gawt tw hab teh preshiss…
*tew
HAY! Ennee cheezfrenz hear? Had happee dai? ennee gnu gnuz?
Ai akshually gets to stawp in fur a little bit befoor ai goes bak tew hoemwerk (pleh). (As P-K sez erleer: Reel lyf always gets inna way uv importint stuff.)
Awww, hail…. juss cuz ai cud cum visit wif mah cheezfrens, stoopy WP decided to bork!
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Ai gibs up.
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Nyt awl.
dun wit load-out, annybodies still here?
roight, goin hoam, see yez *checks clock* um….later today.
im here!! *waits for respo…recpon… reply*
i canz even see da likkle roze pettal stickin’ out his mouf!
concentrate kitty…no pressure..no pressure
did he sing Seksee Babee for good luk ?
this is my FAVOURITE pic so far.
it is the BEST pic in the world.
mai kittahs luv kittah sportz … speshllee katskitball by mail kittah is a pro at katskitball