PEEPING TOMCAT
PEEPING TOMCAT Caught in the act
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Today on Candid Camera…
Yay Maus!! wii kin going tu deh ty-booteek!! Dey haz fresh off deh bote shrimpz adn cocktail saws in liddlol kitteh shaypt bowlz wif deh taylz being deh handlol….. uv course, u kin gitting wutever yu b wanting…..
Are they really-and-truly right off the boat? Gulf Coast shirmp? I grew up in coastal Alabama, and there is NOTHING like really fresh shrimp!
Oh, yes. Huzbin adn I gotted sum adn I just boiled dem up. He b nomming on dem rite now. I cant eeting dhe shellfishez.
but I donnut mind him enjoying dem. 
You should make some Cajun remoulade sauce and try that for dipping the shrimp. It’s good stuff…
Hyooj Conga Ratz dansing out fur Maus an Cweenmj! Carrying teeny binaewlers.
Hangin out this impurrrrrten announcemint!
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An – ai know ai dont eben haz to ask!
TRUMPETS SOUNDING!!
ON THURSDAY, THE 20th DAY OF NOVEMBRRRRR 2008
When the ICHC clok strikez 3 AM (aka 2 PM ITT, 9 AM EST, 8 AM CST, 7 AM MT and 6 AM PST
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There will be a HYOOJ (I hope) Celery Brashun
in honor of the BIRTHDAY
ofThat Tendrilled Darling ov ICHC ~
Teh Wun, the Only, the Many -
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MARY O’ SPOCKN
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aka Chopp’d Livah Grrl, Sweetpea, MayWee, Mais Oui, Mais Non, Maus’s Ebil
Princess, an “a surtin flora hoo shall nawt be named.”
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EBREEWUN iz moast hartilee invited.
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Yoo may bring shwimps in awl kinds ov deelishus vershuns az well as other dellishusn an nootrishus refreshmints an drinkses and prezzies.
(But pleeeeez leeve the Roundup at hoam!! An the hedj clipperz.)
Is nawt tew be sellin Maus-scowt Cookees, iz it?
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An Conga-rats awn yer nawt-sekkund, Maus! Yew be fast tewdai. ^-^
♫♫♫
He’s a Lolcat wizard,
There has to be a twist.
A Lolcat wizard,
Got such a supple wrist!
♫♫♫
Dat be fur shur! Jus a itteh bitteh bit, aifinksew. Ecksept less pinbawl! An moar wizzard, an moar Lolcat! ^-^
*snort*
Don’t u be fooled GoFur.
Teh suppul wrist iz from all teh zippo flikkin’.
And the gesticulating too…
now now, letz not point enny fingers….
Ai wun be fewled. ^-^ Awn dat zippo flickin an Maus-Gesticulaytin’ an seltzar sprayin bilt up dat wrist ob yers, Maus!
Don’t forget pie throwing…
*Flings a cream pie at DF*
*SPLAT!*
Eeep! *Tries tew dodge and gets it rite in da fayce* Erf! Ai guess yew be rite. =P
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…Mmm… creamy! *Slurps at da pie*
*luks at GoFur wif a fond*
silleh woofey.
maus is a xcepshun to teh usual rools.
he is a rodint, so no nomming him and gives him pawteckshun from teh kittehs, same as teh otter rodints.
BUT- if he starts throwin pi at u, u kin throw pi back.
Unless u just liek getting hit wif pi.
*thinks this is pretty lieklee*
*Is alreddee fillin up three pi’s tew trow back* Huh? Oh! ^-^ gewd, ai was assuming eet wud be awlrite tew trow pi bak. …ob coarse, getting moar pi awn me is nawt bad eithur!
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Oh, Maus…! *Woofeh grin*
*fling*
*fling*
*fling*
…
*splat!*
*splat*
*splat!*
An ai unnerstands! ^-^ No nomming anee ob da rodants. Ai be a gewd woof. ^-^ *Leans in an whispurrs* Ai dun noms da meets aneewai… Ai noms onlee da veggehurables! …but dun tell mai pack, dey dun lyke it tew much. =P
**duks hed, luks fur wipee creem tu noms on wile DP ocupied wif pies**
*skritches DF behind teh eerz*
Datza gud woof!!!
Uh-oh… Ai tink I borked Maus! …an he be stuk under da pi!
*run run run*
*Dig dig dig… wait! der be a bettur wai! …nom nom nom da creem pi awai!*
Ai can sayves yew Maus!*
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*Leeves awl da pi mayking stuff unaten… unahtan… wif-nobudee-watchin, perfekt fer kk4 tew step in*
**kk4 steps in kwiklee** MMMmmmm, wipee creem.
**scurries up, whispers to Din** Aifinks dat yu can dig moar frantically, so dat wipee creem flies mai way, aifinks. Nebber hurts tu hab xtra.
” How doo yoo fink hee duz it?”
ai dont noes
whut maykes him sew gud??
Well, he aint gos noe distracshuns…playz bai since ub smell…
Hoo?? Wut??? Huh??
I wauz just… um .. cheking ur lokz… Ya datz it….see kurity kitty on deh job….
W00t w00t!! I beeted Annipuss!!! Sry Anni, but u b so gud adn itz not eezy tu git heer b4 u due. I just haz tu sillybrating a liddlol.
*dans dans dans*
Nawt 2 maek egg skyoosis, but mai Internet Security disydes dat teh tiem dis lol kumz up iz juss teh rite tiem to start skannin – an dat gets in teh wai!
Congrats tho, awn ur tye wiv Maus!
w00t, w00t-tee, h00t, h00t, h00t, mj!
concatshoelaces!
dans-dans, dan-city, dan-city, dans!
*kk goes bak 2 chorz now*
Gud tu seeing u kitkay!! Due sum chorez fir mii tuu??
cahn u dewing sum choars fer meh 2? ai iz worn owt frum onlyne Crissmass shoppin, whew!
ai luv meh sum Amazon wif de free shippin!
Hey der, kitkay, aifinks ai haz jes a few fings yu kin du fur meh az well…**grabs clipboard**
Him iz surprized at wat him seed
“Mommee and Daddee? Y R U wrassling?”
ohai Khaaaaaan.
Not tu bring up a bad for u or anyfing, but I wanted to know if u saw on teh RHPS thred last week, where I tolled u I was not callin u a troll. U misred who the commint was direckted to, and I just wanted to make shur u knew that. If not plz to go back and reeds. kthx.
oh, and not to confoose u more, but I was at home then and posting as leeza-b.
LOL leeza, iz holdin no hard feelins. I C U arownd!? K bye.
ok fankx!!
fang Q Khaaaaan!
I saws my mommee n daddee wrassle wunce. I tink mommee wun, cuz daddee cudnt get owt uv de handicuffses.
Kitteh iz in shawk.
Himz finkin “dey akshullee DUZ dis?”
ummm, wut R they doin?
An watebber 4?
Wat haz bean seen cahn nawt bee unseen
datz wut Ai wunted tu sed…. yikes! yu reedin mai reptile mind?
LOL bluesfan…. wood dat be hokkie fan or moosic fan, BTW? Ai been
meening tu ax u dat…. Ai has a nosy.
Ohai turtlol! iz hayuge bloos moosic fan, de howlin wolf, de etta james, de clarence carter, de de de……wel, u git de idea
Oh hai, {{bf473}} Ai jes lubs meh sum Etta James!! Ai noes nawt teknikly bloos, but ai lub da older Ella Fitgerald, stuff, wif Louis Armstrong…**hums tu self happily, an taps da feets**
Hai {{kerrykatz}}} ai lyking dat kind uv jazz/beeg band type moosic tew tho ai doan kno as mush about it as ai wud lyke. no wun cud skat lyke Lady Ella!
Ai jes jub dat kinna moosic. Ai haz cd wif Ella singin Mack da Knife live, her makes a misstake, den recubbers bootifly, wif giggles in her voice. Ders noe one like Etta tho’. Her wuz heer in sandiego a few munfs ago, nawt had da monees, ai shoor wish ai culd hab seen her. Iz funee, mai huzbin old hipee guy, at furst he finks ai a littel weird–hoo, meh? But ders lots ub rock songs dat hab roots in da bloos, like Leon Russell, lots ub old skool suthern bands…mai redneck bloos roots, let me show yu dem!
{{bf473}}
Ok, ai jes LUB, nawt jub, unless dats sumfin ai shuld be doin!!
LEON!!! Ai lubs me sum Leon & Mary Russel, too….!!!
didja heer dat Beyonce is gunna play Etta James in a new
moobie coming owt at Crissmuss? Dat shood be sumting tu see.
Ai lubs Leon!!!!! Mai Gawd, dat guy still roks, ebben nao. Aifinks ai hab ebbry album ai used tu hab in CD nao. Member him frum Joe Cocker, Mad Dogs nd Englishmen daze? Sweet….
Ai herd bout dat moovee wif Beyonce…can’t wate tu see.
wut big green eyes yew haz
Awl teh beddur to seeing yew wif!
and seeing eberything, too
An wat big eerz yew has, tew!
Awl teh better tu hears teh steps of anuder peeping tom peeping on a peeping tom…
{{Din Fleetpaw}} Ai bet yu herd dis manee timez!!
Dis awlways seems tew happen wen ai be arownd. ^-^ Sew ai jes joyn in! {{kerrykatz4}}
**sighs, pats Din Fleetpaw on da hed** Iz hard tu be sterio typed, yesh? Heer is zucchini strips and sum dim sum veggies fur yu!
It be true… Oooh! *imminant noms approaching…*
*nom nom nom nom!* Tank yew!
**sits by DF, skratches his hed** Iz gud, eh? Yu hab veggys, ai haz wipee creem, life downt git noe bedder, mai frend.!! **trys to watch fur more flyin pies**
dis b quait entairliy nawt whut yoo finkz!
Whare do the qwarters go???
yeah, ware yoer quaters B?
(git a rume!)
Uh…yah, dats wut I ment. Git a rume!
~~snerk~~ ai sure yu need da qwarters tu go tu laundrymat, yesh?
Hoo eggsakly b cort in teh act heer…teh peepn tom kitteh or teh suspishus kittehs in teh win-doe?
ohai, burfday fairy heer, i haz been hazzing a hard time keepin up wif teh job lately. iznt eezy bein happy an sparkly evree day. but now i will wish a big HAPPEE BURFDAY to all teh lolfrenz, cheezfrenz, noofrenz, lurkurfrenz, an eben teh trolz hoo haz tehms burfdays today!! an teh last fyoo days – if i haz missed yor burfday, speek up heer an let me know!! i haz burfday caeks in all yor favrit flavrs, i skreem, frooty punch, noyzmakers, an goodie bags wif kandees, bownsy balls taht lite up wen tehy bownse, liddle rolly games wher yoo roll teh ball arownd teh maze, an sparkly kitteh stikkers!!
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*grabbee pawz a bownsee ball dat litez up adn startz
*bowncee, lite, bowncee, lite, bowncee, lite, bowncee, lite, bowncee, lite,
*till seh annoize ebbreewun!!
*bowncee, lite, bowncee, lite, bowncee, lite, bowncee, lite, bowncee, lite,
*bowncee, lite, bowncee, lite, bowncee, lite, bowncee, lite,
*hedbawbs up an down an up an down an up an down an up an down an up an down an up an down an up an down… an den… up… an den down… an den… fawls ober* X_x; Tew much bownsee an lite!
onoes! Duz teh BF need a hug??
{{{{{{{burfday fairy}}}}}}}
noizymakerz!!!! *fweep fweep fweeeeeep*
rolly gaims!!! *roll roll roll aaargh!*
Birfday fairies needing hugs tu! {{{{{{BF}}}}}}
awww {{{{{{burfday fairy}}}}}} u duz such an awsum jawb & maiks folkses sew happi! wii appreciatin u sew mush!!!
*Dang! Thar’s noe purr-aivasii ennimoar*
peepy tom kitteh haz a ramp to da window. wow!
Kitteh finks he iz watching da telivizon…but hims watching fings IRL =/
This kitteh is such a pervert!!
Iz, iz, iz dat MAI nom dey be nomming?? in quivery meow….
aifinkso!! Oh teh huge manitee!
I never steal noms from kitties! Well….hardly ever!
if dey cast sperzhunz on yew, duz u eet a sperzhun??
sometimes, but usually it just makes me cry.
*wails loudly* why, why whyyyyyyy!* *sob*
We manatees are very sensitive souls *pouts*
**Pats Hugh_G_Manatee on hiz hed, offers xtra Avian for hiz swimee wadders**
Iz ok, nawt tu cryz!! Swim fwee, wif abandon!
I iz berry sowwy hugh. I will wash what i say from nao on.
*proceeds to wash her words*
Dew nawt bee sowwy timeless, Hugh iz jus bean a beeg drama kween *blows inno noizymaker & tikkles Hugh wif de part dat unrollz* fweeep!
I tink so, deh be cuzins to teh sparrowiez?
Dun gotz busteded!
I haz nuther happy to share wif all teh cheezpeepz. Mai bebbes haev maed teh tun..tunl…crawly spaec tings trew teh hay baels we haz rond deh hows, so teh stay teh warm and dri in teh cold whetter. BUT, naow, wen I iz out dere, dey POP up all ober teh plas, and teh scaer me! But I no mind, cawse teh sew kutie wen teh du tis, littel kitteh heds bobbin up here and dere wit smiles on der fases, lol.
aww, ai bet dat is sew cayuute!
{{Mama Cat}} Dat mus beh sew cute! Ai hab weeknis fur littel bebbeh kittehs, dey soun like bery hapee bebbehs.
kk4, deh is teh happee kittehs I hab eber saw, teh pwayfit all teh tiem, and dey cwim mai leg all teh tiem, and teh rolly on der baks tu be snuggledz and snorklz and teh purrrrrrrrr all teh tiems, lol.
I mus go bak wurk noaw, bu I be bak later.
{{{{{Mama Cat}}}}} Happee!
Kitty Garden! Kitties bloomin ebbryware!
M-o-o-n dat spewls tawmkat!
Peeping Tawmkat luks surprised ad wad he SEEZ!
An wad has bin seen cannawt be unseen!
Peeping kitteh bleaches owt hiz brane, an awn tu next window.
Oar, az mai bf sayz… “plz tu reformat brayn nao!”
**rhsb comes in, shivering, her fur is cold and there’s little droplets awn hur whiskurs**
BRRR!!! U nawt gonna B-LEEV wat ai droved hoam fro – SNOW FLURREEZ!
DO. NAWT. WANT!
I gonna rite a nastee lettur 2 teh wevver-dood, an tayle him I want the 70-degwee wevver bak.
{{{{rhsb}}}} Ai will halp u, rshb! *raps floofee cheezmap blankee arownd rhsb* Heer, hev a cuppa hawt choklit wif floofee marshymallows. Ai nawt want SNOW (for letter word!) eever!
Ffffffaaaannnnkkkkkssss, KCT.
I haets wintur wif a passhun.
Mebbe I shud goes sumware warm until Spring? Hmmm….Souf? Caleefornee?
I knoes! Teh Bahahahahammmaas!
**goes to pack bags and book flite**
Waytes! Ken ai cum wif u! Plz! Iz sooooo cold owt dere!
rhsb! Wayte! Lemme cum wif u! *shivers* Oooo. Tiem to goes nao. Nite nitey!…..ZZZZzzzz….rshb, plz tayke meh hoem nao, fankies!
oo oo! can I has teh snow? plzplzplzplzplzpleeeeeeez?
send it colleckt if u has to.
rhsb I want teh snow… plz send to me, kthxiluvstehsnow!
Nawt-seckund, I thot it, nao I knoes….
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U iz teh crayzee!
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U can has awl teh cold, an snow an ebery littlol bit ov it!
**Sends cold wevver an snow fluurees Souf-Eastward**
We nawt having teh snows yet, but when it coming, yu can be having owrs tu!
Wats fallin nao nawt amownt tew nuffin – wii ushualee gets akkumulatin snow aftur Janyaree 1st – but iz lyk it wuz teezin mi.
Oh, an wat did I heer onna raydeeo? KRISSMISS MUSICK! Do nawt want taht eethur. Nawt yet.
**begins pacin an grumblin 2 hurself abowt cold, snow an Krissmiss bein pushed awn us way 2 erlee**
rhsb, some of this u can fixks!
take CDs in teh car, and don’t tern on teh radio anymores.
Dat will fickx teh early Krissmus musicks.
But nuffin I can do bowt teh weathers.
I ushualle do lissen 2 cd.
Me an Rob Thomas has been singin togeddur alot latelee!
I onlee sing inna car wen nowun else is dere.
Oh hai, rhsb, pleez tu sen da cold wedder down to sandiego, kalifornikat–kalifornya. We needs rains, we need sum cool…**pleez nawt tu send angree letturs to kk4** mai hot flashes, mai unemployed roofer husbin, let me show yu dem, and pleez make it cold nd rainy here. I grew up north, libbed in Colorado, dis nawt seem rite tu meh. Oh, pleez tu fwow snoballs at meh, ai puts dem in freezer…
Rayns, we haz! Ai gunna building an ark soon! Ai FedEx tehm tu yu meejutlee, otay?
Oh, yesh, Fedex da rains…nawt dat ai wish bads on peeps, but wen it rains, roofs haz leeks, mai husbin works more. Is still in high 80’s here..ai in tanktop, capris nd barefeets agin. Dis may bee nice fur sum…nawt tu complain.. but nau goin thru menopause, hot flashes, no a/c, husbin home awl day….nawt sew pretteh…
But dat’s teh point!
Cold like this by itselfs, brrrrr. Boring.
And if we gets anything we ushully gets ice. PLEH.
If itz gonna be this cold, I want some pretteh wite snow to luk at.
I iz awl-or-nuffin kina gurl wen it comez 2 snow.
If iz gonna snow, I want BEEG snow! Enuf so taht onna raydeeo tehy say, “rhsb, u no hasta werk”. Dat wud gibs me a hyooj happee!
I nawt want tihs littol, pain-inna-hiney stuff taht makes teh rodes slik an teh crazee dryvurs crazeeyur. Pleh.
Oh, an if wii has BEEG snow, I wants sumwin 2 snugglol wif.
Speekin ov witch: U start passin owt teh applicayshuns yet?
I putted up flyerz in teh Ty Booteek and also on teh Pi Stawl, and at teh Greesy Spoonerism Cafe. U has not heard from anyone yet??
Maybe tehy is fiting over it.
Oh and if teh snow is still botherin u tomorrows, we sent maus or ebil maus out wif teh zippo to melt it, k?
Leaving werks … so gotta sine off for now!
{{skwirrlgrrl}} {{rhsb}} Wen ai libbed in Colorado, up in rockies, 8,000 feet up, frum libbin in LA, ca…Da snowplows cum, an ai sez tu naibor, wen da plows gunna cum bak, der still snow awn da road? Her laffs at meh, den dey say da sand truks gunna cums out, so, aifinks dat der be trucks wif big sandpaper fings tu sand off da rest ub da snow. Nabor laffs at meh agin…den ai nawt like nabor sew much. We libbed in Grand Lake, pop. 300, ai gits job in Grandby, 13 miles away, an fur a few days, it tuk meh almos an hour tu drigbe dat 13 miles.
Fish owt ub watter, dat was meh. Stoopy nabor, her shuld hab clood meh in on da snow plows nd sander truks!! Jes sayin.
*hands rhsb a big bowl uv home-made chikkin soops fur chasing away teh cold wevvers an guyds tu seet nekst tu wuudstove* Sit daon, warm up!
Ware yu lib at, prysma-girl? Nawt dat ai beh nozy…
*giglol* Ai iz awn teh cheezmap, iz nawt seekrit.
Ai in Kingston Untaryo Kanaja, up in teh Grate Wet Norf.
OOOhhh, yu gits lawts ub snows, yesh? Ai in SanDiego, California, way down south frum yoo!!
Pleez tu forgib mai old retro mind, reminds meh uf old Neil Young song, Helpless.
Der is a town, in norf Ontario….**sits bak, membrin da days**
Since ai neber lived ennywhere else, tu me iz just a normal amount uv snow. But iz colder an snowyer an fings than Kallyfornya, aifinkso. *cheks wif bf whu libed in Kolrado fur a whyle* Him says we be wurse than Kolrado.
Yikes, gurl. Ai hab picshur ob thermometer awn balconee dat sez 30 below…big change fur LA girl..Dat wuz cold tu meh!
Iz 30 below farenhyte, yez? Iz, um… -35 selseeus… iz cold, ai nawt lyk tu go owt if it gets tu abowt -20 or below, but nawt iz uncommun in middul uv wintur heer. Iz just, well, wintur.
Teh flip syd, tho, iz that ai start tu feel ill at abowt, um, 85F or so.
*shrug* Ai nawt du gud at awl in much heets.
Ai hed an itteh bitteh kitteh hoo wuz nawt itteh but his nayme wuz Itty. Itty lieked to luk owt teh windowow thru teh blinds wif just enuf spaec between teh slats. Wun tiem, his eye glowed as he lukked owt teh windowow and a gurl saw hiz eye and screemed, lowdly ub corse, and screemed. She saw the EYE! Ai sed, “U scaered Itty!” She kept poynting, “the eye, the eye!” Ai wuz kindasorta meen but she scaered Itty! Ai told her to get her act together!
girl scared kitty because kitty scared girl. lol
U gawt dat rite, babes! Kitteh wuz a scaredy cat ennywai!
Naughty, naughty kitty.
**giglols** Iz der no udder kind?
hi
Oh hai! Welcome!
That’s my cat…
he’z a berry hansum cat, William. U shud klikkee on deh link “Incorrect credit or offensive?” unner deh pixor and telling dem hoo u b so u kin b credited wif deh photo!!
I duz a liddlol danz fur ur kitty bein on deh frunt paige.
Dans, dans, dans!!!
No no… I missed to write my name when I uploaded it, no problem…. duz… bein…… dans……..
Dis blak n’ whit caz iz like WTF dey R doin ??? xD
Nao I wanna a cat evun mor ^^
lmao