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BACK UP BACK UP!!! why? whut? whut’s going on there? whut’s the holdup at the front? guys? whut’s happening?
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Run awai run awai!
ohai anni! Kong rats!
Itz kwiet out here tonite…. too kwiet.
Spookee, izn’t it!
Oh a tree way ty!! Off tu deh ty booteek wif u anni, Chris adn leeza!!!
Dehre b a fresh stawk uv snuggleez in!!! Deh haz sum wif kittehz, sum wif bunnehz, and sum wif turtlolz!
Congratchulayshuns awn teh nawt secund!!!
*turns on grill* cheezburgers, anyone?
Ai aer nawt shore dat cheezburgers wud be gud eye deer – Ai has 2 go 2 bed soon!
weel den, cheezburgers wuld bee bettur den chokkklit oar sumtin….
and yew aren’t foreced tew eet a cheezburger…
Ai wud laik a cheezburger pleez.
Ai am stranjlee fond ov teh cheezburgers!!
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Annipuss – iz there sum kind ov a bedtaim snak that yoo ar fond ov??
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Oam maybee sum nice Horlix???
Ai yooshully haz hawt chokklit drink an a biskitt
*Handz annipuss a greshly skweezed chokklit martoonee.*
Cheerz!
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Oh! and hep yersef tu a biskit (no budder)
Fang Q mai Kween! (in TTI a biskitt is wat u wud cawl a cookie. Ai fink ur biskitt is wat we cawl a scone but we bofe haz crackerz!)
whut? Scone? Where???
ohai mj, WP has a big stoopy again todays, and it won’t let me reply to u down thred. So I brings teh hug up heer!
{{{{mj}}}}
{{Annipuss}} Yay fur da nawt second. Ai bery presumptuos here….clinkee glasses, dans dans dans fur annipuss, sparklee windchimes ub hapee sounds, choklit martoonis…dans dans kik, dans dans kik. Oh, ai gots kerryd awai frum da sillybrating…anyfing speshul fur yu dat you wants nau, annipuss? **stops dansing fur a moment fur da feedbak, sumwat ashamed ub unabashed sillybrated on her behalf**
Dat wuz a wundermuss sillybrayshun! Wat moar cud Ai want? Fang Q!
How bout nise cup ub Earl Gray, floofy blankee, fuzzy soks for da feets?!!
Ai noes kittehs tu hiss at meh, but here in Sandiego, has bin in high 80’s awl weekend. Mai hot flashees, let me wring dem owt nd show dem tu yu!! Ai redee fur sum cool wedder, an sum rain!! Pleez tu send all da bad cheezpeeps wedder down mai way. Iz hard, christmas commercials awn da telly, and I be in tanktop wif da hawt flashees…sumptins nawt rite heer, in da state ub froots nd nuts!!! hugs tu yu, {{annipuss}}
It haz bean rane moast uv 2dai an `bowt 50 – mild fur Nobember in TTI, but gettin cowlder.
Oh, dat Kerry, she tawk liek Mai nut frum brazil ware da antz cum frum. But she rite abowt neding da ranez. Nd da Krismus stufz b4 da Fanksgibbing iz just rong.
Ai gotted mai nawt sekund Christmas card yesterdai!
Hai, ladyM…mai huzbin roofer…wen der no ranez, der no work for him…iz unner mai feetz awl day!!! **luks round** nawt to be scrooge, but, nawt ebben turkey day, wuz 86 degrees here awl dai, ai haz da hot flashees, dat ebben scare da huzbin…Christmas commershals on da tellybishun…ai onlee heer cuz huzbin libbed here for last 45 yeers, udderwise, ai wud be in da snow…
Pleez no angree letturs fur KK4…ai kinnaut help da wedder dats ware ai am!!!
heh….at chrissmus tiem, eets abaowt 50 degreez….sew, awlmost nu snow….
awltho suntiemz, eet geets reelee cold….
Oh, {{{{{KK4}}}}} nawt angree leddurz, plz nawt tu mis unnurstan. Ai went tu druggee stoar uvvur dai nd wuz awl krismus. Ai lieks da being natib Califunnee but liekz tu hab da Fankzgibbing b4 awl da krismus stufz cumz owt. We mite nawt hab da big Fankzgibbing eevur unles sumwun cumz heer. Ai nawt dribez berree far. Nd if dey du cumz dey beddur bringingz da fudz! Oh, and wate anuvvur minut. yu mite nawt reknize me bai dis naim. Obur awn profiel Ai’m “grama wif da grene shuz” nd we bin tokking sum.
wuts wif nut frum brazil??? ai haz a cormfuzzles
Ref berry owld plai cawled Charlie’s Aunt. She kummed frum Brazil “Ware teh nuts kum frum”
Yis, ekzaklee. sai it eevur wai. but maibe da Kerry dint unnerstan bcuz iz kined ub owld timee. ai had a cuzzin hoo awlwaiz innurduse mai mawm dat wai. nd he went cros da brij lawng tiem ago.
fankx tew you boff!!! Maj, yew had nice visit wif yesplis? wuz her jus down fur weekend??
Oh, greenshuz….Lub yuse!!!
Had 2 reed it twice, but you madez me laff! Is one uv mai favrit sayins, but inn teh original.
*claps* nis dans…
ick….sumtin went worng wid mah internet….ai nawt beez nowin hao dat got dere…
no waet….i gess eets okaiz nao…
WP sumtiems puts commintz at teh bottum uv teh list 2 confuzzle u – den wen u refrosh, teh werds jump up 2 ware u ment dem 2 be!
dat wuz axactlee whut happened!!
and eet deed confuzzle meh…
Conga-rats awn yer nawt-sekkund Annipuss. ^-^ If dey gotses da dans dans dansing, an da cheezburgurs, an da sillybrayting cubbored, Ai can brings da drinks! *Grabs a kooler wif lawts ob diffurunt drinks an wheels dat in* Soduh aneewon? Oar hao abowt sum sparklee waturs? Oar purrhaps sum awlk… alkee… a git-yew-tew-da-partee-fast drink! ^-^
*holds glass owt*
Do u has burbon and ginger?
**fills glass fur leeza-b** dun wif da leef rakings nau, pleez tu sit in comfy chair nd rest fur a wile!! *selfishy fills own glass** clinkee glasses!!
fanks kk.
I didn’t get to teh leafs. I did teh vacuumin insted.
Leafs still out there.
Then my sister called and sed she is too bizzy to do fanks givving, so we is not having any. I has a friends howse I can go to, but I still has a littul sad.
*holds owt emptee glass for more*
Oh leeza-b. That iz reelee sad.
Yur glass reelee IZ emptee. Nawt eben half full!
*grabs bottlol*
will u has one too?
*Pours hurself and Janet anotter drink*
*sips this teim*
It prolly won’t be that bad. I can still has turkee wif my frends.. or maybee… I’ll just stay home! Sometimes being home can be nise! And I will be gone all next weekend.. backpaking!
Ware yu lib…mai nosyness, here it beh…wen ai libbed in Colorado, ai lubbed tu backpack…**whispers** sumtimes bettur tu bakpak, den to hab tu deel wif famlee drama..jes sayin….leeza-b, heer nudder drinkee, ai pour maiself nudder won, onlee tu keep yu compnee, ub corse…
Iz in Norf Carolina… only a coupla hours from teh mountains.
I is really more of a warm weather campur… and it will be teh COLD! May be dwinkin burbon again next weekend!
*clinkees glasses wif kk*
Pullz up chair negst tu leeza adn KK4. I haz chokklit martoonez tu sharing. *klinkee glassez* Heerz tu deh relatibz far, far, away — Thank CC!!! Not dat I duzn’t luv em awl, mind u…. but sumtimez dere b a reezun ower howse haz wheelz, u noez wut I meen?
I du!!
{{{{mj}}}}
fanks mj, I do!!
{{{{mj}}}}
We aer gibben ower relatibs. Fank CC we can chyooz ower frenz!
Anom… i meenz … amenz tu dat sistah!
*sipz moar chokklit martoonee.
Klinkee glasses wif leeza-b an da cweenmj…cheerz ladeez…sumtimes, far away reletibs, tiz a blessin in disgyz. *settls intu chare, enjoys choklit drinkee wif leeza-b an da cweenmj** Awl iz well, ladeez. Sumtimes, iz bedder dis way!!
ai agreez….backpackin beez nise, but teh problem eez gettin awt ov whar yew is….. no mattur hao far yew hike in, yew just have tew hike awl ov dat tew get back…
dis is backpakking lite. We only has to hike in 2-3 miles to teh campsite. But then we has a 6 mile hike after that, and in teh morning, opshun to do another 6 miles before going homes.
yep…..is teh curse ov hikin….what yew hiek in, yew gottsta hike eet owt…
{{leeza-b}} Wen ai libbed in Colorado, ai lubbed tu bakpak. Wuz so pretty der, wide open spaces, awsome mountains, beever dams, leevs dat reely changed cullers. Waz awsum. Ai foun dat ai wuld be wantin to go tu da bery top uf da trales…den we hab tu makes da noises fur nawt da bares tu kum an gits us. Still, was grate times.
**refills glass fur leeza-b, wif xtra shots** **tuks floofy blankee round leeza-b’s shoulders an gibs big momee sized hugs** {{leeza-b}}
welll….
*finishez 3rd drink*
…..I hasta go make dinner.
Fanks everyone for halping me lose my littul sad!
*hic*
Oh, iz awlrit abowt da leafs. wind wil bloze dem awai if yu nawt raikz dem. iz much moar beddur yu ar heer wif us. {{{{{{Leeza}}}}} Ar dere stil sum ub doze cheezburgurz? ai hab wun, pliz.
fanks my lady!
I wud agree wif u abowt the leafs but sadlee… I has the yard that everyone elses blows in2! I kinda liek raking tho. If u has a nise brisk day, with a sunny, itz kinda refreshing! For teh furst 20 minnits anyways.
yup…*kooks wun*
dere yew goez, mah ladee…*presents cheezburger*
Fankz, iz dlishus. Heer owld man cumz tu aks wutz fur din nd ai telz him he beddur lurn tu log on so he can has cheezburger wif us nd awl da caikz nd shrimpzez nd nommy nomz.
yup….he beez missin aowt awn teh gushynoms….
{{LadyM}} Um, duz dat wurk fur yu? Iz much beddr den tu haf tu cooks all da tiem!!!!
Thx, DF Ai wud liek a cup uv hawt choklitt wiv a teeny splash uv rum, plzthx!
i can haz retreat?
monorail turtlols need to de-rail!!
Monorail turtlols process dis announcemint…um, doh de doh..um, doh de doh..Um doh de doh…Aaahhh….Derail at once!!! Um..aifinks alligator haz buddees in da water jes for dis….
Turtels say, dum de dum, dum de dum, 4 turtel pile up!!!! Story at 11.
Oh noez! *turns volume up to heer teh nooz*
Whut? –splash– Whut? –splash– Whut? –splash– Whut? –splash–
Oh, dats whut!! Poor turtles, dey hab hard tiem wif da fas refwexis.
HEY KK4!!
HEY, C.rose, yu came in at gud time, jes go up and down page, wen yu see sumfing, hit reply to comment, an yu gud tu go!! How wuz yur day today?
Big hugs tu mai fren, C.rose. {{{{C.rose}}}}
C.rose, yu did grate las nite, by da way, no worries fur yu!! Ai haz a sorrie doh, ai got busy playin round on the top of the thread…(da posts) so sumtimes ai plays up der an nawt comes down tu da bottum of thred in time. YAY!! I’m glad yur heer!! Ebbry one, dis is CalicoRose, a speshul frend dat has been here long time, but nawt talks a lot on da posts. Pleez tu welcome her wif big cheezfrends hugs.
{{{{{{Calicorose54}}}}}} Welcome again! Enefrend ov kerrykatz4 iz a frend ov mine!
So nice to haz yoo heer!!
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Yoo haz bin heer a long taim?? Then purrrhaps yoo know hoo we awl ar an we don’tneed to intrdoos arselvez??
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But heer – mai floofee whyte paw to yoo in frenship!!
Fanx yu beri much:) *shakes fluffy paw and gives a big smile*
Ohai Calicorose54 Walkum 2 dis happi plaes!
Ohai Annipuss, ai seen yu talkin’ tu kk4 earlyeer. Fanx and hopez tu become reglar heer tu.:)
Hey, gurls, gawt lost up on thred…ai here.!!
Well come 2 dis frenly plaice!
{{{{{Calicorose54}}}}}}
Ohai {{{{CalicoRose}}}} pleez 2 join us fer commintin, sillyness & genrul cheezfun!
Fanx yu tu!! Ai hopez tu be heer moar an tu join in on da funz:)
Fanx!! Ai send an invit tu eberwon tu hab a piece uf mai cake!! * servs lemon cake wit cremeicin’ an stwaberies on top*. Also hab snakkies ob cheez an cwackers/or cremecheez wit jumbo shrimp. Ani bodz hab shaker fur da dinkees or noe how tu make dem?
MMMmmmm….cake!!! Mmmm, cake wif strawberries!!! Mmm jumbo shrimp!!
**pulls self off chare to find shaker fur drinkees** Party on, C.rose!!!
ohai calicorose!
we can has dwinks stirred, not shaken?
abbsoluutlee!! Gottz awl kins uf dwinks soe hep yu seffs. Jus gwad to hab niec nu fwends and lotza fun tu! {{{{{{tu awl}}}}!!
*swims up holding a large jug of Plankton Punch* So nice to meet you CalicoRose! Would you like some punch with the snacks?
Fanx!! Ai likez a varied bunsh uf dwinks cuz nwat eberone dwinks da hardstuff. an nice ta meet yu tu!!
Hey, C.rose, nawt tu be tired…**gives C.rose a sparklee drinkee, pulls out chair** les hab fun wif our cheezfrenz!!!
ok ai rwest abit and watsh yu awl
ai be on da cidewines 
**grabs C.rose** less play!!!
*Pulls up a chayer an sits bak wif a Fresca an a smyle* ^-^ Ahh! *pawps da tawp an gets a sowda-splort in mai fayce* Erf! X_x *Schlurps it awl off wif mai tongue* ^-^ yum!
HAI DIN *handz yu a towl tu wipe yur wiskerz* how yu bin?
Ohai Calicorose! ^-^ *Uses da towl an wypes awf awl da excess soda* Ai be gewd, how abaot yew? *wag wag*
Hey der, {{HGM}} allus wonder wat dat plankton punch entails..much hapee nests fur da branz, aifink?? If so, pleez to pour meh big tall glass…
I’d be glad to pour a glass for you my dear {{{kerrykatz}}}, it’s very good for our braincells but….well…..it might be better if you don’t ask what plankton punch entails!
U putz deh en taylz in deh punch!!?!?!?!?1!!!
Wut will deh enz due wifowt dere taylz??!?!?!?!?
O DEH HUgh g … neberminding.
*Tucks mai tayle bak* Nooooouuuuu! I want tew keeps mai tayle! =P
yes keepz tayle
an ai be gud tu:) Ai nwat needin’ tu kno what punch entails!!
Hey der, {{DP}} Iz takin a brake frum da moon howlin?!!! Pleez tu gard yursalf, aifinks der a bad NB moon arisin in cheezland!! AAAWOOO!!!
**offers DP speshul snak ub cumcumbers marinated in ranch dressing, an celery wif nawt peenut budder in der**
wail yew guys is jus goin on n on an habin a gud old parteee here!!!
ai buyded ebbrywun a nice birdhaus tewday sew we can be “watchin” yep, watchin teh birdies!!!
U shur it b ‘watching’?
Not ‘hunting’ oar ’stawkking’?
gud kweschun……. ai thotted awl kittehs wuz teh bird watchers
an chasers
Aifinks dat yu mek da birdee hauses wif big entry pwaces in dem…jes sew we kin watches da birdees, yesh?
now yew is finkin!! ai likes teh way yew fink
Wal, ai wunderd wut yu wuz bringing us frum da stoar. {{{{Jamammaamama}]]] Ai wil has tu goze nd getz a humburd fedur. Ai maid da juse yestdy nd hung it up nd da kord borked. Sploosh awn da grownd nd base ub boddul iz crakt so nu juse awl leked owt tu. Wuz tu bizee plaing tudai so wil has tu goze tumoro. Sillee liddul humurz skoldz me wen dey nawt has da juse. Sumtiems it furmintz nd maibe dey getz moar vishus.
is like dey dive bombin yew, yesh?? reminds me ob Alfred hitchcock
Ohai. Cattails here, all free uf em, iz burd wachers. Teh skwerls iz a liddle bonus thet comes wif teh burd feeder. And a few chippermonks, too. Aifinkso.
{{{{cattails}}}} ai iz hoping dat mai old mamakitty will get sum ‘joyment frum watching teh birds out teh window……… since we moved tew teh townhouse her duz nawt hab teh big bakyard to walk round in an see wuts goin on
Gib her a frunt row seat at teh window and she’ll be happitail. We have feeder wif suckshun cups to stik to teh glass, but teh skwerls r a lil heavy fur it and keep knocking it down.
speekin ob teh basement cat
http://www.mine.icanhascheezburger.com/view.aspx?ciid=2613883
Lol! Finallee sumfin on teh TV we can enjoy! Purrrr!
Tayle marinated in da speshul punch….**tries to nawt noms da tail, cuz DF gud frend** hurry, takes yur tail out ub da punch bowl!!!!
{{HGM}} Dis culd be gud fur meh…aifinks ai losted a lot ub brane cells bak in da 70’s…**luks fur losted brane cells, falls to da floor** ai finks dat ai shall rebisit mai lost yooth, nd nawt care wat is in de drinkee!!! Pleeze, fill mai glass, HGM!!!
Iz dat da spirulina? iz berry helfee. but stranj shaid ub grene.
Green…um, ai nawt noe dat ai wants tu drinkees da green stuffs wif abandon….maybee HGM can puts lawt ub cilantro and alcohols in der..nau, ai nawt so shure….mebbe should byob fur dis, aifinkso.
*samplolz deh lemmin kake wif kreme iecingz*
mmmmmmm nom nom nom nom.
Thanking u so muchez CalicoRose!! iz most dee lishuz.
Mai pwezer {{{{cweenmj}}}. *whispers tu kk4-du ai curtsee? She da cween rite?* Pweeze tu hep yursef tu da jumbo shrimp! kk4-yu weft sum rite?
**whispers bak to C.rose.**..da cweenmj, her be da coolest cween ebber, nawt to hab tu curtsy…her noes it wud hurt ar baks!! LOLZ, her bery benif–benef–um, her bery unnerstandn cween!!!!
Um, mus say doh, mebbe cween meks us tu du da curtsy, so dat hunky mens can swoop us off da flur…nawt fur sure certin, but willing tu take da chance.
**Curtsees to da cween, den qwiklee cries out** Oh, mai cween, aifinks mai back is hurt… waits fur response….
does yew need halp?
ai bowz aneewayz….awlwayz gud tew has gud manners tew teh cween…
Ohai Dk..iz ok tu cawl yu dat? Yes gud manners showz gud upbwinging. An wii haz gud cween:) too. Affer awl chee come tu da partee an her iz rwoyality!!
and offuring chokklit can awlwayz halp when habbing gud mannerz wid teh cween…
did sumwun say chokklit????
yesh demz did say dat “werd”
thot ai wud buttz in here an show yew a lolz dat ai maded fur smammie
http://www.mine.icanhascheezburger.com/view.aspx?ciid=2605943
hee-hee!! U sed butt!!
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I’m shur she b lubbing it!!
~~~snerk~~~ yu sed butt!!! When ai wuz litell baptist gurl, nawt allowed tu seh butt..**laffs nd laffs** yu sed butt!! We culd onlee seh bottom!!
Yess, mah cween…ai sed chokklit…..*bows* I bringed yew sum, if yew wants sum….
KK4, yew seen teh cyooot lol wif teh bebbeh kitteh gigglolin an sez “yew sed butt”?
dish teh wun KK4………ish wun ob mai berry favrits
http://www.mine.icanhascheezburger.com/view.aspx?ciid=1476561
Mawm’s fren teld me ai cudnt say “pee” but nawt wut ai cud sai. Had tu holed it til ai wuz abowt 16 nd lurnd “urnate”
Hey, Jkitty, ai goes luk at it rite nao, brb…
OMG! OMGZ! OMGBBQ!!!!
Dat kitteh is /sew/ K—
*SPLORT*
…..yoot….
Hey der, Jamamakitty, ai seed dat!!! Dis jes wat ai meens!!! Ai had tu leev tu feed huzbin…iz futball sunday, so he nawt in mai hare sew much toonite!! Iz funneh…Ai was razed (lolspeek, razed!!LOL) Baptist, den mai grampa on dads side wuz Nazarene tent revival preecher in da old south….lots ub rools!! Nawt tu say butt..nawt tu dans dans dans..nawt tu hab da NB thot’s….iz funee doh, mai great grandmas mudders brudders were da Dalton boys. Mai grandma tol me dat dey wuz gud boys,….dey jes robbed tranes iz awl!!!
Ai needz da halp tu wen da bac hurtz!! Need BIG stwong armz tu halp mii bac tu char.
Ai jus needz anutter dwink tu seetel mai nervs.*getz dwink an enhalez it,chokes-coffs* Fanx ai needit dat 
*dialz 9 elebenty* Helo?? Can u plz tu sending deh firemenz tu Cheezland?? …. No, wii duzn’t haz a fiyre…. But uv korse wii needing deh fiyrmenz…wii haz tu lubblee ladeez wif deh hurtz bakzz needing deh big strong menz tu pikking em up and halping dem…..yes, rite away. Plzthxbai.
OOOHHH…firemenz? **shoves ebbryone aside, places self in impossible postion** HALP, HALP!!! Ai in trubble, HALP!!! *sobs* OH, Halp meh, big strong firemens in da uniforms. **luks up an grumbles tu self…ware dose firemens beh?**
*goez over* does yew beez needin sum halp?
**qwiklee summons big strong mens tu halp mai fren** Hurry, hurry, pleez to gently place mai frend on cumfy chare…pleez den tu bring drinkees, choklits, an neck massages, STAT. **watches big strong mens du der tasks…shakes hed tu cleer it** Fank yu, big strong mens…ai hab jacuzzi fired up fur yu to nawt hab mussel aches….**luks round for halp tu save mai self**
PWEEZE!!! MAI FWREND.. she in dier needz tu*biggest strongest manz beenz ober kk4 an gwentwee picks her up in hees HUGE arms and puts her on da pwillowed couch* Yu bettr nao? Ai getz you many dwinkz an sevral heet-padz, he sez. *He a rweel hero-sighs,eyes fluttering*.
KK4 suddenlee wakes up, swooning in Scarlett O’Hara fashion, bats eyes…Oh, mai, yoo is so stwong..faints agin…but looks thru lush lashes to leer at da mens~!!!
**luks round, ware dose firemens?** HALP!! **collapses in helpless heap uv helplessness**
You rokin nd rollin girl…iz fun, huh?
absorutwee!!
Ohai, {{{[c rose,}}}}} gud tu se yu obur heer plaing wif ebreewun els.
Fanx yu:)
O noze! The Slowsky family reyoonyun nawt awf 2 a gud start!
Ai just LURVES the Slowskis!!! Ai hope they will awl bee awlrite!!
“You shove it!” hee! Ohai, {{{{{Janet}}}}} Ai hurd yu wur going tu be in Calif. abowt naow. Nawt hapun? rong dait? Rumor frum yur roomer? Wuz nais Salleh cud cum se yu nd yu cud goze tu se Marfa nd da pleh opera.
Bill, Karolyn, Shelly, Yertle, run, run!!!
me 2, doze adbverts r sew funneh!
BF473…iz yertle da turtle, frum dr. seuss? Aifinks culd go awn all nite wif da rimes…was much fun to make mai kids eyes roll at da corny rimes ai haz in mai brane…ai laffin at mai self rite nau!!!
u got it in wun! ai luved dat book!
Ai lubbed dat buk tu, an, by da way, ai nebber finded mai way to salla saloo…
Looky looky! Crunchy SNACK! FOUR CRUNCHY SNACKS!! I love turtle sushi. Mmm Mmm
but how manny liks wil it take to get to teh sawfty center?
Krunchy on deh owtside, soft and guey on deh inside!! nom nom nom
MMMmmm, well worf da effort. Hey, cweenmj, ar fren C.rose is up on…THRED, we is welcoming hur to cheezland!!! Her made us lots of yummys.
Yah, Ai finkso da lemming caik sownz beddur dan da raw turtlolz. But maibe awl cweenz trabling arown nd camping she lurned tu ete moar ekzotik stufz?
wut? wut? dese be teh TMNT dudez. teh croik has no chance against dem. leonawdo, donawtelo, rafail n mikaelangelo~
turtols powahhhh!!!11
LOLZ…{{etl}} Ai tuk mai son to ebbry moovy, he hads ebbry axshun figure…aifinks mebbe ai had more fun watchin dat den he did.!!!
Bedda…git it togedda…for da shreddah…gits here.
lolz.. ai tu rememberd watchin dis wail iz stil in ohai skool.
ahh,, how ai wish ai can has tiem warp
{{kowabunga dudez!!!11!1}}
Duuude, Mai son…he had ebbry axshun figgure from TMNT and da Terminator…aifinks ai had moar fun den he did frum dose moovees. Ai wuz not “normal” mom…ai had sew much funs…ai wud take him tu awl da mooves, and still member how fun it awl wuz.!!!
Member da Ninja Turtle moovie wen Banilla Ice did da danse? **Rolls on floor, laffin at da coolniss ub v-ice man**
Hmm.
A poignant depiction of the company where I work.
wii bee wurkin at de saim cumpny, aifinkso
Aifinks da boss….dey beh da turtlol at de end…dat nawt noes wats going awn?
Jes sayin, ob corse.
NOES!!!!
Noe turtlol sushi, noe crunchee turtlol (duz yu has wun wif larx vomit?)
NOE!!! SABE TEH TURTLOLS! OH PLEEZ!!!
Teh hyoogemanateee…..
Ai has a sad….
HEY, dere’s moar uv us den dere iz uv hims, LET’S GETTUM!!
huh? wut? noe?
Charge, turtles! Taik noe prizonerz!
Hawrd shelld LolTurkillz
pikkd rawng dayz 2 krawss Tree Trunkz
Brijj. Havz bakkz up naow!
Beeg aggillayturr
wantz LolTurkillz 2 pay toal
oarz bad feengz happenz!
Wayrr iz chikkun wenz
U reelee needz wun? Chikkunz
choowee, nawtz krunchee
Jack.
Up here in Massachusetts, the guy in the back would be madly honking his horn regardless of not knowing if it’s a real holdup. Folks in these parts tend to assume traffic is stopped just to tick’em off lol.
an he’d bee honkin wifin 2 sekonds uv havin 2 stawp!
*Waives frum Noo Hamster 2 neighbor in Mass.*
arn’t the torts goin into the water anyways, if they back up, theyll go into it, and if i’m not mistaken, that torts are saying backup, not the croc
Fear teh aligatorz!
troo, butt iz funneh turtlols, sew iz awl gud! pleez 2 reelax & enjoi awl de animalols.
*shaykez hed sadly*
John, John, John…. wii tawked bowt dis just t’other day….Did u fergit awlreddy?? No wunder u losted deh lekkshun…. deh sine under deh logo sez, “Lolcats n Funny Pictures” Dis b a Funny Picture….. Now, taking a chill pill. ‘K? nowgobugsumwunelsethxbai.