Comments on: 5 sekkon rool

By: phoenix mattress

phoenix mattress — Thu, 22 Oct 2009 02:49:32 +0000

ooh, kitteh kitteh – dose luky lolcatz, dehy get der hoover krafts fer drivin’ round der house. lokz lik dey r guna sell diffent brands lik da real carz, and giv dem fancy itilian namz.

By: ShadowSkyX

ShadowSkyX — Thu, 03 Sep 2009 12:52:27 +0000

mi kitteh has a 3-second rul

By: The_Gunfighter

The_Gunfighter — Wed, 19 Nov 2008 16:32:07 +0000

I think the real question here…

Is that pizza or keish? Mmmm… keish…

By: KittehlessJon

KittehlessJon — Wed, 19 Nov 2008 01:35:05 +0000

Good day, eh?

By: erik teh lolcat

erik teh lolcat — Wed, 19 Nov 2008 00:57:02 +0000

in tis kase, its a peetsa
5.4.3.2.1.NOMMM!

By: PookieRose

PookieRose — Wed, 19 Nov 2008 00:46:43 +0000

5 sekkon rool eqolz menee a cheezburger!

By: KCTailkinker

KCTailkinker — Tue, 18 Nov 2008 22:49:17 +0000

Ai feline beddur nao…..fankies fer teh hugs {{{{{{{{gremlin & 4point5kittehs}}}}}}}} Ai needed dat! Teh bois r happee too!

By: D.R.

D.R. — Tue, 18 Nov 2008 21:46:35 +0000

By: gremlin

gremlin — Tue, 18 Nov 2008 21:17:18 +0000

One whurld, rooled by teh cween (mj)
Peepuls, uv teh cheezy type
Quik typists
R . . .

By: burfday fairy

burfday fairy — Tue, 18 Nov 2008 21:13:42 +0000

donut wurry, teh yoyoz haz majikaly non-tangle string! iz 100000% tangle-prufe!

By: burfday fairy

burfday fairy — Tue, 18 Nov 2008 21:12:42 +0000

oh, teh goodie bags are for ALL teh party gestses! not just teh burfday peeps!

By: burfday fairy

burfday fairy — Tue, 18 Nov 2008 21:11:53 +0000

iz YOR sekrit diaryee!! (iz blank for yoo to rite all yor sekrits in!!)

By: Divakitty123

Divakitty123 — Tue, 18 Nov 2008 20:58:15 +0000

Kittehs (ob corse)
Jelly for biskits
Lotsa toonafishees
Mmmmm…wut Ai say when I think about tuna
Nomnomnom
O…….

By: lovcharliecat

lovcharliecat — Tue, 18 Nov 2008 20:54:42 +0000

oh butz stagehandan (re yur post above) ai hopes u iz joking, u gots tu care…life iz eberyting

By: gremlin

gremlin — Tue, 18 Nov 2008 20:48:09 +0000

Hyooj manatees, O Teh
Innernashunal peeps
Joolry, shiney
K . . .

By: gremlin

gremlin — Tue, 18 Nov 2008 20:26:22 +0000

{{KCT}} I hopes yoo is feline beddur!

By: sweetpea

sweetpea — Tue, 18 Nov 2008 20:23:12 +0000

♫ FIIIIIIIIIVE GOOOOOOOOOOLD RIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIINGZ♫
let da eerwurmz begin…

By: 4point5kittehs

4point5kittehs — Tue, 18 Nov 2008 20:23:04 +0000

Oh noes!! Ai hoep yoo is feline much beddur naow!

{{{{{{KCTailkinker}}}}}}}

By: 4point5kittehs

4point5kittehs — Tue, 18 Nov 2008 20:22:13 +0000

Awwww – “Teh whurld is mayd rite agin.”

{{{{{{Gremlin}}}}}}

By: stagehanddan

stagehanddan — Tue, 18 Nov 2008 20:21:28 +0000

De-briefing carts
Eeerwurms
Funyuns (gaffers gotta eat)
Gaffers (to eet da funyuns)
H…

By: sweetpea

sweetpea — Tue, 18 Nov 2008 20:20:54 +0000

oooo good addishunz!
5th Hweel
5th Indiana Jones movie
5th J…

By: gremlin

gremlin — Tue, 18 Nov 2008 20:19:20 +0000

Sownds perfekt! Ay’ll git Ridley Scott on teh fone. But we can has happeh ending this tyme, plzthx!

Lessee, whut awl duz we need to film a road movie abowt ICHC. Hmm.

Annymals
Bring-yor-own booze
Convertible
D . . .

By: jamamakitty

jamamakitty — Tue, 18 Nov 2008 20:18:56 +0000

yew wuz ridin in teh weelchayre??

By: sweetpea

sweetpea — Tue, 18 Nov 2008 20:15:56 +0000

will “Janet’s & Sweetpea’s Awesum Adbenture” start onna Dark & stoarmy nite?

By: 4point5kittehs

4point5kittehs — Tue, 18 Nov 2008 20:14:30 +0000

Sowree, cannot anser – too bizzee pakking up awl teh snoes to send down to NC.

By: sweetpea

sweetpea — Tue, 18 Nov 2008 20:13:13 +0000

…will sweetpea be able to keep her promise to Gremlin to always use her speshul souper pow’rs for good adn not ebil?
…to be contimewed…

By: JanetCanHas4Kittehs

JanetCanHas4Kittehs — Tue, 18 Nov 2008 20:12:43 +0000

Janet and Sweetpea!! Eben better!!

By: skwirrlgrrl

skwirrlgrrl — Tue, 18 Nov 2008 20:11:51 +0000

oh noes!
That’s not sposed to happin!
U shud be feeling all refreshed and renoo-ed, I thotso!
I has a jellus about teh snow tho. We only has teh cold.
I see ur pleh and raze u one.

By: 4point5kittehs

4point5kittehs — Tue, 18 Nov 2008 20:07:11 +0000

Ha! Yoo R teh funnee, skwirrlgrrl. Ai bees moar confuzzled tahn eber!

ADN wii habbinh snoes heer todai. Pleh!

By: gremlin

gremlin — Tue, 18 Nov 2008 20:06:45 +0000

Butch and Sweetpea?
Thelma and Sweetpea?
National Lampoon’s Sweetpea Vacation?

By: KCTailkinker

KCTailkinker — Tue, 18 Nov 2008 20:06:34 +0000

Gawt dat rite, babes! {{{{D.R.}}}}

By: KCTailkinker

KCTailkinker — Tue, 18 Nov 2008 20:05:53 +0000

No sekkunds! NAO! Mai kittehs were konserned caws ai wuz bery sick ober teh weekend. Wile ai sleepz, dey gotz up onna cownter in kitchen, grabz teh gud wheet bred nawt teh wite, taykes it owt to teh libing rum, and starts nomming. Mind u, dey had nawt eben missed WUN meel! NAWT WUN! But dey felt dey needed to be konserned abowt bovvering teh hoomun caws she wuz sik. Or dey just wanned niec beddur bred. Dere wuz no 5 sekkund rool dere.

By: Din Fleetpaw

Din Fleetpaw — Tue, 18 Nov 2008 20:04:07 +0000

Aifink da thred gawted hyjacked by da smowke jes a teenee bit. ^-^ Tew much smowke in da aire. Ai fix it! *Pulls awt da industreeul strayngthe vaccoom an turns it awn… Da vaccoom owpens up an… a Raccoon pawps awt!* Awroo?
.
*Lewks at da bawks…* Oh! Dat be it! Is not Vaccoom, it be a VacCoon! ^-^ VacCoon gews tew werk wif da fuh-breeze an kleens up da aire* Ahhh! skweekee kleen! Dere! Dat werked aifinksew. ^-^
*VacCoon gews bak insyde… alowng wif sum shinee tings he fownd wile kleening!* Tank yew VacCoon! ^-^ *wave wave wag wag* Hey! Mai munnies be gawn! =P
(Bai nao, da eberee won mai be awn anudder topic, so ai be sowwy if dis dun mayke sense. =P It tewk a tinee bit tew type owt.) =P

By: gremlin

gremlin — Tue, 18 Nov 2008 20:03:21 +0000

We useta hav lots uv work retreets. Sumbuddy smart sed – retreets is awl well and gud, but when is we gunna advantz?

By: gremlin

gremlin — Tue, 18 Nov 2008 20:02:05 +0000

Tyme drags when we is away frum teh wuns we luvs best. It flies when we ar together at last. Ther is a gloo uv sorts between sum peepuls and kittehs. Ay fynd ay am happyist with mah kitteh in mah arms, or by mah syde. Teh whurld is mayd rite agin.

By: sweetpea

sweetpea — Tue, 18 Nov 2008 20:00:09 +0000

Advenchurz wif Sweetpea
look for the Penquin Papurbak in a stoar neer U!!

By: gremlin

gremlin — Tue, 18 Nov 2008 19:59:26 +0000

I sends hugs for yoo to plz giv to yor beeg orinj boi. Tell heem this hug is frum Gremlin:

{{Goldeneye}} Luvs teh naym! Mah beeg orinj kitteh’s eys wer as orinj as himz furz.

By: Jenn

Jenn — Tue, 18 Nov 2008 19:56:45 +0000

Oy, me too. Day going to slow, I wanna go back home to my kitties!

By: gremlin

gremlin — Tue, 18 Nov 2008 19:56:17 +0000

sweetpea, this sownds lyke teh start uv a road trip movie wit yoo and yor karful uv frenz.

By: skwirrlgrrl

skwirrlgrrl — Tue, 18 Nov 2008 19:53:41 +0000

Dan! U don’t meen that do u??
Taht wud give me a sad.

By: Jenn

Jenn — Tue, 18 Nov 2008 19:53:13 +0000

Goldeneye weighed 18.8 pounds when I took him for his annual checkup a month or so ago. He’s my big boy, my guard cat, my “sit on Mommy’s feet so she stops getting out of bed when she doesn’t need to” (long story) helper, etc.

By: sweetpea

sweetpea — Tue, 18 Nov 2008 19:51:49 +0000

:LOL: :LOL: :LOL: :LOL: :LOL: :LOL:
“duzznt maek you happeer- just kind of stinkee!! FTW
sumwot OT Sunday I spent all afternoon & part of the evening in a bar/poolhall & hadda come home and washeverything i wuz wearing and washrinserepeat my hair wif peppermint teatree shampooz to get rid 0 da smoak sschmells.
Why were you inna bar all day & haf da nite?
Well, i wuz atta PuertoRican Baby shower. Srsly. We drove by the location a duzzen times even tho the GPS said “your destination is on the right” because we dint kno twas in da poolhall behind da Noname Pakaj Stoar. You can’t make dis stuff up.
Oh, and bofe da mom & dad to be r blind. And I was riding wif a friend inna wheelchair who used speshul steerink mechanizms dat plays a major scale. I lead a stranj adn wunnerful life…

By: skwirrlgrrl

skwirrlgrrl — Tue, 18 Nov 2008 19:50:20 +0000

ohai DK!

Lotsa gud reeding there!!

How wuz ur retreet? R u all in liten’d now?

By: stagehanddan

stagehanddan — Tue, 18 Nov 2008 19:49:43 +0000

but lcc, what if the answer is I really dont care one way or the other.

By: Maus

Maus — Tue, 18 Nov 2008 19:48:08 +0000

Oops! pack = back. Oh, dear! My slip is showing…

By: lovcharliecat

lovcharliecat — Tue, 18 Nov 2008 19:47:45 +0000

yu needs to be scarrded likes docturs scarrded me. Went fur ushual exam n doctur sez “ooo no likka yur hartbeats u go hobspitable nao!” turns out ai hassa Copd and den mai doctur (bless hiss hart) sez, her whatja du: eberytime u puts smokestick inna ur mouf yu sez to yourself “does I wanna live or die” n ob course teh answer is live *gets offa lecturn and returns to hideyhole*

By: Maus

Maus — Tue, 18 Nov 2008 19:47:19 +0000

*Puts the lid pack on the Large Can o’ Worms*

By: tessm

tessm — Tue, 18 Nov 2008 19:46:49 +0000

ai wud haz 2 suggest teh exersize az a nawt-sekkund line uv reesuning. it wud werk on all uv yur isshues listed abuv.
alsew it halps wiv teh depressions.
ai admit ai donut lyke 2 wurk owt maiself, but ai am finking uv getting a samba wurkout video… luuks lyke fun!

By: D.R.

D.R. — Tue, 18 Nov 2008 19:45:57 +0000

Nom rule:

If I wanna nom it, zero sekinds.

By: tessm

tessm — Tue, 18 Nov 2008 19:44:39 +0000

but… but… knitting iz nawt stinkee!!

Oh.