Comments on: U were snoring agin.

By: Sam

Sam — Wed, 19 Nov 2008 06:30:27 +0000

hey anipuss
nice one!the text is real funny

By: VIRZAN TILLWEED

VIRZAN TILLWEED — Tue, 18 Nov 2008 05:46:37 +0000

A friend loaned me her sprayer this past summer telling it had WeedBGone already in it. Turned out to be Round up. It got rid of the weeds and everything else. I had to scrap it down to dirt and reseed it. Just now getting back normal. [Sic][Sic][Sic]

P.S. – No kittehs were harmed in the production of this mess…

By: prysma-kitteh

prysma-kitteh — Mon, 17 Nov 2008 15:02:43 +0000

{{{{{{ebrywun whu missing sumwun}}}}}}
Ai waz gunna say ai haz a sowry fur making peeps fink sad fings… but teh sad finkings happens ennyway, aifink, an it be a wunnerful thing tu haz sharings an support an fings.
Ai sends teh gud NRGs fur Buddy an fur Cassidy’s kitteh, an fur awl hyoomins whu du what we gots tu fur owr kittehs when they having the pleh!
An berry bootifully sed, nicewitch! *klinkee teh glasses* Ai drinks tu that!

By: Cassidy

Cassidy — Mon, 17 Nov 2008 14:41:46 +0000

Fank yoo! An God bless yu, too. Yu is berry kind, an yu has mush luv fur teh kittehs. Wut wood we do wifout dems?

{{{{{{{{{{Kerrykatz}}}}}}}}}}

By: mugglemary

mugglemary — Mon, 17 Nov 2008 10:32:45 +0000

mai obiwan likes tew sleep awn mai hedd. ai duz tihs to blunt pointy enz an fluffee bitz

By: EbilRedKitteh

EbilRedKitteh — Mon, 17 Nov 2008 07:20:43 +0000

*Ixsepts glayss ub Suddern Cumfurt (clawsit Dixie Redneck), hugzez {{{nicewitch}}}* Ai drinkz tu dat! CC bless awl the kittehs past, prezzunt and fyootoor, and teh Cheezfrenz who loves dem! *Taeks big swig, den whoops owt wif a Rebel yell and sings alawng wif a Patsy Cline sawng on teh hawnkee-tawnk jookbawks in teh NB…*

By: EbilRedKitteh

EbilRedKitteh — Mon, 17 Nov 2008 07:09:46 +0000

Yew gotz dat rite! Ai will awlwayz miss mai boyz…Moon Monkey died 3 yeerz ago awn Thanksgiving from cansurr at awlmost 15 yeerz old, an’ Little Romeo died the fawllowing October from cansurr at just 12 yeerz old. Mai hubbee and I nebber gits obur it, and it still maeks him cry when he tinks ub Romeo…

Kittehs IZ famblee, dammmmmmiitt! Ai haz a mad for stoopid hoomins who sayz otterwyze! Mai kittehs wuz and iz awlwayz dere when Ai needz dem, unlyke most hoomin so-called “famblee” peepolez…

=^..^=

By: kerrykatz4

kerrykatz4 — Mon, 17 Nov 2008 05:28:59 +0000

{{{{{Cassidy}}}}} God bless yu nd yur sweet luving hart, an yur kittehs. Ai prays fur yu, an yur kitteh wat haz da stone. Pleez tu let meh noe how fings are going wif dem. Lub yu!!!

By: Cassidy

Cassidy — Mon, 17 Nov 2008 04:18:20 +0000

Fank yoo, Kerrykatz. I fink teh wun ai missings teh mostest is teh “real” Cassidy, hoo went to teh brij in July at 21 yeers an 3 munfs old. She had beened part of teh famblee fur so long, an wuz such a sweet kitteh to boot.

We naow has a 16 yeer old kitteh wif cardiomyopathy an a bladder stoan. He has beened on teh beta blockers fur 4 yeers an is doin well. Hims cant has surgery fur teh stoan tho, becuz teh v-e-t sez he probly wood not surbibe teh anesthetic. As long as it (teh stoan) staiz whair it is, he shood get along wif miniminiminal diskumfort, but it will being anudder story if teh stone excapeses.

Our “bebbeh” kitteh is 4 an berry healfee, fank CC! I fink he needing a playmates, tho…

By: fikshunkitteh

fikshunkitteh — Mon, 17 Nov 2008 03:29:05 +0000

Ooooh {{{{{{nicewitch}}}}} byootiflee sed!!
*snif snif*
*hooooooonk*

By: kerrykatz4

kerrykatz4 — Mon, 17 Nov 2008 03:20:18 +0000

LOLZ, eric teh funneh lolcat!!!

By: kerrykatz4

kerrykatz4 — Mon, 17 Nov 2008 03:18:14 +0000

{{{nicewitch}}} Klinkee glasses wif yu, an tu awl cheezfrends dat losted a kitteh. So many peeples nawt tu unnerstand da hartache dat we haz, cheers, mai frend!!

By: jmuhj

jmuhj — Mon, 17 Nov 2008 01:35:04 +0000

*PROD PROD*

Qte kittoon! Ai wantz!

By: erik teh lolcat

erik teh lolcat — Mon, 17 Nov 2008 00:01:40 +0000

tiems tew waeks up. {{poot}}

By: Phat Cat

Phat Cat — Sun, 16 Nov 2008 23:20:04 +0000

It just be a funnee bekawse dere be so many acroninyms. It be sorta randum ifinkso,.

By: Wet Kitteh Mouse

Wet Kitteh Mouse — Sun, 16 Nov 2008 23:16:00 +0000

*crouch*
*zoom zoom SWOOSH! – wkm runz awai – wil come back anubber day*

By: annipuss

annipuss — Sun, 16 Nov 2008 23:14:59 +0000

Maek, nawt mael

By: annipuss

annipuss — Sun, 16 Nov 2008 23:14:24 +0000

Dat an Maus’ story bowt teh man hoo rited teh Hokey Cokey allus mael me lol!

By: Draconic Kitteh

Draconic Kitteh — Sun, 16 Nov 2008 23:11:11 +0000

waet…whut? oh…:oops:
Okaiz, ai goez tew teh NB nao…

By: leeza-b

leeza-b — Sun, 16 Nov 2008 23:09:42 +0000

ifinkso u will has more lucks if u has a shwimp for every littul ten drill…

By: JanetCanHas4Kittehs

JanetCanHas4Kittehs — Sun, 16 Nov 2008 23:09:39 +0000

Oh annipuss!! Did yoo see Dave’s soop go boom??? it wuz teh funniest thing EBBER awn teh hole ov ICHC! And tehn he cleened it wif a snadblaster. . . ai’m laffing so hard just remeburing ai can hardlee type!! An it wuz funnier yet!! LOL!! ROFL!!

By: JanetCanHas4Kittehs

JanetCanHas4Kittehs — Sun, 16 Nov 2008 23:06:47 +0000

Oh deer cweenmj!! Ai’m nawt shure teh Her Bee Side wud bee verree welcom either.
.
Prrrrrhaps teh Tendrillz o’Doom wud bee awn tehir best behavior???? We cud. . um . . purrhaps bring sum flours??? an eech liddle tenril cud hold wun? An tehn tehy wud bee awk yoo pied. . .*hopeful luk*

By: Wet Kitteh Mouse

Wet Kitteh Mouse — Sun, 16 Nov 2008 23:05:58 +0000

By: annipuss

annipuss — Sun, 16 Nov 2008 23:05:30 +0000

By: Draconic Kitteh

Draconic Kitteh — Sun, 16 Nov 2008 23:05:05 +0000

waet….eets awn teh map?????*goes to look foar eeet*
No waet….ai’ll just follow teh path behind ya’ll…

By: DavecanhasDrTinycat

DavecanhasDrTinycat — Sun, 16 Nov 2008 23:03:39 +0000

Meh soops. It goed boom!

By: Draconic Kitteh

Draconic Kitteh — Sun, 16 Nov 2008 23:02:51 +0000

growin’ owlder = mandatoree
growin’ up/machureeng = optional!!

oooooooh……….dots………………………………………………………..
{{{{kk4}}}}

By: nicewitch

nicewitch — Sun, 16 Nov 2008 23:01:31 +0000

{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{ebbrywun hu has a sad}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}

Wi nebbr ‘gets ober’ teh los uv owr luvvd wuns – wi jus lern tu goz on wifowt dem. Wi shud awl b ery prowd uv owr currij, cuz eben wen wi no teh payn wi mae faec sumdae, wi alwaes opin owr harts tu teh wuns CC plaesis in owr paffs.

*passez owt glasis uv Suvrn Comfit, Norvrn Cumfit, Ebbrywairs Cumfit, whut-ebbr-yu-wud-liek-tu-toest-wif-Cumfit*

A Toest! Tu awl uv owr deepartid Luvvd Wuns *(sipee)*, tu awl doez wi Luvz nao *(sipee)*, adn tu alw doez wi wil Luv inna footur, cos wi iz bery braev wif teh Luv! *(graet big sipee, adn a liddl sniffl)*

{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{ebbrywun}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}

By: kerrykatz4

kerrykatz4 — Sun, 16 Nov 2008 23:01:11 +0000

**takes WKM by da floofy paw** Well, jes follow dis well worn path…nawt dat ai noes ware it leeds tu, mind yu…..dots…..

By: kerrykatz4

kerrykatz4 — Sun, 16 Nov 2008 22:59:39 +0000

{{ladyM}} Ai seed dat won…ai bleeched out mai eers, den dey tuk it off ub dere….**whispers** da mamma kitteh in meh wanted to wash persons mouf owt wif soaps. Pleez, consult dicshunary, dere bettah ways to comoonikate. Um, try sumfing sly nd pithy, iz moar fun dan ofencive wurds.

By: Wet Kitteh Mouse

Wet Kitteh Mouse — Sun, 16 Nov 2008 22:57:12 +0000

nope. noes noes. nawt me. uh uh.

By: Draconic Kitteh

Draconic Kitteh — Sun, 16 Nov 2008 22:56:05 +0000

dey awlways has a speshull plaes in yoar heart…

By: kerrykatz4

kerrykatz4 — Sun, 16 Nov 2008 22:55:16 +0000

~~snerk~~ Ai shoor yu nawt ebber wants to go dere……dots…….

By: kerrykatz4

kerrykatz4 — Sun, 16 Nov 2008 22:52:49 +0000

**Does berry bad Mary Martin imitashun**
I won’t grow up!! Ai don wanna go tu skool!!

By: cweenmj

cweenmj — Sun, 16 Nov 2008 22:50:40 +0000

No, no trubblolz heer. No munneez eezer.

By: Wet Kitteh Mouse

Wet Kitteh Mouse — Sun, 16 Nov 2008 22:48:44 +0000

ohai! nawty barn iz on teh cheezpeeps map. Um…nawt dat ai wuz luking fur it owr enyting lik dat….

By: kerrykatz4

kerrykatz4 — Sun, 16 Nov 2008 22:46:33 +0000

Aifinks da older da mind, da wittier wimmins weh become!!

By: ladymondegrene

ladymondegrene — Sun, 16 Nov 2008 22:46:27 +0000

Ohai,{{{{{nice witch}}}} ai finkso datz nawt tu bad a sware but yu can goze tu NB enny tiem yu liekz. Ai finkso WP gawt cawt wif pance down abowt 3 daiz ago. Bad wurd slipt fru nd wuz awn awlredy stail fred so bai tiem ai putz awn mai ofishul shuz tu go manetane da daikorum wuz tu lait. Yu ar so rite abowt just gettingz owldur wifowt grozing up I dint noze dat until mai yungest wuz in 4th grade. Hur teechur telled me wuz ok.

By: Draconic Kitteh

Draconic Kitteh — Sun, 16 Nov 2008 22:46:09 +0000

*snore* juss fiev moar minits plz….ZZZZZZZZZ

By: kerrykatz4

kerrykatz4 — Sun, 16 Nov 2008 22:44:53 +0000

{{nicewitch}} nawt kin help but tu follow da dots…leeds to NB, nawt tu pass go..**luks round** oooh, dots!!! {{bf473}}

By: cweenmj

cweenmj — Sun, 16 Nov 2008 22:43:55 +0000

cwap, cwap, cwap. Dat sposed tu b “Herb E side”
dam proofreeder tuk deh day off, just kuz it b sunday!

By: cweenmj

cweenmj — Sun, 16 Nov 2008 22:42:38 +0000

Gud!! Kuz I haz a dedlee feer uv deh ten drillz uv doom!!!!!
*goez tu garden shed tu chek supple eye uv Her E Side*

By: bluesfan473

bluesfan473 — Sun, 16 Nov 2008 22:40:44 +0000

ooooo!….dots!…….

By: ladymondegrene

ladymondegrene — Sun, 16 Nov 2008 22:40:38 +0000

Ohai, mai cween, ai hoap dat duz nawt mene trubulz in pair a dice. Maibe wen kink Richrd iz awn hiz frone trun it tu fais da wal?

By: nicewitch

nicewitch — Sun, 16 Nov 2008 22:37:30 +0000

Ai nebber grozin up (doan cair whut ennybuddiz sez) – Ai jus geddin owldur.

Ai aksed mai frend f ai wuz geddin weerdr az ai gottd owldur, adn hee sed hee dind finkso, dat ai wuz jus doon moar uf it owt lowd.

Teh stoopid WP lostd wun uv mai postz on anuvver fred, adn ai nawt rmebbr hao ai sed it. Wuz bery, bery wittee, tho. Onnest, ai swarez!

OOps ….. Ai prolly shunt swarez, shud ai? Dis meen ai shud go tu Nawty Barn? Ai doan no wair NB iz, butt mebbee f ai fawlo dees dots …………………………

By: Draconic Kitteh

Draconic Kitteh — Sun, 16 Nov 2008 22:31:28 +0000

whut? Shwimps? whare?

By: kerrykatz4

kerrykatz4 — Sun, 16 Nov 2008 22:20:37 +0000

Stoopy ads, ai jes ignor dem. **whispers** yu iz lukee tu be able to sneeky awn at wurk…mai las job, da boss ladee wuld hab compooter guy comes in once a week tu chek hoo be on da interwebs. Ai big fraydee kitteh, nawt wants tu gits in trubbel an gits cawld intu scary boss ladee offices!!

By: JanetCanHas4Kittehs

JanetCanHas4Kittehs — Sun, 16 Nov 2008 22:14:54 +0000

SweetPea haz a dedlee feer of RoundUp!!

By: kerrykatz4

kerrykatz4 — Sun, 16 Nov 2008 22:14:27 +0000

But first, hitman kitteh pats down ma’am fur wiretaps, nawt want tu be awn court TV! Also needs 1/2 de cheezburgers befur kin do da job! Hitman kitteh, noe buddys fool.

By: kerrykatz4

kerrykatz4 — Sun, 16 Nov 2008 22:10:27 +0000

Her is plant wif tendils ub doom dat mek much mishcif!! Her nawt wants da roundup!!