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Maytag, nawt want
Congrats RD, u haz a solo nawt sekund! Haow wud u liek 2 sillybrayte?
It’s 6AM for me. Kawffee is just fine
Yipe! Dat’z a bit erlee fur drinkies an dansis! It’z elebben 15 heer!
>passes out kawfeepasses out<
*gentlee patz mugglemaryz hand*
Mary? Mary? U ok??
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*No response.*
kwik! sum wun cawl 9 elebenty!!
Wii needz Dr. Tinycat!! STAT!!!
f/x ob krash alarmz
U kawlded?
*sc hurries awf to fin teh knitting needls, teh mos sawfty non- aler allgry alrgntic nawt itch wull. Cawls awt Ncurgment*
“Joyne ‘steelig warms’ kitteh own iovver fred, untill Ai gits dis warm fluffy catsuit finn ishz.”
Monring rodney!!
Happy tales to yoo up there! Maed me laff furst thing, az ususal! But – may ai pleez hang this important announcmint heer awn your glorious top spot? so it duzznt get lost! Thanks!
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TRUMPETS SOUNDING!!
ON THURSDAY, THE 20th DAY OF NOVEMBRRRRR 2008
When the ICHC clok strikez 3 AM (aka 2 PM ITT, 9 AM EST, 8 AM CST, 7 AM MT and 6 AM PST. That iz teh second pickshure ov the day!!
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There will be a HYOOJ (I hope) Celery Brashun
in honor of the BIRTHDAY
o fThat Tendrilled Darling ov ICHC ~
Teh Wun, the Only, the Many -
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MARY O’ SPOCKN
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aka Chopp’d Livah Grrl, Sweetpea, MayWee, Mais Oui, Mais Non,
Maus’s Ebil Princess, an “a surtin flora hoo shall nawt be named.”
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EBREEWUN iz moast hartilee invited.
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Yoo may bring shwimps in awl kinds ov deelishus vershuns az well as other dellishusn an nootrishus refreshmints an drinkses and prezzies.
(But pleeeeez leeve the Roundup at hoam!! An the hedj clipperz.)
Ai hope verree much to see yoo awl there!! It shud be heeps o’fun!!
So, whut ur sayin is that that would not be a good time to show everybuddy my noo weed whacker?
I think it wud b an egg salad tiyme. 8)
O cween, mai cween! Y iz u soe meen tu teh Ladee wiv teh ten drills?
i fink deh kwestyun shud b, y iz deh ladee wif deh ten drillz so meen??
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she haz attakkinged mii wif deh ten drillz uv doom and i haz seen her ten drillz opuning trap doorz under mai peepz!!
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I finkso, I will bringing mai gnu frend, Herb E Side tu deh party az mai bodyguard!
Ai haz shrinked
Uz nakad Kitteh!
*sings*
Here ‘e comes– Boogity boogity!
There ‘e goes– Boogity boogity!
And he aint wearin’ no clothes!
*sings loudly*
Hello, everyone, this is your action news reporter with all the news
that is news across the nation, on the scene at the supermarket. There
seems to have been some disturbance here. Pardon me, sir, did you see
what happened?
Yeah, I did. I’s standin’ overe there by the tomaters, and here he
come, running through the pole beans, through the fruits and vegetables,
nekkid as a jay bird. And I hollered over t’ Ethel, I said, “Don’t
look, Ethel!” But it’s too late, she’d already been incensed.
Here he comes, look at that, look at that
There he goes, look at that, look at that
And he ain’t wearin’ no clothes
Oh, yes, they call him the Streak
Look at that, look at that
Fastest thing on two feet
Look at that, look at that
He’s just as proud as he can be
Of his anatomy
He goin’ give us a peek
Oh, yes, they call him the Streak
Look at that, look at that
He likes to show off his physique
Look at that, look at that
If there’s an audience to be found
He’ll be streakin’ around
Invitin’ public critique
This is your action news reporter once again, and we’re here at the gas
station. Pardon me, sir, did you see what happened?
Yeah, I did. I’s just in here gettin my tires checked, he just appeared
out of the traffic. Come streakin’ around the grease rack there, didn’t
have nothin’ on but a smile. I looked in there, and Ethel was gettin’
her a cold drink. I hollered, “Don’t look, Ethel!” But it was too
late. She’d already been mooned. Flashed her right there in front of
the shock absorbers.
He ain’t crude, look at that, look at that
He ain’t lewd, look at that, look at that
He’s just in the mood to run in the nude
Oh, yes, they call him the Streak
Look at that, look at that
He likes to turn the other cheek
Look at that, look at that
He’s always makin’ the news
Wearin’ just his tennis shoes
Guess you could call him unique
Once again, your action news reporter in the booth at the gym, covering
the disturbance at the basketball playoff. Pardon me, sir, did you see
what happened?
Yeah, I did. Half time, I’s just goin’ down thar to get Ethel a snow
cone. And here he come, right out of the cheap seats, dribbling, right
down the middle of the court. Didn’t have on nothing but his PF’s.
Made a hook shot and got out through the concessions stand. I hollered up
at Ethel, I said, “Don’t look, Ethel!” But it was too late. She’d
already got a free shot. Grandstandin’, right there in front of the
home team.
Oh, yes, they call him the Streak Here he comes again.
Look at that, look at that Who’s that with him?
The fastest thing on two feet Ethel? Is that you, Ethel?
Look at that, look at that What do you think you’re
He’s just as proud as he can be doin’? You git your
Of his anatomy clothes on!
He’s gonna give us a peek
Oh, yes, they call him the Streak Ethel! Where you goin’?
Look at that, look at that Ethel, you shameless
He likes to show off his physique hussy! Say it isn’t so,
Look at that, look at that Ethel! Ethelllllll!!!
If there’s an audience to be found
He’ll be streakin’ around
Invitin’ public critique
=^..^=
LOL, I love Ray Stevens!
Phone home…. phone home….
Ah, I luvs teh littel bebbeh Sphynx kitteh.
Awww, what a gorgeous Sphyinx! Babeeeeee
Ai luvs teh littel spinxy tew! Daisy yew can haz a Devvun? Ai caz haz wun tew! But ai can’t haz littel picha uv ma bebbeh, dunno wai…
I is a Devvun! Curly is cool. I has teh picsure frum Werdpress.
O ai seez yore intertubes site Daisy, you iz a prettie.
My Devvun iz anutha Pyewacket (you haz a frend alreddy wiv teh name), bloo-creem tabbie-tortie, livs in Ingerlund an Franze.
Curlies rool.
fayfran, cweenmj can haz awl teh how-tus! Be finding wun uv her posts an clickee awn her bloo naym, an luk fur “ICHC helperz”, an it will be telling yu fings yu did nawt eben no yu needed tu no!
Aifankyew prysma-kitteh!
Ai can haz avata! Dere’s mah Pyezy! prysma-kitteh ai sendz big bukkit of luvly noms and drinksies to yew and cweenmj! Iz a mirracall of grate delite.
Yay, cyoot kitteh abatar fur fayfran! An blooness, too!!!!!
*happeh dansdansdans*
{{{fayfran}}} {{{Pyezy}}} <- these being hugs
Mai fren hadz 2 Sphynxes…dey boaf crawssed teh Bridge reesentlee, thoa…
Dey was teh sweeeeeeetist lil’ guyz, an’ luuuubbbed to snorgle wif hyoominz. Dey hadz a weird feelin…liek pettin swayed-cubbered hawt wahtur bawttuls! Ai missez dem…Neelix and Quark. CC bless dere lil’ sewlz…
=^..^=
Dats nawt a kitteh!!1!! :-O
SSSSSHHHHH! hez in disguis! dun tell dem dat he b in disguis caus den dey kno!
Ohhh i see’s *shuffles ovur to plasticat n whispurrs – ohhh i sees…but…wots he in disguis as den?*
Wutz deh disguise?
kud b
Aliyun
Bare nekkid cat
Curee ositee
D…..
Drakula kitteh
Eggstraa terrsess..tures…um..ET
Floppsie teh bunneh
GOGGIE…..
Hairless cat… oh wate…
I……
Insyde owt kitteh…pleh!
J…..
Joose-Bawks Kitteh
Labish booquet ob flours!
Mail Kitteh (May be bad if goggehs be arownd!)
Nose (da gyant, Hugh Mungous Kinde)
O…
Orinj tabby
Pied piper kitteh
Quigley down unnder
River Rat
S…
Streekin’ kitteh
Tookked hiz clowes awf kitteh
Unndawares is awpshunul kitteh
Vanity? I iz ware-in’ teh Empurur’s noo cloves kitteh
Ware teh heck iz mah furz? kitteh
X-treemely cowld if’n himz goez owtsyde kitteh
You iz UNDEESENT, kitteh!
Zzzzzzz..HAY get dat ‘lectrik shavur away frum meee!!
=^..^=
I awplawd yoo Gewd Ser. Yoo has teh best afamabetical runs eva and has been ewarded 10 Interwebz! Spend Dem Wizely nao!
mai rinkuls. let me show u dem.
ai haz a worreeed
FTW !!!
I can haz botoxs?
Ai fink it’s 2 laet fer dat!
O hai Annipus!! I finks its neber too layte!!! look at cmaeron diaz – i bee finkin shee rilly looky lyke dis kitteh? No? okz…mai jealousy den – let me show yuo it!!!
Ai prefurr 2 grow owlder an 2 luk az iffn Ai haz libbed a bit! Ai haz nebber seed teh poynt uv tryin 2 haz a faes dat haz no sine uv lief!
O Annipus yuo hazza wyse! dats a troof what yuo bee sayin!
*nods*
Yup, az deh wize PopEye offin sed – I yam wut I yam.
Did PopEye rilly sai dat?
Well i b old and mai rememberer dusn’t awlwayz werking so gud, but far az I noez dat b wut him sed.
ha! i bee finkin ov teh gloria gaynir sawg!! but yessum PopEye awlso did say it! I hazza google! My productiv dai at teh offuce – let me show yuo it! lol
LOL!!!!!!!
its teh eek awnum mee, see…
No munnies. Will work for kat-fuzz.
Tawk to MY kitteh — she makes teh extra floof for free! Awl ober teh couch, teh rug, teh bed, an enny clovvings laid out.
dun wurree kitteee ai nits yew a littel floofee kote
hoo wud do such a fing? reed da labuls befur washin ur petz!
Shuld allwais dries kittehs flat oderwise dey stretches uneven. Naow Kitteh will need ironing! Ai is NAWT volllern… volllllllllllluuuuuuuuuoon (Soory, mai Annie-cat sat on keybord!), offrin!!
Hehehe WIN!! Cat_s lulz
(puts on troll mask) Please never to be ironin kittehs!! This is not safe and not nessasari!! Just hand wash and roll in floofy blanky to dry! Kthnxbai. (remooves troll mask) Hey! Thats kinda fun!
Toldya Nair wasn’t shampoo.
Awwww. Want to snorgle liddle nekkid kitteh, en keepz it warmfs.
Mah nekkid liddel bawdee. Let me show yoo it . . .
Ai can has wully pully?!
Mai preshush, yesh.
Mai birfdai present it iz!!
Gollum-kitteh!
Me an mai 6 kittehs donayt extruh fuzzeez to da poor unfuzzeed kitteh. Wii tayks it offa da couwchz an offa da bedz and owda ebry cornr ub da hows.
Mite bee sum dusbunneez init 2 doe. Iz ok?
Dat b so thotfullz. I think i will donate sum dryer lintz too.. itt b berry fuzzy and soft.
Ai having plentee uv kitteh fluffs ai cud donate!
Ai betcha if ebreewun heer donated their eggstra kitteh floofs, we cud keep lawts uv sphynkseses warm.
But they mite luk a lil funnee, in teh mikst colurs.
A koat uv menneh kullers. It wuld be beyootifful, lyke a raynbow, Ifinkso.
ai haz herd ub a charrity cawld locks for love, but ai hazint herd ub “lint fur lub” befoerz. iz grate ideer!
Gud morning/afternoon/evening!!
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Anserz tu yesterdayz Cheezpeepz Map Kwiz #1:
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1. b. YesPlis is on deh Space Needlol
2. Deh Norf Atlantic b home tu Hugh G Manatee.
3. Deh 2012 Lunnun Lolympic Cheezmeet will b held in Annipuss’z bakyard.
4. b. LCB is waving Ohai frum atop deh Kapitlol Dome.
5. c. Tidmum b in deh middlol uv a rown dee bowt.
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And Noaw, heer b deh Cheezpeepz Map Kwiz #2:
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Fur sum uv deze u needz tu zooming in reel, reel, REEL close on deh map, and uzing deh satellite vu. furr otterz, u will wanting tu zoom way, way, owt adn luuking at awl deh erf. Yes, dese are a liddlol harder dan yesterdayz kwestyunz.
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6. Wut street is Kafleen on adn wai?
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7. Hoo iz sitting on deh 50 yard line uv deh Misheegun Stadium??
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8. Hoo iz on deh Dodger Staydeeum?
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9. Hoo b deh furvest souf cheezpeep on deh map?
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10. Hoo b deh furvest norf cheezpeep on deh map?
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Deh anserz b postinged heer tumorrow!
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deh map b at
www/maps.google.com/maps/ms?ie=UTF8&hl=en&msa=0&ll=44.412202,-92.823486&spn=0.847561,1.763306&z=9&msid=103775879896697322828.0004573f951750ea89599
oopz deh linkee not linking. try agin.
http://www.maps.google.com/maps/ms?ie=UTF8&hl=en&msa=0&ll=44.412202,-92.823486&spn=0.847561,1.763306&z=9&msid=103775879896697322828.0004573f951750ea89599
Dis is a grate idear, mai noblol cween! Ai lubs ur littlol quizzes!!1!!
Upfi, I finkso u gitz tu b teecherz pet!
Ai noes! Itz awlways been dat way … *droopy feelers*
But ai cant find teh Misheegun Stadium. Ai has a stoopid, ai fink. But ai fink ai has found teh most suvvern and teh most norvern peeps.
Found teh stadium! Nao itz numbar 6 dat’s puzzling me. Kafleen our dawn key? hmmmm. *knots feelers in concentrashun*
Eep! *jentlee un-knots teh feelers an smoovs tehm back owt* Be caerfull!
Fank u prysma-kitteh! Dat was bery kind of u. Smooch from Upfi!
Mahm alwais byes mai footie pajamas tew beeg
LOL!
that cat looks like it’s inside out. sooooo cute!!!!
ewww… cats need fur. Apologies to allergics out there.
Ai IZ allergic and ai agreez – weezin, sneezin and shovellin up kitteh floof is part of laif’s rich tapesrty, aithinkso!
Akshalli, Sfinks cats ar usulli wors for allergis, aifinkso. Teh allergis come frum skin oyl, an ar strongr when teh oyls r not spred out awl over teh furr an absod — ads — soked up by teh furr.
Awwww what a cute little baby! It look’s like it’s skin is 2 big for it’s body!
Adorable. He’s needs a coat for winter though
Why… why… why do all of those hairless type animals also tend to be wrinkly? Is there something about hair that makes skin smoother?
wow that is one UGLY cat!
Pyoor ai am! Londrii ai do knot niidz!
Verii QTE kittoon!!!
u stays in baftub too long.
Someone buy this poor kitty a fur coat!!!!! Brrrrrr
Aw yes nothing like put this little on in the washer!
I LOVE the kitten!
Benjamin Button Kitteh.
Reply to this comment if you clicked random LOL and it sent you here.
Ha! There u are! I’ve missed u! Wehre have u been? Why don’t u stop by more often??? Come, have a hug:
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Joinz Upfi in deh troll huggin.
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I duzn’t unnerstand deh trollz. guess I never will.
*snerk*
Best troll EVAH!
Mebbe trolls just suffring frum hug defi… deefish… nawt enuff hugs.
Mebbe if enuff uv us hugging teh troll, teh troll turn intu a reel peep?
{{{lolllllllllolololol }}}
If yu compress teh coal enuff, it turn intu teh dymund, aftur awl…
ew. u guiz go wash ur hands rite now! U don’t no where taht troll has bin!
But … but … but … oooh, dotz…. but trolz are peepz, too! And dis wun has been on ICHC, teh cleenest bestest site ever! Nuffing rong wif hugging him.