Paper Cat Instructions
Paper Cat Instructions. 1. Using scissors, cut out cat. 2. Fold cat on dotted line. 3. Stand Paper Cat on any surface requiring a cat. 4. Enjoy.
picture: musicmom870. lol caption: HappyCamper
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Bet Ai cud mess it up
Ai nawt gud at hankraffs
ai bot 1 lest weak, bud stoopid goggie eated id, he thod it wuz a reel kitteh, lol.
Nawt 2 hardz… da dawted linez awlrdy be Purrrr-forated
Betsy McCawl nevur had kittoonz! Ai wantz!
*Purrrr-forated*
*SNERK!*
oooo congarage a lahunz on tawpspawt annipuss! yoo b fastist thinkr on feetz aifinkso!!!
Thx fur teh congrats – ur nawt so bad urselb!
fanx 2 — iz jst n00b, lurning ropez… oar tanglols…
Fur a n00b, ur doin it rite!
*blush* *pleezd smail*
Gud morning soprano_smurf!!! Oar iz it afternoon over dere?? U b doing fine!!
o hai yore madjestay! fanking 4 complminz!
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b layt afternoonz naow, teetaim, koffitaim, kaketaim oh yiezzz!
*passis rownd gushykaik 2 all de cheezpeeps*
(wif goggiebag foar doze not hazzing brekfis yet
MMMMMMMM. I likez deh cakez!! nom nom nom
caek tyme? summon sayz caek?
kitteh can haz papurr imidgiz
I’ herd ub Oragami, but neber OraGato
A herd uv origami catz? Want!!
want 2 adz dem 2 da fold?
Rodney, u r just TUU witty!!! How kin u evun b thinking so erly in deh morning??
*cleers throwt* iz “orineko”. 猫 = neko = cat in jappineeze.
ooo! iddeeogwam cat tu cut adn payste! Fank yew!
…ur vary wellcum, i simplee typed with Kotoeri input methid.
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siamese kittehs! Oh. no wait…!
Rats! I is Not Alloud to use sizzers.
Iz nawt eezee wivowt `posabul fummz!
pointy mouf endz workz too — nawnawnaw… slo but thorho!
thorholy slobry!
o noez! cant letz goggie halp! chooz up ebberyfing ADN slobbrez!
Dis iz nawt fare! TTI getz nawt second crack at awl teh LOL’s. Cheezpeeps here in Orygun U. S. A haz to be up at un-ceiling cat hour of 3AM to try and get Nawt second spot.
3AM here = elebenty AM in TTI.
I haz had my say iz naow goink back to bed!
Hugs to awl teh Cheezpeeps eberywhare, eben TTI
{{{catslave}}} sleepz gud! tukz mi elebinty munfz tu get nawtsekkund nawtsekkund taim! how bout trai odder end of dey?
Yu gets yur oen bak wiv teh LOLs taht R postid at elebenty pm an wun am, TTI tym – or wud yu rahver hax a lidl chees wiv yur whyn?
Ohai Catslave. Yiss, we in TTI haz teh best chanse wiv dis lol, but 4 awl teh uvver wuns, ebbriwun in teh You Ess Aye haz teh same chans az we duz eggsept teh wun b4 dis wen we aer awl in ower beds (oar shud be!)
Really creative- I haz a cheezburger classic!
Ai haz lotz ob serfussez dat rekwire a kitteh. Wer ai can bye wun ob dese payper kittehs?
5. ???
6. Profit
I think, likes totallyz the kittehs r gonna falls over.
duz this make my asymmetrical look fat?
no, but it maeks yur fat luk asymmetrical!
ai dunno, paypurr kitteh nawt gud fer floofy snorgles, ai fink ai stik wif de reel ting.
Iz tru, but cud add a few eggstra. Tu get in prakiss fur being crazee cat ladee!
az added bonus:: no litterbawkz rekwired!!
papperkuts, nawt snorgles!
mai littel boicats wud just nok papper kittehs off surfases – ai saves time, put em on floor to start
Outcome that Schrodinger had not anticipated.
Is it live or is it Mewmorex
Paypur cheezburgr soeld sep-purrrrr-retlee.
U wawnt fur-eyes widdat?
Nawt fold, staple, or mutilate.
ZOMG!!1one
Iz my kittehs!! Dis waz bak when dey had jes got fixeded.
Concatshulaces to HappyCamper for teh funniest capshun!!
Dis maeks my mornin!!
Clik awn “contactus” in teh rite hand collum an tell teh Cheezes, so yu can get proper credit for yur pritteh kittehs
Ok, I did dat. I iz moar excited dan I shud be, so I’m blushing!
Fank yoo!
Iz a berry big deal to habs ur kittehs (or ur lol) awn da frunt paj! Conga rats, and dey beh berry beautimus kittehs!
Cheezfriendz iz so kind!! Fank yoo!!
Conga rats! Them be berry cyoot kittehs, an yu must haz such a prowd uv them!
O yessss! I has much prowd! Teh blak wun is “Artemis”, an she is jes dis skinny after anodder yeer. I cannot fatten hur up! But teh tux kitteh, Boots, she is teh fluffy wun nao. Her snuggles an luvs, but teh skinny kitteh is a busybody into teh mischief!
Iz purrrrfikt combo, then! Yu gots wun fur ennertainment, an wun fur snorgles! Sum kittehs just nawt fatten up, aifinkso… mai Loki-tabbeh-boi iz mischief-maker, tu, an him berry loooong skinny kitteh. Mebbe coz uses up so much energeez finding nu fings tu du tu toadally blowing mai mind!
Kongaratchoolayshunz tu yu an teh kittehz!
Fank yoo!! Tonite we brakes owt teh catnip for teh celebrait!! Whee!
I doan has printr.
I haz brokded pintr…
Step 3 no kneaded. Wat surface no requirin kitteh?
Surfas sat alredee haz kitteh?
U eevurr habz t3h
Kitteh oarz U duzzn’tz. Fayk
Kitteh iz t3h ‘Pleh!’
Wutz canz fayk Kitteh
duz dat reel Kitteh can’tz duz
so mutch betturrurr?!!!
Paypurr Kitteh iz
juss 4 fooleengz Urselfz andz
reel Kitteh knoez it!
Jack.
Fayk Kitteh duz best
as papurr fur shoppin list,
bookmark or playsemat.
Reel Kitteh cannot
b shipt at envaloap rayte,
nor fold in2 planes.
Litturbocks is small
pryce 2 pay 4 reel snorggles
purrz, furrz, an hedbonx!
Nao that wus kreaitiv.
Awl surfissiz reqwirez catz!
Dis won maykes me snerk! Ai wan a paper cat tew! *Snerk snerk* ^-^
Ai wan dis paper cat tew but mai goggie be jelus!!!!!!
simmmetree
we has it
Lulz. Paper Cat.
Paper lolcat, even.
Oh noes! Ai ripped paper kitteh!!!!1!!1!11!!!!
I no gonna try cut apart kittehs– not wanna see pointy ends.
i has just edited pitcher, printed, cut awt, nd folded paper cat. is standing on compyooter nao.
Me tuz! Akshully paprcatz iz on compyooter speekr, watchng mee nawt wurk.
Thx Musicmom fur luvlee paprcatz! Cant haf reelcatz at wurks.
~mm>^. .^<@@~ <–but i haz pixlcatz n now paprcatz tuu!
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skews meh hooman, but ALL surface requiring a cat