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oh naaaaaoowze ! dis worse dan ebber a splortzez!
Congratshumalashunz awn bein top uv teh heep!
w00p! big tai booteek partee, yuall invitated!
speshul offurs 4 ebry cheezpeepz!
{{soprano smurf}} clappity clappity floofy paws fur yur nawt second!
Icanhas1th?
Woah!!! Dat sux!!!
LOLZ! so smpul, yet so full of teh funnee!
NNOOOOOOOOoooooooooooooo
Naychoor abhorz a bacuum, so duz kitteh
So duz 2minions. Wun luk @ carpet an u knoes it!!!
U need a carpit wiv a randum patturn awn it – den teh fur an bitz doan’t sho!
Ai needs carpit dat same cullur az kitteh hare.
So duz prysma, which iz whai prysma iz berry grateful fur her apartint wif teh hardwud floors insted uv carpet… aftur menny yeers uv apartmints wif undisturbd ar-ki-oloj-ikal strata in teh carpets.
Prysma also being grateful fur teh lols frum watching teh kittehs trai tu take corners at ohai speeds awn hardwud, wif no trakshuns…
Ai hab hardwood floors jes in libbing room, kittehs hab nawt tracshuns dere, den we buy big rug for center ub it so dat dey kin run round. Iz like watchin da roadrunner kartoons wen da kittehs tryz to run on da hardwoods. Nau da big rug gots mucho kitteh hare awl da tiem. Rug is kinna yellow, ai hab three basement kittehs in hause, den gray nd wite kitteh…mai floofy rug, let me show yu it.
*SNERK*
I has all hardwuds. Teh OLKs r used to it, but bringing Gummi in, who had only lived outsied ever, ifink, has been a hyooge sourse of amusemint for me… There’s a 180 turn to get from teh bedroom to teh fudroom…
heya, found a website onna roadcase, seems right up your alley. piratesplunder.com
oooo…
*goes 2 luk*
hmmm interesting but I has a sad that they only has costooms for men… no piratey wench stuff atall! But I hadda snerk at teh check out buttun… ‘add to my booty’. *snerks agin*
U mite be amused that my 5 yr old nefew is a pirate buff. I had nuffin to do wif it, realy! so it must be ge, je.. run in teh famlee. I got him a pirate chest wif pirate gold coins for his birfday last week…and a big glass diamond. He kept axing, is it reel?? Iz it reel?? I luv that kid!
Leeza, if’n yoo wantz sum reeeelly purty pyratey stuffz fer wimminz, yoo can haz tehm on http://www.samiah.com . Dey iz ixp..eks…lotsa munney, but iz WERF it! I has seen deese kloves furst-paw, and dey iz beeeoooitful, and well-kunstrucktid. Dey iz mayde too yer meezermintz, and you gitz to picks da fabrucks. I haz met dis ladee many tymez at Renaissance Faires, and shee iz reelly nice purrson.
=^..^=
@@@@@ LOLZ tu yu!!
Galaxies are made up of dust and gas. Interstellar space is made up of dust. From the prevalence of dust in the universe, it’s obvious that Nature abhors a vacuum – and won’t pick up a broom, either!
Dats my mudder nature!
Yay, then ai following gud eggsample!
Gud evbening, Mai Lady!! Iz u habbing deh gud week end??
Dust iz Nayturz wae uv pertektin ur valyoobils frum ulterbyolit raydeeayshunz. Ai allus bin bery gr8fl tu Naytur fur teh halp.
Soooo, datz y itz noe gud tu dust teh hows too much!!! Ai seee!!!
Adn ennyhoo, affur teh 2ish or 3ish yeerz, teh dust nawt seemz tu get enny wurzt.
Awlso, wen Ai pik sumfing up adn uses it, Ai knao ZAKLEE wair tu b pootin it bak! Dust iz mai frend (’sept fur awl mai lerjik sneezuls).
Oh noezzz not the vacuumz
Lookit kitteh’s whiskurz.
Curlee. But himz dunnit look liek a rexy kitteh.
But himz mite bees a sexee kitteh to teh gurlee kittehs.
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my point, is full of teh poyntless.
Lookit dose pointy enz!!
Iz gud dat da hoominz didnt has them cutted out. My kittehs keepz dere pointy enz. Watz a kitteh wit out dem?
Sum hoomans nawt noes dat tu cut owt pointy endz is tu amputate toe enz. Aifinks ebbrywon shud noe dat…mai shredded furniture, let meh show yu it, mai hapee kittehs, iz worf it.
Yup – hapee an sayfer in mergensees, too. Teh minions is indoors only, butt taht duzent meen tehy duzent has a owtside sumtimes. Tehy needs to be abble to clime trees to get awai from feerce fings.
Absolalutelee! Furnichur nawt wurf mutilating mai fur-kids. (Besydes, ai gived mai kittehs reel-wud scratching posts wif bark an all, an they mostlee ignore teh furnichurs these days.) Most importint fing in mai lyf iz tu keep them frum sufferings uv any kind, whai ai wud cauze sum? An if anyfing terribul happen, they haz eggsalad self-defens abilities.
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Mai scratches an scars frum playing wif mai kittehs, an frum mai rescooed girl having panics, an mai boys wanting tu sit awn mai shoulder… ai wear tehm wif prides!!!
Meh too, {{prysma-kitteh}} Mai huzbin an meh builds giant cat tree dat has shelf awn it, it goes awl da way almos tu ceeling. Dey scratchees nd climes on it, but still day likes da furniture. Mai muddah gits one ub her kittehs declawed, an den wuz horrified to lurn wat dey reely do to da kittehs. No one told her dat at da vets, her felt so bad, nd ai nebber new dat eeder, til she tells meh, nau ai tell ebbryone ai noe dat haz kittehs. Mai handz ar releef map ub kitteh scars, ai wud nebber hab dis dun to enny ub mai babys.
{{KK4}} Iz awsum badge uv honur, aifinkso!
Ai beeing draggededed awf fur suppers, back in an hour or so!
Ai habs seended leases dat sai kittehs must beh declawed. Ai awlways taeks out mah pen and drawz line thru it, in front ub the person awferin da plas tew lib, n inishal by da change. No won habs eber refused meh a plas to lib, and mah kitteh haz him poyntee endz. WIN!
Hurrays fur yu! An awsum fur Buddy!
akshully, in mai area de shelterz maik u sine a form promisin dat u wil nawt hav kittehs declawed iffen u wan 2 adopt dem.
Dis vacuum, meks mai wiskers curl in frite..HALP!!
Akshully, I has a curious about teh wiskers – tehy dusn’t luk liek tehy gots too close to fyers, but howels dus tehy has a curly?
Ai finkmit iz a nachural fing – teh rex breed uv kittehz haz dese curlee wiskurz, so Ai guess dis kitteh iz at leest part rex. Teh fur luks short an slitelee kinked 2 wich iz anuvver rex karateristik.
Dis kitteh haz big eers tu, duzzint Rex’s hab da big eers as well?
Ai nawt berry eggspurt! Ai noed bowt teh wiskurz an teh flooff bein curlee, but din’t noe bowt teh eerz!
Yis, da rekz kittehz can has big eerz.
{{ladyM}} Ai seen rex’s at kitteh shows, ai wuz finkin dat dey hab da big ears. dis crazy cat ladee probly nawt shud goes tu da kitteh shows…den mai haus wud be like dat childrens storee…hundred ub cats, thousands ub cats, millions nd billions nd trillions ub catz!!
All teh beddur to heering yew wif.
One ub mai BC rescue kittehs hab wiskers dat goes out kinna strate frum his face…nawt sew much to da side..den his little ear hairs is curved out strate an goes forward tu. Ai nawt noes wy, doh. Ai jes glad he in gud home nau, funkee wiskers and awl! Dis kitteh up top, his wiskers really curly.
Oh noez! Ai sabz u, kitteh!!!! *Pullz teh kitteh awt ub teh cluchiz ub teh backyum adn taeks 2 saef plaic* Heer. U b saef heer. Ai b lettin u noe wen teh backyum iz teh gawn.
Ai jes lubs dem curlee wiskres! Ai watns to give dat kitteh sum good skratchez under his chin!!
Ohai, cheezpeeps!
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Wants to has CCC expre…exep…want to be like splort victim IRL? I has, sorta. Went to teh Redd Cross to gib dem platelets. Veens in mai arm kept closin up cuz today has a chillee here.
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Nice Redd Cross nurses started bringin floofy blankets. An teh warmin up pads for my feetz an tummy an arm. An teh hot wadder botlols to skwish in mai uvver hand. An moar floofy blankets.
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I asked if I can has single malt an a chawnklit possum, but tehy only hadded cawfee an donuts. Ovverwise, it wud be CCC (or heaven)!!!
Iz nice tu hab IRL nd stil tu hab da branez in yur hed, aifinkso! Here is belated choklit possum fer yu fur da good deed yu dun todai.
OOOFANGS, KK4!!!! I didn’t (nom, nom, nom) meen to be hinting (nom, nom, nom) for chawnklits (nom, nom, drool, nom, nom)…
ROFL!!!!! I wudda given ennething tu see deh xpresshun on deh faisez wen u askinged fur ehd single malt adn a chokklit possum!!!
Ifn tehy hadded it, tehy wud gib it to me, ifinkso – jus to get me owdda tehre!
Ai wud ax dem next time to gib yu floofy bebbeh kitteh to petz wif good hand!
And da choklit possum, an da single malt, an da choklit martoonie, an tu dans dans dans fur yu.
*gives 2minions a larj hawt chokklit wif whippy creem dusted wif cocoa powder*
Yu duz a gud fing tuday. Ai glad yu gotted a giglol frum it tu!
Ai werks in a blud bank – thank you berry much fur gibbing blud! You is saving lives!
The anguish! The agony! LOL, cats are so silly.
Yes, sem menny fings maek dem pee inna flannick!
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BTW, duz Gibbo haz flannicks @ teh Ty Bootik?
Wye, do u wanna pee?
{{annipuss}} Mai mom wud say dat tu me ebbrytime ai ask tu hab canope bed in mai room!! She would ask fur a can…
Teh diffruns bitween a rich skotchman, a pore skotchman an a dedd wun is dat a rich wun haz a canopee ober himz bed, a pore wun haz a can o’ pee unner himz bed an a dedd wun canna pee atawl!
@@@@ yur killin meh here, lassie!
Aye, ai canna stop laffin…
Ohai, {{{{{{anni, ]]]]] sownz liek yu gawt hoam frum yur owting wifowt tu muxh trawma if yu can stil be da funnee at so lait at nite.
Yiss thx, Mai Lady. It cud haz bean wuss, but naow ai haz a tyred so ai’m off 2 bed. G’nite ebrriwun, g’nite!
G’nite, {{annipuss}} haz gud sleepytimes tonite!!
Iz similar pun about pecans, but prolly not wurth rememberin.
Nawt rite nao, but sumtimes on ICHC, I has to run for teh baffroom! Teh Sleepin Beauty ballet, fur eggs sample…
Ai teh onlee wun whu finding it unbearablee cyoot when kitteh noses get awl crinkled up lyk this wun’s being? Iz such a tinee fing, but ai wanting tu splort ebrytime ai gives kitteh treets tu mai Angel-girl an her nose wrinkles whyle she be crunching them…
Otay, ai silleh…
U not silleh!!! Umm….. errr…… At leest, u not ennee sillier dan deh rest uv us.
Plunger ladeez??? sowndz intreeging. i goez tu luk. brb.
OMG!!! Dat so funneh!
Heer b wun fur u:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s13dLaTIHSg
Ai lub simonscat, speshlee da one ware da cat triez tu wake him up!!
Did ebreebodee see dat simon ub simons cat maded teeshirts dat he be selling for benebit of Royal Society fur da Prebenchin ob Crewlty tew Aminals?
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Ai botted won lass nite, and ai donut noes if dere beh any more to buyin… but it be da awesum dat ai gotted won!
Mai muddah send tu meh, but nawt kin make bloo linkee yet wifout kikee da compooter…Ai jes bout died laffin, fot yu wud liek it tu!!
U shud vizit mai helperz paige. It tellingz u how tu posting deh bloo linkeez. And lotza uzzer stuff.
http://www.cweenmj.wordpress.com/ichc-helperz/
**luks somwat embarissed** ai printed owt de page, but nawt don it yet fur da linkees!!
I addz stuffz tu it ebbrey now and den. How resent b ur print owt??
Mebbee I shud put an “updated on mm/dd/yy” on deh top uv deh paige. Den peepz will noeing if it haz ben changed since dey wuz dere lasdt. I go dewing dat now. brb.
Yu nawt sillee!! Mai basement kitteh, Secret, ai teeches him a twik!! Husbin rolls eyes, but iz a twik, ai sware!! He lub da kitteh tweets…ai haz tu keep dem in a drawer, cuz he brings bag of tweets out to meh. So ai sez in mai bery high pitch silee voice…”Secret, wanna tweet?” Den ai hold tweet up jes enuf, and he stans up like prarie dawg, holds mai hand wif his two paws and meks scrunchy face and eets da tweet from mai hand!! OOOOHHH, dat so cute! Huzbin sez nawt a twik, afinks a twik doh.
Aifink it be a twik, but aifink iz mebbe Secret whu tawted yu a twik. Oar a fing yu n him tawted each otter.
Mai Trick-kitteh, him lykes treets berry much tu, an ai haz tu hyding them. Toys, him will bring me fur playing… but treets, him will open himself, an ai find deded “carcass” taht’s been ripped open, sumtiems wif free kittehs aroun it lyk lions aroun sumfing they hunteded!
Ai glad ai nawt teh onlee wun whu lyking teh scrunchee face.
Ai yusta hav kitteh wif floofy paws who liked to shake. If yu didn’t shake wif him, he would pat tha palm uv yur hand wif his paw.
Ohai prysma-kitteh!
Nawt 2 wurreh! Tehre iz silleh-nawt 2 gud, n silleh-bery-gud, n tihs iz an akzampul ub teh latter, ai finkso!
Ai lurv it wen teh kittehz rinkul tehir nozez, maiself… is kyoot!
Hugz n cheezluv,
FreeLion / Wiz (Roger)
close de airlock!!!!!!! close et!!!!!!!!!!!!!
kitteh: hhhaaalllppp!!!
holy light: u mus uze teh powah of teh aynshunt thingamydoofer.
kitteh: WTF!?
holy light: just blow up the vaccume cleaner.
kitteh: oh…
(throws grenade) BOOOOOM!!!
kitteh: ty =D
holy light: no prob.
(skript 4 dis small but kool seen)
I likez teh Red Baron moostash!
I tink dis is a kitteh yawn.
Yawwwwwwwwwwwwn, I sleepy… tells mee a story?
*moves bak heer frum nekst fread that being oberflowd, an waits tu see if ennywun else join*
*remooves tabbeh frum keebored*
*remooves tabbeh frum mowsepad*
*remooves tabbeh frum keebored*
*gives up an pets tabbeh*
Hey Jkitteh, an C.rose, ai here!!
cum ober tew teh benji lol – at teh bottom ob teh page
http://www.icanhascheezburger.com/2008/11/15/funny-pictures-benji-i-i-you-ur-back/#comment-499670
Hm, speeking uf huzbinds an sundree such fings… ai finking mai bf falled asleep at hims pewter, an him spost tu taking meds five minnits ago. Ai go, er, jentlee remind him. Haz tu going tu bed soon, tho. Loki say so!
It also mistereesly coorled my wiskehs!
How adorable!
Run! Sav URselfs!!
dat kitteh haz sum curlee wiskerz
Omg!
HOW did dat kitteh growing such currrlee whiskahs?
Ai hab nebber seen so MANY curlee whiskahs on one kitteh!!!
OmG sooo LoLz!
o noes!
halp teh kitteh!
Little predator
Chases mice, moths and lasers
Fears vacuum cleaner
Goe on wit ot meez!!! Sav urselv!!
that is hillerious.
Who ever took that is a genious!!!!
In space, nobody can hear you scream.