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teh vacuum!


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teh vacuum! itz got me!

kill da beast! kill it!

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soprano_smurf

oh naaaaaoowze ! dis worse dan ebber a splortzez!

annipuss

Congratshumalashunz awn bein top uv teh heep!

soprano_smurf

w00p! big tai booteek partee, yuall invitated!
speshul offurs 4 ebry cheezpeepz!

kerrykatz4

{{soprano smurf}} clappity clappity floofy paws fur yur nawt second!

 
 
 
 
 
Melissa

LOLZ! so smpul, yet so full of teh funnee!

 
 
Melissa

NNOOOOOOOOoooooooooooooo

 
annipuss

Naychoor abhorz a bacuum, so duz kitteh

2minions

So duz 2minions. Wun luk @ carpet an u knoes it!!!

annipuss

U need a carpit wiv a randum patturn awn it - den teh fur an bitz doan’t sho!

kerrykatz4

Ai needs carpit dat same cullur az kitteh hare.

 
 
prysma-kitteh

So duz prysma, which iz whai prysma iz berry grateful fur her apartint wif teh hardwud floors insted uv carpet… aftur menny yeers uv apartmints wif undisturbd ar-ki-oloj-ikal strata in teh carpets. :lol:

prysma-kitteh

Prysma also being grateful fur teh lols frum watching teh kittehs trai tu take corners at ohai speeds awn hardwud, wif no trakshuns… :lol:

kerrykatz4

Ai hab hardwood floors jes in libbing room, kittehs hab nawt tracshuns dere, den we buy big rug for center ub it so dat dey kin run round. Iz like watchin da roadrunner kartoons wen da kittehs tryz to run on da hardwoods. Nau da big rug gots mucho kitteh hare awl da tiem. Rug is kinna yellow, ai hab three basement kittehs in hause, den gray nd wite kitteh…mai floofy rug, let me show yu it.

 
leeza-b

*SNERK*
I has all hardwuds. Teh OLKs r used to it, but bringing Gummi in, who had only lived outsied ever, ifink, has been a hyooge sourse of amusemint for me… There’s a 180 turn to get from teh bedroom to teh fudroom…

stagehanddan

heya, found a website onna roadcase, seems right up your alley. piratesplunder.com

leeza-b

hmmm interesting but I has a sad that they only has costooms for men… no piratey wench stuff atall! But I hadda snerk at teh check out buttun… ‘add to my booty’. *snerks agin*
U mite be amused that my 5 yr old nefew is a pirate buff. I had nuffin to do wif it, realy! so it must be ge, je.. run in teh famlee. I got him a pirate chest wif pirate gold coins for his birfday last week…and a big glass diamond. He kept axing, is it reel?? Iz it reel?? I luv that kid!

EbilRedKitteh

Leeza, if’n yoo wantz sum reeeelly purty pyratey stuffz fer wimminz, yoo can haz tehm on http://www.samiah.com . Dey iz ixp..eks…lotsa munney, but iz WERF it! I has seen deese kloves furst-paw, and dey iz beeeoooitful, and well-kunstrucktid. Dey iz mayde too yer meezermintz, and you gitz to picks da fabrucks. I haz met dis ladee many tymez at Renaissance Faires, and shee iz reelly nice purrson.

=^..^=

 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
KittehlessJon

Galaxies are made up of dust and gas. Interstellar space is made up of dust. From the prevalence of dust in the universe, it’s obvious that Nature abhors a vacuum - and won’t pick up a broom, either!

 
 
nicewitch

Dust iz Nayturz wae uv pertektin ur valyoobils frum ulterbyolit raydeeayshunz. Ai allus bin bery gr8fl tu Naytur fur teh halp.

AfriCat

Soooo, datz y itz noe gud tu dust teh hows too much!!! Ai seee!!!

nicewitch

Adn ennyhoo, affur teh 2ish or 3ish yeerz, teh dust nawt seemz tu get enny wurzt.

Awlso, wen Ai pik sumfing up adn uses it, Ai knao ZAKLEE wair tu b pootin it bak! Dust iz mai frend (’sept fur awl mai lerjik sneezuls).

 
 
 
 
 
Ryukein

Oh noezzz not the vacuumz

 
Melissa

Lookit kitteh’s whiskurz.
Curlee. But himz dunnit look liek a rexy kitteh.
But himz mite bees a sexee kitteh to teh gurlee kittehs.

blahblahblah.
my point, is full of teh poyntless.

 
18wheelsandakitteh

Iz gud dat da hoominz didnt has them cutted out. My kittehs keepz dere pointy enz. Watz a kitteh wit out dem?

kerrykatz4

Sum hoomans nawt noes dat tu cut owt pointy endz is tu amputate toe enz. Aifinks ebbrywon shud noe dat…mai shredded furniture, let meh show yu it, mai hapee kittehs, iz worf it.

2minions

Yup - hapee an sayfer in mergensees, too. Teh minions is indoors only, butt taht duzent meen tehy duzent has a owtside sumtimes. Tehy needs to be abble to clime trees to get awai from feerce fings.

 
prysma-kitteh

Absolalutelee! Furnichur nawt wurf mutilating mai fur-kids. (Besydes, ai gived mai kittehs reel-wud scratching posts wif bark an all, an they mostlee ignore teh furnichurs these days.) Most importint fing in mai lyf iz tu keep them frum sufferings uv any kind, whai ai wud cauze sum? An if anyfing terribul happen, they haz eggsalad self-defens abilities.
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Mai scratches an scars frum playing wif mai kittehs, an frum mai rescooed girl having panics, an mai boys wanting tu sit awn mai shoulder… ai wear tehm wif prides!!!

kerrykatz4

Meh too, {{prysma-kitteh}} Mai huzbin an meh builds giant cat tree dat has shelf awn it, it goes awl da way almos tu ceeling. Dey scratchees nd climes on it, but still day likes da furniture. Mai muddah gits one ub her kittehs declawed, an den wuz horrified to lurn wat dey reely do to da kittehs. No one told her dat at da vets, her felt so bad, nd ai nebber new dat eeder, til she tells meh, nau ai tell ebbryone ai noe dat haz kittehs. Mai handz ar releef map ub kitteh scars, ai wud nebber hab dis dun to enny ub mai babys.

prysma-kitteh

{{KK4}} Iz awsum badge uv honur, aifinkso!
Ai beeing draggededed awf fur suppers, back in an hour or so!

BuddyDitzmores_mom

Ai habs seended leases dat sai kittehs must beh declawed. Ai awlways taeks out mah pen and drawz line thru it, in front ub the person awferin da plas tew lib, n inishal by da change. No won habs eber refused meh a plas to lib, and mah kitteh haz him poyntee endz. WIN! :D

bluesfan473

akshully, in mai area de shelterz maik u sine a form promisin dat u wil nawt hav kittehs declawed iffen u wan 2 adopt dem.

 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
kerrykatz4

Dis vacuum, meks mai wiskers curl in frite..HALP!!

2minions

Akshully, I has a curious about teh wiskers - tehy dusn’t luk liek tehy gots too close to fyers, but howels dus tehy has a curly?

annipuss

Ai finkmit iz a nachural fing - teh rex breed uv kittehz haz dese curlee wiskurz, so Ai guess dis kitteh iz at leest part rex. Teh fur luks short an slitelee kinked 2 wich iz anuvver rex karateristik.

kerrykatz4

Dis kitteh haz big eers tu, duzzint Rex’s hab da big eers as well?

annipuss

Ai nawt berry eggspurt! Ai noed bowt teh wiskurz an teh flooff bein curlee, but din’t noe bowt teh eerz!

 
kerrykatz4

{{ladyM}} Ai seen rex’s at kitteh shows, ai wuz finkin dat dey hab da big ears. dis crazy cat ladee probly nawt shud goes tu da kitteh shows…den mai haus wud be like dat childrens storee…hundred ub cats, thousands ub cats, millions nd billions nd trillions ub catz!!

 
nightshayde

All teh beddur to heering yew wif.

 
 
 
 
kerrykatz4

One ub mai BC rescue kittehs hab wiskers dat goes out kinna strate frum his face…nawt sew much to da side..den his little ear hairs is curved out strate an goes forward tu. Ai nawt noes wy, doh. Ai jes glad he in gud home nau, funkee wiskers and awl! Dis kitteh up top, his wiskers really curly.

 
 
Opheliacat

Oh noez! Ai sabz u, kitteh!!!! *Pullz teh kitteh awt ub teh cluchiz ub teh backyum adn taeks 2 saef plaic* Heer. U b saef heer. Ai b lettin u noe wen teh backyum iz teh gawn.

 
ladyluvskittehs

Ai jes lubs dem curlee wiskres! Ai watns to give dat kitteh sum good skratchez under his chin!!

 
 
2minions

Ohai, cheezpeeps!
.
Wants to has CCC expre…exep…want to be like splort victim IRL? I has, sorta. Went to teh Redd Cross to gib dem platelets. Veens in mai arm kept closin up cuz today has a chillee here.
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Nice Redd Cross nurses started bringin floofy blankets. An teh warmin up pads for my feetz an tummy an arm. An teh hot wadder botlols to skwish in mai uvver hand. An moar floofy blankets.
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I asked if I can has single malt an a chawnklit possum, but tehy only hadded cawfee an donuts. Ovverwise, it wud be CCC (or heaven)!!!

kerrykatz4

Iz nice tu hab IRL nd stil tu hab da branez in yur hed, aifinkso! Here is belated choklit possum fer yu fur da good deed yu dun todai.

2minions

OOOFANGS, KK4!!!! I didn’t (nom, nom, nom) meen to be hinting (nom, nom, nom) for chawnklits (nom, nom, drool, nom, nom)…

 
 
cweenmj

ROFL!!!!! I wudda given ennething tu see deh xpresshun on deh faisez wen u askinged fur ehd single malt adn a chokklit possum!!!

2minions

Ifn tehy hadded it, tehy wud gib it to me, ifinkso - jus to get me owdda tehre!

kerrykatz4

Ai wud ax dem next time to gib yu floofy bebbeh kitteh to petz wif good hand!
And da choklit possum, an da single malt, an da choklit martoonie, an tu dans dans dans fur yu.

 
 
 
prysma-kitteh

*gives 2minions a larj hawt chokklit wif whippy creem dusted wif cocoa powder*
Yu duz a gud fing tuday. Ai glad yu gotted a giglol frum it tu!