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i make it nice and pretty…
8-way ty wif Valesa at the tawp! Hooray for Valesa! Drinks and danses! And lets continoo teh party for our sweetpea! *gets teh shampers out cos it’s after 5pm in Jermanee*
yesh, we can has sillybrashuns for Valesa & my burfdae, there’s LOTSA fud.
except shwimp. something seems to have happn’d to all da shrimp.
But deres LOTS o salad wif organik sweetpea tendrils. tastee n nootrishus.
We subsituted cweenmj’s roundup with tasty Salad Drssing made with Scentz 0 humor Spritzer. Has sum salad wif
Anchovies
Beetz (ick, you can haz mine and Barak 0′Bama’s)
Chopinned up Carrotz
D…
Ohai sweetpea, MaryO, CLG, et al!
ai maid u a birfdai pixure- u cahn see it bye clikkin awn mai bloo naim since ai doan seem tew be able 2 put a linkee awn heer.
http://www.//mine.icanhascheezburger.com/view.aspx?ciid=2649499
maybee dat wil wurk….
neber mind, dat nawt goe aneeware. just clik awn mai naim 2 see de pixure pleez.
Dis very pretty kitteh, is yours?
Kitteh is bery beeyewtiful but nawt myne. Ai googlied fer pics uv birfdai party kittehs & foun de site wif dis pixure awn it. Ai maid sure 2 bee gud & giv de foto credit to de site ware ai founded de pic. Doan wan dem comin affer meh!
fanx, i goes to luk…TTFN
Devillid eggs
Egz, nondevillid, hardboyld
French fried onyuns
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lol! i barely understood that…. can wii haz some sushi along wif that?
btw, I call my bf sweet pea since he uses sweet pea and lavender bodywash *mmmmmm* smells so nice… and… feminine! lol {making fun of own bf}!
…adn orgamiced. Conga Rats!
Tehy do luk like a littul conga line, don’t they?
Maybee we shud has musicks!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b4A50EHwCjY
Ohai, Mary — Ai maded u a prezie…hoep dis wurkz…
http://mine.icanhascheezburger.com/pictures-by-klschmidt1309/TemplateView.aspx?tiid=794804
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HAPPEE BIRFDAY!! Sorree ai misseded teh morninging partee.
fangs!! CHOMP! jest right fr da ebening hongrees. now i got N r Gee to sang like dat lil kitteh!
plugs yr eeeerz!
FURST!!!!!
Shhh! U’ll wake up teh TrollHunter! Yes, we haz wun nao in residence!
oh, goodie, a TROLL?
let’s play pin da tail on da Trollee!
Oy, sumwun cawlled? Ai waz awn safaree trakking a refrins tu a type 12 troll, repoarted back in August as a “freedum uv speech” troll.
What we haz heer iz nawt a reel troll. Noarmallee, speeshees using camoflaj du it foar protekshun oar tu luk moar freatning tu potenshul predaturs. Haoebur, naither uv these reezuns eksplayns whai sum indivijuals uv ovver speeshees choos tu camoflaj themselvs az trolls. Iz a phenomenomenomenom that ai still be reesurching.
OHAI, troll hunter!! Haz u seen dis wun?? I finkso him b hybridu needz tu chekking owt.
http://www.icanhascheezburger.com/2008/11/20/funny-pictures-leverage-i-has-it/#comment-504452
*Slaps Mais Non on the… wrist*
NOW CUT THAT OUT!
Ohai, Ebil Maus! Yu gotted me in trubble at teh jym yedsterdy. I wuz onna treddmill, watchin teebee, adn tehy shewed sum soljers bakk frum Irak an wun wuz huggin himz wyfe a big hug, adn den teh capshun came on dat teh soljerz wud “be debriefed for several days” adn I fell off teh treddmill!
Wuz OK butt I cuddint explayn it too ennywun.
ROFLMAOPIMP!!!
Hugging wife…..debreefed fur daze….. LOL … gasping fur bref…. 
I’m glad you weren’t hurt. But I would liked to have seen it…
Seen what? RBF falling, oar sebral days uv debreefings?
That be tu funneh fur wurds… ROFL
ROFLMBO!!!!!
**snerk**
Well, dat wun way tew welkum ur huzbin hoam, I gess.
Oh dear MaisNon. U muss be a newbie. Mai Ai gib u sum frenlee adbies? We trie 2 maek a commint awn teh lol an we nebber yooze teh “f” werd.
fAux?
faBulous?
faCts?
faD?
fE…
(isn’t Iron clad rool, izzit?)
Ai meened TEH “f” werd dat meens nawt sekund. Sum peepl rownd heer aer bein berry obstrepperus 2dai.
Fird?
Flibbertigibbet?
sinz we’re orgamicing dis in OCD alfamabetm maybe
flibbertiJibbet?
Oh. Sry. Didn’t realize it was a alphabet thingy. I just lurves that word is all.
Menny big smylz on yer burfday Marie de la Spoque! adn la doos-petty-pwaws ohsee! Mai frangled fronsh bone-honey-bears-airs tu voo.
“FERD”?
fEets
Faeries
FrooGal
FresH
F..J…
FudJ
FlocKs
FueL
FlaMez
FiNgs
FO..
sry annipuss, but fudj & flocks ar berry cloes too getherz. Ai thot u sed a bad werd.
♫(singsong in descending minorFird) anni sed a wirty dird…anni sed a wirty dird…anni sed a wirty dird…
Ai aer sowwy u thort dat. Ai wud nebber yooze dat werd heer an had no intenshun uv uffendin. Ai’ll go awai naow.
come baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaak
*grabz anni by teh ankuls wif tendrilz 0 dooom*
we noes you wooden’t. we jest feeling frisKy
yesh, just teesing u ifinkso…
Wud this be better:
*danguls fether just out of anni’s reech*
donut go! ai noes yoo didunt meen it. mai mynd haz a gutter – let me show u it.
I’m sorry that your remark upset me so much – to someone of my generation, that word is still very bad. I didn’t hear it until I was about 20. I won’t pretend that I never use bad words (have even used that one in extreme anger), but it still shocks – even though most schoolchildren here use it in every sentence.
{annipuss} we are not rilly finking you sed a bad wird, adn Sir Tainly you wooden dew it on porpoise. i was jest being a noying notty weedy fing.
pls to furgib us, ‘kay?
*looks up wif big green eyes*
*blink*
*blink*
Thanks for that. I’m sorry if I over-reacted but it really got to me for some reason – just the thought that someone might believe I would do that on purpose, upset me.
P’raps I’m juss a silly owld wummun. I’ll get ober it tho (nawt bein owld – dere’z no cyoor fur dat)
I’m sorry to say that my siblings and I used that word in front of my Mum, even though we knew she really didn’t like it.
She passed over the bridj almost 2 years ago. She has forgivinged us, aifinkso.
Oh annipuss! ANNIPUSS!!! Yoo ar neither silly nor owld! Hao can oo think that?
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Yoo won’t bee owld fur at LEEST 25 yeers!!
I don’t see the color-sorted M&Ms…
Ai eeted dem
In teh rite ordur uv corse
oder whise someting awfol mite hapn
Oh hai Maus, Annipuss. Ai wurked in office once an dis ladee always gibs me piles ub paperwurks, cuz she always whinez bout how bizzy her is. Den ai brings bak pile ub papers intu her office. Awn hur desk is peenut M&M’s, lined up on tissue, in order, by size nd culler. **whispers** I moobed dem around nd jumble dem up! Den her leebs office tu ask ebbryone hoo mess up her M&M’s.
Aifinks dis why hur nawt has time tu do paperwurks….wuz fun tu bodder hur!!
well itsnot
*diskreetly hands the princess a linen hankiee*
heh! Fanks
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G’sundheit!
wate, one tehse is not kwite strate enuf.
teh larg maus shud be on teh end 2.
and why is tehre one pink ball in teh line wif teh green ones??
*Moves down the line to the end*
Is that better?
but now ur next to teh fishees…..
rodints and fishees… not go togetter…
*whimper*
Izzit time for Wapner yet???
Wapner?
7 o colck Wapner. Awlays 7 o colck
Dustin Hoffman in Rain Man, FTW!
Um, letz guess hao menneh toothpiks ar still in this boks. . . .
And we mayks shor that teh pankayk syrup is on teh taybul in teh rite order, too.
I’m an eggselent driber.
and now I iz cravin pancaeks.
Okai, Ai makes sum wif teh walnuts and sum with teh bloo berries and sum wif bof blooberries and walnuts.
aifinkso sweetpea habs teh syrups.
Kitteh finks it iz tidee
I see nuffin rong wif it!
AAiiieeeeee! sum uv de tois r touchin! Ai haz 2 start agin!
The lines nawt strate, ether.
Oh, an teh ball-luukin fings r nawt in the rite ordur akkordin tew theyre koller.
Yaarrgghhh! Nawt strate! *luks fer yardstik*
I wud uze lebel.
I can has do-ober?
Come on! Iz digital camera.
No, wate wate…juss one moar fing before u taeks teh pikshur.
Yah, I hoeped u wuz gonna fix dat.
Inventory Kitteh iz inventory-in himz toyz.
Ai hav CDO – it iz kinda liek OCD onlee in alphlolbetical oardur teh wai it shoold bee.
*facepalm*
hed desk
FTW!1!
i eben haz dis on mai desk @ werk!!1!
Ai iz noo…..u peeps is krackin meh upsy! Ai haz lotz of LOL adn ROFLOL.
welcum noob. dese cheez frenz iz teh bestest peeps n teh hole whirld. glad u cud joyn us!
Thx, brainfire! Ai enjoyz Cheezland and cheez frenz konver..convar..speekin’ vrey much!! Gottah goe 2 werk nao but ai’l bee bok! *sed in Ahrnold S. voyce*
awl ur toyz n stwingz n liddel green fuzzee tingz r belong 2 me nao.
ai keep dem n teh strate line 4 u.
kthxbai
count 51 toyz plus the box?
OCD and ADD:
wun, too, free, foar… OH HEY! ai forgotted abowt taht wun! *plai plai plai*
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wher wuz ai? wun, too, free, foar…
evil turnabout toys line up da kittehs tew plai
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http://www.catbowling.net/cat-bowling.html
oh luuk — a chikken!
whups… wuz sposed to bee down beelow a liddul bit.
Mai best fren sez abowt hur ADD.
“Yeah I’ve got to go clean house and run errands, and……o look – a chicken!”
Iz funnee wen I axk hur sumfin hur nawt wanna anser sew hur will say, “O look – a chicken!”
ai will hab 2 uze dat wun wen ai need a klever rexpon…respun…fancee anser!
ai haz a fren woos tehrapissed four ADD haz a sine in him offis taht sai ,” I might not have ADD..oh, look, a bunny!” Iz a gud varyi.. verii..difrent ting tahn teh chiken.
haha dat’s lyk mee as a liddul gurl. I’d b kleenin mah room n ai’d fynd a toy I’d bn lukin fur n ai’d plai wit it n furget wut ai wuz doin befoar. lolz lyke “Dis goez here… n dis goez here… n dis goez… ooh, DERE’S mah Barbie doll!” lol
Heh ~ I STILL does dat! even dis day! I gotted sushi leftovers n dey was purty n so I wanted to take a pic… but I needed bamboo placemat to put it on, so had to look for that… then needed small bowl for soy sauce so had to look for that… while looking for that I find chopstick box n belt for bento box i gotted in SanFran last year… also find chopstick rest so say YEAH that nice for pic too… then I gets these and say oh I wish I woulda bought a ramune soda at World Market last night, ohh well i still got a bottle so I can fake it with water… but no water not haf bubbles so hey I can fake it with sierra mist, yeah! then pic is set up but too much mess in the background (cuz of the ramune bottle) so oh here handy dandy purple cloak so just drape it over the mess, no problem! 20 minutes to get this pic taken – thank goodness it was fresh leftovers and not in need of heating!
U cawl dis organyzed? Dis iz NAWT organyzed!
Alsew, do I see wire hangurs? Wat did I tells u? WAT DID I TELLS U!
NO WIRE HANGURS!!!!!!
yes mommee deerest
or mebbe “nommie deerest”
Gud kitteh! Neggst we organizamifies teh silverwayr drawr. Then teh klosets. Then teh garaj. Then teh baysmint. Oh wayt, mebbe nawt teh baysmint – baysmint cat libs ther!
I will organyze teh basement. I been libbin in teh land ov Basement Cat latelee ennywai, so whiel I’m heer, mite as well.
Heer. Wayr this protektiv sheeld so teh basymint cat can’t hurt yoo:
*hands rhsb bullittp-roof, ebil-proof, poyntee-enz-proof full bawdee armor*
Oh luk, teh liddel tag on teh bak sez sumthing:
“also gud fur keeping away ebil lawyers and ex-husbines*
Oh, and it’s just teh rite size! Yoo wayr it well, rhsb!
Fanks, Gremlin. Wat I rellee need is one of those lovely self-hugging jackets I’ve heard about.
And the rubber room that goes with it.
Naw, rhsb. Yoo duzzint need nun uv that! Yoo just needs a hug! {{rhsb}}
Fanks foar teh bote ov confidense, Gramlin.
Nawt shure I agwee wif you, tho.
Yor storeh haz a happeh ending, rhsb. I noes this fur shor. Yoo is just in teh middel part uv teh tayl wher “owr hero confronts major obstacles.” Teh storeh will get beddur, I promiss!
So, wen iz teh Knight in Shinin Armor comin?
{{{{{{rhsb}}}}}} Yu nawt needing wun. Yu haz yur cheezfrenz!
An moar importintlee, yu haz yur own strengf, which yu unnerestimating, aifinkso. Being eggsausted nawt teh same as being nawt-strong. Trusting me in this, ai lern this purrsunallee.
Ai still waiting fur teh happehness tu starting, tu. Ai skared uv what gunna happin. But ai dragged self up this far toof an claw, an ai gunna keep going, eben when an inch feeling lyk a gud day, an sum days iz backwards. An ai know yu haz teh toofs an claws tu.
Adn u noez dat wen u gitz tired, u kin leening on deh Cheezfrenz. {{{{PK}}}} {{{{rhsb}}}}
Fanks sew mush, frenz.
I feel lyk I’ve leened awn y’all tew mush az it iz.
I has crashed an burned sew badlee, I kant see nuffin but teh flaymes.
If we awl leening awn eech uvver, iz much harder fur ennywun tu be fallwing ober, hm?
{{{{rhsb}}}} {{{{cweenmj}}}}
When a fren needs yu, du yu keep trak uv hao long fur, oar hao menny hugs iz payd owt, an when it hits limit, yu say, “Otay, tu much leenings, no moar, yu stop nao an go be hurting nao wifout bugging me.”? Oar duz yu just keep giving teh hugs an teh chokklit an teh margritas an teh glock an teh whadeber needed until fren feeling bedder?
Ob coarse nawt.
But, I has had dat dun tew mi, resentlee, ackshully.
I wuz tolded bai a sertin purrson dat hur cud nawt handlol mai negativitee an I jest needed tew do wut hur tolded mi tew an den I wud has teh happee.
It relee hurted owr frenship, speshully since I nawt pulled dat crap awn hur when teh shoo wuz onna uthur foot!
**shows sertin persun pointy enz**
That nawt frenship. Nu-uh, noway. Frenship iz, yu making yur choices, an ai mebbe tells yu what aifink, but ai standing ryte behind yu no matter what. If aifink yu iz abowt tu step awf cliff yu nawt see, mebbe ai grabs yu an ax if yu shur, but if yu say yes-ai-shur, ai gib big sigh an roll eyes an scoot daon tu bottom an trai tu be there wif teh peeple-catcher fingie wif az menny uvver frenz az ai can finding. Y’know?
Just coz wun persun had a stoopy an did a bad fing that hurted yu, nawt meen yur uvver frenz duz. Ai be heer enny tiem yu need a sholder. Ai knowing ai nawt teh ownlee wun. An ai knowing that teh sholders be offured wif luvs an sympafies. So, nawt pawsibul tu “leen tu mush”.
Fanks, p-k an KK.
She an I are still frenz, but tehre iz a lolefant inna room.
Rite nao, hur iz datin a gui I CAN NAWT STAND, but ifn hur has teh happee wif him, tehn I supports hur. I has tolded hur hao I feels, but hur iz growed an kin maek hur own choyses.
Teh sad fing iz, I can see teh poo hittin teh fan doan teh rode, but kant do nuffin abowt it but wate wif the chocklit.
Pleez tu keep da preshus choklit away frum da fan!! Wood be shame tu waste it.
{{rhsb}} Sumtimes da Knights nawt wat dey seems tu bee. (ai left yu a ledder) Ai gotted sik ub lukkin fur one, was jes finlee hapee by maiself, den awl ub a sudden, wen ai reech point to nawt want husbin, or even bf, mai Knight in slightly rusty armor showed up.
*clunk clunk clunk frum down da hawl… Enturs da rewm in home-mayde armor, moar lyke a robot dan a knite* Sorree ai is layte. Mai hoarse had a flat hoof an ai cudden get anneewon tew stawp an halp me fixes it. =P
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…ai can has can-openur tew gets me owt nao? ^-^ Ai nose wat it be lyke tew be gushi-fud nao! =P
Aw, wolfee! {{{{{{DF}}}}}}
Dat’s teh sweetist fing ennywun ov teh mael speeshees has dun foar mi inna lawng tiem!
**grabs teh jaws ov lyf an pulls teh start-cord** rrrrRRRRAAAWWRRRRrrrrr
Okay nao, hold it in, an let mi kno if I hits skin!
Hehe ai tawt yew wud lyke it. ^-^ Ai saw dat postee an sayed “Hmm… armour yew said? Knite yew says? Ai can dew dat!” Ai is glad yew lyked it an ai cud bring a smyle tew yew! {{rhsb}}
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*Hoalds berry still.* Be careful arownd mai tayle. =P
U guies wanna heer funnee storee?
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Our office is right across the hall from the mens’ restroom. NAWT GUD, I tells ya.
Yesterday, the funk in the hallway was particularly noxious, so our female Lieutenant began spraying air freshener up and down the hall.
One of the doofuses (or is that doofi) here (also known as the hot dog man) went up to her and asked, “What happened, did you F**t?”
OMCCWTFBBQ.
Um, dood, that is like, the LAST thing you say to a WOMAN who carries a Glock!
**rolls eyes**
icanhasglock? i r 2 cloes to da boyz bafrum @ werk too.
In owr cases, a pre-emptive strike mite be the best eyedea, aifinkso.
Aifinksew tew! Dat is nawt da wai tew treet anneewon, glock oar no glock!
Dat guy, he can has sum civility an kindness tew otter peepuls, purrhaps?
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Ai awlso beeleeves in pree-emptive strykes tew, espeschuallee wen dey involbe da hedbatting ob doofuses. =P
I told a co-worker that she musta not have had PMS, or else his head would’ve been blown off.
Tell me I’m lyin, ladies!
amen!1!
Dat mite be teh last fing you say period!
*heddesk*
Glock too unorgamanized fur dis pikshur.
I can has 357?
oooh I lieks teh prime nombers weapun.
*fires a 3*
*fires an elebenty*
but… but… teh Glock iz mayde wiv polymerz!!
iz kool inna materials science kinda way!
Mr smooth…Hot dawg man lukee nawt invited tu office weenie roast nd hapee hour!
O hai orgunaizayshun kitteh. Hao mehnee cheezburgrz u charj tu du mah baysmint?
Hapee Birfday to Sweet Pea, Mary an awl da tendrils. Ai keep tryin tu tells yu, compooter eated awl mai wurds!
I tried commenting on teh preevious fred, and it wuddn’t let me, eeber.
Props to LCB’s song – in case it neber shows up.
They being there, Romeow. Iz just teh stoopy 200-commint limit fing. If yu click awn Show All an surch fur Romeow, iz there.
*mutturs kurses unner bref at teh 200-commint fing that keeps messing wif fings*
Oh, an teh birfday gifts be toadallee WIN!
OH hai, PK!! I lefting u a msg on deh Lever Lol.
http://www.icanhascheezburger.com/2008/11/20/funny-pictures-leverage-i-has-it/#comment-504748
Fank yew prysma-kitteh. Iz speshul dai fur our Sweetpea.
I tried to leef comment unner LCB’s song, but it nawt sho…yet. Mebee onwee can leef comments affer teh 200 limit or sumpfing?
Psst. Romeow — on deh lolz wif over 200 commintz, klikking on deh link dat sez “show all”. it b neggst tu deh number uv commintz. Den u kin seeing awl deh commintz, but klikking on dhe Who’s Talking linkz will just skrewwing it up.
Oh hai, Romeow! Mebbe ai nawt see it, but did dat last kitteh yu reskewd get tu vet ok? Was yu able tu calm kitteh down?
Hai kerrykatz4!
Yes, she iz spayed and at her noo hoam. I brotted a byootiful wudden kitteh howse bak from CA dat dey wazn’t using ennymoar, and gabe it to Rossi’s noo hoomins.
Rossi did let meh pet her (finally) and she became a lub bug. She wud still hiss at meh wen I seed her, butts I cud pet her rite away and she wud melt and rub.
Fanks fur askin.
{{Romeow}} Fanks fur tellin me dat…ai haz a hapee tu dat poor Rossi kitteh nau haz gud home.
Lulz. Iz good kitteh
lulz indeedy
Lol. I lurve dis wun. I Knoo it wud make it to frunt page. :3 Gud jorb!
Hooray! ICHCB musta had others like my suggestion! Now we can see all the different captions that have been made for each picture! When you go to caption a pic, try it out! This’ll be great for keeping multiples out of the system.
Great job, ICHCB!
OH OH OH!!! IZ FABYOOLUS!!! WURKS GRATE!!!
YAY FOAR THE BIG BURGERZ!!
Naow, jus mayke shur evereewun yooses teh noo feechure!
I think whoever captioned this doesn’t know the difference between autism and obsessive compulsive disorder.
Ai fink ai nawt so shur yu du.
Aifinkso too, P-K.
Ai thort OCD wuz offn a sine uv autism
OCD iz an ankziety disordur. Autism, aibeeleef, iz considurd a developmental disordur. Can okkur bof in saym purson, but nawt teh saym fing.
Autism iz big spektrum tho, an ai knowing less abowt it than ankziety an mood disordurs.
Compulsive behavior, like arranging things, can be a sign of autism, but as P-K said, the spectrum is very large.
Dat’s wat Ai thort, but dis lol iz deffynitelee showin OCD
Yup. So I send a big “STN” to Daniel…
i tinks kitteh gots to many toyzes….
Ai finks this kitteh nawt gots enuff toys… at leest, if yu compayr tu mai kittehs.
OMG ai forgets da partee. *CRIES*
Happy Burfday Mary O!!!!
{{{{{{midnightsdeer}}}}} But yoo haz remembured nao!
An hur burday iz AWL DAY!!!
So awl iz az rite az rie can bee!!
yah, and i got it just before teh day ended!
I have a calico that lays out her pompom toys in geometric patterns. Long ago, I decided she is an alien visiting our planet disguised as a cat.
Awl kittehs bees teh ayleeins, aifinkso.
Dang! Tihs kittoon hazza lotta toyz. Almoas az menii az mai Nyne! Verii fyne redcat tehr.
O Kitteh! I two has OCD. it’s gunna be OK.
Ai’z nawt OCD…. Ai’z CDO…. It’s kinda lyke OCD, butt in aphlabebtickle oardurr, lyke iz spozta be!!!!
Is like meant to be spelled ‘liek’ (It’s the OCD spelling in me that noticed that.)
Idk wut ocd iz lolololol
sum1 explanez plz?