Comments on: Leverage

By: FK

FK — Mon, 01 Dec 2008 01:35:39 +0000

DOUGLAZ SQUIRREL!!!!

By: TETIM

TETIM — Sat, 22 Nov 2008 15:32:04 +0000

CHIPMUNK!!!!

By: cweenmj

cweenmj — Thu, 20 Nov 2008 23:37:49 +0000

ohai Turtlol!! i didn’t riteing deh list oar deh chekk sheet. Gremlin makinged deh list and JD maded deh chekk sheet. I just capturinged dem tu keeping dem frum dissapeering intu deh ether.

By: turtlol

turtlol — Thu, 20 Nov 2008 23:23:38 +0000

ohai, cweenmj!
fankyoo fur yur hilee syenterrific troll detekshun and nomenclature debize!
Ai bows in yur genrul direkshun, and yu soopeereeor nowledge uf sush fings!
Ai Iz Nawt Wurthee!!
Diz berry thotee and consize list!!

By: cweenmj

cweenmj — Thu, 20 Nov 2008 22:00:18 +0000

Dat wuz wut happuned wen I posted dat… I kud seeing it, but mai name didn’t pop up on deh who’z talking list. I refreshing sevral times and den got distracted bai a brite shinee object…oar mai huzbin….i fergit witch….

By: skwirrlgrrl

skwirrlgrrl — Thu, 20 Nov 2008 21:42:36 +0000

pee ess!
Maybe u just had a tuch of teh syndrome. But if itz teh same way as me, just luk at teh who be talking when u post. If my name duzznt show up there, even if I can SEE teh post, I know no one else can see it. As long as I sees my name, I know itz gone thru okays.

By: prysma-kitteh

prysma-kitteh — Thu, 20 Nov 2008 21:41:56 +0000

Ai can seeing it nao… but did nawt seeing it befoar, sumhao. :/

By: skwirrlgrrl

skwirrlgrrl — Thu, 20 Nov 2008 21:40:09 +0000

I kin see it!!!
But I tried to reply twicet to ur 10:17 to John McPain and WP nommed them bof.
Just now I was replyin to LCB in teh success thred and it eeted the first one but let teh sekkund one thru.
I haz taken to cc’ing long things justincase!
Itz a cheezwhirld gone mad.

By: cweenmj

cweenmj — Thu, 20 Nov 2008 21:36:22 +0000

WP ben nomming mai commintz tuday, 2. Can u see deh commint i maded up dere ^ at 6:45?? it b a big long wun tu Prysma kitteh. I feer I haz deh Leeza-b syndrome!!!

By: prysma-kitteh

prysma-kitteh — Thu, 20 Nov 2008 21:31:53 +0000

Fanks, mai cween, ai will wurking awn this, an devysing teh (sudo-)latin naymes fur teh troll speeshees that haz been identifaid so far, an will see if ai can finding whu gets teh credit/blame fur teh cheklist. Ai fink, along wif habing rabid weesuls in mai offis, ai be sekretaree/assistunt tu teh TrollHunter.

By: skwirrlgrrl

skwirrlgrrl — Thu, 20 Nov 2008 21:20:03 +0000

I grrrs at WP!!
I has bin tryin to give u a hug my cween.
Fanx for supportin teh skwirrlz!

By: TrollHunter

TrollHunter — Thu, 20 Nov 2008 21:04:04 +0000

“This iz nawt a cat” troll… ohmai, this may being a nu subspeeshees uv trollus tedius, the “this iz nawt funneh” troll. Be caerful, Yoar Majestee, yew nebba know hao a troll maight reakt.

By: cweenmj

cweenmj — Thu, 20 Nov 2008 21:00:11 +0000

John, plz tu not b growling at deh skwirrll!! Skwirrlz b ower frenz!!

By: alsothatguy

alsothatguy — Thu, 20 Nov 2008 18:25:41 +0000

yeah, jokes using words are funnier when the words are correct, or at least incorrect in teh rite wai 4 teh kontxt. In this case, the caption might as well have been any random word followed by I has it – for example, “leprosy. I has it” would have been approximately as accurate.

By: cweenmj

cweenmj — Thu, 20 Nov 2008 17:45:41 +0000

Dat b a grate idea, PK!! Ebbreewun shud habbing a troll list tu studying. BTW, teh mostest current list I haz haz 12 trollz on it. I sharing it wif u fur sinetific purposez.
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Gremlin’s Slightly Amended Troll Taxonomy
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1. Da “dis not funny” troll.
2. Da “don’ do dis wif yor poor kitty!” troll (aka caretroll)
3. Da “poyntz takin awai” troll
4. Da “photoshopped!” troll
5. Da “I hatez yor polittical vyewz an I despizes yor wai ov puttin things” troll
6. Da “yew tawkz beh-beh tawk; gidda reel lief!” troll
7. Da “I sawr dis pishoor befoar (inna WalMart/kard shop, on dis site, etc. etc.)” troll
8. Da “ebberybuddee alreddee sedded it 10 timex but I’m not gunna reed ennyfing but I’ll post it wun moar time!” troll
9. Da “wai ar yoo cawling tehm ’sumthing’ wen tehy ar cleerlee ’sumthing else’” troll
10.Da “wun burger” troll (vry simular to “poyntz takin awai” troll)
11. Da “trollier than thou” troll (aka Trollerus Troglodytus Superioritus Egotus) a troll hoo can owt-troll enneewun, enneetyme, enneewear.
12. Da “Freedum uv deh speeking dere mind but ur pinyun not b nesissairee” troll.
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Adn I haz dis, but I furgitting hoo rotinged it. Mebbe wuz JD…?
Pleez be remembering tu uze qwik troll identifikashun forms.
Tick boxes az appropriate.
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[] Iz troll improperly bathed adn dressed?
[] Duz troll’s teef stink?
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Duz troll hab:
[] Troll (Visitor) ore
[] Troll (Natib) ID badge?
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Iffen suspected tu be a caretroll, duz troll hab:
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[] nawtk sekkond aid
[] nawt sekkond kool-aid
[] CHRG coopons
[] season tikkits fore teh nawty barn
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Iffen suspected tu be an angrytroll, duz troll hab:
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[] 13 dwarbes adn a hobbit
[] a goggie standing ober dem
[] teh appeerence ob beeing a goggie
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Duz troll attack:
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[] Memes
[] Mimes
[] Momes
[] Mumes
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Tick the wun teh troll reacks tu by running rownd in small circles:
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[] Catnip (den it’s a kitteh)
[] Aniseed (den it’s a goggie)
[] Choklit (den it’s at leest hoomin)
[] Acorn oil (it’s a sqwirril!)

By: TrollHunter

TrollHunter — Thu, 20 Nov 2008 17:31:43 +0000

This heer be cleerlee a type 9 troll, trollus rongnomus, but note the unyoosooal feechurs! This spesimun givs the appeerunce uv pawsiblee being in erlee stajes uv self-awayrness, which cud sum day leed tu ebolushun frum being a trollus tu being… well, whu knows? Cud be a haol nu lyf foarm!

By: cweenmj

cweenmj — Thu, 20 Nov 2008 16:14:15 +0000

Warez deh troll hunter?? I think wii haz a number *pawzez tu chekking deh troll list* Ah yes, deh number 9 troll.

By: thatguy

thatguy — Thu, 20 Nov 2008 15:04:52 +0000

sorry to be that guy, but…there’s not leverage involved here. if anything the little guy just has newton’s 3rd law on his side…

By: Jody

Jody — Thu, 20 Nov 2008 14:42:43 +0000

Source: http://www.flickr.com/photos/peggycollins/2597798134/in/set-72157594303502457/

By: JanetCanHas4Kittehs

JanetCanHas4Kittehs — Thu, 20 Nov 2008 14:19:13 +0000

By: gibbocat

gibbocat — Thu, 20 Nov 2008 14:07:24 +0000

am dat nawt teh rayzizt joek b tween teh red n grai skwirrulz??

By: prysma-kitteh

prysma-kitteh — Thu, 20 Nov 2008 14:03:51 +0000

*hart haz attak just frum teh skarry nombrrrrs*

By: prysma-kitteh

prysma-kitteh — Thu, 20 Nov 2008 14:02:19 +0000

*saloots* Ai will be seeing what ai can du. Mebbe ai puts in blog az a statik page so ebreewun can finding it? Wif credit tu orijnal kreeator uv list, uv corse!
Ai iz glad yu had a funneh. {{{gremlin}}}

By: cweenmj

cweenmj — Thu, 20 Nov 2008 14:01:04 +0000

Ikfinkso, peepz will need tu du sum googling tu figger dis wun owt. but dey shud b able tu finding deh rite spot.

By: cweenmj

cweenmj — Thu, 20 Nov 2008 13:59:15 +0000

FTW!!! I fergitz deh ref, wuz it Archa meedeez???

By: annipuss

annipuss — Thu, 20 Nov 2008 13:58:15 +0000

Ai maed sum apple, cinnamon and sultana caek yestiday Ai’ll trie it wiv hazelnuts nekst tiem – dat sownds berry nommy!

By: cweenmj

cweenmj — Thu, 20 Nov 2008 13:55:30 +0000

wii gitz bowt 6.5 mpg.
ower trip frum Orygone tu Minnesoda tu Texas wuz neerlee 3000 milez.
3000 / 6.5 = 461 gallonz
461 x $4 = $1844
wudda ben nise if deh gas price had droppinged a liddlol sooner.

By: gremlin

gremlin — Thu, 20 Nov 2008 13:53:56 +0000

Ohai, prysma-kitteh! Luks lyke it wuz a partikularlee bizzee nite at ICHC for teh trolls last nite. Teh Troll Hunter wuz hilarious! And leeza (aka skwirrl-girl) with teh binos? Verreh funneh!

I lyke teh idear uv adding teh Latin naym uv teh trolls to teh list. Wuld be a fun idear, an yoo culd be teh wun to do it, ifinkso! A troo taksonomy *shuld* haz sum Latin wurds innit!

By: paws4thot

paws4thot — Thu, 20 Nov 2008 13:53:24 +0000

Gib mii a leebir, & a playce 2 stand, & ah will moob teh kookee jar!

By: JanetCanHas4Kittes

JanetCanHas4Kittes — Thu, 20 Nov 2008 13:49:21 +0000

Ai don’t know teh anser – but waht yoo ar dooing wif teh map iz just AWSUM!!!!

By: upfi

upfi — Thu, 20 Nov 2008 13:49:01 +0000

Yes, ai did vanille kipflern. There awlmost awl gone nao, mai colleagues has a hongree… but ai saved sum espeshully for u! *hands JCH4K sum kipferln and a nice steaming mug of cawfee*

Ai’ll be rite back 4 teh partee!!!

By: JanetCanHas4Kittes

JanetCanHas4Kittes — Thu, 20 Nov 2008 13:47:24 +0000

Gud morning! Yay fur yoo, Annipuss – and ooooo upfi!! apple loaf with walnuts?
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Ai’d luv to joyne yoo fur some of that! An ai notissed a bit ago yoo maed sum Vanille Kipferln! Wun ov mai FAVORITES! An sum nice hawt kawffee – mai brayne – it izzn’t werking yet!
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And ai just wanted to remind ebreewun that the party fur MARY O’SPOCKN is scheduled to start awn the verree next pickchoor!!
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Hoep yoo awl can come!!

By: JanetCanHas4Kittes

JanetCanHas4Kittes — Thu, 20 Nov 2008 13:40:59 +0000

By: prysma-kitteh

prysma-kitteh — Thu, 20 Nov 2008 13:40:33 +0000

Gas prise must hav been gibing yur hart an attak alla tiem, wif teh RV… ai finking it problee nawt so effishunt wif teh gas.

By: Din Fleetpaw

Din Fleetpaw — Thu, 20 Nov 2008 13:40:11 +0000

Awroo? Mai abbatar cololorz chaynged frm mai nyce oryangee-oryange tew dis bloo… wai mus yew tawnt meh, WP?! Wai?!
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Ai guess dat meenses… meenses… ai has tew mayke mai goes bloo fur reel! Is a sine frum Ceeling Cat!

By: prysma-kitteh

prysma-kitteh — Thu, 20 Nov 2008 13:38:38 +0000

*yawns n wanners in wif cup uv hawt chokklit*
Gud [insert lokal tiem uv day heer].
What a clebber skwirrl!
Wait, iz taht a grrlskwirrl?

By: Din Fleetpaw

Din Fleetpaw — Thu, 20 Nov 2008 13:36:00 +0000

Aihopes did skwurrl did sayve enuff nuts an seedses fur da wintur, becawse da cookees nawt gunna be enuff! But dey be a gewd suple… suppr… extra-ting tew eets!

By: cweenmj

cweenmj — Thu, 20 Nov 2008 13:17:37 +0000

Bowt deh bestest gnuz b dat deh gas prices b droppingz like a rokk. itz down tu $1.79 a gallon heer. Wuz paying $4.19 dis summer. Now wii can filling up wifowt taking owt a loan.

By: mrs._z

mrs._z — Thu, 20 Nov 2008 13:10:04 +0000

Well, yeah, and more of a jar than a vase, I guess. But “Ming vase’ has more of a ring to it than “Chintz jar”.

By: soprano_smurf

soprano_smurf — Thu, 20 Nov 2008 13:09:25 +0000

nawt tu werri tuuu much yor madgestee!
sumtaims fings needz epikk spring-kleenz befoar ebberyfing werkz
kitteh-sheyp agen. afinkso nao iz dis spring-kleanz.
adn yu madeded berri lotz uv hai spurritz ennurgy wif noo lekkshinz.
all bestest wishingz r sendeded from Yurrip foar sonikk speedz recubberiez.

By: cweenmj

cweenmj — Thu, 20 Nov 2008 13:05:03 +0000

Gud morning/afternoon/evening!!
Anserz tu yesterdayz Cheezpeepz Map Kwiz #3:
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11. U will seeing Catmom in deh Alamo Plaza.
12. Dere b 11 peepz markerz in Australia.
13. idri55ve is at deh Indyunapplis Speedway watching dhe Indy 500
14. d. Dere b a peep in Trafalgar Skware (Itz Babycakes)
== http://www.camvista.com/england/london/trafsq.php3
15. A speshul place filled wif energy surklolz, ware deh viziturz b bavved in a sense uv hope adn renewal iz home tu deh Burfday Fairy.

++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++
Deh kwizzez b straining mine braynez. Ifinkso, I just dueing wun kwestyun a day.
So heer b Thursdayz Map kwestyun:
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16. Deh Stockton Heritage Muzeeum b verry deer tu ower cheezee hartz. Hoo b waving Oh Hai tu us dere??
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Deh map b at
http://www.maps.google.com/maps/ms?ie=UTF8&hl=en&msa=0&ll=44.412202,-92.823486&spn=0.847561,1.763306&z=9&msid=103775879896697322828.0004573f951750ea89599
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Deh anser will postinged tumorrow!

By: cweenmj

cweenmj — Thu, 20 Nov 2008 12:59:25 +0000

oh, soprano_smurf! I wud laffing if it weren’t so truu!!!!!!!!!

By: rodney dill

rodney dill — Thu, 20 Nov 2008 12:52:50 +0000

“erg”

By: Gober

Gober — Thu, 20 Nov 2008 12:50:45 +0000

Majin his disapointment wen aftur all taht effert teh jar wood be emtee:
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“Ehhnn…. Must.. push.. Cookies.. nuts.. odder nommy fings.. Ehhnn….”
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**clang**
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“…drats”

By: rodney dill

rodney dill — Thu, 20 Nov 2008 12:49:26 +0000

@@@@@@!

(but akshually mor Chintz vase den Ming vase)

By: sophiegrant

sophiegrant — Thu, 20 Nov 2008 12:28:45 +0000

SquiRULE!

By: mrs._z

mrs._z — Thu, 20 Nov 2008 12:24:37 +0000

Between a rock and a Ming vase.

By: soprano_smurf

soprano_smurf — Thu, 20 Nov 2008 12:21:56 +0000

eeew skool fingz eeew !!!
dis b oppozit uv splort but aslo trore matikk !!!

F-up eekwilz Mess taimz Attitoodz???

nawtsekkund Lor uv Ekkynommikkz,
aifinkso.

By: upfi

upfi — Thu, 20 Nov 2008 11:42:48 +0000

Ai was dere but dint have tyme to commint be4 going to lunch. Sawry! Congratshoelaces to u both, and before poosh comes to shove, here’s sum apple loaf wif hazelnuts for u. And hawt drinks, if u like. Beer’s in teh fridge, if u wants sum, but 4 us Yewropeans it’s a bit urly for drinkses.

By: rodney dill

rodney dill — Thu, 20 Nov 2008 11:19:47 +0000

F=MA