Comments on: Baths are gud u saiz?

By: phoenix mattress

phoenix mattress — Thu, 22 Oct 2009 02:49:19 +0000

ooh, kitteh kitteh – dose luky lolcatz, dehy get der hoover krafts fer drivin’ round der house. lokz lik dey r guna sell diffent brands lik da real carz, and giv dem fancy itilian namz.

By: jmuhj

jmuhj — Wed, 19 Nov 2008 21:03:47 +0000

Uh-oh! Ai siiz teh evuhl skwurtgun in teh bakgraowndz! RUN!

By: padmapadma

padmapadma — Wed, 19 Nov 2008 21:00:06 +0000

o hai agane,yes tsankks ,ız be savoreen fame nao.

lovez u all

By: catalogical humor

catalogical humor — Wed, 19 Nov 2008 16:49:22 +0000

Tihs sounds like a job for…Confuse-a-Cat Ltd.

By: lunarmommy

lunarmommy — Wed, 19 Nov 2008 15:35:26 +0000

concatchewlayshuns! iz very very funny LOL – iz graet taht yoo haz maded teh frunt page!!

By: sixxster

sixxster — Wed, 19 Nov 2008 13:34:57 +0000

thats really cool that makes me smile!!!!!!!!!!!!ha ha ha ha

By: D.R.

D.R. — Wed, 19 Nov 2008 13:30:56 +0000

Did u take her to speshul dribe-froo resront on koopon day, to get a jumbo bakin cheezburger?

It might halp. Iz all. Gud lucks!

By: padmapadma

padmapadma — Wed, 19 Nov 2008 13:03:37 +0000

Ohai averyone heere,

akshully iz be surprized veri veri,ı madez dis lol jus laik dat and averyone loved it.So,thanks veri veri mutch for teh spot and blezzings.

padmapadma

By: Very Shabby Chick

Very Shabby Chick — Wed, 19 Nov 2008 09:26:24 +0000

Is dis working?

By: onceajinx

onceajinx — Wed, 19 Nov 2008 05:26:14 +0000

Iz a popler sport in Sweedun, Haulin, Belljum an such norvern contreez. Dey lieks der buns up der!

I neber herd uv dis kaninhopperning befoar, butt I lieks it a lots!

By: jd

jd — Wed, 19 Nov 2008 05:18:49 +0000

Well, der Conga Rats aer Conga’ing in der direkshun ob teh chokklit martoonies.

By: SerenityFire

SerenityFire — Wed, 19 Nov 2008 05:08:38 +0000

U no, I has a strange kitteh. She rejects gushy fudz, she shows no interest whatsoever in hooman fudz, an she lays on her back 4 very long periods of time.

She no want cheezburger :O

By: 4point5kittehs

4point5kittehs — Wed, 19 Nov 2008 04:58:19 +0000

Nitey-nite, awl.

{{{{{{cheezfrens}}}}}}}

*pads upstares trayling dark bloo floofee cheezpeepz map blankee adn folloed bai 1 meezer, 1 kallico adn 1 big whiet boi*

By: cweenmj

cweenmj — Wed, 19 Nov 2008 04:51:51 +0000

Schmooz tu yooz!! {{{rhsb}}}

By: rhsb

rhsb — Wed, 19 Nov 2008 04:50:09 +0000

Fanks, cween. Iz okay if I take blankee 2 bed wif mi?

WRr – If sumwun wanna sing 2 mi, tehn him can sing 2 mi whiel wii iz inna room togedder!

I nawt gonna libs inna room, altho it nawt sownd lyk bad eyedea, but I has been sent to teh NB sew mush, taht I has a littlol apartmint wing off to teh syde.

By: cweenmj

cweenmj — Wed, 19 Nov 2008 04:50:04 +0000

Hed desk!!!elebenty!!!!!!!!

By: West River rat

West River rat — Wed, 19 Nov 2008 04:46:55 +0000

If U iz inna soundproof room, Haow are U gonna heer when U iz beein sera.. seran… singed tu?

By: rhsb

rhsb — Wed, 19 Nov 2008 04:46:14 +0000

Well my moas wundermus frenz, I must leev u agin.

Iz almoast midnight heer an I gots to try to go to sleep. Unforshunatelee, dat nawt been an E-Z task for a whiel.

G’nite!

By: cweenmj

cweenmj — Wed, 19 Nov 2008 04:44:52 +0000

{{{{{rhsb}}}}
It b ok.
.
*Tukz rhsb up in a nise soft floofee
*Cheezpeepz Map blankee. it b giving u
*a hug frum awl deh Cheezpeepz.
.
Hav sum hawt chokklit wif wippee creem adn chokklit sprinklolz adn a lushuz dark chokklit possum.

By: rhsb

rhsb — Wed, 19 Nov 2008 04:42:37 +0000

KK – U reminded mi ov a sawng dat wuz populolar inna 90’s, aifinnk.

“Whoop! Dere it iz!”

**whispurrs** I hoep our SHD wuzzint offended oar embarrased!

By: rhsb

rhsb — Wed, 19 Nov 2008 04:40:32 +0000

KK – A hollow cake? Duz I gets to lik enny frostin remnants awf?

By: kerrykatz4

kerrykatz4 — Wed, 19 Nov 2008 04:40:06 +0000

Oooooh, der it iz!

By: Din Fleetpaw

Din Fleetpaw — Wed, 19 Nov 2008 04:36:22 +0000

Aww! Dun cries! Dun cries! *Runrunrun… comes bak wif da tissues, da extra sawft wons* Aww, Ai nose you will gets sumwon tew partee wif, ai nose it!
It jes taykes a liddul tyme! ^-^

By: rhsb

rhsb — Wed, 19 Nov 2008 04:36:08 +0000

U thinks mebbe I skeered teh applykants awf by postin mai pikshur?

Hek, I’m skeered ov it an I has to luuk at it nawt-seckund fing inna moarnin!

By: rhsb

rhsb — Wed, 19 Nov 2008 04:33:05 +0000

DF, thanks for the encouragement.

I don’t really want a phlonquais, per se. Just someone to go party with in that room, beins that I’m back on the market an stuffs.

It’s okay. I’ll go cry myself to sleep.

By: kerrykatz4

kerrykatz4 — Wed, 19 Nov 2008 04:32:50 +0000

{{rhsb}} Aifinks dat noe applicants cuz dey awl be fightin bout hoo gits in der first. Ai herded dem erlyer. Afinks will beh like suprize partee…der wuz tawkin bout bery large, hollow cake tu be weeled in.

By: Din Fleetpaw

Din Fleetpaw — Wed, 19 Nov 2008 04:31:03 +0000

Nite DK! Tayke cayer!

By: rhsb

rhsb — Wed, 19 Nov 2008 04:30:50 +0000

‘Nite DK.

By: Din Fleetpaw

Din Fleetpaw — Wed, 19 Nov 2008 04:30:02 +0000

Da room was for mai howlin origionallee, ai howled tew much an kept up peeps, espeschuallee Leeza-b an KeeryKatz4. But den… ai dunno, rhsb mai be taykin da rewm an dooin… NB tings in it! =P

By: rhsb

rhsb — Wed, 19 Nov 2008 04:29:05 +0000

Well, sit right back and you’ll hear a tale….

It all started one night last week. (My memory isn’t as good as it used to be, so I don’t know the exact day.) We were talking about firemen (as usual) and one of our guys reminded us not to forget that firewomen are, um, “desired” as well.

So, one goes up to Dan and greets him. He responds by saying “Taint fair! I’m trying to work!”

Then someone said something about wondering when the Tanit Faire was.

The nexd day, the Taint Faire was brought up again. Leeza pointed out that there is an “adult” definition of the word “taint” and everybody kinda got grossed out. (I knew all along, but kept my mouth shut, for once.)

So now, either Leeza or I will sneek the word into the conversation and someone will say, “There’s that word again!”

By: Draconic Kitteh

Draconic Kitteh — Wed, 19 Nov 2008 04:28:16 +0000

ah, phooey……ai gawts tew go tew bed….*taeks pillo frum teh cween wid meh* tanks agin mah cween!

g’night awll ov ya’ll!

By: Draconic Kitteh

Draconic Kitteh — Wed, 19 Nov 2008 04:27:03 +0000

whut iz teh soudproof rum foar? I’ll apply….

tew iron wut? klothes? dat ai cans do…

By: nismo

nismo — Wed, 19 Nov 2008 04:26:55 +0000

Believe in the duckies. They are your friends.

By: Din Fleetpaw

Din Fleetpaw — Wed, 19 Nov 2008 04:25:42 +0000

Aifink dat wud be a gewd aidea, EbilRedKitteh! Ai can howls awl ai wants an nawt wayke up da Leeza-b oar da KerryKatz4 tew. ^-^
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Aww! {{rhsb}} Yew will gets da Phlonquis sewn! Ai nose it. Jes a bit moar tyme an den won will come along!

By: West River rat

West River rat — Wed, 19 Nov 2008 04:22:51 +0000

ai nawt knoes teh storee…

By: Draconic Kitteh

Draconic Kitteh — Wed, 19 Nov 2008 04:21:12 +0000

eh…ai’d want kreem soda bettur newayz…

By: cweenmj

cweenmj — Wed, 19 Nov 2008 04:20:36 +0000

Well, Drakonic Kitteh, I guess if u b old enuff tu due deh ironing, u b old enuff tu going tu deh Nawty Barn.

By: rhsb

rhsb — Wed, 19 Nov 2008 04:20:07 +0000

Oh, thank you, KK! I’m shure u did a lublee job.

Sew, teh sowndpruf room iz reddy. Nao awl I gots to do iz decide on the perfect applicant to go with me.

**Talking in the distance** What? **more talking** Are you sure? **talking agin**

Wow, it looks like there have been no applicants so far.

**walks awy, sniffling to self**

By: EbilRedKitteh

EbilRedKitteh — Wed, 19 Nov 2008 04:19:44 +0000

Ai can maek shoor he gitz nuffing strawngur den gingurr-ayle, if’n him izznt auld enuff…remember ai livez dere nao dat teh kinstuckshin kroo haz finnishud mai noo loft peynthaws! Hay, DF…yoo kin howl yer hedd awf on teh balconnee, where dere’s a guud vyo ub teh fuull moon, den haz a pommy-grannnite mow-hee-toe wif mee…and whu-eber else wants wun!

=^..^=

By: kerrykatz4

kerrykatz4 — Wed, 19 Nov 2008 04:17:14 +0000

{{rhsb}} Da wurkers ar dun, awl da wipee creem is cleend up. Unles sumwon sneekd in der.

By: Draconic Kitteh

Draconic Kitteh — Wed, 19 Nov 2008 04:16:42 +0000

oh, and awlsew, abaot teh tendrilz….

http://www.mine.icanhascheezburger.com/view.aspx?ciid=2619445

By: Harry

Harry — Wed, 19 Nov 2008 04:16:29 +0000

Cween, I fot your minyon’s name was Dom?

By: rhsb

rhsb — Wed, 19 Nov 2008 04:15:56 +0000

“Honey, this is the 80’s. If you’re old enough to achieve puberty, you’re old enough to have a past”.

^ Quote from my all-time favorite movie. Thought it might be funny here.

By: Draconic Kitteh

Draconic Kitteh — Wed, 19 Nov 2008 04:15:24 +0000

*whew*

glad ai nawt has tew doo dat…

By: Draconic Kitteh

Draconic Kitteh — Wed, 19 Nov 2008 04:14:12 +0000

uh oh…..*shifty eyes* Erm….whut is teh age foar dat?

By: EbilRedKitteh

EbilRedKitteh — Wed, 19 Nov 2008 04:13:19 +0000

Nawt a prawbblum…ai can haz a matchynk purrse and custum-fyttud lilac-perul-fynysh leddur shooz. Purrfickt? Aifinkso…

=^..^=

By: kerrykatz4

kerrykatz4 — Wed, 19 Nov 2008 04:13:09 +0000

**joyns in singin, luks round fur cowboys**

By: cweenmj

cweenmj — Wed, 19 Nov 2008 04:11:51 +0000

B4 i can kunsider letting him going tu deh Nawty Barn, I needz tu noeing if him b old nuff tu going dere.

By: rhsb

rhsb — Wed, 19 Nov 2008 04:11:26 +0000

Do u knoes teh storee behind dat? Iz funnee.

By: Din Fleetpaw

Din Fleetpaw — Wed, 19 Nov 2008 04:10:56 +0000

Hehe Aifinksew tew! ai wanna howl a bit fur a wile!
Prettee Pweeze! Wif Shoogar awn tawp? *Big Woofeh-eyes*