Nobody gets in to see the wizard!
Nobody gets in to see the wizard! Ain’t no way! Ain’t no how!
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But I has teh shoos!!
Oh sowry abowt wut’s in em.
*snerk*
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Wut kud it be?
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Applolsauce
Braynes
Cunfettee
D…
Dandruff
Ebil Residoo
Furballs
G…
Gumbo (ore Gumby)
Hamster leevins
I dun wanna noe wut that is..
J…
Jam (toe)
Kornflayks
Lolcat pics
Mousies
Nachos
Orinjes
Poyzon foar orinjes (in cayse nawt supplied)
QQ (no pew pew)
Rockee road izkreem, melted
Snuff, used
Turds, nawt knoaw where dey kum frum
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wy u nawt leev lettar? :’C
zylofones
partment
lolbunnys
a…
Dribbulz of gravee
Eeted fuds
Freshlee cot maus
BTW, conga ratz on top spot adn teh grate commint!!
fanks!
how is u doin DK?
Werking hard?
Don’t see u arownd as much latelee, speshully in teh day.
Doin O(D)K, fanks. Yoo? Ennee snow yet?
Ai has bin werkin berree hard, to maek up fur awl teh tyme ai has spended on ICHC! Shuld be a liddul bedder next week, aihoepso.
Didja see cweenmj’s storee abowt teh nite watchman greeting Max? *snif*
know ai mist it, ware wuz it?
Daug poop
Eggz, raw
Flipflop borked orf peese
Gelatinus sumfing
H…..
harblz
Insides of somthing furreh
Jellie been
Hawt dogs
Icee kreem
Kudzu
Lemmings
Mush
N….
Ooops! Forgot J
Joos, applol
Nuzzer jellee been
Old kibbul
P… waol, pee!
Q…
quite a lot of P!
really, too much P.
STAWP wif teh P! *whimpers*
Tainted pi?
Ubergud pi
Verree gud pi!
(BTW, this lol is so KYOOT!!!)
Lol! Ai fotted yoo sed “pi”!! Hoaw’s Thelma adn her “territory marking”?
*Luks around for wuds to knok on*
It seems to be gettin better.
All of it!
Gummi can akshully get within swatting distanse now, and duzznt always get swatted!
*delayed reackshun*
Tainted pi???
*snerk*
*squink*
*squink* back
I lubs u DK!
U can has teh first slice.
Oh ai cudn’t. Ai’s full ob frootcaek.
Yoo go rite ahed!
whut abaot meh?
Feel fwee to halp urself!
*taeks peese ov caek* sew….ees eet troo? whut yew sed erlier?
Queeeen’s favor?
Radishez?
Sum moar noms?
Too cheezburgers?
U….
Unikorns?
Vindaloo?
Worts??? *eewwww* *shock*
X…
Xtra barfs
Yellow snow
Zebra tales
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ohl….ai furgotz dat dere nawt beez ne moar letturz…..
hehheh…
NE buddy no whut happenet 2 miss Kafleen teh Dawn-key? She useta “snerk” alot–and sheez got sume rlly awesume hooves!
Congratchulayshuns awn teh nawt secund!
Nao datz a gard uv a diffrint kulur!
OMNerves! Y’all are borking mee up wif teh liszts an ebryfing…OZ joaks…two funnee! Kitteh/gard looks liek a gard of sebral kulurz. Gud won!
*beaming*
Fanks, exhoicat! Aiz abowt to go hoam frum werk — and yer commint jus maed meh smiling eben moar!
But I needs brayne!
noe, ai needz brane… it wuz eeted bai a dragen yesterdey… so sumbuddy splort soze ai kin steel, erm.. borrow, sum moar pleez!
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if ai onlee hadda brane..
ai kud
Alfabetize
Buy a big banana
Cause massiv mayhem
D…
I wud offer u sum ov mien, but deres nawt enuf foar mi.
Dekerate
Eet helthy fuds
Find bettur-payin job
Get PhD
Halp wif tek kids hoamwerk
Invent sumfin cool
J….
Juxapose phrases
Kindle a fire
Languages, awl ub dem
Move da erth
Nawt beh stoopy
O….
Opun da pikkul jar
Pick up da dri kleenin awn tyme
Qwicklee finnish da kross-werds puzzul
Race chikkins! ^-^
See da wizzurd
T…
Divide pi by elebenty
Educate teh uneducable
Figger out teh Jumble puzzlol
G…
nuh uh…..ai nawt eet noonez braynez!!
naw- it wuz SMAUG… an himz nastee yeller breff…
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ai wudnt mind YU eeting mai branes… theyde be awl pretty an shinee then…
Poor brayne-eetin draggin wud starve awn wat I gots left.
Culd be blessin.
nuu….wy wud eet bee blessin tew has a pore dragon dye??
*snif*
i has a sad nao…
Nawt has a sad, DK, dis wuz from erlyer fing…
yes….but……b-but……….
wy wuld yew keel a dragon??????
U iz relayted tu Puffs?
puffs? yew meen liek teh tissue brand?
Puffs teh majik Dragon lives bai teh cee?
hmmmm….ai nawt noez ov him…….
Tissyewes be gewd frum Puffs tew. ^-^
Izza sawng bai Peter, Paul and Mary. Hoep WP nawt nom teh links
http://www.lyricsfreak.com/p/peter,+paul+&+mary/puff+magic+dragon_20107715.html
ai nawt notez dat eithurr…
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i2W0Y4qphqY
diz sawng makes mai aize leek.
sew therrefoar, yew needz teh puffs tissue?
yep…
pass em over… afore ai give maiself too blak eyes.
*passes tisshoos*
um… aks teh guize awn pete’s dragen..
ai wanted to find a video uv teh sawng, but ai kudn’t.
ile post teh lyricks tho.
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PS> iz mai name bloo yet?
but….wy wuld somone want tew keel a dragon liek meh?
PS: yes, eet iz…
ai dunno… mebbe teh same reezin teh greedee old man killed teh goose whu lade golden eggs- kuz he wanted to see teh insyde werkins.
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donut wurree- ill proteckt yu frum teh dragunslayers!
*shudders*
tanks…..{{{kitsunerina}}}
**plops in chare, sipees drink** Hay, ware WRr be tu sing meh a song?
Ohai, Ai was dropping the bebbeh crockigators awf inna hawttub @ teh NB. Teh heets wuz borked in teh haws.
what u wans tu heer.
Theres a kind of hush all ober the wurld tonight…
ai noez dat sawng!
U keep saying u got sommat 4 me….
Dat wun….ai nawt tinks dat ai noez…
Iz teh nancy sinatras…These boots was made for walkin
Oh, nise, or Pleez relees meh..ai reddy wif xtra chare nd shotz!
Bebbeh crockigators? In da hawttub? Dat cud be a porbalam! We dun wants dem tew gets tew hawt. =P
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Hmm… annee sawng in partickoolar? Ai can halp, possablee
Ai setted teh temptur to crockigator snorgly.
Hoa bowt It’s all obber now, bebbeh bloo by Leon Russell? **kicks bak in chare, wundring if WRr kin play it fur meh**
Ahh gewd! Crockigator snorgly be purrfickt fur dem. ^-^
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Hmm… ai dun nose dat sawng, sadlee. But aifink dat it will be a gewd won. *Sits an listuns*
Ai noes this one.
I’m up on the tightwire
one side’s ice and one is fire
its a circus game with you and me
I’m up on the tightrope
one side’s hate and one is hope
but the tophat on my head is all you see
And the wire seems to be
the only place for me
a comedy of errors
and I’m falling…
{{Din F}} Ai nawt noes if on der, but you kin go tu youtube an type in Leon Russel, Joe Cocker…gud stuff fur bartender tu noes bout!!
ohai KK4…………. hows ebbryfing?? ai hazznt tawked wif you inawyle…. mai kitteh gots her furminator tewdai an iz jus purrin an purrin!!!
furminator?
{{{WRr}}} Dat will do meh jes fine!! Nao ai feels da hapee hapees!! Lubs mai Leon, ai tells yu! **clinkee glasses, buys drinkees fur da haus** Dat made mai nite! **pulls owt old album collecshun to show WRr, dansis wildly in hapeeness**
Oh hai, Jamamakitty!! I habent been awn too much las few daze. We had robber come thru da hood tonite…aifinks awn en ub dis thred, or da one before da roomba kitteh. How yu liking dat book?
furminator = fur eliminator = brush/comb
oh KK4, 1st book done……….. on book #2
four ob dem total………. iz pritty gud akshully
Jamamakitty, duz dis mek noises on da vacuum? Mai Secret lubs tu be brushed, but he pretty squirlly wen cums tu noises.
oh…….
book? whar? whut book??
not ‘lectric………… just hold in hand an brush/comb
oh luk, ai hazza nudder kitteh!!!
Oh! Ai do nose him, oar at leest sum ob his sawngs, at leest. Mai moosik is a lawt ob newur stuff, oar stuff dat be kinda klassick rawk, oar stuff dat nawt be tew sing-a-bull. ^-^; {{Kerrykatz4}} Tank yew fur da nayme ob da moosishun. Ai will hab tew lurn moar frum him.
book = twilight = vampires in Forks, washington
{{DinF}} Dis, yu gonna lub, aiswares!!
Naow sum Irish folkes sawngs
Under ary mountain down the rushing glen
we doan go hunting for fear of littlol men.
ai did nawt need teh xplanayshun….ai knowz whyt twilight eez…..altho ai nebbur red eet yet….
Hehe Ai dew enjoi heerin new mewsik (wif mai big eers, ob coarse). Is awlwais gewd!
yew asked an ai wuz jus anticipatin teh nex kweschun………stn
Jkitty, ai sew mads dat ai lent awl mai Kim Harrison buks out, her still nebber calls meh bak, husbin nawt comes round no moar…If ai ebber get dem back, ai kin mails tu yu. Ai hooked on dem, der should be new one coming out dis Winter. Aifinks ai had 6-7 books, iz a series, so really shuld start wif first one.
**growls at buuk borrowing wench dat nawt returns dem** Also, JR.Ward rocks, ai hab lawts ub dem. Ai lub her tu.
but sins ai has herd ob eet, ai wud nawt have ased teh kwestion..
KK4, ai will luk up the K harrison an see if ai haz red innyofem……. wen ai finks bout all teh buks ai gibbed away wen ai mobed……. but ai had way way toooo many……. ai hope dems all found gud reeders…
waet….a buk-steeler?
*growls*
Agreed, a bewk-steelur is nawt gewd! *growls in yoonisun wif DK*
*starts breethin flames*
Hey, JK, ai noes we gettin close too 200 here, we kin tawlk on roomba one previous…K.Harrison haz awl buuks wif titles frum C.Eastwood moovies, “Dead Witch Walking” “Fist Full of Charms” “Outlaw Demon Wails” ***grumbles*** Ai cant bleve dat her jest takes dese buuks, ai tol her ai needed dem back dis was 7 months ago!!!! **pours drink, consoles self, still grumbles**
roomba…………let’s go!!
*breethez maor flames*
*roars*
Go gits her, guys!!! DF, DK, nawt fare tu ask meh bout buuks den ai nise and loans dem tu her, bery much wif da word LOAN…ai nawt ebben noes ware she at, but, aifinks yu two kin sniff her owt and gits mai buuks bak. **posts hefty reward** Ai lubbed her buuks sew much dat culd nawt wait fur da paperbaks, and dose hardbacks, dey nawt cheep!! Plus dey such gud books, ai culd hab been reeding dem awl dis time dat ai owt ub wurk!! {{DF}} Aifinks ai need nudder drinkee nau….**sobs dramatically**
*HOWL* Awroooooo!!! … *Duks frum da flaymes* Eeep! … Oooh yew gots tew teech me how tew breethe flaymes lyke dat!
I’z a dragon…whut can ai say? ai nawt noez hao ai breethez fyer…..ai just duz…..
haoevur, dis may be a problum when wii getz neer teh buks…ai nawt wanting tew set teh buks awn fyre….
**Luks sternly at DK** Nawt to toast mai buks!!! But, iz okay tu toast da buk theef…but NAWT want buks toasted!!! **Turns tu DF** Pleez tu nawt nom da enz ub buks to make dem dawg eered…**once agin posts hefty reward, dis time saying dat buks tu be returned in gud condition, wat yu do wif buk theef, no qwestions askted**
Is lyke mai howlin, aifinksew. ^-^ Jes happens natchurallee, wif no pro-vow-king. ^-^
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Purrhaps ai can grab da buks reallee-fast-lyke wile yew hoald bak da angree, ebil buk-steeler, an den yew yewse da fyre-bref tew finnish dem awf? ^-^ Cud werk?
{{DF}} Yoo da sekurity…nawt tu tells da rodints dat ai inbolbs yu in dis!!!! Yu bee like mai own Dawg, da bountee hunter…wattever it takes…**luks around** dat aint rite!!
Hehe Ai can be a Dawg! Tew doo da bowntee huntin an da buk-gettin. ^-^ …jes no rodant-katchin, aifink *snerk* GP wudden lyke it tew much…
Unless… it was a buk-steelin’ rodant! Den da hedbats will continyoo until ai gets da buk!
Yu rocks, DF, no qweshuns askeded, jest want mai buks bak…or, a financial equivilant…dat iz onlee fare…ai nawt ebben noe dis girl, iz jes babbeh mamma fren ub husbin…NAWT hapeeh. **luks at reward poster fur mai buks** Do watcha gotta du, ai asks no qwestions**
awww….tanks foar teh compleement….
{{kitsunerina}}
{{Draconic Kitteh}}
yu makes me laff (inna gud way)- soze ai returns teh faver.
moast ov awl ov dis maeks meh laff….
by teh wai, wen will yew get a bloo naem?
ai had wun wunce… an apparentlee WeirdPRetzel eeted it… ai go see iffn ai kin get it bak.
okaiz….ai can waet…
I red dis as NooNez brains an I thot…Who iz NooNez? How glad he iz dat DK not want to eet his branes!
FIRST!! *farced?*
let the floggins begin
*craks whip*
A-HA! U haddit!
I wuz luukin foar it the uthur dai….
Dis iz teh purplol suede wun. Wuzzit teh wun fur wich yew wuz luukin?
Dats nawt it.
I wuz luukin foar teh lether/fether wun.
Aifinkso Guinness Piggeh has it. Wif teh lezzer pants.
Aw man, nawt agin.
Dis sownz liek it mite be un daykorus . Maibe we nedez tu hed fur da nb ?
Ai wuz jus … um … givin HHNF what himz/hurz askded fur. *shrug*
Oh well, bak tew the poppees.
Poppeez, poppeez, poppeezzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
an then awl those nise yung mens in their kleen wite cotes will kum an take me away…
Ooooh…. BAKAYSHUN!
Ware do I sine up?
ai dunno… why do yu think ime still here?
Kitsunerina – U an I libs inna saym state. **waves westwerd**
rillee…
*goze to find teh cheezmap*
Nebber mynd. I was teh rong.
I got u cornfuzzled wif sumwun eles.
See, I tolded u I has no braynes!
iz okee.. bekuz ai kannot find teh map neways… ai get so losted, both in an owtside mai branes.
besides- yu is still mai nayber- kuz we is awl naybers in the grate werld uv cheezland.
Awwww……wat a sweet fing tew say!
{{{kitsunerina}}}
Nawt!! U haz niec braynes, they r just pikkloled rite naow.
Wif awl teh stuff I been hazzin tew deel wif inna last yeer an haf, my branes has become cheez – teh kind wif teh beeg holes innit.
Mebbe wun day, I gets bak to bein “mi” agin.
“I nawt crazee
I’m jes a littlol unwell
I know rite nao u can’t tell
But stay awhiel
An mebbe tehn u ssee
Hao I usta be”
Iz okay to bee teh crazee.
Ai iz teh crazee…
It keeps me frum being insane
No, rhsb, it wuz da poppies!!
Oh, please Mr. Sandman?
sumfink tells me ayze confused.
Psssst, iz Wizzerd ov Oz ref.
Ai nawt mremburz enny wipz, purplol oar levvur oar enny kined in da wizurd. maibe iz nu edishun?
Dreem meh a dreem, mek him da cutest, dat ai ebber seen…
give him two lips like leaves on a clover
and tell him that his lonely nights are over
mr sandmannnnnn
don’ut maek meh cawl teh flyin monkeyz awn yewz!!
dood…
flyin munkeys is soe old skool- nao we sikks cyber1stgraders awn them insted.
Dat…..eez skaree…..veree skaree……….8o
nrrg….mah smilies did nawt werk….yuze dis insted:
O.o
(iz : shock : wivvowt spaysez, I gen’ly gets it worng abowt haff teh thyme)
Yah – but o.O or O.o givz teh impreshun uv hazzin wun eyebrow raized.
Vewy twue.
sumtiemz ai duz eet liek eet sez, and teh smilie nawt shos up…
Like Scarlett.
Huh??
Gon wif teh wynd ref.
FTW
oh….
Butt teh flying munkees doan bork when U shut off teh circuit breekers.
Old skool may knawt be fancee, but id wurks.
WRr…dat wuz kool, cuz would onlee come on once a yeer on tv, den yu had time tu git da monkees owt ub head before it came awn agin!
Kitsurina, yu mus be teecher, yesh?
nawt rillee… ize a stoodent teecher an mai stooopyvisers sez ai duznt noe hao to kuntrol a klass- ai sez, well mister, luk in teh mirrer! see iffn yu kin do enee better!
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sorree- it wuz a ruff day today, an ai duznt has a punching bag. iz nawt mai stoodents fawlt that they is ebil- they wuz entransed bai teh cookees an needz the horns to hold there halos awn. altho ai duz get tired uv pikkin loose halos offa teh flor.
Hangz in dere, kitsunerina! Stoodent teeching iz nawt eezee, and iz hard 2 hab teh stooopyvisers allwayz wochin wut yu dew. Ai nebber thot tehy cud run a klass eeder. It duz det eezier wen yu can haz yor own klass.
Ize a teecher (15+ yeerz nao, lordee!) adn ai still findz kuntroling a klass kin bee berry chanhel –challenj — hard. Adn dere R kidz whu seam 2 cum strate frum Basement Cat! Wun yeer, ai calleded dem (nawt 2 dem, just 2 maiself) mai FFA — mai Fewtur Felons ub America. Wii awl surbibed teh furst grade toogedder. Tehy tot mee a lot! Teh fun fing abowt teeching iz taht yu allwayz get 2 bee lerning.
Iz mai middlol name.
* holdz up rat Unionz card*
Ai can seez teh wizzard naow?
Not nobody! Not no how!
Enneewun sede Dorfy arwond heer? nd toto too.?
mebbe so they is onna loldog?
Toto izza goggie after awl.
Iz dat an Afreekin or Europeean wizard?
Plz to goin away, oar ai shall taunting yew a sekkund tiem!!!!
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{{NB}}**Thinks ub taunting frum montee python, duz nawt say it here**
Call CSI at once!!
which wun Miami or lost wages?
I doeznt wanna talk wit yu no moar, yu sonz of a silly persns!
yes, i thots this kitteh looks moar like a sertain French knight in a cassel !!!
Strainj noyzez r beeing heerd, kumming frum deh Ty boo teek. It b deh Nite Watchman, rummijingz in deh bak ruum. Soon he kumz owt, staggering under deh wate uv a ginormouse bawkz. He settingz it in deh weellee barrow adn goingz bak into the Tybooteek. He kummingz owt wif a slitelee less ginormouse bawkz and puttingz it on deh furst wun. Den he wheelingz it down deh hill in deh moonlitez. Wen he reechez deh Princess Mu Medow he stopz adn sittingz down on deh Mildred Ast Mother’z Bench.
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Soon he iz joyned bai Mildred hersef. “I’m glad ur heer tunite,” he sez. “Dere b sumwun speshul I wanting u tu meet. Wait heer. He’ll b heer later”
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He standz up adn kawlz tu deh kittehz. Teh kittehz dat crossinged deh bridj tuday kum owt frum bhind deh treez and lowerz and bushez. He greetz eech wun wif pettingz adn tummy rubz. After karing fur awl deh kittehz, deh nite watchman kawlz owt, “Max! Max!”
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A byooteeful kwarter horse appearz in deh medow and trotz over tu deh nite watchman, hoo greetz him wif a gentlol pat and tow peenut budder cupz. Max followz deh nite watchman over tu deh bench. “Mildred, meet Max”
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She standz up adn startz patting deh lubblee Max adn rubbing himz nose.
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Deh nite watchman startz unpakking deh bawkzez. He takingz owt a saddlol blankit, a georgeous black saddlol wif handtooled rosez on it adn a matching bridlol.
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“I’ve never dun dis bfoar,” deh nite watchman sez. ” I hope I due it rite.”
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Max stands payshentlee while deh nite watchman fumblez wif awl deh takk. Mildred pointz owt ware and how tu fasten deh cinch and teh bridlol. Evenchullee, Max is saddloled adn reddee fur a ride.
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“Ok, Mildred, hop on board!” deh nite watchman sez.
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“Mii?? I haven’t ridden in yeerz!” she xklaymez.
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“Den I think it b hi tiym u did it agin.” He givingz Mildred a boost adn she iz up in deh saddlol wif a huge smilol on her fais.
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Max startz owt at a gentlol wok, which soon bkumz a trot and den a kanter az he takez
Mildred akross deh medow. After a few moments, Max beginz a routine he haz dun mennee timez befor. Tu Mildred, it feelz az if deh powerful horse b dansing under her. Wen Max is dun, he returnz tu dhe nite watchman, hoo haz moar peenut budder cupz wating fur him.
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Mildred slipz off Max az litelee az a fevver. “Thank u, bof,” she sez. “Dat wuz wunderful. I’m so glad u brot Max tu mii.”
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“He wuz a gift frum a lubblee lady,” deh nite watchman replyd.
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“Pleeze thank hur fore mii.”
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“I think u just did.”
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Den deh free uv dem wokked akross teh medow adn faded frum vu.
Dammit wooman wud u STAWP jekin teerz outa me!
NAW jus jawshin!
Berree shweet!
oops dis gaos up wif teh cween’s storee
whoopseedoo!
Ohtay WTF??????
up heres doawn dere!!!
plz to meak up ur mindz pooter!!!!
Hmmm. Mah eyez seemz to haz develupded leekingz. Dey iz leekingz awl ober mah desk.
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Yew iz gud, yer majistee. Bery gud.
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Clappin seemz liek it wud being too lowd fur dis … so *kwietlee saloots cweenmj*
*kwietlee saloots cweenmj, Max, uniquekitty, Mildred & J-PAK*
Oh, cween. Dat iz beyootiful. (Okay, I nawt reed all ov it yet, becuz I kant see rite nao. Sorry for enny bad typings.)
Has u thot of ritin a book?
**Bows deeply to honor teh talented cween**
awww….ai tink ai iz succ….sec……..ai seemz tew has teh leeky eye ting tew………
*bows and offurs chokklit tew teh cween*
Ai awlso tink dis has a booteeful. ^-^ Is berry gewd, aifinksew! Da cween has spokened!
Sumwun plz tew maek shure UniqueKitty sees this.
ai did, rhsb, fank yew – izn’t it awesum? cween iz jest teh nicest cheezpeep eber!!
**leeps to feet, quietly** Bravo!
OMG cweenmj – wut a lubberlee welcoming fur Max at the Princess Mu Meadow!!! ai iz bery honored taht yew wuld rite a storee abowt mai beloved Max adn hiz arrival at teh Meadow!! ai kan’t thank yew enuf – iz a beyootimuss storee. mayd mii crai, eben Plasticat may hab had a tear in hiz eye, aifinkso!
Thank you, thank you, thank you!!!
Dat was soooooo beautimus, oh great and mahvelous kween!
Ai iz in awww ub yer talents and kindlieness.
Ans ai alsew has leekii ayes.
wish wii culd hab awl teh nite watchman storees in wun plaice…ai wants tew print them owt
Dis wus teh nawt-sekund nite watchman storee dat ai reeds, adn twuz toadly, toadly byootimuss. Ai 2 wud liek reedins moar inna wun plays. Is possumbl tu dooing teh surch an findin tehm dat wai?
{{{{{{{uniquekitty}}}}}}} Mai thots r wif yu – Max wuz beri blesst tu has yu fur hims fambly. He iz so hamsum, runnin der in teh moonliet!
{{{{{{{cweenmj}}}}}}} U r teh amaysinkest purrson, adn wi r AWL blesst dat ur hart iz ob such a bignis tu reech awl teh wae rownd teh wholol wurrld tu awl ob uss.
**Pls, stoopy WP, tu b puttn dis inna rite plays fur wuns!**
Ur wish iz mai command. U kin seeing awl deh storeez at
http://www.cweenmj.wordpress.com/poems-stuff/the-nite-watchman/
oh, thank you cweenmj!! ai wuz tinking ai’d be spending awl dai seerching fru dis site fur teh otter parts uv teh nitewatchman storee – dis is teh AWESUM!!!!
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*wipes widdle tear wif tendrils*
you writings da bestest storees.
Dat wuz un amayzing adn beyootimus storee, mai cween! Ai cud reely see teh hoal seene liek it wuz a mooobie, a bery wunnermus moobie. Teh imagez linger in mai thots. Mai aiz had a leeking tu. Fank yu sew bery muchly.
wow.
just wow.
thnx.
Mai aies ar verree leekee too! Ai haz a pikchoor ov mai Mom wehn she wuz aout 20 luking byootiful in hur riding pants an boots. *sniff*
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An Uniquekitteh – ai am SOOO sorry to heer about yur Max. Mai aies ar just leeking awl OVER teh place heer! So very hard to lose a beloved companyun ov so menee yers.
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But let us believe that cweenmj’s storees ar TROO!! And that that iz hao it reelee cud bee! An wai nawt? Then teh lost wun iz just goan fur a liddle wile.
ohai JCH4K! ai did nawt no yer Mom wuz a horeswoman! naow ai haz a big happee taht she iz dere tew help teh nitewatchman welcome Max. ai am shure she will lub him – he wuz a wunnermuss fren, adn he will be happee tew gib her a ride weneber she lieks!! iz bery eazee tew beleeve teh storee iz troo! it mayd mii feel bedder wen ai read it, tew tink dat sumwun wuld tayk gud care uv him til ai see him again {{{JCH4K}}}
darndeseleekyaies…
beeoooteemous storee cweenmj.
DUN DUH DUN DUH DUN
AHHHHHHhahahahahahahahaha!
I’ll gitz u mah prittee!!!!!!!
An ur liddel dawg……wayt..is DAT A KITTEH?!?
IZ ALLERGIK TO KITTEHS!!! OHHhhhh NOOoooooo I’Z MELTORING!!!!
Noooooooooo……….
HURRAH WE SAVEDED!!!! FANKOO KITTEH
Teh endz.
WIN WIN WIN!!!!!!!!!!!!!11Elebenty!
WHO RANG DAT BELLZ!??!?!
But… but… the secret VIP pass! I has one!
ITS NOT NOBODY NOT NOHOW
izza hillybilly kitteh. wii usez ain’t less we wants tu uze taint. :p
Deres dat werd agin!
Dat reminz me – Haz ennywun seen the oridjinul usur ov dat skandalus werd?
Last I herd him wuz sik. DAN: I hoep u feelin bettur!
{{rhsb}} Yu know SHD iz gud sport, an da furst to wrap mind around da wurds, aifinks no worries!! I noe dat mai mind went der, first fing!! Iz nawt mai fawlt, ai tells yu! **heads to NB alone**
Ai goes wif U
**pours drinkees from flask on way to NB** Ai kint halp hao da branz wurk..da brane cells dats left, well, dat’s how dey roll!
Wow! A variant uv trollus rongnomus nawt seen az awftin! This variant haz an oberwelming draiv tu correkt kwoats and referensis rather than aidentificayshuns! Sumday it maight split awf intu a separat troll speeshees entairlee!
*foolowz behind tew see teh troll tour*
oooooh….
Dis culd be danjerus mutashun! Will dis be da one dat also remarks on da lolspeek at same time? Ai hapee dat yu are on dis importint mishun!!
This new speeshees, aifink, will stai distinkt frum the troll type 6, oar trollus linguisinfans, which beeleevz that lolspeek iz a foarm uv “babytalk” oar illiterasee. Ravver than complayning abowt the langwij, this new speeshees will aifink spend its taim awn correkshunz uv spesifiks, most laiklee wif the aim uv gaining grater pack status bai selflesslee provaiding edjukayshun tu thoas wif less.
Itz not a subspeecies of teh Trollier than Thou then?
TrollHunter, duz yu finks, in yur yeers ub reeshurch, dat dese troll brainz culd implode frum the sheer volume ub dis informashun to process? **pulls out tiny finger violin** dis culd be sad, um, mebbe….
Oooo, you are correct, sah!
LOL, great pic, great caption.
I’ve gotta go for a while. I may be back later, or maybe not. Not sure.
TTFN.
Hab a gud won if nawt comes back!
*yawnz hyoojlee* Wow. Iz been a lawng nyte uv reeding sillehness awn heer. Abaot tiem fur me tu taek mai annoying cowld an mai kittehs an hed fur bed, eben if bf still watching teh teevees.
{{{{{cheezfrenz}}}}} *hedbonks an purrs*
Ai see yu tumorro! Sweet dreemings uv cyoot kittehs, ebrywun!
An kk4 – plz tu nawt be owtside, otay? Be sayfe! {{{kk4}}}
Sleep gud, {{{prysma-kitteh}}} Ai awl locked in da house, guns loaded…kittehs fed. Ai nawt ebber wants tu shoots sum won, but if had tu, ai is fully armed!! Ai going no ware, no how!! Happy snorgle, snuggle sleep times wif yur babees!! Nitee Nite frum Ripperton, Mommy, Secret sauce, Baby boy boy boy, Bubbys, and Fehta bebbeh.
awww…..has a gud nite, prysma-kitteh! ai hopez dat yew getz ober yer cawlkd soon!
yur mother waz a hamstah, and yur father smelt of elderberries!
hahaha dis wun is grate ! ai dids wun wif dis piktur (luk at my lolz pweeese) wif da captshun
“Ohai MTV, Welcome tu ma crib”
Not as funny doh
Whack-A-Mole
“allo, ooo eeez eet?”
“It is King Arthur, an dese r my knights of teh round tablol”
I can has misquote?
Iz still funny.
wtf
waht languag is tihs?
hey dude this is the funniest thing i have ever seen u have to make more this hilarious!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
quote/reference fail
its “not nobody not nohow!”