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Kitteh is out of his gourd!
Conga ratz LCB!! A nonwai macramei. Wud u liek drinksies n danses oar a twip tew teh Ty Booteek? Ai cud yoose sum gnu shinee fings. Hab u dun ur eerly hololday shawpping yet?
“Shopping”?
Jus a figger ob speech! Ai wuz bein sourcastic. Ai faled.
Leave teh sourness to teh trolls. Have some martoonies!
Fankies LCB, ai beleeve ai will hab sum Katluah w/milkz. Tew warmz teh cocklulz ob mai hart.
O, havening teh cold hart cockels is teh worstest!
&9836;
Downtown I saw a man,
with a moustache on hit mouth,
looks like he swallowed a jackass whole
with the tail hangin out.
It’s gonna be a hot time, on the old town, tonight
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Yoo diddunt put dat rite, OHTG. We awl noes LCB duzzent go “shopping.” Well, she goz sortuv “windo-shopping” to see whuts shinee taht she laix. tehn she “borries” it. But “shopping?” no.
dan grus to say wif LCB around:
Ai wntz and bot all kinz ov luvly shiny sparkly garlans for windows: to go on Awtside of windos, were kittehs can notz chew, swing, etc.
Fancy big macrame. Probly reeson server got borked an maid me hav to bak up an refresh agin an be wun minnut lait. Ennywai, con-gourd-you-lashuns to yu, LCB. Partee tyme???
Will u b my guesset at the Tye Booteek?
Now, I sawr that as “gusset” so I think I’ll skip teh Ty Booteek and go strate to teh NB.
I isn’t even teh Briddish! I knoes about that from Jeffrey on “Coupling”.
Doan’t u haz gussets in `merica? Dat muss maek fings a bit unkumfertibbul!
We has them but we calls them something else.
Dass OK den – u’d haz 2 wawk funnee els!
mai mom-cat putted gussets in sleeves R blawses. Did nawt no wuz Nawty wurd.
and den der is: “to bust a gusset”
My sheltered leif, let me sho u it!
Wot’s ‘gusset’?
Ai nebber noo dat eeder! Ai glad yu askded, swirrlgrrl, ai nawt ebben gonna tell yu wat wuz goin fru mai brane tu gess!!
ai nebbur hurd it az dat kined ub part ub wun’z cloze. just a peece ub clof added tu maik fitting beddur.
Nd no nawtines abowt it at awl.
Yu ar sew ryte! But yu hav tu admit hii iz Qte!
Made Oi larf thissun did!
Dat’s reel skaeree
GMTA–I follow your work attentively
An u aer berry fasst 2 get a commint awn a commint in teh nawt sekund minit!
But cant be berry fasst in lolspeek. Yet.
’scooz mee, MM. Due u chatz on teh Daily Kitten two?
Hai!
No–dohs kittehs too splortilious for werk.
Thx fur ur reply. Ai iz a noobee her adn jus lernin lolspeak.
Srry fur mai igner…inger…nawt smart. Wat is “splortilious?”
KW–wellkom! Kittehs that are teh kyoot so taht you splort an yur braynes are allover–that’s splortilious. Haz to be careful around teh splortilious kittehs not to lose teh bryanes.
Dat meenz sumfin so cyoot dat ur hed “splorts” oar eggsploads frunm teh cyootness an u haz 2 be reskewd bai teh CCC (dere iz a lolspeak wiki juss abuv teh brown heddin strip – dat will tell u lotsa fingz u nead 2 noe)
Oh noes!!! Tew layte fur me!!! Ai goez to teh Daily Kitten lotz an lotz. Ai haz addicshun aifinkso!!
Ohai, Kitten Whisperer! *holds owt floofy orinj paw uv frendship*
Nice to meetcha! I did nawt noes abowt the Daily Kitten. I just did a serch and found it. Wuz a wunnerful storeh and pik on Nov. 4 (rescued kitten) that I finks menneh uthers heer wuld lyke. A fyrman AND a kitten in teh sayme pik! Teh fyman sed his frenz is cawling heem teh Cat Whisperer. Is yoo related?
Letz see if I kin posting teh linky to teh payg wit teh pikshor onnit uv teh fyrman and teh kitteh:
http://www.dailykitten.com/page/3
Hai, gremlin! *accepts floofy orinj paw uv frendship* Thx fur teh verree nice welkom. U r most welkom tew join teh Daily Kitten chatz. Wii haz a mornin’ cafay adn a knight shift. Her iz a linky:
http://www.dailykitten.com/chat
lol Nawt ral8ed tew Cat Whisperer. Coot pic of kitteh and vry coot fyrman aifinkso!!!
Ai tuk teh liburty of postin’ a welkom to Cheezpeeps frum Cheezland on teh Daily Kitten chatz place. Teh peeps on teh Daily Kitten r veree nice tew! Wii callz TDK teh floofiest place on teh interwebz. Wii lurvz tew ce lolcat pics!
Plz tew vizit enytime: http://www.dailykitten.com/chat/topic/11581
iffen yoo iz a kitteh luvver, den i donut tink yoo r a nobodee. eberybodee heer iz berry nise.
Ai iz imbersiin maiself! Ai ment Ai r a “newbie.” Ai noz ai AM sumbuddy!
We haz COA (Cute Overload Airbag) at teh Daily Kitten fur jest sutch amergentsees.
A little late for Halloween, aren’t we?
Oar bery bery urlee.
Mabye kitteh celebrates teh Orthodocks Halloween. Didja ever think of that, humm? Didja?
When is that, anyway?
Itz teh third Toosday after teh eighth Friday following teh first bloo moon occuring after teh Vernal Prima Noce in years wif a elebenty in them.
Ah. So… when is that this year?
Um, it got cancelled this year. Kitteh forgot to put teh cover sheet on teh Orthodocks Halloween Application Invoice (O.H.A.I.)
well if itz orthoducks, it has to be in a month wif a R, rite?
i didunt fink ducks cud obtaint affordable dentul kare
datz wai dey duznt habbing ennee tooferz
and tehy can’t pay their bills.
* heddesk *
Oh Hai, GP!! U lukking berry hansum in ur lethur trowserz.
* lukks arownd nerbussly *
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* wips leather trowsers off *
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Hu? Me? ai nawt has lebber trawsurs… uh uh, nope. nawt me…
Whipz AND lether trowzerz???
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ok I goez tu Nawty Barn now.
An big brown eyes…iron fist in velvet gluv? Crowds self intu NB.
I thought orthoducks meaned getting all ur dux inna row.
Makes meh fink ub orthopedic dr. ai wurked for, we call dem ortho’s. Dis one always try to duck owt ub office erlee, an meks me cancell hiz appointments.
To do dat, yu haz to werk on tehir liddle webbie feets. So take yr ducks to an orthducks orthopedo-paddle speshulist at the lokul puddle.
Mek shur to take dem to orthopedo-paddle guy dat nawt wan tu play da golfs at last minnit!
Tooo skeery!
Great punkin luk liek dis!
…sed teh pumpkin
Oohh wite wiskers.. blak kitteh….
*turns away kwiklee*
*splut*
uh oh, not fast enuf. I had sum brane leakage there.
anyone gots a bandayde?
*Gets out a roll of cotton bandage*
*Wraps Leeza’s head elebenty times*
There!
*Looks at Leeza*
Aieeeeeeee! It’s The Mummy!
I’m nobuddy’s mummy!!
*struggles*
*cant move*
Maus, u has rapped me up too TITE!!
*tinytendrilzmeticulousleeuntiedaremayningbandijes*
*Innocent look*
Moi?
Oui! Tu!!
Merci boocoos, pea de sweet!!
¡mucho de nada, mais oui!
Oh the nose! Does dis meen we has tew do da “Monstur-Mash” fur da sillybrayshun dans? *Halps Leeza wif da bandages* ^-^
Splut? Ai bin gon awhile. Wii hab a gnu werd? Wut is tihs ’splut’ u speek ov? hehe
*opens bandaid and affixes to SG’s leeking braynage*
*applies dukky taype fer gud mezzure*
bedder nau?
O hai, goosey! On teh previous thred we has a darn ‘n’ storky story goin! Down toward teh bottom, though. It kinda erupted spontay… Spoonerism… Spock… All of a suddenlike.
Ai feltz baddlee ’bout taht. IRL gotted beeg awl ob a sudden adn ai hadda taek a tiem owt. Iz bedder nau. Iffn u wantz tew u kin clickee mai naem fer teh blawg entrees. Ai haz a noet frum Dr. Tinycat!! Fer reelz!!
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Ai will chek owt teh D&S…
Glad u is teh ok, goosey!
I seed my Dr. GYNyCat yesterday for a follow-up visit after my surgeries a few weeks ago. When he comed into teh examinationifying room, teh first thing he sed was “LCB, us is teh perfect!” I axed him if I could gets that in writing to show to my boss person.
{{{{{goosey}}}}}
I cudn’t find teh note from Dr. Tinycat, but about the sister… BTDT!!
Ohai goosey!
Ware has u bin? I had a worry bowt u after u didn’t come to teh last offishul D & S!
*wispers*
I just made up teh splut.
I thot it was teh sound a minni-splort mite make.
Ai lieks teh splut. Iz fer wen teh CCC nawt abale abull.
Wi alos habbing teh squink naow. Kinda liek a sqwintee wink.
“Splut” n. Singular of sputter. A single insy dense of brayn leekage, tipikly form teh cyoot. A restraynd splort.
Maiks a kuppul uv strateejik snips in teh bandage so leeza kin haz breething.
Make me sum pumpkin pie!
or else..
*Waves magic wand*
Frammin’ on the jim-jam, frippin at the krotz!
OK. You’re a pumpkin pie!
Oooh! Pumkinpie! Is that for anyboddy?
*takes a piece wifout waiting for a reply*
Is two kittehs now 1.875 kittehs??
Wait, whut? Ur not saying…
PUMPKIN PIE IS
PEEPULSKITTEHS?*Puts slice back wif a quickness*
and next thell be breading them like cattle fur fud
I don’t like my cattles breaded. I prefer pan-fryed.
cud bee gud — inna wok witt soylent sauze
or inna crock with sum broff
Iz haow we maeks chikkun fried stakes. Iz beddur tehn cheezburgers.
A cotez chikkin stakes wiv sessamy seedz – dat maeks dem berry nommy
Is U trying to eat me? Mah pointeh endz let me show U demz
*Nom nom nom nom… nom… nom… nom?* Wait… pumpkin pi be
kittehs? Meets! Espeshuallee Kitteh-meets! Dew nawt want! =P
“Frammin’ on the jim-jam, frippin at the krotz!”
wuz taht teh wizard uv id?
AAHHHH!!! Noe, dats tew skarree!!
We be jes skarree kittehs?
I wants to be a scaree moddel
Kitteh is so good at it he will one day make teh big tiem: gargoil moddel!
Donut karv it yet – it will rot befoar next Hallolween.
NYN – cownt tehm! NYN nawt-sekunds! Woohoo – Ai hoep its laet oepnin at teh Ty-booteek!
Plus a commint awn a commint in teh saem minit!
…pleez & fangs yoo vry mulch
I wuntz cheezburgir not pumkin!
Ai wantz eet to beh awl scaree for teh halloweenz.
Got lossa tiem 2 praktiss b4 nekst Hallolween!
heerz burfday fairy, hoo iz not being skary atall, to wish a big HAPPEE BURFDAY to all teh cheezfrenz, lolfrenz, noofrenz, lurkurfrenz, an trolz hoo haz tehms burfdays today! sorry burfday fairy iz late; i oberdid it on my fluttering eggsersizes an hadto go sit in a enurjy vorteks for a wile. but now i haz teh besteest fing ob all – Liddle Debbie Swiss Caek Rollz!!! (for tohse hooare not forchewnit enuff to kno wut these are being, tey are liddle mini choklit caeks rolled up arownd kreemy filling an cobered wif choklit!! for maximum effekt, freeze before eeting!!
) heer are also i skreem, frooty fizzy punch, poynty party hats wif pompoms, an goodie bags wif bownsy balls taht lite up wen tehy bownse, kandees, markerpens taht smell like snozzberries an cottoncandy wen yoo rite wif tehm, an sparkly pensils wif erasurs shaped like kittehs!!
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no itteh bitteh sekrit diaries today?
*powts*
*takes one more luk around*
ok, a littul debbie then.
fanks u BF!
*still wants diaree*
U skeered me for a minnit! I thinked it was ur birfday today. Ur profile suggests odderwise. Hmph.
welll… she had all these fings… and no one wuz looking…
Sound familyar?
*looks innosent*
I’m sure I doesn’t knoes WHUT u means!
Me eether.
*continues to luk for itteh bitteh sekrit diarees, justincase*
*peeks at sekrit diaree in perse* Woo! Iz sayfe dere! No wun needz to noe….
*YOINK*
*runsawayfast wif KCTs seekrit diaree*
LCB, iz der lock on diaree? Duz yu need hairpin?
LCB! Cums bak heer wif mai Sekrit Diaree! *runs fast, stawps, pants, weezes* O mai, ai taykes u offa mai Cris Mouse list! Ai do! U nawt needz noes mai sekrits! *smaks perse on LCB when she can reech her*
LCB!!!!!!!!
*stops*
No… no… cris mouse? U would rly do that?
Well, ok, u can has ur stoopy diary back. I was just taking it to get a noo cover put on. Wif gold stamped kittehs and ur nishals onnit.
*gives back diary, starts making cris mouse wish list*
Yah, ifn ai bleeved dat, ai knoes teh eester bunneh too! *puts diaree bak inna perse* Wen u gets dun wif the Cris Mouse wish list, ai’ll luk at it. Ai dint fawl offa teh turnip truk, ya knoes. Hmmph! Still lieks u ennywai, LCB. Yup!
snozzberri sented markers, o boi! Tank u {{{birfdai fairy}}} ai uze it 2 rite mai naim awn mai yoyo frum yesterdai!
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Teh liddlol debbies iz gud dipped in beer baddur and deep fried too.
Are yoo shure yoo wantz diaree and not dairee?
Hi, I’z noo here, and habbin all sawts ob trubbles wif werdpress too … yesh, yesh. My ing … my ign … my stoopidity, let me sho yoo it!
Walkum 2 dis happi plaes, VSC. WP iz noe rispekter uv purrsunz. We awl haz ower trubbulz wiv it!
Tanks yoo, Annipuss … I haz been lurkin for awhilez, but it lookz lik so much funz, I wanted to join in. Iz dat okay? I cumz back for anzwer l8r, I’z gots to goez to workz now. Gee, dat makez me haz a sad.
Iz much fun, an uv corse yu welkom tu joining in! Heer, haz a chokklit moose fur when yu gets dun wurks.
Wekom to cheezland, Very Shabby Chick. Yu muss be bery fashunamable.
There iz a pomegrante martooni here waiting for yu when you gets bakk frum works.
Oh hai, VSP, dis fun plase wif nise frenz. Also heer is sparkel drinkee for wen throo wif wurk.
ohai VSC, sowry not to answer befores, I was at work and for some weerd reasun they wanted me to DO some todays.
I can has diarie AND dairee??
Wot kinda dairee u gots?
Izzt CHEEZ???
ohai & welcum VSC!! iffen u haz nawt poasted beefour den sumtymes WP wil nom awn ur commints fer a wile. Ai hoap u wil cum bak & plai wif us agin! Ai’ll let u uze mai yoyo dat burfdai fairy gav meh!
Ohai, n fangs ebberyone! Iz so nice to come to friendwy pwace wherez yoo can pway all day wong and noms da yummy fuds! Speaking of which, here is da homemadez cawffee cakez for ebberyone to goez with da dwinkies!
*nom nom nom dwink dwink dwink*
Oh noes, I can feelz de hed spinnin’ … I has a inc … *hic* … ink … *hic* inkapawsitated, aifinkso! Doze dwinks, dey iz vewy stwong!
*Haz a five minute snooze in the sun and finishes bweak to goez bak to workz*
Seez yoo all l8r!
wai U wantz diareeh?
U can haz it wif teh chokklit pie maed wif teh exlax…
Ai NAWT want
Deer diaree, dat cute kitteh lukd at meh in skool todai..**sees littel sistah coming, loks diaree an stashes unnder mattriss**
skwirrlgrrl!! heer iz a goodie bag lefted ober frum yesterday taht haz a itteh bitteh sekrit diyaree in it!!
teh burfday fairy always makes more tahn enuff for all teh gestses an burfday peeps, but ob corse tehr iz always sum hoo duznt show up, so i alwayz haz eggstrys!!
OOO! FANKS!!
*snatchez diaree*
*starts to reed*
Oh hai burfday Fairy!! u’llnever gess wut i gottid yesturday IRL!! A bownsee bawl dat litez up wen it bownsies!!! It litingz wif green, red, bloo, and jellow!!!! I so happee!! ebery time i see it, I thinking uv u! Bownse, red lite, bownse, green lite, bownse, jello lite, bownse bloo lite!!!
ai haz a jellus!
Whut color lites does ur jellus has?
Lukz green tu mii!
ohai cween! {{{mj}}}
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* whispers * is yu lukking fur a gnu roylol subjekt? aifinkso ai wud liek tu be a flunkee tu summedy hu teeches me bout heestoree adn otter inneresting fings adn does nawt hedbat me, wat yu fink?
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* lukks arownd nerbussly *
oh Hai, GP. I fink mai current minyun b needing halp
despritlee. How r u ar addressing envelopez???
nawt so gud rly, ai can du paw pwints wib paint but dat’s about eet.
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ai is gud at teh scampering, weesul raycing, chokklit nomming, rokkit chair flying, fashun show orgamanising, yu nose fings liek dat, uh huh, yesh.
*sigh* I gess mai 3000+ frenz will just hav tu du wifowt kriss miss kardz dis year.
* prepares fur hedbats *
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ai nawt liek teh Chris Maus; is teh pleh, aifinkso. ai member ai boycotted eet compleetlee won yeer… mai famblee was nawt happee
*shrug* We duz nawt du Chris Maus, mai bf an ai. We mebbe goes owt fur brekkyfast wif mai dad an hims wyf, mebbe has mai mom ober fur dinner an we watching a moobie, iz abowt awl. Ai nawt see enny reezun tu getting awl stressed n fings, ai bais teh gifts fur peeps if ai see sumfing purrfect an give tu them as suprize, insted uv awl at wunce when eggspecting it.
ainfinkso dis yeer, ai inbite mai Kanadian frend up frum Lundun adn wii goes fur a byke ryde onna Chris Maus dai. Yesh, ai lieks dat ideeya.
Chilee, but iz gud ideeea, yep.
Oh hai, cweenmj! Duz nu minyon noe dat yu spect handmade stationary envelope wif tiny lilacs pressed intu dem?
it haded jello cullered lites butt dey is borked
onlee de green wun stil lites up
oooh, cool! we haz lots ob those at owr howse but tehy iz old an teh lites dont lite up any more. gud fing i haz contraks wif teh bestest bownsy-ball makers in teh wulrd!
Nice sofa
luks veri skwishy & sawft & cummfy! want!
Hmm, iz niec, innit? Butt sumfink is rong – y cuvver iz awl in wun pees 2gever? Wer iz plaec tu c luvli insieds tings? Liek floofy stoofink, an wudden boens, an ebryting liek dat? Iz niec sofa, butt iz nawt finnis yet aifinkso.
*nodnod* Needs sun, er, windoz, aifinkso. An ventilashuns, tu keep drai insyd.. An fings.
ai swares! eet wussa carrij adn ai wussa horse! srsly!
That gives me a idear…
GP, come over here and see if this bridle and harness fit u.
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mai moshunul rollolercoastur, ai wants tu gerrof!
Oi! Last tiem we sawd yu, yu waz BBQd awl reddy fur lunches! *lik lips n grin*
Um, yesh… as yu can sea, ai issa littlol sinjed arownd teh edges adn ai has barbemecue sos in… playces ai wud rarthur nawt has eet, fankies.
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* hands teh no gud, weesuley weesuls number plates *
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otay, nao hab won eech adn put dem awn – wii needs tu practiss teh Great Weesul Rayce before teh consert. plz tu be getting inna ordurley lyne ober dere, fankies.
*luks at plates n finks abowt BBQd rodint awn plates*
*noms awn teh plates*
* hedbats teh weesuls *
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STAWP EET! ai no want teef marks inna nyce gnu nummer playtes! Uff… weesuls!
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Nao, wen ai sais “GO” ai want yu awl tu run wonce arownd teh nawty barn, past the Py stand, splash thru teh JCH4K fowntain adn den back tu heer… teh winner weel gets a berry speshul pryze – got eet? gud.
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3… 2… 1… GO!
*run past teh NB, splashes fru teh Py stand, around teh JCH4K fowntain, an den back tu heer*
*klap klap* Yaaaay! Goes Weezul! Run run run run run!
Well dun, Weesul nummer 6 – yu is teh weiner! Nao fur yur pryze, ai has tihs berry nyce collolar fur yu tu ware… aww shucks, yu can awl has gnu collolars tu ware!
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* slips remote control intu pocket wib a kwikness *
No colololollars! *wrigglewrigglewriggleskwirmbitechewclawskratchchewbitewrigglewriggle*
An we nawt weiners!!!!!!!!! Nun uv uz!
Nao, nao, plz tu nawt be wriggloling, chewing oar scratching yur gnu collolars; dey is berry berry senseeteeve. Yu nawt want tu set dem awf, nao du yu?
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Otay, nummer 6 – plz tu cum ober heer. As teh weiner ob the rayce, yu gets tu decide onna roote fur teh real rayce at teh consert…
*chewbiteclawwriggulbitechew*
*litebulb goes awf obber heds*
*start chewing eech uvvers cololololollors awf*
* hedbats teh weesuls AGEN *
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HAY! Stawp dat! Donut maek me pressy teh button!
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Err, nummer 2… wat deed ai juss sai?
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Otay, yu asked fur eet! * BZZZZZZZZ *
*Mai colololololor gews awf tew!* KZZZZZT!!! Ack! X_x;
*Thud… sizzle sizzle* …aifink yew has da freakwencees awf jes a itteh bitteh bit…. jes a guess doh…
*Tayle gews “WOOF!” an lites awn fyre* …is Tanks-gibbing awlreddee? Awroo?
*lawtz uv weesuls skweeeeeeeeee nawt-happileh*
*weesuls keep bitechewclawgnawwriggulwriggul*
*wun weesul eggskapes frim colololollor an sneeks tuwards GP wif it*
Er, teh weesuls ohai-jacked mai pewter…
prysm! grab taht weesul wib a kwikness!
What weesul?
teh won wib teh shock collolar in eets paw adn a ebil lukk awn eets fais adn a bottlol ob tartare sos!
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Nummer 2, NUMMER 2! Noooooo!
**trys tu shake Din awake** Halp, GP in dangur!
Chayse shayse chayses da weezlol arownd* Ai gots it! Ai gots it!
Hah! Yu finks yu duz!
*oozes fru fingurs lyk, er, a looong skwirmy furreh fing, duz summer-salt fru Din’s legs an comes up runnin in GP’s direkshun*
Sowree, GP, cannawt helping yu, iz tiem fur me tu go getting sum suppers nao. Gud luk wif teh weesuls, tho. Kthxbaifurnao!
Ok, ok.
*hugs GP*
*secretly snaps on harness at teh same time*
ahem… ai arr NAWT a Horse Doover!
Ohai GP an LCB. ^-^ Hao yew be? Nyce harness, tew. Ai has mai cawlar awn maisalf *Shows yew mai collar* Is kewl, aifinksew, but urs be much kewler, becawse it be much biggur!
ohai, DF dat issa berry berry nyce collar… whut dus tihs button du?
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* presses button adn shocks Din Fleetpaw *
Wai tank yew! ^-^ Ai likes it tew! …WAYT!!
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*KZZZZZT!* X_x; Ack! *Thud! …sizzle sizzle…* Dat’s… da barbecue button… do nawt want! *twitch twitch*
**shouts owt too late** Don do it man!! **sniffs air** Mmmm, duz ai smells bbq?
eep! sry, DF. ai spose skwirrlgrrl gabe yu dat, rite?
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Welcum tu teh lief ob a Flunkee!
Nope! Ai wares it maisalf. ^-^ *Wag wag* Sumtimes ai be moar goggeh dan woofeh… An Ohai KerryKatz! Hay, yew smells sumfin gewd tew?
Oh hai, Din! Um, wel, aifot it smells gud, nau nawt shoor, nawt wants tu nom frend…dat shoor smells da gud doh. Mebbe da woof part shud outway da goggie part win it coms to da collar…mus watch owt for yursalf, mai fren!! Da smellz ub bbq hard tu resist! **tuks bbq soss away, fur now**
But… but… but… Ai is not a noms! *Tries tew dust awf da barbehcue, but onlee maykes it wurse* Awroo? Aww, is gewd dat yew dun wanna eet meh… wayte… wat yoo is doin wif dad bottol ob BBQ source? *Suspischus woof is suspischus*
**sneeky kitteh iz sneeky** Wat yu sayin? Ai nawt sees noa bbq soss!! **luks hurt, hides soss at same time**
*Cureeous woof is cureeous* Den wat be dat dere, sneeky kitteh? Hmm? =P
**sneeky kitteh finks fur a moment** Wat? Dis? Ai jes holdin it fur mai fren, it nawt mine, ai sware! **throws bbq soss to side, making mental note ub ware it lands**
Oh! Okay. ^-^ Ai nose wat yew meen. *Obliveeous woof is obliveeous* Is nyce tew halp yer friends lyke dat, tew howld BBQ source an stuff. =P
**tries to wissel, nawt kin wissel** Awn nu thred, dey be lukin fur a bartender!!
*comes in late after teh commoot home*
WUT has bin goin on here?
GP! U duz not shock my GoFur!!
*takes hiz remote away and sticks in pokket*
Now u just fink abowt wut u has done.
Ai nawt knowing whevver tu splort atta cyoot kitteh oar lol histeriklee until ai haz a ded oar skweeeeeee coz teh kitteh reminding me uv mai Trick (otay, ebryfing reminding me uv mai Trick)!!!!!
Oh hai, {{prysma-kitteh}} Yu shur lubs da Trick! Duz yu hab nikname fur him? Ai has niknames fur sum ub mai kittehs.
Ai tellz yu a sekret: ai slitelee obsessd wif mai kittehs. But du nawt tell.
Ebryfing reminding me uv Trick coz Trick gets intu such an amazing ranj uv mischifs, it bogguls teh mind, trooly! Loki got owlder an slowd daon, an teh yooniberse gabe me annuder insayne kitteh wif too much energees an cyooreeositees an cleberness! 
Hims full name be Trick-or-Treat. Him gets cawled “ay-lee-un” a lot, coz him so often akt weerd an haz such fassinashun wif teknologees. Sumtiems “dingbat”. Uvver stuff just genral, lyk noosance an stuff. Angel be teh Lioness an Loki be His Highness.
Prysma-kitteh, ai haz a fren hoo beleevs kittehs r ay-lee-uns from spayce. She sais hao can kittehs knoes and do wut dey do ovverwise? Ai obssessd wif mai kittehs too! But doan tellz ennywun eever! {{{{{prysma-kitteh}}}}}
Him reeeeelly making me wunder, sumtiems, when him sitz an lissenz tu us, lyk mebbe him sending report tu muvver ship or sumfing… oar when him figgers out fings that awl ai can du iz shaking hed…
Ai red sumwair that kittehs defai teh yoosooal gidelines fur brayn-tu-boddy-size-ratio an intellijunce… they much smartur than they shud be being.
Ai keeps yur sekrit. Can nawt have teh hole wurld knowing tese fings! {{{{{{KCT}}}}}
I think kitteh whiskerz b deh antennaz fur deh kummunikating wif deh muzzer ship.
{{prysma-kitteh}} Secret iz mai speshul boi, he wuz born in mai howse, he now bout 4 yrs old. Ai wishes dat he culd tawk. He luks at meh like him hav sumfin tu say, or he reech up nd tap meh, den luk at meh wif his big yellow eyes.
Ai iz shur tehy wunnering whai we cannawt unnerstand them az well az they can unnerstand us! {{{kerrykatz4}}}
Mai poor Missy B yoosed to seem to unnerstand a lawt but ai wished she cud tawk. Inky kitteh, he seems to unnerstand moar den ai gibs him credit for. Dey sai dat kittehs hev at LEEST teh intelly gents of a 2 yeer old but ai finks it is moar!
**beckons Prysma nd KCT intu corner, wispurrs softly** Sumtimes ai seems tu noes wat he wants….
**raises voice to normal level** We hav to spell T R E A T, an Secret still gits da big saucer eyes nd goes to da treet drawer, ebben if ai iz tellin husbin dat he needs tu go buy moar treets.
Aifink iz much moar tahn a 2-yeer-old.
Mine having a prettee gud vokabularee, an aifink them awl duz.
An ai KNOW Loki sumtiems stares ryte in mai eyes, oar mai bf’s, an suddenlee we finking uv somefing owt uv teh bloo that it turns owt him wanting… But ai nawt tell ennywun but yu, KCT an KK4, coz it sounding weerd, so ai just shispurs it tu yu, an iz awl….
Datz zaktlee wut ai meens!
**whispers tu Prysma nd KCT** Ai also obssessd wif mai kittehs. Oldest one is named Ripper, ai calls him Ripperton nd Rippertooners, Den Mommy (black kitteh #1) is really named Sophia, butz we callz her Mommy, cuz she Secret’s mommy. Secret is blak kitteh #2. Ai name him Secret cuz nawt sposed to hab him frum da landlord. He mai baby boy, ai callz him Secret sauce, Secret saucer, Secret sauceroos. Baby (black cat #3) we callz him Baby boy boy boy, Bubby ai calls Bubbyboy-Bubbys, and Fehta ai calls Fehta moo. Wen ai wurkin, ai hab moar pikshurs ub mai kittehs awn mai desk den mai kids….Ai lubs mai kittehs!
Ai nawt having teh hyoomin kynd uv kids, ai lyks teh furry wuns bedder.
Ai having tu lissen tu peeps wif tehir storees abowt thems hyoomin kids, them having tu lissen tu mai storees abowt mai furkids. STN. 
Sownds lyk kwite a household. Lawtsa black kittehs! At leest if landlord seeing Secret, can telling him it waz wun uv teh uvvers!
{{{kerrykatz4}}} Ai haz free behbeh kittehs and wun ai nawt supposed to hev but Sooty is awl blak and Inky is awl blak but haz wite ascot and wite bikini panties. Ennywun hoo asks, ai tells dem it sayme kitteh. Rly! But den mai naybor has 3 or 4 so ai doan wurry too mush caws landlord knoe abowt dem!
Great Pic!!! Congrats to the submitter!!!!
Congrats to teh kitteh, too!
And teh pumpkin!
Wow, tuxie gots sum laaaawwwwnnnnggg whiskurs!
Gorgeously lawwwwnnnnggg whiskurs, rhsb! Luvs dose kind!
LOL!!!!1 I LOVE IT!!!!!!!!I wish my comp wernt borkt or I wud favz it!!!!!!!!!!!!!!u r assim!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!itz exelent!!!!!!gud job!!!!!!!u dezurv a cheezburger!no 2 cheezburgerz!!!!!LOTS ob cheezburgerz 4 ebery 1!!!!!!!!!!cheezburgerz 4 all!!!(exept DOOMbudgies,Guitar_man,an teh rest ob teh meenie ppl who inhabit ICanHasCheezburger,an teh whole copycat brigade!!!) tonz ob den!!!no,milliunz ob cheezburgerz!!!!!!!cheezburgerz dat raen frum teh sky!!!!!!!!!!!:-)
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:-> =3 :3 yay yay yay yay yay!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!cheez en burgerz en bred 4 eberybody!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Tank yoo! Ai dint doo much to mak it. AI nevar thought it wood mak it awn teh front page!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ( mah comp iz brok. Ai was repliing too your communt wen it just went poof!)
soo kute ^_^
luv teh wylde wiskers
dat so cute