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Congrats RD, u leed teh brayde!
hee-haw…. dere…. I brayde
U beez a dawnkee nao? I thot dat wuz kafleenz?
Ohai, elfi! Hao ar yoo doing?
Ohai Gremlin!!
I’s doing okeh. 
Elfie! Hai!! we’ve bin missing yoo! Dont’ furget to come to teh beeg burfday partee fur Mary O’Spockn tomorrow. (announcemint awn teh next pickchoor!)
Hao is KB? And hao is teh liddel wun growin insyd owr Elfi?
Oh, Elfi. I just went and read your blog. {{Elfi}}
Lots of hugs from your orinj pal, Gremlin.
ohai, elfi, i reeded yor blog {{{{{elfi}}}}} haz sum fings i wishes i culd tell yoo, but feelz like i nots to be knoing yoo well enuff to butt in *circles toe in dirt*
{{{{{elfi}}}}}
is okeh. I is focusin’ on teh KB lately. I went to a HABIT meeting (Human-Animal Bond In Tennessee) and I sent in paperwork and dues to get KB evaluated to be a therapy animal!!
I’m very excited, and I’m soooo glad they have a program for therapy animals here. KB’s new vet says he’d be a GREAT Habit animal!
And the folks at the meeting said that the big hurdle for cats is that they don’t like car rides, and they get all stiff and cranky when they’ve just been in the car, so they don’t want to be evaluated or petted or anything. So if you hav ea cat taht “doesn’t mind the car trip” then, they say, “that’s half the battle.” Well, KB *LOVES* car trips and will happily jump into the car ANYTIME to go for a ride.
So I’m really very excited about that. If KB gets a Job visiting people (and he’d even be good with “active groups”, such as schools or an adult day-care situation) … then it’ll get me out of the house too.
In the meantime, I have a bunch of blood tests tomorrow at the doctor’s office (trying to see if there are any obvious WHY’s) and I’m going to UTK to tour the college by following another student around (instead of the lamez0r freshman tour I took which sucked.)
These are both very positive things, and I’m looking forward to them. 
I even bought myself a skirt and blouse to wear, since I don’t have a lot of clothes with me (all my nice stuff is packed int he PODS container still.)
We’ve got our house rented out to some nice folks in Tulsa. I’m offering them a 10% cash-back incentive if they want to buy the house after leasing it for a year. This cuts down on the amount of rent we can use (I’m putting 10% aside in a savings account for them each month) …but it still gives us some cash flow, which is really good.
by the way, Nothing in the WORLD would make me happier than to be able to send holiday cards to all of KB’s cheezfrenz … with a picture of him in a new snazzy red HABIT bandanna.
I am SURE he’ll do fine in his evaluation, but of course there’s always the chance he’ll decide to do something weird. Like pee on the trainer or something equally naughty.
In the meantime, I’m taking him out to all kinds of places, insisting that he wear his little backpack and new pretty harness (that doesn’t ride up underneath the backpack)…. He’s been VERY accommodating about it all. I wrote the HABIT people a long letter and told them it’s been my dream ever since I first realized what a SWEET cat he is… to get him into a therapy situation. I’m so hopeful that they’ll schedule an evaluation soon.
Ohai, Elfi. Thanks for teh updayt. I wuz wurreed I mayd yoo sad. *hangs hed, rubs toe in durt, luks away*
Yor KB sownds lyke a wunnerful choyce for teh therapee annymal. He has a speshul purpose, ifinkso. His storeh is wun uv a meerakul – wun that kan keep on giving to uthers. If he gits teh posishun, will yoo plz tayk a pikshor an post it wher we kin see it? We wuld luv it! It wuld giv peepuls a happeh.
Gud luk with yor tour an yor meddykal tests. {{hugs to elfi and KB}}
iz okeh, gremlin. I has a sad on and off still. Nuffin’ rong wif dat. I tryin’ to be teh aktivated and be useful Elfi. Dat wy I bin payin’ tenshin to teh KBtrawn …
KB ar indeed teh wunnerful kitteh, him ar varee frenlee, him tryz to bryng hoam lotsa noo peepul him meets. Him went wif meh to londrymat, sat on sum guy’s lap haff teh tiem. Den Husbin arrivd in a seprit kar, an me an’ KB walkd out to meet him… KB wuz laik OMG IZ DADDEH IN DAT KAR!!!! **jump froo opin windo into kar, RUB HED ON DADDEH**
awl mah kitiz ar teh win, but… KB has teh epik win.
ohai, elfi, iz gud to heer yoo haz teh intresting fings to do an be pozitib abowt. taht helps alot. yor KB sownds like teh sweetst kitteh evar!! i’z shur if he gets himz therapist lisence him will do so much gud for teh peeplez he vizits! (in lolspeek duznt mattter if i don’t know how to be spelling “lisense”
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gud luk wif yor tests, hop tehy get dis figyured owt sumtime. many advanses are being made, an i beleeve taht if yoo duz teh most taht yoo kan an keeps a open mind an hart, paths open up an ansers com, sumtimes not wut we eggspekt but tehy do come. {{{{{elfi}}}}}
(gets a smile finking ob KB werin a liddle bakpak *splort* )
congareelyashunz! heer iz a korus ub villidj peep kittehs n saylur klotheeng, seenging ‘”in da naby” an dansyng awn a boat!
Pweeze to nawt rock teh boat!!1!! DO NOT WANT to fall off!
Oh, and welkum MarquiseFelinette! Ai dunt remembur meeting u before!
*holds out little feeler to shake hands/paws*
ohai upfi! iz bery nyce 2 meat yu! *eggstenz smawl stripey paw*
ai iz sumwut nu heer n cheezlan, butT ai lieks itT bery mush!
In dat caise, Ohai tu yu MarquiseFelinette!!! Naice tu hav a membur ov teh Fronsch nobullity joinin us!!! Welcome, Bienvenue, Welkom, Härtzlich willkommen etc. OHAI!!!!!
beaucoops da mercis, Africat! hao grashus ub u! *adjustss diamin teara, lifs fanceegoun an kurtsees* ai hoaps u wil bizit mai gran cateau dat oberluks da sen riber! weE can haz pettyfors an champy-ayne!
Y not
Do, or do not, there is no Y
*heddesk* – RD, hao u fink ob dese fings? U hab a fas-finkin’ mind. Yoda, dunkees, adn Billaj Peepl???
Q,R,S,T,U,V,W,X,Z…yep, you’re right!
Nice!!! Nao let’s do teh conga, shall we?
Ai haz tiem fur a kwick dans an coffee b4 Ai conga off 2 teh shop!
I’d luv/laff to C u conga down a Lundun road to teh shop! And then awl teh way back wif ur payper! Here, have sum German krismas cookies. Ai has been baking 4 types on teh weekend. *hands annipuss and rodney dill sum sordid cookies/biskits*
Whye I bi left owt of teh cewkie partee? :<
Ai’m sur wii kan sneeekee up adn snitch sum kookees 2.
*gets a silver plate full of cewkies 4 Karen so she dunt has to sneekeee up*
Oh, ai iz SO sorry, ai din’t see u!
*gibs Jessicat a big golden playte full of mai best krismass cookies: vanilla moons, aniseed biskits, butter cookies wif rum-flavored icing, cinnanomomom hearts*
Wow- dose sound delishus!! *luks hopefully at upfi*
Not verry pashunt- steels cookie frum Jessicat and runsawaifast…
Sawry, luvscatsva, dint meen to leave u out. Or any ovver cheezpeeps! But ai is at wurks and nawt reely suppawsed to play here, so ai only sneeks in nao and den and dat’s why so menny cheezpeeps dint get cookies. But I’ve brought 2 fresh trays. CLONK *plonks trays on daintee coffee table and puts out mugs and coffee cups for tea and cawfee.
HEAR YE, AWL CHEEZPEEPS!! LURKERS! TROLLS! Here be cookies 4 U!!!!
*Upfi crawls quickly in corner to avoid teh stampede*
laet to partee… steels cookkee crumblies.
hmmm. luks at crumbs, scattered trayz, kawfee mugs wif brown stains in bottom,.
hmmm.
wut to do, wut to do?
*rummij rummij rummij*
*puts awn lab coat*
*mix mix mix*
*bake bake bake*
*boil boil boil*
ok.
hot loaf of banananananan bred.
fresh pot of tee.
commandgetit!
Yum! juss wat Ai need.
Ai’m heer! Thanks! Yum!
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Leefing fur teh airport in 2 1/2 hrs – nawt finished pakking yet! Not taim to fix brekfast!
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Nom sip sip nom nom sip sip sip nom nom sip sip* Ahhhh!
Iz jes me, oar shud sordid cookeez be conc…conns…eated in de NB?
Wow, de YMCA haz a mush beeger pool dan ai wud hav thawt!
Yah, but dey has to kleenz it a lawt.
That’s great!!!!!
Luks liek Moby is having a whale ov a tiem.
Moebius Dick has no beginning or end.
‘cept he’s reversed when u sees him nex tiem.
I iz divin fur purrls…
nao i haz battuling earworms… ymca adn in da navy. aaaahhhh!!!!!!1!!!
Oh hear! Dat must be hurtin in ur braynz …
*does the ymca dance*
Fankoo Gremlin.
lolcats, lolwales… dis iz ekwal oppurtunity lolz!
oops, wuz reply to distingwished senator from AridZona. aslo, dis iz not me, iz sumwun else.
What’s MCA stand for?
O sry bout mai gramatikl errorz i meen wats mca stand 4
that’s a vista sample pic!
ooh, kitteh kitteh – dose luky lolcatz, dehy get der hoover krafts fer drivin’ round der house. lokz lik dey r guna sell diffent brands lik da real carz, and giv dem fancy itilian namz.