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Ai TOLD u not masheen washabul

i iz self kleening.

picture: dunno source, via our lolcat builder. lol caption: Ephiny

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    • annipuss says:

      Congrats RD, u haz a solo nawt sekund! Haow wud u liek 2 sillybrayte?

    • Haz Viki, Gloria; angelwaits says:

      *sc hurries awf to fin teh knitting needls, teh mos sawfty non- aler allgry alrgntic nawt itch wull. Cawls awt Ncurgment*
      “Joyne ‘steelig warms’ kitteh own iovver fred, untill Ai gits dis warm fluffy catsuit finn ishz.”

    • Monring rodney!! ;) Happy tales to yoo up there! Maed me laff furst thing, az ususal! But – may ai pleez hang this important announcmint heer awn your glorious top spot? so it duzznt get lost! Thanks!
      .
      TRUMPETS SOUNDING!!

      ON THURSDAY, THE 20th DAY OF NOVEMBRRRRR 2008
      When the ICHC clok strikez 3 AM (aka 2 PM ITT, 9 AM EST, 8 AM CST, 7 AM MT and 6 AM PST. That iz teh second pickshure ov the day!!
      .
      There will be a HYOOJ (I hope) Celery Brashun
      in honor of the BIRTHDAY
      o fThat Tendrilled Darling ov ICHC ~
      Teh Wun, the Only, the Many -
      .
      MARY O’ SPOCKN
      .
      aka Chopp’d Livah Grrl, Sweetpea, MayWee, Mais Oui, Mais Non,
      Maus’s Ebil Princess, an “a surtin flora hoo shall nawt be named.”
      .
      EBREEWUN iz moast hartilee invited.
      .
      Yoo may bring shwimps in awl kinds ov deelishus vershuns az well as other dellishusn an nootrishus refreshmints an drinkses and prezzies.
      (But pleeeeez leeve the Roundup at hoam!! An the hedj clipperz.) ;)

      Ai hope verree much to see yoo awl there!! It shud be heeps o’fun!! ;)

  1. catslave says:

    Uz nakad Kitteh!

    • Mrs_Z says:

      *sings*
      Here ‘e comes– Boogity boogity!
      There ‘e goes– Boogity boogity!
      And he aint wearin’ no clothes!

      • EbilRedKitteh says:

        *sings loudly*

        Hello, everyone, this is your action news reporter with all the news
        that is news across the nation, on the scene at the supermarket. There
        seems to have been some disturbance here. Pardon me, sir, did you see
        what happened?

        Yeah, I did. I’s standin’ overe there by the tomaters, and here he
        come, running through the pole beans, through the fruits and vegetables,
        nekkid as a jay bird. And I hollered over t’ Ethel, I said, “Don’t
        look, Ethel!” But it’s too late, she’d already been incensed.

        Here he comes, look at that, look at that
        There he goes, look at that, look at that
        And he ain’t wearin’ no clothes

        Oh, yes, they call him the Streak
        Look at that, look at that
        Fastest thing on two feet
        Look at that, look at that
        He’s just as proud as he can be
        Of his anatomy
        He goin’ give us a peek

        Oh, yes, they call him the Streak
        Look at that, look at that
        He likes to show off his physique
        Look at that, look at that
        If there’s an audience to be found
        He’ll be streakin’ around
        Invitin’ public critique

        This is your action news reporter once again, and we’re here at the gas
        station. Pardon me, sir, did you see what happened?

        Yeah, I did. I’s just in here gettin my tires checked, he just appeared
        out of the traffic. Come streakin’ around the grease rack there, didn’t
        have nothin’ on but a smile. I looked in there, and Ethel was gettin’
        her a cold drink. I hollered, “Don’t look, Ethel!” But it was too
        late. She’d already been mooned. Flashed her right there in front of
        the shock absorbers.

        He ain’t crude, look at that, look at that
        He ain’t lewd, look at that, look at that
        He’s just in the mood to run in the nude

        Oh, yes, they call him the Streak
        Look at that, look at that
        He likes to turn the other cheek
        Look at that, look at that
        He’s always makin’ the news
        Wearin’ just his tennis shoes
        Guess you could call him unique

        Once again, your action news reporter in the booth at the gym, covering
        the disturbance at the basketball playoff. Pardon me, sir, did you see
        what happened?

        Yeah, I did. Half time, I’s just goin’ down thar to get Ethel a snow
        cone. And here he come, right out of the cheap seats, dribbling, right
        down the middle of the court. Didn’t have on nothing but his PF’s.
        Made a hook shot and got out through the concessions stand. I hollered up
        at Ethel, I said, “Don’t look, Ethel!” But it was too late. She’d
        already got a free shot. Grandstandin’, right there in front of the
        home team.

        Oh, yes, they call him the Streak Here he comes again.
        Look at that, look at that Who’s that with him?
        The fastest thing on two feet Ethel? Is that you, Ethel?
        Look at that, look at that What do you think you’re
        He’s just as proud as he can be doin’? You git your
        Of his anatomy clothes on!
        He’s gonna give us a peek

        Oh, yes, they call him the Streak Ethel! Where you goin’?
        Look at that, look at that Ethel, you shameless
        He likes to show off his physique hussy! Say it isn’t so,
        Look at that, look at that Ethel! Ethelllllll!!!
        If there’s an audience to be found
        He’ll be streakin’ around
        Invitin’ public critique

        =^..^=

  2. rodney dill says:

    Phone home…. phone home….

  3. Ah, I luvs teh littel bebbeh Sphynx kitteh.

  4. catamist says:

    Awww, what a gorgeous Sphyinx! Babeeeeee :)

    • fayfran says:

      Ai luvs teh littel spinxy tew! Daisy yew can haz a Devvun? Ai caz haz wun tew! But ai can’t haz littel picha uv ma bebbeh, dunno wai…

    • EbilRedKitteh says:

      Mai fren hadz 2 Sphynxes…dey boaf crawssed teh Bridge reesentlee, thoa… :(
      Dey was teh sweeeeeeetist lil’ guyz, an’ luuuubbbed to snorgle wif hyoominz. Dey hadz a weird feelin…liek pettin swayed-cubbered hawt wahtur bawttuls! Ai missez dem…Neelix and Quark. CC bless dere lil’ sewlz…

      =^..^=

  5. Dats nawt a kitteh!!1!! :-O

  6. brainfire says:

    mai rinkuls. let me show u dem.

  7. mugglemary says:

    its teh eek awnum mee, see…

  8. mugglemary says:

    dun wurree kitteee ai nits yew a littel floofee kote

  9. firefox737 says:

    hoo wud do such a fing? reed da labuls befur washin ur petz!

  10. Cat_S says:

    Shuld allwais dries kittehs flat oderwise dey stretches uneven. Naow Kitteh will need ironing! Ai is NAWT volllern… volllllllllllluuuuuuuuuoon (Soory, mai Annie-cat sat on keybord!), offrin!!

  11. rodney dill says:

    Toldya Nair wasn’t shampoo.

  12. Catastrophy says:

    Awwww. Want to snorgle liddle nekkid kitteh, en keepz it warmfs.

  13. gremlin says:

    Mah nekkid liddel bawdee. Let me show yoo it . . .

  14. Ambercat says:

    Ai can has wully pully?!

  15. paws4thot says:

    Mai preshush, yesh.
    Mai birfdai present it iz!!

  16. JoAnn says:

    Me an mai 6 kittehs donayt extruh fuzzeez to da poor unfuzzeed kitteh. Wii tayks it offa da couwchz an offa da bedz and owda ebry cornr ub da hows.
    Mite bee sum dusbunneez init 2 doe. Iz ok?

  17. cweenmj says:

    Gud morning/afternoon/evening!!
    .
    Anserz tu yesterdayz Cheezpeepz Map Kwiz #1:
    .
    1. b. YesPlis is on deh Space Needlol
    2. Deh Norf Atlantic b home tu Hugh G Manatee.
    3. Deh 2012 Lunnun Lolympic Cheezmeet will b held in Annipuss’z bakyard.
    4. b. LCB is waving Ohai frum atop deh Kapitlol Dome.
    5. c. Tidmum b in deh middlol uv a rown dee bowt.

    .
    ++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++
    .
    And Noaw, heer b deh Cheezpeepz Map Kwiz #2:
    .
    Fur sum uv deze u needz tu zooming in reel, reel, REEL close on deh map, and uzing deh satellite vu. furr otterz, u will wanting tu zoom way, way, owt adn luuking at awl deh erf. Yes, dese are a liddlol harder dan yesterdayz kwestyunz.
    .
    6. Wut street is Kafleen on adn wai?
    .
    7. Hoo iz sitting on deh 50 yard line uv deh Misheegun Stadium??
    .
    8. Hoo iz on deh Dodger Staydeeum?
    .
    9. Hoo b deh furvest souf cheezpeep on deh map?
    .
    10. Hoo b deh furvest norf cheezpeep on deh map?
    .
    Deh anserz b postinged heer tumorrow!
    .
    deh map b at
    www/maps.google.com/maps/ms?ie=UTF8&hl=en&msa=0&ll=44.412202,-92.823486&spn=0.847561,1.763306&z=9&msid=103775879896697322828.0004573f951750ea89599

  18. bluesfan473 says:

    Mahm alwais byes mai footie pajamas tew beeg

  19. mrs_mcdaniel says:

    that cat looks like it’s inside out. sooooo cute!!!!

  20. richaney says:

    ewww… cats need fur. Apologies to allergics out there.

    • Cat_S says:

      Ai IZ allergic and ai agreez – weezin, sneezin and shovellin up kitteh floof is part of laif’s rich tapesrty, aithinkso!

    • abbycat says:

      Akshalli, Sfinks cats ar usulli wors for allergis, aifinkso. Teh allergis come frum skin oyl, an ar strongr when teh oyls r not spred out awl over teh furr an absod — ads — soked up by teh furr.

  21. Lilly says:

    Awwww what a cute little baby! It look’s like it’s skin is 2 big for it’s body!

  22. Linda says:

    Adorable. He’s needs a coat for winter though

  23. Spanky says:

    Why… why… why do all of those hairless type animals also tend to be wrinkly? Is there something about hair that makes skin smoother?

  24. Joe says:

    wow that is one UGLY cat!

  25. jmuhj says:

    Pyoor ai am! Londrii ai do knot niidz!

    Verii QTE kittoon!!!

  26. catalogical humor says:

    u stays in baftub too long.

  27. Momkat13 says:

    Someone buy this poor kitty a fur coat!!!!! Brrrrrr

  28. Matt says:

    Aw yes nothing like put this little on in the washer!

  29. Kat says:

    I LOVE the kitten!

  30. Eneth Kitteh says:

    Benjamin Button Kitteh.

  31. Joshua says:

    Reply to this comment if you clicked random LOL and it sent you here.

  32. upfi says:

    Ha! There u are! I’ve missed u! Wehre have u been? Why don’t u stop by more often??? Come, have a hug:
    {{{{{ lolllllllllolololol }}}}}

  33. cweenmj says:

    Joinz Upfi in deh troll huggin.
    {{{{{{{{{{lolllllllllolololol }}}}}}}}}}}}}}
    I duzn’t unnerstand deh trollz. guess I never will.

  34. Ambercat says:

    *snerk*

    Best troll EVAH!

  35. Mebbe trolls just suffring frum hug defi… deefish… nawt enuff hugs.
    Mebbe if enuff uv us hugging teh troll, teh troll turn intu a reel peep?
    {{{lolllllllllolololol }}}
    If yu compress teh coal enuff, it turn intu teh dymund, aftur awl… :D

  36. skwirrlgrrl says:

    ew. u guiz go wash ur hands rite now! U don’t no where taht troll has bin!

  37. upfi says:

    But … but … but … oooh, dotz…. but trolz are peepz, too! And dis wun has been on ICHC, teh cleenest bestest site ever! Nuffing rong wif hugging him.


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