U were snoring agin.
U were snoring agin. I can fix that for u.
can u halp me wif mah droolin problum?
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Congarats annipuss
Thx BD’s_m!
FangQ!
Fang Q fur teh congratz!
Ohaiupthere annipuss!! May ai uze your highness to hang this verree important announcemint??
TRUMPETS SOUNDING!!
ON THURSDAY, THE 20 DAY OF NOVEMBRRRRR 2008
When the ICHC clok strikez 3 AM (aka 3 PM ITT, 9 AM EST, 8 AM CST, 7 AM MT and 6 AM PST
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There will be a HYOOJ (I hope) Celery Brashun
in honor of the BIRTHDAY
of
That Tendrilled Darling ov ICHC ~
Teh Wun, the Only, the Many -
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MARY O’ SPOCKN
aka Chopp’d Livah Grrl, Sweetpea, MayWee, Mais Oui, Mais Non, Maus’s Ebil Princess
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EBREEWUN iz moast hartilee invited.
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Yoo may bring shwimps in awl kinds ov deelishus vershuns az well as other dellishusn an nootrishus refreshmints an drinkses and prezzies.
(But pleeeeez leeve the Roundup at hoam!!)
*psst*
(wispa) Taht’s 2pm TTI tym – owr clox went bak a week Bfore yur’s did
Oh!
ai’ll fix teh next wun!! Thanks!! 
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But. . .ar yoo AWLWAIZ just 5 hours different? Izzit just Yurp that is six???
yup; TTI is 5 howrs ahed ob EST, Yurp 6 – teh Inglish Channul taeks up a hole howr!
Wayt, whut?! Mai nownsemunt bowt Lucifur’s behbeh has gorn! Howzathappn?!Well, in cayse yu wer wundrin, Lucifur’s behbeh, Elizabeth, is doin rily well – but wud still benefit form yur gud wishes, as wud behbeh Theodore hoo is in teh saym hospitul and nawt doin so grate, akchully
{{{{{Theodore}}}} {{{Elizabeth}}} *prears, holdin inna lite*
Teh hoel nownsemunt is awn teh preevyus fred, if yu want to go luk
Stoopy kwestun: wassa roundup?
Roundup is a brand of weed-killer.
SweetPea haz a dedlee feer of RoundUp!!
Gud!! Kuz I haz a dedlee feer uv deh ten drillz uv doom!!!!!
*goez tu garden shed tu chek supple eye uv Her E Side*
cwap, cwap, cwap. Dat sposed tu b “Herb E side”
dam proofreeder tuk deh day off, just kuz it b sunday!
Oh deer cweenmj!!
Ai’m nawt shure teh Her Bee Side wud bee verree welcom either.
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Prrrrrhaps teh Tendrillz o’Doom wud bee awn tehir best behavior???? We cud. . um . . purrhaps bring sum flours??? an eech liddle tenril cud hold wun? An tehn tehy wud bee awk yoo pied. . .*hopeful luk*
ifinkso u will has more lucks if u has a shwimp for every littul ten drill…
A friend loaned me her sprayer this past summer telling it had WeedBGone already in it. Turned out to be Round up. It got rid of the weeds and everything else. I had to scrap it down to dirt and reseed it. Just now getting back normal. [Sic][Sic][Sic]
P.S. – No kittehs were harmed in the production of this mess…
whut? Shwimps? whare?
Huh?
Her is plant wif tendils ub doom dat mek much mishcif!! Her nawt wants da roundup!!
*PROD PROD*
Qte kittoon! Ai wantz!
mai obiwan likes tew sleep awn mai hedd. ai duz tihs to blunt pointy enz an fluffee bitz
Permanently.
Haha!
Mai Teddy doez dat. Ai wonner if Ai snor.
Mai bf duz… him haz sleep apnea, an haz a CPAP masheen wif a mask him wares an it keeps air preshur steddy. Teh peeps shu desyned it made it wif a pressure pad awn teh top surface tu turning awn an off. An whole fing iz purrfekt syze fur kitteh tu sitting awn. Mai brat-boi Trick sits awn it at night an turns it awf, just tu seeing mai bf waking up hafway tu turn bak awn… an sumtiems duz repeetedlee if him be bored. Ebil monstur… Ai KNOWS it deliberate, no way is aksident that menny tiems.
Kitteh hapee dat yu gits him noo toi! Iz fun for Trick tu play in middel ub nite, aifinkso.
Beeleef me, teh whole wurld be full uv toys, tu Trick.
Ai fink mai Teddy wood liek dis nu toi also.
Dokturz keap axin me iffn Ai snoar. Ai sai dat Ai nebber heered maiselb soe Ai dunno!
Ohai, Anni, Ai’m up urlee tudai. Ai noze ai snor bcuz ai waked maislef up.:lol: Yespliz wuz heer fur brekkee b4 she goze haom tu Skeattul. Wuz in San Fransnico fur metingz wif oil peopulz. Ai aks abowt wen she goze to London. She nawt noze naow. Peepuls she wud se dere ar moobed tu Italy.
O, datz a pittee, Aim liek meetin frenz speshully cheez frenz!
Ai snorglin yr hed, no waik up wif hedake
day sleeper has cat for a hat….one size smothers all.
Oh!!! LOL!!!!!!! @@@@@
Hyoomin, stop yur sawry attempt at hyding, ai knowing yur in there! Get up an gives me gushifuds!!!
**kitteh makes self hebbier on pillow**
theoretickally.. if he cud make hisself heavier, he cud also make hisself liter?
Ai notis iz eesier tu make self hebbier, tu make self liter inbolves de xercise…pleh!
too bad munnie isn’t the same way…
werk hard to get less of it, do nuffin, u has more…..
Yu gots dat rite!
*sigh*
well, lunch brake is over.
I has to go rake some leafs.
Ohai, {{{{{{gurlz}}}}}} It hapun tu us wen we retire. Semez liek iz maor munneez naow. But maibe ownlee bcuz we has les stufz tu spend it awn. Shur ar nawt getting da boddeez liter.
{{gmawairzgreneshuz}} Ai noes,…. dey seh dare iz thin womin inside ebbryone, but aifinks ai eeted hur!
ROFLMAOPIMPBBQ
Ai heered ‘ai juss feed hur coklit 2 shutting hur up’, but yurs is funyer!!!11!!
Ai likes yurs too!!
Eever wai, ai kin relayt!!
*sniker*
Cud sumwon splain the BBQ part? I unnerstan da rest of the ROFLMAOPIMPBBQ, but nawt dat lass liddle bit…
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Fangx u
Mebbeh sumwun heer kin, ai seed frum whyl bak, sumfin bowt sew funee, frew abby fing inn! Sew ai juss repeeting
Aifinks mebbe xtra funee wif bbq sauc on it?
Wall, ai knows that id starbs out:
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Rollin Oawn T3h Floor Peein In Mah Pants…
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butt ai nawt noew why BBQ awna endub dat… (wouldnt maek berry good BBQ sause… Ok a trip to teh NB is prolly in order)
**giglols** NB fur yu yung ladee!!
waet…whut? oh…:oops:
Okaiz, ai goez tew teh NB nao…
It just be a funnee bekawse dere be so many acroninyms. It be sorta randum ifinkso,.
Ai member, waaaaay back when, mai grampa retired, den mai grandma sed it was 1/2 da monee an twice da husbin. He wud dribe her crazy!
I agreez, but I think mebbee shud b a factor uv 4.
~snerk~
Huzbins…Gawd lub ‘em.
Huzbins, Gawd lub ‘em.
Ohai, mai cween, ai hoap dat duz nawt mene trubulz in pair a dice. Maibe wen kink Richrd iz awn hiz frone trun it tu fais da wal?
No, no trubblolz heer.
No munneez eezer. 
Whenz aye retir aye will b prophezinal kitteh petter…
VIP – very important petter!
Wenz ai groz up, ai gunna bee san ole wimmen!
oh wayt~~ia alreddy is, o well, saym sceny mint!
Ai nebber grozin up (doan cair whut ennybuddiz sez) – Ai jus geddin owldur.
Ai aksed mai frend f ai wuz geddin weerdr az ai gottd owldur, adn hee sed hee dind finkso, dat ai wuz jus doon moar uf it owt lowd.
Teh stoopid WP lostd wun uv mai postz on anuvver fred, adn ai nawt rmebbr hao ai sed it. Wuz bery, bery wittee, tho. Onnest, ai swarez!
OOps ….. Ai prolly shunt swarez, shud ai? Dis meen ai shud go tu Nawty Barn? Ai doan no wair NB iz, butt mebbee f ai fawlo dees dots …………………………
ooooo!….dots!…….
{{nicewitch}} nawt kin help but tu follow da dots…leeds to NB, nawt tu pass go..**luks round** oooh, dots!!! {{bf473}}
growin’ owlder = mandatoree
growin’ up/machureeng = optional!!
oooooooh……….dots………………………………………………………..
{{{{kk4}}}}
Ohai,{{{{{nice witch}}}} ai finkso datz nawt tu bad a sware but yu can goze tu NB enny tiem yu liekz. Ai finkso WP gawt cawt wif pance down abowt 3 daiz ago. Bad wurd slipt fru nd wuz awn awlredy stail fred so bai tiem ai putz awn mai ofishul shuz tu go manetane da daikorum wuz tu lait. Yu ar so rite abowt just gettingz owldur wifowt grozing up I dint noze dat until mai yungest wuz in 4th grade. Hur teechur telled me wuz ok.
{{ladyM}} Ai seed dat won…ai bleeched out mai eers, den dey tuk it off ub dere….**whispers** da mamma kitteh in meh wanted to wash persons mouf owt wif soaps. Pleez, consult dicshunary, dere bettah ways to comoonikate. Um, try sumfing sly nd pithy, iz moar fun dan ofencive wurds.
Aifinks da older da mind, da wittier wimmins weh become!!
ohai! nawty barn iz on teh cheezpeeps map. Um…nawt dat ai wuz luking fur it owr enyting lik dat….
~~snerk~~ Ai shoor yu nawt ebber wants to go dere……dots…….
nope. noes noes. nawt me. uh uh.
**takes WKM by da floofy paw** Well, jes follow dis well worn path…nawt dat ai noes ware it leeds tu, mind yu…..dots…..
waet….eets awn teh map?????*goes to look foar eeet*
No waet….ai’ll just follow teh path behind ya’ll…
<>
*crouch*
*zoom zoom SWOOSH! – wkm runz awai – wil come back anubber day*
**Does berry bad Mary Martin imitashun**
I won’t grow up!! Ai don wanna go tu skool!!
Ai haz ubzervd that when kittehs wanting tu skare peeps, oar overwize be stelfy, them can jump awn furnichurs az if them have no wait at awl. An can awlso, sumhao, put entire wait awn eech uv four paws simul… symu… awl at wunce. Variabul grabity, kittehs having it!
Kitteh mayks sef hebbier on sleepin hoomin’s bladder wen want tu waking up, aifinkso!
LOLZ, dats so troo, an it wurks fur dem bery well!
Yep yep! Giddy up relly fast!
LOLZ! The person’s all “Well, if you insist on sleeping on my face let me at least create a barrier between my nose and your furballs”.
WP keeps eetin mai thx to BuddyDitznores_mom. Nawt fare!!!!
{{{anni}}}
We need Kafleen to hoof it.
I fink she shud do it regularlee 2, just on general prinsiples.
Nawt hab sene Kafleen arownd muxh laitlee. Nd ai noze she z awn pusifik tiem liek me. Ai finkso sumtiemz rele leif messez up owr plaitiemz. Go figyur.
Annipuss, yew beh kwiet welkumz
Dream Catcher borked, Kitteh will guard yer dreams for ya.
Kitteh can catching teh gud dreems tu keep, but they myte be a lil ragged in spots. Bad dreems nawt having a chance!
Ohai, Janet! I fabritted dat lol you sended mees!! Fank yous!!!
Twas reelee teh cyoot, wuzn’t it??? an arrn’t yoo so prowd ov yur liddle kitthe!? He’s doin reel well!! Fur such a tineee thing!!
PMS kitteh sez, “dat constint breeving, in and out, in and out!!”
Yous hed. Ai sleeps awn it.
BOOM
Tee he he he he he heeeee!!
*runs away fast*
Meh soops. It goed boom!
Oh annipuss!! Did yoo see Dave’s soop go boom??? it wuz teh funniest thing EBBER awn teh hole ov ICHC! And tehn he cleened it wif a snadblaster. . . ai’m laffing so hard just remeburing ai can hardlee type!! An it wuz funnier yet!! LOL!! ROFL!!
Dat an Maus’ story bowt teh man hoo rited teh Hokey Cokey allus mael me lol!
Maek, nawt mael
ai can haz tihs kitteh 2 borrow foar a few nites pls? kthxbai.
Did sumwun putz dis ad heer oar iz funnee ko inkee?dink?
Ai notise dat tu! Dey nawt noes dat kitteh on top alreddy take care ub problim.
No needz to bai teh produckt wen yew alreddy haz kitteh. Kitteh save yew munnies –so’s yew can bais dem moar gushifuds.
Ai fink dat Google put teh ads awn teh freds an tryes 2 maek dem relebant 2 teh lol. Yooshully dey get it rong tho!
Ai use teh Firefox an nebber see teh ads when ai sign on frum hoam. Luv teh Firefox, cept can’t favorite pix from teh Front paige oar teh Upcoming paige. If ai sneak on at werk, ai see teh ads. Wud be moast irritating to have to luk at sum uf them all teh tiem.
Stoopy ads, ai jes ignor dem. **whispers** yu iz lukee tu be able to sneeky awn at wurk…mai las job, da boss ladee wuld hab compooter guy comes in once a week tu chek hoo be on da interwebs. Ai big fraydee kitteh, nawt wants tu gits in trubbel an gits cawld intu scary boss ladee offices!!
Kitteh: a better alternative to elbowing your husband.
yesplz, ai needz to borrow dat kitteh. our kittehz sleep at our feet, nawt helping teh ebil snoring.
Ai can has hugs? Ai iz fiksing up teh memorial website fur mai kitteh Nermal, whu had his last vet visit five years ago tomorrow. Ai haz a sad, missing him, aftur ebryfing him an ai went thru tugevver. Him waz diabetic, an finlee, his kidnees gaved owt… But fur 14 years him was mai bestest fren.
{{{{{{{{{prysma-kitteh}}}}}}}}} ai wish ai cud maek dem bigger hugs. itz such a big sad missing beloved kitteh frendz. {{{{{{{{p-k}}}}}}}}
{{{{{{{{{prysma-kitteh}}}}}}}}}} Poor bebbeh, iz so sad win dat happins.
**brings p-k blankee nd choklits**
Fanks. Iz gud tu know iz frenz whu unnerstand. Iz gud tu be able tu say, “Ai still missing mai kitteh five years later,” an nawt haz ennywun say, “Get ober it!” {{{{{{mkultra}}}}} {{{{{{kk4}}}}}}
Iz sumfin yu nebber git ober. Ebben win yu gits nu kittehs, still lub da speshil uns dat is gone. {{{{{{{prysma-kitteh}}}}}}
dey awlways has a speshull plaes in yoar heart…
Yew gotz dat rite! Ai will awlwayz miss mai boyz…Moon Monkey died 3 yeerz ago awn Thanksgiving from cansurr at awlmost 15 yeerz old, an’ Little Romeo died the fawllowing October from cansurr at just 12 yeerz old. Mai hubbee and I nebber gits obur it, and it still maeks him cry when he tinks ub Romeo…
Kittehs IZ famblee, dammmmmmiitt! Ai haz a mad for stoopid hoomins who sayz otterwyze! Mai kittehs wuz and iz awlwayz dere when Ai needz dem, unlyke most hoomin so-called “famblee” peepolez…
=^..^=
{{{{{{{{{{prysma-kitteh}}}}}}}}}}
We losted a diabetic kitteh neerly 15 yeers ago, an ai still misses her. It was her kidneys dat failded at teh end, jus liek yur Nermal. She wuz wun munf shai uv 17 yeers old.
Teh kittehs is part uv our famblees. I finks teh wuns hoo donut unnerstan dis are teh wuns hoo has nebber lubbed an animinal.
{{{prysma-kitteh}}} Aifinks Nermal, Pixel an my Sasha iz awl playin in kitteh heaven togedder, chasing birdees, sharpenin der pointy enz on da clouds an wif angels dat pet dem ebbrynite. Hugs tu yu, an tu {{{BDM}}
{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{ebbrywun hu has a sad}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}
Wi nebbr ‘gets ober’ teh los uv owr luvvd wuns – wi jus lern tu goz on wifowt dem. Wi shud awl b ery prowd uv owr currij, cuz eben wen wi no teh payn wi mae faec sumdae, wi alwaes opin owr harts tu teh wuns CC plaesis in owr paffs.
*passez owt glasis uv Suvrn Comfit, Norvrn Cumfit, Ebbrywairs Cumfit, whut-ebbr-yu-wud-liek-tu-toest-wif-Cumfit*
A Toest! Tu awl uv owr deepartid Luvvd Wuns *(sipee)*, tu awl doez wi Luvz nao *(sipee)*, adn tu alw doez wi wil Luv inna footur, cos wi iz bery braev wif teh Luv! *(graet big sipee, adn a liddl sniffl)*
{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{ebbrywun}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}
{{{nicewitch}}} Klinkee glasses wif yu, an tu awl cheezfrends dat losted a kitteh. So many peeples nawt tu unnerstand da hartache dat we haz, cheers, mai frend!!
Ooooh {{{{{{nicewitch}}}}} byootiflee sed!!
*snif snif*
*hooooooonk*
*Ixsepts glayss ub Suddern Cumfurt (clawsit Dixie Redneck), hugzez {{{nicewitch}}}* Ai drinkz tu dat! CC bless awl the kittehs past, prezzunt and fyootoor, and teh Cheezfrenz who loves dem! *Taeks big swig, den whoops owt wif a Rebel yell and sings alawng wif a Patsy Cline sawng on teh hawnkee-tawnk jookbawks in teh NB…*
{{{prysma-kitteh}}} Ai shaers ur sad. I hab losted mah Pixel kitteh to cancer 6.5 years ago, an ai still misses her. An mah Buddy kitteh, he beh da diabetic kitteh noa. Iz hard tu nawt be able tew see da wons we lubs.
Oh, sew sorry fur u, it iz hard to say gud bye to teh furry frends. They are so dear an it hurts so bad. I still cry when I think uf lil ones ai hav lost.
{{{{{prysma-kitteh}}}}}
{{{{{{{Cassidy}}}}}}}
{{{{{{{3 Cattails}}}}}}}
Iz hard, ai still miss mai Sasha, an hur died almose 30 yrs ago. Aifinks high skool boyfrend runned her ober. Ai brok up wif him, an Sasha always wud jump on hood ub car wen he brings meh home. Den ai brakes up wif him, an next moarnin hur is runned ober rite in frunt ub mai haus, ai still finks bout win ai foun hur..after dat, I nebber, ebber, ebber lets mai kittehs tu be outside.
Fank yoo, Kerrykatz. I fink teh wun ai missings teh mostest is teh “real” Cassidy, hoo went to teh brij in July at 21 yeers an 3 munfs old. She had beened part of teh famblee fur so long, an wuz such a sweet kitteh to boot.
We naow has a 16 yeer old kitteh wif cardiomyopathy an a bladder stoan. He has beened on teh beta blockers fur 4 yeers an is doin well. Hims cant has surgery fur teh stoan tho, becuz teh v-e-t sez he probly wood not surbibe teh anesthetic. As long as it (teh stoan) staiz whair it is, he shood get along wif miniminiminal diskumfort, but it will being anudder story if teh stone excapeses.
Our “bebbeh” kitteh is 4 an berry healfee, fank CC! I fink he needing a playmates, tho…
{{{{{Cassidy}}}}} God bless yu nd yur sweet luving hart, an yur kittehs. Ai prays fur yu, an yur kitteh wat haz da stone. Pleez tu let meh noe how fings are going wif dem. Lub yu!!!
Fank yoo! An God bless yu, too. Yu is berry kind, an yu has mush luv fur teh kittehs. Wut wood we do wifout dems?
{{{{{{{{{{Kerrykatz}}}}}}}}}}
{{{{{{ebrywun whu missing sumwun}}}}}}
Ai waz gunna say ai haz a sowry fur making peeps fink sad fings… but teh sad finkings happens ennyway, aifink, an it be a wunnerful thing tu haz sharings an support an fings.
Ai sends teh gud NRGs fur Buddy an fur Cassidy’s kitteh, an fur awl hyoomins whu du what we gots tu fur owr kittehs when they having the pleh!
An berry bootifully sed, nicewitch! *klinkee teh glasses* Ai drinks tu that!
How cute…Kitteh death angel has pretty littel purple dongle on her collar…
*wayvin pinkee paw*
TTFN, ai has a beeg hongree! Muss tew eeting…
*nom nom nom ad infitiem*
Hapee nom trails tu yu!
Ai gotta stopz nau, compooter keep eatin up mai comments, dey probly will show up twice latur.
Yeah!!1! Ai haz a happitail!!!
oh… kitteh, ur so helpful!
Hitman kitteh sez “otay ma’am, ai tuk cair uv dat lil problem fer u, dat wil bee elebenty cheezburgers”
But first, hitman kitteh pats down ma’am fur wiretaps, nawt want tu be awn court TV! Also needs 1/2 de cheezburgers befur kin do da job! Hitman kitteh, noe buddys fool.
*snore* juss fiev moar minits plz….ZZZZZZZZZ
tiems tew waeks up. {{poot}}
LOLZ, eric teh funneh lolcat!!!
hey anipuss
nice one!the text is real funny