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i can xplains ok…i cant
uh… i jus liek 2 dress up in ur clothez.
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Itz mah Dawlee Partin impreshun.
Gushifuds inna right, kibbles in the left
Conga ratz awn the nawt sekkind
Fankies, WRr!
Sum peepz wants teh pancaeks on teh earlier fred. Ai maeks sum for sillybrashuns…
we has teh manee flavrs
Anise
Bloo berris
Chawklit chips
D…
Delite, Turkish
Eggnog
Fronsch Vanillol
G…
Guinea piggy …jus the flavr nawt the rodint
Hazlolnut
IcHc sekrit speshul flavr
J…
Jujube pancakes
Kiwi fruit pancakes
Lemon pancakes (with maple sirup)
M…
Mapul
Nutella
Orinj (nawt poyzin) zest
Peanut buddur
Quite riep blackberriez
Razzberriez
Stromberriez
Toffee bitz
Uglifroot
Vanillol
Whippee Creem
X-tra syrup
Yellow peech
Zabaglione-stuffed
Macaroonie
nutmegs
ocean flavur(liek kitteh fuds)
Pikkle
Q…..
Quik crepes suzzette
Raisin
Sammons
Trufflol teh black wuns
U…
But ai cant se mai feetz!
Ai hazzint been abul to seeing mai feetz in yeerz.
Ai iz a curvee kitteh. *sigh*
U an me bofe!
Dat jus meenz dere iz moar uv us to kuddul, annipuss.
…
Dat — an iffin weez eber (CC forbid) stranded sumwhere fur a lawng tiem wiffowt fuds, weez gunna liv longur den teh skinny-minny-skeleton gurlz.
Yupz! Ai teh samez way! Ai seez mai tipity toezys!
Diz iz verrah tru an i lieks da way u tinks nightshayde!
da curvi womin can has bin da most desired womin froo awt herstori
wen wun touches a woman, the lover wishes tew luv, tew find da physical manifestation ov da emotion
tho age will kom tew us, be a record ov our lives, and infackt b our nd
it need nawt defeet us.
value urself, just as ur r.
shurlii wii awl change ovur tyme
our bodies fallow da wai ov nature.
we kno we cannot b ovur dan who we is.
sew ah must b mi favorit purrsun
sew shal u
an den wi shall learn anew.
Anom!!! yay verileeeee!!
{{{jamamakitty}}}
toad alley OT: I jest opn’d da snaylemail and
got da funnyiest card frum Jamamamakitty
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
and, somehow, ifinkso she acksimadentally dwopped a beeeeeeeeeeyutimaus kitty charm in da envelpope, erm. anvil pope, ern the paper thing that cards comein!!!
*looks smug*
and sense finderz keepers…
Ai liek dat, princessmu! Itz sumtiemz hard to remembur to awlwaiz fink uv owrselvz az byootimus. Mah huzbin luvs meh teh way ai am, so ai iz happitayl (except wen aiz feelin a liddul insekyur).
well yesh, NS we all has our momentoes ov nsekurtity (my nsekurities, let mi show u them—- nawt!) i r bery glad u liked it
a good hubby u has there! congarats!
Ai hazn’t seed mai feetz fur yeerz!
ai haz seed main — don worri, yu nebber missed nuffingz!
Ai seez mien but stil ai trips ober tehm awl teh tiem.
O hai, Ly!
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Ai awlwaiz thot yew wuz teh graceful — luuks liek it wen yew dansdansdans!
Ackshually, Ai IZ teh grasefull wen Ai dansdansdans, but nawt wen Ai walks.
Ai can walk oteh moast ob teh tiem, but tehn sumtiemz mai feets just goes teh rong wae an Ai stumbuls berri embarusinlee.
Ai haet it wen dat happunz! Ai yoozhullee blaems it on teh carpet grabbin mah foot, oar on grabbitee bursts. *nod*
can haz cross dressin?
a gurl haz rait tu hur wonderbra!
Ai dunno haow dis happind
Wut? I’z jus trine ur wunderbra awn fer a minit
GMTA soprano_smurf, hee hee!
yieeezzz, well, iz kweshun ov pry orry tease — nawt so?
im in ur unnerwer an u cant stawp mee frum posin fer playkitteh uv teh munth
hahah! @@@@@
“Bra is OK, but this thong sucks”
conga conga ratchoo laces on nawt sekkund nightshayde! here b toffiflavord martoonie 4 yu!
Mmmm – dat sownds yummeh!
*sluuuuurp*
Aaaaah.
*holdz up glass*
Wun moar, plz?
oooopz sorri wuz getting teefz brushed … heer be anuvver matoonitty glugglugglug nice an kreeeemi….
*bows to soprano smurf*
Fankies — yew maeks teh gud martoonies!
*sluuuurrrp*
*blushes bright pink* misspent yoof, sain of, aifinkso….
iz lebenty past bedtai ovur heer —
sop_smf sez maitienait luvly cheezpeepzzzzzzzzzzzzzZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ!!!!11111one
uuups ment Bedtaim, Naitienait… lekktronz borkz mai spellikz alwaisalwais
Sleep well & haz wunnermus dreemz, SS!
I iz a big fan of teh Weerd Sience movee.
Ai iz a big fan uv teh band dat singded teh theem song fur dat (Oingo Boingo).
Hadz to luk at theem song on Yoo Tueb!
“Shes alive! Alive!”
Eerwurm — ai nao haz it.
oooh! ai nu ai lyked u!!
Iz a kitteh, nawt eber splains enyfing
Cross dressing kitteh cross dresses unless kitteh is a she. O Hai! Nite nitey! *huje yawn* *gaping yawn* OOOoooh. Mai! Getting sleepy! ….Sumbuddy tayke meh hoem……..*yawns*….o deer. ZZZZZZZZZZZzzzzzzzzzZZZZZZZZZZZZ
Dey doan’t haz 2 egg splane `coz dey ment 2 do watebber it wuz!
it duznt git any moar skaree den dis
Nd ai dans dans dans
wud take awai da mysteriez den. liek da mysteree ov y mah kitteh needs to go out at four in da mornin….
kitteh stolded part ob burfday fairys costyoom!!!!!!!!
!1111111111!!!!!!!
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anyhoo. just jumpin in to say taht burfday fairy came in late on teh “sucess” thred wif a burfday party shrimp buffay an goodie bags! (an rebember, teh party bags are for all teh gestses too, along wif the burfday peeps!)
BF, wii haz to member ur burfday. What kind caek u liek?
choklit. or mebbee choklit. or, if tehys owt ob choklit, i’ll haz choklit, kthx.
dere’s shwimps leftover!!! yipeeeeee!
Wot, i bean a greeneyedgreedygus?
(ennybodyee elses has a granny dat sed that? or just mine?)
U can has mai shrimps.
Ai hazza lobsters todai.
Ai give them a hawt baf soon.
Den dries dem off wif a floofee towell, put dere flannel jammies on dem adn puts dem to bed? *snif*
I will makex dem waffulls in teh morneeng.
Happitayl Birfday, O Vine uv mennee naems!!!! Aiz sry ai mist teh partee — but ai thot uv yew az ai wuz gettin readee fur werk dis moarnin!
OHello, Kitty, Fanx!
*hides hellokitty toy behind back which has been taked out 0 da shoobox*
SNIP!
*sproutbranchsproutbranchsproutbranchsproutbranchsproutbranchsproutbranch
*growgrowgrowgrowgrowgrowgrowgrowgrowgrowgrow
growgrowgrowgrowgrowgrowgrowgrowgrowgrowgrow
growgrowgrowgrowgrowgrowgrowgrowgrowgrowgrow
growgrowgrowgrowgrowgrowgrowgrowgrowgrowgrow
sproutbranchsproutbranchsproutbranchsproutbranchsprout
branchsproutbranchsproutbranchsproutbranch
growgrowgrowgrowgrowgrow
growgrowgrowgrowgrow
growgrowgrowgrowgrowsproutbranchsproutbranch…
*Rummij in deh garden shed. kumz owt waring deh full hazmat
*costoom, karrying deh spray/pump canister filled wif
* un dill looted Rowndup.
.
*Sprayz deh sowerpeaz ten drillz uv doom.
*watchez dem wither adn shrivvel.
Ha! take dat u nok shus weed!!
hee, we have replaced sweetpea’s tendrils wif holographic images projektimated from a b0rg cube.
resistanz beez futile.
*sips coffee*
Happee birfdai Miss Maiwee! Hoep yoo R habbing a lublee birfdai ebening.
Yoo can hazzing mai shaer of shwimp, too, as well as dis lublee sqwid leftober frum dim sum yesterdai.
Fur a prezzie ai has brotted yoo a majikul myoosik buk fillled wif awl teh songs tath ur widdle hart cuud eber desire.
Schmoo!
Yay! shwimps n myusic
♫yodelaaaaaaaaydeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
ackKKKKKKKKK!
um, shwimps and singing at same time, not so good, akshully/…
ack
Tiem fur teh hineylik manoover?
U nom teh shrimps. Ai will sings for U.
This is my garden, I’ll plant it with care,
Here are the seeds I’ll plant in there,
The sun will shine,
The rain will fall,
The seeds will sprout and grow up tall.
….
Hay, MaryO, did u see teh birfday lol Liam maded for u?
http://www.mine.icanhascheezburger.com/view.aspx?ciid=2650927
aw, dat’s my cutie Nepew.
Hey, dat’s my burple bananana!
Mai mudder sed dat, sometimes.
Iz glad yoo has “enuff shrimps”, moar dan yoo can eatz all at onest.
Happitails birfday to yoo, oh tendrillt temptress of de YNGs
Pervert kitteh-caught in the da act!
Iz SOO me!!
i hadz teh operation.
no, nawt dat operation!! take dis off meh!! just becuz i cannot haz testikles nemoar doesnt mean i haz lady bits!
NOE!
yu wuzzint aposed tu see me lyk dis…..
but wut iz seen, can nawt be obseen….
Youse needs profesunal halp.
I dunno. lukz pritty obseen tu mii.
Okays, I gotz this one clippyed. Put teh other 3 braz on nao.
Um I fink u needz teh A cup kitteh.
oar teh a kitteh cup
u nevar kno. meebeh winter iz comin up.
A cuppa kofee please {{Mel}} kthanx!
teknically… wudn’t she needs abowt 8 of those ennyway??
**tunes the irish tenor banglol starts singing in the midlol of the song**
…We we we’ll drink a drink a drink to lily the pink…
*blush!* WRr! da pink lily!
*gigolols liek a yong grl an runs away*
teh Pink lily izza flour
Lily the Pink izza drinkee sawng
..is nawt teh same.
Sawwry mai pet peeve let me show u it.
Ober t3h shoaldurr
boaldurr holdurr hoaldz mennee
feengz. Nawt Kitteh floof!
Kitteh floof goze wayr
it wantz. No foarss awn Erff canz
ebburr cawntaynz it!
Kitteh canz grume andz
coam floof wiff tung andz poyntee
endz witch seemz 2 halp
Kitteh floof iz t3h
besstest 4 Snorgillz andz slo
fingurrtipz swurleeng
Jack.
I can’t BELIEVE you people are actually LAUGHING at this picture! This poor cat is in DISTRESS! Can’t you see it in its eyes? It is TRAPPED by the undergarment and can’t move. Furthermore, what if it gets the straps wrapped around its neck and dies a slow, painful death by STRANGULATION? Honestly!!!
(how’d ai dew?)
LOL — niec, 4.5 — but yew furgawt to taek off teh mask & spray it wif Applol-scented Lysol fur teh next purrrrrrsun, aifinkso.
LOL! u dewing bery gud!
Fanks!
Yesh, yesh. And donut yew kno that 95 purrcent ob all kittehs be going around wifout da rite bra size awn? Dis kitteh needs to hab a kustom fitting by a licensed nurse, aerobics instructor bra fit righter, STAT!
Nomnomnominate dis kitten fur “Wut Nawt Tu Ware — Feline Edishun.”
how duz teh leglol porfeshunal fit into dis?
not bad, nawt bad atawl, but i fink teh unnywears iz strapless, so iz sayfer.
Transvestcat
Dolly Parton’s kitteh
♬
Don’t dream it… Be it.
♬
lalalalalaaaaaaaa
Ai like da expression on dis kitteh’s sweet face. I like hiz tufty earz. Hiz floofy furs. Yep, dis kitteh shud com home wif me. I don care abuot his liddle habits. Az long as he noes how to use teh litter box, no problem!
LOLZ! Dat durtee kitteh! But ai finks dat brah iz a leetil too biygz foar a floofee katt!
grr bad kittie
lol i cant be mad at you
THAT’S MY KITTY!!!
and my bra….
LOL, yay he’s famous!
so iz yor unnywears
(concats on tehms makin teh frunt page!!)
Thanks!
He’s as sweet as he looks too.
that bra is unbelievably filthy.
you shuld taek it offs.
tat is sooooooooooooo wong. I whouldn,t let my cat wear one of my braws. tat is so wong, so wong.oh my gosh.
ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh my gosh that is so not right. not at all. oh my that,s sick. wowwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww
LOL!!! this picture, when i showed my friend anna, had her rolling on the ground with laughter
that is so wrong( my friend calls it awkward)
Testing…
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Yay! Now how did I do that again? hmmm…
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I sez kitteh shud starts out in training bra