Hold it…
Hold it… I’m gonna need to see some ID.
i haz mah passport but da pikshur nawt sew gud.
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No ID, no nip. Eezy, eh?
Congratshumalashuns, Upfi. U leed teh macrame. Shall we maek a conga lien 2 teh tye booteek?
Fank u! Yes, let’s conga! Cawfee, beer, wine and shampers 4 awl!
but i needz my daily dose of nip!
Congratz on tawp spot!
Fank u Valesa! U can haz ur daily dose of nip, and Remy, too! Hao is teh pashent today?
teh pashent is gud! kept meowing last night, wanted attenshun. I didnt get nuf sleep
Iffn ur naem iz nawt on teh list…
Badgers? We don’t need no stinking badgers…
Yeah, yeah. I know. It’s not a badger. I was too slothfull to use the correct animal…
dun’t worry, we not be trolls and complayn ab00t it! AI’m nawt shure wot it is to begin wif.
Ai fink it’s a lemur
Aifinkso, tu.
Yus, ai recogn…, reconnog.., reemembur heem frum teh moboe Mad-a-gas-car!!! “hee laik tu moov it, moov it, yu laik tu … MOOV IT!!!
Bee-sides! Leemurs mayke much bettar dans dans dansers at da dans partees dan badgers! *Dans dans danses* Ai likes tew moov it, moov it! ^-^
ohai GoFur!
How is u todays?
sg/lb, yew is sew lukkie tew habs himz as a go-fur. seems tew be werkin out beddar dan DK! but how iz himz handritten? (teh Cween mite need sum halp wif her xmas cards……
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ifinkso he can onlee make woofeh pawprints.
Ohai! Ai nose ai sayed it befores, but ai says it again! Ai be goods, hoa abowt yew? ^-^ hehe
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Mai handwritin? Let me shows it tew yew… *Has an eager*
*Two minnits laturs, paypur is awl shredded again! An da bawks ob pensuls be bited up wif big woofeh-teef marks* Grrrr! … Ohai! ^-^; *Has an innocent lewk*
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…er… Da paypur started it… den it A-ploded! Ai swares!
(Exacktlee wat happen las nyte. =P Again!)
Teh leemurs be much bedder dans dans dansurs than me, tu!!!
Whan ai move it move it, ebryfing moving teh rong ways.
an sum munnies!
and maybee sum sordid froots and nuts.
O there u are!
I know you are, but what am I…
Akkordin to teh yoggert Ai had fur mai lunsh, Ai thikk an frootee!
Ur gloo!
Because I’m rubber.
STN!
Oh yeah??!!
*Dips Leeza’s pigtails in the inkwell*
hay!
*bloes spitball at maus*
r wii gonna haf tew sper… seppera… maek u tew goe inna differn cornrs?
Mai mahm tryed dat wunse wif mi an mai brudder, but it nawt last berry lang.
Teh nexst fing hur saw out teh kitchin windo wuz mai brudder sneekin ub behine mi WIF TEH KROKAY MALLET!
Ah. That explains it…
Shure duz, ‘eh EM?
No dans fo yu….
sry
But . . . I like to move it move it!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O0fgIPRtCZs
(Sumbuddy had to post it) This klip feechurz reel and kartoon lemurs dantzing fur abowt a minnit and a half. Those lemurs, they lukz lyke they culd sine up for teh River Dance tour.
I love how the pengwin tripped da othur won - teh funny!
Or tehre’s tihs, form Jon Cleez:
uk.youtube.com/watch?v=cDhHqfff9UQ
ownlee 21 and owlder, pleez…
But I ar 21 I jus look younger
dat’s why yew haz tew show mii sum ID!
in goggie years or hoomin?
Sorree, ur nawt famus enuff 2 git inno de Rainforest Club
Famus enuff or furree enuff?
iffen u nawt awn de VIP lizt, ai cahnt let u inn.
O wayte, heer u iz, unner de subheadin Cheezfrendz! U goe rite inn!
u b needin 2 say teh rite passwurd 2 git nsyde
i bet mai frin “george washington” will let me in…..huh? waddya sai??
*snerk*
Yeah, right. Try Hamilton or Jackson…
iz all about teh bejamins, baby….*thows mounds of cash inna ayr*
Ack! Eerwurm uv Weerd Al singing Awl Abowt teh Pentiums!
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Nawt so bad eerwurm, akshully.
nawt itentional, but wun uv hims beddur wuns iffn u ask meh….
Ai gree, it iz!
Ohai, frenz.
Hao iz everbodee 2dai?
Iz verry tyred. Nawt gettin gud sleeps latelee an dunno why. Been chuggin teh Starbuks but iz nawt halpin.
**yawns, stretches an jumps onna bed foar a nap**
Iz Uz stressed?
A baff before naptime helps me sleep bettah.
I stay stressed, speshulee latelee.
I do haz sum lavender baf saltz. Mebbe dat wud halp.
Ether taht oar go to bed wif Jack Daniels.
And after that, have a shot of whiskey…
ebil maus, u is sew knotty…
Yesh, but wii lubs him ennywai.
*gibs ebil maus a pees uv ebil cheez*
*Eyes the cheese suspiciously*
Hmmm… Is this cheese Certified Ebil by the International Ebil Cheese Control Council?
uummm…yesh? honestly, i nebbur nu der wuz sucha fing, sew i dont no. but r gibbon wif frenship in mynd…
ai cahn haz sum ebil crakkers wif dat? kaithxyum!
*rolls owt teh ebil cheezlog an teh buddery ebil ritz crakers*
*Puts put some Ebil Mustard and Ebil Pepperoni*
Hmmm… What else? Oh, yes!
*Puts out some Ebil Grapes and Ebil Apple Slices*
There we are!