I’m on yr vents
I’m on yr vents stealin all yr warmfs
put on a sweateh oar thermostat kitteh will git angree.
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warm harbls r happee harbls
oooo fankee fankee annipuss! lukkee iz midnait in You Eyy Ay, nawt too menny hoomin kittenz lukking. hava glassie sham pain an orindg (4 da helfee bit) wif me?
uuupz ment You Ess Ey sorri. bleymz keybored.
Its noen az teh curse uv teh fat finger! Ai haz it offen!
aiz sekritly shoor ellekktronz plays trikkz an swap lettrz roudn — wai wood ai mkae sooo menny stakeses?
heh heh ai wuz going nutz tryin to figger awt where U. I. A. wuz…
LOL wooda bin eezier eef yu sore ma keybored – da zzz an da yyy r spwappededed so da y belo da s
We can has da warm harbls heer tew? Kthxbai
(Heer is CKP, cold kitteh place, iz sweedn – iz middl uf da day noaw, hoomins awl r awayk)
stroo stroo… but naught wen freeziz off of kitteh.. corsis berri grate sadz…
We calls kitties dat do this Vent-pires.
Iz likez ur Vent-pires. My huminz sayz Vent-hogs. Ur namez iz supiereur!
ohai sweedishie cheezpeep, yu gotz enni sunlait left?
berry littl. Ay iz nawt happee.
{{Cimbacat}}
*leenz outa windo an grabz bits ov sunliat bundlbundl
intu CHRG tuktuktuk stikkety clozd wif dukkytapy
makez adddresss an sendz to sueedinz kwikkstikkz*
Conga ratz, saprano smurf! Berry funny nawt second!
@@@@@ excellent commint, s_s!
*SNERK*
Sawrii tu telyu, but tihs iz almoas surtinlii a harble-less kittoon az KALIKOES ar uzulii FIIMAYL.
yay yaya
Pssst!! Swizzle001!! in deh link address u needz tu putting in
….pictures-by-swizzle001 not …..pictures-by-ur_ICHC_name
yay i found mah buket
Kitteh noe awl teh warm spots
Der mummis tellz dem wen dey iz littel.
iz mai favRit spot 2
Noe, no can share! Goe ‘way!
we kanz awl shaer bai maekin snuggel-heep, liek rigly liddel bebbeh-kittehs
share iz bestest. Share iz gud-nyce. Ai laik share mor dan just orl for won kitteh
…an spreddin teh hares an flakee bitz!
yer welcums!!
Sure must be warm where basement cat is
Hawt az H**l eben
Ssssseeeeeewwwwww dddddddaaaattttsssss wwwwwwhhhhyyyyyyy eeeeeeettttttsss ssssssssseeewwwww c-c-c-c-c-c-cooooooooooOld in heeeeeeeeeerr!?
Ai haz a f-f-f-f-f-freeeeeeeeeeeeeeezzzzziiiinnnn!
Wuz mai furst thout tu! Kitteh, plz, plz, plz share sum uv teh heets!
kitteh sez yew kan schnuggl mi belli ef yew laik, but ai not moovin.
“Nope, I haven’t seen Nermal.”
Hallow? Aneeewun ells oat dere? Iz gittin c-c-c-c-c-c-cooooolllllllddddddeeeeeeerrrrrrrrrrr! *freeeezez into solled blok ob ais*
O noez!! CCC iz ekwipd tu handul dis?
Oh yess, I fink there are lawts ov freshly-stokked snugglies wif kittehs printed on them. Then we lifts up teh heated cat and place it on Plasticat’s lap, just like heating pad, onny bedder.
*suits aksuns to werds*
There, Plasticat. And here’s a mug of very hawt cocoa, too. Yu shud be warm in 3–2—1 — nao!
Wraps plasticat infloofy Cheezpeep map blankee- there, that shud keep de warm in!
fanx guis! *Gulp* gotta goe nows, out inna teh sno outside, freez back up agen…
Nao tummeh iz toastee, but bak iz stil kold. Hao u n-tend tu fiks?
Time to roll obber an toast de odder syde!
Nuffin lyke toast in da mornin!
Mai kitteh duz this. Mai ex girlfrienz haz a gaz fireplace. My Bandit kitteh wuld lean up agaist teh screen. Her fub be smokin sumtimezes.
Purty sure she gunna catch fire sumday.
mai toasted Kitteh, let me show you her
Warm thawts 4 teh seezun:
Appul pai, rite frum teh uvvin
Bed, wif flannul sheetz
Cozy Cheezland Map blankit
Drinkin cawffee
E -
Eelongating next to teh fyre *stretch*
Furr growin extra lawng
Gormay noms fresh from teh ovun
H….
Happee rayz uf sunshinez
Inside, ware it b warm
Juggling hot potatoez
K…..
Hawt chawkolit n mug wif kittehz awn it
Insaid, wif teh heet awn jest riet
Jellee awn tooest
K…
Jinx on deh Insidez!!!
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Kawffee, fresh and hot
Lushus pastrees, fresh frum deh ovin
Multiple layerz uv blankeez
Napz (under deh blankeez)
O………
Opne fas sammich wif lawtz ob gravee
Plentee ob Kawffee
Quik, maek mor hot choklit
Rueben sammiches
S…
Seriously, make moar hawt chokklit!
Thermos filled wif hawt chokklit
Udder stuff not needed, just hawt chokklit
Verry hawt chokklit.
Wisskee in deh hawt chokklit
Xstraw hawt chokklit
Yuu noez i wantz mai hawt chokklit
Zherez nuffin bedder dan hawt chokklit!!!
Yr kravinz, let mii show u dem.
Duz I oez u a soder?
Tihs capshun nawt exactly accurate. Ai am not steeling yer warmfs, because tehy is nawt-yers. They is mine. Like eberything else in teh house. Has ai made mice elf cleer? Gud. Now get me sum fuds. Then ai might share some warmfs. Maybe.
All kittehs are da heat seekin muscles.
OH NOES!
I iz all cold nao! D=
Ginger n spice kitteh sais “cheewawa? wuts dat? neber seed wun.”
Kitteh saiz, “adn fur mai nex trik…”
If U wantz 2 fyndz
Kitteh, luuk 4 spawt ubz bryte
invyteeng Sunlyte.
Ifz no Sun shyneeng,
tryz t3h Lawndree Baskitt, oarz
t3h oapen heet vent
Kitteh will beez dayr.
berree cawntentz wundureeng
wyez U bawvurr himz?
Jack.
yoo ar a star, jakk!!
I iz a heet hog. I iz hoggin’ ur heet.
arz kitteh wutz naymd Cutie wuz sleepin sooo deep on da vent adn ebn wen I gibbed herz shaykz (jentlee) adn pokes seh staiz sleepin. we thot Cutie was gawn to kitteh heben. But rly seh be jes so wrm and cozee seh nawt wan wayk up! So’z i pikkerup an seh be o-kayz but a noyed.
Aifink Cutie woz preetendin and hoapin u wood go awai!
Warm a belly puss
Just like a cat to steal your warmth.