Nobody gets in to see the wizard!
Nobody gets in to see the wizard! Ain’t no way! Ain’t no how!
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Hey, what's with all the misspelled words?
» Learn Lolspeak — teh furst language born of teh intertubes.
But I has teh shoos!!
Oh sowry abowt wut’s in em.
*snerk*
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Wut kud it be?
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Applolsauce
Braynes
Cunfettee
D…
Dandruff
Ebil Residoo
Furballs
G…
Gumbo (ore Gumby)
Hamster leevins
I dun wanna noe wut that is..
J…
Jam (toe)
Kornflayks
Lolcat pics
Mousies
Nachos
Orinjes
Poyzon foar orinjes (in cayse nawt supplied)
Dribbulz of gravee
Eeted fuds
Freshlee cot maus
BTW, conga ratz on top spot adn teh grate commint!!
fanks!
how is u doin DK?
Werking hard?
Don’t see u arownd as much latelee, speshully in teh day.
Doin O(D)K, fanks. Yoo? Ennee snow yet?
Ai has bin werkin berree hard, to maek up fur awl teh tyme ai has spended on ICHC! Shuld be a liddul bedder next week, aihoepso.
Didja see cweenmj’s storee abowt teh nite watchman greeting Max? *snif*
Daug poop
Eggz, raw
Flipflop borked orf peese
Gelatinus sumfing
H…..
harblz
Insides of somthing furreh
Jellie been
Hawt dogs
Icee kreem
Kudzu
Lemmings
Mush
N….
Ooops! Forgot J
Joos, applol
Nuzzer jellee been
Old kibbul
P… waol, pee!
Q…
quite a lot of P!
really, too much P.
STAWP wif teh P! *whimpers*
Tainted pi?
Ubergud pi
Verree gud pi!
(BTW, this lol is so KYOOT!!!)
Lol! Ai fotted yoo sed “pi”!! Hoaw’s Thelma adn her “territory marking”?
*Luks around for wuds to knok on*
It seems to be gettin better.
All of it!
Gummi can akshully get within swatting distanse now, and duzznt always get swatted!
*delayed reackshun*
Tainted pi???
*snerk*
*squink*
*squink* back
I lubs u DK!
U can has teh first slice.
Oh ai cudn’t. Ai’s full ob frootcaek.
Yoo go rite ahed!
whut abaot meh?
Feel fwee to halp urself!
*taeks peese ov caek* sew….ees eet troo? whut yew sed erlier?
Queeeen’s favor?
Radishez?
Sum moar noms?
Too cheezburgers?
U….
Unikorns?
Vindaloo?
Worts??? *eewwww* *shock*
X…
Xtra barfs
Yellow snow
Zebra tales
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ohl….ai furgotz dat dere nawt beez ne moar letturz…..
hehheh…
Congratchulayshuns awn teh nawt secund!
Nao datz a gard uv a diffrint kulur!
OMNerves! Y’all are borking mee up wif teh liszts an ebryfing…OZ joaks…two funnee! Kitteh/gard looks liek a gard of sebral kulurz. Gud won!
*beaming*
Fanks, exhoicat! Aiz abowt to go hoam frum werk — and yer commint jus maed meh smiling eben moar!
But I needs brayne!
noe, ai needz brane… it wuz eeted bai a dragen yesterdey… so sumbuddy splort soze ai kin steel, erm.. borrow, sum moar pleez!
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if ai onlee hadda brane..
ai kud
Alfabetize
Buy a big banana
Cause massiv mayhem
D…
I wud offer u sum ov mien, but deres nawt enuf foar mi.
Dekerate
Eet helthy fuds
Find bettur-payin job
Get PhD
Halp wif tek kids hoamwerk
Invent sumfin cool
J….
Juxapose phrases
Kindle a fire
Languages, awl ub dem
Move da erth
Nawt beh stoopy
O….
Opun da pikkul jar
Pick up da dri kleenin awn tyme
Qwicklee finnish da kross-werds puzzul
Race chikkins! ^-^
See da wizzurd
T…
Divide pi by elebenty
Educate teh uneducable
Figger out teh Jumble puzzlol
G…
nuh uh…..ai nawt eet noonez braynez!!
naw- it wuz SMAUG… an himz nastee yeller breff…
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ai wudnt mind YU eeting mai branes… theyde be awl pretty an shinee then…
Poor brayne-eetin draggin wud starve awn wat I gots left.
Culd be blessin.
nuu….wy wud eet bee blessin tew has a pore dragon dye??
*snif*
i has a sad nao…
Nawt has a sad, DK, dis wuz from erlyer fing…
yes….but……b-but……….
wy wuld yew keel a dragon??????
U iz relayted tu Puffs?
puffs? yew meen liek teh tissue brand?
Puffs teh majik Dragon lives bai teh cee?
hmmmm….ai nawt noez ov him…….
Tissyewes be gewd frum Puffs tew. ^-^
Izza sawng bai Peter, Paul and Mary. Hoep WP nawt nom teh links
http://www.lyricsfreak.com/p/peter,+paul+&+mary/puff+magic+dragon_20107715.html
ai nawt notez dat eithurr…
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i2W0Y4qphqY
diz sawng makes mai aize leek.
sew therrefoar, yew needz teh puffs tissue?
um… aks teh guize awn pete’s dragen..
ai wanted to find a video uv teh sawng, but ai kudn’t.
ile post teh lyricks tho.
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PS> iz mai name bloo yet?
but….wy wuld somone want tew keel a dragon liek meh?
PS: yes, eet iz…
ai dunno… mebbe teh same reezin teh greedee old man killed teh goose whu lade golden eggs- kuz he wanted to see teh insyde werkins.
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donut wurree- ill proteckt yu frum teh dragunslayers!
*shudders*
tanks…..{{{kitsunerina}}}
**plops in chare, sipees drink** Hay, ware WRr be tu sing meh a song?
Ohai, Ai was dropping the bebbeh crockigators awf inna hawttub @ teh NB. Teh heets wuz borked in teh haws.
what u wans tu heer.
Theres a kind of hush all ober the wurld tonight…
ai noez dat sawng!
U keep saying u got sommat 4 me….