Hold it…
Hold it… I’m gonna need to see some ID.
i haz mah passport but da pikshur nawt sew gud.
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No ID, no nip. Eezy, eh?
Congratshumalashuns, Upfi. U leed teh macrame. Shall we maek a conga lien 2 teh tye booteek?
Fank u! Yes, let’s conga! Cawfee, beer, wine and shampers 4 awl!
but i needz my daily dose of nip!
Congratz on tawp spot!
Fank u Valesa! U can haz ur daily dose of nip, and Remy, too! Hao is teh pashent today?
teh pashent is gud! kept meowing last night, wanted attenshun. I didnt get nuf sleep
Iffn ur naem iz nawt on teh list…
Badgers? We don’t need no stinking badgers…
Yeah, yeah. I know. It’s not a badger. I was too slothfull to use the correct animal…
dun’t worry, we not be trolls and complayn ab00t it! AI’m nawt shure wot it is to begin wif.
Ai fink it’s a lemur
Aifinkso, tu.
Yus, ai recogn…, reconnog.., reemembur heem frum teh moboe Mad-a-gas-car!!! “hee laik tu moov it, moov it, yu laik tu … MOOV IT!!!
Bee-sides! Leemurs mayke much bettar dans dans dansers at da dans partees dan badgers! *Dans dans danses* Ai likes tew moov it, moov it! ^-^
ohai GoFur!
How is u todays?
sg/lb, yew is sew lukkie tew habs himz as a go-fur. seems tew be werkin out beddar dan DK! but how iz himz handritten? (teh Cween mite need sum halp wif her xmas cards……
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ifinkso he can onlee make woofeh pawprints.
Ohai! Ai nose ai sayed it befores, but ai says it again! Ai be goods, hoa abowt yew? ^-^ hehe
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Mai handwritin? Let me shows it tew yew… *Has an eager*
*Two minnits laturs, paypur is awl shredded again! An da bawks ob pensuls be bited up wif big woofeh-teef marks* Grrrr! … Ohai! ^-^; *Has an innocent lewk*
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…er… Da paypur started it… den it A-ploded! Ai swares!
(Exacktlee wat happen las nyte. =P Again!)
Teh leemurs be much bedder dans dans dansurs than me, tu!!!
Whan ai move it move it, ebryfing moving teh rong ways.
an sum munnies!
and maybee sum sordid froots and nuts.
O there u are!
I know you are, but what am I…
Akkordin to teh yoggert Ai had fur mai lunsh, Ai thikk an frootee!
Ur gloo!
Because I’m rubber.
STN!
Oh yeah??!!
*Dips Leeza’s pigtails in the inkwell*
hay!
*bloes spitball at maus*
r wii gonna haf tew sper… seppera… maek u tew goe inna differn cornrs?
Mai mahm tryed dat wunse wif mi an mai brudder, but it nawt last berry lang.
Teh nexst fing hur saw out teh kitchin windo wuz mai brudder sneekin ub behine mi WIF TEH KROKAY MALLET!
Ah. That explains it…
Shure duz, ‘eh EM?
No dans fo yu….
sry
But . . . I like to move it move it!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O0fgIPRtCZs
(Sumbuddy had to post it) This klip feechurz reel and kartoon lemurs dantzing fur abowt a minnit and a half. Those lemurs, they lukz lyke they culd sine up for teh River Dance tour.
I love how the pengwin tripped da othur won – teh funny!
Or tehre’s tihs, form Jon Cleez:
uk.youtube.com/watch?v=cDhHqfff9UQ
ownlee 21 and owlder, pleez…
But I ar 21 I jus look younger
dat’s why yew haz tew show mii sum ID!
in goggie years or hoomin?
Sorree, ur nawt famus enuff 2 git inno de Rainforest Club
Famus enuff or furree enuff?
iffen u nawt awn de VIP lizt, ai cahnt let u inn.
O wayte, heer u iz, unner de subheadin Cheezfrendz! U goe rite inn!
u b needin 2 say teh rite passwurd 2 git nsyde
i bet mai frin “george washington” will let me in…..huh? waddya sai??
*snerk*
Yeah, right. Try Hamilton or Jackson…
iz all about teh bejamins, baby….*thows mounds of cash inna ayr*
Ack! Eerwurm uv Weerd Al singing Awl Abowt teh Pentiums!
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Nawt so bad eerwurm, akshully.
nawt itentional, but wun uv hims beddur wuns iffn u ask meh….
Ai gree, it iz!
Ohai, frenz.
Hao iz everbodee 2dai?
Iz verry tyred. Nawt gettin gud sleeps latelee an dunno why. Been chuggin teh Starbuks but iz nawt halpin.
**yawns, stretches an jumps onna bed foar a nap**
Iz Uz stressed?
A baff before naptime helps me sleep bettah.
I stay stressed, speshulee latelee.
I do haz sum lavender baf saltz. Mebbe dat wud halp.
Ether taht oar go to bed wif Jack Daniels.
And after that, have a shot of whiskey…
ebil maus, u is sew knotty…
Yesh, but wii lubs him ennywai.
*gibs ebil maus a pees uv ebil cheez*
*Eyes the cheese suspiciously*
Hmmm… Is this cheese Certified Ebil by the International Ebil Cheese Control Council?
uummm…yesh? honestly, i nebbur nu der wuz sucha fing, sew i dont no. but r gibbon wif frenship in mynd…
ai cahn haz sum ebil crakkers wif dat? kaithxyum!
*rolls owt teh ebil cheezlog an teh buddery ebil ritz crakers*
*Puts put some Ebil Mustard and Ebil Pepperoni*
Hmmm… What else? Oh, yes!
*Puts out some Ebil Grapes and Ebil Apple Slices*
There we are!
but but but.. this duzznt sound so ebil to me!
*takes a cheez and pepperomi and starts to nibble*
Oh, what the heck. Let’s do it right!
*Gets out some Ebil Riesling*
*And some Ebil Ale*
Slainte!
Salud, amor y pesetas!
*clinks glasses wif cheezfrends*
*Clink!*
has U tried breathing eggsercises or Yoga?
demz can helpz in redoocing deh stress.
Also running fur me is a grate stress releever
it helps me clear my mind
Cafeen iz nawt helping yu tu sleeps?
Mebbe, um, tu much cafeen in day, nawt letting yu sleeping at nite?
*tucks soft floofeh blankkit ober rhsb jentlee*
I nawt werded dat rite, did I?
I uze teh Starbuks 2 try 2 waek up inna moarnin.
Ushulee, teh cawfee inna moarnin iz teh onlee caffeen I gets.
Yu sound lyk yu reeeeeeeeelly needing tu get unstressed fur at leest a day ur so, lyk find distrakshuns until yu so tyred yu fawl ober, or sumfing. Being tyred making teh stresses wurse. Ai hates feeling tyred an tense, iz eggsosting! Ai wishing ai cud help…
ai come bai wif kittehs tu cuddle an make yu laff, an mebbe gives shoulder-an-neck rub coz stress lyks tu sit there an hurt, an we listen tu Rob Thomas an eet chokklit an plan tu take ober teh wurld an make it bedder?
Ohwait, ai tu far away. *hyooj sigh* Well, ai wud if ai cud….
Duz u get any exercises rhsb?
It’s troo what they sez, even if I just takes a walk, I always sleep better.
*wispers*
Plus, I takes an over teh cownter sleep aid every nite.
ummm….ai doan wan 2 soun lyke cahnt-mind-mai-own-biznezz peep butt nawt gud 2 taik dat ebree nite. Oncet in a wile okay, butt nawt alla tyme. Ai knos dis cauz wen ai uzed 2 wurk 3rd shift ai had a lawt uv trubble sleepin inna dai tyme & took tylenlol pm alla tyme, got sew ai cuddnt sleep wifowt it. Wen ai got bak awn more reglar shift it tuk a lawng tyme 2 giit ober needin 2 taik it.
sorree, ai butts owt naow
Fanks for ur conserns, but I only takes a 1/2 dose, sleep aid only, no tylenol or anyfing else, and my Dr. sed it was ok.
at 3 am not sew grate ackshully.
I has no trubble fallin asleep, but was waking up at 2, 3, 4 and cudn’t fall back asleeps.
o, ai glad 2 heer dat Dr. Tinycat sez iz otay. Ai knos dat OTC sleep fings sai u cahnt git addikted 2 dem butt ai finkso ai did, mebbee wuz psykalogikal addikshun, ai dunno. Tuk lawng tyme 2 git ober it. Sorree fer de nawt-needed adbice.
A little John Barleycorn?
Teh massadj sowns gud, but u teh rong, um…..”type” uv purrson, ifn u gets mai drift.
No offense, ‘k?
Ackshully, I mite luuk in2 seein hao mush munnies iz to gets purrfeshunal massadj.
**thinks to hurself: gots to put taht on teh applicayshuns: R u gud at massadjis?**
Teh abuv messidj wuz foar prysma-kitteh.
Iz gud plan… even short massaj cud be releesing lawts uv tenshuns. *nodnod* Ai know aroun heer, RMTs will du ennyfing frum 15 minnits tu a nowr, an nawt charjing tu much.
An ai nawt ‘fended, an waz nawt finking NB-type massaj, just tu be cleer – just teh kind ai gives frenz sumtiems.
Iz gud fing tu put awn teh applicashuns, tho, iz berry baluable skill, aifinkso!
STOP RITE TEHRE! I GOTTA KNO RYTE NAO!
Befurr we go enny furver, do u luvs me?
Meet Lofe, FTW!!!!!
Let me sleep on it
Baby, baby let me sleep on it…
and now I’m praying for the end of time
so I can end …my …time….with …YOUUUUUUUUUUU!!!
Ai LUVS dis song – fanks fur teh eerwurm!!
*rummij, rummij..where iz dat Meet Lofe cd? ai kan lissen tew it i teh car wen ai goes tew teh stor to get teh gushifuds….rummij, rummij*
Heer, yooz wun ov myne – I haf wun fur in teh haus, wun fur in mai car, an wun fur in teh husbin’s car. I don leev hoam wifout Teh Meet!
And heer it is on YooToob, Pair a Dyce by teh Dashbord Lite
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j0ns8t9iQck
I luvs mah Meet Woof!
Okay nao, fanks to u guies, I’m lissenin 2 Meet Lofe.
Currently, iz “Bat outta Hail”
fanks Gremlin! Ai saw Meet Lofe in a mobie wunce, he wuz a bad polees man – dus ne1 know wut taht mobie wuz? ai kan’t remember…
No thanks, 15 schnitzengruben is my limit
Blazing Saddles, FTW!
*and bak to ur Stinking Badgers commint!
Our braid has become a circle…
Teh Circkle of Lyfe?
(Leest taht’s how it feelz, sumtymes…roun an roun!)
No paparazzi please
Wats u gonna eet awn ur pasketti then?
See dis hand hoomans? Dis hand meens stawp! Stawp distroyin hour rainforrest! Oar u jus mite fine uz awl moovin in wif u!
Ai wud nawt mind a lemur oar tu… Trick wud luv playing wif tehm! But lemurs come in big troops, aifinkso, an ai nawt haz ruum fur lawts!
Ai helps sayv raynforrist wif teh hyooj trees an pretty flowrs an neet aminlols insted.
Tork tu teh hand coz teh leemur aynt liznin!
* weeeeeeeeeeeeeeek weeek weeek weeek *
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ai lieks dis leemer, mebbeh hii cud be ticket checker at teh beneefit consert?
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nao, iffn yu scoose meh ai has tu go wash teh soapbox – it gawt awl dirtee frum awl teh Tee-Arr-Ohh-Ell-Ells hu was standy onnit yesserdai
Oh hai, GP!! haz u set a date yet fur deh consert??
Ohai! yesh, yesh, yesh! issa Fangs Gibbon ebe umm… teh twenty sumfing ob Nomvember, aifinkso. wii nawt has Fangs Gibbon inna TTI
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* mutters *
aigibesskwirrlgrrlwonjobtuduadnsteelnobodeenosetehdayte
Don’t make me has to hedbat u GP!
I has tolled teh date… dese peeps just wanders thru wen they feelz like it, tehy misses teh postings somtimes! I finkso we will post anotter nownsemint tomorro, and Friday, and tehn Mon and Toosday. I don’t want tu get owr consert confuzzled wif teh burfdai party this week, n’est pas?
but but but… waht wud lcb sai iffen she fownded yu playing wib hurr toys?
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Hmm, yesh yu is prolly rite – must nawt confoose teh fromageamis! adn yesh, aifinkso ai has nawt seen dis cween purrson heer before… is she gnu?
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swirrlolsyucanutlibwibdemyucanutnomdem
Ah, yes, I b nu. In fact, I b deh awn zhe nuu.
*gyant SNERK*
pssst……… yew lefted out a “K”
ai duzznt noes teh swirrl………
ohai my cween!
Teh date wuz set awile back… it will be on Nov teh 26th, Fangs Givving Eve, at teh 12 pm EST (6 am cheeztime) lol!
Fank yew. I will haz mai minyun taking a note uv dat. Speeking uv mai minyun… Ware iz he?? Wut gud iz a minyun if hez not rownd wen I needing him?? He thinking he can haz a IRL?? Fat chance. I haz tu much to do fer him tu b wandring rownd loose.
I wuz awn teh sopebox, yestiday alsew.
Did I gets it dirtee?
No, but U may wanna baf when U smellz whut wuz onnit b4 u.
King Julian luks fat nao. LOL
STOP! In teh naem ov luv….
Before u brake mai hart….
5
5 dolla
5 dolla fut-lawng
Ai givs u kids 5 cownt 2 git awf mai lawn…1…2…5!!!
Tihs iz teh eggskloosiv Sifaka Rume an NOWAN getz in wivaowt ID.
Does anyone else think this looks a bit like Rowan Atkinson, or is it just me?
is OK
these not teh droids yr lookin fr
He luks familar. Seen him b4. Renta cop?
I like to move it, move it… well not so much actually.
well3x, if iz nawt king joolians teh turd!
iz liek tew movit movit!
*dans dans dans*
{{swings tails}}
I like the expression in his eyes.
Simply lol.