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Corm granu lashunz, Leeza!!! U b at deh toppa deh braid!! Off tu deh ty boo teek wif awl uv u!! dere b a fresh supple eye uf snuggleez, wif kittehz, bunneez, turtlolz adn mennee uzzer critterz printinged on dem. Uv korse u kin gitting ennefing u b wanting.
fanks mai cween!
Is it too early for eggnogs?
*runs from teh anti-early-chrissmus peepls*
In mai pinyun, itz neber tuu eerly fur eggnogz. I hate wen it dissapeerz owt uv deh storez at deh end uv deh holidya seezun. I git it az soon az it b availablol!!
*Fillz punch bowl wif eggnogg. Sprinklolz it wif sinninininom.
Hep urselvez, peepz!!
*sneeks owt a bottlol of Capt Morgan and poors into teh bowl*
*drinkingz a cuppa nog.
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Just how big wuz dat bottlol uv Kap’n Morgin??
*luks at bottlol*
It sez ‘Munday Sized’.
Oh, well, datz ok den.
Plz tu furgib teh kuriositee, butz wut zigackly is eggnogg? Wee nawt bee havin dat in teh southerness of Afreekaa… so sad…
It b a sweet nummy milk based drink. wif oar wifowt spirits added. U kin making ur own….I haver haz…I just buyz it in deh grocery stoare.
http://www.foodnetwork.com/recipes/alton-brown/eggnog-recipe2/index.html
Awwwww
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Wot mj sed.
It’s much richer and creemier than milk. Thicker and wif teh nutmeg spice… u can has plain, or put in rum, or burbon, to add some festivitee! Not something u can drink a lot uv!
Verree filling! But reelee yummee!
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Gud thing cweenmj sented yoo teh recipe. Ai dunt think it wud werk to mail yoo sum.
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Unless we were verree rich! Tehn we cud maybee just charter a plain!
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But. . .we arent! Leest - ai’m nawt!
Rich? Nawt liek eggnogg!! (Boi, iz DAT rich!!) Overwiz … dusst inna poket, let me show u it.
Where I am frum, people puts in brandy.
I duzzn’t drinks it, cuz I’m hypersensitib to teh effex ov nutmeg.
ooo brandy werks too!!
Bin ‘noggin fer daiz! Wid burbon….rum 2 sweet somtime. Irish Wisky gud 2!
wun taim mai fren an ai putz tekk eee la in teh eggnog
we wuz perty drunkees wen we did it
an werse after
Glad its not just uz in TTI dat doznt hab it! Sownds scrummy!
Akshulee - nao tath yoo say that - ai thot so too!
History
The origins, etymology, and even the ingredients used to make the original eggnog drink are debated. Eggnog, or a very similar drink, may have originated in East Anglia, England, though it may also have been developed from posset (a medieval European beverage made with hot milk). An article[1] by Nanna Rognvaldardottir, an Icelandic food expert, states that the drink adopted the nog part of its name from the word noggin, a Middle English phrase used to describe a small, wooden, carved mug used to serve alcohol. Another name for this English drink was Egg Flip. Yet another story is that the term derived from the name egg-and-grog, a common Colonial term used to describe rum. Eventually the term was shortened to egg’n'grog, then eggnog[citation needed].
The ingredients for the drink were too expensive and uncommon for the lower classes, but it was popular among the aristocracy. “You have to remember, the average Londoner rarely saw a glass of milk,” says author and historian James Humes (”To Humes It May Concern”, July 1997). “There was no refrigeration, and the farms belonged to the big estates. Those who could get milk and eggs to make eggnog mixed it with brandy or Madeira or even sherry.”[2]
The drink crossed the Atlantic to the English colonies during the 18th century. Since brandy and wine were heavily taxed, rum from the Triangular Trade with the Caribbean was a cost-effective substitute. The inexpensive liquor coupled with plentiful farm and dairy products helped the drink become very popular in America.[3]
LOL!! No - reelee -it’s verree gud - if yoo can toler8 milk an laiks nutmeg!
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Besides. . . Ai haz bin to teh TTI menee taims. . .an sum ov teh things yoo eet. . .*shudder*
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Awn teh odder hand, ai lived in jermanee fur menee yeers, an sum ov teh things THEY eet. . .*shudder*
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Two werds. Rollmops! Blutwurst!!
Ah leik pikkilded fishies an blak puddinz!
Ai just NOOO yoo wud say that!!
Yoo ar, ai think, teh verree daffy nishun ov an Omnivore!!
I haz eeted awlmost ebreeting!
But. . .don’t we haz teh eggnog fur Thanksgibbingg too???
inturceptz wit kubur tackLOL!
Iz nawt tym fur Krissymus til aftur teh Awetum internashunilz!
Ok! Aill byte!
What ar teh Awetum Internashunilz????
Teh Awetun internashunulz R teh Awetum internashunul Rugby Union matches, wehn TTI, Skawtlund, Irelund and Waylz awl plai Rugby Union gaymz against peepul liek Oztraylea, Noo Zeelund, Souf Afrika (wehr Africat iz frawm?), Kanada, Arjentina and ebin sumtymz teh Unyted Staytz (hoo usulee looz!!)
Krissymus tym startz neckst Mundai! Iz awlwaiz tym fur drinkies tho’.
Yesh, yesh aiz frum teh Souf Afrika!
An nao the rest ov us haz yet anodder knolej!
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But yoo, AfriCat, probablee awlreddee knew this???
Ah hopez so; Souf Atrika (teh Springboks) R teh Rugby Union Whirrled Champyonz!
Oh yus! Teh springing-boks r playin teh TTI nex Caturday! Goodee goodee
Ifn sumwun iz wunderin “Springboks” iz teh naim ov teh Souf Afrikan rugbee teem. A springbok is a gazelle founded mostlee in teh Souf Afrika, Nameebeea an teh Botswanana. Heers a likee tu teh animalol (ai hopes)
http://www.trekearth.com/gallery/Africa/Botswana/photo899927.htm
Thanks fur teh nice picture, AfriCat!
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Hoep yur teem wins!!
& Ah wull bii cheering teh boks on 2 cum Caturdai!
The noms might be strange, too!
*wispers*
just wate a wile.. soon, they will be putting popcorms on teh tree.
and we will be here, wating…
And cranberriez, tuu!!
an geengerbred men cukkees! dey wunt notize iffen ai jus nibble awn de arms & feetz a lil bit
Filtered water: yer doin it wrong!
Why do our pets do this? We put out nice clean water, and they drink from the toilet, flowerpots, random puddles, etc.
Ai fink dey liek a bit uv flavr inteh wadder.
ew ew ew ew ew ew re flavr in teh toilet watter!!!
Mai vet sez kittehs do dis coz dey likes water wid splashies! Got drinkin fowtain for mai kittehs an now dey dosent drink from toilet!
Mai kittehs gets the bottloled waters, coz ai nawt lyks klorines eever. An they having teh kitteh fountin wif teh bottloled watters in it. An teh Loki STILL likes him owld plastic pitchur wif teh green algees innit bestest. Ai can ownlee clonclood iz eever: 1) him just lyking tu be contraree, oar 2) it having plezent taste tu kittehs. Angel an Trick use bof fountin an algee-pitchur.
my goggie noes teh locashuns of all the tree roots that catches water in the place him goes fer walks. runz rite over, lap lap lap slupr slobber. ai finkso it’z like a fine tea for thems, wut wif teh leeves soaking in teh water. he has a disappointed when itz dry and tehre’s no waters.
Ooh, that’s a gud insight, Phillipe. I also finkis that in some cities teh amountov chlorine in teh water may bodder teh goggies nd kittehs. Teh chlorine dissipates efter standing a while, Iz heard, so mebbe that’s why sum annimals prefer standing water. Less chlorine.
Ai dunno - we haz teh well water heer at teh farm. An tehy still laik ene stray water tehy can find! Speshullee tree an plant wader.
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Prollee Philippe iz rite. It’s Url Grey to them!
Prollee so. And teh running wadders r freshly oxygenated, so they r eeben tasitier, az well az more fun to play wif.
Ai awlwaiz had to let mai Shakespeeare drink frum teh fawcett. Finallee ai got wun ov those awlwaiz running drinking fountains! An they awl liked it - a LOT!!
Wen u fink abowt it, wild creecherz haz ownlee teh wadder dey can fyned - teh domestik water iz nawt nacherul!
In deh norf wuudz uv minneesoda (adn elswarez I spoze) deh pine neelolz fawlling intu deh streemz making deh waderz brown wif deh tannic acidz. …it foamz az deh streemz goez over deh rokkz and it lukz like rootbeer.
Espeshully in teh streemz on teh Norf Shore ov the Lake Snooty.
Speekin ov teh superior lake, I heerds Wreck ov teh Edmund Fitzgerald on teh radio yestiddy. It alwayz maykes teh shivvers go up my spine, espeshully if when there iz a gale ov Novembrrr blowing whyle its playing.
Ons I heerd it while dribing fru a snowsotrm up to teh UP ov Mishygan.
Oh, dat b rite…Itz dat time agin…. it b such a beyootiflee sad song…..
http://www.home.europa.com/~random7/fitz.htm#line
*sniff*
Beets me. Mine started drinking frum the pichur uv water ai used tu leev inna room wif mai plants, tu remind me tu water them… it had green algee in it. Loki gets mad at me if ai duz nawt leev it abailabul tu him nao. Him prefurrs it tu teh nice cleen waters ai leevs fur him. *spreds paws in confuzzlement*