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I no listen any moar you iz lion to me
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*Petunia and B.R. enter, pulling a long flat-bed wagon*
*On the wagon are Maus, Ebil Maus, Cmdr Data, Lord Evelyn Oakleigh, Sir Real, Wyatt Earf and Professor*
*They are dressed as Mariachis and carrying traditional instruments*
*Also on the wagon are elebenty skwirlls, each one sitting at a miniature piano*
*There is also a HUGE 5-tiered cake, with elebenty lit candles on it*
*The wagon stops. The skwirlls begin to play, and The Boys begin to play and sing*
♫♫♫
Feliz, feliz en tu día,
Amiguita qué Dios te bendiga,
Y qué reine la paz en tu día,
Y qué cumplas muchos más.
♫♫♫
HAPPY BIRTHDAY, MARY!!!
Now blow out the candles before we set off the sprinkler system!
ahem. That many candles is fortuitouses. We who can haz Vulkanz partz think my age is that of a chicken at the vernal Equinox. I can has Pulletzer Prize?
*takes out fyre X stink wisher foar da caekncandles*
fwiissssssssshhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
oops, didn’t see ya der, mausie…
It’s OK. I made a batch of Bloody MaryOs. With shrimp garnish. Here… has one!
*Hands Mary a Waterford highball glass with yummy beverage*
fnxmnx vernmnx munches
*translated through mouf full 0 shwrimps: thanks very much!*
mary douglas? She wuz nawt awn teh burfday list!
sigh. i donut know how dat happn’d. *shakesfistat WP*
WAH! ♫♫itz my partee and aisle cwy if i want 2
if we get to 200 soon, everybody remember whare we parked, engage the “Show all” feature” at teh taupe of teh page. And we can go outside fur fresh air at the previous pikshure if you likes…
An we just did it! 208 wehn ai cayme heer! But that’s GUD! Teh sine ov a reelee fun partee! an at leest WUN ov teh surprized guests cayme!
Wud yoo purrrfur te Pullet Surprize????
jajajaja! si, por supuesto, mi amiga!
unless that means “rubber chikkin”
♫ rubber chikkin, ur teh one…. ♪
yew make my joke time so much fun!
*nods in appruval at teh skwirrlz*
Their littul fingurs is sew well sooted for pain-o playing!
*disdainfully hides the bird seed*
*finds Unkol Junior’z resipea fr Skwerlol Frikasee*
*rummajrummajrumaajrummmaj*
*taeks out mint jellies as a naccompanimint*
hay!!
U keep that up, u will be band from teh consert next weak!
hed desk
ohhai, yer mjesty!!
thank yu fr puttin me awn da mapzorz.
ai wud give yu a cookie, but ai eated it.
Happy Birfday Mary!
Mercy, boo hoo, erm boo koo!
Happy O’Birfday Mary!
fanx, Mr Eaglol & lolnascar!
Happy birfdai.
fangs. i aer taking the NOEATRODINTZ pledge in yr honor.
OOH! Ai awmost forgotted…Ai hab teh prezzi fur U.
Izza nawt sekkind edition of Tailchaser’s Sawng. Ai gibs tu local libery in Ur name(s)
Whai wood tweenywun candlz set off teh spring kleerz?
Hippo Birdy 2 ewez Mary!!
{{{{{{{{{{{{paws4thot}}}}}}}}}}} i like teh way you think!
Schmoos to u! And ur ear!
*The caterpillar crawls in as fast as it little feet will allow*
*From one feeler, a huge “happy birthday” banner is trailing*
*The other feeler is pulling a coffee table on wheels with a wrapped present on it and some homemade cookies*
HAPPY BURFDAY, Mary!!!! And many happy returns of the day!
Happi Happi Happitayl birfdai!
Happi Happi Happitayl birfdai!
Happi Happi Happitayl birfdai!
To our belubbed Mary O’!
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*squeals in joi at teh prospect ov sillybrating Mary’s natal day*
*runs up to Mary O*
*turns teh corner at hi speed awn two bak legs*
*slips, misses a step an slides awn floofly tail up to Mary O’*
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OHAI! Happitayl birfdai, mai deer Mary!!!!
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*Big schmoo fer Mary*
*brings a hyoogj bowquay ov teh freshest flowers fer Mary O’s enjoimint*
*hands Mary a bawks ov speshul choklits — awl ov wish bekum her faborite flavur an kind as soon as she noms dem*
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(sorry I can’t stay an plai — gotta go see Dr. TinyOncoCat todai fer manee testseses an whatnot)
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SO: I wish yoo nuffink but teh bestest fer dis day an teh hole yeer!!!!
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Lubs yoo lawtses, mai deer fren!
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PB2K
{{{{{{PB2K}}}}}}} gud luk at DrTinycats!!!!!
*tender tendrils holdz Pawned up in prayers*
*
*no, not literally
*little ornj kitteh stows away in PB2K’s pokkibook*
PB2K, Ai hope ur testses are teh bestses resultses!
Feline cumpleanos, Mary! Have a happytail day!
.gracias! i finkso i will has sum Cafe Olé ahora adn sit bak adn watch teh peepz.
peep show?? cud be gud fur cuppla lols!!
Happy happy birfdai, Mary O’Spocken. Here, for yu, I haz arranged a trip in teh Trans-dimenshunal Surfer, to teh Starship Ennerprise, and daytes wif Kirk, McCoy, and ov kurse Mr. Spock. Much luvs to yu, yu bery luvving persun, in awl yr personae.
*Schmoos*
And frum wun majikal critter to anuvver, the winged lion (hu always tells teh troof) gibs swee’pea a supply ov mirakul grow, in case teh Borg teknologeez ebber fail, and a angent orange/roundup neutralizer, and hedge clipper repellent, that plays Amos Lee singing Sweetpea wen yu turns it on.
*claps tendrils in delight*
*starts humming Sweetpea song*
*passes eerwurm to all da peeps in hearing range*
Very thoughty of you!
*flipflipflipflip through date book*
*markz in appointyendsments*
I seem to also have room for Trip & Cmdr Data…
…and maybe Worf if he promises not to sing Klingon Oprah
Sowwy aim lait, but HAPPY happy happy Burfday tu yu o Mary O’!!!!!
May yu hav a wondermouse day an all yur dreems kum tru!!!
Heers a bookay ov bootiful Proteas, alla way from teh Kape ov Gud Hope!!!
protea.worldonline.co.za/suggal.htm
Aaaarg!!!
http://www.protea.worldonline.co.za/suggal.htm
ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooofanx!! i nebber gotted doze befoar!
I am at your command, oh fair lady!
*sidles in*
I hear ur fullee functional.
Dat troo??
That is correct. Is there a purpose to your inquiry?
*sipsipsipsips coffee*
I have always heard the stories about Data.
*sips and watches wot happins*
*sipsipsip* I always wondered why Data disappeared…
Um…. no partikular reeson.
I just liek to keep well informd.
Wanna take a walk?
*takes Data’s hand*
I has a sekrit to tell u.
When I furst started talking heer, U were teh furst person to make me LOL!
And tehn u disappeered and I wondered where u went…
It was months later taht I realized ur sekrit identitee!
I believe I have located the conversation:
http://www.icanhascheezburger.com/2008/03/13/funny-pictures-hungovr/#comment-267921
how yew duz dat sew fas?? issa sekrit tew dat??
Google is your friend…
oh like, duh!!! sumhow ai nebber finks ob google in relayshun tew dis site!! fanks!!! (bak tew teh partay!!)
Thatz it!
*still makes me gigglol*
How did u find it?
Ur memory bankz never cease to amaze meh.
Alimentary. Just Google “Cmdr Data” site:icanhascheezburger.com.
It was the second hit.
Alimentary, Data. (snerk) let me digest this informashun
agh heddesk
U furgeeted teh 1933 Washington Treeti; Ib Mary haz daytz with 2 Merricans she must also haz dayt wif Pavel Chekov!
Sweet nuffin doin!
Wishin Mary O all teh berry best uv gud wishis fur her birfdai an awl hoo sail wiv her unner awl her diffrunt ayliussis!
*joins hands/feelers with annipuss and hangs head in shame for furgetting ab00t teh burfday partee nawt sekkund*
Gud job we haz bofe been bakin! Ai haz honey an almond caek and applol, cinnamomom an sultana caek.
Oooooh, yummy … *eyes the cakes hungrily*
nomnomnom Yum!!
Hear, you can has sharing wif me, Upfi, i noes how hongry caterpillols can be!
Fank u sweetpea, belubbed burfday gurl, dat is bery kind of u!
*Upfi takes a piece of each cake and noms happily*
*whineyvoice*
I do not know why you are aplologizing. The birthday comments have absolutely no relevance to the picture. Apparently, some of you have no concept of how this site works.
There. I have done my part to set things straight.
deer maryO’…ai has brottid yu a show tu see….ai “rounded up” mai flower frenz tu sing an dans foar yu awn yur burfdai. so nau i r drest in mai sunflower kostyuum an we r gunna sing “boogie woogie bugle boy” foar yu becuz it r sew mush fun tu dansing tu.
*brings in hyuuj sterio an puts in taype*
*we awl line up*
*ai turn awn teh sterio an teh musack starts*
*we sing sawng an du owr swingdans rooteen foar deer mary o’*
nau, ebreewun joyn us in teh dansing. oh btw, mary, teh swing dans is guud if yu no sumwun wif ten drills tu swing yu around….
appleplause appleplause! Dat wuz beeyewtiful swing dansin flowers!
*grabs bluesfan an starts swing dansin roun deh floor*
yu izza lublee dansur…….an fangyu, issnt dey sew cyuut, teh liddl dansing flours?
*tendrilstraipseytwirltotune*
*spinspintwirltwirl*
KLONK
twips over own tendrilz…
*step, kick,slide turn*
*wun, tew, cha cha cha*
*polka polka polka*
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*sits down inna corner, gasp,pant, whew!* Dat wuz fun!!
ai..*gasp,gasp* agree…*gsap,gasp*
CHEEZES THRICE IT’S A LION! QUICK EVERYONE GET IN THE CAR!!!
We now return to our regularly scheduled birthday celolbration for Mary.
(2nd time posting this – sorry if it eventually duplicates)
CHEEZES THRICE IT’S A LION! EVERYONE QUICK GET IN THE CAR!!!
We now return you to our regularly scheduled birthday celolbration for Mary.
i shall grow up bing and strong and show you i aint lion!?!?!
oops i meant *big
dat am teh egg salad froyjun slypp!! yew muzz B ‘dreemin ov teh wyt krismuz’ mebbeh???
It cud bee ai hav furgotten hao to do tiis! But ai’lll trai eneway!
ai’m nawt lion, ai’m nommin ur eer!
HAPPY BURFDAI!!!!!!!! TO:
*czechs list*
Mary O’Spockn
Mais Oui
Mais Non
Uh…
Sweetpea
Seems like Iz forgettin sumone…
*confuzzled*
Oh yas! Chopp’d Livah Grrl!1!!
Anyways, I has prezzents for all uv u!
*rummajes in gifty bag*
Here!
For Mary O, I has a necklase. Itz made uv dyelitheum crystalz. Use it onlee for emergensies. *wispers* And itz very sparklee so I wud not let LCB see it if I wuz u.
For Mais Oui, I has sum Fronsch Toast, in case u is hongree.
For Mais Non, well.. Jeez ur sew hard to buy for!
*hands Mais Non gifty card to the Ty Booteek*
For Sweetpea, here is a speshul fing.
*
handstenderils Sweetpea a small box*Inside is a genuwine authentik imitashun of the Lite of Earendil.
If u is ever trapped insied somewheres, and can’t get to the sunshines, use this!!
And for CLG!
Dis was a tuff one 2! But I finallee desided to get u a cookbuk.
*Pulls owt “1001 Resipes for Chopp’d Livah”*
*wispers*
U can substitoot Spam for the CL, k?
Hope u has a GRATE birfdai, ♫ ♪ and menny more!!! ♫
Well, i offen get lefted out, you know
*nods sadly*
*brightens*
But thank you muchly for the gifts, and the thoughtiness 0 da Spam substitooshunz!
Yer ear: it haz a flavur!
yesh, it bees waxy.
an ful uv pleh!
*tinytendrilstikkulzPetunya& traipseofftotestdatrapdoar*
did i menshun i brotted mai body guard, Herb E Side?
Too layte– Boioklion awlreedy nootrulizded him!
*twapdooropens*
*cweendrops throo whhhhhhheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!*
*voiz o cween: RATZENFRATZENSWEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEET WEEEEEEED!!*
giglolololol
I put da remoteswitchink device inside dat fake botlol 0 Herb E Side!! heeheee! so win da cween sed dat it aktivated teh twap door!
don’t wrury, my kween, you will fall on softy milkweed fluff. I think i gotted all the pointyend parts out…
oh, look. i wash’d my tendrils and can’t do a thing with them…maybe in a little while i can help that poor unforchunate soul i hear ratzenfratsen doon in da basement…
Cwap, cwap, cwap!!! Kurse u ten drillz uf dooom!!!!
*pikz sef up adn dustingz off awl deh softee milkweed floof*
*Klimez owtta deh base mint.
*Goez tu deh garden shed.
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*rummij, rummij, rummij.
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*Kumz owt riding on lawn mower
*wif Pruning snipz in bak pokkit,
*weed wakker stashed on rite fender,
*Hedj klipperz on deh left fender,
*Adn a steelee glint in her iiz.
*Pulls up a lawn chair and a frosty beverage*
This should be fun!
hello mai ebil frind….
der izza show goin awn aliddl furvur up teh fred…u shud go looksee…
did i tells you i can haz holly daze job in the department @ Sears dat sells da lawnmowers? is troof!!
i has obtayned sekkrit knowlij o da lawnmowers
I
*conspiratorial voice*
It was a bright and shiny morning and
We have replaced the cween’s lawnmower fuel with…
ohai SP………….. hippy birddai……….. hyer is nombrrrrrr wun ob yer lols fur tewdai……… (stay tuned fur moar) schmooooo
http://www.mine.icanhascheezburger.com/view.aspx?ciid=2648608
hahahahha
yup, datz me jest gettink out 0 da showers!
after a nite ob tossin n turnin………… (or wuteber
)
ROOTBEER!!!! wont shii bee suprized…..but hoo duz wii see cummin obur? its, its…..
Dat fyne super-hero Mostly-Nekkid-Fyreman!! He’z heer 2 sav de dai! Woot!
♫ Happee happee birfdai
♫ Happee birfdai MaryO
♫ Happee happee birfdai, 2 uuuuuuuu!!!!!
♫ an awl ur alter-egos tewwwww! ♫
ai haz brawt u a sparkly birfdai tiara & sum gold lame ribbons fer de tendrils
i aer imajinink dis sung by Bonnie Rayt wif a cool guitar lick.
oh, kitteh, stop likking da guitar. ew.
I wakingz up at OMG-dark-thirty inna morning. Trowz deh iec chest in deh bakka deh Jeep. Dehn I hoppingz in, startingz it up adn hedz down deh rode. Stoppingz at deh kin veen yintz stoar adn baiz a bag uv iec. Puttingz it in deh iec chest and den kuntinuez on.
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Down deh kawsway and over deh bridje tu Padre Eyeland; turningz norf onto Mustang Eyeland; awl deh way tu Aransas Pass. Wyle dribing, watchez deh sunrize over deh Gulf deh Mexiko. Deh clowdz turn frum soft pinkee yello tu brit shinee white.
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Moar driving; wait at deh dock fur deh ferry; driving ontu deh ferry; putt, putt, putt, akross deh Pass on deh ferry; kross nuzzer kawsway adn a bridge tu Port Aransas. Turn in at deh Conn Brown Harbor just in time tu watching deh boatz kum in.
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Bai~ingz deh bestest, freshest catch and puttingz it in deh iec chest. Den drivingz bak, kross deh bridge; down deh cawzway; wayt fur deh ferry; put, put put akross deh Pass; down deh eyeland; over deh bridj, akross deh cawsway adn home agin.
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Takingz deh catch owtta deh cooler and kleening it. Putz deh wadder on tu boil. Bubblol, bubblol. Trowing in deh seezuningz adn deh fresh catch. Bublol, bublol, sum moar. Strain eberyfing and trow away deh seezuning bag.
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Putz deh nommy fresh shrimpz inna bowl wif iec. Putz deh saws inna nuzzer bowl, and crakkerz in annuzzer. Putz awlla bowlz onna shinee silver platter.
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Happee Birfday, Mary O!! Have sum fresh Gulf shrimpz!!
I mading nuff fur ebbreewunz.
That wuz sum trip! An ai ar speshullee imprest wif teh”OMG-dark-thirty inna morning!”
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*gingerlee taeks a shwimp – bytes into it*
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YUM! Nermallee, ai doo nawt much care fur teh schwimps! But these, dere cweenjm, ar kiwte egg straw or dinairy!! Menee thanks fur bringing tehm to teh partee!!
NOMNOMNOMNOMNOMNOMNOMNOMNOMNOMNOMNOMNOMNOMNOMNOMNOMNOM
NOMNOMNOMNOMNOMNOMNOMNOMNOMNOMNOMNOMNOM
NOMNOMNOMNOM….
*paws for bref*
i s’posed to share????
NOMNOMNOMNOMNOMNOMNOMNOMNOMNOMNOMNOMNOMNOMNOMNOM
NOMNOMNOMNOMNOMNOMNOMNOMNOMNOMNOMNOMNOMNOMNOM
wait, wot?
*Wyle sweetpea b distrackted bai deh shrimpz
SNIP!!!
SNIP!!!
SNIP!!!
SNIP!!!
SNIP!!!
SNIP!!!
SNIP!!!
SNIP!!!
SNIP!!!
SNIP!!!
HA! I haz snippt deh Ten drillz uv doom!!
*b0rgenhancedtendrils strngthn’d by WarriorJooz grow bak wif a vengence*
Hey everybody, dere’s yummy salad over here!
*tendrilz continuegrowingrowingrowingrowin*
Did i mention my relatives be Kudzu?
Oh, how kud zu????
but….duznt dey awlways grew bak?
*sprinkles super-fast-gro awn de purr lil snippitied birfdai tendrils*
*ties pritty gold ribbonz awn de ends*
O mai!
Lukkit tehm lil tendrilz grow! An they luk VERREE sweet wifh teh gold ribbonz awn them.
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Yoo know – cweenmj iz az gud harted a purrson az it iz pawssibul to bee – ut she haz a DEDLEE feer ov teh Tendrils of Doom! An wif gud reezon – she iz AWLWAZ getting twipped – oar iz fawling throoo a twap door!
ZOMG NOOOEZ!!!
not deh super-fast gro!!!!!!!!!!!
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Drivingz deh lawn mower over deh ten drillz uv doom.
VVRRROOOM!!!
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*Wavingz deh weed wakker and brandishingz deh hedge
*klipperz adn deh pruning snipz!!!
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Ebbreewun run fur ur livez wyle I holdingz her at bay!
and at inlet!
and at estuary!
adn at cay!
adn at cove!
adn at gulf!
(curse doze TEN drillz, I not shur i haz ten werdz fur dis.)
adn at fjord!
adn at firth!
adn at sownd!
adn at bight!
(thank CC fur deh online thesoruz)
umm, ahem yur majistee, iz u forgeting ur magick bublols u ride round in? duzznt dey protecting yu?
Deh sneekee sourpea attakkzez wen i not b in mai bublol. Did u see up dere (pointingz up deh fred) ware she opuninged deh trapdoor under mii?!?!?!?
*tries tu stifle giglol unsuccessfully*
umm*snurt* i did see that*snurt* it wuz triksee uv hur tu*snurtsnurt* du dat…
but u noez ai lubs yu, ryte?
{{{{{{CWEENMJ N AWL TEH CHEEZPEEPS}}}}}}
{{{LC79}}}}
♫ ♫♫ ♫HAPPIE BURFDAI MARY’O♫ ♫♫ ♫
We singz a sawng foar you, O flame-tressed champion of internashunall litter ace-y!
I haz mayde u a caek in teh shaype ov a lieberry. See how teh liddle door openz? An see awl teh bookz mayde of chawklit? Ebbery flavur, ebbery langwitch. And in teh tower? A tredmill!
An I haz brot u a prezzint. A nawt-sekkund edishun of Pogo’s Sunday Punch. U may translayte it into enny langwidge u liekz!
♫ ♫♫ ♫
ooooooh, Book worms eat yr heart out!!
*adjusts lab coat*
*adjusts glasses*
*flips through pages on clipboard*
*tap tap microphone*
squeeeeeeeeeeeel
yes, if ai mai has yer atenshun.
Igor has been werking all nite awn the d’Beaker Labs compyooter (no, nawts playing on ICHC, he sez). We hs teh results here. Seems to be 97% probability that today is teh birfday of Mary O’S. (2% chance it’z teh fowrf of July, 0.5% chance it’z all teh weezils fault, remayning probablitiez obscyoored by staynes frum Igor’s cawfee mug, sry).
So, we haz cum to convey these impowrtant sine-tific results and wish an O’fish-ul O’happy O’birfday to ….
Wut? Wutz that? Yew say eberybuddy alreddy noes about teh birfday? Yew sayz that a calendar (maybe wif picshurs of kittehs or otter animals) wud have gotted teh answer quicker tahn teh sooper compyooter? Yew say tehre’z a party? With cake and stuff? OK, gotsta go…
*Pd’B disappears with a quickness towards the fud*
*Handz Pd’B a shrimpz.*
Glad tu seeing u at deh partee, Fleep!!! dehre b plennee shrimpz fur ebbreewun.
ohai and thnx
nom nom nom
and thnx fer taking us awl along on teh trip to gets teh shrimps. ai cud see that sunrize, ai tell you. plain as anything.
schmooz tu yooz, Fleep!!
Phleep’s rite, O Cween. Som ov taht faymuss riter musst hab rubbded orf awn u
yah, adn i could hear it
♫that familiar sunrise, to sleeeeeeepee eyes..
on blooooooooooobaaaaaaaaaaaaaa (bigbref) yoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
Fankyew sew mush dr phillipe. teh syentiffik verryfixashun am awlwaiz appreesheeaytid!
Eye wuz juzt heer @ teh Tybooteek duztin teh shelvz an wypin teh por pryntz awff teh deesplai kabbinetz, raondin up teh duzt bunneez an pawpin tehm in a bawx 2 taek 2 teh pet rezqueue B 4 tehy breadz n e moar, wen eye figure 2 maisalf diz mai B teh speshul dai. sew, fankz 2 teh berryfixashun ov Igor’s kompyewtashuns eyem happee 2 B hear 4 Sweepea’s burfdai!
eye wuz wundrin y Mr Last wuz pawlishin teh Pie Paw Gun – gess it wuz sew dat Mai wee cud plai ‘Lui Lui’ oar mebbeh ‘happee bufdai 2 mee’ 4 hersalf..?
sew: Happee Burfdai May wee!!
Oh hai, Gibbocat!! It b sew gud tu seeing u heer tuday!!
He seems to be casting asp urchins on your housekeeping of the Ty Boot Eek.
*snerk*
Non! Mais non! Gibbocat wud NEBBER cast teh asp ruchins at cweenmj!
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But we AWL know hao bunnies ar – SPSHULLEE teh dust wuns. Furst yoo haz wun – oar too – an suddenlee –
well, no, of course he wouldn’t cast asp ruchins at her. That would jest be rood.
are you casting asp urchins at himz pitching abiliteas? they aren’t very heavy, you know
some peeps throw them around just for teh halibut
D’yoo think taht iz teh sole reezon tehy doo it?
snerk. yesh, but i fink dey Cod fink of better things to do wif their thyme.
ohai gibbocat … gud to see yew.
*passes slice of cake*
bevrij?
Haz ennybodee checked the caek yet?
It mite b tainted wif Roundup!
**runs away wif a kwikness**
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No! LOL! Teh caek iz just fein!
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*carries hyooj caek to teh larj stiped tent wif teh bloo an whyte ribbons flying frum teh kornerz.*
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*puts caek awn teh tablol wif teh cookiees.*
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*another lawng tablor haz menee kinds ov swhimp dishes, teh stewed pea and odder fuds*
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*The Pie Paw Gun iz standing awn a liddle stage at teh frunt ov teh bak ov tent. Spawtlights ar shyning awn it – an teh bench iz just wayting for Mary O to serenade us wif sum ov her favaroits.*
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*Cawfee, tee an menne odder beverajez ar awn teh tablol in teh frunt!*
*plink* *plink*
ohai, Igor. How you are?
wotz dat, you can has a rekwest?
lotsa rekwests? ok, here i writem doon:
A Little stormy NachtMusik
Blinded me wif Sines
Californya Dreamin (♫all the leaves are brown…)
Da Minnit Waltz in 30 sekkinds
E…
Every Little Breeze Seems to Whisper Louie Louie
Furry Lisa
Gilligan’s Island theme
H…
Hoooome Home on da Rangeof Sordid Choklits
Itzy Bitsey Spider
Jhon Jakob Jinglehymer Smith
K…
Kat Balloo, Ballad ov
Lune, Au clair de
Mazurkas – ene ov Chopin’s
N. . .
Kasee Kasem’s Top Elebenty Countdown of Hitz
LouieLouie brodcast frm 3rd Rock from Sun to da Galaxy
Moanday, Moanday
N…
Nobuddee noez deh Ten Drillz Ivy seen.
O….
OOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAKLAHOMAH!
Prelewd (pik wun
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Quando, Quando, Quando
Range, Hoam, Hoam awn teh,
S. . .
Sam and Janet Evening
Take teh Last Train to Cheezland
Under My… Um… curse my lack of Opposable thums!
Volaray
Where Has All teh Tendrils Gone?
Xmas carlols, alla them (but not until after Thxgibbing!)
Yes Sir, That’s My Bebbeh
Zeppelin, Led songs
Gud morning, cheez-peeps! And happeh birthday to owr luvlee Mary O’Spockn, alias sweepea and so menneh uther nayms. Yoo is wun uv teh lites uv ICHC, dear Mary, and we lubs yoo!
I joyns teh crowd in wishing you a happeh day and oh-so-menneh moar! May teh yeer ahed bring yoo only gud things, and may it bring yoo yor hart’s desire.
Oh, and I forgivs yoo for awl those tymes yoo dropped me throo teh trap door. We puts awl that behind us!
{{MaryO}}
*holds owt beeg orinj paws to display hyoog tray uv shrimp dishes, sum fried, sum sawtayd in buddah, sum wit garlik, sum wit speshul sauses*
We noms in yor honor!
hmmm. just a peece of frendly advice? yew might nawt want to be careful about puttin “trap door” and “behind us” so close to gether in teh same sentence. Just sayin
oops. make that “nawt nawt want”. my typing errors, let me shows them…
I did haz a bit of a worry abowt that. *luks arownd behind mahself* Whew! Sayf for nao. I beleevs that owr MaryO alias sweepea haz turned over a noo leef, so to speek!
*noks on wood*
yesh, i am keeping my pwomiss
*nodsnods*
nudges MaisNon over tword the twapdoorlevertwipper
When you say she is one of the lights here, does that mean she is the dim bulb?
*laughs at own joak*
She’s not the brightest bulb on the tree, you know. Now I on the otter hand…
hmmmmm, wonder what this switch is…
*flipup* flipdoon**flipup* flipdoon**flipup* flipdoon**flipup* flipdoon*
hmmm Doesn’t appear to do anything. Stoopy place, nothing works properly.
*sound of Gremlin and pr0f. d’Beaker falling down the shaft*
aaaaaaaaaaaaaayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyiiiiiiiiiiiiiiieeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
aaaaaaaaaaaayiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiieeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeayyyyyyyy
*reeches into sekret pokkit, pulls owt Indiana Jones style rope, slings it into ayr, katches it, swings both Gremlin and Prof d’Beaker sayflee owt uv harm’s way*
Dear Mary O!
Mai sawng today must be simpul – becuz ai ar far frum hoam. A stranjer at a stranj computer, az it twere! But ai wish yoo nebbertheless teh verreee happiest burday EBBER!
*cleers throte*
♫ ♪ HAPPEE BURFDAY TO YOU!
HAPPEE BURFDAY TO YOU!! ♫ ♪
HAPPEE BURDAY DEER MARY O’ SPOCKN, SWEETPEA, MAY WEE, CHOPP’D LIVAH GRRL, MAIS OUI, MAIS NON, MAUS’S EBIL PRINCESS – AND WUN OV MAI BESTEST FRENZ
♫ ♪ HAPPEY BURFDAY TO YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOU!♫ ♪
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An heer iz a hooj bowl ov fresh stewd Kiefer pearz! Plentee fur yoo to keep – an fur ebreewun to hav sum. Ai just maed them 2 daiz ago! An tehy are DEEElishus an Nootrishus, too!
{{{{{{Mary}}}}}}
NOM!!!! fanks Janet.
is a byuuuuuuuuuutimous song, and verrry thotty 0 you!
umm, why are you onna stranj computer? did i miss sumfing?
Purrrrhaps!! Ai ar in Palm Springs – flooo heer yesterday – to visit mai fren Charles teh Mewsikologist – an becuz ov teh mowntins an teh mirrors (in teh haus) an teh awld telephonee lions, he can awnlee hav teh DIAL UP!!!
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An it iz SOOOOOOOOOOO S l o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o!
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So ai cant say neerlee az juch az ai wud laik to! But ai it seems to bee a lufflee partee eneway!
Happee birfday mary!
oh hai! i is new to teh comment talks, my compyooter is not liking me to post muches.
and i is still in skools, so i can not be ons often.
Ohai CassyWassy!
Welcum & pleez 2 joyn inn de fun weneber u cahn!
Welkum tu Cheezland CassyWassy! kum and playing wif us weneber u can. Dis b awsumlee fun plais tu playing.
Welcome CassyWassy, has sum refreshments.
*tendrilstaps cweenmj on the opposite shoulder to make her luuks teh wrong way*hee
*Swingz rownd full surkul wif hedj kllipper set on “super tendril nomming”
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Ooopsiee! did i cut ur liddlol ten drillz?
Ohai, CassyWassy! Welkoming! Come join teh partee, hav sum noms, hav fun!
Well come CassyWassy! A burfdai party iz teh bestest wai tew meet cheezpeepz! *Hands CW a playte full ov Cweenmj’s shripmz*
Wii r glad tew see u heer wenebber u can play wif us!
many thankses eburyone.
i will probubly shows up ebery now and then.
and its hard to keeps up with all teh comments.
wow, i needs to brush up on my lolspeak, takes practice.
*bownses in dragging cart wif hyooooj skulpshur uv a tree wif chokklit trunk an green mint-candee leevs, an candee flowrs uv menny colurs awl aroun it, an chokklit tendrils rapping aroun teh tree an climing up it, an aminlols uv menny kinds aroun teh tree an in teh tree awl made uv dark oar milk oar whyte chokklit wif diffrint fillings inside*
Happeh birfday!!! Have anawsum day an a yeer full uv win!!
oooooh. must has taste for sine tific spearmint.
*swims quietly into the thread*
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I’d like to wish a very happy day to MaryO and all her various incarnations.
I’ve brought you a lovely belt woven from green kelp decorated with shells and gold dubloons from an ancient shipwreck.
I hope you will enjoy this plankton punch and eel kabobs I’ve brought for all to share!
*very quietly*
thank you very muches
*sadly*
Aren’t you going to try the eel kabobs? They go wonderfully with shrimp!
Perhaps they’re an acquired taste. I’ll keep bringing them to Cheezland parties until you all acquire the taste! After all, I know you wouldn’t want to upset the huge manatee!
maybee sS duz not liek teh sushee?
if you knew Sushie, like I know Sushie…
okayz, I try da eel kabobs
Mai ai trai sum? A do nawt believ Ai’ve eberr had teh eel kabobs!
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*munch* Hmmmm – nawt bad!!! Taystes a lil bit laik chikken!
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Ai will taek yur plankton punch an teh kabobs to teh fud tent so ebreewun can haz sum!! Shur to bee a big hit!!!
Thank you! I’m glad you like them! I gave out eel flavored popcorn balls at the Halloween party but folks didn’t seem to appreciate them very much.
Hugh, wat haz ai sed 2 u bout bean a drama kween? Nawt ebreewun lykes eel flabored popcorm bals u kno! Dat doez nawt meen dey doan apresheeate ur efferts! Ai kno how hard it iz 2 keep de popcorm bals dri wen u liv unner wadder.
Happee Burfdai MaryO!! Hope u haz a wunnerful dai!
U no u iz a rilli important purrsun wen dere izza lyon inna picher an no wun sayed “A lyon! Qwik get inna car!” yet!
@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@ Tribble!
Cheeses Twicet!
ohai Tribble!
I iz wating myself, to see wehn someone will make a ‘cougar’ commint!
*studies pikshor*
Say . . . That’z nawt a lion, ennywun kan kleerly seeing that is a tabbeh kat!
Silleh peeps! Yoo duzzint even noes whut annymal is whut annymal.
*snerk*
If the shoe fits…
… tehn I can applie it to ur *fill in teh blank* wif teh sekyoority of knowing I will acheeve maximum forse wif minimal chanse of it coming off!
Happy Berfday, Mrs. O’Spockn!
Many cheezburgers for u!!!1!
NOM! I can has fronsch friez to go wit dat?
Ohai guies.
Izzit Caturday yet?
Happy Birfday, MaryO. I haz prezzie foar u but not has it tihs moarnin. Will bring it bak latur.
wunder wot it tis…
In the junglol
Teh mitee junglol
Teh lion noms tonite
In teh junglol
Teh kwiet junglol
Teh lion noms mai eer
Floofee paws aplaws tu yu rhsb!!!!!
♫aweemawa aweemawa
*nodz hed to music
Ohai ebbrebodee!
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Ai haz been cawt up in RLS… Reel Lib iz dat Ai has onlee 5 moer dayz tew get seberal projex in tew my professir for mah final graed. (Pleh!) An Ai hab tew moer classez dis skewl tiem afder dat tew finish febor Ai student teeches.
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HOWEBBER, Ai hab been peekin in awn wat mah cheezfrenz is up tew, an Ai cud nawt nawt stap in tew sai:
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HAPPITAYL BIRFDAI! Ai hopez u habs a wondermaus day, an da bestest year u hab had sew far!
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An pleez, no ten drills ub doom (an debinitely no elebenty drills!) fur meh til abter da seme… semm… skewl beh dun!
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Happi dai ebbreebodee. Injois da sillibratin!
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Regrettin ai’m nawt heer,
BuddyDitzmore’s Mom
come back win you cans!
Fanx! Ai wall az suun az ai can!
happy burfdai, Mary O, adn awl yer otter persunalitees!! ai iz nawt rillee in a partee mood, sew ai jest dropped in tew wish yew a happee dai, adn tew leave a hyooj plate uv choklit almond truffle brownies fur awl teh cheezfrens tew enjoi
{{{uniquekitty}}}
Fankz fur deh browneez. mmmm nom nom nom.
oooooo nommylishush!
LCB takes teh stage (just for a few minnits, donut beez teh worry, she’ll give it back). She is waring a groovy mini dress imported 1970 and her hairs are in a poufy shag cut. She is backed up by a band of YNGs wearing bell bottoms and other groovy gear. Everyone is chewing bubblolgum. They launch into their one-hit wonder.
Lols Go Where Sweetpea’s Tendrils Grow
(Sing along at: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tr6H1a7YUac)
She’s a wee bit punny
Her quips are always funny
An Advocate of lit’racy
Yes and lols go where Sweetpea’s tendrils grow
Do we all lubs her? Mais Oui!
She taught in teh jungle
She’s handy wif a dongle
And for shrimps she cra-a-zy
Yes and lols go where Sweetpea’s tendrils grow
Do we all lubs her? Mais Oui!
There’s something about her fast-growing vines
As our limbs they entwine
And we just gotta say (halp!)
She’s rly got a magiclol spell
And it’s working so well
That we can’t get away
We’re so glad she plays here
And we hope that she stays here
Otherwise we’d be lonely
Because lols go where Sweetpea’s tendrils grow
Do we all lubs her? Mais Oui!
There’s something about her fast-growing vines
As our limbs they entwine
And we just gotta say (halp!)
She’s rly got a magiclol spell
And it’s working so well
That we can’t get away
We’re so glad she plays here
And we hope that she stays here
Otherwise we’d be lonely
Because lols go where Sweetpea’s tendrils grow
Do we all lubs her? Mais Oui!
Tendrils growing every place she’s been
Do we all lubs her? Mais Oui!
And if she gets u u will never forget her
Do we all lubs her? Mais Oui!
*clappity clappity clappity* Encore!
*band plays same song again*
Sry, it’s teh only one we gots! Here, has a piece of bubblolgum.
Oh lcb! The band cud play taht awl day long! it’s soo purdee!!! An so trooo! An. . .ooo…..dots. . . . .*sniff*. . .yoo maed bee crai a liddle!
Here, Janet, wipe ur noes and chew some bubblolgum.
*hands Janet a hankie and some DubbleBubblol, hopes she doesn’t get them mixed up*
WIN!!!11!!!
*sings along wif yootube*
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*sings wif skwirrlgrrl in harmoany a demented fourth above*
*aliens in faroff galaxies faint from the sound*
ooh, dis be my favorit LCB lyrical! and the best, because, 0 course, it’s all about me, right?
*looks at da skirt*
HAY!!! where’d you get that!!!!
I ordered it special from 1970. U like?
Oooh!! Ai hab wun jus like dat. Ai keep itz in da box wiht mai uther ‘Martin Luter King’ clothes. (Ai hab a dreem.)
LCB – u hab owtdun urseff AGAIN!!!
Floofy funderous clappity paws!
U r full ov WIN & AWSUM!!!
@@@@@ tiems elebenty!
LCB – u hab owtdun urseff AGAIN!!!
Floofy funderous clappity paws!
U r full ov WIN & AWSUM!!!
@@@@@ tiems elebenty!
LCB – u hab owtdun urseff AGAIN!!!
Floofy funderous clappity paws!
U r full ov WIN & AWSUM!!!
@@@@@ tiems elebenty!
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*wishes WP wud stop nomming mah comments*
Thx! Here, has 3 pieces of bubblolgum.
Three taims a charm!!!!
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{{{{{{Romeow}}}}}} Ai sm do glad yoo ar heer! Ai thot maybee yoo wudn’t know – an ai wanted to rite to yoo – an tehn ai just ran out ov thyme!!
Ai has a wish! It be a Happeh Burfdai wish fur yew Mary O’! ^-^ {{Mary O’}}
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*Trottity-trots tew da clawset an pulls owt a gynormous prezzint*
…ai has been werkin awn it fur a wyle, an aifink it be a gewd won!
*Wrappin paypur fawls awai tew reveel a reelee big bawks*
*Insyde da bawks is… is…*
*A yeer’s suppli ob chokklit possums an weezuls an bunnehs an kittehs an goggies an lawts ob offur animules! Awl wrapped up in da big giftee-baskut* Taa-daa!
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…eech won is yewneeque. Ai hads awl mai animule frendz hoald still sew ai cuds mayke chokklit moalds ob dem! *Eben points tew da Woofeh won ai halped wif*
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Ai hopes yew enjoys! An has a berry gewd tyme awn yer spayshul dai!
nomnomnomnomnonmmmmmmmmmmmmfanx!
Yoo is berry welcomes, Mary! Aihopes yew has a grate dai fur your burfdai tewdai!
*Is amayzud at hao fast da nom nom nomming happenz* ^-^
♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥HAPPY BIRFDAY, MARY O!!!♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥
*wisspurrs embarrassedlee to Mary*
Mah brain wented on a vacashun, um, abowt 2-3 munffs ago. Srsly. It did not leeb a forwarding address, the brasserfrassur!! *shakes hoof*
I has tried too get it back, butt it not wants to come. It needs a hoofin, iff onlee I cud find it.
So ur birfday has been all big, stareeng at me ebreeday, on my calendar for a whole munf. And me, wiff no brain, are finding it verreh, verreh difficult to come up wiff sumfing special an creeatib enuff
to honor u on ur day. An dis meks meh kind ub sad.
So I gibs u dees fings.
First I has a Happy Birfday Video Fur u. Here it am:
rattlebox.com/pickup/329397/rbaf7236c91a4
Let’s see, wutt else doo I habs? Dere are so menneh fings dat teh nice peepuls
is gibbin.
*wisspurrs sum moar*
comez over heer ware nobodee are lookin
*donkey shows mary o her little box*
Dis mah speshul little box. It r like the box in teh story The Littlest Angel. Duz u noe dat story?
I has moved maneh times in mah life. I losted most of wutt I had.
Butt some if it camed wiff meh. Dis mah speshul box.
I gibs it too u now.
*looks inside*
dere r a baby toofy.
an dere r mah baby gold bracelet.
and I finkso I sees mah graduation tassel an class ring.
and I fink i sees sum notes and fings.
I gibs u dis. Now u has mah hart. Let’s putt it in a little velbet bag wiff a tie and put in your pocket. U keeps it neer ur hart, k?
Now, latur, wen teh party r all obbur and fings are quiet, and u is tired, I gibs u nice foot rub. and den u can get on mah back and we will fly up in teh clouds furr a while. It r cool and teh leebs are still bootiful to see dis time ub yeer heer.
Doan wurry, I kin fly wiffout a brain. I are on automatic pilot.
Ur donkey lubs you, Mary O.
/ps…can sumwun help meh find mah brain? plz?
pour Kafleen! ah will halp u!
* removes acme brain finder from trunk n sudan chare *
beep…beep… beep
beep beep beep
*kontinues to check de area wiff brain detector*
Kafleen! step obur heer pls and tell mi da last time u sawwd it
beep … beep… BEEP…beepbeep BEEPBEEPBEEP!!!
kafleen darling, the closur u git, da strongr da signal gits awn dis brain finder!
Oh look deer, heer it is! it was just stuck behind ur ear!!!
Princess Mu – yoo ar just the BEST! Findng Kafleen’s braye laik that fur hur!
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{{{{{{kafleen}}}}}} Nawt to werree! We awl think ar braynes ar misplayced frum taim to tiam. Ai just gotted mien bak! An ai think it’s werking prettee gud nao!.
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An ai ar so happee yoo cayme to teh partee! Just wud NAWT hav bn teh sayme wiffaut yoo!
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Nao – come wif mee to teh tent – an wee can haz sum pears an cookies an caek – and ov corse teh waffuls an parfaits – a lissen to teh organ consert! OK???
{{{{ Janetcanhas4kittehs}}}}
cookies!
moosic!
*sighs wiff a happy*
I hass 15 minutes too enjoy dem.
Gibs meh a hug.
{{{Kafleen}}}
itz so gud to C u! We has awl missed u! WP wuz so odd teh last fjoo days and it needed hoofing so badly and no Kafleen to do it! Pweeze stop by moar often!
*pleading luk*
Here’s a BIG one!
{{{{{{{{{{kafleen}}}}}}}}}
Oh, hunny….
are u shur dat nawt juss dat piece of Donkey gum dat Salleh so kindlee
sended meh?
I finkso it r in Arooba or sumfin….it sended meh a Taunting Postcard, and
it was laffin ! an stickin owt its tung! and restin on a hammock by teh watur!
i lubs you, donkey. here, haz a parfay. and sum waffulz
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..~~~~~ó…….ó………..ó *Nom*
Happy Birfday Mary O!!!!!!
*pets tindrils*
* hands Mary a bottle of majik tindril detangler *
*Ties sparklee gold ribbons tew each ov hur miny tindrils*
Ahhhww ur sew pretty!
Happtail birfday… and many maor!
fanx, PrincessMu, you gives teh best prezzies. I see in da ingredimints it removes funnee schmells and makes the tendrils EZ to manaj.
oh my!
Dat r nice!
{{{{{{{{sweetypea}}}}}}}
I lissuned to teh Sweet Pea video dis morning and thotted ub u.
dere rnt enny tendrils in dat parfay are dere?
*sniffs*
poo. it r wurky timez naow.
i goez.
Happy Burfday party, u gaiz!
*waves hoofy*
Oh hai! I iz nu to Cheezburger! Very pleezed to meets u allz!
N happi birfday 2 Mary 2!
Oh Hai Trini and welkum tu Cheezland!! Diz b a wundermouselee fun plais. Adn tuday is deh birfday uv wun uv deh most bestest peepz heer!! She wuz deh berry furstest tu tawkingz tu mii. Bleeve it oar not, I wuz so shy, I didn’t ansering hur. But now u kant shut mii up!!
Haz sum shrimpz!
u was SHY???
an diddun ansurr?
*falls over laffing*
*janet fawls ober with teh Dawn Key an tehy lai ther in a giggloling heep*
I ran and hid fur a cuppla daze. But ebbree wun wuz so nice. Speshlee Janet. {{{{JCH4K}}}} {{{{Mary O}}}}
*but i not huggin dat sowerpea*
*no way, no how*
*takestools outta cweenmj’s pokkit wile she talkz*
hee
Oh teh huge manatee! Mai mind just bogglolsss… ooooh, dots….. luk.
But where R mai mannurs!
*extends feeler to Trini*
Welkum to cheezland! Please mayk urself at hoam and play wif us as often as u can!
I welcome you to this happy place Trini! Hope you will join in the fun often!!
Ohai Trini! Welcum 2 cheezland!!
Happee burfdai MaryO! I hoep da burfdai fairee birngs u lots ov grate giftees.
fnak you. my favorite gifties are my frenz!
*sigh* had a DID problem & WP eated my “Fanx*
happee! happee! joi! joi! Mary O gotz hur belle buton 2dai!!!
*twirlz rown n rown*
*throwz sparklee dings n2 teh air*
awl teh bestest 2 awl the burfdai cheez frenz!1!
://protea.worldonline.co.za/suggal.htm
ooooh, a dubble gift o proteas!! fanx!
happy birfday maryO! i bringed yoo sum prezzies but wurdpres eeted tehm. hopefully will hork tehm bak up later! (hint: tehy involbed shwimps!
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(oh, donut wurry, wp not gibs yoo horked-up shwimps, just horked-up linkies to shwimps!)
*sigh* heer tehy are, will haz to copy-an-payst, sorry
(stoopy wp)
shwimps, shwimps, shwimps an shwimps for maryO, mais oui, mais non an choppd livr grl:
cooking-mexican-recipes.com/mexican-shrimp-recipe.html
southernliving.com/southern/foods/entertaining/slideshow/0,14243,1719672-5,00.html
recipegoldmine.com/worldmexicoE/mexican-margarita-shrimp.html
closetcooking.blogspot.com/2008/11/shrimp-carbonara.html
an a lubly planter pot for sweetpea!
flowerpotshop.com/PhotoGallery.asp?ProductCode=CSP-IP04-COC
*look of releef dat dere just be hork’d up linkieez, not hork’d up shwimp!!!*
Thred borking in 3…2….1…
hai!! I iz noo heer, is anywun heers?
LOL. Uh…did ANYBODY comment on the picture? Anyway…check out the cute disapproving kitteh face!
my point exactly. GMTA
Yes, dey did! Ab00t ebbery elebenteeth commint or so … just read thru it! Or move awn to teh neggst pikshure. We dunt have such big sillybrashungs ebbery day, u noes.
Feliz dia de MaryO!!!
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*Romeow sawnters in, wif an air ov casual confidence, ebentho it iz obvious dat he spent way too much tiem floofing his floof fur teh beeg dai*
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Mah deer MariaOh, I hab been luking forwards to sellabrating ur speshul dai wif u! I fot dat wif awl teh fun an excitement ov teh dai, u wud need sum fings fur relaxing tonite.
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I hab maeded u a byotiful sweetpea bowkay out of sponges. Sponges u sai? I doan need no stinkin sponges. Let meh ’splan.
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I founded sponges in ebery hue ov bloos, burples, binks, jellows, and wite. I cutted eech petal owt of teh sponges and arranged dem togebber to maek a bowkay. Butts, dis bowkay iz fur ur relaxashun. Soak teh bowkay in wadder and use ur tendrils to open it on one side. Den, wrap teh bowkay round ur roots and it will halp u rejoovinate urseff affer a long day. Unlike a bafftub, u can fall asweep in teh bowkay and nawt hab to wurry bout drowning.
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I also bringed u a hand carved wudden trellis. It iz maed outta sawftee Basswood – purrfect fur carving intricut details fur maximum tendril ov doom stretching. I fot dat ur green tendrils wud luk stunning ober teh white Basswood trellis. Taek a deep cleansing breff, and slide ur tendrils forward ober teh trellis. Dere, duzzn’t dat feelz gud?
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I also bringed u a kitten speshully trained nawt to nom green fings. Wen u hab ur feets in teh damp sponge bowkay, and r stretched owt ober ur sawftee trellis, teh kitten will cum and gib purrs, hedbonks, and tendril rubbs till u falls asweep.
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Enjoy YOUR dai in Cheezland. Ur humor, ur quick wit, and ur beeg floofy hart, iz far reeching cross awl ov Cheezland. Frum MaryO, to Sweetpea, to Mais Oui, ur tendrils hab reeched owt to us awl, and we r bettah for it (cept fur dose dat finds teh twap door.) Fank yew fur awl dat u hab gibben us.
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Happiest dai, happiest yeer, happiest life.
{{{{{Sweetpea}}}}}
aw, Romeo, you maded my eyez leek!!
GEENYUS. PYUR GEENYUS. AI NAWT WURTHY.
Snorgle snorkel- OPERATIONAL…
I’M GOIN IN!!!!!!!
Almost forgot…. Happy Birthday, Mary.
fanx!
Happee Happee burfday tu awl of yew, or is just wun sumone? new here and confuzed.
then this is da place fur you!
Oh SweetPea! I have just droppded in for a second (using the puter at the nursink hoam whylst wayting for my FIL to finnish hims lunch). So happy to share your day with you. You are inddeeeeedy speshul to us AWL!
Happity birthday to you!
Teh Bobcatt
good to see ya!
Lion kitteh nom noms ear…
Lolcat now hears in mono – no moar stereo.
Lion kitteh
Iz whisperin sweet nothings!
*Ambercat trayls in, weiry form a loooooooooooooong day a twerk*
Hello?(hello?hello?)
Is enneeboddee owtehre? (owtehre?owtehre?)
Can enneeboddee heerme?(heerme?heerme?)
*siyyyyy*
Ai has a bloon anna yoosfulpawt, to put fings in, anna caek. Wiv pin kysing. Dus enneewun kno wher MaryO is? Ai so wonted to go to her partay.
Oh well, mebbee nekst yeer…
Hi. Ambercat. I jes has time fer a dribe by and to say HAPPY BIRFDAY to YEW M.O.S! Hab da bestest. I gibs yew an ebberlasting razzleberry and chonklit tarte.
But Ambercat – yoo ARE at hur partee!!
Az a certaom gibbocat wuns sayed – this iz cyburspayce – there is no taim!
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But – tis troo – layter iz a bit laking in teh conversatshun!!
butter late dan nether. er, well, you know!
Ohai evrywun! Ai is laet as usumable (too mush stuff to do IRL) but ai wuntz to wish MaryO an all hr otter idennities a berry happy birfday an menny, menny happitayl returnses.
Heer is a shwimp shapeded decamarashun fur yu. Yu can using it as a soapdish or jus to purtify teh roomz.
Hoep ai can makes it to yur nex birfday partee!
ooooh, i needed a nooo sopedish/purtifier!
AWWW!!! Looks at de kewt witl lion kub!!! I lurb lions n tiggers n cougahs seeeew much!
Iz late becoz I haz to sleep upside-downy like batz all nite, bein on da wong side of de whirled … but I jus had to stop by de party and wish Mary de hap-hap-happiesttail burfday ebah! I hopez yoo haz a lubberly day
Ai makse a tunney cat so roll fur da partee, but ai forgets to coem.
Ai wishes ew da very bestest fur da year MaryO!
HB tu shii whu lurvez teh pointii iirz! AN MENII MOAR
Az foar tigret an lyon, ai lurves tehm!
Happee Birfday, Ms. Maree O’!!
and Ai ain’t lyon, eider….
Hai turtlol! Ai’m so glad yoo cud come to mary O’s partee!!
Ohai MaryO’ Ai am late as usual. Ebrywun haz gibben u such gud prezents. Ai kan nebber tink uv gud stuf fur prezents. So, heer iz a grate big hug fur ur happitayl birfdae {{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{Mary O’}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}
Yur presence heer iz MOAR tahn enuf!!!! Hoo needs things when yoo haz teh gud frenz???? Ai wuz hoeping menee peepul wud come – eben if they were “layte” – thoe there IZ no such thing az “Layte” heer!!
A’m just so glad yoo cud ome!!! 
Thanks everybody for the most unusual burfday partay i ever had. and that’s saying something!
Happitee, happitee burfdeh, Mary O!! Ai luk furwerd tew no-ing u bedder. Ai iz noo-b, but nawt sew noo tha ai cant cee how manny, manny cheezpeepz luvz u. Pleezd tew meet u adn cheez frens heer in deh Cheezland!
O! Ai brotz u teh ecstra platter o’ butterfleyed shwimps sawteed in deh budder!
NOM!
Wayl, Ai tryde 2 commint yess tur dai..n. mai commint fawlled off…sew ebbun thow es a dai layte, I brotted yaz a humunguss bow kay ub fawl flo worse wif glitterz n sum shympy sew flay… en kases yer awl hungree aff tar ober indlolgin awn yoor dai… N… floofy forested caik wif ten drills ob teh sweetz grene foresting…
Mary O’, yoor won ub teh bestest peeps and mmostest en spire ashunnul Cheezfrenz arownnn… Mai Ceilin Cat blesses ya an keeps ya en His karez awlwaiz… HUGS frum teh Lunakitteh
fanx, muchlee!