Roomservice. I brings yur breakfast.
i rly liek dese bed n brekfast places.
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Gratuity included…
At leest itsa chippymunk an not a *shudder* maus…
man u gize r kwik!!!
It’s all in the wrist action…
Duz u eber git Tarpul Cunnel frum teh …um…er…
neber mynd
*kthxbairunsawaiwifakwikness*
Typing? No…
:lols: Ai well lit tihs go wifowt mai comintz, udderwais Ai well spending wrist ob dai inna NB
What’s a nice joint like ur wrist doing in a place like teh NB?
Mai gudder mind, ai well nawt sho U it
*wispurrs* nawt rite heer ennyhoo
mai momz frend sed, adn i kwoting,
“I haz deh carnal tunnel syndrome”
*nee slaps*
Dat must be teh tunnel tath leeds to teh NB.
wrist action, huh? i figured it had sumfin tu du wif mai pooter’s processor speed, which izznt turriblee fass….
huh?
Solidaritee for ur fellow rodints, u r NOT showing it maus!
As treashurer of teh Union uv Rodentials ‘Peecies, I must fine u elebenty munnies.
*gibs skwirrlgrl deelishus corms tu nom*
Ai iz wif yu skwirrlgrrl…rodenz need lubs tu. Lyke turtlols.
Ai wuz sadded by teh LOL yesterdai wif teh turtlols reddy tu becomes
gator’s bloo playt speshul……
but turtlols nawt yuoonyunizd yet. We tu slow tu get tu teh yuoonyun hawl
fur teh boting!!
ohai turtlol, amfibians and suchlike creatchures can bees honnored gests at teh consert!
Has u considered snail mailin ur vote in?
Dis not b gud prez kuvrij fur teh hole “Pleez tu not b nommin teh roduntz” campayn…
no roduntz? oh noes!
snale male, LOL dat be slower den a hurd uv turtlols marching thru
peanut budder…. but dat’s a gud pace, IMHO…
evr u hrd da seengeeng what goes dis wa- “We’ll take it slower than a broke-kneed turtle…” bai Rodnee At kinz? Iz funnee.
nah, snailin’ mailin no werk – snails be too tasty.
how dat betta? I glad it no mous but dat poor chippymunk… T-T
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plz tu NAWT be nomming teh rodints!
Covur ur eyez GP…. Donut luk!!
* tremble tremble tremble *
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wii arr NAWT nootrishus OAR deelishus…
I imagine the cat disagrees with you…
Well den why is she givving it aways??
1) She already ate her fill
2) She wants to impress her human with her hunting abilities
3) She wants it put in the fridge for later
4) She wants it flambeed and served over toast points with some baby asparagus
4a) Or with fava beans and a good chianti…
Fangs, Hannibal.
Wudent dat be ‘Haniblol’?
This is why u don’t see vry many shipmonks working as census-takers.
Eggsept in religous ships at sea.
i can has chipmunkberger?
She is not giving it aways. She will be expecting a tip.
BTW, when tipping a cat for rodent service, it is easy to figure out how much. Just dubble teh taxonomy.
haha! LCB!
OMCC! Iffn ownlee wii cud has sum kynd ob “Plz tu NAWT be nomming teh Rodints” Beneefit Consert…
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waytaminnit, dat gibes me an ideeya… * scampers off tu maek banner *
Bring me some applol juice while ur at it. Ice cold this time!
Huh? Whut? Applol joose, juss hao yu liek eet? cumming rite up…
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* scampers awf tu teh err… ‘kitchen’ *
No! Not “just how I like it.” I want it cold! Cold, you hear me?
* scampers back wib glass ob ‘Applol’ joose *
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Otay, sry ai tukk so lawng… ai had tu rly squeeeeze eet out ob teh err, applols. Ice? Heer yu go. Yu had bedder drink eet wib a kwikness, teh ice is melty rly fast fur sum reesun…
Ewe fergot the straw wid the litl elbow bended to one side
Ewe ferget the plastik drinking straw wid the elbow bended to one side!
* Micrololphone Fudbak *
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Ahem… AHEM! Ai can has yur Tenshuns, plzthx? Err, yu at teh bakk – plz tu be putty taht poor helpless rodint down… fankies.
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Nao, arr yu sitty comfurtubbley? Den ai shall beegin…
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Is yu small?
Does yu has a tayl?
Does yu liek to scamper?
Has yu reesuntley lawst famblee? * tremble tremble *
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Du yu has an appeetyte mush larger dan yu shud has?
Does yu libe in contsunt feer ob been nommed by teh bigger furrehs?
Is yu a Flunky or pawseeblee une Phlonquais?
Does yu has a shocked adn appalled ob dis picshore?
Is yu trembling?
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Iffn yu has sed “Oh yesh, yesh, yesh!” tu anee ob teh abub, yu is prolly a Rodint oar sum otter smawl creechure. Dun worree, yu is NAWT alowne!
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Ai, yur belobed Guinness Piggeh, lolpigburglar, skwirrlgrrl, West River Rat, Maus, Ebil Maus adn lawts ob otters arr standy tawl (well, as tawl as wii can) adn saying: “No! Plz tu NAWT be nomming meh! Ai arr NAWT deelishus OAR nootrishus!” adn adn adn wii can has “Plz tu NAWT be nomming teh Rodints Beneefit Consert” tu rayse awarenuss? Oh yesh, yesh, yesh!
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“Wow! A beneefit consert, GP? Dat sownds liek teh phun! Wen adn Ware it be?” – Ah, fur teh deetails ai hand yu ober tu teh “braynes” ob teh operashun, skwirrgrrl… taek eet Leeza!
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* hands micrololphone tu skwirrlgrrl *
Well, while I does not see whut being a flunky or a phlonquais has to do wif beign oppressed, I will say that I had a moment of solidarity wif teh anti-rodent-abuse faction last night.
I was watching “Enchanted” — a movie made by a company that has a rodent *as a mascot* mind you — and there was a scene whare teh bad guy putted a shipmonk not unlike teh one in this pic (except for it was alive) on a clippy-hanger! Wif teh little front paws clipped in teh clips! I would never do that to a rodent person or any animal person or person person, not even to my phlonquais, no matter how insolent he is.
Hedbatting is one thing. This here is something else.
{{{lcb}}} adn dere wus me finky yu was juss a cowld hard hedbatting monstur!
*
HedbatsHugs GP**forgets that glass of applol juice wif rapidly-melty ice innit is in hand*
*applol juice wif rapidly-melty ice innit spills down GP’s back*
Whoops. Sry.
ew ew ew ew ew ew ew ew ew ew
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Nao lukk whut yu did! yu got it awl ober yu nyce swade jakkit! fankies fur letty me borrow eet, btw!
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Mick! plz tu bring lcb an orinj joose, juss hao she lieks eet!
That was *UR* swade jacket! Rember, u let me borry it for teh mud-wrestling match? Then u borryed it back?
oh, ob corse. hao stoopy ob me, ai gottit frum Mick aneewai!
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Deed teh doctor ebber get awl teh mud out aneewai? ai steel donut no hao yu got so mush in… dere…
I goes back tomorrow for a follow-up. One of my eyes has gone from borwn back to itz original baby bloo, so things is slowly getting back to norbal.
Yesh, “norbal” * sigh *
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Mebbeh whyle yu is dere, yu can ask Doctor wat is lawng term fx ob hedbats? * twitch *
I alreddy knoes teh answer. Teh Rx for teh fx of teh hedbats?
MOAR hedbats!
*refills GP’s perscripshun*
*uh*
*ahem*
Sowry, I dint has a speech pre paired.
But uh.. YAS!
We will be habbin a grate bunch of musicks, and non rodinty fuds, including cheezburgers of corse, and LOTS uv choklit!
And for those uv u who finks it will be a rodint buffay…
*narrows eyez*
U know who u is…..we has hired a big woofy for sekuritee. Din Fleetpaw, my noo GoFur!! He has big pointey teefs… so u has bin warned!!
Ennyways, we will has a GUD time, dis Fangs Givving Eve at teh 12 pm EST lol, which iz teh same time as this one we is on now, on Nomvember teh 26th!
B there or B skware!
Wii cahn haz Ratt fer de hedlyner?
♫ round & round
♫ wat cums around goze around
♫ ai’ll tell u wai ♫
*bangs hed*
ow.
u can haz hedbatter moosik!
at least it wasn’t a birdieh, then we’d hafta git Kip WINGer…
(not that I’d mindeth…)
Free Burd!!
*holds up liter*
More cowbell!
um, yesh… well, fankies fur taht skwirrlgrrl. Berry err, elokwent. Yesh.
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Nao, wibout ferber ado… wii can has volunteers tu du teh caytering?
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Wii needs:
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Applols
Bananananananananananers
Chokklit Caek
Dillers, Army (Chokklit)
E…
Eggzplant parmeegahn
Fudge
Green jello
Hazelnut cukkees
Icy creem
J…..
Egg Noggs
Furry um… vegamables, yeah–yes taths it, uh huh
Grayps
H…
Half YNGs
Innosent noms
Juci fruits gum
Kwik (instint choklit milk)
Lublee fruitz
M…
…Half YNGs… ai meen Y half NGs…
HNGs… rite?
and…
NNGs
Olives for teh martoonies
Pi, all flavrs
Haff…hole…Ai tayk m enny wai ai kin gettem!
Ai awlso has da big eyez fur spottin da trubbles, an big eers fur heerin da trubbles, an big teef (as sayed befores) tew nom nom nom on da trubbles sew dat der be no trubbles!
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…ackshual nom nom nomming of trubbles mai varee… ^-^
I don’t fink yu unnerstanz that woofs eat rodints!
I haz seen goggies hunt and kill and eet voles, like elebenty-free in an hours tyme. Nd they chase teh skwirrlols wif an enfusiazm.
Besides, maus iz teh nutrishionally complete nd perfekt fud fur kittehs.
ohai BiB!
owr woofeh is a vegamatarian!
I wuz goin to hire Ebil Maus but he will not be in town, so I figured that teh woofeh wud be teh next best skariest thing to rodint-nommin kittehs. And he is a verah nice woofeh.
and now, without further adooo…. I pronounse this thred BORKED.
*cheks watch*
Time of ded… 5:15.
Wear ai has a simpafy fur da littel rodants. Dis wat da kittehs do. Da speshul skampers noes how ta naut gits cuaght. Dey speshul Darwin littel ones dat git to has lotsa bebies wif aw da fud!
{{{midnight}}} Ohai! glad tu see yu is (half) supporty teh rodints!
ew noes ai lubs ew! Ai wood gibs ew da gush belly noms if ai has a chippymonks!
erm, fankies? but but but yu can has. ai stick wib teh chokklit animules, aifinkso!
Ew can has mah cheez offa mah cheezburger!!!
{{{{{{Guinness Piggeh}}}}}}
* eyes picklols * ai can has tu?
Oh hai, GP! I givingz u deh lettus frum mai cheezburger tu nommingz. I hopez u haddded deh gud week end.
Ohai cween {{{{mj}}}} yesh fankies, ai went fur byke ryde adn mai nees didunt brake, so nao ai has a happee…
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O, adn ai had a rly, rly nyce emayo frum summedy last week week week withc mayde meh smylol…
mmm, imminent om nom nom nom
Ew has mah pickols an moer!
*Gibs GP a hole bobble of da pickols!*
* eyes large bobble ob picklols *
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mmm, ai cud sooo nom teh hole fing… wud ai? cud ai? SHUD ai?
Yesh ew shud!! Dey gibs gud embergy an an an has no calories!
Binigirl is very gud fur ew!
*luks up from lunch*
*hydes lunch wif a kwikness*
Um, iz vegematarian. Onestlee. Iz vegematarian lunch!
* lukks at no gud weesuley weesuls wib a suspishun *
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Ahem, wat yu is nomming? Chokklit caek?
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Tell yu wat – iffn ai can has sum, ai nawt tell LCB wat yu did tu her swimmy pool… deal?
Um, yu wanting sum vegematar… ai meen, vegetabuls?
* sniff sniff *
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Y for dese vegerables has fur? huh? splain yurslebes!
Ai nawt berry gud at cleening owt teh frij! That, uh, that being awl! Wud ai lai tu yu?
Well, nao lemme see… lass thyme wii did biznizz ai had tu gibes yu elebenty hunnert munnies ADN do a dans fur WON slyce ob chokklit caek adn yu sed ai wud get royaloltees frum teh sayle ob teh “Guinness Piggeh does teh Full Montee” DBD but but but ai has NAWT seen anee munnies…
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So, yesh. yu wud.
This iz, iz, iz… prejudis! Iz unfayr! Charjing elebenty hunnert munnies an a dans iz nawt a lai, iz price-gowjing! An iz nawt lyk we charjed an arm an a leg, or anyfing! Coz aftur awl, weesuls LUV teh rodints an ovver small furry skweeky fings, yes we duz!
yu onwlee LUBS rodints wib Catsup, aifinkso!
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J’ACCUSE, Weesuls!
Accyuz uv what? Yu gots a list uv charjis?
*hydes the tartar sauce*
Otay, lemme see… * unfurls list ob Weesul Charges *
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Aksepting munnies fur eeleegul actibitees
Being no gud, weesuley weesuls
Chasing Hugh G Manitee arownd teh pool
Dwinking Alciholol inna pooblic plaice
E…
Entering ppls howses wibowt permishuns
Fixing Horse Rayses
Getting weesul fur awn teh couch
Habbing Raybees
I…
Inbiting yur weesuley frends ober tu ‘plai’
Jumping awn Hugh G Manitee
Keeping awl teh munnies frum teh Full Montee DBD sayle
Letty teh itteh bitteh wessuleh commiteh run riot
M…
Making a mess ob lolcatburglars pool
Nomming teh rodints – WIB TARTARE SOS!
Ober charging fur chokklit caek
P-ing in lolcatburglars pool
Q…
Queing up tu nom teh otter rodints
Raybees – habbing eet sum moar
Slobbering onna couch (ew ew ew)
Trying tu hyde half nommed rodint
U…
Undoing teh lid on teh bottlol ob tartare sos, fur nomming rodints wib
V[B]erry nawty deeds wib a rubber cheeken
Weesuls… being dem!
Xraying Hugh G Manitee
Y yu has tu be so meen tu Hugh G Manitee?
ZOMG! The Hyooge Manitee!
Yu stand accu… HAY! put taht rodint down!
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Nao, yu stand accused. Whut yu has tu sai fur yurselbes? Huh?
We pleeds nawt gilty an we demans leegul reprez… repri… we wants a lolyer! We nawt paying tehse charjis!
We demanz trai-al bai an imparshul juj an juree!
Wevver dis goez to court or nawt, aiz impressed wif GP’s solo list-making!
ohai, letted me innerdoose maiself, Ai iz turtlol, and Ai werks
fer lolyers….heer….(plunk) reed (nebber mind, tu mush stuf dere,)
jist sign dis kowntrak fur reetaynr; teh lolyer will see yu naow.
Wut yu jist sign? Nebbermind, it will awl werk owt rite.
Jist a smawl retayner feez, nutting tu werrie abowt….
We gunna powl teh juree naow….BRB….
butt ai eeted it awn de wai up
wel, partlee aneehow, ai lef u a lil
Iz berry fresh.
Uh… dats not wut I ordered.
I pacifically axed for burd this mornin.
Of course not. Cats can’t read…
Dey onlee leadz yew to beleeving dat, EM. Dey iz bery gud reedurs — jus donut want teh hyoominz findin owt, aifinkso.
Poo’ chipmunk!
Hey, es okai iz jus sleepeng!
Bad fwuffy cat! BAD! Leggo lil’ chipmunk noa, it go home.
Ewww, ai agree, pleez nawt eatted teh rodintz.
Maibee kitteh is just carrying chippymunk by scruff?
An maibee chippymunk just fainted for a sec?
sadlee MM, ifink teh chippymunk has gone to teh lite.
*moment uv silenses*
I hear arrangmints are being made dat include a nise shoobox and a sawty bit uv flannul.
Will Simon, Theodore n Alvin sing at teh survus?
um, well, Teheoodore and Simon will…..
*snerk*
A “snerk” from me also…
“I hear arrangmints are being made dat include a nise shoobox and a sawty bit uv flannul.”
Top Chef Kitteh sez, “presentayshun is eberyting wehn it comes to cweezine.”
*snort*
Shipmonk has teh narkolepsy?
Ai tihnk chippymunk…sleeps with teh gooshifudz, if u noe wut Ai meen.
Ai haz bin surprized sumtymez- when ai goes to see whut kitteh haz in dere moufs- dey drops it , den de liddle “ded” mousie or chippy suddenly runs off…altho dis wun luks pretty limp.
Or relaksted.
Is noo kine of massage therapies. Kitteh holds u by ur neck and u just relaxify urself all over. Kitteh may halp a little by walking ur over to teh hoomin or by shaking u gently. Is vry invigorating.
As a prezzint, I has sined up my phlonquais GP for several sessions because he gets a little hi-strunged sometimes.
See? Lookit those beedy eyes bulging out and teh hairs standing on end. This little piggeh needs massages!
umm… no fankies… ai has, umm… stuff tu du… uh huh, yesh. bizee bizee, dis consert won’t orgamanise eetself, yu nose…
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Huh? whut’s taht Mick? O yesh, ai cumming!
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Sry, gotta go!
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* scampersawaiveryfast *
*TinkerHammerScrewTinker*
Gimme as few minutes LCB, and I can have the new Double-Wide Massaging Cart ready…
*WeldTinkerHammerWeld*
Hee hee hee…. after da debreefing, aifink dis mass-age-ey kart is gonna be grate! …oar dangeraus… Won of da tew. Mind if ai try it owt? ^-^ Oar is it beeing Guinness Piggeh syzed onlee?
The
Iron MaidenMashaging Chamber can be adjusted to fit anyone! It’s not quite ready yet, though…Aww… gets it redee! …an are dose spykes kommin awt of dat chayre? Awroo? …Lewks lyke yew is gibbin it a gewd, 16th censhury lewks!
Ai hope u haz a big kitteh sined up fur de “massage” job- GP a libble bigger den chippy.
Here is teh kitteh we has sined up for him:
http://www.mine.icanhascheezburger.com/view.aspx?ciid=2619881
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EEP! ware is Din Fleetpaw wen ai knead him?
Yew rang? ^-^ Ai was jes gettin in lyne fur mai massage-appoyntement! ^-^
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Dose yew has da new guy tew? Ai hurd he beh gewd at wat hee dew! ^-^! ^-^
* hydes behind Beeg Woolfeh *
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Ha! yu canut get me nao, ebil lcb!
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STN!
Fyne! I can has nawt-sekkond slawt wif da massageer. ^-^ *Is obliveeows woofeh*
Dun worree… ai prowtekt yew frum… er… wat be ai prowtektin yew frum agayn?
OMCC! teh kitteh wib teh burglar mask, teh won taht lieks tu hedbat meh!
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leeza – plz tu train yur GoFur!
Reelee? *Gofur woofeh activated… sonar… scanning… scanning… target acqyired… Acktivayting defensive meazures! …in three… tew… won…* No wurries, ai gots dis! …. *run run run runrunrunrunrun… Pownce*
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Ai is sowweh, LCB! Ai dew nawts wants tew dew dis! … *Closes eyes…. drawps dawn rite in frownt ob yew an… an…gentle hedbats* …ai deed nawt want tew hurst yew wif mai pointee endz. Dey dun retrackt. ^-^
*luks at GoFur wif a big prowd*
*Has mai own prowd!* Wai tank yew! An ai did nawt yewse mai pointee ends tew… but ai tink ai broke LCB. =P She nawt say anyting!
*pats DF/GF*
Itz ok.. she duzznt brake that easy.
Shez prolly just a littul stunned.
BTW I has a curius… Din Fleetpaw, how’d u come up wif that name?
Ai can imagines it! If she be catchin tigurz fur da massager-serbice, dan a widdle hedbat wun bork da LCB fer tew lawng.
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I be da nayme ai comes up wif fur my woofeh self. ^-^
Ai jus… kinda came up wif it awt ob da bloo, Fleetpaw fur mai fleet paws, an Din becawse ai lyke dat as a furst nayme fur it.
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Ai tink it jes fits. ^-^ *wag wag* Has I halped wif yer curius?
yes fanx!
Teh fleetpaw I had figured, but teh din I was not shur uv.
Cudda bin short for din-din.
“Dinner” popped eentew mai mynd fur a momant wen ai mayde it, wich gave meh a *Snerk.* Ai is nawt a nom! =P
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Nopes, jes a nayme ai tawt fit. ^-^
ai refresh paige an der r 12 kommints awlreddy. iz dis commint paige being handled bai speedy gonzales?
ai haz saim problem,lightchild, ai refreshes de paige & bye de tyme de noo lol shos up de fastfastfast cheezfrends commints r alreddy dere
tho ai maid it wifin wun minit dis tyme, dats purty gud fer meh
No, that’s Speedy in teh kitteh’s mouf. Kitteh is Speedier Gonzales.
lol…u gize r sew fuuuny….i gots teh ” i cant get mai pooter tu loading teh lols fass enuff sew ai can finnally haz mai nawt sekkund kommint….blooz”
Oar mebbe….jus mebbe….Ai getz da BREKFUSZT!!!!!!
I is mitey hunter – I has slain der monzter!! Woz jussa lil one!
wat? wai u sai ick?! iz prezent fer u! *pouts*
Poor kitteh’s eyesez saying “Mommeh? Dis fur yoo! Plz donut be mad at mi?”
ohai Eau D’K!
*embarrassing confesshun*
Wehn I furst saw this I thot, Oh wut a kyoott kitteh! I almost splorted!! She luks like my Thelma.
And THEN… I lukked closer…..
Iz dat Chip?!? O noze, ai hoap Dale got awai!
… after u …
… no, no, ai insist, after u …
Aww.
Poor chipmink, but that kitty is so cute!
Teh hooman not liek mouse?
NO WAJ !
eberyone liekes mouse !
DALE! NOOOOOOOO!
Kitteh’s hooman must not be a gud hunter. Odderwise wud get hims own mowse or munkychip.
Ai lubs ew sooo mush ai gibs ew da belly nom. (Dis mah faboret parts!)
Mmmm… good with ketchup.
Ummm, fank u? Hao… thotful.
C yall l8r. muss doong rl werks.
*wayvs pinkie paw*
OMG, poor squirrel. I hope that cat dies.
Um, hunting is what cats do. They’re not always cute and silly.
cat just doing what cats do. no reason to be so ugly…
*nodz* if u gonna lub deh cat, u hasta lub AWL dat makingz a cat a cat. Dey b deh carnivorz wif deh hunting instinktz and skillz. U kennawt hating deh cat fur being a cat. Dat wud b like hating deh wind fur blowing oar deh sun fur shining……
You probably just shouldn’t even BE at this site then since you clearly don’t even like cats, NO ONE that likes cats would ever wish any cat to die, even mean ones. Everyone (even small children) understand that cats are hunters so get over yourself.
Oh and btw, it’s not a squirrel it’s a chipmunk. So not only are you being rude and mean for absolutely no reason, you can’t even identify a squirrel over a chipmunk- WAY TO GO!
What an awful thing to say! You not only have no idea what the natural instincts of a cat are (or even like cats apparently), but you can’t even identify a chipmunk over a squirrel! WAY TO GO!
Wow… so you not only hate cats (I mean you *want* it to die for following it’s most natural instinct); but you can’t even tell the difference between a chipmunk and a squirrel: Way to go!!!
… gruesomly.
Ai kind uv hoping ennywun whu duz nawt unnerstanding cats being cats gets the fate they wish awn cats…
Boooooooo!!!! It’s funny, just wish it wasn’t a cute chipmunk he caught! Booooo!!!!!!!!! Bad kitty!!!!
no iz goody puss! bring good nomz for peepls he luvs! nom nom nom!
**sings “Teh Circlol of Lyf”**
Ohai, frenz.
I wuz gonna hide owt foar a fue days (purrsonal stuff – pleh), but ai figgured it were stoopy to leev mai frenz, speshully nao.
Alsew, ai posted a pickshur. Jes go 2 mai profyle (clicky on bloo naem an then to “Pictures’ tab) an u kin see it. Iz berry skeery, so nawt 2 say I dint warn u.
Alsew, I can has hugz, plz?
kthxbai.
{{{rhsb}}} ai juss scampering off! aifinkso butter tu plai wib teh cheezfrends dan tu be feline teh pleh!
I agwee, GP.
{{{{Minion}}}}
Aw, fanks EM.
hay rhsb!
yup, itz always better not to hide, u come here, u laff, u forgets teh stoopy pleh stuffs!
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Of course yu can having hugs!
{{{{{{{{{{{{rhsb}}}}}}}}}}}} <- purring hug, in liger-size
Ai sending awl teh gud NRGs an beems ai pawsiblee can…
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Ai hoepz teh “pleh” goezaway bery suun!
Shure yu can has hugz! {{{{{{{{{{rhsb}}}}}}}}}}
Hope teh pleh goez away soon!
Wat a thotty liddle kitty!! Kitty tryin to tech us how to hunt.
oh tnx U! Nom nom!
What a gorgeous cat.
Graownd skwirrel ganash! Mai fayvrit!
por cheepmonk
It’s NOT funny… poor little fella.
While I do feel sorry for the chipmunk, it is how nature works.
Anyway, when my cat use to do this I would still thank the her. After all she is doing the job she was born with.
Ditto. I’ve woken up to find Loki sitting next to me proudly with a dead mouse at his feet. I praised him for his skills and thanked him for the gift, shed a tear for the mouse, and quietly disposed of it. Not a unique occurrence.
Okay, to the various people taking issue with this picture:
Felines evolved as hunters beyond compare. They are carnivores. In fact, they are obligate carnivores. The fact that domestic cats are small and cute and can be silly and affectionate does not change their nature – they are still felines and still hunters. It’s as much a part of what they are as their playful side – and for the most part, when they’re playfully batting around that toy, they’re imagining it as something small and squeaky.
Incidentally, for all of us hyoomins who eat meat: that chipmunk had a better life, and a better chance at continuing to live, than the cows, pigs, chickens, and sundry such livestock that beef, pork, and so on come from.
So let’s get over it, okay?
And keep in mind that the cat was not being cruel or malicious, the cat was simply being a cat.
*steps off soapbox*
Here here! Well spoken!
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Agreed, Prysma! Though I take a stand own not “nomming rodants” here, I understand that kittehs really do eat rodents and other stuff just like hyoomans do! And if it wasn’t for the same factors of evolution that brought us kittehs, hyoomans wouldn’t be here either. Cats are cats and they’ll do as they need to to survive! Just like wolves are wolves and they’ll do the things they need to survive, and I don’t hold that against my wolfy brethren (and yes, I do eat meats in reality. Though my woofy self nawt sew much. ^-^).
That kitteh is just doing what’s natural, and that chipmunk, though sad, was also attempting to do the natural thing… just didn’t quite make it, is all. ^-^
*steps down off of soap box too*
(Whew! That took a bit of work to not fully type in LolSpeak.) =P
Dat b ok, PK. U kin using deh soapbawkz weneber u needz tu.
*handz PK a chokklit martoonee.
{{{{PK}}}}
Fankies. *sipeesipee* {{{{mj}}}} (caerful nawt tu spill martoonee)
Ai trais nawt tu du the soapboks fing, coz ai know ai haz tendensees, but ai sumtiems nawt haz payshuns wif sum fings.
{{{{Din}}}} tu
Kittehs wud be nawt so bootimus an cleber if them nawt evolved as them did, aftur awl.
Eet be trew! Sew wud a large porshun of awl da animuls, synce manee tings evolved frum da kitteh tree! {{{Prysma}}}
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An ai tink eet be a gewd ting tew yewse da soapbawks, espeshuallee een tymes lyke dis wen dere be lawts of angree lyke dis. =P
Hey girl, {{prysma-k}} Ai lef nudder mssg fur yu yest bout Nermal. Are yu feels a littel bedder nau? An….**steps up on soapbox** Kittehs are preditors, iz der nature, dey nawt kin help dem selves. Iz hard sumtimes, wen dey bring birdeez, lizards, rodints, the neighbors parakeet…tu da doorstep. Peepls, relax.
Heer, hab a drinkee, sit down, iz nature, nuffin we kin do bout it. If yu be habbin big problim wif dis, nawt tu let yur kittehs go outside. Tis da way ub da world. **steps off soapbox, sits wif prysma-girl and clinkee glasses wif her**
Ai less sad tuday, kk, fanks. {{{kerryk}}}
An fanks fur ebryfing yesturday – waz feeling the emptee spot hard.
*klinkees glasses*
Heers tu kittehs in awl their infinit compleksitee, an the hyoomins whu luvz an preeshiatz them wifout wanting them tu be anyfing else!
I agreez, p-k!
Fankee fur saying it so well.
And, az sumwun hu grew up in country, fank Ceiling Cat fur teh catz, teh goggies, teh foxes nd udder animals that keep teh rodints down. I fink it bedder to haz hunting animals than to yuse teh poisons.
Hugs tu yu {{{prysma-kitteh}}} Iz obber 200 comments awn dis won, so borks aut mai compooter. Iz hard, honey, spechilee da anniversary ub dat date wen da beloved kittehs leeb us. Like ai sed, mai Sasha wuz killed bout 30 yeers ago, Sept 17, 1977. Hur wuz siamese cat. Ai had hur fur lawng time…soree tu da peeps dat dont agree, but Gawd med kittehs tu be like day are, nawt kin change dem. Ai am on next page obber, cuz dis won has too manee comments nao. Mai sweet girl, ai bin finkin bout yu, an ai noes dat yest. wuz a hard won fur yu. Ai hapee dat yu feels a littel bedder nau, nebber gonna be easy, but der are peeps dat unnerstand, k?
Oh… an won moar ting foar da peeps… Prowteckt da rodants! Nom a cheezburger insteads! *Howl* Awrooooo =P
not to worries PK.
Some peepls just don’t unnerstand.
Franklee… this is one of my fassinashuns wif teh kittehs. There is a tuch of teh wild in them, and always will be, that is not in teh doggeh. My kittehs are inside now, but they used to go out… one of teh reasons they is in is b/c I was tired/sad of pikkin up teh bodies. But I’ll never forget watchin weezie chasing a chipmunk onse.. she didn’t catch that one, but if she was bigger, and in africah, u’d has sworn she was a lion chasin a gazelle. Teh byooty of hur movement, it was awesome to watch. They are perfeckly designed killin mashines, dat’s wot nature made, tehy can’t halp it.
Um, and no mistake, I was runnin behind hur going ‘no, no, not teh chippymunk!!!’
Been dere, dun dat, hav piles uv tee-shurts…
*nodnodnodnodnod* Zactlee!
Mine be inside, tu, but they haz still manajed tu finding ways tu be them – inclooding sumwun getting mai hamster out of hims cage sumhao, but iz a long storee… Ai luv watching them chase toys, ai neber get tired uv the way they moov an the clebberness they can show. An ai neber stop being in awww that ai can sleep wif a 14-pound carnivore awn mai pillow, an trust her an know she trusting me.
Ai spends owrs reeding about how them evolved an the details be mayzing! Teh canine teefs be spaced the rite distance tu get tween vertebrae uv prey, an fings lyk that.
Hyoomins wud haw have gotted far, if kittehs had nawt hunteded teh rodints that wud have eetinged the grain an stuffs fousands uf yeers ago.
An awl uv that, in a bootiful boddy that we be lukkee enuff tu living wif!
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But the peeps nawt unnerstanding, they be the wuns whu declawing cats, or nawt unnerstanding what them needs, an genrallee trai tu mayk a cat nawt a cat. An that mayks me angree.
You probably aren’t going to see this, but I can’t let this go unsaid:
Cats being cats is fine, as long as it is in their owners’ homes. Pet cats have NO BUSINESS being outside. Entire species of rodents and birds are being wiped out by irresponsible cat owners letting their pets out, or just not keeping track of where they are. Free-roaming house cats are PESTS that are destroying ecosystems. (Please contrast house cats with farm cats — the latter serve a purpose.)
Please understand, I have nothing against natural predatory behavior, and I don’t have a problem with cats (my pet cat is currently sleeping in the next room, thankyouverymuch). The problem is that cats introduced by people upset the balance of nature by taking food needed by other predators.
I’m going to continue to be upset/pissed off by images like this, and I will not just pass it off as a cat being a cat. That cat had no business even being in a position that would make it possible kill that chipmunk, and so its predatory nature should never have even entered the equation.
Bottom line: The ONLY time a pet should be in an unenclosed area is when it is on a leash. People who fail to follow this rule don’t deserve to have any pets.
And you would know that this cat in the picture *isn’t* a barn or farm cat how???
I worked at a farm market for years, and we had barn cats there who would leave us presents at the front door all the time. The owners house was also on the lot and they would leave presents at their door too. We fed the cats kibble as well as letting them hunt for their own food in the barns since we didn’t want them to go hungry, so occasionally they would feel the need to “thank” us with things like this.
Besides the fact that saying that “entire species of birds and rodents are being wiped out” by cats that are let out is absolutely ridiculous and absurd, I’d like to hear the name on even just ONE species of rodent or bird that has been proven to become extinct from pet cats. You have NO idea who took this picture, where they live, if that cat is even an indoor cat at all, or anything about it at all for that matter.
**skwirrlgirrl** Floofy paw hi fives tu yu, iz der kitteh nature, nuffin awn erf can change dat. Wud beh like tu hab a lion in da haus, an nawt spec da lion tu chase fings, or tu fink dat lion kin eet celery…nawt gonna happin. Ai kinnot tell yu hao minee “prizes” mai kittehs hab brought tu meh. Den once un ub mai kittehs gots runned ober, ai nebber let any ub dem outside, cept for mai two feral kittehs wif feline HIV, dey cants go inside wif da four kittehs in der. Ebben da inside kittehs, dey hunt spiders, flies, anyfing dat moobs, dey awn it. Iz der nature, and frankly, ai lub to watch it!! **expects angry letters, sez, bring dem on**
Ai still trai tu figger owt hao mai trio cotted a sparro when they waz awn owr balkonee. The skill inbolbed bogguls the brayn…
Spidurs, mofs, flais, otay, but the sparro, awl ai can du iz be amazed eben whyle ai waz sowree fur it.
* scampers onto soapbox *
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Ahem, on behalf ob teh rodints: Is otay, wii nose is nachoore fur kittehs to chase chase chase teh littlol furrehs; dats wai wii has sooo manee bebbehs!
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Is liek, yu put a Guinness Piggeh inna field ob lettuce adn NAWT spect him tu om nom nom teh hole lawt? pfft!
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* scampers awf soapbox *
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Phew, is high up dere! nitey nite {{{cheezfrends}}} * waves littlol paw *
Nighteh night, GP! See yew laters!
Nite, GP! Sleep well, wif dreems uv lettus!
Yah, fink ov teh poor helpless lettuce…it cannot run away, it haz no chance ov ekskape. But hu is putting on benefit concerts to Save Teh Vegemables? Or to Save the Froots? And fink ov teh horror ov teh threshing masheen in a feeld ov wehat?
*shudders*
“Vegetables live in oppression
Served on our tables each night
This killing of veggies is madness
I say we take up the fight”
But… but… den wat will AI eet? =P
Save a spud! Eat a cow instead!
(wunners if ennywun gets teh refrince… altho ober 200 commints, iz less lykelee)
{{GP}} Iz bery benif–benef– bery noble ub yu. Nature, iz nawt always pretteh, but iz wat it iz. Gud sleeps tu yu, mai bery amuzing fren. Ai nawt tawlks tu yu much, but yoo makes mai day.!! **Tucks GP in small handmade quilt, gibs butter lettuce, carrots, and stands gard aginst enny harms tu come tu yu…**
Well said. Unfortunately most people think the natural world is some sort of Disney-esque happy land where wild animals sing and dance while the sun smiles from above.
Reality is a tad bit more brutal, but beautiful in its own way.
*grabs chrisbg99′s hands, sways back and forth while singing*
EVVVVVVVVVVVVrything is BYOOOtiful… in itz own wa-a-a-a-a-y
etc.
*applauds* Thank you for this. I don’t normally read the comments because of the speak *more then whats in the pictures gives me a headache*, but I was curious as to which way the comments would turn. I was going to post something simular to this comment, but I was a little annoyed and didn’t to seem like I was trying to start a flame war.
Once again, thanks
Thank you! *claps wildly*
There should be a link to this comment that says “plz read b4 commenting” lol ^,~
mah kitteh did dis wons, we hadz ta git him awta dere nd maek him let go…
AW! Da puwr chipmunk! Stoopiyd kitteh!
PFFFTTT
Nope, cleber kitteh… munk was stoopid oar wud nawt be kitteh-prey.
Ack!
Kitteh huntin’ prowess: Excellent
Chipmunk status: Totally borked.
this is awful picture and should be removed immediatly.
i have always, always loved LOL cats humor but this I
just find cruel and disgusting. that poor chipmunk.
i am utterly disgusted at the LOL cat community for
posting something so horrible, its very disappointing.
If you love cats then you would understand that they are natural hunters and wouldn’t be disgusted over this picture. Obviously you either a) know nothing about cats at all, or b) just don’t even like cats. Leave your nasty comments elsewhere, this is a great picture.
all this picture shows is a cats most natural instinct. it shouldn’t be removed, your comment should, as it’s horrible and disappointing to see people on here that can’t even understand something as simple as a cats natural instinct to hunt.
that cat looks like my dearly departed Floyd
i miss her
My cat just tried to bring a dead squirrel into the house…AND HE LOOKS EXACTLY LIKE THE CAT IN THE PICTURE!
I understand its what kittehs do… I got no problem with the cat. But it doesn’t mean I want to see it. Doesn’t mean I find it cute or funneh. In fact, its distinctly not cute. Most definitely not funny. In fact, it makes me sad to see.
And it doesn’t mean I understand why this site has warnings for pictures of reptiles, but no warning for something like that, which I find FAR more upsetting.
Um… I don’t feel like running this all through a lolcat translation and making it all cute n goofy.
Exactly. As the owner of several cats, we’ve had our share of small dead things show up in the middle of the night. Even my dog has killed a rat (and my son’s turtle, but that’s another story).
However, seeing a picture of a dead chipmunk does not exactly fill me with lolz.
Maek shur iz akshually ded. wunce had chipmonk runnin thru de howse fore dis presise reeson!
Poor widdle chipmunk.
this looks like my kitty!!!
I have to chime in here…
Someone asked for ONE species of bird wiped out by cats. Here’s ONE:
On Stephen’s Island, New Zealand, the lightkeeper’s cat kept bringing him “presents” of small wrens. By the time it was known that this wren species was endemic (known only on THAT island), the cat had killed EVERY SINGLE ONE.
I am an educator for a bird of prey rehab center, and I strive to help people understand what they are really doing when they let their cats be outside. Looking at it first from an environmental angle:
Cats kill birds. Cats kill rodents. Cats are removing important food sources for owls, hawks, etc.
A domestic cat who is allowed outside and kills rodents and birds are not to blame. The OWNERS who let their cats outside are to blame.
It’s not “natural” for a domestic cat to kill while outside. Cats are introduced predators and are causing HAVOC on native birds species. ONE nick from a cat’s claw on a songbird will kill it. Cat’s claws and mouths are full of harmful bacteria that will slowly destroy tissue. Any human who had to undergo surgery and weeks of antibiotics due to a cat bite can attest to that.
Owning a pet means that you promise to feed, protect and care for an animal. Letting ANY animal run free, thinking that you are doing something positive and healthy for it, is sadly misguided.
All you “outdoor” cat owners, think on this:
Think about your cat. (Even better, look into his eyes.)
Now think about your cat ground to a pulp by a car’s tires.
Or think of your cat being ripped to shreds by a dog or coyote.
Or think of your cat getting attacked or hit by a car, then dragging itself into a ditch, too injured to come home. And then think of your cat dying slowly over the course of two days, in that ditch, due to starvation or internal bleeding.
This picture is not about nature taking its course. To think that is so very sad. It saddens me that this site, which I love dearly, would post such a picture and the comments (of which there are over 200) barely address the true nature of the picture….very very sad.
NO OUTDOOR CATS.
NO “Barn” CATS.
If you love your cat, keep it inside.