Comments on: Phew…

By: phoenix mattress

phoenix mattress — Thu, 22 Oct 2009 02:49:24 +0000

ooh, kitteh kitteh – dose luky lolcatz, dehy get der hoover krafts fer drivin’ round der house. lokz lik dey r guna sell diffent brands lik da real carz, and giv dem fancy itilian namz.

By: kikio

kikio — Sun, 18 Jan 2009 19:20:12 +0000

thinks agen rat

By: Tom

Tom — Wed, 19 Nov 2008 21:56:48 +0000

“Underneeth the sha-deee treeee…..
Mi an mai (jinormis) shado…
I shur wish he’d stay away frum meeee…..”

By: catalogical humor

catalogical humor — Wed, 19 Nov 2008 16:50:33 +0000

What you say!!?!

By: gremlin

gremlin — Wed, 19 Nov 2008 13:20:25 +0000

Mebbe that maus wuld be wayring an eekspresshun then, LOL!

By: batman567

batman567 — Wed, 19 Nov 2008 06:11:32 +0000

awesome man. i’ve gotta get a handle on this web-language tho.

keep it up

By: Oscar The Mild

Oscar The Mild — Wed, 19 Nov 2008 04:35:53 +0000

Kitteh is just waiting for the ekspressun on mouse’s face when he turns around *eek!!*

By: johnson442

johnson442 — Wed, 19 Nov 2008 03:25:36 +0000

“Hee’s rite behind me, isn’t he?”

By: Aegis Runestone

Aegis Runestone — Wed, 19 Nov 2008 02:04:45 +0000

LOL. That’s a good one. XD

By: tessm

tessm — Wed, 19 Nov 2008 01:20:40 +0000

oh noes! ai did nawt meen to say “membered”…
lyke, “dismembered”…

By: leeza-b

leeza-b — Wed, 19 Nov 2008 01:19:06 +0000

*wee interrupt this Dark n Stormee for a portant annownsemint*
DF.. pagin DF… u is wanted on teh next lol.
Please to report back for dutee. Tehre are peeps in need uv drinks.
*wee now returns u to teh Dark n Stormee in progress*

By: tessm

tessm — Wed, 19 Nov 2008 01:18:53 +0000

ummm… sew, iz u reelee konsiderring teh kareer change? an u cannawt mayke up yur mindz btw cereal killer / aks murderer?
.
ummm… ai just membered sumfing ai gotta do sumwher.

By: tessm

tessm — Wed, 19 Nov 2008 01:16:58 +0000

ai can haz white zin pls?

By: rhsb

rhsb — Wed, 19 Nov 2008 01:16:29 +0000

Dats reelee mi.

By: Din Fleetpaw

Din Fleetpaw — Wed, 19 Nov 2008 01:14:40 +0000

8. Da dongle was burreed rite were it was supposed tew be… Odd… no weezul traks… But ai guess dat meens dat dere…

By: tessm

tessm — Wed, 19 Nov 2008 01:14:31 +0000

iz taht u beein teh cereal killer / aks murderer, oar iz taht wun uv teh crime storees u wuz menshunning about?

By: Din Fleetpaw

Din Fleetpaw — Wed, 19 Nov 2008 01:08:47 +0000

Afturwords, I can has a go at dis Capitan? Ai can shows him mai big eyes, an big eers, an big teef. Cud be a big attrackshun! Moar munnies fur da Cheez Lands!
.
Oh! an… *snerk* Yoose awl been sayin “weener!”

By: leeza-b

leeza-b — Wed, 19 Nov 2008 01:05:32 +0000

*skritchez woofeh on teh nose*

By: Din Fleetpaw

Din Fleetpaw — Wed, 19 Nov 2008 01:03:59 +0000

Whew! glad mai expeeriance in da Whyne Cellar be ober. ^-^

By: leeza-b

leeza-b — Wed, 19 Nov 2008 01:00:27 +0000

*tail fluffs up a littul*
I did dint I?

By: leeza-b

leeza-b — Wed, 19 Nov 2008 00:58:54 +0000

Oh yeh.
Now has noocastle in one hand, and szindanfell in teh otter…

By: tessm

tessm — Wed, 19 Nov 2008 00:58:04 +0000

ai called mai mgr “OFL” — Our Feerless Leeder.
hee thot hee wuz, ennyway.
.
leeza, u did NAWT run — u just nawt let ennywun yellz at u!
u stood ur grownd lyke a prowd littlol rodent!!

By: rhsb

rhsb — Wed, 19 Nov 2008 00:55:04 +0000

Gud! I iz reddee foar it!

**tips bottlol**

Ah, dats gud stuff.

By: Din Fleetpaw

Din Fleetpaw — Wed, 19 Nov 2008 00:54:13 +0000

Eeep! Ai… ai… okai! Won nucastul, commin rite up!
*Shuffle shuffle… crash!* Yipe!* Sweep sweep sweep… rustle rustle….*
Awlmoast gots it!
*Comes bak owt wif a nucastul bawlanced awn mai muzzle* Heer yew is!
*Hands it tew yew* Gewd?

By: rhsb

rhsb — Wed, 19 Nov 2008 00:53:02 +0000

Forsunatelee, I has purty gud boss nao.

Wif teh stuffs wii has 2 deel wif onna day-2-day baysis, iz gud to has nyse boss.

I has red some crime storees dat wud curl yer hares!

By: Rex911

Rex911 — Wed, 19 Nov 2008 00:52:31 +0000

Dun look hes behind yooz! =(

By: Din Fleetpaw

Din Fleetpaw — Wed, 19 Nov 2008 00:52:18 +0000

Aww! ^-^ Tank yew! {{rhsb}} Much bettur nao. Espeschuallee since BC is awl gone. Yew wanted anuddur bottol? Ai brawts it! *Hands yew da bottol*

By: leeza-b

leeza-b — Wed, 19 Nov 2008 00:51:37 +0000

ohai GoFur.
*taps futs*
I has bin wating kwite a wile for a noocastle.
Has u got it yet?
*czechs watch*
Ur furpormanse evaluashun will be comin up soon, u knows.

By: Din Fleetpaw

Din Fleetpaw — Wed, 19 Nov 2008 00:51:08 +0000

7. still dere, but purrhaps dey mite hab been yewsing dis as a destrackshun! “Ai shud chek on da dongle!” thawt GP prowdlee as he goed bakbehind da NB tew examine da spawt ware da dongle was burreed. But just den…

By: rhsb

rhsb — Wed, 19 Nov 2008 00:50:31 +0000

Oh my, DF!

Heer, lemme halp u wif dose poyntee-enz marks.

**gentlee wipes marks wif antiseptic an bandijes enny taht needs it**

{{{DF}}}

Tehre u go. Awl bettur nao?

By: leeza-b

leeza-b — Wed, 19 Nov 2008 00:49:50 +0000

Mick! Speek to us! Is u just going to de-lurk n run?

By: Din Fleetpaw

Din Fleetpaw — Wed, 19 Nov 2008 00:48:40 +0000

*Comes bak up wif anudder bottol an a lawt ob pointee-endz marks awn meh*
Here yew is… dun ask wat ai had tew dew fur it… horribul… horrible tings!
*Closes da door, da tew eyes of Basement Cat lewkin owt as it closes*

By: rhsb

rhsb — Wed, 19 Nov 2008 00:48:24 +0000

Tessm – dat wudda been funne 2 see!

Gud foar u.

Teh wurst boss I had wuz woman. Teh best boss I had wuz woman. Teh wurst wun I referred too hur az “Clooless”. Hur boss, aslew a woman, wuz “Useless”.

By: leeza-b

leeza-b — Wed, 19 Nov 2008 00:48:17 +0000

gud 4 u! But, well, I was teh one that sorta ran.. Iguessso.. sinse I was teh one that hung up teh fone.
I tolled my mgr tho, and I hopes he will take care of it. But if it happenz again… I’ll be paying a vissit to HR abowt him.

And teh HR asst used to werk wif him, so Ifinkso I won’t has to worry if tehy will bleeve me…. *small snerk*

By: 3floofiekittehs

3floofiekittehs — Wed, 19 Nov 2008 00:44:14 +0000

Ohhhhh…. permanet baycayshun. Sownds wunnerful! Ai will wait impashuntly fur anudder 20 years or so till ai can take teh permanent baycashun. Drat! Adn der are teh so many places ai wud liek tu go visit rite nao…but insted, ai git teh grate idea tu embark on a 2nd career. Puts teh crimps in mai travelin plans!
Enjoi yur trip, Cween MJ!

By: tessm

tessm — Wed, 19 Nov 2008 00:42:43 +0000

ohai leeza, SO gud fur u 2 nawt let him bullee u!!
ai hadda mgr lyke taht wunst. ai founded owt whut hee wuz lyke, an ai reelized it wuz mattur uv tyme b4 he wud try 2 bullee me. tuuk him 3 yrz, but wun day hee did — an ai wuz reddee, an ai yelled bak! an he RAN!

By: cweenmj

cweenmj — Wed, 19 Nov 2008 00:42:34 +0000

Wuz berry inta rusting. lotsa rust. Dey haz deh werkz cut owt fur em,, keeping deh ship in a stablol kundishun. It b berry old.
.
wii not haz ennee planz fur deh fangz gibbingz. Just relaxing.

By: leeza-b

leeza-b — Wed, 19 Nov 2008 00:40:54 +0000

fanks!
I always has a worry, bowt something liek that but I wud be more worried abowt myselfs if I took that BS (scuze my fronsch) from him.
Blush? oh no fanks.. I lieks teh reds. I has a nise glass of szindanfell rite heer. Itz teh yummie!!
fanks to u too KCT!
Wots a perse?

By: Plasticat

Plasticat — Wed, 19 Nov 2008 00:40:30 +0000

Welcomez tu ICHC Mick, urm outta curiouskitty hoa long haz yew bin lurkin?

By: cweenmj

cweenmj — Wed, 19 Nov 2008 00:37:46 +0000

Wii b on permanet baycayshun….wii b retireded…. adn libbing in deh RV travling deh kuntry…. wii spending a few munfz in texis fur deh winteur.

By: 3floofiekittehs

3floofiekittehs — Wed, 19 Nov 2008 00:37:16 +0000

A whine that a mom IRL never hears!

By: rhsb

rhsb — Wed, 19 Nov 2008 00:33:57 +0000

Hai guies, I maded a lol outta my pikshur. Wat u fink?

**crosses paws, hopin linkee werks**

http://mine.icanhascheezburger.com/view.aspx?ciid=2624026

By: kerrykatz4

kerrykatz4 — Wed, 19 Nov 2008 00:33:20 +0000

Mommmmm, he’s nawt tuchin meh!!

By: tessm

tessm — Wed, 19 Nov 2008 00:30:46 +0000

gud wun!

By: rhsb

rhsb — Wed, 19 Nov 2008 00:29:38 +0000

U still mowin yard?

Wii nawt mow yard foar a cupla monfs nao. Ob coarse, teh dry Summur wii had dis yeer dryed teh grass owt reel bad, sew wii nawt mow as offen.

I nawt mind mowin teh yard. Gibs mi a ridin mower an let mi go.

By: tessm

tessm — Wed, 19 Nov 2008 00:29:10 +0000

oooh! gud ideea!! iz part uv teh big bennefit konsurt??

By: tessm

tessm — Wed, 19 Nov 2008 00:26:51 +0000

ohai GP! aifinkso mai bennefit song iz reddy… but… but… ai thot ai wud do awdishuns jus foar u and leeza… nawt 2 spoyl teh surprize big spektakyular star-studded konsert finalee, rite?!

By: nightshayde

nightshayde — Wed, 19 Nov 2008 00:26:44 +0000

O Hai, Mick! Welkum to ICHC.

By: West River rat

West River rat — Wed, 19 Nov 2008 00:24:21 +0000

dek nawt builded yet. Won’t be dun until springtimes. If hawt tub is hawt enuf U nawt notice the cold. enyway is nawt cold yet, ai had tu mow teh lawn caturdai.

By: 3floofiekittehs

3floofiekittehs — Wed, 19 Nov 2008 00:24:11 +0000

Ai lubs a mooseeum! Ai lieks tu luk and learn!
U r own bacayshun in Corpus Christie, Cween?