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I no listen any moar you iz lion to me

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This lolcat or funny picture was posted on Thursday, November 20th, 2008 at 3:00 am.

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  1. Maus says:
    November 20, 2008 at 3:00 am

    *Petunia and B.R. enter, pulling a long flat-bed wagon*
    *On the wagon are Maus, Ebil Maus, Cmdr Data, Lord Evelyn Oakleigh, Sir Real, Wyatt Earf and Professor*
    *They are dressed as Mariachis and carrying traditional instruments*
    *Also on the wagon are elebenty skwirlls, each one sitting at a miniature piano*
    *There is also a HUGE 5-tiered cake, with elebenty lit candles on it*
    *The wagon stops. The skwirlls begin to play, and The Boys begin to play and sing*
     
    ♫♫♫
    Feliz, feliz en tu día,
    Amiguita qué Dios te bendiga,
    Y qué reine la paz en tu día,
    Y qué cumplas muchos más.
    ♫♫♫
     
    HAPPY BIRTHDAY, MARY!!!
     
    Now blow out the candles before we set off the sprinkler system!

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  2. upfi says:
    November 20, 2008 at 3:00 am

    Schmoos to u! And ur ear!

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    • upfi says:
      November 20, 2008 at 3:03 am

      :oops:

      *The caterpillar crawls in as fast as it little feet will allow*
      *From one feeler, a huge “happy birthday” banner is trailing*
      *The other feeler is pulling a coffee table on wheels with a wrapped present on it and some homemade cookies*

      HAPPY BURFDAY, Mary!!!! And many happy returns of the day!

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      • sweetpea says:
        November 20, 2008 at 3:12 am

        :shock: for a second there i thotted you were gonna crawl in my ear (i miss read it!, leaky eyes fr sum raison) and irilly rilly rilly likes caterpillols . but in my ear…not so much. :lol:

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  3. PwnedBy2Kittehs says:
    November 20, 2008 at 3:00 am

    Happi Happi Happitayl birfdai!
    Happi Happi Happitayl birfdai!
    Happi Happi Happitayl birfdai!
    To our belubbed Mary O’!
    .
    *squeals in joi at teh prospect ov sillybrating Mary’s natal day*
    *runs up to Mary O*
    *turns teh corner at hi speed awn two bak legs*
    *slips, misses a step an slides awn floofly tail up to Mary O’*
    .
    OHAI! Happitayl birfdai, mai deer Mary!!!!
    .
    *Big schmoo fer Mary*
    *brings a hyoogj bowquay ov teh freshest flowers fer Mary O’s enjoimint*
    *hands Mary a bawks ov speshul choklits — awl ov wish bekum her faborite flavur an kind as soon as she noms dem*
    .
    (sorry I can’t stay an plai — gotta go see Dr. TinyOncoCat todai fer manee testseses an whatnot)
    .
    SO: I wish yoo nuffink but teh bestest fer dis day an teh hole yeer!!!!
    .
    Lubs yoo lawtses, mai deer fren!
    .
    PB2K

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  4. annipuss says:
    November 20, 2008 at 3:00 am

    Sweet nuffin doin!

    Reply
  5. Valesa says:
    November 20, 2008 at 3:00 am

    i shall grow up bing and strong and show you i aint lion!?!?!

    Reply
  6. bluesfan473 says:
    November 20, 2008 at 3:01 am

    ai’m nawt lion, ai’m nommin ur eer!

    Reply
  7. skwirrlgrrl says:
    November 20, 2008 at 3:01 am

    HAPPY BURFDAI!!!!!!!! TO:
    *czechs list*
    Mary O’Spockn
    Mais Oui
    Mais Non
    Uh…
    Sweetpea
    Seems like Iz forgettin sumone…
    *confuzzled*
    Oh yas! Chopp’d Livah Grrl!1!!

    Anyways, I has prezzents for all uv u!
    *rummajes in gifty bag*
    Here!
    For Mary O, I has a necklase. Itz made uv dyelitheum crystalz. Use it onlee for emergensies. *wispers* And itz very sparklee so I wud not let LCB see it if I wuz u.

    For Mais Oui, I has sum Fronsch Toast, in case u is hongree.

    For Mais Non, well.. Jeez ur sew hard to buy for!
    *hands Mais Non gifty card to the Ty Booteek*

    For Sweetpea, here is a speshul fing.
    *hands tenderils Sweetpea a small box*
    Inside is a genuwine authentik imitashun of the Lite of Earendil.
    If u is ever trapped insied somewheres, and can’t get to the sunshines, use this!!

    And for CLG!
    Dis was a tuff one 2! But I finallee desided to get u a cookbuk.
    *Pulls owt “1001 Resipes for Chopp’d Livah”*
    *wispers*
    U can substitoot Spam for the CL, k?

    Hope u has a GRATE birfdai, ♫ ♪ and menny more!!! ♫

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    • Chopp'd Livah Grrrl says:
      November 20, 2008 at 3:41 am

      Well, i offen get lefted out, you know
      *nods sadly*
      *brightens*
      But thank you muchly for the gifts, and the thoughtiness 0 da Spam substitooshunz!

      Reply
  8. Maus says:
    November 20, 2008 at 3:01 am

    Yer ear: it haz a flavur!

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  9. sweetpea says:
    November 20, 2008 at 3:02 am

    *tinytendrilstikkulzPetunya& traipseofftotestdatrapdoar*

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  10. bluesfan473 says:
    November 20, 2008 at 3:02 am

    ♫ Happee happee birfdai
    ♫ Happee birfdai MaryO
    ♫ Happee happee birfdai, 2 uuuuuuuu!!!!!

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  11. cweenmj says:
    November 20, 2008 at 3:02 am

    I wakingz up at OMG-dark-thirty inna morning. Trowz deh iec chest in deh bakka deh Jeep. Dehn I hoppingz in, startingz it up adn hedz down deh rode. Stoppingz at deh kin veen yintz stoar adn baiz a bag uv iec. Puttingz it in deh iec chest and den kuntinuez on.
    .
    Down deh kawsway and over deh bridje tu Padre Eyeland; turningz norf onto Mustang Eyeland; awl deh way tu Aransas Pass. Wyle dribing, watchez deh sunrize over deh Gulf deh Mexiko. Deh clowdz turn frum soft pinkee yello tu brit shinee white.
    .
    Moar driving; wait at deh dock fur deh ferry; driving ontu deh ferry; putt, putt, putt, akross deh Pass on deh ferry; kross nuzzer kawsway adn a bridge tu Port Aransas. Turn in at deh Conn Brown Harbor just in time tu watching deh boatz kum in.
    .
    Bai~ingz deh bestest, freshest catch and puttingz it in deh iec chest. Den drivingz bak, kross deh bridge; down deh cawzway; wayt fur deh ferry; put, put put akross deh Pass; down deh eyeland; over deh bridj, akross deh cawsway adn home agin.
    .
    Takingz deh catch owtta deh cooler and kleening it. Putz deh wadder on tu boil. Bubblol, bubblol. Trowing in deh seezuningz adn deh fresh catch. Bublol, bublol, sum moar. Strain eberyfing and trow away deh seezuning bag.
    .
    Putz deh nommy fresh shrimpz inna bowl wif iec. Putz deh saws inna nuzzer bowl, and crakkerz in annuzzer. Putz awlla bowlz onna shinee silver platter.
    .
    Happee Birfday, Mary O!! Have sum fresh Gulf shrimpz!!
    I mading nuff fur ebbreewunz.

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    • JanetCanHas4Kittehs says:
      November 20, 2008 at 3:48 am

      That wuz sum trip! An ai ar speshullee imprest wif teh”OMG-dark-thirty inna morning!” ;)
      .
      *gingerlee taeks a shwimp – bytes into it*
      .
      YUM! Nermallee, ai doo nawt much care fur teh schwimps! But these, dere cweenjm, ar kiwte egg straw or dinairy!! Menee thanks fur bringing tehm to teh partee!!

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    • sweetpea says:
      November 20, 2008 at 4:09 am

      :shock: SHWIMPSSHWIMPSSHWIMPSSHWIMPSSHWIMPSSHWIMPSSHWIMPSSHWIMPS
      NOMNOMNOMNOMNOMNOMNOMNOMNOMNOMNOMNOMNOMNOMNOMNOMNOMNOM
      NOMNOMNOMNOMNOMNOMNOMNOMNOMNOMNOMNOMNOM
      NOMNOMNOMNOM….

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  12. zauberflolute says:
    November 20, 2008 at 3:02 am

    ♫ ♫♫ ♫HAPPIE BURFDAI MARY’O♫ ♫♫ ♫
    We singz a sawng foar you, O flame-tressed champion of internashunall litter ace-y!

    I haz mayde u a caek in teh shaype ov a lieberry. See how teh liddle door openz? An see awl teh bookz mayde of chawklit? Ebbery flavur, ebbery langwitch. And in teh tower? A tredmill!

    An I haz brot u a prezzint. A nawt-sekkund edishun of Pogo’s Sunday Punch. U may translayte it into enny langwidge u liekz!

    ♫ ♫♫ ♫

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  13. Phillipe d'Beaker says:
    November 20, 2008 at 3:04 am

    *adjusts lab coat*
    *adjusts glasses*
    *flips through pages on clipboard*
    *tap tap microphone*
    squeeeeeeeeeeeel
    yes, if ai mai has yer atenshun.
    Igor has been werking all nite awn the d’Beaker Labs compyooter (no, nawts playing on ICHC, he sez). We hs teh results here. Seems to be 97% probability that today is teh birfday of Mary O’S. (2% chance it’z teh fowrf of July, 0.5% chance it’z all teh weezils fault, remayning probablitiez obscyoored by staynes frum Igor’s cawfee mug, sry).
    So, we haz cum to convey these impowrtant sine-tific results and wish an O’fish-ul O’happy O’birfday to ….
    Wut? Wutz that? Yew say eberybuddy alreddy noes about teh birfday? Yew sayz that a calendar (maybe wif picshurs of kittehs or otter animals) wud have gotted teh answer quicker tahn teh sooper compyooter? Yew say tehre’z a party? With cake and stuff? OK, gotsta go…
    *Pd’B disappears with a quickness towards the fud*

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  14. gremlin says:
    November 20, 2008 at 3:10 am

    Gud morning, cheez-peeps! And happeh birthday to owr luvlee Mary O’Spockn, alias sweepea and so menneh uther nayms. Yoo is wun uv teh lites uv ICHC, dear Mary, and we lubs yoo!

    I joyns teh crowd in wishing you a happeh day and oh-so-menneh moar! May teh yeer ahed bring yoo only gud things, and may it bring yoo yor hart’s desire.

    Oh, and I forgivs yoo for awl those tymes yoo dropped me throo teh trap door. We puts awl that behind us!

    {{MaryO}}

    *holds owt beeg orinj paws to display hyoog tray uv shrimp dishes, sum fried, sum sawtayd in buddah, sum wit garlik, sum wit speshul sauses*

    We noms in yor honor!

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    • Phillipe d'Beaker says:
      November 20, 2008 at 3:14 am

      hmmm. just a peece of frendly advice? yew might nawt want to be careful about puttin “trap door” and “behind us” so close to gether in teh same sentence. Just sayin :)

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    • MaisNon says:
      November 20, 2008 at 3:58 am

      When you say she is one of the lights here, does that mean she is the dim bulb?
      *laughs at own joak*
      She’s not the brightest bulb on the tree, you know. Now I on the otter hand…

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      • MaisNon says:
        November 20, 2008 at 4:15 am

        hmmmmm, wonder what this switch is…
        *flipup* flipdoon**flipup* flipdoon**flipup* flipdoon**flipup* flipdoon*
        hmmm Doesn’t appear to do anything. Stoopy place, nothing works properly.
        *sound of Gremlin and pr0f. d’Beaker falling down the shaft*
        aaaaaaaaaaaaaayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyiiiiiiiiiiiiiiieeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
        aaaaaaaaaaaayiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiieeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeayyyyyyyy

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        • gremlin says:
          November 20, 2008 at 5:37 am

          *reeches into sekret pokkit, pulls owt Indiana Jones style rope, slings it into ayr, katches it, swings both Gremlin and Prof d’Beaker sayflee owt uv harm’s way*

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  15. JanetCanHas4Kittes says:
    November 20, 2008 at 3:14 am

    Dear Mary O!

    Mai sawng today must be simpul – becuz ai ar far frum hoam. A stranjer at a stranj computer, az it twere! But ai wish yoo nebbertheless teh verreee happiest burday EBBER!

    *cleers throte*

    ♫ ♪ HAPPEE BURFDAY TO YOU!
    HAPPEE BURFDAY TO YOU!! ♫ ♪
    HAPPEE BURDAY DEER MARY O’ SPOCKN, SWEETPEA, MAY WEE, CHOPP’D LIVAH GRRL, MAIS OUI, MAIS NON, MAUS’S EBIL PRINCESS – AND WUN OV MAI BESTEST FRENZ ;)
    ♫ ♪ HAPPEY BURFDAY TO YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOU!♫ ♪
    .
    An heer iz a hooj bowl ov fresh stewd Kiefer pearz! Plentee fur yoo to keep – an fur ebreewun to hav sum. Ai just maed them 2 daiz ago! An tehy are DEEElishus an Nootrishus, too! :)

    {{{{{{Mary}}}}}}

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    • sweetpea says:
      November 20, 2008 at 4:00 am

      NOM!!!! fanks Janet.
      is a byuuuuuuuuuutimous song, and verrry thotty 0 you!
      umm, why are you onna stranj computer? did i miss sumfing?

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      • JanetCanHas4Kittehs says:
        November 20, 2008 at 4:20 am

        Purrrrhaps!! Ai ar in Palm Springs – flooo heer yesterday – to visit mai fren Charles teh Mewsikologist – an becuz ov teh mowntins an teh mirrors (in teh haus) an teh awld telephonee lions, he can awnlee hav teh DIAL UP!!! :shock:
        .
        An it iz SOOOOOOOOOOO S l o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o! :roll:
        .
        So ai cant say neerlee az juch az ai wud laik to! But ai it seems to bee a lufflee partee eneway! ;)

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  16. CassyWassy says:
    November 20, 2008 at 3:15 am

    Happee birfday mary!
    oh hai! i is new to teh comment talks, my compyooter is not liking me to post muches.
    and i is still in skools, so i can not be ons often.

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  17. prysma-kitteh says:
    November 20, 2008 at 3:16 am

    *bownses in dragging cart wif hyooooj skulpshur uv a tree wif chokklit trunk an green mint-candee leevs, an candee flowrs uv menny colurs awl aroun it, an chokklit tendrils rapping aroun teh tree an climing up it, an aminlols uv menny kinds aroun teh tree an in teh tree awl made uv dark oar milk oar whyte chokklit wif diffrint fillings inside*
    Happeh birfday!!! Have anawsum day an a yeer full uv win!!

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  18. Hugh_G_Manatee says:
    November 20, 2008 at 3:18 am

    *swims quietly into the thread*
    .
    I’d like to wish a very happy day to MaryO and all her various incarnations.
    I’ve brought you a lovely belt woven from green kelp decorated with shells and gold dubloons from an ancient shipwreck.
    I hope you will enjoy this plankton punch and eel kabobs I’ve brought for all to share!

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  19. Tribble says:
    November 20, 2008 at 3:18 am

    Happee Burfdai MaryO!! Hope u haz a wunnerful dai!
    U no u iz a rilli important purrsun wen dere izza lyon inna picher an no wun sayed “A lyon! Qwik get inna car!” yet!

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  20. D.R. says:
    November 20, 2008 at 3:25 am

    Happy Berfday, Mrs. O’Spockn! :) Many cheezburgers for u!!!1!

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  21. rhsb says:
    November 20, 2008 at 3:31 am

    Ohai guies.

    Izzit Caturday yet?

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  22. rhsb says:
    November 20, 2008 at 3:41 am

    In the junglol
    Teh mitee junglol
    Teh lion noms tonite
    In teh junglol
    Teh kwiet junglol
    Teh lion noms mai eer

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  23. BuddyDitzmores_mom says:
    November 20, 2008 at 3:44 am

    Ohai ebbrebodee!
    .
    Ai haz been cawt up in RLS… Reel Lib iz dat Ai has onlee 5 moer dayz tew get seberal projex in tew my professir for mah final graed. (Pleh!) An Ai hab tew moer classez dis skewl tiem afder dat tew finish febor Ai student teeches.
    .
    HOWEBBER, Ai hab been peekin in awn wat mah cheezfrenz is up tew, an Ai cud nawt nawt stap in tew sai:
    .
    HAPPITAYL BIRFDAI! Ai hopez u habs a wondermaus day, an da bestest year u hab had sew far!
    .
    An pleez, no ten drills ub doom (an debinitely no elebenty drills!) fur meh til abter da seme… semm… skewl beh dun!
    .
    Happi dai ebbreebodee. Injois da sillibratin!
    .
    Regrettin ai’m nawt heer,
    BuddyDitzmore’s Mom

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  24. uniquekitty says:
    November 20, 2008 at 3:53 am

    happy burfdai, Mary O, adn awl yer otter persunalitees!! ai iz nawt rillee in a partee mood, sew ai jest dropped in tew wish yew a happee dai, adn tew leave a hyooj plate uv choklit almond truffle brownies fur awl teh cheezfrens tew enjoi

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  25. lolcatburglar says:
    November 20, 2008 at 4:05 am

    LCB takes teh stage (just for a few minnits, donut beez teh worry, she’ll give it back). She is waring a groovy mini dress imported 1970 and her hairs are in a poufy shag cut. She is backed up by a band of YNGs wearing bell bottoms and other groovy gear. Everyone is chewing bubblolgum. They launch into their one-hit wonder.
     
    Lols Go Where Sweetpea’s Tendrils Grow
     
    (Sing along at: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tr6H1a7YUac)
     
    She’s a wee bit punny
    Her quips are always funny
    An Advocate of lit’racy
    Yes and lols go where Sweetpea’s tendrils grow
    Do we all lubs her? Mais Oui!
     
    She taught in teh jungle
    She’s handy wif a dongle
    And for shrimps she cra-a-zy
    Yes and lols go where Sweetpea’s tendrils grow
    Do we all lubs her? Mais Oui!
     
    There’s something about her fast-growing vines
    As our limbs they entwine
    And we just gotta say (halp!)
    She’s rly got a magiclol spell
    And it’s working so well
    That we can’t get away
     
    We’re so glad she plays here
    And we hope that she stays here
    Otherwise we’d be lonely
    Because lols go where Sweetpea’s tendrils grow
    Do we all lubs her? Mais Oui!
     
    There’s something about her fast-growing vines
    As our limbs they entwine
    And we just gotta say (halp!)
    She’s rly got a magiclol spell
    And it’s working so well
    That we can’t get away
     
    We’re so glad she plays here
    And we hope that she stays here
    Otherwise we’d be lonely
    Because lols go where Sweetpea’s tendrils grow
    Do we all lubs her? Mais Oui!
     
    Tendrils growing every place she’s been
    Do we all lubs her? Mais Oui!
    And if she gets u u will never forget her
    Do we all lubs her? Mais Oui!

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  26. Din Fleetpaw says:
    November 20, 2008 at 4:06 am

    Ai has a wish! It be a Happeh Burfdai wish fur yew Mary O’! ^-^ {{Mary O’}}
    .
    *Trottity-trots tew da clawset an pulls owt a gynormous prezzint*
    …ai has been werkin awn it fur a wyle, an aifink it be a gewd won!
    *Wrappin paypur fawls awai tew reveel a reelee big bawks*
    *Insyde da bawks is… is…*
    *A yeer’s suppli ob chokklit possums an weezuls an bunnehs an kittehs an goggies an lawts ob offur animules! Awl wrapped up in da big giftee-baskut* Taa-daa!
    .
    …eech won is yewneeque. Ai hads awl mai animule frendz hoald still sew ai cuds mayke chokklit moalds ob dem! *Eben points tew da Woofeh won ai halped wif*
    .
    Ai hopes yew enjoys! An has a berry gewd tyme awn yer spayshul dai!

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  27. kafleen says:
    November 20, 2008 at 4:09 am

    ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥HAPPY BIRFDAY, MARY O!!!♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥

    *wisspurrs embarrassedlee to Mary*

    Mah brain wented on a vacashun, um, abowt 2-3 munffs ago. Srsly. It did not leeb a forwarding address, the brasserfrassur!! *shakes hoof*

    I has tried too get it back, butt it not wants to come. It needs a hoofin, iff onlee I cud find it.

    So ur birfday has been all big, stareeng at me ebreeday, on my calendar for a whole munf. And me, wiff no brain, are finding it verreh, verreh difficult to come up wiff sumfing special an creeatib enuff
    to honor u on ur day. An dis meks meh kind ub sad.

    So I gibs u dees fings.

    First I has a Happy Birfday Video Fur u. Here it am:
    rattlebox.com/pickup/329397/rbaf7236c91a4

    Let’s see, wutt else doo I habs? Dere are so menneh fings dat teh nice peepuls
    is gibbin.

    *wisspurrs sum moar*
    comez over heer ware nobodee are lookin

    *donkey shows mary o her little box*
    Dis mah speshul little box. It r like the box in teh story The Littlest Angel. Duz u noe dat story?

    I has moved maneh times in mah life. I losted most of wutt I had.
    Butt some if it camed wiff meh. Dis mah speshul box.

    I gibs it too u now.

    *looks inside*
    dere r a baby toofy.
    an dere r mah baby gold bracelet.
    and I finkso I sees mah graduation tassel an class ring.
    and I fink i sees sum notes and fings.

    I gibs u dis. Now u has mah hart. Let’s putt it in a little velbet bag wiff a tie and put in your pocket. U keeps it neer ur hart, k?

    Now, latur, wen teh party r all obbur and fings are quiet, and u is tired, I gibs u nice foot rub. and den u can get on mah back and we will fly up in teh clouds furr a while. It r cool and teh leebs are still bootiful to see dis time ub yeer heer.

    Doan wurry, I kin fly wiffout a brain. I are on automatic pilot.

    Ur donkey lubs you, Mary O.

    /ps…can sumwun help meh find mah brain? plz?

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    • princessmu says:
      November 20, 2008 at 4:30 am

      pour Kafleen! ah will halp u!

      * removes acme brain finder from trunk n sudan chare *

      beep…beep… beep
      beep beep beep
      *kontinues to check de area wiff brain detector*

      Kafleen! step obur heer pls and tell mi da last time u sawwd it

      beep … beep… BEEP…beepbeep BEEPBEEPBEEP!!!

      kafleen darling, the closur u git, da strongr da signal gits awn dis brain finder!

      Oh look deer, heer it is! it was just stuck behind ur ear!!!

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      • JanetCanHas4Kittehs says:
        November 20, 2008 at 4:44 am

        Princess Mu – yoo ar just the BEST! Findng Kafleen’s braye laik that fur hur!
        .
        {{{{{{kafleen}}}}}} Nawt to werree! We awl think ar braynes ar misplayced frum taim to tiam. Ai just gotted mien bak! An ai think it’s werking prettee gud nao!.
        .
        An ai ar so happee yoo cayme to teh partee! Just wud NAWT hav bn teh sayme wiffaut yoo!
        .
        Nao – come wif mee to teh tent – an wee can haz sum pears an cookies an caek – and ov corse teh waffuls an parfaits – a lissen to teh organ consert! OK??? ;)

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      • kafleen says:
        November 20, 2008 at 4:59 am

        Oh, hunny….

        are u shur dat nawt juss dat piece of Donkey gum dat Salleh so kindlee
        sended meh?

        I finkso it r in Arooba or sumfin….it sended meh a Taunting Postcard, and
        it was laffin ! an stickin owt its tung! and restin on a hammock by teh watur!

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    • sweetpea says:
      November 20, 2008 at 4:32 am

      i lubs you, donkey. here, haz a parfay. and sum waffulz

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      • sweetpea says:
        November 20, 2008 at 4:35 am

        …….ó…..
        \.`.`.`./
        (………..)
        ..\……../
        …l°°°°l
        …(~~)…ó
        …l……l
        …(…..)
        ….(…)
        …..↓↓
        ..~~~~~ó…….ó………..ó *Nom*

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        • princessmu says:
          November 20, 2008 at 4:55 am

          Happy Birfday Mary O!!!!!!

          *pets tindrils*

          * hands Mary a bottle of majik tindril detangler *

          *Ties sparklee gold ribbons tew each ov hur miny tindrils*

          Ahhhww ur sew pretty!

          Happtail birfday… and many maor!

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          • sweetpea's Selkie says:
            November 20, 2008 at 5:51 am

            fanx, PrincessMu, you gives teh best prezzies. I see in da ingredimints it removes funnee schmells and makes the tendrils EZ to manaj.

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        • kafleen says:
          November 20, 2008 at 5:01 am

          oh my!

          Dat r nice!

          {{{{{{{{sweetypea}}}}}}}

          I lissuned to teh Sweet Pea video dis morning and thotted ub u. :)

          dere rnt enny tendrils in dat parfay are dere?
          *sniffs*

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  28. Trini says:
    November 20, 2008 at 4:10 am

    Oh hai! I iz nu to Cheezburger! Very pleezed to meets u allz!

    N happi birfday 2 Mary 2!

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  29. fourlegsandfur says:
    November 20, 2008 at 4:11 am

    Happee burfdai MaryO! I hoep da burfdai fairee birngs u lots ov grate giftees.

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  30. brainfire says:
    November 20, 2008 at 4:34 am

    happee! happee! joi! joi! Mary O gotz hur belle buton 2dai!!!
    *twirlz rown n rown*
    *throwz sparklee dings n2 teh air*
    awl teh bestest 2 awl the burfdai cheez frenz!1! :-)

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  31. lunarmommy says:
    November 20, 2008 at 4:38 am

    happy birfday maryO! i bringed yoo sum prezzies but wurdpres eeted tehm. hopefully will hork tehm bak up later! (hint: tehy involbed shwimps! :D )

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    • lunarmommy says:
      November 20, 2008 at 4:40 am

      (oh, donut wurry, wp not gibs yoo horked-up shwimps, just horked-up linkies to shwimps!)

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      • lunarmommy says:
        November 20, 2008 at 5:33 am

        *sigh* heer tehy are, will haz to copy-an-payst, sorry :( (stoopy wp)
        shwimps, shwimps, shwimps an shwimps for maryO, mais oui, mais non an choppd livr grl:
        cooking-mexican-recipes.com/mexican-shrimp-recipe.html
        southernliving.com/southern/foods/entertaining/slideshow/0,14243,1719672-5,00.html
        recipegoldmine.com/worldmexicoE/mexican-margarita-shrimp.html
        closetcooking.blogspot.com/2008/11/shrimp-carbonara.html
        an a lubly planter pot for sweetpea!
        flowerpotshop.com/PhotoGallery.asp?ProductCode=CSP-IP04-COC

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  32. skwirrlgrrl says:
    November 20, 2008 at 5:16 am

    Thred borking in 3…2….1…

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  33. fortyleven says:
    November 20, 2008 at 5:22 am

    hai!! I iz noo heer, is anywun heers?

    Reply
  34. nismo says:
    November 20, 2008 at 5:28 am

    LOL. Uh…did ANYBODY comment on the picture? Anyway…check out the cute disapproving kitteh face!

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  35. Romeow says:
    November 20, 2008 at 6:14 am

    Feliz dia de MaryO!!!
    .
    *Romeow sawnters in, wif an air ov casual confidence, ebentho it iz obvious dat he spent way too much tiem floofing his floof fur teh beeg dai*
    .
    Mah deer MariaOh, I hab been luking forwards to sellabrating ur speshul dai wif u! I fot dat wif awl teh fun an excitement ov teh dai, u wud need sum fings fur relaxing tonite.
    .
    I hab maeded u a byotiful sweetpea bowkay out of sponges. Sponges u sai? I doan need no stinkin sponges. Let meh ’splan.
    .
    I founded sponges in ebery hue ov bloos, burples, binks, jellows, and wite. I cutted eech petal owt of teh sponges and arranged dem togebber to maek a bowkay. Butts, dis bowkay iz fur ur relaxashun. Soak teh bowkay in wadder and use ur tendrils to open it on one side. Den, wrap teh bowkay round ur roots and it will halp u rejoovinate urseff affer a long day. Unlike a bafftub, u can fall asweep in teh bowkay and nawt hab to wurry bout drowning.
    .
    I also bringed u a hand carved wudden trellis. It iz maed outta sawftee Basswood – purrfect fur carving intricut details fur maximum tendril ov doom stretching. I fot dat ur green tendrils wud luk stunning ober teh white Basswood trellis. Taek a deep cleansing breff, and slide ur tendrils forward ober teh trellis. Dere, duzzn’t dat feelz gud?
    .
    I also bringed u a kitten speshully trained nawt to nom green fings. Wen u hab ur feets in teh damp sponge bowkay, and r stretched owt ober ur sawftee trellis, teh kitten will cum and gib purrs, hedbonks, and tendril rubbs till u falls asweep.
    .
    Enjoy YOUR dai in Cheezland. Ur humor, ur quick wit, and ur beeg floofy hart, iz far reeching cross awl ov Cheezland. Frum MaryO, to Sweetpea, to Mais Oui, ur tendrils hab reeched owt to us awl, and we r bettah for it (cept fur dose dat finds teh twap door.) Fank yew fur awl dat u hab gibben us.
    .
    Happiest dai, happiest yeer, happiest life.
    {{{{{Sweetpea}}}}}

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  36. synderoo says:
    November 20, 2008 at 6:24 am

    GEENYUS. PYUR GEENYUS. AI NAWT WURTHY.

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  37. Tom says:
    November 20, 2008 at 6:28 am

    Snorgle snorkel- OPERATIONAL…

    I’M GOIN IN!!!!!!!

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  38. parrothead says:
    November 20, 2008 at 6:55 am

    Happee Happee burfday tu awl of yew, or is just wun sumone? new here and confuzed.

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  39. bobcatt says:
    November 20, 2008 at 7:40 am

    Oh SweetPea! I have just droppded in for a second (using the puter at the nursink hoam whylst wayting for my FIL to finnish hims lunch). So happy to share your day with you. You are inddeeeeedy speshul to us AWL!

    Happity birthday to you!
    Teh Bobcatt

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  40. JewelD says:
    November 20, 2008 at 7:49 am

    Lion kitteh nom noms ear…

    Lolcat now hears in mono – no moar stereo.

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  41. JewelD says:
    November 20, 2008 at 7:50 am

    Lion kitteh

    Iz whisperin sweet nothings!

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  42. Ambercat says:
    November 20, 2008 at 8:22 am

    *Ambercat trayls in, weiry form a loooooooooooooong day a twerk*
    Hello?(hello?hello?)
    Is enneeboddee owtehre? (owtehre?owtehre?)
    Can enneeboddee heerme?(heerme?heerme?)
    *siyyyyy*
    Ai has a bloon anna yoosfulpawt, to put fings in, anna caek. Wiv pin kysing. Dus enneewun kno wher MaryO is? Ai so wonted to go to her partay.
    Oh well, mebbee nekst yeer…

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  43. Cassidy says:
    November 20, 2008 at 9:18 am

    Ohai evrywun! Ai is laet as usumable (too mush stuff to do IRL) but ai wuntz to wish MaryO an all hr otter idennities a berry happy birfday an menny, menny happitayl returnses.

    Heer is a shwimp shapeded decamarashun fur yu. Yu can using it as a soapdish or jus to purtify teh roomz.

    Hoep ai can makes it to yur nex birfday partee!

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  44. Korin says:
    November 20, 2008 at 9:26 am

    AWWW!!! Looks at de kewt witl lion kub!!! I lurb lions n tiggers n cougahs seeeew much!

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  45. Very Shabby Chick says:
    November 20, 2008 at 9:31 am

    Iz late becoz I haz to sleep upside-downy like batz all nite, bein on da wong side of de whirled … but I jus had to stop by de party and wish Mary de hap-hap-happiesttail burfday ebah! I hopez yoo haz a lubberly day :)

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  46. midnightsdeer says:
    November 20, 2008 at 9:43 am

    Ai makse a tunney cat so roll fur da partee, but ai forgets to coem.
    Ai wishes ew da very bestest fur da year MaryO!

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  47. jmuhj says:
    November 20, 2008 at 11:16 am

    HB tu shii whu lurvez teh pointii iirz! AN MENII MOAR

    Az foar tigret an lyon, ai lurves tehm!

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  48. turtlol says:
    November 20, 2008 at 12:30 pm

    Happee Birfday, Ms. Maree O’!!
    and Ai ain’t lyon, eider….

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  49. MarthaV says:
    November 20, 2008 at 1:07 pm

    Ohai MaryO’ Ai am late as usual. Ebrywun haz gibben u such gud prezents. Ai kan nebber tink uv gud stuf fur prezents. So, heer iz a grate big hug fur ur happitayl birfdae {{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{Mary O’}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}

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    • JanetCanHas4Kittehs says:
      November 20, 2008 at 1:42 pm

      Yur presence heer iz MOAR tahn enuf!!!! Hoo needs things when yoo haz teh gud frenz???? Ai wuz hoeping menee peepul wud come – eben if they were “layte” – thoe there IZ no such thing az “Layte” heer!! ;) A’m just so glad yoo cud ome!!! ;)

      Reply
  50. mary0spocknsweetpeamaisouiChopp'dlivahgrrl et al says:
    November 20, 2008 at 6:30 pm

    Thanks everybody for the most unusual burfday partay i ever had. and that’s saying something!

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  51. Kitten_Whisperer says:
    November 20, 2008 at 7:17 pm

    Happitee, happitee burfdeh, Mary O!! Ai luk furwerd tew no-ing u bedder. Ai iz noo-b, but nawt sew noo tha ai cant cee how manny, manny cheezpeepz luvz u. Pleezd tew meet u adn cheez frens heer in deh Cheezland! :)

    O! Ai brotz u teh ecstra platter o’ butterfleyed shwimps sawteed in deh budder!

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  52. LunaKitteh says:
    November 21, 2008 at 1:33 pm

    Wayl, Ai tryde 2 commint yess tur dai..n. mai commint fawlled off…sew ebbun thow es a dai layte, I brotted yaz a humunguss bow kay ub fawl flo worse wif glitterz n sum shympy sew flay… en kases yer awl hungree aff tar ober indlolgin awn yoor dai… N… floofy forested caik wif ten drills ob teh sweetz grene foresting…

    Mary O’, yoor won ub teh bestest peeps and mmostest en spire ashunnul Cheezfrenz arownnn… Mai Ceilin Cat blesses ya an keeps ya en His karez awlwaiz… HUGS frum teh Lunakitteh

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