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Ai see ded mauses…
Plz to nawt be eetin teh rodintz!!!
is otay, aifinkso dis kitteh juss wathing teh Maus. uh huh, yesh.
Conga rats GP. U haz a solo nawt sekund! Wat wud u liek fur ur sillybrayshun?
oh oh oh mai berry own SOLO nawt sekkund? at elebenty inna TTI? Anni – is yu otay?
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aifinkso tu mark dis berry speshul okayzhun wii shud awl has Cheezburgers, wib xtra picklols, catsup adn mussard mmm…
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oh oh oh adn a long cold beer… mmm…
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mai IRL cravings – let me show yu dem!
Aifinksew dat yew gotted dat nawt-sekkond gewd! Lyke a kitteh catches a… er… lyke a woofeh catches a… er… lyke a Guinness Piggeh catches a… sumfing dat Guinness Piggeh catches! ^-^
*Gets tew da bar an smyles* Conga-rats-yew-layshuns! Wat kind of beer yeww be wanting? ^-^
Umm… lemme see, lemme see… * lukks at awl teh wondermuss beers frum arownd teh whirrled *
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Whut is dat won dey has in Kanadia? Is lyke a Hunney Brown sumfing sumfing…
*Dig dig dig dig dig… ice flinging up ebberewere* Hmm… lemme see… lemme see…
Is it…
Sleeman’s Hunney Brown Lager?
Oar…
Big Rawck Hunny Brown Lager?
(Hehe tank yew google fur da naymes!)
oh oh oh! teh Sleemans won! yesh yesh yesh * jumps up adn down pointing *
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Hao deed wii ebber libe wibowt Googlol?
*Finalee pulls da bottol owt an smyles as ai take mai biggust, sharpust an most pointee-ended fang, and gently playces it under da lip ob da tawp…*
…an den…
*BANG!*
*Pawps da tawp wif nuffin but a teenee-tineee hed-moove* ^-^
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*Gibs yew da hole bottol, wif a tawl, frostee glass* Enjoy yer Sleemans, GP!
aaaahhhh yyyeeeaaahhh
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{{{DF}}}
Yew be welcomes! Yew has peeked mai inturest… in less dan a yeer, ai will has tew trai dis brew dat da Guinness Piggeh enjoies! {{GP}}
oh yesh yesh yesh, ai has a IRL frend frum Kanadia adn dis won thyme, at band camp… no, dat’s an otter storee… oh yesh, dis won thyme in Lundun wii goes tu teh Maple Leaf Bar inna, umm Covent Garden(?) adn wii has eet dere. OMCC, it wus sooo nyce! ai has nawt seed eet anyware else synce
Aww… I has a sad now dat yoo nebber sawed it since! AIfink yew will find it sewn. Ai noticed dey did hab a websyte, sew it mai nawt be im-posseum-a-bull!
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Oh? Wat happen at Band Camp? =P Did its involve a weezul an an elebenty-foot piece ob toobing? …jes a guess… ^-^
No weezuls waz involved! We waz berry far away! Awl uv us! We having teh alibais!
1. eet wussa Dark adn Stormee Nite, GP was awai at Band Camp. He’d just payd elebenty hunnert munnies tu teh Rabid Weesuls fur an elebenty foot lawng peece ob toobing; he needed eet fur…
(OMCC! De preeveous posts mayde me Lawl sew lowd!)
2. …een ordar tew keeps da showurs running korrecktlee! But Guinness Piggeh din’t noe dat da Weezuls had a debbilish plan tew keep da munnies AN da toobing fur demsalves an mayke a hole band stinkee! Pleh! Sew as he was goin bak tew da showur-playce…
3. …teh no gud, weesuley weesuls were planning dere next moobe. Dey were going tu distract oar hero by showing him…
4. ….A kewt kitteh in hopez dat he wud splort. But deh guinniss piggeh wuz tu smart tu falling fer dat plan. Insted, he…..
5. ficksed them wif a stoney glare, and ranawayveryfast.
‘Dat woz close’ he thot to hisself! If they had cot me, they wud have found…
6. teh dongle dat ai stole frum teh rascally weezils. Then ai hyred sum firemenz tu bury dat dongle behind teh NB last nite. When ai went tu check on it tuday it wuz….
7. still dere, but purrhaps dey mite hab been yewsing dis as a destrackshun! “Ai shud chek on da dongle!” thawt GP prowdlee as he goed bakbehind da NB tew examine da spawt ware da dongle was burreed. But just den…
8. Da dongle was burreed rite were it was supposed tew be… Odd… no weezul traks… But ai guess dat meens dat dere…
*wee interrupt this Dark n Stormee for a portant annownsemint*
DF.. pagin DF… u is wanted on teh next lol.
Please to report back for dutee. Tehre are peeps in need uv drinks.
*wee now returns u to teh Dark n Stormee in progress*
Shepherd Neames Spitfire?
Boddingtons?
Guinness?????
Has teh Alaska nut brown ale…
Is the win.
I can has NooCastle?
Ai can haz Shandee?
*A shandee komes whizzing down da bar* Heds up, Nightshayde! ^-^
*slluuuuuuurrrrrrrp*
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Aaaaaaah!
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*wieps wiskurs*
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Fanks, DF!
Nawt a porbalam! ^-^ Enjoys it!
*Wipe wipes glasses* Aifink ai can becomes a gewd bartendur in addishun tew werkin seckuritee! ^-^
Hey, DF!
U bartendin tonite? I needs bevridj.
Whatcha needs rhsb? Moar margareetas? Oar sumfin diffurunt? ^-^
I wuds lyk whine, plz. “Jeremiahs” by Rockbridge Vineyard in VA.
Oh, an leev teh bottlol.
As a mattur ov fack, doan bothur wif teh glass. It be wun less u hasta warsh.
Yew iz teh thotful, rhsb.
Iz yew hazzin anudder bad day?
Yes, unforshunatelee.
Iz seemz lyk moar bad than gud latele.
**luuks arown**
Ware did taht goggeh go too? Did himz hasta go 2 Virginia 2 gets teh whine?
Okies, lemme get yew won frum da wyine cellar.
*Puts awn a minur’s hedlamp flashlite.*
*Pulls awn a rope openin up a hole in da floor*
*Starts daown da stairs… woof-steps slowlee disamapeering intoew da distance*
*Splash! Clonk! Rumble rumble…*
Wait… wat’s dat? Basement Cat! No! Stai bak! Ai is a gewd goggeh!
*Woof-steps get louder an louder an ai springs up frum da floor wif da bottol* Whew! Dat was close! …here yew goes!
*pour pour pour…* An da bottol tew. ^-^ *Hands yew da glass an bottol*
U gots moar than jes teh wun bottlol, dintchoo?
{{{{{rhsb}}}}}
Ai hoepz yer day getz beddur wif a kwikness — an wiffowt a hangover.
{{{{rhsb}}}} Iz building a new haws, or ai wuld invited U to has a weekend awai frum eet awl.
Ai can haz teh hawt tubbie on teh deck, adn noes haow to gib massijs
O_o; Awroo? … Hang awn… *Trots slowlee bak down tew da cellar, yelping an avoiding BC awl da way!*
WRr, oh dat sownz teh nyse!
Whiel awn bacayshun yeers ago, I wents 2 teh Shenandoah Mtns in VA.
Wii (mi an teh fyoochur-formur-huzbin) stayed at a cabin onna hill. Wuz berry nyse an privit. Hadz hyooj hawt tub on bak portch an jakoozi tub. It wuz alsew awn dat trip dat I discubbered teh whine I menshuned.
Wuds LUB 2 go bak, jes by maiself, foar a few (hundred) dayz, but nawt pawsibull rite nao.
Hek, teh onlee reezun I luukin foar-werd 2 FangzGibbon iz taht I gets howse 2 maiself!
I kant wate. I gonna gets mi sum whine an chug-a-lug. (Nawt drink in frunt ov the parintz.)
But, but, but West River rat, u b in Souf Dakota rite?? I noez it b souf uv Norf Dakota, but still, it b pritty far norf if ya ask mii. Isn’t it kinda c-c-c-c–c-c–coooold on deh dek???
Gud poynt, cween.
Nope, I nawt duz good inna cold.
**goes luukin foar hiburnayshun opshuns**
dek nawt builded yet. Won’t be dun until springtimes. If hawt tub is hawt enuf U nawt notice the cold. enyway is nawt cold yet, ai had tu mow teh lawn caturdai.
U still mowin yard?
Wii nawt mow yard foar a cupla monfs nao. Ob coarse, teh dry Summur wii had dis yeer dryed teh grass owt reel bad, sew wii nawt mow as offen.
I nawt mind mowin teh yard. Gibs mi a ridin mower an let mi go.
*Comes bak up wif anudder bottol an a lawt ob pointee-endz marks awn meh*
Here yew is… dun ask wat ai had tew dew fur it… horribul… horrible tings!
*Closes da door, da tew eyes of Basement Cat lewkin owt as it closes*
Oh my, DF!
Heer, lemme halp u wif dose poyntee-enz marks.
**gentlee wipes marks wif antiseptic an bandijes enny taht needs it**
{{{DF}}}
Tehre u go. Awl bettur nao?
ohai GoFur.
*taps futs*
I has bin wating kwite a wile for a noocastle.
Has u got it yet?
*czechs watch*
Ur furpormanse evaluashun will be comin up soon, u knows.
Aww! ^-^ Tank yew! {{rhsb}} Much bettur nao. Espeschuallee since BC is awl gone. Yew wanted anuddur bottol? Ai brawts it! *Hands yew da bottol*
Eeep! Ai… ai… okai! Won nucastul, commin rite up!
*Shuffle shuffle… crash!* Yipe!* Sweep sweep sweep… rustle rustle….*
Awlmoast gots it!
*Comes bak owt wif a nucastul bawlanced awn mai muzzle* Heer yew is!
*Hands it tew yew* Gewd?
Gud! I iz reddee foar it!
**tips bottlol**
Ah, dats gud stuff.
Oh yeh.
Now has noocastle in one hand, and
szindanfell in teh otter…Whew! glad mai expeeriance in da Whyne Cellar be ober. ^-^
*skritchez woofeh on teh nose*
Yea what anni sed-nebber mind*wawks oat ob ruum wif nowun relizin ai stoll teh LoL* heh heh heh heh
What duz pinny gigs liek to eet?
whut yu got? mostlee wii lieks teh carrots, lettuce adn grass ob corse – aifinkso teh merican lolpigs lieks teh alfalfa, wii nawt has taht so mush inna TTI
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Me? ai liek EBBERYFING! speshully chokklit shayped animules, yesh yesh!
Afinkso…
Aplols
Berries
Carrots
Dark Green Kale
Ebryfing
F…
French beans
Grassssssesss
Hey
Icicles (for water in cold wevver)
Jimpson weed (cept then tehy be crazy)
Koffee kaek
Lima beans
Mashed potato
Nutz from brazile
O…
Korms
Lettis
Manitee, Hugh shaypd choklit
N…
Nupshuals ob da veggerable kynde!
Okra
Pom-pom-A-Granites
Qwik tew eets tings, lyke graypes
R…
Nilla beenz
Okra
Peenutz
Qwispy karritz
R….
Rattishes
Spinach
Tee – English brake fast
U…
Rodunt fuds
Sesame seedz
Ten ton korn kernels
U…
Unicorn shaped crackerz
Very large treets
Whutebber ai lieks tu eet
X…
Xtra crispy lettis
Yummy yams
Zebra wif dark and white chawklit stripes.
I nevver see chokkit shayped animules. Are tehy shayped liek canndy bars or kisssseses?
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Mostlee wii lieks teh Chokklit Army Dillers, Caramel filled Oktopuss, Nougat filled Pandas adn summedy issa awlways nomming onna chokklit possum – ai lieks teh cherry filled wons bestest!
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* hands tray ob sordid chokklit animules tu Meezer Mom *
((gp))thnx
Ai purrfurrs teh Kanajan theemd chokklit aminlols fur awl tastes: teh dark chokklit moose, teh whyte chokklit polar bare, an teh milk chokklit mountin gote.
Ai iz missing taht ultimate Kanajan aminlol teh beevur, but ai nawt eben want tu fink what that cud leed tu… ovver tahn teh NB.
Oh Hai, GP!! I giving u a chokklit possum. I awlwayz haz a spare wun in mai pokkit fur mergen seas. *wisspurrz: U mite wanna pik deh lint off uv it furst.
* sniff sniff * lint goes up nose *
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OHM NOM NOM NOM
Conga rats, GP!
Ai haz teh free cheezs quiche wif spinach 4 awl peeps nawt nomming rodints.
We can dans teh Texas 2 steps.
and theHawt chocklit wif rumple mintz
Ohai, WRR!
Ai wud lub sum hawt chowklit! It iz gettin cold here in teh suthern US of A-Merry-ka! We haz a freeze warnin 2nite- we doan get dose berry often.
Mai inexperiens wid cowl wether- let me show u it!
Ohai 3fk, mebbeh wi cud blowing sum hawt ayer frum West cost tu be warming it up war u R. Oar we kan maykin a mini swap n shayer n u sending us summa
yur kold…
Yesh! Grate idea FK!
We shairs and find a grate happee medium. Nawt tu hawt, Nawt tu cowld! Ai feel bedder awl reddy!
Mmmmmm, ai fill teh swet drine as wii speek…
turn awraound verri sloe-leee…
Never look back.
Donut luk nao, liddul maus. Jus runawayberyfast!!!
Nawt runawayfast. Maeks kitteh nawt halp hisself. Move very slow and hide inna bushes.
Doan’t turn rownd, Maus
nawt sew fast rodint-yoo haz emenee fiter on ur tailz
“Then again, maybe not.”
Doan luk nao! Ooohhh Noooeeesss! Run, run, run! hied, hied,hied!
It semez a gud jawb ub chasing orf da trole haz bin did in mai laitnes gettingz heer. Fankyu awl fur yur dilly gentz.
Berry glad tu be ob serbice, mai Lady!
Yu’ll find no mor trollz round here for nao.
noetz da furr noa…..
Ohai, I’m bak.
Sew, hoo iz teh bartindur tonite?
DF iz apparentlee teh bartindur tonite — see up higher on teh fred. ↑ Himz jus giveded meh a shandee. Mmmm….. nao ai haz a happee!
“Mi an mai (jinormis) shado….”
“Underneeth the sha-deee treeee…..
Mi an mai (jinormis) shado…
I shur wish he’d stay away frum meeee…..”
* De-lurking test *
O Hai, Mick! Welkum to ICHC.
Welcomez tu ICHC Mick, urm outta curiouskitty hoa long haz yew bin lurkin?
Mick! Speek to us! Is u just going to de-lurk n run?
I not touchin u. Does dis bother u? I not touchin u.
Mommmmm, he’s nawt tuchin meh!!
A whine that a mom IRL never hears!
dis remyndz meh uv Forrest Gump. RUNNNNNN, MOUSE! RUNNNNNNNNNNN!!! lolz
Dun look hes behind yooz! =(
LOL. That’s a good one. XD
“Hee’s rite behind me, isn’t he?”
Kitteh is just waiting for the ekspressun on mouse’s face when he turns around
*eek!!*
Mebbe that maus wuld be wayring an eekspresshun then, LOL!
awesome man. i’ve gotta get a handle on this web-language tho.
keep it up
thinks agen rat
ooh, kitteh kitteh – dose luky lolcatz, dehy get der hoover krafts fer drivin’ round der house. lokz lik dey r guna sell diffent brands lik da real carz, and giv dem fancy itilian namz.
Aifinkso…No kthnxbai
:snerk: ur name iz weener! ROFLMAO
Why? We enjoy it. If you don’t like it, don’t come here!
Mebbeh U kin:
mayk lyk a treen leev
putting negg inyer shoo n beet it
am skray
wayv by by
Mr Captain iz havin a cranky two’sday, ai tink.
Gib him a troll mask and a qwik kick in teh… well, wherebber u like!
if wee IZ idiotz, tehn HAOW cud wee stawp talkin lyke idiotz???
sheesh, uze sum logik.
Noes! Tea Ar Oh Ell Ell ALERT! *gets owt aunty troll broom and chases Captain Weiner wif it* Goes!
well we kin tawk liek idiotz if we wants tew!
HEY! Ifn u hads teh dai lyk teh wun I hads, tehn u wud tawlk lyk an ideut too!
What you say!!?!
Mii too! ROFPIMP!!!
Mayk like a sheperd adn git deh flock owtta heer.
Doan let deh door nob hit ya ware deh gud Lord split ya.
Mayk liek a bananana an split?
Maek lyk poop an hit teh trayle.
Maek lyk a bebbeh an hed owt!
Ohai tessm! is yu reddy?
Mah idiot impreshun — let me sho u it:
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“would you idiots please stop talking like idiots?! argh!!!!”
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Hao wuz dat?
*snerk*
yeah, u u u weener!!
Can enniwun eggs plane wye sumwun hoo fynedz lolspeak so uffensib keaps cummin heer 2 be uffendid? It shore beeetz me!
Uh ten shuns, aifinkso… :rolls:
I dunno. It making no sens tu mee neether. Adn dey neber stikk rownd and splain demselvez. Dey just wander in, saying sumfing rude and den leeve. Duzn’t matter if u feeding dem oar not. Dey just weerd. I haz tryed hugging dem. And inviting dem tu deh Ty Booteek fur a chokklit martoonee. *shrugz sholderz*
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Speeking uv chokklit martooneez, don’t mind if I due. Enneewun else? I haz a big pitcher full, just hep ursef and pull up a chair.
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*sip sip sip* Aaaaahhhhh.
An awlso, they finking that just becoz they nawt lyk, that we awl will be stopping sumfing we enjoying. Well PPPHHHHHBBBBBBBBBBBT tu that! Ai nawt lyk complainee trolls, but they nawt stop!
Maekz u wunder hoo aer teh idyutz!
Pplz iz freeks. Datz teh prawblum. Derez way too menny stoopy pplz in teh whirled, aifinkso.
Jus ignoar dem — dey goez away. 
Ai duz nawt has a wunnering at awl.
(Ai give hint: teh idyutz nawt us)
But they making fun toys tu batbat aroun! Wif no gilt!
I say, we puts Capt Weener in a room wif lololollloollll and see hoo comes owt alive.
Doan mind if ai do cweenmj! *sips choklit martoonie* *sits down in sofee floofee chare dat KCT whips owt ov her perse* Hao r u? Can ai offer u sum choklit aminlols? *hands bawx of choklit aminlols to cweenmj* Aifinks teh bestest wuns are teh dark choklit wuns, aifinkso.
*clappity clappity* Brava, brava!
gud wun!
Wayte! Ai haz an ideea! Nobodee moev Ai b rite bak! *runzawaiberyfast*
Tankz KCT!! Dark chokklit…. mmmm…… sip….. nom…. sip… nom ….sip.. nom… nom…. sip… Didja have a gud day??? wii did. wii wented and toured deh USS Lexington. It b a airkraft carrier dat now beez a muszeum.
SOMBF!
(spit owt my bevraj laffin)
I resembul that remark!
Captain WHINer doz nawt wants tew b fownd! Butt dun worree Captain WHINer ai will find yew on teh intertubes sumwarez!
Yay! We sell teh tikkitz, an put it on cablol TV!
oooh! gud ideea!! iz part uv teh big bennefit konsurt??
Afturwords, I can has a go at dis Capitan? Ai can shows him mai big eyes, an big eers, an big teef. Cud be a big attrackshun! Moar munnies fur da Cheez Lands!
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Oh! an… *snerk* Yoose awl been sayin “weener!”
U too, huh?
Teh goggie can haz this hotdog? Luks spoilt tu meh
*handz leeza a tishu tu kleening deh pewter.
* and a nuzzer tishu tu kleening her sef.
Fankies yes, ai hed a gud dai so far! *sip…nom..sip* Toored deh USS Lexington? Dat sownd inneresting! Ai liekz muszeum and ai liekz histery too! *sip…sip….nom…sip* *cuddles into floofee chare* Ai’m glad u hed a gud dai! Ai luks forward to Fangs Gibbon. Hao bowt u?
Ai lubs a mooseeum! Ai lieks tu luk and learn!
U r own bacayshun in Corpus Christie, Cween?
O Hai rhsb! Didja hev a lawtta sno? Hoep nawt! It wuz cold heer last nite! *grabs floofee cheezmap blankee and raps it arownd* NO SNO! NOES!
oh I had teh wurstest day… pleh a#^&%$# manager (not MY mgr, but anotter in teh co) who is always teh meen, and arrogant, and pointey fingers always trying to blame someone else when he is teh stoopy that duz things rong kinda purrson, called me and started yellin at me… and I hung up on him.
Somtimes u just gotta say, enuf!
Hay, can I has a glass uv that wine u gots there?
Or heck, just pass teh bottlol.
No akkyoomulashun. Jes teh flurrees.
Mai poor car wuz frozed tihs moarnin an I hads to skrape windoz. I HAETS DAT JAWB!
Wii ushulle nawt get enny akkyoomulashun until after teh nawt-seckund ov teh yeer.
DF iz goin 2 gets moar, aifinkso.
U wud prolly lyk it. Iz a blush whyne.
leez-b, ai so sawry abowt ur dai! {{{{{leeza-b}}}}} *brings up moar bottlols owt of perse, hands wund to leeza-b and rhsb* Dis is teh gud stuffz! Getz happee but no hanginover laytur. {{{{{rhsb}}}}} Ai nawt lieks scrayping da car eever! Noes, noes, noes! *taykes swig owtta da bottlol*
Leeza – I forgots 2 say, GUD FOAR U FOAR HANGIN UP AWN STOOPY MEEN MANIDJUR!
**hi-5’s leeza**
KCT – Yup skraypin sux. Wii has garadj, but mahm an dad park dere. My poor littlol bebbeh car hasta sitz owtsyde an become a frost-sikkul.
ohai leeza, SO gud fur u 2 nawt let him bullee u!!
ai hadda mgr lyke taht wunst. ai founded owt whut hee wuz lyke, an ai reelized it wuz mattur uv tyme b4 he wud try 2 bullee me. tuuk him 3 yrz, but wun day hee did — an ai wuz reddee, an ai yelled bak! an he RAN!
ohai GP! aifinkso mai bennefit song iz reddy… but… but… ai thot ai wud do awdishuns jus foar u and leeza… nawt 2 spoyl teh surprize big spektakyular star-studded konsert finalee, rite?!
Hai guies, I maded a lol outta my pikshur. Wat u fink?
**crosses paws, hopin linkee werks**
http://mine.icanhascheezburger.com/view.aspx?ciid=2624026
fanks!
I always has a worry, bowt something liek that but I wud be more worried abowt myselfs if I took that BS (scuze my fronsch) from him.
Blush? oh no fanks.. I lieks teh reds. I has a nise glass of
szindanfell rite heer. Itz teh yummie!!fanks to u too KCT!
Wots a perse?
Wii b on permanet baycayshun….wii b retireded…. adn libbing in deh RV travling deh kuntry…. wii spending a few munfz in texis fur deh winteur.
Wuz berry inta rusting. lotsa rust. Dey haz deh werkz cut owt fur em,, keeping deh ship in a stablol kundishun. It b berry old.
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wii not haz ennee planz fur deh fangz gibbingz. Just relaxing.
Ohhhhh…. permanet baycayshun. Sownds wunnerful! Ai will wait impashuntly fur anudder 20 years or so till ai can take teh permanent baycashun. Drat! Adn der are teh so many places ai wud liek tu go visit rite nao…but insted, ai git teh grate idea tu embark on a 2nd career. Puts teh crimps in mai travelin plans!
Enjoi yur trip, Cween MJ!
gud 4 u! But, well, I was teh one that sorta ran.. Iguessso.. sinse I was teh one that hung up teh fone.
I tolled my mgr tho, and I hopes he will take care of it. But if it happenz again… I’ll be paying a vissit to HR abowt him.
And teh HR asst used to werk wif him, so Ifinkso I won’t has to worry if tehy will bleeve me…. *small snerk*
Tessm – dat wudda been funne 2 see!
Gud foar u.
Teh wurst boss I had wuz woman. Teh best boss I had wuz woman. Teh wurst wun I referred too hur az “Clooless”. Hur boss, aslew a woman, wuz “Useless”.
Forsunatelee, I has purty gud boss nao.
Wif teh stuffs wii has 2 deel wif onna day-2-day baysis, iz gud to has nyse boss.
I has red some crime storees dat wud curl yer hares!
ai called mai mgr “OFL” — Our Feerless Leeder.
hee thot hee wuz, ennyway.
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leeza, u did NAWT run — u just nawt let ennywun yellz at u!
u stood ur grownd lyke a prowd littlol rodent!!
*tail fluffs up a littul*
I did dint I?
iz taht u beein teh cereal killer / aks murderer, oar iz taht wun uv teh crime storees u wuz menshunning about?
Dats reelee mi.
ai can haz white zin pls?
ummm… sew, iz u reelee konsiderring teh kareer change? an u cannawt mayke up yur mindz btw cereal killer / aks murderer?
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ummm… ai just membered sumfing ai gotta do sumwher.
oh noes! ai did nawt meen to say “membered”…
lyke, “dismembered”…