No… srsly…
No… srsly… Halp!
can u c if der iz any change down dere?
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Silly kitteh. That’s not the way to Narnia…
7 way tie
If I know cats, it was impossible to get the cat out of there. Pointy Ends Deployment at every attempt. Silly kittehs…
Kitteh gotted himselb in teh sofa – him can get himselb owt agane.
Ai cans beleeves it! Pointee ends spring awt frum awl direckshuns an multipal hedbattings will occur until yew lets him dew it bai his salf!
I have the blue version of that couch. My cat used to do this all the time. Actually the cat I fostered for a while did this too. Trust me, the cat got out fine. It’s a recliner. Plus unless it’s a really fat cat, they can just squeeze their way on out.
Yay! It’s yoo again at teh top!! Maeks things soooo much eezier! But – May ai?
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TRUMPETS SOUNDING!!
TOMORROW, THE 20th DAY OF NOVEMBRRRRR 2008
When the ICHC clok strikez 3 AM
(aka 2 PM ITT, 9 AM EST, 8 AM CST, 7 AM MT and 6 AM PST. That iz teh second pickshure ov the day!!)
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There will be a HYOOJ (I hope) Celery Brashun
in honor of the BIRTHDAY of
That Tendrilled Darling ov ICHC ~
Teh Brayve Defender ov Endanjured Langwijes
Teh Wun, the Only, the Many -
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MARY O’ SPOCKN
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aka Chopp’d Livah Grrl, Sweetpea, MayWee, Mais Oui, Mais Non,
Maus’s Ebil Princess, an “a surtin flora hoo shall nawt be named.”
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EBREEWUNiz moast hartilee invited.
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Yoo may bring shwimps in awl kinds ov deelishus vershuns az well as other dellishusn an nootrishus refreshmints an drinkses and prezzies.
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(But pleeeeez leeve the RoundUp at hoam!! An the hedj clipperz. An teh noo & old weedwhackers. An teh riding lawn mowers. An teh chayne saws. An teh scissors, eben teh tinee manicure wuns.)
Ai hope verree much to see yoo awl there!! It shud be heeps o’fun!!
yestirday i wuz waytin an lookin for maryO’s party to start, an waytin an lookin, an waytin an lookin, tehn i reeded teh annownsmint agin an seed taht it sez NOV 20!!! so i finked, ok, iz toomorrow!!
my brayn fog an lak ob sense ob time, let me sho yoo tehm 
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no, try agin, iz Fursday
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but i will be tehr wif shwimps an prezzies!
OMFG it isnt???!!!
Ai aer berry stukk!
iz stuck
ai ment to do that. srsly.
Squishee kitteh needs halp. call 119!
Nao! Please.
Naugahide and go seek… no want
head.
desk.
*snerk*
quik – cawl teh firemens!!
Or teh upholstery repayr purrson!
wich wun iz bedder-luuking?
Iz skweezblee sawft, but this is too much!
Care Troll Bait!
*snicker*
sooo trooo…
Iz ceiling cat’s cuzin sofa cat…
Lol!!!!
ai iz in yer sofa, … um, … ai iz in yer sofa … ah … ai iz in yer sofa been stuck in yer sofa. yep, that’z it.
ohai and *snerk* Phillipe!
I have been trying to post a like for u but WP keeps nomming it.
Did u see teh littul crittur that they rediscovered in Indonesia?
Itz a strange mixture of cyoot and uglee!
teh cyoot and the uglee? in Indonesia? but, but … ai has neber been in donesia! it wuzzn’t me!!
oh wait
yew must means this wun:
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http://www.sciencedaily.com/releases/2008/11/081118121946.htm
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pleeze to nawt be nomming!!
Yayay!
that’s it!!
wot big eyez he has….
Oh, iz teh CYOOT!!
Attaching radyo collers tu a critter less tahn 2 ownses… a berry berry SMALL radyo, aihopeso!
Iz berry cyoot, tho, in weerd sort uv way. Ai haz a glad they nawt eggstinkd aftur awl!
Izza pygmy tarsier! I red abowt dem wen I wuz a kidlet. I lubbed de tarsiers! So kyoot!
news.yahoo.com/s/nm/20081118/sc_nm/us_primate_indonesia
Kyoot and uglee? Do tell! What shall we serch on to fynd it?
Iz anyone else feeling like WP needs to be taken out and shot?
yes, it should be a scheduled daily task…
Or something.
Assimilated by the borg
Barbecued
Chased up a tree
D…
deeestructed at random
eeten alive
frown in teh fyre
gnawed on by garden gnomes
h…
hoofed bai Kafleen!!!!
imbedded in ice
jumped on by elofants
k…
Hewn by Hottentots
Iced and ignored
Jeered at
K…
Kikked arownd
Left owt in teh sno
Made 2 stand in teh corner
Nudjed in teh ribs
O..
ostracised by ostriches
punished wif pincers
quarantined wif quinine
Ridiculed
Slapped
Trounced!
ripped bai pointy ends
skotch tayped 2 wallz
teezed
u…
ravisht by wolvez
stood on itz hed
“taken owt and shot”
upbraided by disapproving librarians
viciously bitten
waterboaded
x-cised from our conshussness
yanked off teh innertubes
zapped wif a zippo!!!!!!
UN-invited to sweet pea’s partee
vivisected wif vigger
walkt upon bai wicked weezils
x-rayed with X-treem X-citemynt
yodeled at bai yaks
zipped off tu Zanzeebar
ohai cheezfrens – ai haz a gyant sad tewdai. ai iz playing on ICHC wile ai wayts fur teh vet ew cum tew mai howse…we haz decyded taht it iz tyme tew help mai 30 year old Quarter Horse, Max, cross teh bridj. he haz bad heart, adn teh vet tinks he maibe haz had a couple small strokes doesn’t tink he kan maik it thru anudder upstate NY winter. iz best fur Max, but he haz been mai fren fur 25 years, iz a bery sad dai…
{{{{{{{{Uniquekitty and Max}}}}}}}}}}
oh UK …
they give all love and friendship to us, and this is the last, and greatest, and hardest thing we can do for them in return.
{{{{{{uniquekitty and max}}}}}}}
Oh, dear uniquekitty, I’m so sad for you. And proud that you can make so difficult a decision as helpng your loved Max. You are very, very brave.
No words, just {{{Uniquekitty}}}
{{{{{{{{{{uniquekitty}}}}}}}}}}
Ai has great sad for u bof but be glad u can du this big kindness 4 him. Sumtimez ai wish cud du sam kindness for hooman frens.
mai mudder in law say teh same ting a couple weeks ago wen fadder in law crost teh bridj – he wuz bery bery sik looonnnggg tyme, adn she just want him tew nawt be sik nemore, but dr jest sai “let’s trai dis, let’s trai dat”. Mudder in law sai ai wuz lukky ai culd maik dat decison fur Max
{{{{{uniquekitty & Max}}}}}
{{uniquekitty and fambly and Max}} Owr thots ar with yoo. Wow – 30 yrs! Thatz a lawng tyme. We sends a speshul horse-welkum committee to be brij today, with gifts and lawts uf frendlee harts and paws.
yesh, him had gud long lyfe! haz ownlee been teh last year that he haz started tew show hiz age… two years ago mai boikitteh, hoo wuz 10 at teh time rode Max (age 28) in a horse show – they were Reserve Champion in their division!! Max haz alwais been an awesum horse – there will nebber be anudder liek him fur mii
{{{{uniquekitty & Max}}}}
My eyes are leaking … this is so sad. So hard. But it’s the only way to go if you don’t want your old friend Max to suffer through the winter. My heart goes out to you today and in the days to come.
{{{{{Uniquekitty & Max}}}}}}
I’m so sorry.
{{{Uniquekitty & Max}}} iz wundrful foar yu boaf tu shear elebentymanny yurz togevvar! lukki lukki Max taht yu halp him corssingz da big brigdez naow. Ai sendz luv an sim…syp… feelingzez.
{{{{Uniquekitty & Max}}}} we will be thinking of you today.
fank yew, ebery1 {{{{{cheezfrens}}}}}yew are awl sew nyce. Haz been bad year, had tew help mai Stormy kitteh cross teh bridj in August, him wuz 17, hiz kidneys were fayling, noaw mai Max – sumtymes ai wunder why ai haz teh kitteh, goggie, adn horsie frens!! iz sew hard tew sai gudbye…
{{{{{uniquekitty}}}}}
As hard as it iz to say gudbye, Ifinkso life wud be even harder without teh littul furry lovebugs.
sew bery true, mai kittehs alwais maik mii smyle. and mai horses haz alwais been mai stress-relief – widout them, mai huzbin wud probably nawt be heer nemore!
{{{{{{{{{{Uniquekitty an Max}}}}}}}}}}
Yu has teh animinimal frens cuz yu is a good, luvin purrson. Dey needs good hoam, healfee noms an mush luvz an yu gibs dat to dem. Ai is berry sorry at yur sad noos. Awl yur cheezfrens being wif you in yur sadness.
I am glad dat you are doeeng dis furr ur fren, uniquekitty. Soon he will bee wiff
his Makur in teh most wunnurmuss place. And will be dere too greet, you, too.
Woan dat be a bootifull day?
♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥{{{{{uniquekitty}}}}}}♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥
{{{{{uniquekitty adn max}}}}} Yu iz dewing a luvvin fing 4 yer fren, liek kafleen sez. Is beri hard dough. Ai wilz bee finking uf yu.
yesh, it will Kafleen – fanks!! and mai momcat adn dadcat are alreddee there, adn mai oldest brudder, adn mai Chica kitteh adn mai Stormy kitteh, adn mai Cody goggie, will be wunnurmuss tew see dem awl again
Ai beefeefs teh iz alwaiz wif yu adn waching you adn reememmering yur luv adn kindniz.
wot da d’onkay seded.
{{{{{uniquekitty & Max & Stormy}}}}}
Iz a hyuujlee sad fing, when the onlee luving fing left yu can du iz tu be helping them tu cross the Bridge.
Ai hoping nicewitch furgive me fur kwoting what she sayd tu me n uvvers a cupple dayz ago, but ai cannawt fink uv better way tu saying it:
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nicewitch
November 16th, 2008 at 12:01 pm
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Wi nebbr ‘gets ober’ teh los uv owr luvvd wuns – wi jus lern tu goz on wifowt dem. Wi shud awl b ery prowd uv owr currij, cuz eben wen wi no teh payn wi mae faec sumdae, wi alwaes opin owr harts tu teh wuns CC plaesis in owr paffs.
*passez owt glasis uv Suvrn Comfit, Norvrn Cumfit, Ebbrywairs Cumfit, whut-ebbr-yu-wud-liek-tu-toest-wif-Cumfit*
A Toest! Tu awl uv owr deepartid Luvvd Wuns *(sipee)*, tu awl doez wi Luvz nao *(sipee)*, adn tu alw doez wi wil Luv inna footur, cos wi iz bery braev wif teh Luv! *(graet big sipee, adn a liddl sniffl)*
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I dreenkz tu dat.
Tu ar Luvd Wunz, hu haz gawn wayr we kannot follo, but awl sumdey wil. Mey we awlweyz rimembur dat teh joi uv nowin yr frenship an luv iz graytur den teh sadniswe feelz at yr passin. Mey dat nawlidj giv us teh kuridj tu liv awn, luv agen, an rimembur u wif joi ntil we iz tugeddur ugen.
Ai b beriberi onnurd dat yu pas dis on – tankew. Ai givs gud thots adn menny hugz {{{{{{{{{{{uniquekitty}}}}}}}}}}} {{{{{{{{{{prysma-kitteh}}}}}}}}}}} {{{{{{{{{{{ebbrywun}}}}}}}}}}}
prysma-kitteh, I joyns yoo in raysing a glass. To owr faythful departed. *clink* An to those hoo is greeving and missing sumwun speshul today. *clink*
{{{{{{{uniquekitty}}}}}}}
Lots of love beaming out to you from cheezland.
My Saxon is sick also, and I don’t know how much longer he’ll be around. How great that Max will be there to greet him! I can see them now, healthy and strong, cantering across the green meadow together.
DK
o noes!
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oh, ai iz sad fur yew adn Saxon – wut iz wrong wif him? Max will be happy tew hab a horsefren dere, just hope iz nawt soon
Hims has teh pleh canser. We’re nawt shur how old he iz (in his 20’s), but too old to undergo teh trauma of transportation to teh hopsital neer Montreal as well teh trauma of surjery.
Butt hims doing gud fur naow!
Plz gibs Max a carrot adn a kiss on teh soft muzzel for mi.
oh, that’s teh sad! but yew haz tew injoi him adn luv him while yew kan, adn gibs him sum treets frum mii adn Max. Teh vet haz been heer
adn iz gon naow, but Max had sum carrots adn lawts ov pnut budder cups (hiz faborite) before him crost teh bridj…
So sorry, uniquekitty.
{{{{{{{{{{uniquekitty}}}}}}}}} {{{{{{{{{{Max}}}}}}}}}}
thank you, DK. someday when I can get my cmoputer to behave, I want to get more pics on my profile here, and on my WordPress. I have pics of my son when he was 4, riding Max in a show – they are so cute!! Max always took such good care of any child or beginner, but any adult or more experienced rider could do anything with him too, he was such a good boy, he was worth his weight in gold. My son’s riding instructor liked Max so much she wanted to buy him!! Truly a special friend
{{{{uniquekitty}}}}} {{{Max}}}
I b shur deh nitewatchman will b reddee tu greeting Max in deh Princess Mu medow tunite.
mii tew – teh nite watchman stories alwais maik mii crii, but ai lubs dem. Hope him haz a pocket full uv pnut budder cups fer Max.
mii eyes leek more reeding teh nyce commints frum teh cheezpeeps heer than they did wen Max crost teh bridj
Deh teerz letz deh sadness owt, so dere will b ruum fur deh happeenessez tu kum.
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{{{{{{{{{{4.5K & Saxon}}}}}}}}}}
Hugz an goggeh kissiz an bunneh noez nudjez tu u az wel. I hoepz Saxon kan haz mehnee happeez in hiz rimaynin deyz an a peesful passin tu teh Bridj wen hiz taiym kumz.
{{{{{uniquekitty}}}}} {{{{{max}}}}}
iz sad wen tehy haz to go, yoo will be missing yor deer buddy. but him will be helfy an happy in a byootiful place an him will lubs yoo for yor care an lub for him an will be wayting to greet yoo wen yoo meet agin.
Mah famblee sendz u mehnee hugz an goggeh kissez an bunneh noez nudjez. Awl yr cheezfrenz b finkin uv u.
{{younikitteh}} {{Max}}
**big floofy white kitteh runs thro the room, low-rider style, with poofed out bottle-brush tail and disappears under the bed**
Bad……bad……bad….
Sumbodee stawp teh whirled, I wants off!
uh oh – wut happen, rhsb? yew habbing a bad dai awreddy, tew?
Nawt jes bad dai, bad week, monf, yeer, etc.
Jes wehn I think I’m gainin sum grown, I get knocked awn my arse AGIN!
Iz bad awl arown – hoem, werk, etc.
Eber wanna run awai frum urself? Yup, dats mi. Add to taht lack ov gud sleeps an stress an u gots teh skrooed-up mess dat’s rhsb.
akshooly – yesh, ai hab had tymes wen ai want tew run awai frum maiself adn every1. wen mai nawt second huzbin adn ai split up, adn ai had bebeh tew taik care of, adn 12 hour shift atwerk, adn nebber enuf munnies…adn noaw second huzbin maiks mii wish ai culd jset disappear – him iz, az mai therapist put it. mentally adn emotionally abusive.
Let’s go hab a drink adn vent, rhsb!!
Kant rite nao. Gotta get bak to werk, an cursing teh staplur.
Rainchek?
shure – ai iz still wayting fur vet newai – don’t want tew be half drunk wen he gets heer (tho it mite help…)
Howdy! I posted a response to your question. Read it at your
own riskleisure…I jest reedid, oar tryed to reed, teh ansur. Nao I has the dizzee!
Fanks foar the halp Maus. U may has sabed sum lyfes, at teh berry leest sum sanitees.
Glad to help, at least with that. I wish I could help with the other stuff…
{{{{rhsb}}}}
Fanks, bud.
I wish u cud halp wif the uthur stuff, 2. I has tryed an tryed (an tryed an tryed) an iz nawt werkin.
{{{{{{{rhsb}}}}}}
*hands free alldai pass to teh NB*
For therapyootic purrposes, peepl!
Fanks, Leeza.
Iz the pass gud foar 2dai onlee? I can uze it anudder dai? Ai nawt eben feel lyk goin to teh NB.
Aifinks I jes stay heer unner the bed.
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{{{{{rhsb}}}}} *whispurrs* ai is afeered tu gib moor dan fife hugz. Terry Pratchit saiz dat fife !!!!! exclama… dose mark fingees, is a sine ov teh insanitee !!!!! Bwahahahaaaaaaaa!!!!!
Fanks, AfriCat.
Wun ov mmai frenz iz a beeg Terry Pratchett fan. When hur fownded owt abowt himz Alzheimer’s diagnosis, hur maded an solded lilac pins, tehn donated the prowseeds to teh Alzheimer’s Association in hiz onner!
*tucks pillols an floofeh cheezmap blankkit unner teh bed*
Ai gets pichur uv chokklit martoonies an joining yu unner bed tu hiding frum wurld?
{{{{{{{{{{rhsb}}}}}}}}}}}}
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8D5KMUIqV-4
Dis for U rhsb.
{{{rhsb}}}
Hoep WP nawt nom it.
Ohai immagrashun man! Srsly ai is LEGAL immgrant!!
Dis kitteh iz nawt going 2 get past teh boarder patroll czechpoynt!
Furnachur haz taykin rivenj awn kitteh fr awl teh skrachingz!!!!
U still mad?
*Yawn*
Sry. The keeper uv deh map slept late dis morning.
Anserz tu yesterdayz Cheezpeepz Map Kwiz #2:
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6. Kafleen iz on Broadway, cuz shez a hoofer!!
7. PB2K iz on deh 50 yard line uv deh Misheegun Stadium.
8. jmuhj iz on deh Dodger Staydeeum.
9. Zee-Zee in Nuu Zeeland b deh furvest sowf cheezpeep on deh map.
10. goofywitch in Finland b deh furvest norf cheezpeep on deh map.
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And Noaw, heer b deh Cheezpeepz Map Kwiz #3:
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11. If u Rememberz deh Alamo u will see _________ in deh Plaza.
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12. How mennee peepz markerz b in Australia?
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13. Memorial Day Weekend will make __________ dizzy watching teh carz.
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14. Witch sentral Lundun landmark haz a Cheezpeep marker on it?
a. Big Ben
b. Tower Bridje
c. Tower uv Lunnun
d. Trafalgar Skware
e. Bukkingham Paliss
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15. A speshul place filled wif energy surklolz, ware deh viziturz b bavved in a sense uv hope adn renewal iz home tu deh _______________.
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Deh anserz will b postinged heer tumorrow.
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deh map b at
http://www.maps.google.com/maps/ms?ie=UTF8&hl=en&msa=0&ll=44.412202,-92.823486&spn=0.847561,1.763306&z=9&msid=103775879896697322828.0004573f951750ea89599
Cweenmj, I haz sumting fur u, how du I contacts u?
u kin emayoing mii at cweenmj@gmail.com
oooo. a sprize. I lubz sprizez.
* De-lurking test #2 *
Ohai! Yu seemz tu be delurkd suksessfullee. Welkommingz! Come make self comfee, haz a drink an sum chokklits!
* sits quietly, takes a drink an sum chokklits *
iz that hot chokklit u has Mick?
Wud u liek sum whippy creem on that?
* nods and holds out hot chokklit *
*put big dollup of whippy creem on teh hot chokklit*
*just a teensy bit splatters up on Mick’s noze*
Oops, sowry. U has a littul bit rite……der.
* adjusts leather trousers, smiles at pretty girl *
*heddesk**heddesk**heddesk**heddesk**heddesk**heddesk*
aifinkso eet was Mick adjusting his trowsers, uh huh. yesh. ai has notting tu du wib eet… HONEST!
GP! Is u… possessed?
Maus! Quick! Bring teh exorcism cart, stat!
Oh Hai Mick!! I ansered ur furst de-lurking test!! Dis wun werkz tu. Welkum tu Cheezland!!
* nods politely *
Oh hai Mick! Welkum to cheezland! Hao nice of u to come out of teh shadows to play wif us! *waves enthusiastically wif both feelers*
* waves back *
hmm… Mick has a shy, aifinkso
ohai GP!
R u gonna give teh one-week
warningannounsemint for teh consert next pic, or do u want me to?oh, aifinsko yu shud has teh onner leeza
*scrambles to go find teh last ‘nownsemint*
* pouts *
Aw. Duzzn’t pout. Wii just tryin tu b frenlee.
* smiles; holds up sign saying “can’t help pouting, can’t talk due to pouting, pouting is my trademark” *
hu IS dis meesteereeus straynjur amungst us…? ai wunner…
Yooz passed deh test. Yoo is naow longer a lurker.
Welcum to Cheezland. Mick.
Naow sai somding elze.
* smiles, holds up sign saying “cannot talk right now” *
I likez dis gnu guy. He b deh strong, silent type!! mebbee he beez a fyremenz???
hii is teh misteereeus… ai wunner y hii no tawk?
Purrhapz he b deh alter ego uv sumwun wii noez???
Purhaps him be rokstar moosishun type an be saving himz voyse… oar we nawt gud enuff tu heer it. *sighs deeplee*
But uv corse, cud nawt pawsiblee be ennywun else in a DID, nuh-uh, no way.
mebbe himz a mime-cat.
having teh beret, teh stripey shirt.
stuck in glass box …
climing inbisible ladder …
that kindof thing.
ob cowrse himz cannot tawk.
Himz iz liek Ozzy aifinkso…gotted so stoned in teh 70s hiz tawker doan wurk no more.
Hay! Ai finded elebenty-four cents, ai cahn cum owt naow?
No see kitteh. Just a fousand schoopid adverts.
If u make a sling, you could carry ur kitteh around wit u ebrywheres! Jeenyus!
I sold this sofa on Sunday Nov 16th. My kitteth did this too…it wuz her hidin place!!
omg the coutch is eating me alive sombody help me im getting eatin help a poor little kitten that really needs help
Heather Licht