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Pooosh!
Forget dis Sisyphus stuff… I’m takin’ the cookies.
(congrats on nawt second)
Thx RD – we seem 2 be teh ownly wunz abowt 2dai!
Ai was dere but dint have tyme to commint be4 going to lunch. Sawry! Congratshoelaces to u both, and before poosh comes to shove, here’s sum apple loaf wif hazelnuts for u. And hawt drinks, if u like. Beer’s in teh fridge, if u wants sum, but 4 us Yewropeans it’s a bit urly for drinkses.
Aihopes did skwurrl did sayve enuff nuts an seedses fur da wintur, becawse da cookees nawt gunna be enuff! But dey be a gewd suple… suppr… extra-ting tew eets!
Awroo? Mai abbatar cololorz chaynged frm mai nyce oryangee-oryange tew dis bloo… wai mus yew tawnt meh, WP?! Wai?!
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Ai guess dat meenses… meenses… ai has tew mayke mai goes bloo fur reel! Is a sine frum Ceeling Cat!
Gud morning! Yay fur yoo, Annipuss – and ooooo upfi!! apple loaf with walnuts?
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Ai’d luv to joyne yoo fur some of that! An ai notissed a bit ago yoo maed sum Vanille Kipferln! Wun ov mai FAVORITES! An sum nice hawt kawffee – mai brayne – it izzn’t werking yet!
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And ai just wanted to remind ebreewun that the party fur MARY O’SPOCKN is scheduled to start awn the verree next pickchoor!!
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Hoep yoo awl can come!!
Yes, ai did vanille kipflern. There awlmost awl gone nao, mai colleagues has a hongree… but ai saved sum espeshully for u! *hands JCH4K sum kipferln and a nice steaming mug of cawfee*
Ai’ll be rite back 4 teh partee!!!
Ai maed sum apple, cinnamon and sultana caek yestiday Ai’ll trie it wiv hazelnuts nekst tiem – dat sownds berry nommy!
between a rock and a hard case
Win! @@@@@
Between a rock and a ‘nom’ place.
Ohai Shaungrl, hazn’t seed u fur a wile!
Ohaidee, I been lurkin. I here not alwaze hab times to talk.
Between a rock and a Ming vase.
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(but akshually mor Chintz vase den Ming vase)
Well, yeah, and more of a jar than a vase, I guess. But “Ming vase’ has more of a ring to it than “Chintz jar”.
CLAY AIKORN!!!
Noooooooooooo! Too much leverage got our economee in a mess!!!
F=MA
eeew skool fingz eeew !!!
dis b oppozit uv splort but aslo trore matikk !!!
F-up eekwilz Mess taimz Attitoodz???
nawtsekkund Lor uv Ekkynommikkz,
aifinkso.
“erg”
oh, soprano_smurf! I wud laffing if it weren’t so truu!!!!!!!!!
nawt tu werri tuuu much yor madgestee!
sumtaims fings needz epikk spring-kleenz befoar ebberyfing werkz
kitteh-sheyp agen. afinkso nao iz dis spring-kleanz.
adn yu madeded berri lotz uv hai spurritz ennurgy wif noo lekkshinz.
all bestest wishingz r sendeded from Yurrip foar sonikk speedz recubberiez.
Bowt deh bestest gnuz b dat deh gas prices b droppingz like a rokk. itz down tu $1.79 a gallon heer. Wuz paying $4.19 dis summer. Now wii can filling up wifowt taking owt a loan.
Gas prise must hav been gibing yur hart an attak alla tiem, wif teh RV… ai finking it problee nawt so effishunt wif teh gas.
wii gitz bowt 6.5 mpg.
ower trip frum Orygone tu Minnesoda tu Texas wuz neerlee 3000 milez.
3000 / 6.5 = 461 gallonz
461 x $4 = $1844
wudda ben nise if deh gas price had droppinged a liddlol sooner.
*hart haz attak just frum teh skarry nombrrrrs*
SquiRULE!
Majin his disapointment wen aftur all taht effert teh jar wood be emtee:
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“Ehhnn…. Must.. push.. Cookies.. nuts.. odder nommy fings.. Ehhnn….”
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**clang**
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“…drats”
Gud morning/afternoon/evening!!
Anserz tu yesterdayz Cheezpeepz Map Kwiz #3:
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11. U will seeing Catmom in deh Alamo Plaza.
12. Dere b 11 peepz markerz in Australia.
13. idri55ve is at deh Indyunapplis Speedway watching dhe Indy 500
14. d. Dere b a peep in Trafalgar Skware (Itz Babycakes)
== http://www.camvista.com/england/london/trafsq.php3
15. A speshul place filled wif energy surklolz, ware deh viziturz b bavved in a sense uv hope adn renewal iz home tu deh Burfday Fairy.
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Deh kwizzez b straining mine braynez. Ifinkso, I just dueing wun kwestyun a day.
So heer b Thursdayz Map kwestyun:
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16. Deh Stockton Heritage Muzeeum b verry deer tu ower cheezee hartz. Hoo b waving Oh Hai tu us dere??
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Deh map b at
http://www.maps.google.com/maps/ms?ie=UTF8&hl=en&msa=0&ll=44.412202,-92.823486&spn=0.847561,1.763306&z=9&msid=103775879896697322828.0004573f951750ea89599
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Deh anser will postinged tumorrow!
Ai don’t know teh anser – but waht yoo ar dooing wif teh map iz just AWSUM!!!!
Ikfinkso, peepz will need tu du sum googling tu figger dis wun owt. but dey shud b able tu finding deh rite spot.
*yawns n wanners in wif cup uv hawt chokklit*
Gud [insert lokal tiem uv day heer].
What a clebber skwirrl!
Wait, iz taht a grrlskwirrl?
Ohai, prysma-kitteh! Luks lyke it wuz a partikularlee bizzee nite at ICHC for teh trolls last nite. Teh Troll Hunter wuz hilarious! And leeza (aka skwirrl-girl) with teh binos? Verreh funneh!
I lyke teh idear uv adding teh Latin naym uv teh trolls to teh list. Wuld be a fun idear, an yoo culd be teh wun to do it, ifinkso! A troo taksonomy *shuld* haz sum Latin wurds innit!
*saloots* Ai will be seeing what ai can du. Mebbe ai puts in blog az a statik page so ebreewun can finding it? Wif credit tu orijnal kreeator uv list, uv corse!
Ai iz glad yu had a funneh. {{{gremlin}}}
Dat b a grate idea, PK!! Ebbreewun shud habbing a troll list tu studying. BTW, teh mostest current list I haz haz 12 trollz on it. I sharing it wif u fur sinetific purposez.
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Gremlin’s Slightly Amended Troll Taxonomy
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1. Da “dis not funny” troll.
2. Da “don’ do dis wif yor poor kitty!” troll (aka caretroll)
3. Da “poyntz takin awai” troll
4. Da “photoshopped!” troll
5. Da “I hatez yor polittical vyewz an I despizes yor wai ov puttin things” troll
6. Da “yew tawkz beh-beh tawk; gidda reel lief!” troll
7. Da “I sawr dis pishoor befoar (inna WalMart/kard shop, on dis site, etc. etc.)” troll
8. Da “ebberybuddee alreddee sedded it 10 timex but I’m not gunna reed ennyfing but I’ll post it wun moar time!” troll
9. Da “wai ar yoo cawling tehm ’sumthing’ wen tehy ar cleerlee ’sumthing else’” troll
10.Da “wun burger” troll (vry simular to “poyntz takin awai” troll)
11. Da “trollier than thou” troll (aka Trollerus Troglodytus Superioritus Egotus) a troll hoo can owt-troll enneewun, enneetyme, enneewear.
12. Da “Freedum uv deh speeking dere mind but ur pinyun not b nesissairee” troll.
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Adn I haz dis, but I furgitting hoo rotinged it. Mebbe wuz JD…?
Pleez be remembering tu uze qwik troll identifikashun forms.
Tick boxes az appropriate.
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[] Iz troll improperly bathed adn dressed?
[] Duz troll’s teef stink?
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Duz troll hab:
[] Troll (Visitor) ore
[] Troll (Natib) ID badge?
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Iffen suspected tu be a caretroll, duz troll hab:
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[] nawtk sekkond aid
[] nawt sekkond kool-aid
[] CHRG coopons
[] season tikkits fore teh nawty barn
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Iffen suspected tu be an angrytroll, duz troll hab:
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[] 13 dwarbes adn a hobbit
[] a goggie standing ober dem
[] teh appeerence ob beeing a goggie
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Duz troll attack:
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[] Memes
[] Mimes
[] Momes
[] Mumes
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Tick the wun teh troll reacks tu by running rownd in small circles:
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[] Catnip (den it’s a kitteh)
[] Aniseed (den it’s a goggie)
[] Choklit (den it’s at leest hoomin)
[] Acorn oil (it’s a sqwirril!)
Fanks, mai cween, ai will wurking awn this, an devysing teh (sudo-)latin naymes fur teh troll speeshees that haz been identifaid so far, an will see if ai can finding whu gets teh credit/blame fur teh cheklist.
Ai fink, along wif habing rabid weesuls in mai offis, ai be sekretaree/assistunt tu teh TrollHunter. 
ohai, cweenmj!
fankyoo fur yur hilee syenterrific troll detekshun and nomenclature debize!
Ai bows in yur genrul direkshun, and yu soopeereeor nowledge uf sush fings!
Ai Iz Nawt Wurthee!!
Diz berry thotee and consize list!!
ohai Turtlol!! i didn’t riteing deh list oar deh chekk sheet. Gremlin makinged deh list and JD maded deh chekk sheet. I just capturinged dem tu keeping dem frum dissapeering intu deh ether.
Gib mii a leebir, & a playce 2 stand, & ah will moob teh kookee jar!
FTW!!! I fergitz deh ref, wuz it Archa meedeez???
am dat nawt teh rayzizt joek b tween teh red n grai skwirrulz??
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Source: http://www.flickr.com/photos/peggycollins/2597798134/in/set-72157594303502457/
sorry to be that guy, but…there’s not leverage involved here. if anything the little guy just has newton’s 3rd law on his side…
Warez deh troll hunter?? I think wii haz a number *pawzez tu chekking deh troll list* Ah yes, deh number 9 troll.
This heer be cleerlee a type 9 troll, trollus rongnomus, but note the unyoosooal feechurs! This spesimun givs the appeerunce uv pawsiblee being in erlee stajes uv self-awayrness, which cud sum day leed tu ebolushun frum being a trollus tu being… well, whu knows? Cud be a haol nu lyf foarm!
yeah, jokes using words are funnier when the words are correct, or at least incorrect in teh rite wai 4 teh kontxt. In this case, the caption might as well have been any random word followed by I has it – for example, “leprosy. I has it” would have been approximately as accurate.
“This iz nawt a cat” troll… ohmai, this may being a nu subspeeshees uv trollus tedius, the “this iz nawt funneh” troll. Be caerful, Yoar Majestee, yew nebba know hao a troll maight reakt.
CHIPMUNK!!!!
DOUGLAZ SQUIRREL!!!!
John, plz tu not b growling at deh skwirrll!! Skwirrlz b ower frenz!!
I grrrs at WP!!
I has bin tryin to give u a hug my cween.
Fanx for supportin teh skwirrlz!
WP ben nomming mai commintz tuday, 2. Can u see deh commint i maded up dere ^ at 6:45?? it b a big long wun tu Prysma kitteh. I feer I haz deh Leeza-b syndrome!!!
I kin see it!!!
But I tried to reply twicet to ur 10:17 to John McPain and WP nommed them bof.
Just now I was replyin to LCB in teh success thred and it eeted the first one but let teh sekkund one thru.
I haz taken to cc’ing long things justincase!
Itz a cheezwhirld gone mad.
Ai can seeing it nao… but did nawt seeing it befoar, sumhao. :/
pee ess!
Maybe u just had a tuch of teh syndrome. But if itz teh same way as me, just luk at teh who be talking when u post. If my name duzznt show up there, even if I can SEE teh post, I know no one else can see it. As long as I sees my name, I know itz gone thru okays.
Dat wuz wut happuned wen I posted dat… I kud seeing it, but mai name didn’t pop up on deh who’z talking list. I refreshing sevral times and den got distracted bai a brite shinee object…oar mai huzbin….i fergit witch….