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Donut beleev dem, kitteh!
Wow, a 7-way makramay! Wif teh NS inna tawp spot.
Sew, wat beez ur preferinses?
Well, as the last won of teh seben, I iz da tail of the macrame. I will followz whereber the groop goz!
Well, der Conga Rats aer Conga’ing in der direkshun ob teh chokklit martoonies.
Anuvver shandee fur meh, aifinkso! Did owr bartender du jour follow us to dis fred?
I nawt see him yet. He mighta got losted, aifinkso.
I went and tolled him u was watin on him over here.
*czechs watch*
Won’t halp czechs watch. Goggies nawt gud at telling tiyme.
Kittehs are!
Josie knew EGGZACKLY wen it wuz fud tym.
Hur wuz dyabetick an gots fed/shot on skedyool. Menny times, hur hollered foar mi at presiselee 6-firty, hur dinnur tym.
*Runs awt ob da showur an stumbles awn da grownd* Sowwee! sowwee!
Ai tawt ai cud sneek in a kwick showur, ob coarse. =P
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Conga-rats-ewe-layshuns, Nightshayde! Wat will eet be? ^-^
…Teh lubbers, teh dreemers, adn mai.
Fank U fank U ai be herz wif mai banjo awl nite.
eny quests?
*starts softly picking dueling banjos*
muppet moovie FTW!
Adn Deliverance!! FTdubblolW!!
Haow bout sum Hank Williams?
Ders a teer in mai bear…
*put banjo awai, pick up guitar*
An olde cow boi wen out ryding one dark adn windee dai…
**joyns in singin, luks round fur cowboys**
Heh — moar shandee, plz! An wutteber ebbreewun else iz havvin. Donut furget sum drinkeez fur yerself, DF!
Ai haz teh cubana libres if u wants. Iz a punchy boll full
**czechs watch**
I prolly shud leev an go taek baf. I has sum lavender baf stuff an it mite halp mai lack ov sleepin problum.
Has a gud nite, eberywun!
Tayke care, rhsb! Ai will gets yew wat yew wants layturs! Enjoy da nite!
Sleep well, rhsb (hoapfullee yer awlreddy in teh baf & well on yer way)
Ohai nightshayde. NICE wun there in teh top spot – an may ai pleez hang mai announcement awn yoo?? Thanks verree much!
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TRUMPETS SOUNDING!!
ON THURSDAY, THE 20th DAY OF NOVEMBRRRRR 2008
When the ICHC clok strikez 3 AM
(aka 2 PM ITT, 9 AM EST, 8 AM CST, 7 AM MT and 6 AM PST. That iz teh second pickshure ov the day!!)
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There will be a HYOOJ (I hope) Celery Brashun
in honor of the BIRTHDAY of
That Tendrilled Darling ov ICHC ~
Teh Brayve Defender ov Endanjured Langwijes
Teh Wun, the Only, the Many -
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MARY O’ SPOCKN
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aka Chopp’d Livah Grrl, Sweetpea, MayWee, Mais Oui, Mais Non,
Maus’s Ebil Princess, an “a surtin flora hoo shall nawt be named.”
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EBREEWUN iz moast hartilee invited.
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Yoo may bring shwimps in awl kinds ov deelishus vershuns az well as other dellishusn an nootrishus refreshmints an drinkses and prezzies.
(But pleeeeez leeve the RoundUp at hoam!! An the hedj clipperz. An teh noo weedwhacker
Ai hope verree much to see yoo awl there!! It shud be heeps o’fun!!
*mutters tu sef:
Wut kinda lame party will dat b wif no Roundup, no hedj klipperz adn no weedwakkerz???
U can bringz teh old weedwakkerz, jus nawt teh noo wun. Adn ai didn’t c enyfing bowt teh riding lawng mowers.
Ai dint see nuffing in dere ’bout no chaynesawz, neidder… >:)
=^..^=
Now dat sowndz like mai kinda party!!!
I’ll bring teh salad dressingz!
I’ll bring smawl pair manicure scissors…jes in case!
U wanna carpool wif me on my noo riding mower?
I mean, mowerpool?
WRr! How u did that? Ur note wasn’t there when I writed mines!
Itz teh
cursemagik of WP.WP iz playing joeks Aifinkso. mai tiymestomps is 1 minut ahed of u.
GMTA
It dint say “no ajint awrunge”…jist a fawt… >:)
=^..^=
Ai lub da smell ub ajint awrunge in da maorning!
Believe in the duckies. They are your friends.
No ways
I nawt convinsed.
but I dont fink I flote!
bebes awl owver teh playce!
rub a dub dub. 3 ducks but no cat in a tub!
They said dat about the goggie, too!
Wun ov mai brudders goggies lyks teh baffs.
Awl dey hasta say is “Baff” an hur gets inna tub!
Dar cud be handy. I tink my goggies is teh direct oppozite!
Mai goggie teh nawt sekkund place in hawse he goes is baftub…eben b4 fud bowl. hers wants baf all teh tiyme.
Wat kynd ov goggie u gots, WRr?
Mai brudders goggie iz Golden Retreevur. Purty gurl.
Ai haz a goldun and a lab.
Rather I should say they have me.
Mai brudder has 2 Goldunz.
They gots teh gurl wen hur wuz puppee. Sew kyoot! Hur iz full-breed, gots papurs an awl.
They gots the boi frum teh sheltur. Himz oldur, but tehy gotted him seckund. Himz moastlee Goldun, but has sum kinda hownd in him 2. Hiz bark iz teh funnee – reel deep. Hiz eers are longur, lyk a hownd. Oh, an himz lubs teh laydees!
Itz funne- ai haz a golden- but she only lieks mud puddles- when itz bath time she sez Do Nawt Want!
Sallee purrfurs teh ribber for bafs, but will taek dem in teh haws if itz cold awt.
Mai last goldun boi goggie luvved enne water- but he luvved de river, pond, puddles best!
Rubbur duckee
Ur teh wun
U maeks baf tyem
Lawts ov fun
‘Rubbur duckee
I awefully fond
Uv uuuuuu…..
♪ Fo-do-do-dee-oh ♪
Sesame Street refrunz ftw!
Mai fayboritest song!!
NUUUUU DON BELEEV DEM!!!shift1 DEY LY!
oh Hai, High On Bamboo!! I don’t beleeving I haz metted u bfoar. I so glad tu git tu noeing u.
*handz HOB a chokklit martoonee
*klinkkee glassez
Cheez!!
ohai cween!
*bows tew teh cween, and offurs chokklit*
OMG, I jus seen on da Yootoob, go der an serch fur “kaninhoppning”!!!
Iz bunny jumping! Ka-BOING! Looks liek funz!
A kitteh will jump liek dat if dey git in da baff an dun wannit!
I luvs da rubber dukee sawng! “wikee!! wikee!” LOL!
Mai Sez-me Street upbringin, let mi show u it!
Ohai onceajinx, cute bideo! Is frum Sveeden?Jermenny? Ploland? Swicherland?
Iz a popler sport in Sweedun, Haulin, Belljum an such norvern contreez. Dey lieks der buns up der!
I neber herd uv dis kaninhopperning befoar, butt I lieks it a lots!
Iz mai majinashun, oar iz water-gun in teh collekshun uv kitteh toys inna bakgroun?
Pawsiblee.
Watur gun iz gud foar traynin kittehs. (Dat iz, ifn u can trayns a kitteh.)
I finkso, dey b training us.
*sits daown, gets aowt writin stuffs and starts adressing awnvbelllopez*
Oh, gud. mai minyun b heer. U kin finnish deh enve loopez later.
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A brake?? No, u cannot hazzing a brake. Wut u think, dat minyunz can b slakking off?? I haz uzzer fingz fur u tu dueing.
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Mary O’z birfday b dis Thirzdee. I haz fergotted witch LOL it b on. Finding owt and putting dat on mai calendir.
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And awlso putting GPz Benefit Consert on mai calendar. It will beeing on Nov teh 26th, Fangs Givving Eve, at teh 11 am CST (6 am cheeztime) LOL.
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And finding mii a gown tu wareing tu deh consert. I fink I wud liking a lilac wun.
*setz awnvelopez aside*
ai nevur aksed foar a brake…
erm….ai nawt beez habbing yoar calender…
and awlsew…….I’z probablee nawt teh best persun tew ask tew pick awt clothing foar yewz…
I dint asking fer skewses. Now taking keer uv mai kalendir and gitting mii a gown.
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*mutterz sumfing bowt gud halp iz hard tu find*
Ai finked it wuz hard help iz gud tu find?
*heads to NB*
ai’d follew yew, but ai dout dat teh cween wuld let meh…
*memberz a long lost aforism:
Doant swet deh petty fingz,
just pet deh swetty fingz.
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*followz WRr tu deh NB.*
*calls aowt afturr* i can goe tew teh NB too plz?
Ai neber heerd dat beefor. Iz a keepurr fur shur. (=^.^=)
oooohhhh WRr, u made me SNERK!
Ai hoeps iz a gud snerk. Nawt teh pepsi out deh noes snerk.
it was a pepsi free snerk.
But… but… u was drinking teh Dr. Peppers!
xactleee!
But, datz deh best kind!!
not it’snot!
But…butt…..is nawt mah falt dat ai nawt noez whar yew puts yar calendir…..
And ai nawt noez nuffing abaout clothes at awl……..
Draconic Kitteh, i finkso u needz tu learn howz tu stretching ur majinashun.
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Heer, I gibing u a zamplol.
I needz sumfing speshul fur a yung minyun. I goez tu deh Ty Booteek and lukking arown. I see dat dey haz awl kindz uv wundermus thingz . So fur dis pore oberwerked minyun, I git a speshul pillow dat gibbing himz deh eggstraw restfull sleepz. It b midnite blue and habbing deh sparklee starz skattered akrosst it.
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*Handz Draconic Kitteh deh pillow.
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Now, go forth, fix mai kalendar and fetch mii a gown fur deh consert.
but….eben still…….*sigh* ai gesss yew beez rite, mai cween….*bows*
*pulls awt calendir and writez daown appoiuntmentz awn eet*
*goez tew teh Ty Booteek tew try tew find a gown*
Aaaah… much bedder. U keep dat up and u may finding ursef in deh minyunz hall uv famez.
Nao, nao…iff teh powr minyun noes nuffing ehbout teh cloaves, den letz mi halp. Ai dezynz and soes mai own Renaissance cawstoomz, and eben maeks mai own formull wearz! Ai mayded mai oan weddyng gaon, tuu. Nao, I haz tihs bee-yootifool lilac-cullered dupioni sylk, frum teh Eetaly and sum jooled layse trimz…
=^..^=
Hmmmm….well….leik ai sed, ai nawt noez abaot klothez….
But ai tink dis mite werk foar teh cween…
*tryz on deh gnu gown.*
*Lukz at sef in meer roar. *
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I lubz deh kuller. I finkso, it needz taking in heer adn letting owt dhere. And deh hem, shud b just a liddlol hai er. I b kinda short adn donat want tu tripping on it. And kud u adding a bit moar joold trim on deh kuffz? Dat will b fine.
Guud…nao, iff we can jus gitz teh Cween in heer fur a fytting, ai can haz yer basic, elly-gunt bawl-gaon wif an ay-lyne flayred skyrt, jooled showldur strayps, and a sheer, shymmuree sylk rapp in no tyme att awl! Ai can eben yoose ten-drill rezystunt fabryck!
=^..^=
Ar yu gonna hab a matching eligant little purse tu?
eef sew, ai hopes dat ai nawt getz teh doody ov choosin wun….ai noez eben less abaowt dose…
Picks teh wun she h8 moar, den u nawt hav tu chews perse again.
Nawt a prawbblum…ai can haz a matchynk purrse and custum-fyttud lilac-perul-fynysh leddur shooz. Purrfickt? Aifinkso…
=^..^=
*whew*
glad ai nawt has tew doo dat…
oh, and awlsew, abaot teh tendrilz….
http://www.mine.icanhascheezburger.com/view.aspx?ciid=2619445
U needs to borrow my GoFur, mj, u lets me know.
I’d offer my phlonquais, but he has some attitude issues.
He iz a littul ohai-strung.
Maybe u shud slip a littul nip intu his lettuce.
Ummm….Wut iz phlonquais?
Phlonquais is a minion or GoFur, only wif a pretenshus lol-fronsch name.
I dunno, Leeza, I offerated him some massage sessions teh other day and he sed nothxbai.
“phlonquais” = “flunkie”
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Itz lolfronsch.
He’s awfullee pickeh for a pinny gig izn’t he?
Has u czeched his wheel latelee?
Maybe it needs greezing.
I dunno. Mabye I’ll just give him a extry 20 minutes of vacation time this year.
ooh dats a gud idea. He can visit teh other side of teh habitrail!
Grrrr.. WP!
*shakes fist*
*ahem*
Take 2.
ooh dats a gud idea.
He can visit teh other side of teh habitrail!
And wif that, I’m gonna call it a nite.. when WP starts eetin my commints, itz time for bed!
Sumwon sai vaykayshun? *Awlreddee has da beech bawl an da woofeh-floaties* ^-^ …oh… dat was jes a test aifink…
whut? vacayshun??
Ai thawt dere was menshun ob vaykayshun, but ai guess ai was rong. Aww well… *Passes da beech bawl tew Draconic Kitteh* ^-^
No.
awww…..nawt ebben an itteh bitteh wun tew teh NB?
Come on, cween, let him go to the NB for a little bit.
Just make sure he stays out of the soundproof room. I get the honor of christening it!
whut soundproof room?
Hehe Aifinksew tew! ai wanna howl a bit fur a wile!
Prettee Pweeze! Wif Shoogar awn tawp? *Big Woofeh-eyes*
B4 i can kunsider letting him going tu deh Nawty Barn, I needz tu noeing if him b old nuff tu going dere.
uh oh…..*shifty eyes* Erm….whut is teh age foar dat?
“Honey, this is the 80’s. If you’re old enough to achieve puberty, you’re old enough to have a past”.
^ Quote from my all-time favorite movie. Thought it might be funny here.
{{rhsb}} Da wurkers ar dun, awl da wipee creem is cleend up. Unles sumwon sneekd in der.
Ai can maek shoor he gitz nuffing strawngur den gingurr-ayle, if’n him izznt auld enuff…remember ai livez dere nao dat teh kinstuckshin kroo haz finnishud mai noo loft peynthaws! Hay, DF…yoo kin howl yer hedd awf on teh balconnee, where dere’s a guud vyo ub teh fuull moon, den haz a pommy-grannnite mow-hee-toe wif mee…and whu-eber else wants wun!
=^..^=
Oh, thank you, KK! I’m shure u did a lublee job.
Sew, teh sowndpruf room iz reddy. Nao awl I gots to do iz decide on the perfect applicant to go with me.
**Talking in the distance** What? **more talking** Are you sure? **talking agin**
Wow, it looks like there have been no applicants so far.
**walks awy, sniffling to self**
Well, Drakonic Kitteh, I guess if u b old enuff tu due deh ironing, u b old enuff tu going tu deh Nawty Barn.
eh…ai’d want kreem soda bettur newayz…
Aifink dat wud be a gewd aidea, EbilRedKitteh! Ai can howls awl ai wants an nawt wayke up da Leeza-b oar da KerryKatz4 tew. ^-^
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Aww! {{rhsb}} Yew will gets da Phlonquis sewn! Ai nose it. Jes a bit moar tyme an den won will come along!
whut iz teh soudproof rum foar? I’ll apply….
tew iron wut? klothes? dat ai cans do…
ah, phooey……ai gawts tew go tew bed….*taeks pillo frum teh cween wid meh* tanks agin mah cween!
g’night awll ov ya’ll!
Da room was for mai howlin origionallee, ai howled tew much an kept up peeps, espeschuallee Leeza-b an KeeryKatz4. But den… ai dunno, rhsb mai be taykin da rewm an dooin… NB tings in it! =P
‘Nite DK.
Nite DK! Tayke cayer!
{{rhsb}} Aifinks dat noe applicants cuz dey awl be fightin bout hoo gits in der first. Ai herded dem erlyer. Afinks will beh like suprize partee…der wuz tawkin bout bery large, hollow cake tu be weeled in.
DF, thanks for the encouragement.
I don’t really want a phlonquais, per se. Just someone to go party with in that room, beins that I’m back on the market an stuffs.
It’s okay. I’ll go cry myself to sleep.
U thinks mebbe I skeered teh applykants awf by postin mai pikshur?
Hek, I’m skeered ov it an I has to luuk at it nawt-seckund fing inna moarnin!
Aww! Dun cries! Dun cries! *Runrunrun… comes bak wif da tissues, da extra sawft wons* Aww, Ai nose you will gets sumwon tew partee wif, ai nose it!
It jes taykes a liddul tyme! ^-^
KK – A hollow cake? Duz I gets to lik enny frostin remnants awf?
{{{{{rhsb}}}}
It b ok.
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*Tukz rhsb up in a nise soft floofee
*Cheezpeepz Map blankee. it b giving u
*a hug frum awl deh Cheezpeepz.
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Hav sum hawt chokklit wif wippee creem adn chokklit sprinklolz adn a lushuz dark chokklit possum.
If U iz inna soundproof room, Haow are U gonna heer when U iz beein sera.. seran… singed tu?
Fanks, cween. Iz okay if I take blankee 2 bed wif mi?
WRr – If sumwun wanna sing 2 mi, tehn him can sing 2 mi whiel wii iz inna room togedder!
I nawt gonna libs inna room, altho it nawt sownd lyk bad eyedea, but I has been sent to teh NB sew mush, taht I has a littlol apartmint wing off to teh syde.
Cween, I fot your minyon’s name was Dom?
Hed desk!!!elebenty!!!!!!!!
Ai haz a machine dat will let u signs 2 cards at wun tieym. Az long as u wants the saem words in bof cards.
ai will loanz it tu U fur soem stinky cheez.
Oh, deh cardz b preprinted wif mai signichur. It b deh addresssing dat must b hand ritted.
pompon
How come the other ducks don’ go skweeky-skweeky?
Itz a trap!!
Sowwee, ur comment didn’t come up while I waz tiping.
Dat b wut wii kawlz GMTA! Grate Mindz Think Alike — it b ok tu saying deh same thing.
ITS A TRAP!
It’s all part of their evil plan.
takin baffs giffs meh teh quaks
one, too, wads dat smel?
smellycat, smellycat iz nawt ur fault~
WP is nommin my commints, so I’m callin it a nite.
Itz a nite!
Gud nites y’all.
Ai hopes he iz. Gud Knights!!
Gud nite, leeza. Iz tiem fur meh to going hoam nao (aiz bin atwerk awl dis tiem). Ebbreewun haz a lubberlee ebening! Cweenmj — luuks liek yer gown iz coming along nieclee. It will be teh gorjus, aifinkso. *haz a small envee*
Has 2 envees. They is rly vry small.
‘nite for me, 2. I mite put teh flannlol sheets on tonite. It’s teh chilly!
{{{NS}}} {{{{LCB}}}
G’nite! {{{leeza}}}
**pokes hed in**
Iz eberywun gone?
nawt yet, ai’z still singing inna bar.
Wat u singin?
wateber u wanna heer?
Ai noes bof kinds of moosic…country adn western
*snerk*
Bloos Brudders ref, FTW!
I lubs dat moovie.
“I’m sittin inna bar on the inside
Waitin for my ride on the outside
She broke my heart in the trailer park
So I jacked the keys to her F-in car
Crashed that piece of s-t, then stepped away”
I sings to u!
(see above)
**whispurrs** If Dan wuz heer, I’d sing “Tainted Love”.
If it taint luv, what iz it?
Do u knoes teh storee behind dat? Iz funnee.
ai nawt knoes teh storee…
Well, sit right back and you’ll hear a tale….
It all started one night last week. (My memory isn’t as good as it used to be, so I don’t know the exact day.) We were talking about firemen (as usual) and one of our guys reminded us not to forget that firewomen are, um, “desired” as well.
So, one goes up to Dan and greets him. He responds by saying “Taint fair! I’m trying to work!”
Then someone said something about wondering when the Tanit Faire was.
The nexd day, the Taint Faire was brought up again. Leeza pointed out that there is an “adult” definition of the word “taint” and everybody kinda got grossed out. (I knew all along, but kept my mouth shut, for once.)
So now, either Leeza or I will sneek the word into the conversation and someone will say, “There’s that word again!”
KK – U reminded mi ov a sawng dat wuz populolar inna 90’s, aifinnk.
“Whoop! Dere it iz!”
**whispurrs** I hoep our SHD wuzzint offended oar embarrased!
Well my moas wundermus frenz, I must leev u agin.
Iz almoast midnight heer an I gots to try to go to sleep. Unforshunatelee, dat nawt been an E-Z task for a whiel.
G’nite!
Schmooz tu yooz!! {{{rhsb}}}
Nitey-nite, awl.
{{{{{{cheezfrens}}}}}}}
*pads upstares trayling dark bloo floofee cheezpeepz map blankee adn folloed bai 1 meezer, 1 kallico adn 1 big whiet boi*
U no, I has a strange kitteh. She rejects gushy fudz, she shows no interest whatsoever in hooman fudz, an she lays on her back 4 very long periods of time.
She no want cheezburger :O
It might halp. Iz all. Gud lucks!
Tihs sounds like a job for…Confuse-a-Cat Ltd.
Is dis working?
Ohai averyone heere,
akshully iz be surprized veri veri,ı madez dis lol jus laik dat and averyone loved it.So,thanks veri veri mutch for teh spot and blezzings.
padmapadma
concatchewlayshuns! iz very very funny LOL – iz graet taht yoo haz maded teh frunt page!!
thats really cool that makes me
smile!!!!!!!!!!!!ha ha ha ha
o hai agane,yes tsankks ,ız be savoreen fame nao.
lovez u all
Uh-oh! Ai siiz teh evuhl skwurtgun in teh bakgraowndz! RUN!