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reeinstawl fyrfox3!
Conga rats jk2k. U leed teh macrame! Less awl go 2 teh tye booteek.
oooh yes letz awl goe!
Dont furget teh noo Irish linnin Hankees wif teh curled up sleeping kitteh embroidureded in teh Korner! Usefull AND cyoot!
Iz it ok to go Xmas shpping at teh tye booteek?
Uv korse!!!! deh inventory at deh Ty booteek inkludez:
(no, i not b playing deh alfabet game)
Tyz, awl sortz, mostly wif kittehz on dem
Skarves, awl sortz, mostly wif kittehz on dem
Kitteh faised Lawleepops
Cheezland snowglobez
Bobblol hedded kittehz
Kitteh windchimez
Irish Linnin Hankeez wif deh curled up sleeping kitteh in deh korner
Kitteh juwlreez uv awl sorts — braceletz, eeringz, neklisses, etc. (Sparkeezmom maded a hole juwlreez collection fur us.)
Kitteh Kitchen Akk sess oryz– towelz, potholderz, etc.
Tiaraz, wif preshus juwlz on dem
Not tu menshun awl deh refreshmentz adn nomz!!
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Oh, deh list just goez on adn on!!!
Yay fur yoo, jk2kitteh, at teh top ov teh makrame!
May ai pleeze hang mai sighn heer awn yur nice spot. So awl can see. Thanks!!
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TRUMPETS SOUNDING!!
ON THURSDAY, THE 20th DAY OF NOVEMBRRRRR 2008
When the ICHC clok strikez 3 AM (aka 2 PM ITT, 9 AM EST, 8 AM CST, 7 AM MT and 6 AM PST. That iz teh second pickshure ov the day!!
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There will be a HYOOJ (I hope) Celery Brashun
in honor of the BIRTHDAY
o fThat Tendrilled Darling ov ICHC ~
Teh Wun, the Only, the Many -
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MARY O’ SPOCKN
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aka Chopp’d Livah Grrl, Sweetpea, MayWee, Mais Oui, Mais Non,
Maus’s Ebil Princess, an “a surtin flora hoo shall nawt be named.”
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EBREEWUN iz moast hartilee invited.
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Yoo may bring shwimps in awl kinds ov deelishus vershuns az well as other dellishusn an nootrishus refreshmints an drinkses and prezzies.
(But pleeeeez leeve the Roundup at hoam!! An the hedj clipperz.)
Ai hope verree much to see yoo awl there!!
*pushes hedge klipperz deep in bakk pokkit*
I noez I’ll b dere.
Mai ai bii wan uv teh FURst tu wish teh O’Spockn manii happii returnz uv teh dai an manii, manii moar! (Jus in kayss ai doan get thar in tyme, oar sumfingk!) ^^
tendrilled?
Ob COARSE I will be tehre.
An I will bring a jug ov mai speshul blend beveridj, jes foar hur.
Cold feet! Cold feet!
LOL!! INdeed!! Mai firefox freezes up awl teh taim!!
an will deal wid it immed datly
An iz nawt too hawt reelee
eep! anotter predator!
*ducks from incoming trollz*
*starts a sit-in in protest fur teh maus oar uvver small skweekee fing teh foks be hunting*
*pulls owt gitar an starts singing teh 60s pees-n-luv songs*
Give peas a chance!
Yes pls. Peas wif taters inna dilly creem sauce. Haz moar flavr than the rodints.
Peas? Blech. Nawt lyk.
I will eets teh littlol peapods lyk in teh Chinees fuds, tho.
PLORP! goaz teh wiizuhl!
Saownz verii, verii gud, yur resippii ai meanz. Yum!
Nd da whirld peaz iz da nommee bebbeh fudz.
**puts awn headband, puts on bell-bottoms**
*taps kerrykatz4 on sholder*
*whispers* Ur sposed to put teh hedband on ur hed and teh bell-bottoms on ur bottom. Not tother way around!
Aifinks dat nawt tu fits noe moar de udder wai!
**lays awn bed, wif coathanger in zipper, tries tu zip up old bellbottoms**
**sings Gib Peece a Chance, slightly owt ub bref**
KK – Whai nawt u ware teh muu-muu insted? Iz more comfee!
**rummages thru closit** Oh, heer bees lawts ub dem…ai be Mamma Kerrycass!
Dats wut I did foar Hallolween wun yeer.
A twerk, owr theem foar teh costooms wuz 1970’s. I blow-dryed mai hares strate an wore muu-muu.
Hay, yu dresst up like meh!! Wen ai wuz in hi skool, had long brown hare tu waist, parted in da middle, strate, (nawt haz hare dat will hold curl, ebben nau)
bell-bottoms, earth shoes…beads, sebbentys fashun statement…**holds hed up high** Well, makes gud costooms nao!!
hay iz we hasing flashbak nite?
We can has a sit in?
Or a luv in?
**sings, sumwat badlee** Awl wee needs is Lub, da da da da da, Awl we needs is lub…ai nawt noes wy..Jes wint dat way, sumhow…**holds fist in air, yellin at da man dat supresses us**
Hao abowt bed-in, lyke John Lennun an watshurnayme.
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Okay….
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**heads to NB**
**joins rhsb on way to NB, on da well worn path** Dat wuz two peeples dat no buddy want tu sees nekkid, ok?
I ackshully saw that in a movie resentlee.
I mean teh real fing.
Teh US vs John Lennon, anyone see that?
It was pretteh gud.
I saw bits an peeses ov it.
Leeza-b, ai nawt seen dat, but J.Lennon wrote lawts ub books, bak in da deh. He wuz cool guy. Ai member wen he died, da radios had aifink 10 minutes ub silence, at leest ware ai libbed. Iz dat movee tu can rent, or jes in theatres rite nao? Sorry, husbin old hippie dude, ai old hippie chick…aifinks we wuld lub tu see dat…
KK, I fink it shud be out on DVD soon if not alreddy.. woz an indie film, never made teh mainstreem theaters.
**wunners if himz did butt-wigglol-ov-doom b4 jumpin**
Ai wud luv tu see a foks du that!
**sighs** Iz like tu put sheets awn a waterbed…
*klik “install”* Oops! Ai finks ai crashed fyrefawx…..
Ai comes back at a bad tiyme Aifinkso. Foxies and kittehs nommin rodints awl over the lols.
Ohai, WRr!
Hao u doin?
berry gud. Was a grate weekend.
Glad 2 heer it.
Mien wuz okay, I hibernatid inna howse awl wiik-end.
Sew, u do ennyfing innerestin oar fun u wants 2 tell us abowt?
Iz deer seezun heer.
Okay. Iz deer seezun heer 2.
U go huntin?
**gits awn sopebox**
Frenz, ifn u go huntin, PLZ 2 be berry careful! Mi unkel gotted killed 11 yeers ago today whiel deer huntin. Him wuz awn himz own landz an the 19 yeer old who shot him nawt had cleer shot of deer sew hims got mai unkel insted. It wuz rooled acksident, but teh kid got 30 daze in jail foar TRESPASSING! Tehy shudda charged him wif Manslaughter oar Reckless Homicide, aifinkso, but nobudee axked my opinyun.
**gits awf sopebox**
Srry 2 hijack tehre, WRr. Dis is sumfin I iz obveouslee passhunit abowt.
ok: deer not = rodint.
But, I has a mixed about huntin; I know itz better for teh aminols to keep teh population down… but I cudn’t do it. However if u is hunting for fuds, and eets wot u kills… dat’s one thing. But peepls who kills things for fun, I just don geddit.
Teh deer populayshun arown heer iz berry hevvy.
Lyk u, I nawt has problim wif huntin an eetin, but huntin jes foar teh sport ov it, I geddit ether.
Awl the peepuls I kno hoo hunts, eets teh meet. Iz gud, ackshully, ifn u kno hao 2 cook it rite. Mai brudder usta make deer jerky – YUM.
Oops!
Shud say “I DOAN geddit ether”.
My tyredniss, let mi show u it.
Husbin used tu hunt, nao has mellowed…lubs animals tu much tu shoot dem. But we fish. We onlee keeps wat we gonna eet, an we let most fish go, catch and releese. We nebber keeps female fish, or fish dat be spawing, or small fish, or fish dat are big, and maybe old timer fish.
**steps up on small soapbox** We hab bin to many lakes dat da DFG stocks wif fishes, an dese lakes nawt fished bery much. Awl da fishes are small, cuz too many fishes, in small lake, nawt kin find nuff food, dey awl stunted an small.
Der is a balance…*steps off soapbox*
If I hads purtee cote lyk hiz, mebbe I nawt mynd teh snow sew mush.
Iz tru… ai wishing awl teh tiem ai had fik soft furs when it winter! Foksies an floofeh-kittehs nawt seem tu notis cold!
Mai mahm an dads kitteh lubbed teh keroseen heetur. Teh warmur hur gots, teh lawngur hur gots.
Wuz funnee site 2 see.
Boi-yoi-yoi-yoi-yoing!
Mebbe deres a spring in hims step?
Luuks liek wintur to meh.
Moar like a winter in his step, it looks like.
Cairful nawt tu fawl
Summer just not vry graceful.
has ennywun ebbur figyrd owt da WP yet? It dint ete mai wurdz but gibz me Arly abatar frum gramawairsgreneshuz , nawt Lady Mondegrene’s grene shu. Gues dey noze hoo ai m ennywai. Yestdy, aifinkso KerryKat dint noze ai wuz saim frumpee owld pursun she wuz tokking wif awn profile paje but heer in mai ofishul jawb.
Ai members yu!! Ai rites it down..frum yest!
Uh-ohs! Dat cud be dane-ger-us! Especiallee wif da margareetas! =P
Ooops! sowwy, totalee playced dat won in da wrong spawt. =P Sowwe fur inturjeckting mai comment inapropriatlee! *Goes tew da NB*
Hey, {{DF}} Der nebber a rong place tu menshuns da margaritas!!
Dat’s true. ^-^ But ai reelized wat ai had written it undur, an ai cudden halp but *snerk!*
Aww well, margareetas aneeone?
Yesh, plz. Tradishunal, no sawlt, frozed.
Keep ‘em comin 2.
*Werks lyke… well… a goggeh tew mayke dem an keep dem comin.* Margareetas comin up! *Slydes dem down da bar tew yew*
Get ‘em wile dey be frozed!
Pleez, margarita on da roks, no salt, keep dem coming…**clinkee glasses wif rhsb** Dis bartender, he pretty gud, aifinks.
**glug glug**
Oh bartendur, plz 2 remin mi I gots 2 werk 2morro. I nawt wanna waek up wif sum stranjurs shurt awn mi, nawt knowin wut happenid.
**thinks foar a minnit*** Oar, do I?
**thinks agin**
Nope, nawt wunna wake up wonnerin wat happined. I wants to REMEMEMBUR it!
Ai dunno, iz Rob Thomas a stranjur? Oar Johnny Depp?
Pleez, bartender, tu member nawt tu slide dem down da bar tu kwiklee after we haz had a few…reflexes a littel slower, an nawt want tu waste da gud drinkees yu makes!
*Tones down da speed awn da drinks as ai send dem dawn,an maykes shur tew keeps awl ob da construckshun werkers an fyremen owt ob da bar* Tew moar commin rite up! yew want won tew, Prysma? *hoalds owt a frostee margareeta*
No fankies, iz moar a hawt chokklit kind uv nyte heer…
Prysma-kitteh, um, Johnny Depp wif da pirate eyes? Ai nebber met a stranger like that dat ai didn’t like.
Speekin ov fyremens an fyrewimmins, didyoo see Xtreem Makeober Hoem Edishun last nite?
Tehre wuz alot ov tehm!
An there wuz sum onna Desperit Howsewifes show 2.
{{rhsb}} Aifinks dat wen da construction wurkers were out der, ai shuld hab had dem bild yu a speshul annex ontu da NB, yesh?
*nodnodnodwifkwikness* Ai nawt normullee bring stranjurs home, but JD doing teh pyrate fing… ai fink an eggsepshun wud occur.
I thot that woz finnisht!
rhsb, has u found an appreeat.. uh.. partner to… uh.. kristen teh noo addition?
I needs to maek annownsemint: Awl innerestid mens is incuridjed 2 make applycayshun 2 christen the noo sowndpruf rum at teh NB wif urs trooly, rhsb.
I will pikcks teh winnin 1,2,3…..well I nawt desyde hao menny will go wif mi.
**remembers: I gots to ask iif the stripper poel has been installed yet**
Applycayshuns may be piked up at ur neerist cheezland shoppe oar frum mai halpur, Leeza.
Come wun, come awl!
Wuz dat a ten shun all dublin tender?
*coffs politelee*
halpur??
U is not tryin to make me intu a flonquais is u???
Coz dat.. taint happnin.
I’z just halping my FREN.
*A big mug of hawt chokklit zings down da bar an slows tew
a stawp in front ob Prysma* ^-^ Dere you is! A reefill.
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Okai, fine! Ai can lets da pyrates in toonite, but nobuddy complain if dey lewse dere booty. =P *Lawks up mai trezure chest* Ai, maisalf, wun dake annee chances!
Nope. Nawt at awl.
I nawt put fings innur wondos ethur.
Deres dat werd agin.
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Leeza – U can has teh rejecks.
Uh-oh! Rhsp is gettin a Phlonquis… oar a Flunkie… won ob da tew! =P
Wayte… wud dat make me a Phlonquis ob a Phlonquis? Dat cewd be a prettee bad posishun tew be in! =P
AND, foar those ov u who has a brave, I has posted a pickshur.
Jes clicky awn mai bloo name, tehn go to “Pictures”. I purty shure u can tell witch wun I be.
HEY, DF, woo sez tu naw let da construcshin wurkers nd fyremens tu naw come into da bar? **looks round parking lot franticly for da trucks** Oh noes!! Um, but, der be pirates here? **clinkee glasses all around** WIN
*takes GoFur by teh ear*
Woofeh! U is jumping to conclushuns heer!
Wot’s making u jump? U got flees?
U needs a DIP?
Wet goggie.
Eeewwwwww…..
*ahem*
an nofanku rhsb… I can find my own rejects, fankuverymuch.
Btw… all I sees on ur profile pics is kittehs.
*Yipe!* Ai is sowweh! Ai dun wanna jump tew conclushuns!
Espeshuallee if it reqwires a flea-DIP! Do not want!
*sips hawt ckokklit happileh an preeshiates teh seenree*
{{DF}} Aifinks tu redeem self wif lots ub pirates, shirtless construction wurkers an fyremens tu drinkee wif us!!! Hurry, mai fren!
p-k, u mite wanna wipe teh drool offa ur chin. Iz beginnin 2 puddlol onna bar.
**enjoys seneree alsew** I nawt in2 pyrates mush, but tehy do luuks gud.
**A bunch of fyremens walk in**
Oh, well HELLOOO baby!
An, did ai say, lots an lots ub pirates? Jes cheking…
Hehe ai can gets rite tew it!
*Dans dans danses ober tew da big red button…*
*Presses da big red button wif mai paws*
*Da sawng “It’s Rainin Men” begins tew play*
*Da fyremen an construckshun werkers an pyrates (wif booty!) an steel werkers an udder guys awl enters da bar*
*dans dans dans dans* Awroo! ^-^
pirates?
*puts on piratey wench owtfit*
My swash cud use a littul buckling.
LOLZ!!
Iz jes mi, oar duz hole remin enywun eles uv Whak-A-Mole?
**goes luukin foar rubber mallet**
Plz to be caerful wif dat. GP iz gunna lose hims widdul mind!
Oh noes! I nawt Wak a Pinny Gig! I lubs owr GP.
*stops briefly to jot down a quick note in quicknotebook*
Ai had a feeling yew wud be taykin notez on dat idea (taykin to luk at tehm in teh lite, aifinkso).
Ohai LCB! You is not borked! ^-^ *Wipes sweat awf brow* Gewd! Ai was a teeny bit wurried ai borked yew wif mai hedbat wen ai was defendin GP. =P
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Ohay again! Wat you is writin?
LCB, no! Nawt 2 be makin planz 2 hurt ur phlonquais, aka owt lubbabul GP.
Oh, an ifn u ignoar teh abov statemint, plz 2 note dat iz NAWT mai eyedea!
Chips, margaritas nd wack a mole? I’m der fur dat!
Uh-ohs! Dat cud be dane-ger-us! Especiallee wif da margareetas! =P
(DIS be were dat comment is supposed tew gose! =P ^-^)
Iz awl gud, mai fren.
moles = rodints.
dats all I gots to say.
~~snerk~~ details, details..
Heers rubber mallets.
*Ai Fixed teh handlols. So when someone trai to whak teh mole, teh hammer will bonk dem onna CHRG. *
Wii wantid 2 wak sum moles at the playse were I libbed wif teh huzbin. Teh moles wuz bad tehre.
Nawt makni teh yard berry eezee 2 walk akross, I tells u!
Sounds liek a job for teh rabid weezilz
I doan care nao.
Nawt mai problim ennymoar.
Sumwun cawled? What we can du fur yu, tu show yu we iz gud an luvabul creeturs tu?
Ur serbises ar nawt needid, at leest bai mi.
U mite wanna axk arown, tho.
Kan gib us noms an drinkees? Dis may halp.
Invisabul Pogo Stick.
o mai! ai was usin firefoks and mai pag was awl wierd
OUCH! Steppd on funny lookin globe wif an E on it!
coolbeenz
fiarfux has becomed a bloated piggie.
I knoes! I knoes!
“Invisibull Johnny Jump-Up”!
(Foar those uv yew hoo nawt kno wat dat iz, iz teh hyoomin-bebbeh-jumpin-fingee)
hmm. deh johnny-jump-upz I noez iz moar like dis.
http://www.aggie-horticulture.tamu.edu/Wildseed/29/29.4.html
Iz beens?
Dit wat I wuz tawlkin abowt. http://www.amazon.com/Evenflo-Classic-Johnny-Doorway-Jumper/dp/B000CDPHIK
Tehy makes em 2 ways – hang onna door, oar on its own stand.
Block teh pop-up plz.
Give me cheezburger as well.
Hollycat!!!1 iz almuz step on dat lan mine ovur dai!
foxes are teh awesum.
Remimbdez meh ov a boarder kollie awn a fahrm where ai wentz to by bufflo meet foar 2 nom (tehy raizez tehm rite)… teh goggie wood pownse awn mai shadoe paw ifn ai waggled mai paw jus’ lyke it were a mousie… It were soes kool!!
Aha, block teh pop-up plz. Give me cheezburger as well.
I use: FIREFOX POP-UP BLOCKER!
Pop-up took 437643764367546757647646664 damage
YOU WIN!
Firefox gained 1337 exp!
Hot paws
LULZ.