Icanhas1th?

Ai hab hardwood floors jes in libbing room, kittehs hab nawt tracshuns dere, den we buy big rug for center ub it so dat dey kin run round. Iz like watchin da roadrunner kartoons wen da kittehs tryz to run on da hardwoods. Nau da big rug gots mucho kitteh hare awl da tiem. Rug is kinna yellow, ai hab three basement kittehs in hause, den gray nd wite kitteh…mai floofy rug, let me show yu it.

*SNERK*
I has all hardwuds. Teh OLKs r used to it, but bringing Gummi in, who had only lived outsied ever, ifink, has been a hyooge sourse of amusemint for me… There’s a 180 turn to get from teh bedroom to teh fudroom…

Adn ennyhoo, affur teh 2ish or 3ish yeerz, teh dust nawt seemz tu get enny wurzt.

Awlso, wen Ai pik sumfing up adn uses it, Ai knao ZAKLEE wair tu b pootin it bak! Dust iz mai frend (’sept fur awl mai lerjik sneezuls).

Meh too, {{prysma-kitteh}} Mai huzbin an meh builds giant cat tree dat has shelf awn it, it goes awl da way almos tu ceeling. Dey scratchees nd climes on it, but still day likes da furniture. Mai muddah gits one ub her kittehs declawed, an den wuz horrified to lurn wat dey reely do to da kittehs. No one told her dat at da vets, her felt so bad, nd ai nebber new dat eeder, til she tells meh, nau ai tell ebbryone ai noe dat haz kittehs. Mai handz ar releef map ub kitteh scars, ai wud nebber hab dis dun to enny ub mai babys.

Ai nawt berry eggspurt! Ai noed bowt teh wiskurz an teh flooff bein curlee, but din’t noe bowt teh eerz!

Yis, da rekz kittehz can has big eerz.