Comments on: Nobody gets in to see the wizard!

By: mary

mary — Sun, 10 May 2009 19:59:05 +0000

quote/reference fail
its “not nobody not nohow!”

By: aubyqt16

aubyqt16 — Sat, 29 Nov 2008 15:20:08 +0000

hey dude this is the funniest thing i have ever seen u have to make more this hilarious!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

By: dylan

dylan — Mon, 24 Nov 2008 03:13:13 +0000

wtf
waht languag is tihs?

By: Spinderfly

Spinderfly — Fri, 21 Nov 2008 20:47:06 +0000

wy u nawt leev lettar? :’C

zylofones
partment
lolbunnys
a…

By: Kitwriter

Kitwriter — Fri, 21 Nov 2008 11:58:28 +0000

Oooo, you are correct, sah!

By: catalogical humor

catalogical humor — Thu, 20 Nov 2008 20:31:04 +0000

yes, i thots this kitteh looks moar like a sertain French knight in a cassel !!!

By: Bimmy

Bimmy — Thu, 20 Nov 2008 15:27:15 +0000

I doeznt wanna talk wit yu no moar, yu sonz of a silly persns!

By: Celanthas of Silvermoon

Celanthas of Silvermoon — Thu, 20 Nov 2008 14:51:28 +0000

I can has misquote?

Iz still funny.

By: uniquekitty

uniquekitty — Thu, 20 Nov 2008 14:40:18 +0000

ohai JCH4K! ai did nawt no yer Mom wuz a horeswoman! naow ai haz a big happee taht she iz dere tew help teh nitewatchman welcome Max. ai am shure she will lub him – he wuz a wunnermuss fren, adn he will be happee tew gib her a ride weneber she lieks!! iz bery eazee tew beleeve teh storee iz troo! it mayd mii feel bedder wen ai read it, tew tink dat sumwun wuld tayk gud care uv him til ai see him again {{{JCH4K}}}
darndeseleekyaies…

By: uniquekitty

uniquekitty — Thu, 20 Nov 2008 14:29:20 +0000

oh, thank you cweenmj!! ai wuz tinking ai’d be spending awl dai seerching fru dis site fur teh otter parts uv teh nitewatchman storee – dis is teh AWESUM!!!!
{{{{{{{{{{cweenmj}}}}}}}}}}

By: fourlegsandfur

fourlegsandfur — Thu, 20 Nov 2008 13:53:40 +0000

beeoooteemous storee cweenmj.

By: odog1999

odog1999 — Thu, 20 Nov 2008 13:20:26 +0000

“allo, ooo eeez eet?”

“It is King Arthur, an dese r my knights of teh round tablol”

By: rodney dill

rodney dill — Thu, 20 Nov 2008 11:10:46 +0000

Whack-A-Mole

By: zippee!!!

zippee!!! — Thu, 20 Nov 2008 10:10:47 +0000

NE buddy no whut happenet 2 miss Kafleen teh Dawn-key? She useta “snerk” alot–and sheez got sume rlly awesume hooves!

By: zippee!!!

zippee!!! — Thu, 20 Nov 2008 10:06:03 +0000

know ai mist it, ware wuz it?

By: Mr_Kitteh

Mr_Kitteh — Thu, 20 Nov 2008 08:50:15 +0000

hahaha dis wun is grate ! ai dids wun wif dis piktur (luk at my lolz pweeese) wif da captshun

“Ohai MTV, Welcome tu ma crib”

Not as funny doh

By: pepe

pepe — Thu, 20 Nov 2008 07:39:06 +0000

yur mother waz a hamstah, and yur father smelt of elderberries!

By: AfriCat

AfriCat — Thu, 20 Nov 2008 07:29:35 +0000

dere bee crockigators in teh hawttub????? O teh huje manatee!!!!!

By: JanetCanHas4Kittes

JanetCanHas4Kittes — Thu, 20 Nov 2008 07:20:26 +0000

Mai aies ar verree leekee too! Ai haz a pikchoor ov mai Mom wehn she wuz aout 20 luking byootiful in hur riding pants an boots. *sniff*
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An Uniquekitteh – ai am SOOO sorry to heer about yur Max. Mai aies ar just leeking awl OVER teh place heer! So very hard to lose a beloved companyun ov so menee yers.
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But let us believe that cweenmj’s storees ar TROO!! And that that iz hao it reelee cud bee! An wai nawt? Then teh lost wun iz just goan fur a liddle wile.

By: kitteh2jewel

kitteh2jewel — Thu, 20 Nov 2008 06:02:17 +0000

give him two lips like leaves on a clover
and tell him that his lonely nights are over
mr sandmannnnnn

By: Cimbacat

Cimbacat — Thu, 20 Nov 2008 06:01:35 +0000

QQ (no pew pew)
Rockee road izkreem, melted
Snuff, used
Turds, nawt knoaw where dey kum frum
…

By: kerrykatz4

kerrykatz4 — Thu, 20 Nov 2008 05:44:27 +0000

Yu rocks, DF, no qweshuns askeded, jest want mai buks bak…or, a financial equivilant…dat iz onlee fare…ai nawt ebben noe dis girl, iz jes babbeh mamma fren ub husbin…NAWT hapeeh. **luks at reward poster fur mai buks** Do watcha gotta du, ai asks no qwestions**

By: Din Fleetpaw

Din Fleetpaw — Thu, 20 Nov 2008 05:30:32 +0000

Hehe Ai can be a Dawg! Tew doo da bowntee huntin an da buk-gettin. ^-^ …jes no rodant-katchin, aifink *snerk* GP wudden lyke it tew much…
Unless… it was a buk-steelin’ rodant! Den da hedbats will continyoo until ai gets da buk!

By: kerrykatz4

kerrykatz4 — Thu, 20 Nov 2008 05:26:46 +0000

{{DF}} Yoo da sekurity…nawt tu tells da rodints dat ai inbolbs yu in dis!!!! Yu bee like mai own Dawg, da bountee hunter…wattever it takes…**luks around** dat aint rite!!

By: West River rat

West River rat — Thu, 20 Nov 2008 05:11:02 +0000

Iz teh nancy sinatras…These boots was made for walkin

By: cweenmj

cweenmj — Thu, 20 Nov 2008 05:03:33 +0000

Ur wish iz mai command. U kin seeing awl deh storeez at
http://www.cweenmj.wordpress.com/poems-stuff/the-nite-watchman/

By: carosue

carosue — Thu, 20 Nov 2008 05:02:19 +0000

I red dis as NooNez brains an I thot…Who iz NooNez? How glad he iz dat DK not want to eet his branes!

By: Phillipe d'Beaker

Phillipe d'Beaker — Thu, 20 Nov 2008 04:33:05 +0000

wow.
just wow.
thnx.

By: tabbehkitteh

tabbehkitteh — Thu, 20 Nov 2008 04:32:37 +0000

Dat wuz un amayzing adn beyootimus storee, mai cween! Ai cud reely see teh hoal seene liek it wuz a mooobie, a bery wunnermus moobie. Teh imagez linger in mai thots. Mai aiz had a leeking tu. Fank yu sew bery muchly.

By: sweetpea

sweetpea — Thu, 20 Nov 2008 04:26:29 +0000

*wipes widdle tear wif tendrils*
you writings da bestest storees.

By: Draconic Kitteh

Draconic Kitteh — Thu, 20 Nov 2008 04:24:55 +0000

*passes tisshoos*

By: Din Fleetpaw

Din Fleetpaw — Thu, 20 Nov 2008 04:24:38 +0000

Is lyke mai howlin, aifinksew. ^-^ Jes happens natchurallee, wif no pro-vow-king. ^-^
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Purrhaps ai can grab da buks reallee-fast-lyke wile yew hoald bak da angree, ebil buk-steeler, an den yew yewse da fyre-bref tew finnish dem awf? ^-^ Cud werk?

By: kerrykatz4

kerrykatz4 — Thu, 20 Nov 2008 04:22:43 +0000

**Luks sternly at DK** Nawt to toast mai buks!!! But, iz okay tu toast da buk theef…but NAWT want buks toasted!!! **Turns tu DF** Pleez tu nawt nom da enz ub buks to make dem dawg eered…**once agin posts hefty reward, dis time saying dat buks tu be returned in gud condition, wat yu do wif buk theef, no qwestions askted**

By: kitsunerina

kitsunerina — Thu, 20 Nov 2008 04:22:13 +0000

yep…
pass em over… afore ai give maiself too blak eyes.

By: tabbehkitteh

tabbehkitteh — Thu, 20 Nov 2008 04:20:07 +0000

Hangz in dere, kitsunerina! Stoodent teeching iz nawt eezee, and iz hard 2 hab teh stooopyvisers allwayz wochin wut yu dew. Ai nebber thot tehy cud run a klass eeder. It duz det eezier wen yu can haz yor own klass.

Ize a teecher (15+ yeerz nao, lordee!) adn ai still findz kuntroling a klass kin bee berry chanhel –challenj — hard. Adn dere R kidz whu seam 2 cum strate frum Basement Cat! Wun yeer, ai calleded dem (nawt 2 dem, just 2 maiself) mai FFA — mai Fewtur Felons ub America. Wii awl surbibed teh furst grade toogedder. Tehy tot mee a lot! Teh fun fing abowt teeching iz taht yu allwayz get 2 bee lerning.

By: nicewitch

nicewitch — Thu, 20 Nov 2008 04:15:42 +0000

Dis wus teh nawt-sekund nite watchman storee dat ai reeds, adn twuz toadly, toadly byootimuss. Ai 2 wud liek reedins moar inna wun plays. Is possumbl tu dooing teh surch an findin tehm dat wai?

{{{{{{{uniquekitty}}}}}}} Mai thots r wif yu – Max wuz beri blesst tu has yu fur hims fambly. He iz so hamsum, runnin der in teh moonliet!

{{{{{{{cweenmj}}}}}}} U r teh amaysinkest purrson, adn wi r AWL blesst dat ur hart iz ob such a bignis tu reech awl teh wae rownd teh wholol wurrld tu awl ob uss.

**Pls, stoopy WP, tu b puttn dis inna rite plays fur wuns!**

By: Draconic Kitteh

Draconic Kitteh — Thu, 20 Nov 2008 04:06:22 +0000

I’z a dragon…whut can ai say? ai nawt noez hao ai breethez fyer…..ai just duz…..

haoevur, dis may be a problum when wii getz neer teh buks…ai nawt wanting tew set teh buks awn fyre….

By: Din Fleetpaw

Din Fleetpaw — Thu, 20 Nov 2008 04:03:25 +0000

*HOWL* Awroooooo!!! … *Duks frum da flaymes* Eeep! … Oooh yew gots tew teech me how tew breethe flaymes lyke dat!

By: kerrykatz4

kerrykatz4 — Thu, 20 Nov 2008 04:02:36 +0000

Go gits her, guys!!! DF, DK, nawt fare tu ask meh bout buuks den ai nise and loans dem tu her, bery much wif da word LOAN…ai nawt ebben noes ware she at, but, aifinks yu two kin sniff her owt and gits mai buuks bak. **posts hefty reward** Ai lubbed her buuks sew much dat culd nawt wait fur da paperbaks, and dose hardbacks, dey nawt cheep!! Plus dey such gud books, ai culd hab been reeding dem awl dis time dat ai owt ub wurk!! {{DF}} Aifinks ai need nudder drinkee nau….**sobs dramatically**

By: Draconic Kitteh

Draconic Kitteh — Thu, 20 Nov 2008 03:58:03 +0000

*breethez maor flames*
*roars*

By: jamamakitty

jamamakitty — Thu, 20 Nov 2008 03:56:45 +0000

roomba…………let’s go!!

By: kerrykatz4

kerrykatz4 — Thu, 20 Nov 2008 03:54:53 +0000

Hey, JK, ai noes we gettin close too 200 here, we kin tawlk on roomba one previous…K.Harrison haz awl buuks wif titles frum C.Eastwood moovies, “Dead Witch Walking” “Fist Full of Charms” “Outlaw Demon Wails” ***grumbles*** Ai cant bleve dat her jest takes dese buuks, ai tol her ai needed dem back dis was 7 months ago!!!! **pours drink, consoles self, still grumbles**

By: Draconic Kitteh

Draconic Kitteh — Thu, 20 Nov 2008 03:54:25 +0000

*starts breethin flames*

By: Din Fleetpaw

Din Fleetpaw — Thu, 20 Nov 2008 03:51:21 +0000

Agreed, a bewk-steelur is nawt gewd! *growls in yoonisun wif DK*

By: Draconic Kitteh

Draconic Kitteh — Thu, 20 Nov 2008 03:49:59 +0000

waet….a buk-steeler?

*growls*

By: jamamakitty

jamamakitty — Thu, 20 Nov 2008 03:49:15 +0000

KK4, ai will luk up the K harrison an see if ai haz red innyofem……. wen ai finks bout all teh buks ai gibbed away wen ai mobed……. but ai had way way toooo many……. ai hope dems all found gud reeders…

By: Draconic Kitteh

Draconic Kitteh — Thu, 20 Nov 2008 03:46:48 +0000

but sins ai has herd ob eet, ai wud nawt have ased teh kwestion..

By: kerrykatz4

kerrykatz4 — Thu, 20 Nov 2008 03:46:20 +0000

Jkitty, ai sew mads dat ai lent awl mai Kim Harrison buks out, her still nebber calls meh bak, husbin nawt comes round no moar…If ai ebber get dem back, ai kin mails tu yu. Ai hooked on dem, der should be new one coming out dis Winter. Aifinks ai had 6-7 books, iz a series, so really shuld start wif first one.
**growls at buuk borrowing wench dat nawt returns dem** Also, JR.Ward rocks, ai hab lawts ub dem. Ai lub her tu.

By: jamamakitty

jamamakitty — Thu, 20 Nov 2008 03:45:13 +0000

yew asked an ai wuz jus anticipatin teh nex kweschun………stn

By: Din Fleetpaw

Din Fleetpaw — Thu, 20 Nov 2008 03:44:40 +0000

Hehe Ai dew enjoi heerin new mewsik (wif mai big eers, ob coarse). Is awlwais gewd!