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NOM!
What a beautymous orange boy!
Uh oh! Where are my Joo Janta 200 Super-Chromatic Peril Sensitive Sunglasses?
*RumbleRumbleRumbleRumble*
*SPLLOOORRRT!*
Blargh!
*wrings tendrils*
wot to do?wot to do?wot to do?wot to do?wot to do?
oh noes, still haz not renooowed da CCC licnse.
*pondurs*
ok i do furst aidz
*fwipfwipfwipfwip*
*tendrils encase da maus to contwol splortz*
*drip*
bwanez oozes…
*tendrils taekda JooJantas & traipz off*
ooh, everfing is byutimaus wif da rose cololr’d glasses!
ohai SP, ai see yew is hangin out wif Upfi
http://www.mine.icanhascheezburger.com/view.aspx?ciid=2629131
gotta go
hehe
http://mine.icanhascheezburger.com/view.aspx?ciid=2630365
i liked
*munchmunchmunch*
ummmm, upfi, leave sum 0 da tendrilz fr sum otter peepz’ saladz, okays???
*growgrowgrowgrowgrow*
*tendrillzbranc& regrow ebben strongah*
mmmmm i needed a good prunink.
needa good pruning? ya havin’ regularity issues?
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*snerk*
*brings awt tray ov nice hawt proon joos – taystee an nootrishus!!*
A warrior’s drink!
can haz proon daynish insted?
my what a plum request
see, like I sed on teh last pic… froots and nuts.
Ai just NOOOO we awl had a lawt in common!!
*message from DS9* *addressed to JCH4K*
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Worf sends approval
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*message ends*
*sipz da proonjuice*
sweetpeas haz lotz 0 fiber so i duzn’t rilly need it, but fanx.
*klingonwarrior tendrilz wif b0rg teknawlojeez drinkz it anywayz*
…will sweetpea be able to keep her promise to Gremlin to always use her speshul souper pow’rs for good adn not ebil?
…to be contimewed…
Uh-oh! Let’s see if I can help Maus here…
*picks brains off the floor and off my shoes*
*swirls them around the coffee leftover from yesterday in my coffee cup*
*packs them back into his head*
*gets roll of packing tape from the Help Desk and straps everything down*
Um, there. I also will offer virtual coffee, beer, martinis, chocolate, and blankets. Especially blankets, since it’s REALLY FREAKIN’ COLD here in South Carolina.
Thanks Jenn. I’m surprised you didn’t use Cat 5 and cable ties
They keep those locked up so I can’t mess with… er, so they don’t get stolen. :halo
ohai Jenn u is rite, I iz in Norf Carolina!
Make shur u prop maus up facing AWAY from teh lol.
He’ll just spew branes again otterwise.
*hands maus teh ushual (skotch)*
Thanks.
Hmmm… definition of an oxymoron… Cold North Carolina…
Of corse, it’s Michigan. But we had SNOW an Ai sea rodes! Eben teh snowplows came through! Awlmost unherd ov!
That’s a compliment, rite?
Becaws we is sooo hot in Norf Carolina?
Only when you’re there, gurl…
Youu is luckee down dere, I has a cold awl da way up in mai wurld. *Icicles growin frum mai tayle, lemme show dem tew yew.* ^-^
Nawt sew bad, Ackshuallee, is ownlee 32*F an gunna stai dat wai fur da week, sew ai can handles it. ^-^
We’re having colder-than-normal weather here in Teeny Tiny Delawhere. It’s going to hang around 32F for the next several days. Maybe some snurries too.
Ahh, avoides da snurries as much as yew can! Dey is no gewd newse!
But dat sownds lyke da wethur dat we has been having heer. Just “bleh!” owtsyde! *Gets owt da hot cocoa*
I was just outside having a
cigarettebreath of fresh air, and we are having some snurrying right now!*Uh ohs. I is gonna get a whuppin…*
Yes’m.
*Prepares for the inevitable lecture*
*shaiks hed wif a sadness* maus, maus, maus
ai shud nawt point feengers, ai has plenny uv bahd habits, forchoonately dat iz nawt wun uv dem. Boff mai parentz heavy smokers all dere lifes butt neether mai sis or ai haz ever smoked.
*sits Maus daon*
*luks him strait in teh aies*
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Now, lookee heer, yung man!! Doo yoo know tath it aiges yur skin sumthing fieerse! An yoo will be awl rinklee and auld befoar yur taim!!
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An yoo cud dye a horribul, paynfull deth – taeking yoo away frum us far too soo!!
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an yoo cud bee gibing awl taht munnee to teh kitteh shelturz!!
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*sigh* After yeeeeeeers ov traing – an succeeding fur a wile – an tehn relapsing – ai fnallee manjed to giv it up fur gud about 5 yeers ago. Ai NOE how hard it iz.
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But this laif is so much fun – hao sad to leef urlee if yoo dont hav too!
J-PAK!!!!11! Yoo smoked?
*wispurrs* Ai started smoking at 15. Wuz finallee able to quit abowt 20 yeeres ago.
oh noes! i canna let dat happinz; will affektz hims singin & danzin!!
*tendrillz pikpokkit canzer stikz*
don’t mek me kum doon dere adn rap yur hed.
(ai rilly thot maus wuz gonna reeply lyke tihs:
Yoo SMOKE????
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JCH4K:
Maus: ai donut noes, ai nebber luuked!
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ba dum, bum!)
Ai nose how dat be, Ai has a smokur in da fambilee hoo cannawt kwit. Luckilee, nawt me, but ai has a fursthand view ob it, sew ai nose how it can be.
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We jes dun want anyting tew happen tew yew, yew is da won an onlee Maus! ^-^ An though it nawt be mai playce tew tells wat tew dew… *Fills a creem pi berry slowlee* Mai gentle coershun. *taykes aim* Lemme show it tew yew. ^-^ *fling!*
An ai wud kwit – sumtaimes eben fur a yeer oar moar! az long az no wun wuz smoking ai wus fine!
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*sniff* Nao it iz soooo embarassing to hav such a shaymful past!!
OK. Here we go…
*Standard Reply #1*
I only smoke 5 or 6 a day
*Standard Response #1 to Reply #1*
That few? Then why don’t you just quit?
*Standard Reply #2*
Because I enjoy it. I used to smoke 2+ packs a day 25 years ago.
*Another Standard Question*
But, but… you sing! It’s bad for your voice.
*Response*
Probably. But not noticeably
*Yet Another Oldie-but-Goodie*
But, but… you dance. It’s bad for your stamina
*Response*
Probably. But not noticeably. And you’d be surprised how many dancers smoke.
I now return you to your regularly scheduled LOLs…
Tessm!! LOL!! Ai wuz thinking ov that, too!!
I has teh smoky past 2.
I still has one about every 6 months or so. Ushually, alcohol is involvd. (wotta shocker!) Anyways… kwitting not somethin anyone else can make u do, or talk u into, etc. U has to WANT to kwit, and if u don’t u never will. So maybee Maus will decide he wants to one day… and maybe not. But he will still be smokin’, even if he duz. 
I started in collej ( the peeps that say if u makes it out of ohai school u won’t start notwifstanding) and finally managed to kwit for gud 10 years ago. But
I usta smoke an has thot abowt startin up agin.
Srsly.
oh noes! if u iz luukin foar a hobby, u shud tayke up knitting insted.
NO!! Dont doo it! Its sooo hard to kwit. An it duzznt maek yoo happeer – just kind ov stinkee!. an it’ll maek yur teeth yellow!
{{{{rhsb}}}]
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Just bee strong! Yoo can do it!!
Well, mai reezunin iz:
* I eets tuu mush alreddy
* I wuz thinnur wen I smokeded
* I has alowt ov stress an I kant drink atwerk oar whiel dribin
* I alreddy bites mai nayls (BAD, rhsb!)
but… but… knitting iz nawt stinkee!!
Oh.
ai wud haz 2 suggest teh exersize az a nawt-sekkund line uv reesuning. it wud werk on all uv yur isshues listed abuv.
alsew it halps wiv teh depressions.
ai admit ai donut lyke 2 wurk owt maiself, but ai am finking uv getting a samba wurkout video… luuks lyke fun!
*Puts the lid pack on the Large Can o’ Worms*
yu needs to be scarrded likes docturs scarrded me. Went fur ushual exam n doctur sez “ooo no likka yur hartbeats u go hobspitable nao!” turns out ai hassa Copd and den mai doctur (bless hiss hart) sez, her whatja du: eberytime u puts smokestick inna ur mouf yu sez to yourself “does I wanna live or die” n ob course teh answer is live *gets offa lecturn and returns to hideyhole*
Oops! pack = back. Oh, dear! My slip is showing…
but lcc, what if the answer is I really dont care one way or the other.
:LOL: :LOL: :LOL: :LOL: :LOL: :LOL:
“duzznt maek you happeer- just kind of stinkee!! FTW
sumwot OT Sunday I spent all afternoon & part of the evening in a bar/poolhall & hadda come home and washeverything i wuz wearing and washrinserepeat my hair wif peppermint teatree shampooz to get rid 0 da smoak sschmells.
Why were you inna bar all day & haf da nite?
Well, i wuz atta PuertoRican Baby shower. Srsly. We drove by the location a duzzen times even tho the GPS said “your destination is on the right” because we dint kno twas in da poolhall behind da Noname Pakaj Stoar. You can’t make dis stuff up.
Oh, and bofe da mom & dad to be r blind. And I was riding wif a friend inna wheelchair who used speshul steerink mechanizms dat plays a major scale. I lead a stranj adn wunnerful life…
Dan! U don’t meen that do u??
Taht wud give me a sad.
sweetpea, this sownds lyke teh start uv a road trip movie wit yoo and yor karful uv frenz.
Advenchurz wif Sweetpea
look for the Penquin Papurbak in a stoar neer U!!
Aifink da thred gawted hyjacked by da smowke jes a teenee bit. ^-^ Tew much smowke in da aire. Ai fix it! *Pulls awt da industreeul strayngthe vaccoom an turns it awn… Da vaccoom owpens up an… a Raccoon pawps awt!* Awroo?
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*Lewks at da bawks…* Oh! Dat be it! Is not Vaccoom, it be a VacCoon! ^-^ VacCoon gews tew werk wif da fuh-breeze an kleens up da aire* Ahhh! skweekee kleen! Dere! Dat werked aifinksew. ^-^
*VacCoon gews bak insyde… alowng wif sum shinee tings he fownd wile kleening!* Tank yew VacCoon! ^-^ *wave wave wag wag* Hey! Mai munnies be gawn! =P
(Bai nao, da eberee won mai be awn anudder topic, so ai be sowwy if dis dun mayke sense. =P It tewk a tinee bit tew type owt.) =P
Butch and Sweetpea?
Thelma and Sweetpea?
National Lampoon’s Sweetpea Vacation?
will “Janet’s & Sweetpea’s Awesum Adbenture” start onna Dark & stoarmy nite?
yew wuz ridin in teh weelchayre??
Sownds perfekt! Ay’ll git Ridley Scott on teh fone. But we can has happeh ending this tyme, plzthx!
Lessee, whut awl duz we need to film a road movie abowt ICHC. Hmm.
Annymals
Bring-yor-own booze
Convertible
D . . .
De-briefing carts
Eeerwurms
Funyuns (gaffers gotta eat)
Gaffers (to eet da funyuns)
H…
Hyooj manatees, O Teh
Innernashunal peeps
Joolry, shiney
K . . .
oh butz stagehandan (re yur post above) ai hopes u iz joking, u gots tu care…life iz eberyting
Kittehs (ob corse)
Jelly for biskits
Lotsa toonafishees
Mmmmm…wut Ai say when I think about tuna
Nomnomnom
O…….
One whurld, rooled by teh cween (mj)
Peepuls, uv teh cheezy type
Quik typists
R . . .
Bet u is glad u has that fur cote on.
Ware duz u libs GoFur?
Yesyes! Da fur cote halps owt!
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Ai libs in da Nowrfeest. Ai gose tew da yooniversitee at Connect-I-cuts. ^-^ Is a berry nyce won, but gets cowld tew fasts!
oh then u is rite neer teh NYC!
Dat cud b a fun plase to go to schools!
Verrie cold tho.
*shivers*
Y u not has a profile?
We needs to get u some blooness!
Is berry close tew NYC, an tew Bawston, an tew home fur meh sew dat is nawt tew bad. ^-^ Ai likes it a lawt! Nuffin lyke da hills wif da bootiful trees turning colorses. An is onlee reelee bad wen da snow come down, becawse den it taykes elebentee-thowsund minnits tew go ackraws da campus! =P
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Yew nose, ai hads a thawt abowt bein’ bloo… Oh! Wait! Ai has dat thawt agayn!
… *tinks hard… tinks harder…* … *Eyes grow wyde…*
*big woofeh smyle and tayle wags*
…wat was ai tinkin abowt agayn? ^-^ Ai losted it. =P
But ai will be shur tew dew it sewn!
Yoo ar a GOGGIEZ goggee!!
Hehe Wai tank yew. ^-^ Ai fink ai ackt moar ob a goggie dan a woofeh sumtymes. =P But it be okay, ai is maisalf!
Ai will get bloo in da fuchur sewn enuff.
ai agreez wif u iz reeli kold in sc.
speshully in branchville
Yu can add Virgininia to dat cold list. We had sum isee rodes dis mornin, an sum snoze on teh grass. Is all gawn naow, tho.
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Brrr! Guess we is juss nawt useded to it heer!
Is cold in PA today too. Wether man sed it mite git az low as teh TEENS tonite! BRrrrRRRRrr.
Soufeestern Awntario, too. Butt hay! Dis iz teh Grate Whiet Norf!
Good day, eh?
Mai feelungs eggszacklii, Maus!
Hai Maus! There yoo ar again! In thiz moast convenient spot! Top! Yay fur yoo!!
Thanks!
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May ai??
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Monring rodney!!
Happy tales to yoo up there! Maed me laff furst thing, az ususal! But – may ai pleez hang this important announcmint heer awn your glorious top spot? so it duzznt get lost! Thanks!
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TRUMPETS SOUNDING!!
ON THURSDAY, THE 20th DAY OF NOVEMBRRRRR 2008
When the ICHC clok strikez 3 AM
(aka 2 PM ITT, 9 AM EST, 8 AM CST, 7 AM MT and 6 AM PST. That iz teh second pickshure ov the day!!)
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There will be a HYOOJ (I hope) Celery Brashun
in honor of the BIRTHDAY of
That Tendrilled Darling ov ICHC ~
Teh Brayve Defender ov Endanjured Langwijes
Teh Wun, the Only, the Many -
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MARY Oโ SPOCKN
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aka Choppโd Livah Grrl, Sweetpea, MayWee, Mais Oui, Mais Non,
Mausโs Ebil Princess, an โa surtin flora hoo shall nawt be named.โ
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EBREEWUN iz moast hartilee invited.
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Yoo may bring shwimps in awl kinds ov deelishus vershuns az well as other dellishusn an nootrishus refreshmints an drinkses and prezzies.
(But pleeeeez leeve the Roundup at hoam!! An the hedj clipperz.). An teh noo weekwhacker
Ai hope verree much to see yoo awl there!! It shud be heeps oโfun!!
shwimpz?!?!?!?! cownt me yin!
Kitteh sez “What iz it? What eveh ez, iz MINE!”
Thats teh law of grabbitee.
gud wun!
Imminemt nom
i can haz seconds, pls?
and thirdz? adn forftsh?
wot, no wun took da kue/straight line?
okayz, i will starts the 5th alfamabeticamal Liszt:
5th Ammendment, (use az needid)
5th Beatle
5th Circuit court 0 appeals
5th Dimension
5th Estate
5th F…
5th Force (a proposed force of nature in addition to the four known fundamental forces – Wikipedia is mai fren!)
5th Grade
5th H…
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(aifinkso a cupple uv impoartant wuns got lefted out tho)
5th Avenue, Saks
5th, Beethoven’s
5th Element
oooo good addishunz!
5th Hweel
5th Indiana Jones movie
5th J…
โซ FIIIIIIIIIVE GOOOOOOOOOOLD RIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIINGZโซ
let da eerwurmz begin…
I iz cookie monstur!
D’oh!
Mai eies deseevid mi. Iz nawt cookie.
**rubs hed an eies**
Izzit tiem 2 go hoam yet?
teh ornj wuns is poyszon AND hungry. mostly hungry. don’t hurry back; won’t be anything left.
Dis kitteh be BERRY orinj!
Poyson, hungree and ebil. Doan forget ebil. Be prepaerd wit all percaw… all precawsh… haff gear readee, including snorgle snorkle, CHRG (wdoi) and plenty uv gushifuds.
except da olives. dey leave dem to say “olive you”
(plus dey fink they are teh pleh)
maybe tehy is saving tehm for that raindeer.
U knows, Olive- teh otter raindeer?
giglol- dat joke alwayz tikkulz me. i noes: i aer eeezilee a mus’d.
*โซhumshumhm*
ayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy! no fairz: Christmuss eeerwrum arribes earleee…
why wate til teh last minnit?
Earworms. The gift that keeps on giving…
Did yoo see teh mooovie??? It’s kwite charming!
ai had teh eggs cues ov having sum liddle relativs around!
Not my orinj and black kittehs – they pickz olives out nawt-sekkund as BESTEST treatz! Tabby kittehs think olives is Pleh!
My Goldeneye kitty (who looks like this guy except twice as big) does this to me every morning when I’m eating my breakfast.
Ohai, Jenn. Hao beeg is yor Goldeneye kitteh? I luvs me teh orinj wuns, speshully teh beeg orinj wuns. They has teh win!
And nao I haz a tabbeh, an I luvs heem too. Hez gunna be a beeg boi – at less than 8 munths, he nao ways almost 13 pownds (up from 12 pownds a few weeks bak). I will has to start watchin his fuds. I don’t wunt heem to git overwayt, but he has a gud appetite!
as u sed b4, teh big wuns are an ARMFUL! iz teh best!
Goldeneye weighed 18.8 pounds when I took him for his annual checkup a month or so ago. He’s my big boy, my guard cat, my “sit on Mommy’s feet so she stops getting out of bed when she doesn’t need to” (long story) helper, etc.
I sends hugs for yoo to plz giv to yor beeg orinj boi. Tell heem this hug is frum Gremlin:
{{Goldeneye}} Luvs teh naym! Mah beeg orinj kitteh’s eys wer as orinj as himz furz.
**rhsb, lissenin 2 “Hebbin Can Wate” by Meet Lofe, fawls asleep**
THUNK!
ZZzzzzzzzzzzz……
Awl ur wat-eber-dat-iz r myne soon az u turnz ur bak
I finkso iz keesh. Oar peetzah. Oar mebbeh omulet.
Waddeber. Iz mine.
Luk! Ober dere! *yoink!*
Didjoo say a nomulet?
Iz a nomlet a smawl nom?
It’z fud, kitteh haz a hongree, so kitteh wull nom it, watebber it iz.
Kitteh wayts a whole five sekkunds? Iz moar payshunt than mine!
Mine tew! He just jumps on kitchin counter and puts himz fayce rite in de playte- Nom!
iz 5 secunds in cat years?
Wy wayte 5 sekkunds? NOM NAO!
heerz teh burfday fairy to wish a big HAPPEE BURFDAY to all teh cheezfrenz, lolfrenz, noofrenz, lurkurfrenz, an trolz hoo haz tehms burfdays today!! fank yoo to ebreewun hoo gibbed me hugs yestirday. burfday fairy haz had a meh. an a bleh. an a bit ob a pleh, eben. i eben tryed sitting in wun ob teh enurjy vortexes an taht didnt eben help!!
but i will keep on. teh bestest way to gets rid ob teh meh an bleh an pleh, besides huggses frum frenz, iz to do nise fings for ovver peeples! 
so i haz bringed tasty burfday cakes in yor favrit flavrs, i skreem, frooty punch, poynty shiny party hats wif pompoms on tehm, an goodie bags wif kandees (not too many for ginness piggeh tho!! 
i still bemeber wut happned wen him ated too much ob burfday fairy’s leftober hallolween!), yoyos taht lite up wen teh yoyo, ittybitty sekrit diariees, an puffy kitteh stikkers wif googly eyes!
ยง ยค โช ฮพ โบ า ฮธ ั ยฃ ยง ยค โช ฮพ โบ า ฮธ ั ยฃ ยง ยค โช ฮพ โบ า ฮธ ั ยฃ ยง ยค โช ฮพ โบ า ฮธ ั ยฃ
โบ า ฮธ ั ยฃ ยง ยค โช ฮพ โบ า ฮธ ั ยฃ ยง ยค โช โบ า ฮธ ั ยฃ ยง ยค โช ฮพ โบ า ฮธ ั ยฃ ยง ยค โช โบ
ฮพ โบ า ฮธ ั ยฃ ยง ยค โช ฮพ โบ า ฮธ ั ยฃ ยง ยค ฮพ โบ า ฮธ ั ยฃ ยง ยค โช ฮพ โบ า ฮธ ั ยฃ ยง ยค ฮพ
ยค โช ฮพ โบ า ฮธ ั ยฃ ยง ยค โช ฮพ ยค โช ฮพ โบ า ฮธ ั ยฃ ยง ยค โช ฮพ ยค โช ฮพ โบ า ฮธ ั ยฃ ยง ยค โช ฮพ
oooo! fanks BF
*takes ittybitty sekrit diariee*
Hoose is this?
*luks*
Hay! Dat’s prybit!!
*YOINK*
*muttermuttergrumblesumpeepsgotnorespek*
ohai DK!
Lotsa gud reeding there!!
How wuz ur retreet? R u all in liten’d now?
We useta hav lots uv work retreets. Sumbuddy smart sed – retreets is awl well and gud, but when is we gunna advantz?
Ha! Yoo R teh funnee, skwirrlgrrl. Ai bees moar confuzzled tahn eber!
ADN wii habbinh snoes heer todai. Pleh!
oh noes!
That’s not sposed to happin!
U shud be feeling all refreshed and renoo-ed, I thotso!
I has a jellus about teh snow tho. We only has teh cold.
I see ur pleh and raze u one.
Sowree, cannot anser โ too bizzee pakking up awl teh snoes to send down to NC.
iz YOR sekrit diaryee!! (iz blank for yoo to rite all yor sekrits in!!)
icanhasfloofykittehstikkerwifgooglyies? plz? nawt mai burfday tho. kthxbai!
fank y {{{burfday fairy}}} helpz self 2 yoyo
yoyoyoyoyoyoyoyoyoyoyoyoyoyoyoyoyoyoyoyoarrghhaitangleddestring! naow ai cahn onlee yo ———-โผ
*reeches owt beeg orinj paw, slaps at yo-yo, sends it flying!*
donut wurry, teh yoyoz haz majikaly non-tangle string! iz 100000% tangle-prufe!
oh, teh goodie bags are for ALL teh party gestses! not just teh burfday peeps!
Aww! Hims wook just wike mah kitteh!!
i can has cheezpizza?
Ohai, frenz.
**yawns**
Izzit tiem to go hoem yet?
I gots teh chineez dizeez: draggin azz.
Oy, me too. Day going to slow, I wanna go back home to my kitties!
Tyme drags when we is away frum teh wuns we luvs best. It flies when we ar together at last. Ther is a gloo uv sorts between sum peepuls and kittehs. Ay fynd ay am happyist with mah kitteh in mah arms, or by mah syde. Teh whurld is mayd rite agin.
Awwww – “Teh whurld is mayd rite agin.”
{{{{{{Gremlin}}}}}}
Nom rule:
If I wanna nom it, zero sekinds.
Gawt dat rite, babes! {{{{D.R.}}}}
No sekkunds! NAO! Mai kittehs were konserned caws ai wuz bery sick ober teh weekend. Wile ai sleepz, dey gotz up onna cownter in kitchen, grabz teh gud wheet bred nawt teh wite, taykes it owt to teh libing rum, and starts nomming. Mind u, dey had nawt eben missed WUN meel! NAWT WUN! But dey felt dey needed to be konserned abowt bovvering teh hoomun caws she wuz sik. Or dey just wanned niec beddur bred. Dere wuz no 5 sekkund rool dere.
Oh noes!! Ai hoep yoo is feline much beddur naow!
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{{KCT}} I hopes yoo is feline beddur!
Ai feline beddur nao…..fankies fer teh hugs {{{{{{{{gremlin & 4point5kittehs}}}}}}}} Ai needed dat! Teh bois r happee too!
5 sekkon rool eqolz menee a cheezburger!
in tis kase, its a peetsa
5.4.3.2.1.NOMMM!
I think the real question here…
Is that pizza or keish? Mmmm… keish…
mi kitteh has a 3-second rul
ooh, kitteh kitteh – dose luky lolcatz, dehy get der hoover krafts fer drivinโ round der house. lokz lik dey r guna sell diffent brands lik da real carz, and giv dem fancy itilian namz.