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But u can’t make it drink!
Wowza! A 8-wae makramay!
Whut drink an dans yu wunts?
How bout brake dansing and any top-rail drink?
Or mebbe a third-rail drink?
We’ll save those for teh trolls. kthxpleh
aifinkso we is jus six, but teh more teh merryer. ai dunno about LCB, but ai wantses a margaritarita wifowt salt. salt is pleh especially wiv lime joos, an pleh for blud preshoor too.
here abbycat, this looks gud, nosaltlesslime
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http://www.coloursandscents.com/images/pics/big/RaspberryMargarita.jpg
liiks gud
*trys to wype awf drool, gits keys all messy. Hard tyme swallerinhg fas enuff
Rasp berries rasp berries raspberries*
Ai can haz yer salt, abbycat? Ai lieks mah margaritas wif extree salt.
you could teach it tew fish tho
Happee nawt sekkund lolcatburglar!
Drinkses and dans?
Thx!
I axed before but WP eeted it: Whut kine bugg u is?
GOTCHA!
I GOTZ MAH TAILZ!!!
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…..nao what, Maus?
Um… I dunno. I never got that far before? What do you usually do?
Ai was hoping u new, Maus!
O NOES!
Uh oh! I dropped it!
Hey! What’s that?
*Runs round-and-round-and-round-and-round chasing tail*
I’m not really a cat, but I did stay at a Holiday Inn Express last night…
*snerk*
Purrhaps you need teh Ruumba robitic to take u to tailz?
But sumtiemz fail leedingz to success?
grabity turn over
Yin yang kitteh is not verry self awares.
She will be in a minnit.
*nods*
Hur chi will come full cirkle.
Hay, whare did MaryO go? Liam maded a birfday lol for her:
http://www.mine.icanhascheezburger.com/view.aspx?ciid=2650927
Ai noed Ai cud do it
tehre is six of us. sahll we desend on teh ty booteek? Waht sahll we getses?
Ai need wun uv teh nyoo irish linnin hankiez wiv a kitteh embroydurd in teh corner
ai’m shure tehy ar verry pritty. but ai never did learn to carry a hanky. maybe they has irish linen cup towels (NOT for $100, do not want!) wiv kittens on?
R u casting a persian cat on my hunnert dollar towels?
Dey aer a bargin at ownlee $11.50
Yeah! Thats *counts on fingers* a lot of moneys off!
yah, i am saving up my munnies fro sum…
duz you take leftover munnies frum da dNomidican RepLolbic?
Pru? Benign, Afrikah?
Non? I got sum strnj frOnsch euro coyns. Not dat, needer?
*deep sigh*
I better sell me sum snowblowers at Searz dis seezon.
Mebbee I shudda taked da job dey offur’d me @ Victoria’s Sekkrit lukkin at da kitteh in da pic comink up…
Mabye kitteh should just put that idear on teh shelf.
gud idee LCB
Iz yew upsied-down, kitteh? Or iz we upside-down?
Ai fink himz downsied up
Cawt teh tail … nao wut?
Interrogate it! Here are some questions:
Are u the one who’s been following me everywhares?
Bloo wire or green wire?
Can’t u see that I is trying to ignore u?
Does this fur make my butt look big?
E…
Eber hab gushifuds wif a goggie nameded Rex?
Flour or Corn tortillasa?
G
Getting a bit behind aren’t you?
Have you ever felt trapped?
Innie or Outie?
J…
‘Ju eber bin to Spane?
Klog left-handed for me.
L..
Luk at mii wehn i ar qwestunnin yoo!
Must yoo taek such loooooonnng sohwerz?
N-E-buddee seen mai tale?
Oh mai, waht hav wii heer?
P…
Leeve or stay?
Minnie or Micky?
Nails or glue?
Open or shut?
Paper or plastik?
Q….
ooh – good onse!
Qick, where r de dimonds?
Resentlee moov tu dis aria?
Sell N E commoditees on de opin markit in de lassed elebenty daiis?
T…
Trick oar Treat?
U kum heer offin?
V…..
Viktree oar defeets?
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Whu iz yu an whai yu iz awlways behind me?
Xasperated wif yu, ai iz getting!!!!
Yu, whu sended?
Zaktlee WHAI iz yu behind me ebry tiem ai luks?
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(ai waz trai-ing best nawt tu fink uv mai Trick-or-Treat, whu haz awngoing battle wif own tayl….
Que pasa?
Rillee — y iz yew followin meh?
So – come heer offin?
T…
Take it or leeb it?
U comes heer often?
Violins or fiddles?
W…
Were be da seekret plans tew da toona-ray?
X-playne yersalf!
Y are yew shaykin? Hidin sumfin?
Zebra! … *waytes fur reackshun*
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…Aifink it be guiltee aftur dat last won!
Ai agreez
Wayt! Wi wer wi intea… intier… axsin awl doze qwestshuns? Y nawt jest snorgle hims adn git awl wi wants frum hims? Ai lykes taht idya!!1! *Runs off to find a sleeping tuxedo kitteh sleeping, carrying the snorgle snorkle*
Pleh. Ai founded flouflie long kitteh fir. Muv along, folks, ders nufing moor heer tu sea.
LCB! Dats a loaded qwestshun! But nao dat u askeded……
Kill it and eat it, of course!
EET WUT, MAUS!!!???!!?
topsee turvee kitteh is topsee turvee
Bad ekwilibreeum kitteh is… *slip!* woah! *catch* …um… halp?
Finally. An awesome lolcat!
o.m.c.c…..
Hello!?!?! Can ennywun seeing mai commint?
I feer I haz deh leeza-b syndrome.
Ai see u mai cween! Lowd an cleer.
it showed up aftur KK’s tho.
*shiver*
wp iz beeing weerd pretzel tuday!!!
~snerk~
*faynts in shock*
*wayks up*
*eggzamins lol wif mikroskope tu see what be rong wif it tu making lolllllllllolololol approov uv it*
Ennywun got a peese uv chalk so we can chalk it up?
*checks pokkets*
*by which I mean everybuddy’s pokkets*
Nope. But I does has this caulk gun. U can use it insted?
Hoos pokkit yu find that in??
I finded it in teh… um, street. Yeah. Teh street.
*tries to scratch off PK’s name etched into caulk gun*
U needz mai fiel LCB? Iz gud for scratching fings off.
Ai had sum but ai eeted it.
Ai haz teh hongry and it wuz der.
Mah Pixie-kitteh wuz playin last niet at bein a whole nu aminal…teh wild, Pointy-ended Dingbat…
runnin bak and foarth alawng teh undersied of teh ovarhangin edj of mah footawn hangin on wif 3 pawz and swattin at evaryting with teh fourth.
little weirdo got mah anklol right on teh spot where Tonya kitteh slashed me up after breaking up a fight between her and Spooky
ov korse it duz nawt help taht whiel she wuz doin that, Rudie, Snowflake and Butterscotch wuz awl habin Flyin Sirkus Tiem at 3:15 AM
Dat iz sew teh funni!!1! Ai cin jest sea it!
Oh hai, TC, two ub mai kittehs up awl nite playin las nite. Won ub dem weighs bout 20 pounds, sounded like frate train coming frew da haus!
rumbbbbble bumbbbbbblle Kitteh! Lrge economnomy size !
i haz an earwrom… “LET’S GET REDDY TO RUMMMMMMBBBBBLLLEEE!!!”
Yash, kk4, mii Max (aka Maximum Cat) iz alsew rownd (yash, hee taht, tu!) 20 pounds, adn hee a stampeede awl bi hisself
LOL — dat sownds liek mah “Spot.” Himz a BIIIIIIIG kitteh. Ai calls him owr “cat uv substance.”
Wud dat be a dense kitteh, den? Mass dibided bai Vowlyoom in kitteh shaype? =P
Moar like bowling-pin shaep (wen himz sittin down). Mah huzbin yoosta calling him “Brunswick” fur dat reezin.
Dis beez him — but yew kint rillee tell himz reel siez heer:
http://mine.icanhascheezburger.com/view.aspx?ciid=665737
Dis kitteh wuz rescue feral kitteh, him wuz dropped off in ally behind house, wif tite collar on, husbin cuts off coller, den he wuz outside fur a while, cuz ub da kittehs in da house. We finks dat goggie gots him, was so sik, hides unner house, takes him tu da mergency vet…nao in house for bout a yeer, dis guy gotted huge!! Wen he sits down, an yu luk at him frum behind, he luk like chrismas tree!! Littel head…big, big bodee!! Hiz name Baby, sumtims ai calls him Baby Hughie, but nebber ware he kin heer meh!
Poor babeh… ai so glad yu haz him nao, an him can finlee be safes!!!!
Oh hai, prysma-kitteh! He beh funny boy, him still finks dat nawt gonna hab fuds, so he eets ebbryfing, an nao big, big boy. But he still yung, vet sed dat mebbe he bout a yeer old. So he superplayful, runs round a lawt, meks mucho noise wen ai wants tu sleep! We had tu put weights inside cat tree, cuz him lubs tu run up awn it, and tipees it obber!
Hee hee! At leest him be aktiv!
It’s astoundificating how loud kittehs can bee… afinks they somehowz absorbs their noizees into their jointzez somehows when they’re stalking livegooshies, but when they fillzup they has to thunderificate. Usually around 5 pm, when the crazies hit…
but… my itty bitty shadowkat sounds like herd o’beefalo at 3AM. She’s only 9 lbs!
Kitteh weight having nuffing tu du wif size… iz entirelee a mattur uv hao hevvy them wanting tu be. Ai haz dun teh empeericul studees awn this, an ai concloods that 1) the laws uv fizziks iz moar lyk guidelynes tu kittehs, an 2) kittehs maek up teh fizziks az tehy go along.
My Esme is about 9 pounds too, but when she steps on me or puts a insistent paw on my sholder to axe for a taste of my fuds, she somehow applies elebenty times her own boddy wate through that one little paw. I dunno how she does it.
Hao Esme be duing, LCB? Ai keeps furgetting tu ask. Mai memry, let me show it tu yu… if ai can finding it… an if ai can remembur tu.
She’s doin ok, thx! Her masses are stable and her wate is good (except when she’s stepping on me as described above.) She even kinda plays a little oncet in a while. She says “o hai”.
Yay fur Esme! Gib her a kitteh-treet fur me.
Ai keeps sending teh gud beems fur her.
Thx, I will. Keep sending teh beems — I bleev they is halping tremendoucsly.
Add mine 2 that…
and here, I has a spare lite of Earendil 2, plz to use if nessessaries.
kthxdoesitcomewifsparebulbs?
silleh LCB.
No bulbz. Itz elf majick!
Thats teh bestest kind.
silleh LCB.
No bulbz. Itz elf majick!
Thats teh bestest kind.
So, ur saying it comes wif spare elfs?
yas, itz elf-renewing.
*hedesk*
Sunny, mai mama’s kitteh, beets meh wif hiz paws and screems at meh ifn ai doan gibs him attenshun rite awai wen ai gets hoem! He, Sooty and Inky…well, sumtiems ai cawls dem “teh thundering herd.” Hao can free liddlol kittehs be so lowd?
LCB, Baby like dat. He jumps on bed, den walks on meh, seems like little piano legs wif lots ub weight on dem. Wakes me up ebbrytime.
My Jethro was vry big boi, round about 18 pounds. But when he walked acrosst me it was nothing. Esme, half his size, always made me say “oof!” My Liam, who came to live wif us after we losed Jethro, is 14 pounds and sometimes I wakes up to find him all snuggled up on toppa me but I never notice when he arrives.
Except for teh occasional occasions when he steps on my windpipe.
Nuffin like wakin up gasping fur air!
U gawts dat rite, babes! Srsly!
Ai finks iz wen dey doan wanna bovver u too mush and wakes u up, aifinkso. Sunny gets on top of meh wen ai sleeps and ai doan knoes it until ai trais to turn ober or sumfing. He seems to need constant contact. Mai Missy B awlwais wuz gentlol abowt meh but Itty wud leeps onna top of meh. Wun nite, he scared the bejabbers owtta meh and awlmost had a hart tack! Ai did! Srsly!
Mah kittehs is still bery littlol (3-1/2 months) but wut tehy lack in mass, tehy moar tahn maek up foar in with veLOLcity…espeshuly when krashin into paper bags n kardbord bawksez
OMCC Iceberg sires beautiful babies!!! Once again, great pix. The one of Gracie & George is a prize-winner! They are gorgeous.
Wat a purty caliko!
WANT!
*luuks arown, nobodee luukin**
YOINK!
Yu can git awai wif taht, rhsb? Doan git cawt, or wii wil awl hab tu conveen at de ICHC holdin sell wif u!
Nawt tu wurry, rhsb haz had teh best uv teechurs in, uh, taking fings intu teh lyte tu seeing them bedder.
Dat iz berri gud. {{{rhsb}}}} {{{{pk}}}}
Iz okay. I “borrows” teh kitties awl teh tyme an puts em in mai purse.
U wuddnt beleev teh stuf in dere!
Alcohol
Breff Mints
Comb
D…
Daring trashy novels
Eyeliner
French fries
Golden eyeshadow
H….
Hamburgers (with cheese)
Ipecac, Syrup of
Jammies
L…
Lipstick
Movies tu be returned
Nail file
O….
Orindj chapstick
Pictures
Queen cd
Rubber band
Stain pen
T….
Tangled peez uv string
Unused Kleenex
V….
Tuna ray
Unusually strong mints
Vampire repellant?
W…
Watur
Xtra kleenex
Yarn
Ziploc bags!
ooh rhsb – wihch queen cd? i alwais ejnoy a gud freddie mercury medleee. ’speshully fond ov ‘fat bottomed girls’… probublee b/c i rezembul dat remark!
Maus, u forgotted K!
Kittehs!
Mebbe him fout it goez wifowt sayingz?
maybee kittehs in the SEKRET pokket??
*hides under bed with dust bunnehs”
Bettah latte den nebber! Hoppy bird day MaryO’
Hoppy bird day tew ewe
Hoppy bird day tew ewe
Hoppy bird day MaryOooooooo
Hoppy bird day tew ewe
nad manneh mur!
Mai ai alsew adddd mii concatshumalashuns, sinsire gud wishes adn humbel admerashun tu Mary O’ adn teh tendreled minageri she B. ai habd de werks tu du dis mornin and M sawry tu hab mist de partay. ai raze a Diet Coke tu U Mary O’ adn sendin mi mini cremey pouffs wif shrimpy spred fillins four yer after b-dai bash.
gymnastik kitteh praktises noo balance beem move
kitteh tries to invent wheel
discovers grabbity insted
O hai, Gober! I hasn’t seen u in a long times! How u is? Lurve ur blog.
ohai LCB, ais fine, tuk a long leav ov absens but found my wai bak. Lublee to see so mennie familier nayms still postering.
An thanks! *proud grin*
Am putting up teh pic that mayd her an innernashunal fotomodel (in teh ICHC buk dat is)
It may lead to fail
But also to tail!
Ooh! Ooh! Amember teh Bunwai Ayrwais? An sumwun berry clever animmatated it and maed teh bunneh FLIIIIIIIIIIII?????!!!!! An, an, an Monorayul kitteh awn teh kertin rayul? AN sumwun berry clever – mebbe teh saym sumwun, Ai dunno – animatated taht so teh kitteh ran awn rayul? Plees oh plees can sumwun berry clever animatate tihs wun, so kitteh gose rownanrownanrownanrownanrown? PLEES – yu kno yu wont tu!!
I no haz da anymayshun, butz dis sam kitteh likez 2 spin
http://tomecat.com/madtimes/archive/000633.html
oo waitz i CAN haz anymayshunz
http://tomecat.com/madtimes/index.php/2007/11/02/egg-head/
Oh hai dere cheezeepeepz!!1!! I hazn’t bugginged u bowt dis in a wyle so I posting it heer.
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Furst, i like to saying a B-I-G THANK YOO tu ebbreewun hoo b on deh map!! I no it b kinda skeery tu sending deh emayo tu sumwun u duzn’t noe. I ‘preshee-atez deh trust u haz in mii. But i promisez not tu spamming u oar giving owt ennee emayo addressez.
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It b grate tu seeing ware awl ower frenz b. Wii haz 282 peepz on deh map!!! Dat b including peepz in souf america and aysha adn ebbreeware. Wii haz sew mennee i had to splitting sum peepz owt in Kololoneez uv deh Cheezland. Deh Googlee mapz iz not frendlee wunst wii gotted over 200 peepz on deh map.
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If u wanting tu b on deh map, just sending an emayo tu cweenmj@gmail.com saying wut ur ICHC name b and ware on dis planet u b.
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Deh map b at
http://www.maps.google.com/maps/ms?ie=UTF8&hl=en&msa=0&msid=103775879896697322828.0004573f951750ea89599&ll=44.412202,-92.823486&spn=0.804399,1.738586&z=9
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wen u lukking at deh map u will notiss dat in addishun tu deh peepz and deh Kololoneez, der b a cuppla plaisiz marked, namely deh Nawty Barn and deh Lunnun Cheezmeet in 2012. If u noez deh lokashunz uv ennee uzzer spots, tell mii and I will putting dem on, tu.
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Hugh_G_Manatee adn deh birfday fairy b on deh map, if enney uzzer such identiteez b wanting a spot, dat wud b gud.
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Thank yoo fur ur attenshunz. Wii now returning u tu ur regular commintz.
Oh hai, cweenmj, iz da troll swamp on da map? Ai wanna be shoor to nawt dribe throo der!
Hhhhhmmmmmmmmmmmmm. I must ponder this.
Oh well, thiz iz strainj….I ty pinged ’swamp’ in2 deh google map search box and it came bak wif….R u reddy fur dis??….
New Washington Heights Miami, FL
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ooooh, and Fyumi Gator? she be bakashunink in da swamps around Pearl River, LA.
she can has fresh troll meat dere foar Thanksgiving…
Luks lyke it kan liid tu tail, tu!
Plz tu say small prayer fur mai feral kitteh? She be berry old fur a feral problee ober 15, an her been losing wayt fur a whyle nao. Ai… can’t lolspeak right now, I’m worried. I feed her every night at the same time, and make sure she has clean blankets in her shelter. This is the first time in weeks she hasn’t been there waiting for me. It’s darned cold out there, and she’s got to be getting stiff and sore by now. She normally doesn’t go very far away, but I can’t find her. If anyone has a sec to send wishes to one elderly calico to come home, I would appreciate… kthx.
Akshully, she probly looked a lot lyk the kitty in this picture when she was much younger.
{{{{{{pk}}}}}}}
hopin fur teh best for ur owtside kitteh.
I had to czech to see where u were. VLC!! I bet itz teh COLD up there! We iz having lows in teh 20’s in midstate NC, very unushual 2 b this cold this time of year. I has left my basemint door crakked teh last 2 nites for my outsiders.
I offen wonders how things survive in this kind of cold-
Much less way up in teh grate wite north!
{{{{prysma-kitteh}}}} I am so sorry. If you can’t LOLspeak right now, then I won’t either. I will pray for your feral kitty. She probably wouldn’t have lived as long as she has without you. To feral kitty: Please come home, your person is worried about you. You love her in only the way you know. To Ceiling Cat: Please protect the little kitty and bring her home safe and sound. Let prysma-kitteh know where she is so she can care for her. Prysma-kitteh: I feel for you and I care.
Love,
KCTailkinker
Anom.
{{{{{Prysma-kitteh}}}}}} {{{{{{feral kitteh}}}}}}
{prysma-kittheh & feralfren}
holding you both us in prayers, and good thoughts.
burfday fairy finally showing up to wish a big HAPPEE BURFDAY to ebreewun hoo haz tehr burfdays today! i wuz bizzy preparring a big shrimps buffay!!! in honor ob maryOspockn’s burfday today! evree kind ob shrimp yoo culd want – hot, cold, spicy, not spicy, in a sawse, by itself, eben shrimp taht not tastes like shrimp for tohse hoo not likes shrimp! also, cawz i’m getting in taht kthxgibing frame o mind, itty bitty punkin tarts an pekan tarts for dezert! an hot choklit wif wippy kreem, if yoo likes
or smashed peppymints, or alkyholik fortificayshun, if yoo prefers. an goodie bags wif teh bownsy balls taht lite up wen tehy bownse an liddle mini sekrit diyarees taht haz been so popyular lately, kandees, an shiny turkee stikkers wif googly eyes!!
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Takez a steemee mug o hawt chokklit wif wippy kreem, adn smashed peppymints, adn alkyholik fortificayshun, thank yoo berry much; and a nuzzer bown sea ball dat litingz up.
oooh!
Teh itteh bitteh sekrit diarees are BAK!
*grabbs one kwik befores they get gone*
*putz a tiny turkee stikker onnit*
*gets pen and holds to mouf and ponders*
Deer diaree….
One uf de bestest lolcats EBER!!!
I wanna bye dis poster fur mai ophis.
Wher dey sellin eet?
At Offiss Splizez R Us.
Very good one! Kudos. WIN!
a combination of lolcat, FAIL, and motivational poster. nice.
Wow, is that a boy calico?
Nope, that’s our Alice.