iz hanging upp bannur
iz hanging upp bannur fer ur birfday
i hoep everybuddy cums 2 mah partee unliek last yeer.
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an cums wiv teh verry best burfdae fishes!
Concatshoelaces on yer nawt sekkund, tessm. Wut kind uv sillybrayshuns wud yew liking?
mai gudness…
iz mai nawt-sekkund nawt-sekkund!
ai… ai… ai iz obbercum wiv emoshuns!
ai finkso ai needs a drink, uv corse. J’aime les kir royales… shampers ennywun??
Wow. Conga rats, skwared, then! *watches teh rats, dressed lyk pyrates frum prevyus fred, conga bai* *klinkee teh glass wif tessm* Cheers!
**sits up kwiklee** Pirates?!!
ai dint kno rats laieked pi.
ai fot dey perferd round numbrs.
Ratz will ete N-E Fing dey kan reech. Wii hadda pet ratty wons. Berry good pet—was fun 2 C him holding fuds in hims liddlol hands and eets dem! He rlly lyked Cheerios. Dat an RAT-ishes!
But musch B karefee! He ated part ob my son’s curtan won day win it wuz 2 close 2 his kage.
Awlso he ate my odder son’t salamander wons. THe hole fing! Ai guess hee gotted out. Butt wii knots lykes 2 tawlk about dat. Ratty knot hungrey 4 a long thyme after that!
Aifink dat be a gewd aidea! *Owpens bottol… POW! …zing! …zing… zing… zing…*
*Duks an cubbers from da ballistic coark*
*…zing… zing… crash! …ploop… ploop… ploop… Coark stawps inches frum yer feets*
*Pawps bak up wif a full glass fer yew* An here yew is! ^-^ *Hands yew da glass an klinks glasses!* Cheerz!
iz kinda lyke JFK majic bullet, huh?
Ecksep nawt dangerus! Ownlee as much fowrce as a hedbat. =P
oh mai oh mai! ai iz solo! ai cannot… *klunk*
Iz okai, tessm, ai hab pirates fur tu dribe yu home.
Ai maeks yew teh keeweefroot martoony, tess?
OHAI KK! gud 2 see u, an fankyoo foar teh martoonyoffer!
but ai can haz a raynechek for, um, lessee, just about 6 weeks frum todae???
(ai send emayle 2 mai DH todae: “holy crap, wee iz goin 2 noozeeland!”)
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an whut a luvlee abatar! luuks gud!
oh mai… teh pikshur whut iz linked 2 tihs wun (”unliek last yeer”) still gives mee a sad! wuz wun uv teh nawt-sekkund lolcatz ai evver saw!
Gibs me a sad, too.
Ai coms to yer partee, kitteh!
Oh, an congratshoelaces on yer nawt sekkund!
oh, yesh! we awl goes 2 teh kitteh’s partee! iz gud way 2 sillybrayte!
oh but teh commints attached to teh linkied pic are klassic ICHC! I had just started comminting… I fink that was owr furstest race, ever!!
Yes, it wuz! An what a grate race it wuz! Hoo noo a rayce laik that cud bee so exciting!???
Oh tessm!! {{{{{{tessm}}}}} Happy happytail to yoo fur yur grate Nawt Second Nawt Second!
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And yes – teh linkee pichoor iz reelee sad – but PuRRRRRRfekt! Taht wuz teh verree furst race we ebber had – fur lonascar’s burfday!
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An ai wud laik to ask ebreewun to luk at teh previous pikchoor!! Ai’ve put in a BEEEG announce mint fur teh celebration ov Mary O’Spockn’s birthday on Thursday, teh 20th of November. Time: 3 AM ICHC time – the second picchoor of the day!! 2 PM TTI, 9 AM EST, 8 AM CST, 7 AM MT, 6 AM PST.
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The rest of the whilled iz invited too, ov course. Be guided by teh second pikchoor.
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An PLEEZE go luk at the previous pickchoor fur moar de-tails!!
Conga Rats, Tessem, awn yer Nawt-Sekkund posishun! Burfdae wishus wif burfdae fishes awlwais be gewd!
oh, mercee bowkoo m’sier DFP! ai donut think we haz bin introdooced formallee, but ai haz enjoyed reeding yur commentz. u iz teh sekyooritee woof foar teh upcoming konsert, n’est paw?
Ai is da sekuritee woof fur da cawnsurt. ^-^ *Holds awt a floofeh woofeh paw tew shake an smyles* Is berry nyce tew meet yew, Tessm. Ai is glad yew enjoyes reeding mai commentses! Ai has seen yew arownd tew, an lyked reeding yer commentses tew, but is nyce tew finallee meets yew, it is!
mai plezhure! ai has nawt bin able 2 play much latelee. In fak, mus go naow. Layter!
Tayke cares! Tawlk tew yew laytur!
Ohai, {{{{{Din}}}}}} ai’m bin wunduring if we mite noze yu bai anuvvur naim b4 dis? Yur voys sowns fur milly ur.
Conga-rats, Tessm!
Gud post alsew!
I still drinkin margajareetas, but will bring u sum shampayne. Wat kind u lyk?
Oh, an heers sum strawberries (choc cobered an nawt cobered) to go wif the shampayne.
oh, fankyoo rhsb! mai fayvorit! nom nom nom nom nom!
(u haz gotten over ur borked hart? mebbe u needz fyremenz insted uv YNG?)
Yesh, an no.
I jus need sumwun 2 come alowng an be payshunt wif me. Oh, an him has to be gud at snugglin. Winters comin!
Fanks foar axkin.
ai wud loan u wun uv mai kittehs foar snorglin if ai cud!
Oh yesh, plz. Ifn I ‘member correckly, u has sum purty kittehs!
I lubs kitteh snorgles.
wy cud yew nawt? ai wants tew snorgle sum kittehs….
iz liddul matter uv geografee… but rhsb u can haz teh virtual kitteh snorgle? iz nawt qwite teh sayme, but…
w00t, w00t, tessm! a berry fyne comet, aifinkso!
dansey, dansey, dansey.
*sits down 2 rest an watch teh peepz and ratz*
Thoughtful kitteh is thoughtful.
*holding BERY titely to CHRG*
*adds eggstra day-glo dukkytaype tu NS’s CHRG befoar using it awn own*
CCC iz stand in bai in cays ob NS splorts!
Yay! It luks so gud to see yoo there wif teh CCC!!
Hey, NS, did yu git tu goes to Disneyland? Nawt much on da sandiego news, aifinks der moar fires nao.
Ai did! We wuz dere awl day yesturday. Mah sore legs – let me show u dem. Ai haz a devishlee soar froat nao
but nawt sure dat smoek had ennyfing to do wif dat. *shrug* We wuz bery luckee wif traffik, so dat wuz a gud fing. Ai haz had enuf uv dis summer wevvur tho — it shud nawt be in teh 80s/90s in teh middul uv Nomvember in teh Norvurn Hemisfeer. Wud 60s/70s be so much to asking fur?
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Ennywaiz — tiem to go hoam. Moar drugs… sum hawt salty soop … shud do mah froat sum gud.
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Ebbreewun haz a grate Mundane nite!
nightshayde, ai iz sew glad yew got 2 goes 2 Disneyland! ai wuz finkin ub yew yesderdai. Ai herdz teh freewaiz in suthurn california wuz a mess frum awl teh firez. Gladz teh firez dint mess up yer trip!
ai iz tire-eared ub teh summer wevvur 2 adn wuz comsplaining last nite uhbowt hao hawt it wuz owt hears. Gud nooz! janetcanhaz4kittehs iz blowin teh kool ayrs R wai sew itz nawt sew hawt. she sez wii can haz awl teh kool ayrs wii want. maibee kerrykatz4 wud liek dis kool ayrs 2!
Pleez, sen down da cools an da raynes!!
Nip Fishes…teh bestest kind
Fuh-loof.
Blargh! I are ded!!!
Ohai, Dave!
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Dave? Dave?
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Oh, hims splorted! Sumwun cawl 9-elebenty! And Dr Tinycat!
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Skoops braynes up, warshes tehm in sock-eetin warshin masheen
Puts kleen branes (no dirtee thots!) back inna hed
Plop! Goes CHRG.
Wrap wif Ducky Taype
Wraps Dave wif floofy blanky and offurs hawt chocklit.
Plz 2 rest heer an think ov sumfin nawt sew kyoot.
But what happins when Dr Tinycat shows up? Him cyoot!!!
Hims can rest an keep an eie awn Dave.
**feelz dizzee**
Uh, oh.
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SPLORT!
oh noes!
wharez’ teh CCC?
oh, over tehre. OK,
*scoopity scoopity scoopity*
*washes alla rhsb’s braynes wiv leftover shampers*
*pitty patti pat pat braynes bak inna hed*
*SNAP! onna CHRG*
*frrrrrrrip*
*raps ducky taype around hed*
OK, naow, heer’z soft floofy blankee anna floofy kitteh foar u to snorgle whyle u recovverz.
Oh the nose! Oh da Hugh G. Manatee! Rhsb Splorted!
*Scoopey scoopies up da braynes*
*Pattity pats dem in da brayne playce*
*Maykes shur dey be in da proper posishun wif mai brayne-map* Lewks rite!
*Puts awn da brayne boneses*
*Applyes da CHRG (wif drawings ob kittehs awn it)*
*Duckie-taypes eet awl up, but enuff sew da CHRG drawings can be seen tew*
*Hands yew sum of da margareetas frum da last lol, an a hawt chokklit*
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An dere we gose! Awl bettur! …rite?
Uh… oh… if Tessm fixed yew up… den wat did ai dew?
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Ai must hab… hab gibben maisalf a… *gulp* …salf-brayne transplant! X_x; *thud…* … *twitch… twitch* … *sits bak up an smyles* …aifink it wuz a success! *wag wag*
Mebbe I gots dubblol reskewed!
Fanks 2 teh bofe uv yoo!
Yew is welkomed! ^-^ Aifink it was dubbul-reskew, aifink! But Tessm did awl da hard werk! Ai jes halped.
Gud jyob Teem N DFP!!! Iz im poss abel fur meh to sitz heer awl teh tym waytin fur teh splortijz!
Dat shudz b Tessm – sowwee!
oh, aifinkso wee iz all onna Teem ICHC!
Dr. Tinycat awfuly cutes, aifinkso.
but…..why? why no dirtee thots? dose are teh thots dat get yew into teh NB….
oh well…..*studies pictchuut*
Hmmm…….
Oh wow…..dat kitteh is sew k—–
*SLORT*
…..yoot…
Hmm. Wutz dis??? a splorted minyun??
wudja lukking at deh branez….. hooda thot a minyun had branez?
Well…. lemmee see wut I kin du….
Guess I bedder go git deh CCC. brb.
*dragz in deh CCC.
*Skwee, skweee, thump, skwee, skwee, thump.
Gotta git dat borkt wheel fixt.
Sowndz like a gud job fur mai minyun, wunst I git himz braynez bak in himz hed.
*rummij, rummij, rummij
*pullingz owt deh broom and dust pan.
Sweeping up deh braynez, I’m sweeping up deh braynez!
Dhere, dey b awl in deh dusty pan. now i think i’ll just pouring dem into the braynial kavity. OK. A liddlol duk taype heer, a liddlol duk tayp dere. No letz see….a CHRG wif dukkez on it. U’ll gitting deh chokklit possum and a nice mugga hot chokklit wif wippee kreme on top wen u haz awl yur minyun werkz dun.
*thinks* Hmmm…….hao tew doo dis…..*takes cart*
*remooves scweekee weel*
*adds oil tew teh weel and axle*
*makes shoor dat weel wll ride properly*
*puts weel bak awn cart, tests*
*no scweek*
Dere…teh weel iz fized nao…
teh scweekee weel gitz teh greess…
oh kitteh! We will come to ur partee!!
(dis wudda bin perfeckt for 9 am EST Thursdai..)
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Tehy put up a reellee wunderful wun fur mai birthday party! The kitty caek!!
Kitty seems kind of sad.
Like how the follow up picture makes me feel.
Aifinks kitteh nawt tu be sad, kitteh jes intent fur dar partee. Iz hard tu bee in charge sumtiems. Kitteh want ebbryfing tu be da purrfect.
Well, ur a cuppla monfs erlee, but what the hey?
Hebbee Dootee Floofz
andz ‘Sploart!’z allurtz in t3h wurkz!
Dawnz CHRGz!!!
Chekz t3h CCC.
Maykz shurrz itz awllz stawktd upz 4
floofee pawz attakkz
Cheezpeepz duz nawtz standz
a chanss naow. Habz lawtza Dukkt
Tayp andz Bunjee Coardz
Jack.
Hebbee Dootee Floofz! DO WANT!!
Hehe is sew trew, Jack! Dis won in partickular needs extra CHRGs an taype an bunjee coardz! Tew much hebbe dootee floofeh-paws!
“Hebbee Dootee Floofz”n “floofee pawz attakkz” FTW!!!
**Michio wayvz ats Jack wif baysee bawl mitt syze paw**
Ohai, ManfredMom:
Froaz a slydurr 2
Michio abdz himz getz chin
rubbinz frum Jack.
Awllso habz lawtza
chin rubbins 4 Manfred andz
t3h Alya Kittehz
Mebbee habz lawtza
btween t3h eerz rubbinz 4
Manfred Mom’z Kittehz
Jack.
Hugs for the fluffy kitteh! U sweeete!
~Splort~
Ohai dayr, D.R.
Taykz ‘Barynee-Akk Vakk’
andz pikkz upz andz poarz bakk loose
braynz matturr. Fyndz t3h
Buddurr~fly Band-Aydz
and maykz awll prittee. Pullz daown
CHRG tyte
U wantz Dukkt Tayp oarz
Bunjee Coardz? Day will halp holdz
CHRG snug
Habz lawtza gud nomz.
Habz Froazinn Millkee~Wayz andz
Hurshee Bawrz wiff nyss
awllmundz. Iee Bryte Tee
oarz Red Zingurr? Boaf goez well
wiff nomz and blankitt
Big wawrm blankitt wiff
duckeez 2 halpz wiff ‘Poast Sploart!z
Reecubburee Fayzz’
Jack.
Jack – u bwingz meh nyz wawrm blankee?? Itz b cold n sno-ee heerz!
Thanks u sooo much.
Omai! Dis floofykitteh plus DrTinyCat wood produce a magasplort 4 shur!
Marfa Stewart kitteh, meks shoor ebbryfing jes rite.
I hazza aunt taht makes Martha luuk lyk a hobo.
Dat woman can cook and dekerate lyk nobodees bizness!
“makes Martha luuk lyk a hobo”
snort! giggle!
I jes want u awl 2 kno: U guies has infiltrayed mai brane!
Apparentlee, tehre is a Manatee Countee in FL. Well, a co-wurker sed sumfin abowt it an I sed, “Oh, the huge Mantee!” owt lowd b4 I thoted.
Tehn, I wuz leevin werk an it wuz snowin. I thot to myself, “Wii has teh snowin!”
I tell ya, teh mens inna whyte cotes are gonna come get me soon! I jes hoep tehy is nyse-luukin, so I can has eie candee whiel goin to teh crazee farm.
Ai duing this awl teh tiem. Mai bf lukilee just iz amoosed… ai nawt knowing what gunna happen in Janooaree when starting collij again! Womin in firties speeking lolcat inna classes? Speshullee since iz animlol-care stuffs! Ai will nawt be abul tu stawp self!!!
Mebbe tehy can putting us in saem crazee farm? At leest then we cud having sumwun tu talk tu whu speeking saym langwij!
Wat a coinkydink! I prolly goin bak 2 skool inna Fall 09. Nawt foar the animlols, but teh akkowntin.
I hasta cawl mai seckund choyse 2 find owt hao mush munnies, hao long it wud taek, etc. awn Fryday. My nawt-seckund choyse wuz way too spensive.
**whispurrs, I in my fortys alsew**
Ai gunna owing lots uv munnies, but ai nawt duing so gud finding medikul-sekritary jobs an beesydes, ai wud ravver get aboosed bai furries than admin-peeps. So, what teh heck.
Ai keeps fingurz an toez an legz an armz an eyes crossed fur yu awn Fryday, otay?
Fanks.
I had stoodint lones yeers ago (wen I nawt-seckund went 2 collidj) an relee nawt wanna has 2 borrow munnies, ifn I kin halp it.
Good Luck 2 yew alsew!
{{rhsb}} ai almos got busted at mai last wurk, being on da internets…aifinks, hao to splain da lolspeak on der?
Hmm… iz wun gud fing abowt nawt at wurks! No boss tu be luking at what yu duing and demand teh splanashuns!
Yu gots dat rite!! Ai in noe hurry, nise tu be home, nawt so nise win husbin nawt workin tu. I’d radder beh at wurk, franklee.
Hey! It akshually IZ mah birfday! Thanks, kitteh!
Happy Birfday, Cat!
**frows confetti lyk Rip Taylor usta**
Thank u! Thank u! Letz cut teh caek!
I ackshully maded a cake tonite! Lemmin wif glaze insted ov frostin. Dad’s favrit.
Lemmin caek is one of my favrites, for real! Yum!
I jes eetid a peese ov it. Nawt bad, ifn I say sew maiself!
Teh cake wuz lite an fluffee, nawt 2 dense.
To cool it, I put it onna bak porch (closed in). Wuz coold awf in no tiem!
**passes cake to Cat**
Now dat’s teh way to do it — coolin it on teh back porch!
Fluffee, nawt too dense lemmin caek is teh best!
*shifty eyes* *taeks caek*
Wai, Draconic Kitteh, I due bleev u take deh kake!
*hides cake* heheh……yep….oh!
*bows, proffers chokklit*
btw, yew wanted meh tew halp yew wid yur christmus stuff?
Ah yes, mai yung minyun. Thanking yew fur deh chokklit.
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I haz 3000+ frenz. Deh awl b spekting kriss miss cardz frum mii. Plz 2 a dressing deh envelopez.
*salutes, then turns and eats slice of cake* *turns back around*
Ok…whare beez teh envelopez?
U kin gitting dem at deh ty booteek.
And pikking owt sum gud wunz.
o, and by teh wai, mah brayne splorted up above…ai tinks dat ai will neeeed eet fur dis….
how’s yer handrittin??
mah handwirtin……nawt sew grate, acchualee…
*Handz minyun a kaligrafee pen.
Gess u bedder start praktissing.
*trys tew practiss*
*ends up getting ink ebereewhar*
ai can’t see throo teh ink awn mah eyes!
AI’m blaind!!!!!
*runs around, bumping intoo walls*
:sigh: *kids*
dis minyun not werkin owt so gud.
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*ritez want ad:
Wantid, wun minyun. Must b willing tu werking long owerz, ablol tu riting wifowt going blind, adn b imperviuz tu splortashuslee kewt kitthez. Awl applikantz will b kunsidered. Contakting deh cween.
*has managed to wipe awl teh ink awff mah eyez*
ah….the heck wid dis….
*types stuff incomputerz*
*prints envelopez*
Dere….are dose ok, mah cween?
redempshun………..aifinkso him hazzit
*pssst..hey cweenie, sum ob dem computrized addresst cards ai gotz yew kint hardleeee tail……..*
*in mai bestest Mommee Deerest voice:
No moar computer addresses!! Dey must 2 b handritted. Mai peepz eggspecting nuffing but deh bestest.
*DK, ai tryed fur yew*
ah yesh mai cween ai dew unnerstan
*looks up endeeringlee*
Awww….plz? Dis iz eezier….and dey luk gud……wjy nawt?
bkuz I iz deh cween.
Hhhmmppphhhh.
WP b nomming mai commint.
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Wai not?? bkuz I b deh cween.
aww….okaiz…maybe ai duz some when I’z nawt sleepin…..
ai gotz tew get auff teh computer nao….bai…
Gnite, minyun. Get lotsa rest. Im sure I will hazzing moar jobz fur u tumorrow.
~snerk~
Ai cants halp but nootice dat yew needs a riter? Hehe Ai can dose it! … aifinksew….
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*two minnits latur, papur is awl torned up an ai gawts da bawks ob parchment en mai mowf* RRRrrr…
*Notices yew*
…er… da papurs started it… den dey jus A-sploded! Ai swares! ^-^
Sloooooowlee walks awai frum da mess wif mai tayle between mai legs* Lets jus sai dis neber happened! ^-^
Gud halp is SOOOOOO hard tu find.
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Will I eber git mai krissmiss cardz reddy in tiyme?
tew beee continuuuuuuuuuuuuuuued………………..
*snerks agin! *
Hehe Ai had tew add a teeny bit tew dis sitchuayshun. =P
Aifink dis be a sichuayshun tew continyew in da futchur! Ai wud be in like tew learns! Espechially since ai dun hab opposable fumbs. =P
Yu doin fine, mai fren. Aifinks da cween haz sum minions dat need tu hab lawts ub wurks tu do. You duz fine wif sekurity, bartendin, an howlin at da moon!!
AWOOOO
Well, kidz it b bedtyme heer. See ya tumarree.
{{{{Cheezpeepz}}}}
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Now ware b mai minyun wif mai bedtiym snak ….adn a hot kuppa chokklit ……and mai robe and mai slipperz ……adn how kum dere b no mint on mai pillow …….
Nitey nite cweenmj! Takes care! {{{Cweenmj}}}
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And aww, tank yew kerrykatz! Ai tink ai will dose well wif da bartendin an da seckuritee, an da occasional hedbatting of da tings dat lyke tew gose “NOM!”
An ob cowrse howlin at da moon! AWROOOOoooooo…!
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Oooh dat reminds me! Ai awlmost typed in “wikipedia.nom” intoo mai brower afew minnits ago. It mayde me *snerk!*
Karefull wut yu wishes fur, mai cweenmj!! Sleeps gud!
Nite {{{{cweenie}}}} aifinkso teh supt will takes care ob teh mint onna pillow!!!
*tip toes in and spritzes cweenmj’s pillow wif lavender water
and tehn puts silberfoil rapped mint awn teh pillow*
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♪HAPPEY BIRFDAY TO YOO ♫
♫ HAPPEY BIRFDAY TO YOO
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♫ HAPPEY BIRFDAY TO YOOOOOOUUUUU!! ♫♫
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What a beeyootiful song! Thank u!
Happitayl Birfday, Cat!
Thank u, and a big slice of caek for u, too!
Mmmm…. lemmin. Ai duz so luving teh lemmin!!!
Happitayl birfday! *hands Cat a hyooj bunch uv heelium balooons uv menny colurs*
Oooooo, heelium balooons!! Mah favrite!!
Bweev deeplee n ur voys wons b weelee hi noes moar! Happe birfdai!
Be careful, otay? Iz a lawt uf balooons an ai fillededed tehm preddy full…
Happy Burf-day 2 use, cat!
*cat startz 2 lebbitayte frum 2 menny healy-bloons*
*KK grabs Cat by teh anklols*
*cheezfrenz pullz KK down, an gibbs beeg Burfday huggs!*
{{{{{{Cat}}}}}}}}}}
Dis iz turnin into quite a partay! Now I haz a lampshade on mah head!
mai DH sez,
iz nawt a partee until sumfing gets borked!
**Beetles song** da da da dah, todai is yur birfday! da da da da hapee birfday tu ya!! Enjoy, partee hardee, Cat!! {{Cat}}
Kewl! Happee Birfdaze, Cat! Ai bringz yew some home-maydez mead – fur-minted honey-wine, and flayvured wif pummy-granitez! 3 gallunz is enuff? Aifinkso…
=^..^=
3 gallunz of mead?? Best birfday evar!!
If yoo finks DAT’S guud, wayte til yoo tryez deh spyced rumm Ai maekz fur teh hawlidaez…
=^..^=
Hapeetayl burfday Cat!!! {{{{{Cat}}}}} O, an heers a necklace maid ov shinee sparklee fings tu goe wiv yur lampshayde (P.S. Don let LCB see teh necklace, k?) ‘njoy teh partee!!!
Woohoo! I lovez shinee sparklee fings!
**hiding necklace from LCB**
Da na na na na na nana!
DEY SEZ IT’Z UR BIRFDAI!
IT’Z MAI BIFDAI TOOOooo
Da na na na na nana!
DEY SEZ IT’Z UR BIRFDAI!
HAPPEEE BIRFDAI TO YA!!!!!
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No buddee does it liek teh BEATLES!!!!
Jinx!! Yu did it bedder dan meh!!
I likez dem bof! What a treat to be sere… seran… sang to on ICHC for mah birfday!!
hapy birfday
Caek for everybuddy! And dansing, too!
ai made sum kookies tew, but kk4 ated dem
**starts jumpin arown eggsitedlee**
I forgots 2 tayle u gues!
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I heerd last nite dat Billy Joel an Elton John are gonna tour agin, beginnin in Spring 09!!!!!
Comes hail oar hi wattur, I IZ GOIN! Tehy prolly nawt come 2 teh closest areena, sew I’m prolly luukin atta rode trip, but I HAS to go!
I saw tehm in Hartford, CT in 2002. It wuz teh bestest show evar!
An awn taht note, I gonna say gud bye foar nao.
I mebbe awn latur, but I nawt shure.
Doan foarget 2 lock up!
Ooooooh! Dat wood be SEW gewd!
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Ai saw Billeh Jowel wen he was performin aloan last yeer, a won nite onlee purrformance. It was specktackular! ^-^ Certianlee won ob mai faborite cawncerts! Ai has a happy now, becawse ob dis newse!
Reelee?? I bet dat wuz way kewl!!! Ware did u seeing him?? I haz a jellus. Billee Jole b wun uv mai favritest mew sishunz!!
‘n I lef u birfday prezent on ur bedspreed
why is feesh on birfday bannur O____o”?
Iz teh pignyata fishies Aifinkso. They are full of the nips.
Oar teh fisheefuds. Ai haz tu feed mai fish when Trick nawt neerbai, or him trais tu steel teh fisheeflakes.
hymn lykes-ceez teh Trick AND teh Treets. Aifinkso.
Prysma-k…we hab big Oscar fish in 85 gallon tank, ai allus haz tu hides da fishee fuds in drawer frum da kittehs…dey finks is kitteh tweets.
LOLZ! Itz akshully mi Birfday Lol
Happee Birfdae tu U!! Ai brotted choklitcaekpunkincheezcaeklimminpaiaploldumplins fur U – wud U liek sum wippee creems onna top?
w00t! mee too!! I wuz so ecksyted tuh see ICHC cellabrayte wif meh!!
Ai finish teh website wurk ai been duing awl day, fiksing up memorial site fur mai Nermal whu crossed the Bridge five yeers ago tuday. Ai haz a tired, ai gunna round up a bf an a kitteh or free still awn this syde uv Bridge, an hed fur bed. Iz moar info an stuff if yu click mai bloo naym linkee fing. Gud nyte, ebrywun haz teh wunnermus dreems, otay?
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fangs, pk, ai N-joyed yore wrds and fotos. Nermal is luckee 2 B so luved on this syde, an i bleev yoo will sieze each other on teh other syde!
Nermal was a beeyoootiful kitteh!
COMPLAYNT Warning: Ai is friggin’ sic ob B-N Friggin SIC!
Stoopy Lupus-Wolfee wonut stop biting my boanz! Eting my fase frum teh insyde owt, 2. (infekshun kannot shayke). Menny wks now 2 mush!!!! ai knot lyke to tawlk 2 peepz win ai beez 2 sic (rite, cawl or whuteber) B-cuz ai donut wannta b negativ. Now ai issa BEEEG BABEEE: wah, wah, wah!!!
Bin reedin’ mucho libros (viele Bucher) and tyin’ 2 rite my revoos 4 amazon. Just reeded 2 cawld “Blindsided” , a memware by TV dood RIchard Cohen, hoo has MS. Fixin 2 rite about it. maybee it Beez gud 4 hymn 2 share his xperiences so volks kan unnerstand better? aifinkso ? Things git rlly tuff later 4 hymns and he hassa lotz anger.
Sucks. wiff a dobble ss! Teh pits, ai hassem.
BTW, I wanna B bloo! Bin meening 2 dew it, butt hav bin 2 lay-Z.
{{{{{{{{{{kitkay}}}}}}}}}} Ai haz sum aideea teh fustrashuns, ai watches mai bf ebryday wif so much pain him cannawt du much at awl, inclooding consentrayte, oftin. Ai wish waz sumfing ai could du, or sumfing wize ai could say. Ai unnerstand nawt wanting tu be negative, but awlso, getting support an gud energies frum yur frenz be importint! Ai sendz yu teh sympafies an teh gud energies an teh hopes that infekshun kannot shayke gets shooked reel soon. Iz nawt being a big babee tu be angree an fustrated an fings, an tu want tu skreem about it!
{{{{{{{{{{kitkay}}}}}}}}}} <- wun hug iz gud, whai nawt tu?
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{{{{{{{kitkay}}}}}}} Ai agreez wif p-k dat it nawt being a big babee. Stoopy
Lupus-Wolfee iz a beri paynful dizzies adn ai am sorree that yew iz sic. ai hoeps yew feelz beddur soon.
Oh kitkay!! {{{{{{kitkay}}}}} Ai NOO yoo were sik, but ai didn’t know it wuz so bad. Aiam sooo sorree!!
If there is ENEthing ai can do, oar a way to halp, pleez do nawt hesitayte to ask!
{{{{{{{{{{{{{kitkay}}}}}}}}}}} iz gud to git bad feeelinz owf ur chess. Ifz u doan, den u gets ulsirs – n dat jus mayks eberee fing wers.
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I wishes deher wuz sumfing I cud doing tu halp. U not a beeg babee. U b frustrated. I spended mennee yrz wif deh aykingz adn deh surgereez. It not b deh same az wut u b going thru, but I noez deh feeling uv just wanting it tu not hurting enneemoar. It b deh giant PLEH!! So u go rite ahed and vent.
oh hunny……….. ai haz gud thots fur teh warrior white blud cells tew cum tew yer resque!!! {{{{{kitkay}}}}}
{{{{{kitkay}}}}} Helfy fouts an prayers fur yu!!! Plz tu feelz beturr soon, k?
{{{{{kitkay}}}}} I haz teh RA-Wolfee, mahself, so I can relayte! Sumtimes iz gud to let it all outz. You should wah wah wah all you want! I hopez you feelz better soon!!
ummmm.?…ai haz a stoopy. Wut iz RA-Wolfee?
Ai finks eberywun be teh sleeping.
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ai will peek wun moar tiem in a liddel whail … beforz ai goez tu night-night.
Patience – I haz nun.
aifinkso is lupus, an auto-immune disease. sounz lyke it iz teh pleh. ai haz a sympafee.
Thanks~ Yesh. It is a pleh. Ai noes a wumin habing dat. Very very pleh.
Sending teh gud thots to boaf KitKay n Kat.
Haaayyyyy…. “KitKay Kat”
Ezzilly amuzd – ai am it.
RA = teh rheumatoid arfritis, which is similar to teh lupus (bof autoimmune disorderz).
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I unnerstanz teh froostrayshuns, as ai haz painfool helf prawblumz, too. Sumtiems yoo jus HAZ to SKREEEEEEEEEMM! If yoo doan’t, den yoo goaz krazee fur shure, so skreeemz yer hed awf fur a wyle, an lett it awl owt….yer cheezfrenz unnerstanz an senz teh luvz yer wai…
=^..^=
It’s a sign that your kitteh loves you.
My birthday is in 4 days. >.>
W00t!!
b shur tu telling deh burfday fairy!!
Hur will b menshun u in hur messij.
Hai! Ai iz newbbie. Ai lurvz kittehs!!!!
O hai. Welcome!
Thx! Aifinkso. lolspeak iz diffee…diffa…hard.
Welcome to Cheezland! Yew is amungst maneee beri nies ppls whoo also lurves teh kittehs. Ai wud liek to extends teh floofee paw of frenship tew yew. No wurriez abowt teh lolspeak. Wai up dere on teh rite iz teh lolspeak wike witch is bery halpful.
*Points floofee paw upward to right, next to “Engrish.”
Dere is a wiki-dictionaree and ebbryfing. Also, cweenmj haz manee halpful hintz adn stuffs b’cept ai don’t noes eggsackly hao to direct yew dere. Udder ppls cud gibs yew teh links, aifinkso.
Ai will study wiki-dictionaree adn luk for cweenmjz posts. Thx fer teh halp and nice welcome!!! *acceptz floofee paw of frenship*
funny ^^ It’s my birthday today and this came up as the first picture when I opened the page
Heppee heppee burfday tu yu!!!
Happy birfday to teh Johanna, too! We can haz a big party!!
fer meh?? u shouldnt hab!!
wut do u wan 4 ur birfday, hashim?
That’s funny
Todai iz mai birfday!! Fank u, kitteh, fer da celebrash….selibrat……da partai!!
Happy birfday to teh spikers momma!! More caek for everybuddy!!
Happy Birthday! ^_^
Ai liek barfdays.
OMG bloo smoakii Perzhun Qtii! Ai canut standzit!
*SPLORRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRT*
(Oh, an HB, spikers_momma! Mai manii purrz an kniidz maikyu happii toadai!)
i luv birfdays. especialee when cheezburger iz involvd
Mai kitteh has dis same toy! Iz his favrit toy!
aww wat a cute lil kitty!
what i get for you birfday??
a verry merry un-birfdae to u