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is myne!
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No! is myne!
Gerrof mai nuts!
*SNERKLEZ*
W00t!!! GP!!! I duz a happee tayle dans fur u!!
Dans, dans, dans,
Spin adn twurl and hop!!
Kan we count GP twice an haz a nine-way mackreemay?
I dun see wai not!! Deh more deh merry er.
merry ‘er? ai barely noe ‘er!
Congrats GP u haz teh onner uv leedin teh conga lien 2 teh tye booteek!
Yay! Otay, ebberywon plz tu get inna lyne… reddy?
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O, lessawl du teh Conga (kick), lessawl du teh Conga (kick)… repeat elebenty thymes
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aifinkso in sillybrayshun ob habbing a Red TTI Skwirrl onna ICHC, wii shud has Ingerlish drinkies adn noms
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* passes Tea, Scones, Fresh Creem adn Jam tu the otter cheezfrends *
Om nom nom nom nom! Gewd scones dey be! Mayke shur yew has won tew!
ownlee won?
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ackshully, ai shud goes tu bed… issa layte heer! nitey nite ebberywon
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{{{cheezfrends}}}
Naw, yoo has dem awl, tayke dem tew bed tew! ^-^ Nite GP! See yoo layturs!
Nite, GP! {{{{{{GP}}}}}}
Nite nite GP sleap tite (hic!!!)
Wii has otters heer?
Dang, dis playse turnin in2 a zoo!
Haz a peanutz while I maeks teh sillybrashuns lemming merganser pi.
Conga ratz will dans teh nutcracker waltz fur U.
mmm, dat sownds gud… plz tu be saving me a slyce? fankies. {{{WRr}}}
I still has sum lemmin cake left ober frum the othur nite.
Oar, I share mai cheezecake-flavored puddin.
had 2 maek do wiv scraps
scrappy squirrely and bowled winkies
dansen teh conga wiff the ratz!
cheers and drinkies!
spoylt bai faim!
Nawt yet…. oooh, we has a braid Yay! orf tu da tye butique. We getz naiz hawt sidur maibez? nd sum donutz? iz muxh kulur todai so warm drinkeez iz gud.
Ownlee saw 1 brayd nd den wuz tripul brayd. We so gud at dis!
Ai fink ur cider muss be diffrunt frum wat we cawl cider in TTI. Heer it iz alkyholik fermentid applol joos an is serbed cawld, nebber hawt oar warm.
{{{{{annipuss}}}}}} It can be eevur furminted oar nawt. Iz gud koald oar hawt wif spisiz liek sumtiemz dun wif whine.
Ai haz nebber heered uv hawt cider -in TTI it iz tradishunul drink fur harvist werkerz, soe iz thort uv az a summer drink an alwaiz cawld. We sumtiems haz hawt beer oar whine tho.
Hay Rokkee, wach meh pul a rabbit owt uf mai hat!
That trick never works!
BFFF! Bestest Furry Frenz forever!
Coat rack and nutcracker
Ebbry hoam shud haz dem!
I thot nutcracker wuzza bad dive offa teh divin bored.
~~snerk~~ rhsb…or disgruntled ladee dat jes had enuff!!
Werkin for peanuts
Hoo izznt?
skwirrLol!!!hide da burdsed!
Bullywink is mewce not dear
And Rocky is a flyin skwirl not a landlubber!
An ai iz apple, nawt orange!!
I iz eggplant!
Ai iz da eggman!! No, mebbe ai iz da lolrus! No, ai am a moose!!
yesh, but teh bullwinkle ish a mooz!
Exactly!
No, cows mooz
Speshulle wehn ur akross teh rode, gettin reddy tew gits marryed, an has teh church doors open, sew u can heer the muzick.
An dats wen teh cows started singin alawng.
Yesh iz troo storee. I wuz teh bryde!
wuz teh omen?
aifink ai see Boris & Natasha hidin beehin dat tree
Ai sawd dem tu!! GMTA, {{BF473}}
**pokes hed out frum unner teh bed**
Iz it sayfe 2 come owt yet?
depens….yew lyke skwirrul an deers? oar mooses?
I lyk awl fwee, but nawt wen dey runs out in frunt ov mai car!
{{{{rhsb}}}}
Aifinkso, has dis triplol strenf irish kawffee. aftur dat iffit iz nawt sayfe U nawt cares.
Ackshully, I’d rathur has Margajareeta, plz. Inna beeg glass. Wif a straw.
Who’z bartendin tonite?
Ai can do dat. U wants it blendered wif strawzberriz?
Nawt dis tym. Tradishunal flavor, frozed wif no salt.
Iz yu tu feels da bedder nau, {{rhsb}}?? *puts drinkee dat WRr made awn tray, den fills tray wif choklits, and shooters**
Din Fleetpaw awn last thred, aifinks mebbe dis be two bartender nite?
Ai can halp! *Dyves bak bee-hinde da bar* Whose thurstee?
Aifinkso Din haz eggstra flonquais werks todai so ai halps inna bar.
Nawt reely, KK.
Bad dai got wurse. Wehn I gotted onna parkway to go hoem, teh frunt end ov the car wuz shakin, so I pulled ober an luuked at teh tyres. I has been habbin trubblol wif wun ov tehm, so figgered dat wuz it.
I saw nuffin obveyus, so igot bak onna rode an called dad to make shur him wuz still home. Wii putted ayr inna tyres an pickec owt whitch 2 to be replaysed.
A letter from my lolyer came 2dai, an dat wuz teh pleh.
**begins singin “Make the whirld go ‘way”**
Aifinks bedder dat it beh tires den sumfin in engine…still sumfin yu nawt needs rite nao!
Ssshhhh!!!! Nawt say nuffin abowt teh enjin. Hur has 194,000+ miles awn hur rite nao.
I’ll prolly get a noo(ur) car next yeer.
**strums sawfly on guitar. finks a minut**
You run, run, runaway
It’s your heart that you betray
Feeding on your hungry eyes
I bet you’re not so civilized….
U iz teh warryur?
I lissened tew teh “Bat outta Hail” cd onna wai hoem 2dai. Figgured it wuz appropryit, ’speshull sinse I was leebin werk!
**whispurrs** Oh an I has been knowed tew dribe taht way tew, but nawt tayle ennywun.
Ai iz nawt. Finked it would halp maek Ur dai beddur.
mebbee U want Hebbins Awn Fyre next?
Hao abowt sum BuckCherry? Dats wut I was lissenin 2 wen teh STOOPY co-wurker turned awn the #$*&%I( Krissmis moosick!
I putted awn mai hedfones an drownded owt the Holly Jollies wif sum hevy rock.
Dat jes aint rite! Holly Jolly Headsmaks fur da co-wurkers!
Oh, an wen teh Grinch sawng came awn, hur tolded mi, “Dat’s u, rhsb!”
I luuked at hur an sed, “Dammit, dats MS Grinch tew yoo!”
Ai nawt noes enny of there moozix yet.
ai can puddem onna kat a oke mashin?
Well, teh werds ov there sawngs dat I kno, u mite nawt wann dew taht.
How bowt “Luv Stinks” bu J Geils?
“U luv hur
But she lubs him
An he lubs sumbodee eles
U jes kant win
An so it goez
Until teh dai u dye
Dis fing cawled lub
Iz gonna maek u cri”
I’ve had the bloos
Teh reds an teh pinks
Awl I can say iz.
LUB STINKS!
Will Nazareth’s Love Hutz werk?
Love hurts
love scars
love wounds and mars any heart
Not tough or strong enough to take a lot of pain
Take a lot of pain
love is like a cloud
holds a lot of rain.
Love hurts
love hurts
Dats gud wun.
Oh hao bowt Lub Bytes bai Def Leppard?
I lubs dose guies. I has seen ‘em 3 tymes in consert.
**cleers throat** rhsb!! “Ai im Womin, heer meh roar”!! fink bout dat won!
Ackshully, WRr posted teh linkee tew it erlyur 2dai.
I iz lissenin tew Billy Joel rite nao. Him an Elton John are gonna toor agin an I kant wate! I MUST go to see tehm agin.
…And you’re still the same
I caught up with you yesterday
Moving game to game
No one standing in your way
Turning on the charm
Long enough to get you by
Youre still the same
You still aim high…
BOB! I lubs mi sum Mr Seeger.
Old boifren got mi hooked awn him. **finks bak** Wow, sew menny yeers ago…
WRr, ai lubs dat old Seeger song. Bad memrys fur meh, ebbry time ai heer it ai git goosbumps nd cry. Gud song doh. Aifinks, if enny one members dis, a gud brake up song fur da gurls is “Turtle Blues” by Janis Joplin, off Cheap Thrills album. Yur empowerment, let meh show it tu yu!! {{rhsb}}
Aks fur request wen dun wif dat one…Ai want tu geddaway…Ai wanna flyyyy away, yeah, yeah yeah. *duz poor Lenny Kravits imitashun, sits down**
I wish that I could fly
Into the sky
So very high
Just like a dragonfly
I’d fly above the trees
Over the seas in all degrees
To anywhere I please …
Lites bic. Ai lub dat song. Ai lissend tu it awl da tiem wen ai lef furst husbin an wuld dribe in the desert.
izza tiyme of the season…
foar laffin? luvvin?
I can neber tell wat dey iz sayin.
Stars shinin brite abuv u
Nite breezis seem tew whispurr I lub u
Burdz singin inna Sickamoor treez
Dreem a littlol dreem ov mi
depends on which verse.
Der iz a haows in Nawleans
dey cawls teh rising son…
{{West River rat}} Are yu libbin in mai brane? Ai noe an lubs awl da songs dat yu be singin tonight. **pours drinks for da WRr band ub coolness nd lite**
Ai growed up listening to moast of dem. Adn teh bloograss bands awn teh weekend @ teh danses.
**pulls owt guitar** Walk soflee awn dis hart ub mine…
Ai nawt fined big glass. U can has teh picchur, wif the big straw.
Eben bettur.
Fanks, WRr.
I can nawt wate until dis tym next wiik. Teh folks will b heddin Norf an I will has howse AWL TEW MAISELF until sum-tym awn Caturday!
Oh, an I NO HAS TEW WERK, ether!
**clapee paws fur rhsb** Jes gits throo dis week, nest week be reward fur yu. Bet yu kants wate fur dat. **pats rhsb** nawt hab de pleh, ai noes dis bad dey fur yu. Luks at clipee board…well, heer big listee ub mens dat want to christen NB wif yu..aifinks dat one ub dem culd be early arrival….lets see, pirate, cowboy, scottsman, handsome doctur wif no issues, fyremen, soldier? Ders lawts moar on listee!!
Nuthin up mai sleeve…
Presto!
“Deer and squirrel just doesn’t have the same ring to it. Dang, why did Palin have to shoot moose.”
Cuz she thot it was Chaney’s huntin frens?
Cuz it was der, an hur in helicopter?
Beddur luk nekz tiem.
Cuz Bambi’s mudder not in site ennymoar?
That’s not a moose!!!
Mai Angel wuz Newfie, bestest doggie eber! He iz waitz 4 meh by Brigg.
That is NOT a moose. Bullwinkle was a moose.
Maybe you should have tried a caption like:
Rocky with an early partner…
Awww, that is precious!
Bullwinklol! Ur a deer, nawt a moose! Wut happened!
Aifinks he lef gud antlers at home.
snerk!
Ai likes dat deh small NEmal iz nawt too ‘fraid of BIG eeter!
Bambi meets Squirzilla
Bullwinkle kuddint get werk az a deer, so diskized himself az a moose fur teh oddishun, aifinkso. It werked — himz got teh part & teh rest is histree!
Egg celent splanashun, NS, aifinkso yer rite. New VH1 speshul awn teh celebrittees coming soon to prove yer theery.
Who leafed the Tee Are OOH ell ell mask aowt?
Ai wuz luukin fur it, but ai kudnawt findin it. Caem up wif plawsibul explanayshun fur pikshur insted.
Wud taht speshul b cawled, “Behin teh Moose”?
Mmmm, choklit moose, **hands out to WRr nd rhsb, wates fur vh1 speshul to air**
Oh, heer is one fur yu, NS.
Mmmm – fanks!
*nom nom nom*
*liks wiskurs*
Iz dark chocklit?
Datz mai favrit.
Ub corse, dis da bestest wons! Lots ub wipee creem, aifinks der dark choklit shooters to wif dat. **Clinkee glasses**
Off subject…yikes…police helicopters jest buzzed ober nayborhood on loudspeaker, der is armed robbery suspect running thru neighborhood!! **runs tu lock door and call naybor who is shut in**
Stay safe, KK!
I iz the pickee abowt mi chocklit. I purrfur teh dark chocklit, but wif no uthur flavorin innit. I gots sik awn a York Peppermint Pattie yeers ago an has neber been ablol tew stand chocklit mixed wif ennyfing eles. Reese cups are the onlee eggsepshun.
Ai likes da dark choklit bedder tu. Ai wuz um, a diffrent kind ub mom, wen mai son wuz 11, he had gummy worm eeting contest wif him. His tummee nawt likes dem so much, and den ai wuz cleening up gummy worm barf off da carpet, trying nawt to du da same. Ai kin hardlee luk at gummi annyfing now, even in da check out line!
Helicopters habbent buzzed in last minute, aihopes dat dey cawted dat guy. Lady behind meh old, ai helps her wif stuff a lawt, but her nawt heer tu gud, an she usually goes owt to water flowers bout dis time. Ai wanted tu make sure dat she nawt goes owt tonight. Her apt is rite by da ally. Ai still stayin locked in. Ai has guns, but nawt want tu hab tu use dem!
Reese cups are teh anser to everything!!!
Anom.
Fank U KK4. Has a saef frum the robburs
Fanks, WRr, life in da city…ai frum small town, ai onlee moved heer cuz ai got married, an dis ware husbin lives. Ai nawt likes it sew much. De police helicopters give discription, guy has black hoody, brown bandana, long black pants…Eeek. Now der are helicopters agin!! jes buzzin round, no loudspeakers nao. Wow, ai see owt da window dat der are two of dem. Ai stay awl locked up nd safe, dats fur shur.
Iz nawt da kined ub eksitemint yu nedez> Stai saif{{{{{ KK}}}}}
Fanks yu, {{LadyM}} Aifinks dat if want xsitement, Ai will reed trashy novel an hab drinkee!! Dis, ai nawt wants!! Iz now 5:15pm here, iz dark now, and no helicopters, cept for da newsstation ones. Ai just stuck hand out door tu feed da outside kittehs, an was sure to tell mai naybor nawt tu come outside tu watter tonight. Aifanks yu!!
uhm, bullwinkle’s a moose…….
And your point is? Its funny nonetheless.
Not to me. The species difference kinda kills it. No offense, just sayin.
sory, but rocky and bull winkle were a moose and a squirle. not a deer and a chipmunk.
Yeah?
We know already.
However, the picture is funny as is, without the need for people to constantly state the obvious.
I mean, it has probably already been noted … but Bullwinkle = moose.
Crikey. Nao heer we haz a rayr wun. Note teh feerlessness uv this troll. This spesimun iz an uncommin cross between troll type 8, trollus nihilectus which nevva reeds commints, an troll type 9, trollus rongnomus, which insists awn poynting aout if fings be cawled the wraong fing. What a beaut him iz in hims nachural enbironmint!
I lubs u, TH!
Plz tew stay awai frum teh stingrays, ‘k?
Ai awlnee stawlks trolls, nawt stringrays, unless they faind their way heer and metamorfosaiz intu trolls. Nawt tu be worrying.
**deep sigh ov releef**
*Snerk*
Dey ar drawn to pikshure and commint paje az if tu magnet, driven to point owt wat udders see. Ai glad yu heer tonite, aifinks many moar ub dem tu come. Heer is drinkee fur yu, culd be a lawn night!
Fank yew. *taykes a swallo* Tu be studeeing trolls, yu need tu be going whair they iz. Sum fings akt az irrezistabol loors fur trolls, an kreeate purrfekt playses fur us tu lai in wait fur them.
{{TrollHunter}} Yu da bestest TrollHunter ebber!! Mus be a hardship tu goin ware dey iz. Yu haz a big brave. We lub you!!
Crikey!! *snort*
LOL!! Probably??
Reed teh last 2 commints ahed of u.
Dis has confirmed for me wot I has always suspished, that lollllllllolol duz not reed anyfing anyone sez here, whether it’s direckted to him or not. He just trolls n runs.
A drive-by trolling, so to speek?
dear n chipmunk iz nawt skwirrl and mooz. =/
Heer we haz a troll type 9, trollus rongnomus, which haz broken cuver tu annownse that ebereewun else iz in error, yet maykes an error in the identificayshun uv wun uv the creachurs himself. Wot a classik uv the form!
*takes binokulars frum Trollhunter*
*nods*
Oh yes.. I sees!
And do tehy allways has that stik rite there?
That stik be wun uv the cleerist oidentifaying feechurs uv the entaire troll genus.
Yesh, aifinks is pointer stick, tu show us de obvious, too bad stik tu cause dem tu has da funee walks, doh.
oh. but why is it stikking owt of… dere?
I meen, how can they poynt wif it…. uh… facing teh opposit way liek that?
lemme gess, yew needz tew go tew teh NB nao?
Why shud I go?
I iz here on a feeld trip.
To lern about teh speecies Trollus. Luk, there’s my guide!
I is on a misshun of sientifik studee.
~snerk~ Yur killin meh here!! LOLZ
Skwirrlgrrl, aifinks like old saying, point a finger at meh, der are 3 pointing bak tu yu? Mus hab sumfing tu du wif da branes? Ai nawt shur, but dis culd be it.
Fasinating.
Du nawt furgitz tu bee daykorus in yur apt deskripshun.
Iz doin my best my lady.
*curstees*
Oh, hai, LadyM, is subtle as gud as daykorus? Aifinkso, mebbe.
**snerk**
Fail. Bullwinkle is a moose and Rocky is a squirrel
Reading The Thread Before Posting Fail ..it’s been pointed out about 20x upthread.
Danke Schoene, Kapitan Obvious!
Iz dere an ekko in heer?
Aifinkso teh tee are ooh ell ell ess has a convenshun heer naow
Gud fing dey awl iz tellin us, ai nebber wud hab notissed. *makes drinks wif speshul ingredients fur den**
Yesh, an teh sad fing iz dat tehy has losted tehre imaginayshuns.
A convenshun? Oh noes.
I nawt getted dat memo. Didjoo?
Ub corse nawt — why wud teh pplz dat izzint tee are oh ell ell esses get teh memo abowt teh tee are oh ell ell convenshun? We wuzzint invited, afturawl.
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Too being fare, dat pikshur wif dat kapshun iz awlmoast an engrabed tee are oh ell ell invitayshun.
Yabbut, still……
**Hollers** HOO IZ IN CHARJ OV TEH GOTES? RELEESE DEM, PLZ!
**wonders out loud** Ya fink at dat convenshun, dat dey end up eeting eachother in giant bloodbath ub trollness? **runs tu purchase tickets fur awl ub us**
*rides roomba tew by a tikit*
ohai dere, kk4!
chipmunk and deer stunt doubles for Moose and Squirrel?
YES!! Finally, some won gets de subtle corral-lashun tween piks and text!!
**door prize tu follow**
Hay!
That’s my cuzzin Merl!
Iz ur last naym Haggard, bai enny chanse?
Nopes, just Merl teh Skwirrl.
Hez married to Perl.
Dey haz a skwirrlet named Erl.
Erl nawt noes the Dixie chycks ai hopes. Dey will killz heem.
My BFF’s huzbin wuz named Erl an hur LUBBED dat sawng.
Him wuz teh king ov teh pleh huzbins.
Duz Perl has teh curl……..ee hares?
Mebbe has teh bebehs named Jethro adn Jethreen?
Heer, ai am Darrel, heers mai brudder Darrel, and mai udder brudder Darrel.
Bob Noohart ref, FTW!
I will nebber foar git wut I wuz doin wen Darryl spoke. I wuz berry sik an lyin inna bafroom floor. Dere wuz tonader warnings arown an I wuz wunnerin if I had teh strenfs tew maek it downstayres bai maiself.
Gud Tymes. NAWT!
f**king literalists…man. Srsly…So iz a deer n chipmunk and nawt aktuly a m00se & Skwirlol…teh speeseez iz hardly teh ishoo…tehy ties teh LOL togetehr anywaiz.
Pleez tu see above 15 comments on same subject.
{{Teh Big LeMeowski}} Pleez tu strike dat remark!! **whispers** soree, wuz onna rowl…how bout big drinkee an choklit shooters?
ohai Teh Big LeMeowski — ai lurves ur nayme! (ai cannawt stanz teh moovie, but mai DH lurves it…)
Iz aktuly me…Teh Crapture….jsut felt liek tryin out a new naem foar a minnit
Bullwinkle was a MOOSE not a DEER. Retard.
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You don’t say……
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The eggstrordinaree hostilitee uv this trollus rongnomus spesimen sugjests perhapz that him waz nawt suksessful during the mayting seezun this yeer, pawsibulee az a rezult uv being less machur than compeeting mayles, rezulting in uneggsprest fustrashuns an angur, which cud be unleeshd at enny target. Be caerful with this wun!
btw, duz yew has a list foar identyfyin trollz in teh wild?
sumting dat wii culd luk at and identyfy, and therefoar kno whut tew bee caerful foar?
*awfurs DK a copy uv Gremlin’s Slightly Amended Troll Taxonomy, az purrvyded bai teh grayshus cweenmj*
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1. Da “dis not funny” troll.
2. Da “don’ do dis wif yor poor kitty!” troll (aka caretroll)
3. Da “poyntz takin awai” troll
4. Da “photoshopped!” troll
5. Da “I hatez yor polittical vyewz an I despizes yor wai ov puttin things” troll
6. Da “yew tawkz beh-beh tawk; gidda reel lief!” troll
7. Da “I sawr dis pishoor befoar (inna WalMart/kard shop, on dis site, etc. etc.)” *troll
8. Da “ebberybuddee alreddee sedded it 10 timex but I’m not gunna reed ennyfing but I’ll post it wun moar time!” troll
9. Da “wai ar yoo cawling tehm ’sumthing’ wen tehy ar cleerlee ’sumthing else’” troll
10.Da “wun burger” troll (vry simular to “poyntz takin awai” troll)
11. Da “trollier than thou” troll (aka Trollerus Troglodytus Superioritus Egotus) a troll hoo can owt-troll enneewun, enneetyme, enneewear.
Erm….can yew awlsew add teh naemz tew teh troll list? odderwiez, ai wud nawt kno hao tew tell whut troll eet eez and hao tew naem eet…
‘tho ai nawt wantin tew maek yew doo too much werk awn dat….
*razes hand*
Ms. Trollhunter?
There seems to b a noo one on teh lastest lol. Teh wizard one.
And he seemz to be a totally noo speeces!
Can u come luk??
*has an eggsited abowt possibul noo specees discovverd*
A noo speeshees? We needs tu luk intu this immejatlee.
FTW!!!!!!!
{{TrollHunter}} Ai stan in awe at da many yeers yu hab spent catagorizing dese trolls, and de supspecies ub same. Aifinks dat yur wurk is tu be commeneded, and ai am reedin yur posts wif most admyrashun! **hands TrollHunter anudder drinkee** Yu are doing a grate serbice fur cheezland, and awl cheezfrenz ebbryware.
ai wud ask teh Big Burgerz Taht Be to be tayking down teh offesive komment wiv the “re” wurd… but the rest uv teh thred is so muchlee funny, ai cannawt bring maiself to do it!
Did anyone notice that Rocket J. Squirrel (Rocky) is a flying squirrel and that Bullwinkle is a moose? These two cute critters are not a flying squirrel or a moose.
No s—t.
OOH.
I wud strawngly suggest not to yoose ur email addr for ur user name….
*runs from oncoming quagmire*
Nao, this trollus rongnomus appearz tu having a deefishunt survaivul instinkt. Sadlee, this wun will laiklee nawt survaive tu continyoo the speshees.
Thats sew sad.
wuld yew rathur hab moar trollz?
well no. But IRL Iz ackshully a biolology majer, it’s just instink to have a sad at teh exstinkshun of any speeces. No matter how stinky.
But teh poor fing, he duzznt have a cloo.
oh…..dat maykez lawts ov sens…
Ai fink the speeshees iz unlaiklee tu going eggstinkt enny taim in the foar seeabul fyoochur. Sum indivijooals wifin a speeshees, haoeber, may nawt be so well sooted tu survaival.
yas. And sadlee, this one duz not seem as agressive or antagonistic as manee of teh otters. Sew he mite have bin able to be traned!
Mebbe dis species tu lib unnergrownd, like da mole peeples in da movee.
Really? Ya finkso? **runs to top of thred tu rexamine pikshure** No, you rong, dis is fur shur a squirril and a moose.
Twy habbing sum fun wif your eemaj nashun, missuh rickets
Yeah, that’s not a moose, it’s a deer. Also, wasn’t rocky gray?
why deer and squirrel stead of moose and squirrel? cutbak due to bad economee?
Yesh. teh ekonomee rly suks naow. I CAN HAZ THE ANTLERZ???
Mmmm… venison….
[lolspeak] If yuu’v ever sayd “I’z dont eet aneethin that wuz alive!” plantz and saladz weer alive at won pointy. [/lolspeak]
Did I really just post that?
Sowwy, but, species fail.
Bullwinkle is a moose =/
dat beez a dear nawt a mooose!
Uhm….. Wasn’t Bullwinkle a moose?
That is very much NOT a moose.
Hay Rockee
please to watch me pull a rabbit outta my hat!
DATS NOT A MUCE! IZ A DEER
Akshully Bullwinkle wuz Moos. Dat iz uh Dear. Knot saym at awl.
Moose Fail.
Joo keep redd skwerl adn nomz. Iz huntee seezin. Ai tayke nummy venisun foar to nom…. BANG!!!! *nomnomnomnomnomnomnom*
ha ha ha dat not moose
bullwinkle was a moose, monkey.
um bulwinkle is a moose… notta deer
But Bullwinkle is a moose
dat a deer! IMPOSTUR ALURT!
bullwinkle was a MOOSE! not a white-tail deer
It’s supposed the be a Moose, not a white tailed deer…
Bullwinkle was a moose!
Wel hu sez wee haf 2 stik 2 kittehs? U? I don tink so. Jakbutt.